Dracula - Angry Video Game Nerd - Cinemassacre.com

[technorator24]

Don't know how to fuck something that will be funny no matter how many times you hear it>

[gotgunpowder]

2:46 HA HA

[OnepieceAlpha]

Dracula's"Uuuuh!"is ridiculous

[wildphoenix1984]

I can't remember which game it was, but I once had a text based C64 game that, when extremely confused by what you typed, simply exclaimed (In bright cream text) "A Giant sized cocoanut!"

[glockman1727ak47]

Great stuff. very funny

[lawnmowerman7]

the theme song sounds like it's being sung by the irate gamer. if u picture him singing it while u hear it, it matches up. they sound alike.

[minecraft200]

FRED FUCHS DISLIKE 285 TIMES!!!!

[thekid20x6]

bats..... DAM YOU ZUBAT D:<

[edvdylanfan]

"Don't know how to FUCK something" XD

[ZBladeLightZ]

I bet the person.who dislike this is Fred Fuch

[11910blackops]

Who the fuch is Fred Fuchs?

[starwars404]

It's like Fred Fucks trying to stick his dick in a Cheerio!

[ShadowChippy]

285 people don't know how to fuck something.

[marioandluigi012345]

FRED "FUCKS"?!

[CloseCastigar]

Funny thing is, the two Top comments are the same fuckin thing.

[BLOODMARIN]

285 ppl like bats^^

[tourettesfan1000]

4:59. All the other kids with the Reebok Pumps better run, better run, faster than Dracula.

[mxc82]

No wonder why Ozzy bites bats. Oh, anyone one who read dracula like myself, who notice the error in I the 2nd game he showed. The wolves shouldn't hurt dracula since they were practically his pets.

[YouFeedUsLies]

9:32

Everyday I'm buffering...

[korneefart]

This shit is hilarious espacially the part where it said I don't know how to FUCK something

[BlueTheArcticFox]

What kind of a last name is that? Fred "Fucks"

[Kurostyle21]

@BlueTheArcticFox Actually it´s Fred Fuchs and that name isn´t even so unrealistic. Fuchs means Fox in german so it´s even likely that his ancestors came from Germany.

[BlueTheArcticFox]

@Kurostyle21

That's an interesting fact.

[Kurostyle21]

@BlueTheArcticFox Nah, not really.

[MuoPalazso]

Oh you dont know how to fuck?Well...we can teach you right guys? >:)

[robmckrillable]

how did you film the gameboy?

[YouFeedUsLies]

@robmckrillable The easiest way is to play a GB game on a Super Game Boy and record it.

[TheZachReed]

Does anybody remember playing an old SNES game called Nosferatu? I recall it being pretty cool. It had a Prince of Persia vibe.

[NoLifeNerdLightniing]

8-bit chaos? More like damn amazing music to sleep to.

[horizon9001]

2:47

[georch88]

 Fred Fucks doesn't know how to Fuch something...... :D--

[Sandman3220]

Those green plant things kind of remind me of those symbiote tendrills from Spider-Man: Web of Shadows.

[MultiMixa1]

I cracked so hard when he started talking about the rats and bats.

[SuperCsubi]

Is there a guy called Dick Fuchs?

[korneefart]

Haha

[DJdude250]

I WAS 285!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lbatross99]

@DJdude250 What Difference Does That Make

[KamenGatack]

there are only the infinite things: the universe, human ignorance and the zubats in a cave

[fLaxX1337]

The name is Fred Fuchs is kina boring in german because a Fuchs is a fox ;)

[SantuXD6]

"Who would call Dracula "My man"?"

Me ._.

[TheBubbypower]

@SantuXD6 are you alucard ????!?!?!?!?!?!

[MitchZer0II]

I once watched a movie based on the Odyssey, and guess which Mother Fucher was in the credits?

[Zarki300]

@MitchZer0II I watched that too, haha. :D

[jeffrielly]

"don't know how to 'fuck' something" HAHAHA!!!!!

[GICI0R]

lol dont know how to ''FUCK'' something

you:WTF IS DIS SHIT

[odanaga]

I almost choked on my water at Fred Fuchs. And I've seen this at least 8 times before.

[weezcake]

Fred Fuchs. 

[CaptainReckis]

i wonder how old is james

[kcmann4152]

@CaptainReckis I think he is like 33

[Sandman3220]

@CaptainReckis He looks like 26 to me.

[ScottyMcYiff]

@CaptainReckis Im guessing 25ish...i have a friend who looks ridiculously like james and hes 25.

[markuspacka]

@CaptainReckis

Born in 1980, so 32 this year :)

[EternalNightMare89]

i was coming back from school and came across with the Market Advertisement called: "Fuchs" no kidding.i presume the quality of its products will be similar to its games similar named guy

[CoolKitKatOlivia]

yuck i ate the pillow lol

[macrons593]

Dont know hot to "FUCK" something. Facepalm. :D

[mahoroandou3000]

@macrons593 Well back then most Game Developers were Nerds fresh out of college, so I believe that statement could have been true!



[TheRockJohn123]

00:18 funniest moment of the whole video! XD

[absurdious]

Fred Fuchs? good for him

[TheBansheeBomb]

284 people disliked this video.

[MrSandwichBiznich]

Who would call Dracula my man? Blacula.

[supermariofan03]

they screwed up the controls... in a Sesame Street game?! O_O WTF?!

[DeathNoteOps]

Dont know how to fuck something

[eartianwerewolf]

And usually bats are the worst. Me and my friend hate them to death. They love to kill you.

I think I have only played one game so far where the bats were not terrible.

[eellliioottt123]

I wish those stupid fucking commercials in the background would shut up

[VampQueen999]

FRED FUCHS LMAO

"Dont know how to fuck something!"

[andrezlatin]

Fred Fu@&s!??

LOL

[andrezlatin]

"Don't Know how to F^&% Something..."

WTF!!

[george77772moons]

LOL it's like a shit version of ZORK

[Knoh]

Fuchs is german and means fox. Still doesn't change how unfortunate the name is.

[MrSonicman1996]

awsome dude i laugh every time i see one of your videos

[Man3shark]

Fred Fuchs was actually the producer for the Bram stokers Dracula movie.

[LegionIscariot]

Fred Fucks? I don't know how to fuck something.

[LEONthemercenarie]

James does have a point there are tons of bats in many games

[MrOrangefan12]

Just think fred's names could've been richard

[Ignore14]

@MrOrangefan12 lol

[Skyk0rn]

@MichJack2010 can't decide whether it's a compliment or insult.

[meteosurreal]

@MichJack2010 ...In three years, and at least one alternate universe, it is.

[viesits007]

where you get so much games

[WesleyB1994]

@viesits007 My guess from hundreds of fans who wants James to play the shitty of shittiest of games

[viesits007]

where you get so much games

[CandyFlynnFanatic95]

@CandyFIynnFanatic95 Oh, hey Smugleaf(impersonator of me!)

[sasvite]

PINK FLOYD? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!

[noelg30]

this sounds like phantom of the opera...which sounds like pink floyd lol

[KappaMummy]

FRED FUCHS

[MrCommanderman]

I HATE BATS *epic fight scene*

[GRIDIRONKING115]

this is probably my favorite avgn episode :P

[hiamecola]

lol 7:50 I played draculas shadow in my high school play!

[AshenShugar3333]

Fuchs actually mean Fox in German and it is written with an h and not a k.

[IanHebert85]

@M3TR01DFANBOY Ken Fuchs is the producer of Family Feud as well, I believe.

[canibaloxide]

This is bat country. 

[Psyconatics]

AVGN Finally meets Fred Fucks lmao

[johnisc00l4]

When I was doing my research paper, one of the resources I use was written by Gay A. Ragan. No joke.

[M3TR01DFANBOY]

just saw the end credits of "shark tank" on abc and it said Ken Fuchs

[SaintSantiXIV]

If he hates bats, why'd he do Batman? AND DRESS AS HIM?!?!?

[ShadowJ20]

@SaintSantiXIV You shouldn't take the AVGN to seriously.

[SizzLor1336]

2:48 LOL!!!!!!!

[MrPuddingTaco]

Fred Fuchs worked on Moby Dick.

[DeathNoteOps]

That game was so shitty it cant fuck

[DANNY122412]

2:49 hahahahaha

[monsterboy31]

"Okay, I'll give you two words: F**K YOU!"

"Don't know how to f**k something."

(Facepalm)

LOL

[qlwsfdkaz]

thumbs up if you hate africans

[Omeglepranks1000]

@qlwsfdkaz what the fuck is wrong with you

[l85a1user]

@qlwsfdkaz GET THE FUCK OUT YOU SHIT ENCRUSTED DILDO

[darkprecious]

@qlwsfdkaz go fuck yourself

[emocoon666]

@qlwsfdkaz racist troll comment that black people got mad over

[etwangboy]

1:40 285 people actually succeeded at sticking there dick in a Cheerio.

[ThePspdog98]

"which sounds like pink floyd"

James you're awesome.

[buyiuo]

how many tv's do you have James i'd like an awnser

[Dennan]

BUT WHAT IN THE HOLY MOTHER OF ASS IS THIS!!

[Dennan]

@Dennan BIG FAT ASS ACADAPTER XD

[flyingspagetti]

Bat sound is from Wizardry 8 bats!!

[MezzoForte4]

"Aww EFF!... I mean.. FUCK!!" Lmao, he corrected himself to say the worst alternative.

[rarno123123]

fred fucks lol

[rarno123123]

dont know how to fuck something rofl

[undeadmaus19]

07:45 epic face

[undeadmaus19]

dont know how to fuck something XD

[clubpenguinmarioify]

lol so many bats!

[ripazha1337]

Fred Fuck's on Facebook.

[00DrCRazy00]

Evidently its not pronounced as fuqs, its fooks.

[meadslosh]

Too bad there's no such thing as Ad Block Plus.

[XxJ0K3RxX101]

@meadslosh I have one...or were you being sarcastic

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@XxJ0K3RxX101

It's pretty obvious that it was sarcasm, man :/

[thatgamer1011]

do you think fred fucks?

[crosso221]

@thatgamer1011 yes

[Dreadedaries]

fred fucks xD

[Spectre9X]

FRED FUCKS!

[Retardisaur]

Oah mah gauh! Is dracamalua! kiell it! Oah mah gauh he turen inta a bat!

[Retardisaur]

You should do a rocky horror game.

[TheSkullvayne]

I love watching like 100 of AVGN videos in a row in the dark while drinking Mtn Dew. :3

[CuntrySongAndMegaman]

Reading up in a fact book, I found that Fred Fuchs is someone who was deeply involved in the American film industry, which would explain why his name is right below Coppola's.

[AnonymousGameTag]

Sucks he doesn't know how to fuck. Where the fuck did Castlevania come from, then!?

[ShadowoOfBlood]

Answer: "Masturbate."

Response: "I don't know how to masturbate."

[Nekradude]

dont know how to fuck.. LOLOLOL XD

[shirosaki97]

@Nekradude Fred Fuchs can teach the count.

[LOLCOWMAN]

Fred Fuchs strikes again!

[DarthUno]

Poor bat...

[Kazuo1G]

You gotta admit, the digital PCM sound for The Count's Countdown is really good. :D

[PIVOTX64]

to turn in to a bat you have to drink about 5 , 6 10 to turn

[jwill7250]

James confirmed for basement dweller.

[Thedominatour]

Laughed when it said don't know how to fuck something

[Sledgex3]

9:45 thumbs up if you google his name after watching this.

[DaL33T5]

@Sledgex3

Googling Fred Fuchs (which i almost typed as "Fucks") brought me a Wikipedia article. He apparently works, or worked, for the film company American Zeotrope, who are listed in the game credits.

And that's it.

[mrbisshie]

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[mallpunk182]

@mrbisshie It's like Mt. Moon all over again O__o

[iusethelancer1]

@mrbisshie And that's why we use repels.

[pokblok]

dracula doesn't die in the sun -_-.he just looses his powers.read the novel.

[egdeltur666]

So... Dracula from the 1992 movie looks... laughable?

But the Sega CD game looks great for... 1993? I understand FMV was new at the time, but if you want digitized graphics maybe you should look up Doom, Myst, or Mortal Kombat. Games that don't look like vomit. Maybe you've heard of them. :/

[Mrminecraft003]

my last name is fuchs :P

[bobamaluma]

"Fuchs" is the german word for "fox"

[Guderian41]

That death scene on the Sega CD Dracula, that must've been Fred Fuchs boning Keanu Reeves up the ass.

[DairyBastardGOW1]

Fred Fuchs.

[peacocksandwhich]

HA! ''bured''!

[teenkerbel7]

don't know how to fuck something. lmfao!

[TGHD86]

3:12 Big fat ass AC adapter

[noahdanielg]

This was the first episode I saw. I thought "Who that guy, he's weird" Luckely I now know that this guy is a god.

[mordredt02]

10:41 "You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!"

[Flippy201951]

gamers one weakness, sun light

[stdeath11]

*video starts, buffers*

me: UGH shit

*waits a few minutes, starts video over, plays fine*

me: k

*maximizes video, goes to 480p*

me: AH FUCKIN HELL. ah well i'll just put it back to 360p.

*buffer starts over*

me: SHIT THE FUCK!!

*pouts in aggression as i watch in 240p*

[Kaagh178]

282 people don't know how to f*** something.

[fiddlestyxify]

282 people don't know how to fuck something.

[stuntman45666]

i remember pumps : D back in elementary skool i had no idea what they were for

[greenadrenaline6405]

"it's like trying to stick your dick into a Cheerio" LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!!

[Summerdontknowme]

5:02 im not gunna letchu poison me!

[meonroids]

11:17 James turns into Ozzy Osbourne

[Gamemasternumberone]

Fuchs is a normal Gernam word, problem?

[ultris07]

@Gamemasternumberone you mean German