QI - Driving Licences

[tomharding]

I think Stephen's £20 note reply is the most intelligent response I've ever heard. It just about sums up Stephen Fry.

[MissPezzalicious]

Oh how this man can make me laugh.... my cheeks hurt loads, I think they may have seized up

[garazion]

2:00 - 3:00 best minute of comedy i think iv'e ever seen

[dittopookie]

this is the most hilarious QI clip i have seen so far.

i was literally having to restrain my laughter because it would have woken up the other people in the house.

[FearlessSpinner]

WER IZ JUR LEISENZ?

[iamXSTEALTHZX]

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[insainiac33]

It's a testament to QI and Alan Davies that this has over 35,000 views, 280 likes and 0 dislikes (at the time of writing :)

[L999WAG]

@insainiac33 341 likes no dislikes and 42,755 views 3 months later =)

[1990andrewrogers]

THE SS...A class

[essen961]

I like the fact the ID of The Queen is a 20 pound note here and on Mock the week it is a "fiver".

[smileyface4039]

sero sero sero twee! :) gotta love alan!

[felixbuller]

0003! :D :D :D ALAN IS THE BEST :D

[electropuff12]

Am I the only person who noticed that the person in the polish driving license looks like Alan?

[Akfilm92]

@electropuff12

It is Alan whom they have blurred. You can see his pink shirt as well.

[halfhigh]

@Akfilm92 You can see him squinting at it as he noticed it himself haha.

On another note the drivers licence looks kind of odd. Neither 1 or 2 seems like anything polish. Krakow is a town and doesn't that say 4c President of the city of Wroclaw??

[beatlesdylanyes]

@electropuff12 and the name on the license (Salve Naiad) is an anagram of Alan Davies...

[electropuff12]

@beatlesdylanyes Haha, i didn't notice that (although I'm not good with anagrams, so no wonder). :D I just love alan's face when he noticed. :)

[SirrSnowman]

Good day to you! Where is your license?!

[RincewindsHat66]

Man, now I want to see Alan and Stephen talk to one another using their German accents.

"Vhere iss your license?"

"Oh, it's in mein pocket vith mein handy."

[felixbuller]

@RincewindsHat66 Haha :D Totally! They are awesome and so talented! both a gift to have here on earth :D

[Hansius247]

this is tje best show ever! :D

[irishd777]

best alan davies QI moment EVER.

[KleinNati]

ausgezeichnet

[MartinJWillett]

Once again thank you on behalf of the users of text only browsers all those people who provide the jokes in text form, now if you could just synchronize your activities nobody would ever need to watch the actual video at all.

[fredulous1]

@MartinJWillett Bwahahaha thankyou for a moment of lucidity there

[Zed1967]

3:50

I have a full driving licence and whenever I come across a road accident I put the intestines back in but I do pick out the bits of grit and dirt then give them a quick spruce with a wet wipe before doing so. That's what I was told to do when I was having driving lessons anyhow.

[BNL07604]

This is interesting AND comedy gold! PERFECT!

[TrinneLovesAll13]

zsero zsero zsero shree!

HAHAHAHAHA x'D!!

[jackthespack365]

ah, just watched this on dave(gotta love dave) made me lol

[FatherNoel1992]

Can we not argue, cause that is what the terrorists want,

HAHAHAHA

[xthebunniezx]

im german and it is HILARIOUS :D "vere iz yor dreiving lizenze? i vill ischu yu van! zero zero twuuu" hihihhihihihi

[Aspire198]

THE SS!!! a.... lol

[OmegaDude22]

This is the top of comedy imo :P

[Donalm95]

"I sink I need a license. For zis dangeros machine. I need a license. now I can drive-"

Alan Davies is the best!

"Vwere is your license!?

[LaurenLovesTimmyTime]

this was on last night, i pissed :')!

[LeftosDoussis]

ze SS..a hahaha

[n39smm]

I'd be hard pressed to find something better than Alan's German accent. So much win, kills me every time!

[kabdoun]

A 20 pound note.... :D

[UnwashedGoblin]

Und VHERE IZ YOR LICENZE ?

[siggers8489]

vhere ist your license?

[patriot6767]

Comedy gold

[threecardmontegirl]

"Now I can drive"

Sooo funny!

[MehProductions2000]

btw, what is the SSA?

[znirk]

The Dampfkesselüberprüfungsverein.

[namakemono49]

@znirk Dampfkesselüberwachungsverein is what Stephen said.

[Sidowse]

@MehProductions2000 Its the Acronym for the English translation of the German word Dampfkesselüberprüfungsverein. The "Steam-boiler Supervision Association".

The "SS" was a division in the German miltary responsible for some really horrific atrocities during world war 2. That is Why Alan says the 'SS' part in a menacing (I am going to kill you) way but then the 'A' part is said in a way that brings relief to the person its subjected to as its just the Steam-Boiler Supervision Association.

[MehProductions2000]

@Sidowse

thanks!

i knew what the SS was, i was just puzzled by SSA.

thanks for your explanation :)

[hamsterdance4lyf08]

'WHERE IS YOUR LICENCE?

[DarkQur]

probably one of the best episodes xD

[MehProductions2000]

heard this the other night and nearly died!

"where's your licence? I issue you with licence. Five marks! 0003!"

[Akfilm92]

@MehProductions2000

yes, it's hilarious. ^_^ I'd say that it's one of the funniest and best QI moments on Series G, thus far.

[MehProductions2000]

amen!

[namakemono49]

oh god I cried (and almost choked) with laughter at Alan's license issuing!

and "THE SS!..a"

[suziepoo94]

haha!!! i love alan davies!!

[eehad]

Love it so much :)

Alan Davies is brilliant & Phill Jupitus is great in edging him on :D

[Sabor117]

I laughed so hard when I saw this I actually could not breathe

[pstannard1]

Absolutely Hilarious. Alan Davies making funny remarks on driving licenses.

"Wheres ur licence? I will issue you with a license.. 0001 Have a nice day" Sounds like Ali G