Japanese Toilet Fun!

[wabbaboo28]

@Bazzmiester Nasty

[cameron91101]

I need one of these,especially when ur in that don't feel like showering for a wk FUNK...

[iAmtheFamousMoeMoe]

haha the toilet peed on me..

[EliteSpanishGamer]

Wow a toilet that sexually violates people how fun.

Lol

[TheRidRichard]

I feel violated by a toilet

[wtanoto]

i prefer using female's bidet option rather than ticklish male one

[lern2luvlife]

:/ so i assumed that the blow dryer dries ur butt up? That is insane :OO lol In japan they are saving trees.

[DarkassassinlvlX]

@xXfiretailXx Yep, it does. 

[pierqueer]

Who doesn't know what a bidet is? duh...

[airplanes1000]

This is just so fucking funny!!! XD

[starmaster191]

This videos almost six years old

[landof101dreams]

In japan, toilet pee on you!

[maynard696969]

ಠ_ಠ

[GuitarListen]

i want the spray at my toilet:))

[littlekaribofan09]

do these toilets have a senor to flush by themselves or are they flushed manually

[MusicByBeka]

"oh wow, haha its like a blowdryer" LOL

[deathstrike44]

In Imperial Japan, toilet pees on you!

[kissbutterkiss]

cockpit



[wwwtotalitaerde]

@kissbutterkiss Ejection seat.

[lexitime2shine]

LOL XD

[mgonzalezLOVE]

Heehee~ The toilet took a piss on your leg x)

[NastyMutation]

how do i dry my ass?

[Instigator]

a toilet can pee O.Owe are on the road to 2012 XD

[45lollipop]

lol aw shit i sprayed my hand rofl

[SoundChiefProduction]

And thats because 65% of japanese population is atheist

[cool12threeman]

I have that type of toilet in my house! iN canada

[Ripley44mag]

It also has a baby washer in it !!! :o)

[HaloReachPictures]

@Willem9595 you sir have a wrong mind. XD

[3242526212]

Cool

[GreyEarlTea]

I find that it's a bit too much. All you need is a flusher. The seat warmer is unnecessary. A bit of a waste of money in my opinion.

[Hmmfomtgal]

@GreyEarlTea i think its awsome. EPIC TOILET!!!!!! XD

[broher404]

man i hate when i take a shit nd the toilet seat is all cold..!!U lucky japanese ppl have a better toilet then us americans...but we still drive better

[Willem9595]

why does there come a dildo out of the toilet?

[unknown013579]

@Willem9595 its to water clean your butt

[rclikes2go]

Heated seats?? Seriously? How long do you plan on sitting on the thing?

[MegaHisgirl4ever]

Cool!!! I have one of these but haven't installed it haha :)

[TheTitan606]

i wonder what wave,move and bedat was lol funny

[cabeerto]

la varita se la iso de pedo hahahah

[Onelove8226]

and i thought we americans had it all

[CrazyMarksta]

yes indeed this is Japan's greatest treasure :)

[sjfaklg]

Japanese are smart and cool like that

[ralphy2008]

lol bedai is an ass washer you muppet

[StudioGhibliFreak1]

XD

[McC1oudv2]

Its like that machine out of willy wonka

[jonrskitlez]

O.O HOLY SH**!!! THATS AWSOME!!! well except that i would feel incredibly unconfortable about the toilet peeing on you thing...

[DokiDokiP]

I have two of these in my American house 0.o

[Egryn]

This is weird. An Asian guy befuddled by Asian technology.

[thrash77581]

@Egryn Yes, because Asians all over the world are born with knowledge of the technology from all Asian countries.

>.>

[raztin1]

can it take paper??

[PinxPer17]

Lol u got peed on

[spixieangeldust]

lolll xD! sorry im probably gonna stick with my toilet.. =3='

[TheOnlineMediaWatch]

That's a reeeally normal toilet here in Japan pffft! What's so strange about it? Geez!

[bob1212ism]

id he just put his foot on the toilet on 0:20.

[EuroSon99]

So before people wash their hands they have to push these buttons to operate the toilet. Hhhmmm. Clearly these things will never catch on in Europe or North-America.

[dorado192]

have a phone too?

[TheRhinoX90]

COOL!!! Я ХОЧУ В ЯПОНИЮ!!!

[MrCandyman2000]

WTF? why can't we americans have toliets like that come on! japan gets all the good stuff I wish I lived there

[CapitanKurosaki]

Damn, man the toilets in japan are more technologically advanced than my fuggin' computer. D8

[TheLorenzotc]

out of a private hand to take the shit from your ass XD

[MrEngrage]

a shaving machine would possibly be the next thing they put in

[StupidIdiot12345]

Was that ringing sound.... the toilet receiving a phone call?

[MrCandyman2000]

@StupidIdiot12345 XD

[ImAmagicPanda01]

XD you can blow dry you hair from the toilet lol

[looool679]

im gunna laugh when it breaks

[tml4873]

Bidet is a device to wash your anus and/or genitals. I'm not sure how it would differ from the "spray" setting, except maybe angle of spray.

[1makermovie]

does people like it to get sprayed in their ass with water?

[MSH786]

@1makermovie yes, if they want a clean ass

[PPGandRRBfan]

I think I will need to be toilet trained again if i go to Japan 0.0'

[OnlyGokhan]

ass comfort

[PivotAnimator50]

everytime i take a shit, when the shit drops into the toilet, this little drop of water bounces RIGHT into my ass hole.......

[remcodelange94]

@PivotAnimator50 just what i wanted to say. i dont need japanese toilet lol XD

[MSH786]

@PivotAnimator50 You got too much pressure then...LOL

[CyberTiger000]

You know... I never wondered about needing a manual for using a toilet... But this one you might need one. XD

[shiptech2k9]

You know when i was going from miami to philippines, there was a stopover in narita intl, tokyo. and i had to do #2 and i stayed there for like an hour just looking at all the cool things there and using them. and another weird thing is that there stalls are laying on the ground like on their bakcs. lol

[roumaiicp]

wtf i never saw a toilet like that !

[lolfred100]

my toilet peed on me

[kissguy2]

It's worthless, i though they had a computer voice thanking you for using them while you get a massage. This one is stupid.

[HomeOfRandomDotCom]

THE HELL MAN!!

JAPAN GETS TECHNO TOILETS..AND WHAT DO WE GET????

[Fernandohayabusa]

I don't know, maybe because there's shit, pee, puke, catarrh and menstrual blood contaminated.

[McFro95]

WTF

[Fernandohayabusa]

You're barefoot in a public toilet?? That's disgusting!

[timeeyyy]

@Fernandohayabusa please...just...shut up.

[McFro95]

@Fernandohayabusa its a hotel room

[Fernandohayabusa]

@McFro95 It gross anyway. People shouldn't be barefoot anywhere, in the bathroom makes it worse.

[McFro95]

@Fernandohayabusa Why shouldn't people be barefoot in a bathroom?

[pfun41]

@Fernandohayabusa and he put his foot on the seat.

[SSGTKILL]

i want one!

[puppykiss6882]

@SSGTKILL me to

lol

[ashutoshmikku]

Is there a function to ass fuck?

[thompsonong]

@ashutoshmikku tampon remover lol

[death7metal7girl7]

:50 hydro fuck lol

[AtommicWaffle12]

In Soviet Russia, toilet piss on you! >:D

[zeminoid]

omG tha thing wash and clean out yo ass and pee on you

[Ogmaer]

You can't deceive me. That's soviet russia.

[Don123q]

OH MY GOD A TRANSFORMER!

[Raxxer1993]

If you pee in it, it'll pee on you. Simple as that.

[lijpe2]

you pee on the toilet the toilet will pee on you

[djdevil00]

WTF? from 1:29 - 1:43 it sounds like the toilet is ringing

[Left4Fail]

@djdevil00 It's called a phone.

[flashdesunamic]

In Japan, a toilet can rape you!!! O.O

[cramerman101]

the spraying thing-a bidet(be-day) is common any where but in the U.S.

[himynameisoleander]

I'd never get off this toilet.

[postcard80]

普通のことです。

[Viccyvictor]

Haha. "So I guess you press spray to wash you ass".

[DANCERRAVER]

@Viccyvictor

its kinda obvious.....XD.....or even better whipe your ass

[l0gicalguy]

russian toilets better, just a hole

[Ali18094]

I'm not going to Japan now!

[SansaFuzexp]

I WOnder How Much 1 Of Em Cost...

[sylas61]

just stick your haed in the toilet, rinse and wash the dry XD

[ashthegreat]

0:50 You're very lucky that you did not use that toilet before making it spray you.

[lolley1100]

0:49 in Soviet Russia, toilet pisses on YOU!!!

[akiorochi]

i want one

[d1341994]

in imperial japan toilet does fun with you !!!

[AlmightyMatthew]

in japan toilet pees on you 

[xxxXXXrockband2XXXxx]

@AlmightyMatthew Its soviet russia

[ShonenJump90]

@xxxXXXrockband2XXXxx but this was in japan...duh. the soviet joke doesnt work that way. we clearly know he's in japan and not soviet russia.

[NetApostle]

haha yea, i had similar toilet in my hotel in tokyo. check it out in my video Tokyo wanderer on my channel. hoep you like it. see ya. cool video lol :D

[JesseMusicc]

"OH WAIT A STICK CAME OUT" LMFAO

[MrProset]

the toilet has a phone-option?

[quinnettesupersite]

It has a dryer???!!! I want it!

[Spartanslayer1]

in Japan... Toilet pees on you

[Zisaar]

@Spartanslayer1 HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[cherrysakura97]

@Spartanslayer1 I totally agree XD with this XD

[BlackDawnYaoiLover]

New in Japan only The incredible all in one get raped, dehydrated, and sprayed with smelly crap in one go! foralimitedtimeonlytoselectcus­tomerswhoarenotpregnanthavebac­kproblemsorhaveseriousheartcon­ditionsalsopeoplewhodonotwantt­oberapedbytheirtoilets thank you cum again!

[devhook23]

god! i wish our toilets were this high tech :D:D

[SirNumu]

For a japanese dude this guy is dumb. "Bidet, I don't know what that is"

[anticliche321]

haha toilet spray for the bum hole :) and a dryer.. who needs toilet paper?

[ahbuanan]

haha , i've also once with my friend curious about the button and we stand infront of the toilet bowl and pressed the spray button then the water spray out too .

[splendidwren]

I want one soooo bad lol

[1992steffan]

ahahaha toilet strikes back lol 

[1992steffan]

ahhhhh shit pushed the rape button ahahaha lol

[knuxthefox]

So, you have a warm seat and you don't need to wipe.

[Pink3Cello]

@knuxthefox yup pretty much!

[ToomasKedrov]

lol, i think it's not so great feeling, when yo let some little volcano stick fire up yo crack XD

[blkhauck]

Heated seats? No longer must I be scared to take a dump in the morning

[thegoodhen]

Not only in Soviet Russia, toilet pees on you.

[JSSJR90]

I just got a old clunker shiter toilet. It gets the job done. Just sit down and push, wipe, wash your hands, air freshener, and done. Dont need ll them fancy gizmo's.

[thetrolllol]

it even has a phone i hear it ringing

[IMAKEUPOOT]

on 1000 way to die, a kid died from water up his @ss. 1001 ways to die: Japaneise toilet attack.

[ythenamezezima]

Your toilet is ringing!

[boogieman221thx]

lol thats awesome xD

[fojerbachas]

ahaha :D :D :D

[ratednom]

what would happen if you were taking a shit and you accidentley pushed one of those buttons lol

[bennybobz9]

A stick comes out and.......Oh shit....it peed on me!!!LOLOLOLOL ROFL

[vigo894]

@TheKitkat132= Nothing new. you should see the head in a first class coach on an Amtrak train.

[SinbadDHock]

in Soviet Russia .. the toilet pees on u ,,,,

damn i fail .. it's not even russia :S

[NateTheBroadCaster]

Oh um.. i guess thats another.. ass fountain...

[tokyocityrat]

Once you have this, you cannot live without it. In Japan, we have these for maybe 20 yrs now. I have two of these.

[TheLtbiomed]

why would someone want to dry his ass with air? what if that stick goes too far lol? and what if you have some electricity problemes and the power goes off? there is nothing like the good old "ass wipe" method with some fine toilet paper!!! istead pushing buttons and hearing beep noises you'll just enjoy reading that magazine!!

[04smallmj]

@TheLtbiomed to save paper...

[TheLtbiomed]

@04smallmj save paper lol? oh I see,save paper but waste a loooot of electricity!

[conker033]

@TheLtbiomed Sadly, you waste both, while they'll be wasting only one.

[POWERPUFFGiiRLYx3]

used a toilet like that before..

[xBboyRewindx]

Haha that sticks comes out like "Peek-a-boooo". And what if that stick actually goes up your ass?? that'll be horrible haha. Plus if you go to your neighbors house and they have one and you hear the drying noise...ohh you just will know wtf they're doing in there. They're DRYING THEIR ASS lmao. Oh you know exactly what will pop into your head when you hear that noise and you're not the one that's in the bathroom

[lambodriver96]

LMAOWTFBBQ

[SuperOriginalGuy]

I hate the Japanese toilets, I was sitting down on one and I decided to press some buttons. Then out of no where this burst of water went right up my crack, I screamed and jumped but then water went everywhere :/

[xiKinky]

so basically you press spray to wash your ass then dry it

XD

[RenagadeSoldier22]

@xiKinky Make sure to hit spray first and not dry. Oh boy.

[mlodybiker]

Looks like for disabled

[ZerobadniksLRX]

In Tokyo Japan toilet pees on YOU!

[TheRealityRocks]

@ZerobadniksLRX In soviet russia cars drive you!

[AsianGirlTV]

I want one! For everyone that wants one, you can easily find it on eBay because that's the answer to everything you want to buy. I'm getting one for sure!!

[TheRealityRocks]

@AsianGirlTV good for ya :P

[F4rl4nd]

Ahaahaha "toiled peed on me!" :D:D:D

Normally you pee on toilet but what isn't different in Japan!!!!!!

[80VideosMan08]

was that thing that came out meant to wash your butt? XD

[mydeafminute]

i m not sure that my ass would end up clean if it came a spray of water and a drying session after on it... i believe it would kind of "mix" the thing

[vuotopiuscuro]

can U shit in without danger

is there anything 4 Ur hands

[gwd888]

Wow a toilet that comes with a 93 page owners manual. Awesome.

[Schumacher100]

@gwd888

use the manual as toilet paper....

[kapowshow09]

man i want a toilet like that. us americans have to waste money on toilet paper!

[TheRealityRocks]

@kapowshow09 yea..

[MrCooldude400]

those toilets are weird why would you want a heated seat oh wait that would be nice

[souma331]

Ahh...all in one toilet. you can wash your hands as well as pee in it. just dont forget to bring the soap so you can also practise proper hygiene.

[MrTobiuchiha2]

The toilet peed on me

LOL I LOVE THIS! i wonder if the spray button says "press to wash ass" LOL