GLaDOS hidden comments

[LankyMartian]

@Retrogamer712

Because it IS both Fun and Funny!

[funny0anime0lover]

I've heard all of these.

[ViremiChan]

@funny0anime0lover I played with Closed Captions, so I read everything

[xxxWolfbane1459xxx]

its walle! 0:46

[Clancat30]

@xxxWolfbane1459xxx

wallleeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[optionen100]

"There really was a cake "

and 60% arent hidden!

[ShadowAliea]

Look, we're both stuck in this place. I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility and one half will be where you live and I'll live in the other half. Ok, we're even now. You can stop. *drops last piece into incinerator* ARRRG I HATE YOU!!!!!

[ThiagoDragon0]

1:05 IIII HATE YOU

[leeardamer]

0:47 GLaDOS gave birth!!!? O.o xD

[NathanSchramm]

I heared theses in my game (some of them)

[mXrOgEr]

you have to change your user name lol xD

[harukagirl114]

Yes I'm still standing here.

[Jadyn1112]

I like the part where THESE COMMENTS ARE GETTING OLD.

[DuTchEr95]

press 6 is she saying: "fuck" ? lol

[MrsGLaDOS]

@DuTchEr95 She says "look"

[Retrogamer712]

Okay. Can someone tell my why this game is so loved? I played it once and it wasn't funny or fun at all. So why is Portal so loved?

[raqmarotemar17]

@Retrogamer712 because it FREAKING AWESOME maybe it isn't your kind of game

[Retrogamer712]

@raqmarotemar17 Okay i guess it really isn't my kind of game. Thanks for being polite. When i make those type of comments the fans kinda freak out on me lol. Hey is it true this game is about 4 hours long?

[raqmarotemar17]

@Retrogamer712 look i cant really tell you because i just you know played i dont like counting how much i been playing but yeah little less so PS NICE PHOTO !!

[Retrogamer712]

@raqmarotemar17 My Link avatar?

[raqmarotemar17]

@Retrogamer712 yeah i lve zelda !!

[Thingie5]

@Retrogamer712

it's AWESOME!!! :D

[MijetGummiBear]

these are just lines that werent used in portal

[PlntPeace]

I'm apologizing now for not knowing, but is the PC game different from PS3 game? I just started playing P2 four months ago (PS3) and it's now my favorite game of all time. I bought the game pre-owned, but now after seeing half these video's I'm not sure if my game is missing something, or if PC gives you more stuff to do in all the levels, or if some of these vids are even real. Can any one let me know what's up, I'm at level 8 and I have like 30% of all the trophies. Should I start over?

[Foxovsky]

@PlntPeace I think these are lines from Portal 1, that were not used in the actual game.

[Koniving]

@PlntPeace Some of these thigns are from portal 1. And so far the biggest noticable difference is that portal 2 on the PC is harder, simply because without a mod, you cannot "throw" a weighted storage cube like you can on the consoles (I know you can on the 360, which is unfair as hell, I wanted to do throwing tricks too but the PC, no matter how fast you can move and release, the cube always drops at your feet going no more than a few inches and a half-assed roll.)

[FaliusAren]

She's GLaDOS

[Super123hunter]

i heard all of that on portal

[michaelbob80]

@Super123hunter mShe said "oh, look".

[portalglitch473]

lol some are actualy in the game as proper lines

[idoify]

0:23 OMG THERE WAS A CAKE!

[TheChoasMan]

i heard all of those lines in the game -_-

ideot

[hamooodyyy]

please tell me how to hear this :3 at least the one about the, one about there really was a cake :p please

[hamooodyyy]

please tell me how to hear this :3

[emmyjoe3000]

actuallu im sitting down waiting for my half of aperture laboritories

[4nnanda]

When does She says this things?! I didn't hear that before.

[YukiChanXXD]

crap i am still standing here!!!!

[SonicXRage]

my 2 most favorite parts: tttttttttheeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrre­eeee rrrrrrrrreeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaall­llllllyyy wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaasssssssssssss­sss aaaaaaaa caaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkke and Are you still standing there!? ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE!?

[MaximumSpazzitude]

0:19 best part.

[MegaYoshiBros]

ttttthhheeeerrrreeee rrrreeeeeaaaaaalllllllyyyyyyyy­y wwwwwaaaaaaaassssssss ccccccaaaaaakkkkkkkeeeeeee

[F4fullpower]

00:47

What the hell? Random moan?

[XxTHECAKEISALIExX94]

funniest line in portal: hem hem''i don't think your going the right way. . . where do you think your going? cause i don't think your going where you think your going''GLaDOS

[CryoSoulzzz]

theeeeeereeee reeeeeeally waaaaaas aaaa caaaaaaaakeeeeeeeee.

[MegaDrLemon]

@CryoSoulzzz But there "was" a cake.

[sixfingerman68]

It makes shoes for orphans. Lolololol I remember dying when I first heard that

[TheNuber10]

WALL-E :D

[allen4725]

oh shit i was playing minecraft then i found an secret ''ruin'' then ''look we both stuck''

i pissed of



[Killbot321]

non of these were secret. you suck dude. go kill yourself with cake fatty

[AGoldSoldier]

@Killbot321 THE CAKE IS A LIEEE!!!!

[briannux]

@Killbot321 the video is a lie

[FSXflyer12]

This isn't Brave, This is a triumph I'm making a note here HUGE SUCCESS It's hard to overstate my satisfaction Aperture Science We do what we must because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead But there's no sense crying over every mistake You just keep on trying till you run out of cake And the Science gets done And you make a neat gun For the people who are still alive I'm not even angry I'm being so sincere right now Even though you broke my heart And killed me. ETC.

[Ultimauser50]

Assume the party escort submission possision? And that is?

[macekilla1]

@Ultimauser50 errr, dead. a robot in the end of portal mentions it, and it's mentioned in context to... well, dead people. totally limp=submissive. by party [i think] she means the party she talked about set after your death..... think like a computer and it makes sense e-o

[FoxyRoxyProductions]

@macekilla1 The only robost in PORTAL one is GLaDOS (the person you herd) the turrets and cores.

[macekilla1]

@FoxyRoxyProductions the thing dragging you.... maybe it was GLaDOS... idk. she mentioned it at least once.

[FunPika4]

@Ultimauser50 You lie down on your front and drop the device based on the picture of the Partygoer achievement.

[Forthelemon]

most of these aren't secret.

[TheSleepyImsomniac]

ive heard all of these during gameplay

[DrVonce]

i found....A PIECE OF CAKE......oh wait this isn't a piece of cake....ITS A PIECE OF SHIT

[klhkufghj]

туц

[MegaMan368]

There reaaallyy waaas a ccaaaaaaaaaaaake!

[superjew837]

apparently, the 6 button says look, but i dont belive it

[callmedaniel24]

some of this stuff was in portal 2 :/ when she says their really was a cake

[P0rtalPr0ductions]

@callmedaniel24 No no, that was in Portal 1

[Boneblastable]

@P0rtalPr0ductions indeed she said it at the ending with the cake you can hear GLaDOS say faintly: there really was cake



[IanEduardoMeneses]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAA

[TheSkywalker110]

1:06 aawwww she sounds happy

[Dimentio36]

She did say not to destroy testing apparatus.

In Portal Still Alive.

[scratchyoshi]

@Dimentio36 Yeah, but not that exact comment in the video. There are five used "don't destroy testing apparetus" clips in Portal. This 6th one wasn't used.

[Opticalman101]

LOLOLOL PRESS 4, 5, 6, 7 AND 8 ONE AFTER EACH OTHER SO FAWKING FUNNY!!!!!

[Paradox3333]

press 8 for ted

[littleletoni]

how are these hidden ?? i heard them all in-game

[FeeptheNinja]

Here, I'll laser a line right down the middle of the facility. You live on one half, and I'll live on the other. Okay... we're even now... YOU CAN STOP! XD Wow, GLaDOS, can you say desperate?

[MC1REACH]

put in 0:50 and think with a pervert mind xD

[SupahNickeo]

well.....it's not hidden anymore

[TheRoboSensei]

theeeeere reeeeally waaaaaaas a caaaaaaaaaaake

[BleachIBG]

All ready heard all of this in my first playthrough. -_-

[AltiasNom]

GlaDOS got 38 turrets to dislike this.

[CaptSteelskin]

HAHA 0:47 IS HILARIOUS

[ShadowkingSonic]

Their really lovers okay? Translation: FAIL!

[THEHmuwantmore]

Captions

"This is an brain, its medicare" XD

[ExtremeYaoiFanatic]

Are you still standing there!? ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE!?

[Daleprisoner]

Chell:Do you hate me?

GlaDoS:OH I HATEE YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[laxflame17]

1:05 someone has pms

[geoandbenji]

The one at 0:52 was creepy.

[superqwertyKILL]

half of this isn't hidden

[briannux]

@superqwertyKILL the video is a lie

[gamegod9000]

@superqwertyKILL

Some of it is "hidden" because it is the same words but sounds different.

[thekeyboarddude]

DID SHE SAY "F!CK"????? wow..... :D

[InvisiKidJax]

@thekeyboarddude No, she said Look :3

[thekeyboarddude]

@InvisiKidJax well i guess one hears what he wants to hear from GLaDOS :D

[Dorvakein]

GO TO :40

[zeldacraftuknow]

it makes shoes 4 orphans!

[StigVaderWho]

is this from the end where she says something too fast to hear

[MrBobereno]

ttthhheeerrreee rrreeeaaalllyy wwwaaasss aa cccaaakkkeee

[Animefanboy1010]

1:05 damn... she really hates you doesn't she?! I think this was all caused cause she was eating all that cake... i mean in Portal 2... she keeps calling you fat.... so i think.... she's a leeeeetle edgy about that...

[Bassey13455]

I heard half of these? I literally completed the game for the first time an hour before I watched this :L (I know I know something like 4 years late)

[Shizzlr12]

@Bassey13455

Yeah, i was thinking the same I just completed both of the portal games. My only guess is that the half u heard were cut out before the launch and reimplemented some patches later.

[DeSchwatzWurm]

@Shizzlr12 Yes i thought the same thing

ive been back in game and just stood in parts of it for ages to hear all the comments not all of them got in to the final cut.

[Luxai]

0:52 and onwards. Sigh... Very soothing. I'd take that half of the facility, if I can go outside now and then.

[MacOSXMason]

Okay... if the device detonated while she was holding it the Miniature Black Hole would be released. I know that the Portal Gun has a black hole because in the Aperture Boots Promo it was revealed.

[THEHELLHOUND456]

DUUUDE! nice find where she gets PIIIIISSEED!

[lileclipse2]

1:05 hidden effects of the anger core! :D

[ericklandiamix]

"This is an SOS To anyone who finds this, The Cake is a lie.Stay away from the cake."

[HyperShadic89]

There is a way to hear all of these in the game. I don't know how..I think it's just by chance. like Francis' rare "I hate-insert object here-"s.

[Roman8880]

guys the I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU is not from portal prelude its from original portal and its USED in portal prelude GUUYS GET A LIFE and btw 0:50 is orgasm AHhh

[keyofAlover]

you're username is a hidden message.

[44trinity]

you shouldn't say we didn't hear them. Cuz some people did, and i for sure heard half the quotes.....

[theoldcape]

00.45 best bit

[Flankoful]

*Anger Core Activated* GRRRRRRR!! I HATE YOOUUUU!!!!!!!!

[killerblocks]

i loled when she said "aaaaaaaaaa"

[zabthekabbit]

i heard soem of these in the game...

[RockXIII]

@zabthekabbit

Read the beginning of the video.

[profblahson]

I'm surprised she gave you half the facility to live in

[ILiveForCommenting]

Read the tags for a surprise...

[scratchyoshi]

Some of these I hear during the final boss.

[coolanthony57]

some are animated and put together

[ToaFeliax]

i have heard these while i played... so yea

[usaginekozumae]

@ToaFeliax So did I...some of them, I didn't hear; or it's different than what was in-game. Maybe it's from a different release? Like, European Release or sommething

[zeth1952]

rauurauuu I ruaaa hate rau you! O.O

[joyman4321]

i loled when i herd her said theeererrreee wwwaaasss aaa cccaaakkkkeee

then i saw the cake a went FUUUUUUUu!!!!

[Squeredead]

weyrhwieur wgmeirywgeiiwue gmweurg I HATE YOU = Portal Prelude

[XxXChachamaruXxX]

i dont know what other ppl say but i think this is real i never heard these comment before...maybe its cause i have the orange box vesion?

[xDrickk]

HEEURRUGHHHH I HATE YOUUU

[Nikiudel]

Maybe it's the things YOU didn't hear. These were everywhere.

[ginge57]

what the

[r3nni32000]

yes fook you. xxxxxxxxxx

[Momo5775]

"You can't hurt me" ... Shepard

[wontmakeorbreakme]

I heard all of these things... Do you play on mute

[AMORDEGENERATE]

UURRRGHHHGHI HATE YOU .

[creeperpumpkin]

0:51 it sounds like she said: ah, fuck.

[sonicguy1000]

@creeperpumpkin She...she did say that o.e

[Pichulover98]

where is 0:52 from?

[ryeabowser]

1:06 Thats from Portal Prelude you idiot -.-

[Detachstudios13]

@ryeabowser Well dont get angry. Although you are right when she is real pissed off at Abby

[ryeabowser]

@Detachstudios13 Im not anrgy,Im just saying this isnt anything hidden

[HugeGiantMan]

@ryeabowser Maybe because Portal Prelude took it from Portal's files, /you idiot/ 

[ryeabowser]

@HugeGiantMan ....

[ARC07693]

@ryeabowser That isn't from Portal Prelude, it's in the original game files. It was just /used/ in Prelude.

[CheshireLite]

@ryeabowser That does appear in Portal Prelude, but it does play at a point in the original game as well.

[ryeabowser]

@CheshireLite Portal Prelude actually IS the original!And VAVLe didnt make it...After it got extremly popular and loved VAVLe turned it into a mod and then remade the game "Portal"

[CheshireLite]

@ryeabowser .. Wow, conspiracy theory much? Valve made the original Portal after a game that some students were making called "Narbacular Drop". Portal Prelude was, in fact, a mod made by some fans of the game.

[ryeabowser]

@CheshireLite VAVLe made Portal prelude into a mod,Portal Prelude used to just be "Portal"

[CheshireLite]

@ryeabowser Where did you hear all of this?

[ryeabowser]

@CheshireLite I heard it from some Wikis,And VAVLe also said it

[CheshireLite]

@ryeabowser One: Wikis are not trustworthy. Two: What the fuck is a VAVLe?

[ryeabowser]

@CheshireLite Your a noob,VAVLe created Portal(The Remake)

[CheshireLite]

@ryeabowser Yes, and you can't spell worth a shit. :3

[ryeabowser]

@CheshireLite Get a life -.-

[darkjedi327]

@ryeabowser or at least.. half life :D

[ryeabowser]

@darkjedi327 :D

[ARC07693]

@ryeabowser I don't wanna butt in, but it's Valve, not VAVLe.

[ryeabowser]

@ARC07693 I dont know why i keep calling it VAVLe,Lol!And yes it is called "Vavle"

[ARC07693]

@ryeabowser It's "Valve." "Vavle" is not a word.

[ryeabowser]

@ARC07693 I have a stupid keyboard :P

[ARC07693]

@ryeabowser Ah. XD

[ryeabowser]

@ARC07693 Never buy a keyboard from ebay! XD

[jimpa103]

i heard (almost) everything in this 1

[Dvheereveld]

THE CAKE IS... A... LIEEEEE!

[saranpat87]

i hate you sentence come from portal prelude

[DerpBox]

IT MAKES SHOES FOR ORPHANS 8D

[superjew837]

i raped the 6 button!!!

[marcoooootje1]

@superjew837 Fuck!

lol

[carnyzzle]

"What did I ever do to you?"

YOU STILL HAVEN'T GIVEN ME MY DAMN CAKE BITCH

[mikeyboyohio]

@carnyzzle YOU MADE ME KILL THE DAMN CUBE!

[Tibiademon555]

@carnyzzle I'm not sure you'll want that cake once you know the recipe o_e

[MaitlandJones]

@carnyzzle Thats coz you didn't wait to get escorted to the party!111!!!!1!!!!