News Blooper "I got knocked up last night"

[cowlickify]

press 4 for booby lol!

[crazyowenproductions]

It was me

[sonboogie]

lmao!

[theduke651]

guy's got a personality of a dried up turnip.

Oops, I just insulted turnips.

[WizeEntertainment]

I know she got knocked that night.

[Huntington12345678]

hahaha... Pretty good.

[Thilindel]

Huh, she won't get pregnant where I'd shoved it!

[cracks21229]

I am worried that I am the father.

[d4rkst33l1]

stay tuned (2months from this airing shes calling in sick saying "I have a stomach virus")

[smartdon007]

can't really imagine how she would moan while being "knocked out"

[heybabeurock]

He was like, its not mine! lol

[TexDad1971]

hard attack

[EpicWinNY]

Haha

[3thebrudas]

il knock you up anyday

[RAWRifyU]

this is why those stupid little coversations they have between stories need to end and just get on with the fucking script...

[RAWRifyU]

FAIL

[satchfan2010]

That's the only truth you'll ever hear on mainstream news, today.

[TheArchitectOfDreams]

He sure did almost have a Heart Attack after she said that ;)

[santaclausiscomin]

I'm sure it was litterally

[farronx]

Texas...

go figure.

[GeorgeVreelandHill]

He swallowed hard after she said that.

George Vreeland Hill

[lambertech]

aha!

[mondoman2016]

If she got 'Knocked Up' last night, odds are 'The Hangover' she had this morning was brutal! :)

[Remeez1000]

nah..she just wanted to say she finally got fucked last night

[Virus2020]

Can I be the next guy to knock her up?....(takes out ecstacy pill) what? this is aspirin, im not gonna slip it in her drink no not at all, seriously, I'm not, I wont, I would never

[TheYouwontgetit]

oh shit she didn`t tell me that...

[1nativeaustintexan]

Milf

[KingAbacus2009]

Looking at her I would say she did get "Knocked up,".

[dannytheawesomeful]

i just jack off to hem in her

[MinecraftIzC00l]

"I got knocked up last night" FUNNIEST SEX JOKE I HAVE HEARD!

[AustinBHC]

lol & youtube racists. 13 n 14 years old think they bad cuz they can say nigger behind the computer screen. come to new orleans and talk like that. betcha mom will git your head mailed to her. and i promise you all ima do is hear about it on da news.

[TheImmortal115]

She started talking about getting pregnant and he started talking about heart attacks. Lmao!

[thetoolbox112394]

lmfao "I got knocked up last night!"

[SharmaBrian]

Dude, this is my local newstation. lol

[AltoGFXcom]

XD



[CKSB0RD3R]

I bet you diiiiid ;)

[TheRosettaStoned]

now...... WHO knocked her up? The other guy, her hubby, or the nigger cameraman that gets her, her crackrocks and screws her in a dark alley?

[Elervin11]

I just got knock up last night too!...Oooh wait u said you got the movie Knocked Up last night....

[umaxen01]

That guy is too serious. Maybe he needs a good, deep enema...

[TheDeftonesVault]

@umaxen01 Not everyone laughs at lame-ass jokes.

[pictureisup1]

was it by Greg Kelly?

[pictureisup1]

she got knocked up watching Knocked Up

[tapaflw]

Speaking of the next headline. Im pretty sure he almost had a heart attack

[1Rejay1]

Did I see a quick shot from How I Met Your Mother?

[dotonthewall]

loser



[Awesomenizzleness]

I'd knock her up

[tonytarheel55]

@Awesomenizzleness me too last night news at 10

[myownruin187]

That guy is such a tight ass! And Yes honey I would love to help u out with that! ;-)

[WaffleKing99]

Wow, he was so not surprised.

[iadorepigs]

HIMYM!

[devildeggs]

The joke wasn't funny, but I'm more put off by the male anchor's reaction. He makes it completely awkward. What a dick.

[mubd1234]

Dear America,

In most other countries, this would not be considered even remotely controversial.

Best Regards,

The Rest Of The Western World.

[VadTrorDu7]

I GOT A BIG BICK

[TrappedUnderIce333]

lol

[davedunndotcom]

He was worried he was the father.

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

@davedunndotcom LOL, he'll be on Maury haha!!

[JuelzVinna]

@davedunndotcom hahahahahahah I think so to

[DerangedLucidity0]

@davedunndotcom This made me smile. Haha

[malerie123456789]

@davedunndotcom lol



[kimberlysue7323]

hahahahahahahaha

[powerghost216]

she needed to be fired---PERMANENTLY FOR LIFE!!!!!

[newf360]

LOL

[impassable]

LOL

[69jon420]

she's trying to be funny

man needs glasses

man doesn't care

[dozbubba1]

Whats that you say you like getting knocked up at the movies?

[SunflowerAim]

He gulped when she said that. Too funny!

[jaysaysdontdodrugs]

LOL he gave her the "Not Funny -__-" face

[FiMerk]

First couple frames = How I Met Your Mother when they're in the Empire State Building :P

[ushireborn]

lmao @ the dude's face when she said that.

[thawthug]

Hahahah she got fucked!

[001Glaceonice001]

"ok" sure she didn't get knocked up sure

[lancastercounty2007]

whats Her name?



[TheTechnoFeel]

press 5 twice

then 6 twice

then 4 twice

realllly fast

[2jawedm]

thumbs up for that split second of HIMYM... getting knocked up... especially noteworthy considering the current season (7)

[Jetball74]

I surprised he didn't answer with 'I watched 40 yr old virgin last night...

[odstrooper117]

10 bucks saids that that guy's pants just pushed out little...

[TheDevenrocks]

Keep pressing 6 for a good bass line.

[rdorwa]

Wait a Minute!

[keyofdavid888]

She's a blond, of course she got knocked up! XD

[yankee22167]

blondes...lol

[scottdog87]

lmfao i got knocked up last night ahah the movie :/

[TheMrjpb]

she says the movie but what she means is she is having an abortion.

[DewbieHaut]

it was no surprise to him

[JoLeana76]

Well, she probably did too. LOL!

[peterinfamilyguy]

I'd knock her up if she'd like to

[EGarrett01]

Who is the girl/actress in the very beginning of the clip? She's so cute.

[southwalesmassive]

@EGarrett01 it's Cobie Smulders. The clip is from How I Met Your Mother.

[EGarrett01]

@southwalesmassive

Good lookin out my nigga.

[TheLoneRanger1nOnly]

LOL and they end it with HEART ATTACKS! rofl

[jr88fan100]

Doesn't matter had... oh.

[13sfaustino]

Im on the weird side of youtube again

[TEMUJINARTS]

@13sfaustino lolol what an orginal comment ! im so impressed by ur creativity! pls stfu

[sbe2525]

sdsdd

[vanillabeanduck]

OF COURSE HE WOULDN'T LAUGH

[EdMajinLee199999]

knocked up is a movie. This isn't even tongue and cheek funny.

[zenthex1234]

@EdMajinLee199999 you're stupid, S. T. U. P. E. D...

[Weraisethenerdyflag]

@EdMajinLee199999 I know, eh? Pretty lame.

[tryithere]

Would have been funny if got upset and said "I thought you said you were on the pill."

[Remeez1000]

ok she finally gt fucked and had to say it

[gstonemagic]

Is that the dude from saw?? O.O

[SaintJorge304]

He probably wasn't amused cause he's used to hearing dumb shit come out this broad's mouth all the time lol

[PrivatePeterson]

That was stupid because she was trying to be funny. not a blooper

[ttiiyy]

@PrivatePeterson Agreed. She bombed. It would have been somewhat funny if she had told the joke in a slutty voice.

[starquant]

Small things amuse small minds...

[zetazerozap]

The next day she probably brought him some Viagra...".lets see if you think its funny now big boy". LMAO

[domenickmifsud]

HIMYM!



[ChivasBarcelonaMex]

@domenickmifsud LOL!

[AnimalCarnage]

He didn't laugh because it wasn't funny. He was probably waiting on her to make a "Knocked Up" joke all day.

[sn9696]

This whats wrong with the news these days,its not news ! Talking about the movie "I got knocked up last night" is not news !

[BelaGligorevic]

@sn9696 The movies called "Knocked up"... Not "I got knocked up last night" lol

[sn9696]

@BelaGligorevic ,Whatever !!! I think you missed my point ,go back to watching "Knocked up"........

[BelaGligorevic]

@sn9696 Hahaha shhh please.

[66ott7]

Bob is defiantly on some blow.

[TheNoobification]

No she didnt.

[XOfSpades9]

He sounds souless. He has no sense of humor o.o

[bradh716]

Bob is a stiff.

[WakingLife55]

"Heart attacks among Men.." So perfect

[daaaancingqueeeen]

She's funny. He's not.

[Fanik10]

I'll knock her up



[godfatherbluntsmoker]

haha i love working here

[ralphredimix]

Bob was too busy thinking about naked men in the sauna at his athletic club to be phased by whatever that female was saying.

[Leowen2]

I'm picturing her all naked with the ankles around her ear and I'm going hell for leather. Thanks for posting this clip.

[gerby90]

"I'll put that on. Now that it's on DVD i'll do that" LOL

[Dman761]

I have a friend who never laughs at ANYTHING. She always reacts the same way he did.

[vpfan207]

HEART ATTACKS ARE MY--?

What?

[isselman2000]

HEART ATTACKS!!!

[Bettlejack]

We all know she got knocked up, all bitches do.

[CalebRMooney]

Man I love working here.

[shanaraeden]

@CalebRMooney bull

[CalebRMooney]

@shanaraeden Nope! Set director for coming up on two years now. The "Sourpuss" in the video is Bob Brackeen, and while he seems angry about the comment the coanchor made, in reality, this is a clip from the morning show of our newscast, and well, no one wants to be up THAT early.

[shanaraeden]

@CalebRMooney Where exactly is this newscast then?

[CalebRMooney]

@shanaraeden East Texas. Tyler, to be exact. Still want pictures?

[shanaraeden]

@CalebRMooney Alright Alright lol chill its cool

[kiddingme01]

It was a planned joke, that's why there was no surprise to him.

[stevenatlarge]

@kiddingme01 I wrote the copy. It was not planned.

[Dman761]

@kiddingme01 nah, he just didn't get the joke. Old people.

[Diptardable]

@kiddingme01 that wouldnt be planned on the news dude lol...

[PeacefulVocalTrance]

@kiddingme01 No, I wrote the copy, and I planned this.

[cb7pwn]

@kiddingme01 nah, its just called being mature and professional .

[1ozyman]

@kiddingme01 either that or she gets knocked up every night!

[ajb021096]

@kiddingme01

Hmm....obviously it wasn't...if it was a planned joke then he would probably start laughing but I don't think they "plan jokes" for serious newscasts and the guy plays it off like a fucking pro and changes the subject/moves on that's why he doesn't seemed suprised. Why she wouldn't just report the information and decided to apply it to herself I don't know.

[ymiappf]

@kiddingme01 there was no surprise to him? try he is older than 12 and didn't really find it funny...

[ThePressDude]

@kiddingme01 No, I knocked her up last night . Press 6 if you want her to get....

[dmcgrathudt]

He probably went home and jerked off watching the reruns while choking himself

[epilepticPvP]

I know that guy he's Mr. Literal.

[TheJackster5000]

Yea, he's probably not watching that movie...

[millvalleyrn]

Yeah, maybe he wanted to laugh but was just too professional about it.

[ClassicRockDVD]

ROFL!!!!!!!

[crunkwun]

He should've went along with it and said he got knocked up aswell

[LoDiddie]

In today's society, if he would have laughed, he would have been sent to sensitivity training in order to prevent a sexual harassment charge.

[Skelly1179]

He was nervous. Can't afford that child support ;)

[codecaine]

@Skelly1179 lol

[sethadamlee]

It seems that he would not be surprised if she got knocked up.

[vr6hondaeatervr6]

she got knocked up

[MrLilort]

lol..i once wrote '' i cam over her'' and she was very happy...damn i got an D on the essay:D which i get why. 

[GoBills4Evr]

I'd knocked her up.

[MrTank116]

something similar happened to me once... i was in english and my teacher asked me if i came up with any kind of acronyms so i said "yes" and he said "well what do you have?" and without thinking i said "oh i have AIDS" lmfao never living that one down

[SPAUTOPARTSDRIVER]

Everybodys dummer in Texas ! (Spelled it so texans can reed ut)

[TheSuckok]

lol funny .....and love love that movie btw

[jfizzmonkeybutt]

He's a cyborg, never even cracked a smile

[don2neptune]

that apparently came as no surprise to him

[RetroCaptain]

Good day

hehehe...

Perhaps the "odd couple" in news readers..

Mr. "All work no play" & Ms. "I love fun"

[HuskerSeaofRed]

Geez what a big bag of downers he is! 

[mh2185]

Funny

[antoniowright0]

lol how do you get mad because he's mature