@NephilimFree hmmm...ricky gervais is rich...you are just a poor sap on youtube....seems like Ricky is doing pretty good for himself for an unintelligent idiot
What is the difference between a species and a "kind"?
How did we get so much genetic variation, in the last 4000 years, from just two of every kind -- however you choose to define it?
Also, do you still believe that "under God" was not placed in the Pledge in 1954? If so, how do you explain the ninth circuit and SCOTUS factually acknowledging it in their recent decisions on the issue? You never answered this when I showed you proof. Are you a chicken?
@Nephie Hey there, Spanks-at-Stockings! There's a glaring flaw in your argument. If you assert that not all species were loaded aboard the ark but instead just the more general "kinds" (something like a representative from each family of animal), then you imply that the vast numbers of morphologically distinct species of today all decended from those original pairs of kinds. That implies EVOLUTION (and extremely accelerated evolution at that: all in 4K yrs).
Ha! Great fucking point! No wonder he won't articulate the difference between kinds and species. If he acknowledges that different kinds don't procreate with each other -- hence distinguishable from species -- then he necessarily has to believe in evolution, given his belief in Noah's Ark. What an absolute denialist douchebag.
@TheMathLife How silly. As if creationistsx haven't explained the law of Biogenesis or defined kinds for evodelusionalists a billion times? Hint: animals breed. Work on it. Maybe a lightbulb will come on.
@NephilimFree And now that you've demonstrated that you have no decency because of your other posts, I do to you what i have others like you -- I've closed the door. I will no longer read any post you make in response to me anywhere. Instead, because you're a waste of time for intelligent people, I simply click and delete the message. To me, you don't exist. Enjoy your life. I will certainly enjoy mine! Bye bye now!
HAHA! The irony of you addressing this post to yourself is awesome. Somewhere deep down inside a semblance of the human being you once were speaks out.
And take note, you don't answer the question. How typical of you, coward.
@Nephie Hey there, Spanky. Looks like you've been spending Sharon's money on booze again (or you overindulged in your frenzied wanking at escort and lingerie websites): why are you sending a comment to yourself?
But regardless of who you meant to tell off, you're not fooling anyone. It's clear that you can't help but read every comment you get since you catalogue it all as part of your fantasy of someday finding a pro-bobo creatard lawyer who will help you file "religious prosecution" claims.
@NephilimFree Oh Nephie, I know for a fact you are far too insecure to ignore what others say to you, or about you. You may ignore a few of them but eventually you will start to read them again, you miserable human being.
Or could he be targeting an audience who doesn't care all that much about your creationism delusion and so wouldn't recognize the context of the word "kind".
By the way, how many kinds of hominid did Noah take on the ark? Still holding onto geocentrism and the noah's flood moon crater hypothesis?
That is part of Gervais' talent, I think. Clearly this is a well rehearsed routine, yet he manages to make it seem spontaneous and ad-lib. Brilliant performer.
dont get me wrong, its funny every single time i see gervais do this skit, i love it. but it must be hard to pull the same joke every location of the tour or whatever you know? down to the mid-thought interruptions and whatnot. anyways, just thought it would be awkward, love the joke though. back to doing wicked things, now.
@vaj99 So the Quran explains how all 5 million species got on board? In a timeframe shorter than Noah's life? And why none ate each other in the 140 days? And where all the water went? And why massive genocide and mass extinction was the only recourse for an omnipotent being who previously built the entire universe in 6 days? If so I gotta read that text!
@vaj99 Going to he'll for this? For what? Pointing out the obvious holes in an incredulous story humorously? Perhaps an all-knowing god should have had the foresight to see that reasonable intelligence would see right through those holes and made sure the "real" story was told properly eons ago. Or maybe it's all just made up.
In the original story of noah, the flood didnt affect the entire world and Noah didnt take 2 of every animal species on to his yacht. he took a few farm animals with him on board!!
@Tom4Cheese You don't care what "logic" or "reason" dictate? Well... Erm... Yeah... Sorry, words actually fail me. No wonder you believe such bollocks.
Didn't Noah just wipe out a species of animal by offering it as a sacrifice. There was only one left after all. That animal just got stuffed. Well it could have been a human sacrifice, especially after all that shiat.
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what a worthless cunt! but far more impotantly, what an unfunny cunt. stick to films ricky. like the invention of lying....hang on that was shitter than your fucking stand up....and that saying something lol.
@stellen11 just because your little brain cant understand a joke unless it involves someone falling down or a man getting hit in the balls, doesnt meen it isnt funny.
That's why people think Britain is better than America. We're not better, we're just more progressive. Eventually religion will evolve beyond organised concepts and into pure philosophies, in which hardly anyone kills anyone else.
@kittywidaloi As I said to TruthSeekingHoosier, it is NOT that one trusts or believes in scientists (as you've compared to belief in God). Any scientist worth their salt will not want you to trust them; they want you to challenge their assumptions and look at the evidence. What is often missed here in these discussions is that general agreement in the sciences is not from the buddy system of trust but only from after examining the evidence and ruling out the other possibilities.
Believe in a god if you wish but please don't expect us to respect you if you believe in fairy tales like Noah's flood, when I had the intelligence to say to myself "No Way!" when I was in the first grade.
God created Satan to fuck with humans right? LOL. Omniscience and omnipotence means he could already have everything set up perfectly, but no. That is why there is no God, and the universe is truly indifferent and natural.
Sorry for the 4-boxed rant, but it's important to note that it is rather easy to connect the dots leading to the conclusion of a big bang. However, scientists do not want you to "believe" it; they want you to see the evidence, see how they reached conclusions and, using ALL the evidence that has been around since the 1840's, come up with a better picture which more accurately reflects what we see and which can make repeatable predictions. Any faith involved is that of rationality.
6) Finally, scientists still continue to find (a) better models that would circumnavigate the big bang singularity or (b) evidence of this odd form of matter. That is, they continue to test the validity of their models (hence the search for things like dark matter and string theory). However, whatever new theory they come up with it MUST incorporate all of the predictions and phenomena mentioned in (1)-(5) [and more]. The mountain of evidence behind these models is too overwhelming to ignore.
This resulting background radiation was discovered by Penzias and Wilson in the 60's validating the GR models to as far back as a fraction of a second after the big bang.
5) The GR models all show that this (the initial singuarity - the big bang) is a generic behaviour. It shows up in most models in which the universe is comprised of ordinary matter. Hence, unless there is other forms of matter out there yet detected, the big bang is an inevitable conclusion.
(Con'td) 4) Edwin Hubble's research revealed that galaxies are receding from each other validating the original non-static gr models (and hence the introduced parameter was set to zero in the models). The implications here is that running the models backward, the universe would eventually wind up in an infinitely dense singularlity. A few fractions of a second after the initial singular (now running forward again), the density would drop off to a point where matter and light would decouple
1) Einstein develops special relativity to explain the necessity for an invariant speed of light in Maxwell's equations
2) He eventually develops general relativity (gr) to include gravity into the model.
3) gr predicts that the universe should be either expanding or contracting. At the time, this was not observed and he introduced a parameter to the theory that would allows for a static universe
4) Edwin Hubble's research revealed that galaxies are receding from each
@TruthSeekingHoosier: You're flip-flopping on the Big Bang issue. What you've missed here is the adjusting of cosmological models due to new evidence that lead scientists to the conclusion of a big bang IN THE ABSENCE of FURTHER EVIDENCE. Scientist don't want you to believe their theory, they want you to view the evidence and come to your conclusions...it always points to the same picture.
@TruthSeekingHoosier atheists don't tell us that the big bang happened they say its a theory and will do so until their is enough proof and r sure it happened its a theory like religion but religious people like to tell us that 1 man/woman created the earth and the universe in 7 days and just 5.000 years ago and tell us that its fact to be honest that sounds more retarded 2 me why don't you question ur religion instead of being scared 2 and actually think rationally and with a bit commonsense
@alexx123ify Not this religious person because I don't believe the elements of this earth were created 5000 years ago. Nor do I believe it was done in 6 days. (The 7th day of rest doesn't count as a construction day.)
Here's what I don't understand about Atheists. You have a hard time believing Got could somehow fit two of every creature on the Ark. Okay, hard to fathom I'll give you that. Then you turn around and try to tell us the entire universe came about from one tiny atom in the Big Bang.
@TruthSeekingHoosier Science tells us that religious people are that way because of their genetic make up that makes their brain susceptible to getting addicted to a deity. Having a faith makes them feel good. So let religious people be and atheists be and live happy together on this planet.
If it wasn't for atheist scientists people would die of a simple problem such as a bursting appendix so it would be wise to appreciate science as well as religion.
@TruthSeekingHoosier You have a misunderstanding of the Big Bang; the universe didn't come from 1 atom. Everything was cropped up in a tiny space. After the Big Bang atoms and molecules started forming. And yes, it's hard to fathom, but it's the conclusion after thousands of years of science and research. This is not something they want you or anyone to believe. It comes from their passion of wanting to understand our universe. Religion is just blind, ignorant believe because someone said so.
@IneenRoes But I also believe in the possibility of the Big Bang theory. I've developed that belief BECAUSE of my religious convictions and teachings. I've been taught that even God must adhere to the laws of physics and other sciences. That He just has a greater understanding of them in the same way (and this may be a poor example) DNA scientists know way more than I about how DNA works. They can manipulate it, I can't.
@TruthSeekingHoosier Thats a good, valid point, but when you look deeper into it, back then it was energy that was 'compressed' for lack of a better word to that size, not girraffes and other animals being squashed into a wooden boat, all made up of solid matter, and I know that matter is energy when you get down to it, I know I've left allot of important details about the difference between matter and energy but I'm just saying.
@photolitherland Do you know how complex the human body is? You believe that's all an accident? You must have an amazing amount of faith in evolution to believe that. It makes more sense that an intelligent being created us than we just evolved from other organisms to make us better. If we evolved from apes why did we lose our tails? And it doesn't say anywhere in the bible that God hates gay people.
We do have something that resembles a tail ("tail bone" ot coccyx) which has rendered useless during our evolution and we've been ridding our body of it. Wiki it, "human tails" :)
Well, it does say in the bible that homosexuals shall be put to death, if that's not some sort of hate at least it's really dickish and makes god an asshole. Look out Leviticus 20:13.
calling the bible retarded, and any "sane person" believing in it is not only hateful, its also blasphemy. even when i was athiest i respected the common knowledge that a religious people tend to live longer more prosperous lives as the core of any worthwhile religion teaches to live a wholesome one. i will no longer waste anymore time on you than you should on me. i've given you just a peak of what past scientific minds have already proven. the rest is proly still too shocking for u to fathom.
" evolution is presented to grownups and taught to the very young, as a fact that has been verified and demonstrated for so long that is a waste of time and even ridiculous to question it "
@anonymousbravery How is TEACHING the theory of evolution brainwashing? Religion in fact is the most obvious example of bloody brain washing. telling kids theres a god and that if there naughty, they will spend eternity in agony?
ill 5 up you, i grew up roman catholic, thought it was all bullshit, took religious courses in college then became athiest/taoist , then gave the bible another chance and am now christian. the video i linked is all factual...none of this opinionated hateful bullshit you are spreading
Five world top scientific minds give their answer on Evolution. A ground breaking video sold all around the world. use the proper internet html format and go to this vid. noevolution org
if you knew how to use the internet properly you would have already found out that evolution was disproved years ago. how about you go research that internet genius?
you've don't know a thing about christianity or the bible, you're a moron that listened to what the masses of other morons have passed on. do your research first actually read something and then you can talk. until then stfu
im sure this guy has never really read the bible so it's lost on him, he's just trying to be funny to idiots and it works because it's funny to make fun of the bible.
hundreds of flood myths in every culture around the world, explain that?
why not do a joke routine criticizing mohammad?and the kabba stone?
and moon worship?oh that's right then you might get executed
insects are only saved in amber specimens and such they are very rare. the species used to be so genetically rich that they permeated into all these various branches due to the encrypted dna already being inherent in the parent population
black widows didn't evolve any differently from tarantulas they both had an ancestor that was just
"Spider", they don't evolve new mutations of genome that beget changes, they inherit expressed changes based upon which animals were copulating successfully
@photolitherland I don't want to argue with you but I think it's more possible that we were created instead of evolved from bacteria. When was the last time you saw an organism evolve? It's impossible for something to come out of nothing.
As a side note, you should be more careful with your words, lest you shoot yourself in the foot - "It's impossible for something to come out of nothing" flies in direct defiance of your embrace of creationism.
because in a crissis we all pull together
XD
ThisPrizeRebelOtaku 11 months ago
He's a hero for atheists everywhere.
Statistic100 11 months ago
@Statistic100 absolutely true
worstenbroodje123 11 months ago
I can't forget it, I'm fucking elephant...
EmaRoseVasi 11 months ago
"Fuck off wicked!!!" :D
lukastavich 11 months ago 2
Why the fuck is everyone doing Noah skits? Joe Rogan did it too. Lol. We get it! The Bible is funky! :P!!!
MysteryoftheGods 11 months ago
This idiot is not intelligent to know that Noah brought kinds on the ark, not species. How unintelligent of him. Pitiful.
NephilimFree 11 months ago
@NephilimFree hmmm...ricky gervais is rich...you are just a poor sap on youtube....seems like Ricky is doing pretty good for himself for an unintelligent idiot
lefayad1991 11 months ago 3
@NephilimFree Is that the kind as you discribed on the RD forum as being able to breed or not able to breed?
Toudiyama 11 months ago
@NephilimFree
What is the difference between a species and a "kind"?
How did we get so much genetic variation, in the last 4000 years, from just two of every kind -- however you choose to define it?
Also, do you still believe that "under God" was not placed in the Pledge in 1954? If so, how do you explain the ninth circuit and SCOTUS factually acknowledging it in their recent decisions on the issue? You never answered this when I showed you proof. Are you a chicken?
kafkaOTS 11 months ago 3
@Nephie Hey there, Spanks-at-Stockings! There's a glaring flaw in your argument. If you assert that not all species were loaded aboard the ark but instead just the more general "kinds" (something like a representative from each family of animal), then you imply that the vast numbers of morphologically distinct species of today all decended from those original pairs of kinds. That implies EVOLUTION (and extremely accelerated evolution at that: all in 4K yrs).
You shot yourself down again, Wanker.
TheAnniepies 11 months ago 5
@TheAnniepies
Ha! Great fucking point! No wonder he won't articulate the difference between kinds and species. If he acknowledges that different kinds don't procreate with each other -- hence distinguishable from species -- then he necessarily has to believe in evolution, given his belief in Noah's Ark. What an absolute denialist douchebag.
kafkaOTS 11 months ago
@NephilimFree Haha. Reeeeeeeaaaaaaaallly. So define 'Kinds' for us my geocentric friend.
TheMathLife 11 months ago
@TheMathLife How silly. As if creationistsx haven't explained the law of Biogenesis or defined kinds for evodelusionalists a billion times? Hint: animals breed. Work on it. Maybe a lightbulb will come on.
NephilimFree 11 months ago
@NephilimFree creationist defined kind a billion times and did so in a billion ways.
and when confronted with the inconsistency of their definition they run away from the debate, just like you did on the old RD forum, eh ironman?
a definition is suppose to clear things up so saying kind can or can not interbreed is like saying nothing
you are like humpty dumpty "word mean what I want them to mean"
Toudiyama 11 months ago
@NephilimFree And now that you've demonstrated that you have no decency because of your other posts, I do to you what i have others like you -- I've closed the door. I will no longer read any post you make in response to me anywhere. Instead, because you're a waste of time for intelligent people, I simply click and delete the message. To me, you don't exist. Enjoy your life. I will certainly enjoy mine! Bye bye now!
NephilimFree 11 months ago
@NephilimFree
HAHA! The irony of you addressing this post to yourself is awesome. Somewhere deep down inside a semblance of the human being you once were speaks out.
And take note, you don't answer the question. How typical of you, coward.
kafkaOTS 11 months ago
@kafkaOTS he has been avoiding your questions for a while now, his silence is speaking volumes
Toudiyama 11 months ago
@Nephie Hey there, Spanky. Looks like you've been spending Sharon's money on booze again (or you overindulged in your frenzied wanking at escort and lingerie websites): why are you sending a comment to yourself?
But regardless of who you meant to tell off, you're not fooling anyone. It's clear that you can't help but read every comment you get since you catalogue it all as part of your fantasy of someday finding a pro-bobo creatard lawyer who will help you file "religious prosecution" claims.
themsfightinwoids 11 months ago
@NephilimFree Oh Nephie, I know for a fact you are far too insecure to ignore what others say to you, or about you. You may ignore a few of them but eventually you will start to read them again, you miserable human being.
TheMathLife 11 months ago
@NephilimFree chickening out, figures as you do not like to be rebutted
Toudiyama 11 months ago
@NephilimFree talk to yourself much?
jzuidema 11 months ago
@NephilimFree
Or could he be targeting an audience who doesn't care all that much about your creationism delusion and so wouldn't recognize the context of the word "kind".
By the way, how many kinds of hominid did Noah take on the ark? Still holding onto geocentrism and the noah's flood moon crater hypothesis?
TheApe81 11 months ago
i love when his voice goes up. so funny and cute
myboydodger 1 year ago
"What's the squid ever done?!"
TheSoundOfHush 1 year ago
fuck off wicked! lol funniest part haha
killersRejoice 1 year ago
Old Xfm material
Old podcast material
And a familiar theme to Animals... And Politics!
Any new material that wasnt written by your mates?
mannekinjohn 1 year ago
you'd think God would take a less drastic approach.
epic fail on wiping out humans ;)
Willza14 1 year ago
0:00 - 0:02 Nice ass, Gervais. A Gervass.
powerpill 1 year ago
That is part of Gervais' talent, I think. Clearly this is a well rehearsed routine, yet he manages to make it seem spontaneous and ad-lib. Brilliant performer.
jaf0faj 1 year ago 5
dont get me wrong, its funny every single time i see gervais do this skit, i love it. but it must be hard to pull the same joke every location of the tour or whatever you know? down to the mid-thought interruptions and whatnot. anyways, just thought it would be awkward, love the joke though. back to doing wicked things, now.
dylasauruswrecks 1 year ago
@TheWorldSchool. Oops, pardon my French. It's actually "chaise longue"! Wikipedia has good info on it...
jaf0faj 1 year ago
LOLBASM
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MyVideoChannel333 1 year ago
not to mention the fact that to offer a sacrifice would mean the extinction of whatever animal you sacrificed.
brianspides 1 year ago
Chaise lounge
jaf0faj 1 year ago
@TheSchoolWorld: he said "chaise lounge": those fancy folding outdoor chairs on which you sit/lay back
jaf0faj 1 year ago
@jaf0faj. Thanks, I've never heard of one of those. Is it British?
TheSchoolWorld 1 year ago
What does he say at 11:32? "So that's a ___"?
TheSchoolWorld 1 year ago
@TheSchoolWorld Chais Lounge
PalesMcWhitey 1 year ago
"no?"
"naah"
"you sure?"
"yeeaahh"
ihearthuckabees246 1 year ago 4
"Cus in a crisis you all pull together."
ROFL The bible is bullshit :D
ZeldaWolf55 1 year ago
@vaj99 So the Quran explains how all 5 million species got on board? In a timeframe shorter than Noah's life? And why none ate each other in the 140 days? And where all the water went? And why massive genocide and mass extinction was the only recourse for an omnipotent being who previously built the entire universe in 6 days? If so I gotta read that text!
jaf0faj 1 year ago
Great job exposing the fallacies.
TheGongstar 1 year ago
@vaj99 Going to he'll for this? For what? Pointing out the obvious holes in an incredulous story humorously? Perhaps an all-knowing god should have had the foresight to see that reasonable intelligence would see right through those holes and made sure the "real" story was told properly eons ago. Or maybe it's all just made up.
jaf0faj 1 year ago
@jaf0faj I know, that is why i read the quran. God has guarded it from corruption. there is only one quran, but there are 900 versions of the bible!
vaj99 1 year ago
@vaj99
There's more than one version of the koran.
The number of different versions of the bible isn't really what makes it ridiculous.
1878EFC2008 1 year ago
@1878EFC2008 As far as i know the Quran has no versions. there is only one version of quran since the 7th century!
vaj99 1 year ago
FUCK OFF WICKED!!!
bigbaby182 1 year ago
Blasphemy!
datkai1 1 year ago
Whether its a potato or a nut, it's a foodage.
ddstar 1 year ago
Brilliant! :D
originofnoise 1 year ago
Do we need 'em?
Facevampire 1 year ago
Crabs: "I'm on a fucking mountain! This is amazing!"
danabaker99 1 year ago
In the original story of noah, the flood didnt affect the entire world and Noah didnt take 2 of every animal species on to his yacht. he took a few farm animals with him on board!!
vaj99 1 year ago
@vaj99 yeah yeah stfu
tinkipinkiwinki 1 year ago
@tinkipinkiwinki ???
vaj99 1 year ago
@vaj99 source please.
sabbah1337 1 year ago
@vaj99 Not only are you wrong, but this is comedy, so chill out but go away.
babuwhite2011 1 year ago
@babuwhite2011 But what if ricky gervais ends up in the hell fire, for his ignorant beliefs?
vaj99 1 year ago
@vaj99 Well, I'll guess he'll burn there, and you can revel in your own "enlightened" beliefs. Then again, I hear pride is a sin...
babuwhite2011 1 year ago
@vaj99
Ignorant??? Hahahaha, Oh the irony!
PrecambrianRabb 1 year ago
@PrecambrianRabb
vaj99 1 year ago
i swear i've seen this about 30 times and i STILL crack up. its gotta be one of the funniest things EVER
myboydodger 1 year ago
@Gyphia *woosh*, right over my head.. But I can never be sure with YouTube comments, I've just seen too many deeply disturbed people on here.
silverfuck 1 year ago
it was the baybeh that had the power!
charliefarlie20 1 year ago
roundness of head doth an orange make.
charliefarlie20 1 year ago
wet knee houston
skks666 1 year ago
man-moth?
Hibachiarenas 1 year ago 2
a baby who had a baby
netskot 1 year ago
Hey!
I dont care what "logic" or "reason" says, this story actually happened okay? get that into ur fick heads.
oh btw
did richard DORKINGS or charles DERRWIN create the world in 6 days? NO god did!!!
How do i no? my mum sed.
Tom4Cheese 1 year ago
@Tom4Cheese You don't care what "logic" or "reason" dictate? Well... Erm... Yeah... Sorry, words actually fail me. No wonder you believe such bollocks.
silverfuck 1 year ago
he speaks, right, highly educated, photographer ...
hackum1 1 year ago
why can't ricky gervais wear jeans properly?
TroutMaskReplicaa 1 year ago
@TroutMaskReplicaa what do you mean?
lunacywishes13 1 year ago
...it will be a sign of my friendship with men. It is... ROFLAW.
TheKidBids 1 year ago
Si alguien necesita los subtítulos en español, háganmelo saber que yo los hice.
MsPaute 1 year ago
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purplenurps 1 year ago
Oven
muse1979 1 year ago
What´s the squid ever done? LOL
lasondelaflandi 1 year ago
Didn't Noah just wipe out a species of animal by offering it as a sacrifice. There was only one left after all. That animal just got stuffed. Well it could have been a human sacrifice, especially after all that shiat.
TokinoBanninXIII 1 year ago
It's amazing that people actually believe this fairy tale as fact.
Where do you draw the line between food and insect?
kyleashton1 1 year ago
I think Gervais could still lose a few more pounds, that fat git.
ACYFU 1 year ago
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what a worthless cunt! but far more impotantly, what an unfunny cunt. stick to films ricky. like the invention of lying....hang on that was shitter than your fucking stand up....and that saying something lol.
stellen11 1 year ago
@stellen11 sorry mate but did you hear that noise coming from the audience? yeah its called laughter .........
i think someones a little jealousy wellousy . awwwwww : (
Newevotime1988 1 year ago
@stellen11 just because your little brain cant understand a joke unless it involves someone falling down or a man getting hit in the balls, doesnt meen it isnt funny.
barberino182 1 year ago
@stellen11
Wow are you gay.
kyleashton1 1 year ago
ROFLAW!! ......... Go read his blog if you wanna know what it means
Guvna07 1 year ago
hahaha awesome!!
TheCowboySantos 1 year ago
They've found out your soul weighs an ounce.
Dabs84 1 year ago 4
@Dabs84 Your ARSE 'ole weighs an ounce!
billybandit 1 year ago
@Dabs84 no they haven't you uneducated prick
TroutMaskReplicaa 1 year ago
@TroutMaskReplicaa
YEAH! It's actually an ounce and a half! Proven. LOL
orajeladdict 1 year ago
@TroutMaskReplicaa
People who don't know a Karl Pilkington quote when they see it need to learn when to stfu.
Dabs84 1 year ago
@Dabs84 No. They haven't.
Raydo97 1 year ago
@Dabs84 WTF, how did they put it on the scale hahahaha
Becca2020 1 year ago
@Dabs84 No, they didn't.
sabbah1337 1 year ago
@Dabs84 "They" have found no such thing.
TerisOneil 1 year ago
Great dissection of an old Jewish fairy tale!
lflinares 1 year ago
My favorite bit of the Science tour!!!
foregoneconclusion11 1 year ago
That's why people think Britain is better than America. We're not better, we're just more progressive. Eventually religion will evolve beyond organised concepts and into pure philosophies, in which hardly anyone kills anyone else.
WubwubDubstep 1 year ago
ROFLAW
kingj1337 1 year ago
ROFLAW!
sied45 1 year ago 107
@kittywidaloi As I said to TruthSeekingHoosier, it is NOT that one trusts or believes in scientists (as you've compared to belief in God). Any scientist worth their salt will not want you to trust them; they want you to challenge their assumptions and look at the evidence. What is often missed here in these discussions is that general agreement in the sciences is not from the buddy system of trust but only from after examining the evidence and ruling out the other possibilities.
jaf0faj 1 year ago
Believe in a god if you wish but please don't expect us to respect you if you believe in fairy tales like Noah's flood, when I had the intelligence to say to myself "No Way!" when I was in the first grade.
cutes22 1 year ago
God created Satan to fuck with humans right? LOL. Omniscience and omnipotence means he could already have everything set up perfectly, but no. That is why there is no God, and the universe is truly indifferent and natural.
orajeladdict 1 year ago
Sorry for the 4-boxed rant, but it's important to note that it is rather easy to connect the dots leading to the conclusion of a big bang. However, scientists do not want you to "believe" it; they want you to see the evidence, see how they reached conclusions and, using ALL the evidence that has been around since the 1840's, come up with a better picture which more accurately reflects what we see and which can make repeatable predictions. Any faith involved is that of rationality.
jaf0faj 1 year ago
6) Finally, scientists still continue to find (a) better models that would circumnavigate the big bang singularity or (b) evidence of this odd form of matter. That is, they continue to test the validity of their models (hence the search for things like dark matter and string theory). However, whatever new theory they come up with it MUST incorporate all of the predictions and phenomena mentioned in (1)-(5) [and more]. The mountain of evidence behind these models is too overwhelming to ignore.
jaf0faj 1 year ago
This resulting background radiation was discovered by Penzias and Wilson in the 60's validating the GR models to as far back as a fraction of a second after the big bang.
5) The GR models all show that this (the initial singuarity - the big bang) is a generic behaviour. It shows up in most models in which the universe is comprised of ordinary matter. Hence, unless there is other forms of matter out there yet detected, the big bang is an inevitable conclusion.
jaf0faj 1 year ago
(Con'td) 4) Edwin Hubble's research revealed that galaxies are receding from each other validating the original non-static gr models (and hence the introduced parameter was set to zero in the models). The implications here is that running the models backward, the universe would eventually wind up in an infinitely dense singularlity. A few fractions of a second after the initial singular (now running forward again), the density would drop off to a point where matter and light would decouple
jaf0faj 1 year ago
Big bang theory unfolded:
1) Einstein develops special relativity to explain the necessity for an invariant speed of light in Maxwell's equations
2) He eventually develops general relativity (gr) to include gravity into the model.
3) gr predicts that the universe should be either expanding or contracting. At the time, this was not observed and he introduced a parameter to the theory that would allows for a static universe
4) Edwin Hubble's research revealed that galaxies are receding from each
jaf0faj 1 year ago
@TruthSeekingHoosier: You're flip-flopping on the Big Bang issue. What you've missed here is the adjusting of cosmological models due to new evidence that lead scientists to the conclusion of a big bang IN THE ABSENCE of FURTHER EVIDENCE. Scientist don't want you to believe their theory, they want you to view the evidence and come to your conclusions...it always points to the same picture.
jaf0faj 1 year ago
Gervais and Carlin are the best comedians ever.
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ritusatu 1 year ago
not to be offensive or anything to anyone, but the bible is wrong... what about dinosaurs and cavemen? they existed too didnt they???
Sporemon99 1 year ago
@Sporemon99 Yes, but not at the same time. Didn't have to in order to believe in creation. That's a straw man argument used to debate creationism.
TruthSeekingHoosier 1 year ago
i don't mind people using these stories as lessons in life (like Aesop's fables). But when u take it LITERALLY , we've got a problem!
Vash1286 1 year ago
The bible is just incredibly childish. Not to mention sickening.
leevan50rrie 1 year ago
"Well...Pot Kettle"
"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, POT KETTLE?"
"The pot calling the kettle black"
"WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?"
"Oh, forget it"
"I can't forget it, I'm a FUCKING ELEPHANT."
That part made me laugh SO hard.
LostIndividuality 1 year ago
lol de gast die dit heeft geupload is nederlands
pyro6160 1 year ago
@pyro6160 Waarom is dat grappig?
TruthSeekingHoosier 1 year ago
@TruthSeekingHoosier gewoon niet verwacht dat het een nederlander was tot dat ik zijn naam zag
pyro6160 1 year ago
@TruthSeekingHoosier thats good because when i used 2 believe in god i didn't fall for that story
alexx123ify 1 year ago
Ahhh ! This is freekin fantastic!
camilleek 1 year ago
@TruthSeekingHoosier atheists don't tell us that the big bang happened they say its a theory and will do so until their is enough proof and r sure it happened its a theory like religion but religious people like to tell us that 1 man/woman created the earth and the universe in 7 days and just 5.000 years ago and tell us that its fact to be honest that sounds more retarded 2 me why don't you question ur religion instead of being scared 2 and actually think rationally and with a bit commonsense
alexx123ify 1 year ago
@alexx123ify Not this religious person because I don't believe the elements of this earth were created 5000 years ago. Nor do I believe it was done in 6 days. (The 7th day of rest doesn't count as a construction day.)
TruthSeekingHoosier 1 year ago
Here's what I don't understand about Atheists. You have a hard time believing Got could somehow fit two of every creature on the Ark. Okay, hard to fathom I'll give you that. Then you turn around and try to tell us the entire universe came about from one tiny atom in the Big Bang.
TruthSeekingHoosier 1 year ago
@TruthSeekingHoosier
FAIL!
luarionte 1 year ago
@luarionte Typical reaction. Can't come up with a valid response so you post a dumb one.
TruthSeekingHoosier 1 year ago
@TruthSeekingHoosier
I dont even bother! I'm just gonna let other people do that for me! lol
luarionte 1 year ago
@luarionte Yeah, I kind of figured you for someone who couldn't think for themselves.
TruthSeekingHoosier 1 year ago
@TruthSeekingHoosier Science tells us that religious people are that way because of their genetic make up that makes their brain susceptible to getting addicted to a deity. Having a faith makes them feel good. So let religious people be and atheists be and live happy together on this planet.
If it wasn't for atheist scientists people would die of a simple problem such as a bursting appendix so it would be wise to appreciate science as well as religion.
MuXBoX 1 year ago
@TruthSeekingHoosier You have a misunderstanding of the Big Bang; the universe didn't come from 1 atom. Everything was cropped up in a tiny space. After the Big Bang atoms and molecules started forming. And yes, it's hard to fathom, but it's the conclusion after thousands of years of science and research. This is not something they want you or anyone to believe. It comes from their passion of wanting to understand our universe. Religion is just blind, ignorant believe because someone said so.
IneenRoes 1 year ago
@IneenRoes But I also believe in the possibility of the Big Bang theory. I've developed that belief BECAUSE of my religious convictions and teachings. I've been taught that even God must adhere to the laws of physics and other sciences. That He just has a greater understanding of them in the same way (and this may be a poor example) DNA scientists know way more than I about how DNA works. They can manipulate it, I can't.
TruthSeekingHoosier 1 year ago
@TruthSeekingHoosier Thats a good, valid point, but when you look deeper into it, back then it was energy that was 'compressed' for lack of a better word to that size, not girraffes and other animals being squashed into a wooden boat, all made up of solid matter, and I know that matter is energy when you get down to it, I know I've left allot of important details about the difference between matter and energy but I'm just saying.
SD171 1 year ago
Im christian (not fanatically) and i found this hilarious
n00binat0r123 1 year ago
@photolitherland Well yes but why not keep the tails if evolution makes us better? I think they would be very useful. :)
Isn't everyone going to be put to death at some point?
Kevinthedarksithlord 1 year ago
@photolitherland Do you know how complex the human body is? You believe that's all an accident? You must have an amazing amount of faith in evolution to believe that. It makes more sense that an intelligent being created us than we just evolved from other organisms to make us better. If we evolved from apes why did we lose our tails? And it doesn't say anywhere in the bible that God hates gay people.
Kevinthedarksithlord 1 year ago
@Kevinthedarksithlord
We do have something that resembles a tail ("tail bone" ot coccyx) which has rendered useless during our evolution and we've been ridding our body of it. Wiki it, "human tails" :)
Well, it does say in the bible that homosexuals shall be put to death, if that's not some sort of hate at least it's really dickish and makes god an asshole. Look out Leviticus 20:13.
Dayvod023 1 year ago
@Kevinthedarksithlord no one ever claimed it to be an accident, only religious people did. Did make your story ours.
ArmandKenpachi 1 year ago
Polar bears and penguins? How about parrots? Anacondas? And when after the flood did Noah put them back?
datsridiculous 1 year ago
one last thing...any1 basing a religious argument off of this comedians unintelligent tirade is truly retarded.
anonymousbravery 1 year ago
calling the bible retarded, and any "sane person" believing in it is not only hateful, its also blasphemy. even when i was athiest i respected the common knowledge that a religious people tend to live longer more prosperous lives as the core of any worthwhile religion teaches to live a wholesome one. i will no longer waste anymore time on you than you should on me. i've given you just a peak of what past scientific minds have already proven. the rest is proly still too shocking for u to fathom.
anonymousbravery 1 year ago
" evolution is presented to grownups and taught to the very young, as a fact that has been verified and demonstrated for so long that is a waste of time and even ridiculous to question it "
that my friends is a form of brainwashing.
anonymousbravery 1 year ago
@anonymousbravery How is TEACHING the theory of evolution brainwashing? Religion in fact is the most obvious example of bloody brain washing. telling kids theres a god and that if there naughty, they will spend eternity in agony?
barberino182 1 year ago
ill 5 up you, i grew up roman catholic, thought it was all bullshit, took religious courses in college then became athiest/taoist , then gave the bible another chance and am now christian. the video i linked is all factual...none of this opinionated hateful bullshit you are spreading
anonymousbravery 1 year ago
Five world top scientific minds give their answer on Evolution. A ground breaking video sold all around the world. use the proper internet html format and go to this vid. noevolution org
anonymousbravery 1 year ago
right and im the president of the united states.
anonymousbravery 1 year ago
if you knew how to use the internet properly you would have already found out that evolution was disproved years ago. how about you go research that internet genius?
anonymousbravery 1 year ago
you've don't know a thing about christianity or the bible, you're a moron that listened to what the masses of other morons have passed on. do your research first actually read something and then you can talk. until then stfu
anonymousbravery 1 year ago
@photolitherland
do u have anything factual to say or just opinion?
anonymousbravery 1 year ago
how about we make jokes about how gays die on average 20 years earlier
due to promiscuous sex and getting std's?
that wouldnt be too funny would it?
anonymousbravery 1 year ago
im sure this guy has never really read the bible so it's lost on him, he's just trying to be funny to idiots and it works because it's funny to make fun of the bible.
hundreds of flood myths in every culture around the world, explain that?
why not do a joke routine criticizing mohammad?and the kabba stone?
and moon worship?oh that's right then you might get executed
anonymousbravery 1 year ago
before u start calling people retarded at least know what you're talking about.
noah didnt have to save spiders, the bible says only animals that dwealt on land with lungs were saved on the ark, insects breathe through their skin.
just as all dogs come from one meta-dog, all animals come from a pair of meta-animals
he doesnt understand genetics either
he's talking about 37,000,000 modern species of spiders, how would you know how many spiders existed 5000 years ago, the fossil record?
anonymousbravery 1 year ago
insects are only saved in amber specimens and such they are very rare. the species used to be so genetically rich that they permeated into all these various branches due to the encrypted dna already being inherent in the parent population
black widows didn't evolve any differently from tarantulas they both had an ancestor that was just
"Spider", they don't evolve new mutations of genome that beget changes, they inherit expressed changes based upon which animals were copulating successfully
anonymousbravery 1 year ago
@photolitherland well the bible says he only created everything once but evolution states that everything is constantly evolving making them better.
Kevinthedarksithlord 1 year ago
@photolitherland I don't want to argue with you but I think it's more possible that we were created instead of evolved from bacteria. When was the last time you saw an organism evolve? It's impossible for something to come out of nothing.
Kevinthedarksithlord 1 year ago
@Kevinthedarksithlord And when was the last time you saw an organism being created?
As a side note, you should be more careful with your words, lest you shoot yourself in the foot - "It's impossible for something to come out of nothing" flies in direct defiance of your embrace of creationism.
Cephalus00 1 year ago
@H00 i have found me somebody with common-sense!! cheerz mate!!
let barking dogs bark..
haha
ghoztgunner 1 year ago
@photolitherland well said!!
reset515 1 year ago
@photolitherland no offense but I think it's pretty astounding that you can believe that we all came from pond scum.
Kevinthedarksithlord 1 year ago
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Kevinthedarksithlord 1 year ago
The Toucan bit is fucking great!
ChozzieBoy 1 year ago
Youve got crabs on fucking mountain!
LeninShow 1 year ago
Gervais is fkn genius! I'd swallow his load like a cup of gravy if he asked me too..but I'm not gay.
JewishJones 1 year ago 3
@JewishJones wtf?? you definately are
SevenMidgets 1 year ago
Fuck off Wicked!
DMTBextras 1 year ago 6
11:07: "When a little village like Brisbane gets flooded..."
Embrace731 1 year ago
Absolutely LOVED this! Indoctrination of the very young is the only way religion has a snowball's chance of being believed.
gknapier 1 year ago
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jblolol 1 year ago 3