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  • arise lord plinkett

  • 0:20 Evilgasm?

  • this is what sopa gives companies. to kill all the small ones and small users.

  • He must be using Duracell batteries.....

  • If you stuck a wire up his ass you'd have UNLIMITED POWAAAAAA for all your major appliances.

  • Wow i always thought he said "Long live the sith...POWERRRR"

  • Well thats what he said... Until he got the power bill.

  • @CMDRSweeper he took a powerbill to the knee.

  • i yell this when i electricute a dragon to death in skyrim

  • He is so scary :'(

  • THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!

    *this video*

  • I was expecting Jesse to yell hat

  • ahhhhhhhhhh ftw

  • lol

  • 0:23 "hand me a tissue would you Anakin?"

  • This should be made into a motivational poster.

  • Did, did he like orgasim :D jk

  • @pablothsafetymexican Naw, that's an evilgasm

  • 0:02 nuff said

  • Using Force Lightning must feel like busting a nut. I need some of that. Fuck someone up and get off all at the same time. Can't beat that.

  • WEEEE NOW KAIBA OPEN WIDE AND SUCK ON MY OBELISK

  • This would make for a good K&Y commercial, I think.

  • FUS RO DAAAH

  • I'll be a Star Wars geek (instead of make an unoriginal joke) and just note that Sidious is barely even flexing his Force Lightning talons here to deal with the irritant Mace Windu...as we can see as he steps up a gear with Yoda later on. Even then, the beast that is Palpatine does not actually max out. Not even in his show down with Galen Marek. He loves to toy with his prey...he really is a master of the troll side.

  • Every time I use Sparks in Skyrim, I quote this.

  • @SMGKiiNG

    You're not the only one. That and the lightning scene in Return of the Jedi.

  • PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER!!!

  • @ARMIV4 Itty bitty living space.

  • skyrimmmm!!!!!!!1

  • big tits 4 ever!

  • UNLIMITED...MOOOOOOMS!!!!!!!

  • I always fall asleep after using Force Lightning.

  • Who else is here because of Jesse? (:

  • @Livy191 actually, I'm here because of thefreelanceastronauts. but I do remember that episode of jesse cox's videos :P

  • @Livy191 yeah

  • @Livy191 me

  • I say this aloud everytime I kill someone with duel weild lightning magic in Skyrim.

  • I bet he is now sick of these motha fuckin sith is this motha fuckin movie

  • im here because of jesse

  • Goodbye Samuel...I hope you burn in Hell!

  • Because of this Skyrim is the shit!!!!

  • 0:01 Unlimited...JIZZ...FAAACE!

  • You know you've been playing too much Skyrim...

  • I laughed through the whole thing. Funnier than any spoof.

  • What I felt like when I saw the steam holiday sale.

  • 0:20 <---- DId he orgasm?

  • 0:21 evilgasm

  • Am I the only one who uses this line at climax while having sex? It's a good way to get her to leave.

  • Thumbs up if you yell that each time you use Force Lightning in Tor ;D

  • @ebaay1 I can't play an inquisitor due to this...

  • @ebaay1 I do, especially after i have wrath spec. a sith assassin sneaks up to u in hutt baal, overload, electrocute, UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! "you are unbeatable!"

  • He was just sitting there, eating his muffin

  • Jesse cox was here 

  • Aaannnnddd...I'm spent.

  • I used to have unlimited power.. But then I took an arrow to the knee

  • Say what you want about the prequel trilogy, but this guy was masterfully cast and put in a great performance.

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  • UNLIMITED POOOOOOOWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHH­HHH 'Force Lightnings the next guy to use the phrase "Arrow the the knee" '

  • UNLIMIEETED.. POWUAAAAA!

  • UUNLIMITED POUWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHhhh... bleh *dead*

  • I used to be a sith lord... Then I took an arrow to the knee. :(

  • funnily enough, jim sterling brought me here. this is his new years revolution xD

  • 0:19 aarh that was great

  • 0:21 arh

  • FLOWUHHHH! CAN'T MAKE A CAKE WITHOUT FLOWUHHHH!!!!

  • What no one has an over 9000 comment!!?!? well here's my chance ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!

  • ki trem iskisito sô

  • He's having an orgasm

  • He jizzed his robe at the end there.

  • OMG!!!! and in the end like says aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh OMG

  • @0:21 wargasm

  • There's a certain pleasure in watching Samuel L Jackson getting his ass handed to him.

  • What if. Mace Windu can fly, and he's plotting revenge?

  • I used to have force lightning... then I took an arrow to the knee

  • this isss some tasty powaa

  • Yeah i yell this while playing skyrim as well

  • @SuperMicklovin so you will be downloading lightsaber mod for skyrim when it comes out? :D

  • @KennyRodrigez i would if i had pc

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  • @SuperMicklovin ohh stumbled in to console teritory

  • @KennyRodrigez lol whatever as long as u dont trash us im cool

  • @SuperMicklovin im ok with console games thou its a shame that you guyz cant mod the game :(

  • @KennyRodrigez u can with call of duty sometimes lol

  • UNLIMITED POWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

  • 2 words: UNLIMTED POWER!!!!!!

  • AKA jesse's catchphrase for skyrim

  • Jesse Cox = UNLIMITED POWER

  • Anyone else thought:-

    OMFGcata playing Skyrim: "UNLIMITED POOOOOWAAAAAAA!"

  • Sith sorcerer vs. Jedi knight......

    

  • 0:20 Powergasm ....

  • if u press much times minute 0:13 is like a laugh

  • THums up if this works: Press minute 0:12 on the red line on the video all the time and dont stop if u laugh thumbs up if u dont thumbs down

  • 0:10 One Limited Power!

  • poor samuel l. jackson :(

  • ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPE---AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • lol XD everyone should try using you tubes little snow flake filter on this video. It's quite hilarious

  • I use to shoot lightning out of my hands then I took an arrow in the knee

  • press 4 for unlimited paaaa unlimited times

  • Evilgasm!

  • "does he look like a bi POWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!­!!!"

  • And that kids, is how Shaft died

  • Obama loves saying this line

  • palpatine: AHHHHHHH!! AHHHHHHHHH AGGGHHHHGHHGHGHHGHGHGHGHIWERIH­WRIH!  *CONSTIPATION*

  • We should use him to power our cities

  • @XretardedlyawesomeX Yes, it seems we have found our renewable energy source, why didn't the scientists think of this earlier?

  • UNLIMITED... PAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAA

  • @555kl789 Heeeeeeeeeeeej

  • he really needed that day the dose of unlimited powaaaa.

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  • 0:03 Seziure

  • I used to be a jedi like you, Till i took a lightsaber to the wrist and a lightning to the everything

  • @FrozenSomber fail of a joke

  • and i thought i was the only one who had to change their pants after shooting lightning from my hands.

  • FFUUSS RROOHH DDAAHH!!!!!!!!!

  • @makemebad3452 I see you are a fan of Jesse Cox.

  • @Vattira -_______- FUS RO DAH is a common meme you idiot just someone who plays the game would know it......

  • @Tadoo121 Well who says I play the game you insolent dolt?!

  • Android, UNLIMITED POWAHHH!!!!!!!...  Unlimited Data, - Sprint.

  • i used to cast unlimited power...but then i took an arrow in the knee

  • How's that for advertising AA batteries.

  • Thumbs up if Jesse Cox plays Skyrim brought you here.

  • @MrObviousJester no I got here from one of jesse cox's old republcan videos.

  • @MrObviousJester more in star wars

  • @MrObviousJester he actually started with star wars the old republic;)

  • @801180111108 Nope he started it with skyrim before ... Beta Swtor wasn't even out yet when he started skyrim!

  • My friend didn't know why I kept saying this while using spark in skyrim xP

  • at .21 I came

  • KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!­

  • should he be oom by now =P

  • 0:21 = taking a rest break

  • LMFAO!!!

    

  • This video is why I roll a Sith Inquisitor.

  • @Felfire90 whats that?

  • Darth Sidious is the Dark Lord of the Sith. He was toying around with Mace Windu...that is how powerful he was. People bitch about how Mace was 'winning' or 'going to win'. No he bloody wasn't. Sidious was timing Anakin's arrival, threw his own lightsaber (clearly not his best lightsaber, he even had a second up his other sleeve HE COULD HAVE USED AT ANYTIME* and others stashed away in his ornaments) away and then basically did the UNLIMITED POWER thing to show Anakin why HE should join the Sith

  • @ThePalaeontologist bullshit! Mace uses VaaPad and is probably the only Jedi that could beat Yoda in a 1 on 1. His style "feeds" off of the energy of the opponent, it was DESTINY for Anakin to join the darkside but when it comes down to Sidious v.s. Windu, I am rolling with Windu....and SAY WHAT AGAIN I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!..............

  • @SkyWalkinLikeLuke um... its just a fantasy, bro. star wars is NOT, I repeat, not real.

  • @cpufightclub you shattered my entire universe :'(

  • @SkyWalkinLikeLuke Oh Vaapad....that form the Windi CO-invented and only he and 2 others could use safely for a time, these two actually ending up as Dark Jedi because of being unable to control their taste for battle and victory enough like Windu (largely) managed to? HOW is this near-dark-side form supposed to be better than Sidious's own 100% Dark side and rage driven brutal style of Juyo? How? It is the full Coke to Windus Diet Coke lol Sidious cannot be 'fed on' even with Vaapad. He EAT YOU

  • @ThePalaeontologist You are correct. An early version of the script, leaked via a demonstration of a video game, show Palpatine toying with Windu, grabbing him via the force just as Count Dooku grabbed Obi Wan, and tossing bring Windu to him for an easy kill before laughing and tossing Windu, thereby continuing the fight until Anakin arrives. Lucas wanted it to be more ambiguous--yet another Lucas mistake.

  • @kumojo7568 I know...I mean I do not get why Windu is made SO much stronger than most Jedi. Is it an attempt to hush the accusations of sci-fi racism? To bring in some black badass to make it look as though STAR WARS isn't made by people, for white people drawn mainly from ancient European fables and history...you know, involving white people? I hate how people are shit scared of making stuff just for white people. Does Lucas go into an RnB studio and demand a large white presence? Meh futile

  • @ThePalaeontologist AWW COME ON! Don't bring race into it, I have PLENTY of black friends that can chop up sci-fi with the best of them. Science fiction is not an issue of race and Windu is favored by MANY fans of all races, truth is to assume that Sidious could mop the floor with Windu REGARDLESS OF STYLE is just ridiculous. Why did he just not do it? I love them both but neither had the upper hand on either...are you telling me LUKE SKYWALKER could have beaten ANAKIN? GTFOH

  • @TheFlameOnaCandle Oh dear. An obvious idiot. In the novelisation Windu gets beaten about by Sidious and only when Anakin comes near does he pretend to be weak. Sidious suddenly had the skill to make a fool out of Yoda. In the book, Yoda even says he lost the fight before it began. Before he was born (referring to Darth Bane and the Rule of Two producing the ultimate Sith possible through brutal progressive master and apprentice duos evolving, and how the Jedi were not able to stop them)

  • @TheFlameOnaCandle Why did he not just crush Windu? Well, that would have been fucking stupid. Anakin would probably come in and go, well, nothing to do with me and run away to inform the order of what was going to happen. If Sidious's carefullly laid plans (and they are mind blowingly intricate, with a single action providing several functions) failed in a single way, it could all end in disaster for him. He planned the Clone Wars? You think Windu had a fucking clue? No. Sidious was in control.

  • @ThePalaeontologist

    I laughed, but you really should go outside sometime.

  • @OldAijo Haha I am an outdoor walker you noob

  • @OldAijo Leave him alone

    He's busy writin paragraths abut star wars, instead of taking drugs and having sex and drinkin alcohol

  • @kumojo7568 Other than this, Darth Sidious is built up across the entire SAGA and has a plot protected role in the new trilogy, because we know he goes right up to ROTJ. What impresses me most about Sidious is how he, forced to play the week old politician for decades, is able to thrash 4 Jedi Masters including Windu...who are not only powerful but experience war veterans. Windu was made stonger by the Clone Wars and still lost. Sidious had barely anything like as much fighting time, you know?

  • @ThePalaeontologist *weak old, lol not week old. that would be impressive

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  • When your powers are enough to blast Samuel L Jackson of all people to pieces, you're either really awesome or an obvious Mary Sue. Luckily, this looks to be the former.

  • Thumbs up if you specialize in lighting in skyrim because of this.

  • i must have missed something???

  • watch?v=JJGojSQusYg

  • Purchase Skyrim. Become a Mage. Dual wield sparks. Spam. Unlimited pooooooooooooower!!!!!

  • aannlimuuutiiiid poooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwww­wwweeeeerrrrrr!!!!

  • This must look ridiculous without any effects.

  • It's over 9000? (*facepalm*)

  • Jesse

  • Keep pressing 5 over and over again.

  • 5 for UNLIMITED POWAAH 8 for eh.

  • “The Constitution gives Congress broad power to regulate activities that have an effect on interstate commerce. Congress has used this authority to regulate many aspects of American life, from labor relations to education to health care to agricultural production. Since virtually every aspect of the heath care system has an effect on interstate commerce, the power of Congress to regulate health care is essentially unlimited.“

    -Nancy Pelosi

  • @paper000000 so what your saying is the people who occupied wallstreet arent really doing anything ...i agree

  • Sparks spell in two hands brought me here.

  • 0:20 I CAME

  • See this is why I cant play infamous.

  • I call this, the Power gasm.

  • so this is a parody of tom cruise killing oprah?

  • I came here cuz I'm gonna be doing this in SWTOR!!!!!

  • @tehTyrant i was going to have it where my Sith Inquisitor said it every time i used it.

  • I used to wield unlimted power, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • HAVE LIBERTY'S POOOOOWWWAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

  • Palpatine: AAAAAAAGGH!! AAAAHHHNNNLUGHMUTURGHD, PAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

    *orgasm*

  • PRUNES.... UNLIMITED PRUUUNNNESS!

  • I'm here because of the idea of a movie clip of "limited power"!:)

    And to Georgieboiable, for any positive of Skyrim comments, I give thumbs up:) The first and best till today, open world game.

    Limited poweraaarggghhhhhh!

    PS. Who makes a movie out of that?

    Cheers...

  • who thinks that starwars 3 was the lamest starwars ever?

  • @DDSproductions08 Everyone?

  • why didn't he just repeat ezekiel 25:17??

  • "Gahhh!"