Don't worry. Most of us have decided to just go to another planet if things get too bad on Earth. Please feel free to join us if things get out of control. I hear Mars is great this time of year. Best Wishes :)
Actually, Lord Vecrom uses a probe that is inserted straight into the brain. They go in thru the base of the brain and insert it into the cerebreal cortex. It's very painless............It sounds like you may be hanging out with some rough aliens. I suggest you hang out with theloathlydaddy. He is an alien shapeshifting monster that has destroyed most life on the Earth, but he is still a very, very nice person............. Best wishes to you and thanks for the comment.
Just keep your guitar close by. Aliens always go into a trance when they hear guitar music. I have an old Santana audio tape and its saved me twice already! Best Wishes!!!
LMBO, this is great! I've avoided detection by the humans all through the seventy's by morphing into Leif Garret, through the eighties by morphing into one of Imelda Marcos' Shoes, and the nineties by morphing into one of Donald Trumps toupees ...
Hi Poohbear! I will file for a probe exemption card for you. Don't worry about theloathlydaddy too much. He turned into a Buick and almost ran me over an hour ago. I would not have known it was him if I hadn't heard him laughing as he drove away. I suspect I am doomed if the fleet does not arrive soon. All we wanted to do was destroy the earth, but noooo......... darn all shapeshifters anyway!
Oh, sure. I believe you, come out of my cave only to find out that theLoathlydaddy is an oak tree in my front yard. Then bang, he smashes me and I'm a pancake. You have to stay one jump ahead of shape shifters. I am waiting for the fleet to arrive and then the probing begins... Hey, were aliens, what did you expect!!!
LOL Ivan, that was great! I knew it, it's that other alien race, the one we are at war against. But they won't find me that easily, I can change shapes. I can even make myself into a tree or an inanimate object. Hehehe
Anyway, that great fun, loved it. Favorited, of course!
A tree? I never thought of that. I doubt that we have that many probes. (How do you probe a tree?) You may have stopped us for now, but I am sending for more probes. If I can figure out how to probe a tree there will be no escape for you....... Remember, resistance is futile.
Awesome video
Vegetanthony 2 years ago
Thank you! :)
Ivansvideocollection 2 years ago
I'm with you ... please spare me!
Jordmate 2 years ago
Don't worry. Most of us have decided to just go to another planet if things get too bad on Earth. Please feel free to join us if things get out of control. I hear Mars is great this time of year. Best Wishes :)
Ivansvideocollection 2 years ago
Now that's just plain evil.
*hugs tree and pretends to be bark*
deansig 2 years ago
Extra Terrestrial Rape. It's good for you, because it preserves your pathetic lives, lol
kaosboy13 2 years ago
Actually, Lord Vecrom uses a probe that is inserted straight into the brain. They go in thru the base of the brain and insert it into the cerebreal cortex. It's very painless............It sounds like you may be hanging out with some rough aliens. I suggest you hang out with theloathlydaddy. He is an alien shapeshifting monster that has destroyed most life on the Earth, but he is still a very, very nice person............. Best wishes to you and thanks for the comment.
Ivansvideocollection 2 years ago
These really are brilliant!!!!
biggydman 2 years ago
Just having some fun. Thanks for the comment!
Ivansvideocollection 2 years ago
Probes, you say. Mmmmm. Well, I just hope there isn't a queue, I hate queues.
0ldfinger 2 years ago
Just keep your guitar close by. Aliens always go into a trance when they hear guitar music. I have an old Santana audio tape and its saved me twice already! Best Wishes!!!
Ivansvideocollection 2 years ago
hahaha, that was really fantastic!!!!!
dogpatchdebbie 3 years ago
LMBO, this is great! I've avoided detection by the humans all through the seventy's by morphing into Leif Garret, through the eighties by morphing into one of Imelda Marcos' Shoes, and the nineties by morphing into one of Donald Trumps toupees ...
greggfla 3 years ago
I knew it! I suspected the Leif Garrett thing, but the Donald Trump toupee... well, now it all makes sense! LOL
ClassicComicsMan 3 years ago
EXCELLENT!!! I LOVE IT!!! :-D
Hugs~Nancy
nancyleeould 3 years ago
This was just fantastic. LAUGHING SO HARD!!
HyerThoughts 3 years ago
Thanks Eddie! Very, very good to hear from you! Best wishes!
Ivansvideocollection 3 years ago
No probing for me. I feel bad for theloathlydaddy..
Funny video..
Pººhßear
HereWithYoudotcom 3 years ago
Hi Poohbear! I will file for a probe exemption card for you. Don't worry about theloathlydaddy too much. He turned into a Buick and almost ran me over an hour ago. I would not have known it was him if I hadn't heard him laughing as he drove away. I suspect I am doomed if the fleet does not arrive soon. All we wanted to do was destroy the earth, but noooo......... darn all shapeshifters anyway!
Ivansvideocollection 3 years ago
The Buick was an inspiration. I was going to to turn into a Corvette, but Buicks have more character :)
theloathlydaddy 3 years ago
Ill tell you where he is on one condition, Don't probe me! Im fragile. Great video! Sucks to be you Loathlydaddy!
ER92840 3 years ago
Oh, sure. I believe you, come out of my cave only to find out that theLoathlydaddy is an oak tree in my front yard. Then bang, he smashes me and I'm a pancake. You have to stay one jump ahead of shape shifters. I am waiting for the fleet to arrive and then the probing begins... Hey, were aliens, what did you expect!!!
Ivansvideocollection 3 years ago
LOL!! Dang, You aliens are too smart for your own good. :)
ER92840 3 years ago
MMMmmmmm.... Milkyway !
crawleykakes 3 years ago
Please stop it... Your making me hungry!!!
Ivansvideocollection 3 years ago
LOL Ivan, that was great! I knew it, it's that other alien race, the one we are at war against. But they won't find me that easily, I can change shapes. I can even make myself into a tree or an inanimate object. Hehehe
Anyway, that great fun, loved it. Favorited, of course!
theloathlydaddy 3 years ago
A tree? I never thought of that. I doubt that we have that many probes. (How do you probe a tree?) You may have stopped us for now, but I am sending for more probes. If I can figure out how to probe a tree there will be no escape for you....... Remember, resistance is futile.
Ivansvideocollection 3 years ago
LOL
theloathlydaddy 3 years ago
Oh dear oh dear, I sure dislike probes!!! Im going to get a disguise!!!
MrHollick 3 years ago
It's Halloween. Everyone is wearing a disguise!..... I am going to lock my doors and wait for the fleet to arrive. Shape shifters freak me out.
Ivansvideocollection 3 years ago