The Epic Battle: Jesus vs Cyborg Satan

[Fpsrussia21]

Fu

[TheGio367]

Thumbs up if ur watching this in 2012!!

[sarahlulubells]

hey hey woah woah hey. is this a real thing!? WHAT THE FUCK.

[SmoshifyYourself]

At 0:07 I really thought it was going to be about the foot...

[GamerMatty5810]

like if you watch in 2012

[supercam1001]

This is so old and now look what they make right?

[CaliPanarica]

I thought I was in the wierd part of Youtube, but then I found out this was by Smosh...Wat the fuck...

[YoKidMomma]

Oh my god im the number one comment I think I just splooshed a little bit. Justin Bieber is Gay on this channel check it out.

[GOLDman4856]

who was the naked doll climbing over the shoe

[10thstudio]

@GOLDman4856 gi joe

[BF2FanNo1]

i just saw freddiews vid of GTA and this vid and relased smosh and freddiew have the same mouse like me :D

[rudythedog13]

4:19 CYBORG SATAN! Failure.

[deadgamer246]

does 2:00 remind you of goku

[5041gerald]

JESUS STILL WIN



[liltunechi4eva]

what the fuck?????

[xxdarknight578]

F YEAH

[xxdarknight578]

Haha

[AeriaGloris13]

And have groovie hair xD

[AeriaGloris13]

awhhh its like watching smosh protohistory, when they dunn use professional cameras to video anouncement xD

[Sergeantdl]

Good job they don't still use the crappy quality

[Hsoms22]

This was my last smosh video out of them all!

[codylramey]

Haha greased up deaf guy was a stunt man.

[Rawrzloverschu]

The fuck xDDDD

[reybeccer33]

@holderofgeass This was recorded in 2005.

[Athenagirl1113]

LOL, Legend of Zelda Rap vs. this

[holderofgeass]

240p what the hell?

[WeKillGeFT]

Smosh Came So Far i remember watching these videos with 2 friends and my brother good old times :)

[TheMargaretmaggie]

@amberstemarie I watched the Zelda video THEN this one! Vice versa lol

[TheMargaretmaggie]

Omg for a sec I thought the naked guy was gonna say " oh a hole!" and wold start humpen the shoe!!!!!!! How creepy is that!?!?!?

[Mdude667]

Those specs sound godawful nowadays.

[meimyself55]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL, I steal those things from Carls Jr. too XD

[wolverinex8]

LOL!

[fang166]

lmao :D

[Crysilia]

Unamused. -.-

[savell11]

this sucks i like the newer vidos better wayy way way better

[charlieherbert247]

@savell11 oi mate this was uploaded 7 years ago get a life

[nome106]

3:49

Canadian Jesus: How do you like those sweet moobs.

Satan Cyborg: Haha! Pretty sweet!

[Jaspercokervideos]

@nome106 He says moves.

luul

[GoatsxD]

its fuckin 1337

[Rachelwolfy246]

Acually no, 1:54

[Rachelwolfy246]

It still says F**k at 1:57

[Rachelwolfy246]

0:22 WTF?!?!?

[CipotaxLoca]

LOL wtf 

[partydevil101]

wut song is it when jesus is flying around ?????

[seanninja12]

I came back to watch this again and i still laugh at that part 5:18

[PhilliesPhanPhorever]

Jesus won.

Now watch the video.

[Jumpinjul123]

240p FTW!!!!!!!

[MyOtherUser17]

This must be the old version of Ian is bored lol

[SlightlyMakalaka]

Xbox first generation for the win

[MrLukewins]

Man, back in this time smosh was shite, now they're fucking huge

[seanninja12]

@MrLukewins WHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!! THEY WERE NEVER SHITE

[FunnyButShort]

2005 total channel views 5,000,000

2012 total channel views 1,000,000,000

[MrCookieMonster23512]

wow they have gone from this to the legend of zelda rap and more

well done smosh

[amberstemarie]

u look at this then u look at the legend of zelda video....they have come a far way :')

[123secretname]

the green bar is the power of Jesus Christ and the red of Satan

[tingleization]

lol! I am looking back now and thinking to myself, they have improved so much! I am happy for them. YAY.

[bobby97387]

i have that same keyboard



[7daysko]

0:20 look at the book...

[Allyouneedisluv1]

This is possibly one of the worst videos they made. XD How bored were they?! 

[zombiesarecool123]

@Terrenus27 they were like 17 or 18 i think

[zombiesarecool123]

ok i never thought id say this but this is tha weirdest smosh vid i ever saw XD it was preety funneh tho ^_^

[Terrenus27]

How old where they when they did this?

[Kyurem008]

@Terrenus27 18

[SGRev1]

Is the scream at 1:38 from the song "Finally Free" by Dream Theater?

Seriously, if that is not the same scream, then it sounds a lot like it.

The link to the song is right here: /watch?v=k6ZW0_jmi2Q

The scream can be heard from 4:32-4:40 of that video (not this one).

[SGRev1]

No joke; this was the first Smosh video I ever watched.

Brings back so many memories...;)

[krooshe]

lol gotta love them rocking the old skool xbox

[krooshe]

LOL gotta love the old school xbox they had..

[strikez157]

thumbs up if you're watching this in 1847

[Iluvusmosh]

thumbs up if your watching this to see what smosh's first vid was like!

[MaineDays101Cody]

thumbs up if you were stupid enough to watch the credits :P

[CaliPanarica]

Ok this is such bad quality, but its HILaroious. And it still has some Smoshy touches

[ilovemarkersXD]

@makemesick35 same!!! I thought the time had come...so now im doing it

[YoKidMomma]

Its amazing how far Smosh has came

[liltunechi4eva]

@YoKidMomma that's what she said

[strikingshadowsnake2]

this is like robot chicken

[PrayongLotus999]

@PhatmanNaction I know wat it is it was a joke

[haggismone]

That's the hardest I've ever laughed in a long time....

[1039KdInWa21st]

Alteady the third one i can't watch on my fucking iPod! WTH????!

[Akeuw]

That was a shity computer at the end...

[12dabombman]

NO ONE CARES WHAT FUCKING YEAR YOURE WATCHING THIS IN. Love this video, seriously.

[PrayongLotus999]

wtf is myspace?

[PhatmanNaction]

@PrayongLotus999 Myspace is a website like Facebook. If you don't know what I;m talking about try sighning into one.

[PhatmanNaction]

@PhatmanNaction I'm



[flipapound]

The first 'good' smosh video

[iI3ennnxD]

I find this video difficult to masturbate to

[pokegabo649]

Feel like Buzz Lightyear :)

[Starkravingcow]

This was I think their 4th video but it was here that the great comedy that is Smosh began to evolve into it's modern greatness.

[kluat99]

@Starkravingcow yes this was the 4th video

[Isolalosi123]

hahaha ^^

[videogyar2]

6years and they havent changed a bit xD

[squirrelgrrl101]

XD they had a myspace XD

[bratzgirlsrock1]

Why there so much hate? I found this hilarious XD

[RANDOMFREAKSHOWCO]

this is why I haven't subscribed.

[jasmlypp]

Ok, seriously. Live you guys, but.... WTF....

[thetransformer808]

Weirdest porn ever, by that I mean it's retarted

[AlexTheGreat1562]

omg why do peaople care so much about getting thumbs up. i mean if u really hav to ask for thumbs ups then u didnt really earn them. the only good ones to get thumbs up are the comments that dont ask for them...

[Tyman521]

I started getting emotional at 04:34

[makemesick35]

watching every smosh video.

[tweenky420]

Thumbs up if youre watching this in '11

[BMinus96]

This is what started Smosh ?

[zany46045]

Funny, but kind of offensive 'cause im catholic

[TresaMay12]

LOLWTF. xD!

[IDontNeedACat]

this is shit but i like new videos

[ThatOneThug]

Lmfaoooooooo :DD

[Fishpezloco3]

One day before this they made the most viewed eideo of their time

[Fishpezloco3]

sant believe smosh made that

[squirrelgrrl101]

How did thus smosh turn into the smosh we have today? I love you guys!

[tguy200]

this is sooooo wrong, but sooo funny

[TheExodios]

this is the oldest video on youtube <3

[12389jake]

They should do more of these!

[12389jake]

This is soo funny just for the naked G.I. Joe

[Aaron21722]

Hmmm

[Smoshish5]

Not a good camera

[tkdwarriors1]

is that a book of sex positions?

[InvaderJacs]

like one minute of jesus flying around.....

[RvGFuZe]

FULL HD POTATO

[Kryptonnn10]

Is that a book bout sex positions there?

[sessrojak]

love how anthony was trying to hold in the LOLs

[Arielce9]

i loved that filmage with 1 pixel XD

[0doughnut]

Look at how much they grew :,(

[gingerdiscotaco]

ANTHONY BETTER I LIKE

[cupcakekandii101]

haha i had to rewatch the "ahhhh my legs" part over again and again :) it just creepy how his legs twisted so much.

[4everSmoshLove]

^_^

[jaypaw11]

Cyborg Satan.... I CHOOSE YOU!!!! USE BURN IN HELL ATTACK!!!!

Jesus.... GO!!!! Use uhhh...... walk on water?

[BetaTrick]

Stop saying what year you're watching this video in, we don't care!

[TheBlackhawksown]

It's a sacrilege to tie Jesus in shoelaces and make him fly everyone knows he directed the air underneath him to appear as if he was flying but was actually floating he's the old Chris angel

[bamflbell]

Wow, this is so old! :) They were just having fun, people, stfu.

[iluvmattbomer]

so. lame.

[Alkakaizer]

i like the woosh

[Handussa]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2011

[StickGuy1994]

@Handussa Yes, 2011 BC on my iStone

[KcKeyly]

@Handussa Isn't that a dumb thing to say. Obviously it's still getting views in 2011. Stfu.

[Animallover8601]

@Handussa No im watching this in 1992

[steelplated69]

the "cyborg satan" is search man from battle network 5 team protoman. thumbs up if you noticed. ;}

[Vasquez99999]

U can see the wires when he flys

[maskinglove]

Jesus used FLY!

It's super effective!

2:01

[juliahronn]

LOL <3

[857storm]

Fuck u my God is the strongest. BITCH

[superchan51020]

Why is everyone hating this video! This is hilarious! Any real smosh fans remember this one ;D I'm glad they kept it up!

[zezimarox119]

and so it began..

[luiizitho]

EVERY SMOSH VIDEO IS AWESOME, sadly, not this one.

[littleG0330]

OMG I ALMOST CRAPPED MY PANTS AT THE NAKED G.I JOE PART!

[malcanater007]

anyone notice the dodge viper gts 02 at 2:27

[Guitaristt64]

._.

[vincent7halius]

I love all Smosh's Video, Sadly not this one :)

[lifeiscrap103]

@vincent7halius Then you don't love all of their videos. Your comment is an oxymoron.

[vincent7halius]

@lifeiscrap103 All other Videos*, What's d big deal

[lifeiscrap103]

@vincent7halius Had to point out the flaw in your wording

[SSkillaX15]

thumbs up if you saw searchman from the show megaman at 0:46

[MrFraserFilms2009]

Reminds me of a video I made when I was 11 years old, no joke.

[xxNINJAxxGIRLxx]

Not really liking this... :/

[Jixieboo300]

this still seems so epic.... even tho jesus is tied by shoelaces

[ruthlessbabee1]

0:25 deftones poster <3 <3

[nikolakistdglover]

which is the name of the song at around 02:05?

[bLankBlaNkblAnk003]

ummmmm wow ummm why?

[SuperZac8]

Wow this is crap... I mean, my sister did a better stop motion with her pet shop toys. :P

[TopTiikzMG]

lmaooo

[TheOriginalFiction]

MOBILE

[Ms5js123]

thumbs up if after you watched this, you feel like a noob

[N00bcake4life]

wow, how have i never seen these Smosh videos?

[DangerD205]

@N00bcake4life Your name explains everything..n00b

[assortedfish]

The Fall Of Troy. hahah.

[Shalor93]

What did I just see?

[quintindaman3]

This video was so 1337.

[elvemage32]

who won? im not bothering to finish it

[ePiCfAiL998]

if it was by anyone else, i would probably hate this video..but its smosh, so i love it :)

[MasterofPokemonGing]

LOL naked g i joe

[adrerick11]

0:49 jajajaja

[qwertyuiop3740]

Plz make this available for the iPhone I can't watch it cuz my computer's screwed :/

[kahminah]

Toy story soundtrack ftw ._.

[itsbenbenk]

thumbs up if u hate this video!!!!!!!!!!!!

[painzist]

whats the song called that starts on 2:00??

[MissHelen288]

this is soo bad - bit i love it cause it's smosh :3