The Count Song! (Censored)

[shadowgeoffrey4455]

now to COUNT how many times I've watched this video lmfao =)

[saraheverett95]

Tiger Woods must've seen this as a kid........

[donanyhow]

how does this have less views than Barney censored??

[lerhemichelle]

Best. Thing. EVER.



[wavetech100]

i like to fuck my self

[JBiebs4Ever121]

let me go die of laughter, brb.

[Justin68826]

I couldn't stop laughing.

[spomify]

Id fuck the cobwebs too... Sadly

[Koizumisan123]

xDDD

[nave66]

poor spiders...

[cartelreaction]

go count yourself

[bobtommytod]

HAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA beep

[kitsunerox22]

fuck i love this

[Darkfox2727]

LOL 

[AmerAllstar4]

I think we found the subliminal message it was meant for...

[lalaloveTRS14]

My teacher showed this in class today XD

[JacqLikesTheFruit]

Can't even deny it. The creators set themselves up on this one.

[bloodprince113]

Lmfao

[lumpygoatman]

beeps are too loud, otherwise genius haha!

[bloodprince113]

Lmao

[SupperShadowBoom]

um...

3 words...

too... much... info...

[Spartan01112]

lol!!!!!!!!!!

[IEatedYourMuffin]

LMAO

[Bananapoopman]

Thumbs up if your watching this in 2012

[warriorstar11]

@Bananapoopman no.

[iloverocknroll47]

LOL im on the floor laughing sooo hard

[bubbleandsqueeky]

goodbye childhood.

[MrFox13Racer]

OMFG!!! LMAO!!!!!!

[bubbleandsqueeky]

oh my god. that is the funniest shit ever

[mashies88]

This is the funniest thing. Still laughing so hard :p

[wickedsweet8221]

39 people must have never counted before.

[1337SC2haxorz]

@wickedsweet8221 you meant 39 people have never fucked before?

[willaisie]

LMAO!!!! That was @#*%&ing BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!

[kittycannonvlogs]

XD hahaha!!!!

[MrCountCoCoaFang]

Oh what fresh Hell is this and how can I replace my blood with it?

[EmmyWeasley]

I *beep* slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster. Once I start *beep* it's very hard to stop. HEY! Faster, faster, it is so exciting. I could *beep* forever. I *beep* until I drop. HEY!

[weirgaming]

Well, yet another childhood memory ******ed by my teen age mind. =P

[madalice89]

hurrr x3

so much better with sound

[jacksoccer15]

Very wise man

[madalice89]

watching this without sound was so weird (_ _")

[GileraXR1]

@madalice89 try watching it with sound...

[madalice89]

@GileraXR1 my speakers dissapeared >.>

and it was actually hilarious to see him flailing about for no apparent reason

[GileraXR1]

@madalice89 borrow a set of speakers. trust me. you NEED those

[monshi91]

when I'm alone I f*** myself

[XXxxazinatorxxXX]

this made me lol. first *rubs forehead twice*

[gayturtlekbug]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! i walk around school singing this. Maybe next year i wont be scared of my math teacher and i will show her this

[SupperShadowBoom]

strangly this is catchy

[LoveTheNiki]

hahahah i just pissed my pants XD

[Bluestar1203]

When I'm alone... I **** myself.

xD

[skittlegirl1299]

lol sooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SlayerEndX13]

...The Count *****ed me.

It was traumatizing.

[Sephlock]

That "bo-oi-oi-oing!" sound really makes this video.

[Sephlock]

I hope the people who hacked the sesame street youtube account put this video up.

[tmanley111]

how does this video not have more views

[Gamerexplosifs1422]

Bleeps aren't the f word it's the word craft for minecraft

[coasterking789]

38 people can't count

[tizam4n4n]

first time i saw this i almost pised my self at the bigining . i realylove to fu## !

[rachelwilson5]

I **** the spiders on the wall

[J1MB05L1C3]

best part: When im alone I **** Myself

[MrSpookytaco]

but sometimes i get carried away......whats wrong with that?

[MegaDennis52]

i saw this video for the first time in summer my teacher for rec-pac told us about this (mr harry) xD he said it was funny

we will all miss mr harry lol

harry :D

[JediGirlGabs]

I **** slowly, slowly, slowly. Getting faster, faster...

Literally made me cry with laughter XD

[CyberWolf913]

poor spiders D:

[Kagomafan5]

favorite line - "and when i'm alone, i'll *Bleep* Myself!

[realninja810]

I am being The Count for Halloween! This makes me wanna b him more!

[i6hi7by8]

HAHAHAHAHAHA when i have a child, i will show them the uncensored version, when they turn 12 i'll show them this:D:D:D:D

[rayterell]

38 people don't know how to [BEEP]

[lisapuppy1]

:D lol ! Fucking every thing every were! and you even fuck your self! love you love you love you love you Fuck untill you drop!

[Maplemong]

press 7 for epic "Oh Yeah"

[CrazyyGirl7]

Poor spiders xD

[racecow123]

lol i fu*k myself

[CombatArmz1000]

FUCKIN GENIUS!

[FELLOWNUTTERS]

Omfg!:L

[SethWithMeth]

Story of my life

[MrRancorboy]

I think the creators of this song wanted it to be censored! XD

[TheStormferret]

had to watch this all the guys at college last night said it was funny as hell now i got to go tell them they were right and then we will sing it

[SenshiNebula]

If he can fuck spiders, he must have a very small dick!

[GriffinDMighty]

1:16 BONER ALERT!



[xXPapaYogi]

i fuck spiders on the wall,

i fuck the cobwebs in the hall,

i fuck the candles on the shelf,

when im lonely i fuck myself, oh yeh

[Moriartyization]

37 people cant count

[bobdole360]

@Moriartyization No 38 people can't **ck



[NarutoFreak9999]

no iphone playback???

[Zazs31]

Poor spiders...

[xkyda]

i **** my friends, does that "count"?



[Bennyboards]

@erikaannmary Then why did you watch it?

[14DarkhaN14]

OMG why is this so funny ! :D

[Kevin97049]

After this the count started counting how many squeaks there were in the bed

[9999900004222]

I just ****ed The Replay Button

[dragonborn214]

@9999900004222 you counted the replay button?

[ILOVEBMXMORETHANYOU]

you counted the replay button?!

[anglocowboy]

37 people spent the entire video wondering why they would bleep the word "count".

[ILOVEBMXMORETHANYOU]

@anglocowboy ngl i didnt know what he was saying the first time i watched this vid i thought he was actually saying fuck till i watched the actual video ^_^

[noelangelo1]

@anglocowboy becuse count means FUCK

[anglocowboy]

@noelangelo1 Glad you got the joke, little feller...

[CandyceBizarre]

LMFAO ahh that was hilarious! xD

[TheFerventMushroom]

roflmao

[fashionlover1999]

omg do they no that kids is watching this!!!!!!!

[3verlast1ng]

@fashionlover1999 ahahaha yeah!

[jeudithursday]

@fashionlover1999 well I don't think kids are automatically going to think of what all of us thought, they'll probably just be like what the hell and then move on to the next thing so no harm done.

[sandymoonlight30]

is so hilarious ! i cant stop laughing omg

[3verlast1ng]

@sandymoonlight30 haha same!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Desm0ndL0ugh]

LOOLOLOLOLLLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[Themeparkfanman]

Looks like me and the count have something in common. ;-)

[levidobie]

this my day too so funny i think hes love craping on every thing lol. poor spiders lolololol

[elvira1023dianna]

I could **** forever, **** in till I drop!

[Miffietills1988]

omfg, I CANT STOP LAUGHING! HAHAHA!!!

[levidobie]

i cant stop laughing! so funny!!

[moviemaker7007]

does he say i **** the cobwebs in the hole?

[DnAFiilms]

hahahahahaha sooo funnny

[codnukemaster23]

++++ing slowly slowly slowly geting faster faster

[falloutcry12]

how to you f*** candles and cobwebs?

[stringbones]

hahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhaha­hahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahah­hahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahah­ahhahahahhahahahhahahah laghing my butt off

[shadowfang11111]

how do you fuck you self? well if you have a dick that long xD

[jeudithursday]

@shadowfang11111 it's called masturbating

[michael123031]

free replay button ->0:00

[damastergeek]

Poor candles...



[2473rob]

Love it!!!!

[jmswims4scc]

this made my day xD

[TheKimviet]

i can f*** forever i f*** untill i drop!

i might like him now xD

[YingYang270]

o shit this funny

[xDJxJx]

Can´t .. Stop.. Laughing!

[4evercaliforniagurl]

lol, this totally made my day! thank you so much!

[DevilGurl2539]

WHY DOES HE GO CRAZY AND GOES "HENE NENE HENE NENE"????? XD

[BlackMellivore]

@DevilGurl2539 because once he starts ****ing it's very hard to stop.

[DevilGurl2539]

@BlackMellivore

it always is ;D haha jk

[kornflakes1695]

I **** Slowly, Slowly, Slowly Getting Faster. Once I start ing ****ing it's very hard to stop.

[harlyops]

when i have kids that ask what is sex like. i will show them this vid.

[a6forever1]

they set them selfs up for this one

[Gnomezonbacon]

I feel sorry for the candles.

[nioor]

Ah youtube, raping childhoods since 2005.

[alishashaan]

1:24 dont we all

[pupo1991]

This is the funniest thing I've ever seenXD

[QueenGiggly1]

What has the world come to?!

[GOATTEE87]

THIS SHYT IZ 2 DAMN PHUNII!!! Where does ur mind take the "bleep" LLAB!

[badromanc3x]

33 people dont like counting

[MJTism1]

Best. Song. Ever. JK.

[mongo399]

Is he the count because he is a jew and loves to count his money?

[Maltezerzz1]

@mongo399 ha....ha.....ha......

[littlespringer]

this really shows that censoring does nothing because as soon as you hear the bleep you automatically think of that very word

[lilneo15]

I haven't ROFLed like that in a while

[longboarder0539]

@TheDarklink82 there is no need for that laguage. ;D

[TheDarklink82]

@nataliiee56

He is supposed to be saying count

Idiot

[nataliiee56]

@TheDarklink82 ok calm the fuck down you bitch it was a question :\

[RiPTheRevAx7]

@TheDarklink82 To be fair to the person if he was saying count then it would not be censored when he does a f sound before the beep and usually a k sound at the end of the beep this song has been very sneakily altered with more than the beeps .... idiot =D

[TheMalloryLuck]

This is the funniest video ever!!! :) laugh every time I watch it:)

[facebookapp208]

this all fits so perfectly....

[monmon41]

the 32 that disliked are blatantly virgins

[hellokittyxsuicide]

I love you...Count 

[RobotsWithCookies]

He is now my favorite sesame st character.

[FTWFilmsWTF]

i count myself sometimes

[DrunkenFiist]

IT ALL FIT'S SO PERFECTLY!!! XD And when im loooooooonely i **** myseeeeelf!

[soontobeonFCB]

That is counting amazing. :p

Luv it

[PoisonCrystal0]

this is too perfect...

[powderpuffgurl1]

omg so f*** funny!!

[n0r3st]

i beep myself a lot too

[n0r3st]

i beep myself a lot

[gamergg]

I found this by searching "bleeped clicky"

[anzelatron1]

poor spiders, cob webs, candles, and everything else that he ******.

[anzelatron1]

why do the censors fit the song? * looks at the creators of sesame street* lol

[bendude526]

oh my god that's hilarious

[Perthlet]

HAHAHAHA



[Phendraana]

I literally wept with laughter the first time i saw this. Counting hilarious xD

[Dragonrose36]

31 people got Counted.

[lordxeras]

How does he F*** the candles? I mean, does he---wait..no. just no. nevermind.

[kklee0629]

"When I'm alone I ------ myself!" I love this version of the song ;)

[ZMW9]

i counting love this song.

[operatortoasteh]

He ***** slowly, slowly, slowly geting faster once he starts ******* its really hard to stop. Faster, faster It is so exciting he could **** forever until he drops! 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 I LOVE ******* thats the song of the count! He ***** the spider on the walls.. He ***** the cobwebs in the hall, and he ***** the candles on the shleves, and when he is alone, he ***** himself. ....Go Count. :D.

[StephAndDarryn]

@randomcupcake25 Yeah :D

[halfwaykilla]

Haha

[StephAndDarryn]

haha fucking epic!

[maximum411]

comedy genius

[MoshPitFurry]

I **** The Spiders On The Wall <3

[yellowegg123]

lol 1:16 i thought he got a boner xD

[notevilcabbage]

This a far funnier than it should be

[MrMasterGamer101]

I WITH YOU COUNT :D

[RushedAffection]

1:21 When I'm alone... I **** myself!

This made my day. xD So funny.

[gangsterbros]

1:24: Wow count....that was very touching....(literally)