Nxc4 Nb6 Nd2? is too passive for me, and the last 30 seconds or so was too fast to be validified. With pieces on their sides, I can't tell what they did. If they were playing fair and well then kudos!
Many times see a great move & then a better move, possibly.... for some reason do the opposite of what meant to do & mess up - I just like to kill those knights ASAP - do not like them!
rofl those last moments there were probably a ton of illegal moves. the Finnish association should consider using weighted heavy duty plastic pieces, should cost less than those wooden sets
I never thought a chess video would be so funny. It's almost looks like they are just doing random moves. I would say it was a fake game if I didn't know better.
In the past our teachers were always the grandmasters and worldchampions, nowadays our teachers are the computers. They play , solve and compose . So have a look at youtube.com :
bitch chess. black had it from the opening. it wouldn't have spiraled down to that if you'd taked your time and made the right moves instead of worrying about material. 0/0
@chasing91a..............if white pawn takes Knight then after black pawn takes pawn the black pawn is attacking the Queen and also the Rook is attacking the White Rook on a1 ....so Black wins loads material.
Chess is for faggots? This coming from the guy that thinks dungeon keeper is a sick game, wants to suck Al Pacino cock, a white boy who thinks 50 has street cred, born in AZ, Likes Ex, doesn't like it when people are jerks to animal, but has no problem being a jerk himself. Keep running your mouth, dumbass
everything was going nice and smooth until about 9:12.....and then both these muhfuckas lost it!!!...pieces flyin everywere, smashin clocks, kings n pawns on their sides rollin around..just chaos lol ...
Great end game though..i think white won the game after that rook swap @ 8:00..black had split pawns.
I watched the ending twice...and I've come to the conclusion this was bughouse?! Notice pieces are thrown onto the chessboard like crazy at the end. There's no way this was a regular blitz game. The ending suggests this was a bughouse match.
if you give the minimun time for them to process the information ( like 1 second or something) theres no need to give more time , they will always do the same move
Do you think that they can just pick one move that is absolute better than any other move without doubt? It may seek maybe 10 steps forward in 5 seconds, then it becomes slower and slower. The longer it thinks, the better move. It can think in 3 seconds and decide what move it will make. Then it can change its "mind" 2 seconds later. I have even seen this using xboard.
Do you think the computer stops thinking if it have unlimited time? It does not. It never stops thinking without a time limit..
Okay, it doesn't "think". It "processes information". But if you are right, computers would always win because they would always know the perfect move and exactly how to win a game from the start. It doesn't work that way.
When "he" has "reached all possibillities", it knows that it will be check mate. That's all. Then it doesn't have to think anymore, just move. However, when it doesn't see any check mate and unlimited time, then it keeps thinking. This is extremely logical and normal and if you don't understand that, you are weird.
darkdude110 probably has a small dick, no life, has never gotten laid, is a short guy with napoleon complex, is unintelligent, eats yellow snow, or a combination of all above things.
Why do people play timed chess? I play with no time limit, it makes the game way more interesting. Besides, it does not matter how fast you win, it is that you win.
If you are retired then no time limit is an option. But we must have some time of end time to get on with our lives. Something like ten minutes. However speed chess (2 minutes or less)removes all beauty of the game for me.
I am still in high school, and dad and I play games that go on for at least 5 hours. Playing fast only allows for more mistakes. The beauty of the game as you call it, can truly be seen in a 13 hour game.
I am not trying to sound cool, that is truely how long our games take.
I do not memorise openings, or pawn formations, or any of that bullocks.
My style of play is on a level beyond memorisation, it is a blend of intuition, skill, and art. I do not just play the pieces and the board, I play my opponents mind.
Thank you for giving me a great laugh. It is ridiculous to think that a few years ago i was in this same stage of life. Can you say: "elitist"?
I have enough foresight to defeat strong chess programs and rated masters. I'm curious to see just how you would "play with my mind". You are trying too hard to sound like Waitzkin, "chess is poetry, chess is art".
Let's play a match.. pogo, freechess, w/e you pick the time controls. You can even use computer if you like. Let me know artist.
You can not play someones mind over the internet, it requires a great deal of practice. To cause your opponent to subconsciously tell you there next move.
You would probably win, I hate online chess, I need the person across from me.
When you play online, do you set up a board in front of you? If you don't, try it, it made my online play way better than what it was, although it still sucks.
You don't need a great deal of skill to beat a computer, no computer can ever beat a human.
"You don't need a great deal of skill to beat a comp"... do you read what you type? Winchess may be a joke, but play something like Rybka and you're in for an insanely strong opponent (I bet rybka would wipe the floor with you).
As Fischer once said, "I don't believe in psychology. I believe in good moves", I suggest you think about that. In a face to face encounter, your "psychic powers" wouldn't phase me at all.
I am not saying that I am a mind reader, but people do, although they are unaware of it, give away there next move. Not always, but sometimes. Note that is not poker BS I am talking Derren brown kind of stuff. I got caught trying to influence a guy's moves once and got kicked out of the tournament, no rules against NLP but okay.
When I say a computer can't beat a human, I was making a deep blue joke, we all know it cheated.
I have never heard of rybka, is it downloadabel or dou you need a CD?
I am aware of Derren Brown, I'm actually a fan of sorts. His NLP is quite good.. As for giving away my moves, when I give my move away, and you see the plan, it is usually too late.. only against masters and stronger do I find harder games. I have went on stage before during a group hypnosis performance and the guy kicked me off.. maybe that says something.
Derren is better than me, but, do you think I should have been kicked out for making my opponent move where I wanted?
I tried the paying with paper thing at Tim Hortons like 20 minutes a go, dad made me go back, but it worked! Next stop Russian scam!
Once you PM me I will download it and tell you how I make out. I can beat Battle master Chess 3 gd on hardest when the search depth for moves is maxed. If you are as good as you say you are, you should find it easy.
I play at the point now where chessmaster will fight to draw with me. My rating speaks for itself, if I wasnt doing grad school, I could spend more time on chess and it would be much higher.
I'm still telling you though, there is no way I would be influenced by any sort of hypnotism, especially in a serious game where I am only concentrating on making strong moves. I've already tried hypnosis, but was forced off stage.
I don't think that I should have been kicked out, though, when you think about it all I was doing was making suggestions. It was there choice to take them.
What method did you use?
If you think you are about to be asked to leave, try to manipulate your opponent to knock over his king, don't pay attention to a thing the official are saying. Until you are forced from the table it isin't over.
When in doubt, use the Jedi mind trick: "you will resign". Use hand wave as anchor, it does work.
Lol Membersacc is talking rubbish. Even if he could work out what your next move was by muscle-reading, it wouldn't make a difference, since chess is a 100% information game and everyone can see everything on the board. From seeing what your next move will be he will still not be able to see into your mind to discover the actual reasoning behind the moves.
He also says he can beat like battlemaster chess 3d or soemthing on hard. LOL. Try a real engine rather than some tutorial program.
Membersacc: "I do not just play the pieces and the board, I play my opponents mind."
"You don't need a great deal of skill to beat a computer, no computer can ever beat a human."
Those comments gave me a good laugh. I suppose the moron outplays the computers using his mind tricks lol! This is chess - not poker. Even current grandmasters cannot compete with modern computers without handicaps. But I'm sure that he's much better than stupid grandmasters and world champions with his mind tricks.
rofl there were like several pieces just lying around on the board by the end of it. too bad chess players don't have the co-ordination to match their intellect
That's why blitz chess at tournaments have rules. Rules that makes sense like you can't make your move on your opponent's time. (He has to hit the clock b4 you can move). You can't start your opponent's clock until the position on the board is the same position after your move was made (can't knock stuff over/shift pieces and start his clock) can't move with 2 hands. Thats why this looks very ametureish gmae.
They had 5 mins each for the whole game, they rushed at the end coz they only had a few seconds left (if you run out of time u lose). at the end white made a queen and black surrended.
lol the end is so chaotic
Kampy187 4 months ago
I would like to know the place where the turnement was held.
Ahuntsicspotter 5 months ago
9:15 all hell breaks loose...
rustupid3 5 months ago
ROFL skip to 9:20 if you dont understand chess and is here for the lulz
zomg lets see whoz fasterer n maek dee udder guy run out of timeee
DisturbedV7 5 months ago
hmm...riviting..
FadeNXC2 6 months ago
What the heck? Like bipolar players or something. Warm up over eh? Okay, let's play as fast as we can... I'm so confused
thechriscomer 8 months ago
Nxc4 Nb6 Nd2? is too passive for me, and the last 30 seconds or so was too fast to be validified. With pieces on their sides, I can't tell what they did. If they were playing fair and well then kudos!
CheapShotFail 9 months ago
Nxc4 Nb6 Nd2? is too passive for me
CheapShotFail 9 months ago
Voi vittu.....
PYROjoSH09 9 months ago
the last remaining minute...wtf
tnuccc 10 months ago
who has actually win the game?
gkrazzhoopper 10 months ago
how the fuck did they know what the pieces were doing at the end? lol, there were pieces flying everwhere...hahahahha
mattyismadness 11 months ago
lol analog
MRballtillifall 1 year ago
Many times see a great move & then a better move, possibly.... for some reason do the opposite of what meant to do & mess up - I just like to kill those knights ASAP - do not like them!
bermudatriangle83 1 year ago
Holy fucking END o.O
voltecksin 1 year ago
rofl those last moments there were probably a ton of illegal moves. the Finnish association should consider using weighted heavy duty plastic pieces, should cost less than those wooden sets
eZoren11 1 year ago 2
LOL at the last 30 seconds. Well done.
ForumLight 1 year ago
why do they play with those clocks?
TheStebbinz 1 year ago
I never thought a chess video would be so funny. It's almost looks like they are just doing random moves. I would say it was a fake game if I didn't know better.
mistasho17 1 year ago
chess games CAN get pretty intense!
littlenooby 1 year ago
great game of chess fellas
Dukster98 1 year ago
i don´t get the last part haha it´s like anyone could cheat and they doesnt even notice
ElverGon69 1 year ago
At the end, MOST of the pieces were knocked down! LOL.
andthatsforthewin 1 year ago 2
ahhaahahahaha KNFEAWSGANEIORGHNEAR PODDIT
LOOK AT THE END, GEK MANNETES :@:@:@
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Moremover 1 year ago
hahaha anarchy chess at the end.
b0b0maj0 1 year ago
Bliztchess ok. The other guy was Jan Ristoja who is very powerfull blitzplayer!! nevermind!!
m5rule 1 year ago
And in the end, it is the most sloppiest moves that win.
dmed312 1 year ago
did you see queen for queen.. with both knights lol..
when he lost the queen he put up his sleeves..lol
PierreLombardini 1 year ago
hahaha, they are just throwing the pieces at random spots.
pinoybboy2004 1 year ago
bitch chess. black had it from the opening. it wouldn't have spiraled down to that if you'd taked your time and made the right moves instead of worrying about material. 0/0
nastyfreedom 1 year ago
4:33 was a tricky situation for white if you look at the board
stewsalad 1 year ago
good game until the end! i was so upset to see them making so many illegal moves but then I laughed it off!
fearlab 1 year ago
Have you ever seen Dragon Ball Z? Well imagine that in real life. And with a chess board.
dberry02jr 1 year ago
Nice Stuff. Tossi Hyvaa! Moving two (2!) pieces at the same time in the endgame. Very creative! Fail!
gent30x 1 year ago
So violent at the end o_o
Furansowakun 1 year ago
at 9:00 : Chess players on crack
adhdboy699 1 year ago
@adhdboy699 I mean 9:12
adhdboy699 1 year ago
@adhdboy699 when time is running out thats what you gotta do..lol
PierreLombardini 1 year ago
lmfaoo what the fuck happen at the end there?? is that normal to go all crazy bananas or did the video fast forward ???
yourcuteletsfuc 1 year ago
finland sucks in chess.
TomValedro 1 year ago
What the hell... its true ?
TyphonLeTitan 1 year ago
haha the last sort of 20 seconds of the match i couldnt keep up at all!
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Here's what I think might have happened:
1.c4 e6 2.g3 d5 3.Bg2 Nf6 4.Nf3 Be7 5.0-0 0-0 6.d4 c6 7.Qc2 Nbd7 8.Nbd2 dxc4 9.Nxc4 Nb6 10.Ncd2 Nbd5 11.e4 Nb4 12.Qc3 Re8 13.a3 a5 14.Re1 c5 15.dxc5 Nd3 16.Re3 Nxc5 17.Ne5 Bd6 18.Ndc4 Bf8 19.Bd2 b5 20.Nxa5 Na4 21.Nac6 Qb6 22.Qc2 Bb7 23.Nb4 Rac8 24.Qb1 Bc5 25.Re2 Bd4 26.Ned3 Nc5 27.Nxc5 Qxc5 28.Ra2 Ng4 29.Nd3 Qb6 30.h3 Nf6 31.b3 Rcd8 32.Nb4 Nd7 33.Be3 Ne5 34.Bxd4 Rxd4 35.Rad2 Red8 36.Qb2 Rxd2 37.Rxd2 Rxd2 38.Qxd2 h6 39.Nc2 Qc5 40.b4 Qc7 (Continued...)
RussellsParadox 2 years ago
41.Nd4 Qb6 42.Qc3 Nc4 43.a4 Nd6 44.axb5 e5 45.Nc6 Nxb5 46.Ne7+ Kf8 47.Nd5 Bxd5 48.Qc8+ Ke7 49.exd5 Qc7 50.Qxc7+ Nxc7 51.Kf1 Kd6 52.Ke2 f5 53.Ke3 g5 54.f4 gxf4+ 55.gxf4 e4 56.Bxe4 Ne8 57.Bxf5 Nf6 58.h4 h5 59.Bg6 Nxd5+ 60.Kd4 Ne7 61.Bxh5 Nc6+ 62.Kc4 Ne7 63.Bf7 Nc8 64.Bd5 Nb6+ 65.Kd4 Nxd5 66.b5 Nc7 67.f5 Nxb5+ 68.Ke4 Nc7 69.h5 Ne8 70.h6 Nf6+ 71.Kf4 Nh5+ 72.Kg5 Ng3 73.h7 Ne4+ 74.Kg6 Ke5 75.h8Q+ Kf4 76.Qd4 Kf3 77.Qxe4+ Kxe4
And here, white plays both f6 and Kg7 simultaneously, and is disqualified.
RussellsParadox 2 years ago 10
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I'm going to stick with pro starcraft.
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RussellsParadox 2 years ago
Playing chess makes you crazy.
That's a fact and I'm a doctor
dooombringerrr 2 years ago
Is not make you crazy, is that you are and then you like chess, that is common knowledge.
TheZeroCoordinate 2 years ago
Playing chess makes you smart
thats a fact and i'm a chess player
hamsturinn 2 years ago
explain me please what is that box thing they touch every time they make a move
PegasusRider1 2 years ago
A timer. If the timer runs out for either player, they lose.
int3rl0per 2 years ago
@chasing91a..............if white pawn takes Knight then after black pawn takes pawn the black pawn is attacking the Queen and also the Rook is attacking the White Rook on a1 ....so Black wins loads material.
mayflycork 2 years ago
(about 16th move) white pawn takes black knight....but white missed it?
chasing91a 2 years ago
guy on the other side was moving his piece on the other persons time. pretty sure that's against the rules.
lygophile 2 years ago
WTF happened in the end?
BdizzleFaReal 2 years ago 2
knigth e6?!!
TheZeroCoordinate 2 years ago
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lewiszim 2 years ago
I don't get it either...
orangefan9 2 years ago
Those two are bad players, sorry but is true. hehehe
TheZeroCoordinate 2 years ago
Let's sit down for a relaxing game of chess :D
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omg!!! did he die?????
uralumkinman 2 years ago
Chess is for faggots? This coming from the guy that thinks dungeon keeper is a sick game, wants to suck Al Pacino cock, a white boy who thinks 50 has street cred, born in AZ, Likes Ex, doesn't like it when people are jerks to animal, but has no problem being a jerk himself. Keep running your mouth, dumbass
HuckaStone 2 years ago 2
Well it's depends upon your interest of the game
ferdzthelover 2 years ago
Yo fuck you Az is legit. You are just mad cause you don't have the nice weather we get. But yeah everything else I agree with lawls
Barcode187 2 years ago
Arizona does not have nice weather... I'd say winter is pretty fine though. But other than that, it sucks major cawk
BdizzleFaReal 2 years ago
haaa que partida tan mas aburrida creo q hay mov de mas en esta mmm en fin gracias por el video☺
kakashiitachisonlome 2 years ago
Estaba normal hsta que se alocaron XDD.Asu me perdi en es marañ de movimientos
Juancho1853 2 years ago
lol wow wth at the end they just start going fast as hell
idcdammit 2 years ago
I was laughing with tears in my eyes! So, where is the postmortem?
aristotele77 2 years ago
BOOM BOOOM BOOM! HAHAHAHA
214157 2 years ago
hahahahah coloquem em 9;20...
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
poldosklibonati 2 years ago
amazing game, haha...
terefere1980 2 years ago
This match was like watching grass grow for 9 1/2 minutes until suddenly a mecha bursts out of nowhere and destroys everything.
dberry02jr 2 years ago
yeah I know!
leedsfanatic 2 years ago
In a pro chess game what kind of peices do they use plastic, wooden, glass, marble?
Foodfreaks 2 years ago
Wood i think but very shiny
214157 2 years ago
Wood or plastic.
ooaaveehoo 2 years ago
Most likely plastic, weighted tournament standard pieces. You don't usually see wood pieces being used on a vinyl board. I could be wrong though.
TroubledHands 2 years ago 2
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Chess is for faggots like you
UndercoverLdn 2 years ago
everything was going nice and smooth until about 9:12.....and then both these muhfuckas lost it!!!...pieces flyin everywere, smashin clocks, kings n pawns on their sides rollin around..just chaos lol ...
Great end game though..i think white won the game after that rook swap @ 8:00..black had split pawns.
htentceo 3 years ago 9
haha you forgot the board moving to everywhere xD
testbbunny 2 years ago
@htentceo THEY WERE GOING NUTS!
asskickerfoo 1 year ago
is that a serious game?
Semr99 3 years ago
what the hell happened at end?
codynsamrdabomb 3 years ago
they were both low on time
oman115 2 years ago
I watched the ending twice...and I've come to the conclusion this was bughouse?! Notice pieces are thrown onto the chessboard like crazy at the end. There's no way this was a regular blitz game. The ending suggests this was a bughouse match.
DorothyFan1 3 years ago
are you kidding?
dbearsfan 3 years ago
I won chess three times in a row at school today. The first game was only about 2 minutes.
HardyBoyFan101 3 years ago
LUCKY!! they dont have chess at my school.
dragonlordgundam23 3 years ago
lol you are such a NERD hehe
codynsamrdabomb 3 years ago
If you want real speed check out check outcheck outcheck outcheck outcheck outcheck outcheck outcheck outcheck outcheck outcheck out
"chess standoff russia vs china"
flofpflo 3 years ago
they both suck
yoddle3221 3 years ago
FMs suck?
ooaaveehoo 2 years ago
cool!, check out "Relapse"2-player board game by Jeffery A. Krueger
jakrueg2pbg 3 years ago
besides that, that was the slowest blitz game i've ever seem, that is until that whole chinese fire drill thing at the end.
xboxjexzo 3 years ago 3
at 9:41 instead of 1)...Nh5? 1)...Nh7! draw game. If 2)f6 Ke6 pawns dead. If 2)Kg4 Ke5 pawns dead.
If 2)Ke5 Nf6+ 3)Kf4 Nh7(again) or obviously if the white king moves backwards his pawn is stranded.
xboxjexzo 3 years ago
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gay as fuck
DAI3792 3 years ago
That last was dummy, but fun ^^
Laura697 3 years ago
black had draw at the end, before the king got to the g column
JDAZAR2008 3 years ago
I know the black player he´s my friend.
Jan Ristoja is his name.
prov321 3 years ago
wow @ the last 30 seconds
vokuheila 3 years ago 18
the end is crazy lol
tivrfoa 3 years ago 10
bit crazy at the end pieces all over the place
TheOrionStar 3 years ago 5
do the computers think better when you give them more time?
SuperDieMaxx 3 years ago
That's a damn good question
geffrod 3 years ago 4
No, it's not lol. Yes, of course they think better. If you give them more time and unlimited number of moves to think, of course.
fulsomstryk 3 years ago
if you give the minimun time for them to process the information ( like 1 second or something) theres no need to give more time , they will always do the same move
blazesoul13 3 years ago
Er, no. If you let them think longer, they will maybe find out a move that probably is better.
fulsomstryk 3 years ago
computers dont think , after they process tghe information once they come up with solutions and choose the best regardless of the time after that
blazesoul13 3 years ago
Do you think that they can just pick one move that is absolute better than any other move without doubt? It may seek maybe 10 steps forward in 5 seconds, then it becomes slower and slower. The longer it thinks, the better move. It can think in 3 seconds and decide what move it will make. Then it can change its "mind" 2 seconds later. I have even seen this using xboard.
Do you think the computer stops thinking if it have unlimited time? It does not. It never stops thinking without a time limit..
fulsomstryk 3 years ago
Okay, it doesn't "think". It "processes information". But if you are right, computers would always win because they would always know the perfect move and exactly how to win a game from the start. It doesn't work that way.
fulsomstryk 3 years ago
after he reachs all possibilities, he stops "thinking"
tivrfoa 3 years ago 3
When "he" has "reached all possibillities", it knows that it will be check mate. That's all. Then it doesn't have to think anymore, just move. However, when it doesn't see any check mate and unlimited time, then it keeps thinking. This is extremely logical and normal and if you don't understand that, you are weird.
fulsomstryk 3 years ago 2
"...However, when it doesn't see any check mate and unlimited time, then it keeps thinking" until "he" gives check mate
lol
tivrfoa 3 years ago 2
what?
fulsomstryk 3 years ago
This is extremely logical and normal and if you don't understand that, you are weird.
lol
tivrfoa 3 years ago 2
Yes?
fulsomstryk 3 years ago
in regular chess sometimes people take 1+ hours to move. many lines to calculate, more time can always result in better calculation
lifearesoccer 3 years ago
darkdude110 probably has a small dick, no life, has never gotten laid, is a short guy with napoleon complex, is unintelligent, eats yellow snow, or a combination of all above things.
GinoTheSinner 4 years ago 7
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Wow... that looks really gay...
darkdude110 4 years ago
What happened at the end there? Black could only draw, but who ran out of time?
alexholowczak 4 years ago 3
Why do people play timed chess? I play with no time limit, it makes the game way more interesting. Besides, it does not matter how fast you win, it is that you win.
Membersacc 4 years ago
If you are retired then no time limit is an option. But we must have some time of end time to get on with our lives. Something like ten minutes. However speed chess (2 minutes or less)removes all beauty of the game for me.
DarkKnightJK 4 years ago
I am still in high school, and dad and I play games that go on for at least 5 hours. Playing fast only allows for more mistakes. The beauty of the game as you call it, can truly be seen in a 13 hour game.
Membersacc 4 years ago
measures your brain's capacity to think in a limited time. its also more challenging.
bayabasdotcom 4 years ago
How? by playing fast, and taking chances?
All that proves is that you can make quick decisions, not good ones. As I said, it ruins the game.
Membersacc 4 years ago
it helps you think the best strategy to play in the fastest time.
bayabasdotcom 4 years ago
5 hours? Stop trying to sound cool, I can guarantee that I can evaluate a much better game than you in 1 hour for your 5.
Blitz is a different style. It requires quick thinking... and strong nerves.
Standard Time (Orthodox Chess) is good for deep calculations. I am almost FIDE master
Chess960 (Unorthodox Chess) is the best- chess as it was meant to be. Random back-rank starting positions.
People who memorize openings are lost since they dont truly understand the game. Live and die by skill.
246trinitrotoluene 4 years ago
I agree, they all have their own pluses.
Its just like the difference between indoor soccer and normal.
One is faster and admittadly a bit more of an adrenilan rush, while the other. Well is just amazing.
Xenogaska 4 years ago
I am not trying to sound cool, that is truely how long our games take.
I do not memorise openings, or pawn formations, or any of that bullocks.
My style of play is on a level beyond memorisation, it is a blend of intuition, skill, and art. I do not just play the pieces and the board, I play my opponents mind.
Membersacc 4 years ago
Thank you for giving me a great laugh. It is ridiculous to think that a few years ago i was in this same stage of life. Can you say: "elitist"?
I have enough foresight to defeat strong chess programs and rated masters. I'm curious to see just how you would "play with my mind". You are trying too hard to sound like Waitzkin, "chess is poetry, chess is art".
Let's play a match.. pogo, freechess, w/e you pick the time controls. You can even use computer if you like. Let me know artist.
246trinitrotoluene 4 years ago
You can not play someones mind over the internet, it requires a great deal of practice. To cause your opponent to subconsciously tell you there next move.
You would probably win, I hate online chess, I need the person across from me.
When you play online, do you set up a board in front of you? If you don't, try it, it made my online play way better than what it was, although it still sucks.
You don't need a great deal of skill to beat a computer, no computer can ever beat a human.
Membersacc 4 years ago
I do prefer face to face, but online is ok too.
"You don't need a great deal of skill to beat a comp"... do you read what you type? Winchess may be a joke, but play something like Rybka and you're in for an insanely strong opponent (I bet rybka would wipe the floor with you).
As Fischer once said, "I don't believe in psychology. I believe in good moves", I suggest you think about that. In a face to face encounter, your "psychic powers" wouldn't phase me at all.
246trinitrotoluene 4 years ago
I am not saying that I am a mind reader, but people do, although they are unaware of it, give away there next move. Not always, but sometimes. Note that is not poker BS I am talking Derren brown kind of stuff. I got caught trying to influence a guy's moves once and got kicked out of the tournament, no rules against NLP but okay.
When I say a computer can't beat a human, I was making a deep blue joke, we all know it cheated.
I have never heard of rybka, is it downloadabel or dou you need a CD?
Membersacc 4 years ago
I am aware of Derren Brown, I'm actually a fan of sorts. His NLP is quite good.. As for giving away my moves, when I give my move away, and you see the plan, it is usually too late.. only against masters and stronger do I find harder games. I have went on stage before during a group hypnosis performance and the guy kicked me off.. maybe that says something.
Regarding rybka, ill send you a PM ..
246trinitrotoluene 4 years ago
Derren is better than me, but, do you think I should have been kicked out for making my opponent move where I wanted?
I tried the paying with paper thing at Tim Hortons like 20 minutes a go, dad made me go back, but it worked! Next stop Russian scam!
Once you PM me I will download it and tell you how I make out. I can beat Battle master Chess 3 gd on hardest when the search depth for moves is maxed. If you are as good as you say you are, you should find it easy.
Membersacc 4 years ago
I play at the point now where chessmaster will fight to draw with me. My rating speaks for itself, if I wasnt doing grad school, I could spend more time on chess and it would be much higher.
I'm still telling you though, there is no way I would be influenced by any sort of hypnotism, especially in a serious game where I am only concentrating on making strong moves. I've already tried hypnosis, but was forced off stage.
246trinitrotoluene 4 years ago
I don't think that I should have been kicked out, though, when you think about it all I was doing was making suggestions. It was there choice to take them.
What method did you use?
If you think you are about to be asked to leave, try to manipulate your opponent to knock over his king, don't pay attention to a thing the official are saying. Until you are forced from the table it isin't over.
When in doubt, use the Jedi mind trick: "you will resign". Use hand wave as anchor, it does work.
Membersacc 4 years ago
I'm not aiming this at you directly btw, I just wanted to chuck it in the middle of the discussion, even if it's probably tailed out by now.
LoxRandom 3 years ago
What is NLP?
juiceboxxed 3 years ago
Lol Membersacc is talking rubbish. Even if he could work out what your next move was by muscle-reading, it wouldn't make a difference, since chess is a 100% information game and everyone can see everything on the board. From seeing what your next move will be he will still not be able to see into your mind to discover the actual reasoning behind the moves.
He also says he can beat like battlemaster chess 3d or soemthing on hard. LOL. Try a real engine rather than some tutorial program.
LoxRandom 3 years ago
Membersacc: "I do not just play the pieces and the board, I play my opponents mind."
"You don't need a great deal of skill to beat a computer, no computer can ever beat a human."
Those comments gave me a good laugh. I suppose the moron outplays the computers using his mind tricks lol! This is chess - not poker. Even current grandmasters cannot compete with modern computers without handicaps. But I'm sure that he's much better than stupid grandmasters and world champions with his mind tricks.
Catend 3 years ago
The computer thing was a play on how deep blue cheated.
It is not about the moves on the board, it is about the moves in your mind.
Membersacc 3 years ago
Hey, why not make a video with you doing this kind of stuff?
masaladosa101 3 years ago
Because, as I have mentioned on other posts, I ma currently without a camera. As it was badly damaged while I was in china.
Membersacc 3 years ago
He's not trying to sound like Waitzkin. More like Derren Brown...
masaladosa101 3 years ago
wow
rustycoin 4 years ago
oh lol
oceanway21 4 years ago
what a great finnish
theendofconfusion 4 years ago 2
hehe i came to the move 55. gxf4
but cant see what happenz next^^ can someone help me?)
termodox 4 years ago
lmao ending was funny
Sopho4tw 4 years ago
hahahah how great hahaa
Antrasporus 4 years ago
I think thats not chess...
yaniancoder 4 years ago
blitz rules,, don't piece man fall.
OrmondRender 4 years ago
47. Nd5?? (47. Qxe5) Nxc3!! Game over.
dralmeister 4 years ago
If 47... Nxc3, then 48. Nxb6, game far from over.
RussellsParadox 2 years ago
wow... can we see the ending in Bullet Time plz rofl!
Scottieonfire 4 years ago
Omg the ending was HILARIOUS!!!
WinterTime39 4 years ago
What's up with that crazy ending??? LOL.
JM819 4 years ago
Lmao wtf i lmao'd
RiSSeNxThexGReAT 4 years ago
wtf who wins?
KieroTuMarea 4 years ago
white wins.black is left with a king while white is left with a king and a pawn.
kenshinruroni 4 years ago
rofl there were like several pieces just lying around on the board by the end of it. too bad chess players don't have the co-ordination to match their intellect
overlordKrunK 4 years ago
That's why blitz chess at tournaments have rules. Rules that makes sense like you can't make your move on your opponent's time. (He has to hit the clock b4 you can move). You can't start your opponent's clock until the position on the board is the same position after your move was made (can't knock stuff over/shift pieces and start his clock) can't move with 2 hands. Thats why this looks very ametureish gmae.
lenks0 4 years ago
I never knew there was a rule about waiting for him to hit the clock. I thought you just had to wait for them to take their hand off the piece.
BASIClvrCh8r 4 years ago
dude i dont know why they stressing like that at the end but it was pretty funny to see
oceanway21 4 years ago
They had 5 mins each for the whole game, they rushed at the end coz they only had a few seconds left (if you run out of time u lose). at the end white made a queen and black surrended.
Alientcp 4 years ago
what about they have 10 minute? :P video last 10 min lol
oceanway21 4 years ago
5 minutes each :D 5+5=10
Alientcp 4 years ago
oh lol
oceanway21 4 years ago
No, white lost on time, because white was
in check when he threw pieces back on the board
bolleharry5 4 years ago
hehe, true, i didnt heared that, shame, white had a winning position.
Alientcp 4 years ago
wow! the board moved! lol
serfyi 4 years ago
it looked liked they were just throwin pieces at each other, who won?
NoxDeadly 4 years ago
whoa, the ending was just kind of crazy
thisisbrianm 4 years ago
White could have taken the knight without risk.
ultranordic 4 years ago
I lied. A bishop was on f1, not a queen. :|
ultranordic