"theres a nun in there?" "sorry im serving, "oh youre playing tennis?", sorry im goin to hang you, i mean hang up, "oh you agree with capital punishment?". genius quick wit, morris for god!
"Have you got some newspapers there? Yes, what's the lead story please?" Oh Christ Morris. "I suppose the top story will be reflected across the board." "Now Germany Retaliates, is it? I respect your lack of speculation on that part. Oh, you've got a nun in there? What is she made of?" Oh sweet Jesus I am actually aching. Fuck. I wanna drink with this guy.
"I respect that lack of speculation on your part. I know many news organisations which would've not have been able to resist the temptation to speculate..."
Does anyone remember the Pot Noodle advert the guy who's talking with Chris Morris did? (In thick Welsh accent) "Gorgeous--not gorgeous". I can't think of his name but he was in few Day Today's and On The Hour's. I'll look his name up.
@comanchio1976 There's already a clip of Morris and Cook talking, I'm guessing that was from the radio show. It was on youtube, not sure if it still is but it's worth looking for
@MrZuccy With Peter Cook as Sir Arthur Streeb Greebling if I'm not mistaken. Classic radio with Morris mentioning that Cook was on death's door and Cook actually dying a few months later. I particularly liked the bit about his dad putting him in prison as a young child and him being stuffed down an adult's trousers because he had no clothes of his own. Had me laughing out loud quite heartily.
The other voice is Pete Bainham?
Phavonic 4 days ago
please?
bumbandit007 3 weeks ago
Hilarious, the ending was solid gold. Anyone know if this was improvised or scripted?
musicstoner 1 month ago
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mindydrummer 3 weeks ago
I sound like this oops people dont always laugh .
joebstarsurfer 1 month ago
Live from the scene;
julianulriksen 1 month ago
"theres a nun in there?" "sorry im serving, "oh youre playing tennis?", sorry im goin to hang you, i mean hang up, "oh you agree with capital punishment?". genius quick wit, morris for god!
pprysb 1 month ago
"Chris...." "Just SHUT UP!"
LizaLips1 2 months ago
Hattie Cursey brought me here.
Marcsafon 2 months ago
is this from on the hour?
blindkingmusic 3 months ago
@blindkingmusic I'm pretty sure it's not. I could be wrong though. Sorry, that's not really that helpful is it? Oh well.
Matthewkilb 3 months ago
foot fault!
simontist 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
"That particular story." "You're gonna hang me!" "Thanks for that report, we'll hear from you at ten thirty!"
sasquash12 4 months ago 4
@sasquash12 so you agree with capital punshment then? He's a genius! lol
danielspital 3 months ago
Those... STIFFOS!
sasquash12 4 months ago 2
"Have you got some newspapers there? Yes, what's the lead story please?" Oh Christ Morris. "I suppose the top story will be reflected across the board." "Now Germany Retaliates, is it? I respect your lack of speculation on that part. Oh, you've got a nun in there? What is she made of?" Oh sweet Jesus I am actually aching. Fuck. I wanna drink with this guy.
sasquash12 4 months ago
lol the Newsagent going "I'm going to hang you now" instead of hang-up ...aww pressurised strangers xD
Destro7000 4 months ago
lol i respect your lack of speculation..i just blew out the newsreader because i hated his arse..foot fault.
peterpeterxxo 4 months ago 2
Beastie boys
Etcher 4 months ago
can anyone name the track chris uses at a music-bed underneath from 2:29 ?
Thanks
daManDRAK 4 months ago
news agent new now thats proper news
joebstarsurfer 5 months ago
Unbelievable.
NothingToCompareItTo 5 months ago
Might help to abolish the conference element right now.
kaneswhitlock 5 months ago 4
Bloody Guitar!!
JoeMX05 6 months ago
Foot fault
cjcardiff 6 months ago
Hahhahahahahah!!!!!!!! Rapier wit.
DiarmaidGNR 6 months ago
"I'd rather hear the news from a newsagent - have we got one?" lmao.
MuntucoGer1 6 months ago
nuns? tenis? geez! he is amazing xD
derangedband 7 months ago
"I respect that lack of speculation on your part. I know many news organisations which would've not have been able to resist the temptation to speculate..."
ettlz 7 months ago
LOLLLLL THIS IS AMAZING XD
"What? Are you playing tennis?" good shit Chris xD
NOSFERATUalu 7 months ago
His mind is unbelieveable.
Shazbut01 7 months ago
"live from the scene"
wufrudelu 8 months ago
oh ur playing tennis?
greyvoid 8 months ago
Peter Baynham?
spoitguitar 9 months ago
"I've got none in here."
"You've got a Nun in there? ...What's she made of?"
Destro7000 9 months ago 5
Those stiffos ahaha
DarkAndMartyr 10 months ago
live from the scene
twoflow 10 months ago
What's she made of?
thejohnbode 11 months ago 2
"You're gonna hang me ? Do you agree with capital punishment ?"
checkoutgirl 1 year ago
Does anyone remember the Pot Noodle advert the guy who's talking with Chris Morris did? (In thick Welsh accent) "Gorgeous--not gorgeous". I can't think of his name but he was in few Day Today's and On The Hour's. I'll look his name up.
vollsticks 1 year ago
@vollsticks His name is Peter Baynham.
checkoutgirl 1 year ago
@checkoutgirl That's the one! I couldn't be bothered to go through a load of videos to find his name in the credits...thanks!
vollsticks 1 year ago
abolish the conference element - wise words
ryanbrownnew 1 year ago
Always ask what the nun is made of.
antmartainexperience 1 year ago
FOOT FAULT!
manbeast567 1 year ago
This video inflicted a laughter-related injury to my person. I want to initiate legal action over the line "You've got a nun in there?".
LukeShoveller 1 year ago
HES SO F*CKING FUNNY !!
shahjahan93 1 year ago
Sorry I'm serving, sir.
Oh, you're playing tennis?
No I'm serving, sir.
Foot fault!
eezysqueezy 1 year ago 3
Thanks for the upload! Hopefully Morris will be remembered in years to come as one of the true greats of comedy, alongside the likes of Peter Cook.
That "every-time you see a MacDonalds you stand up" line cracks me up every time!
comanchio1976 1 year ago 15
Funny you say that. You know he did a radio show with Mr Cook.
MrZuccy 1 year ago
@comanchio1976 You know he did a radio show with Mr Cook.
MrZuccy 1 year ago 3
@MrZuccy I didnt thanks for the info! would've loved to have heard that show!
comanchio1976 1 year ago
Keep 'em peeled. One of the interviews is on it's way.
MrZuccy 1 year ago
@MrZuccy I will cheers!
comanchio1976 1 year ago
@comanchio1976 There's already a clip of Morris and Cook talking, I'm guessing that was from the radio show. It was on youtube, not sure if it still is but it's worth looking for
warriorofwrestling 1 year ago
@warriorofwrestling Yeah someone else pointed that out and even uploaded the clip, which I've since heard/viewed. Thanks anyway though!
comanchio1976 1 year ago
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checkoutgirl 1 year ago
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@MrZuccy With Peter Cook as Sir Arthur Streeb Greebling if I'm not mistaken. Classic radio with Morris mentioning that Cook was on death's door and Cook actually dying a few months later. I particularly liked the bit about his dad putting him in prison as a young child and him being stuffed down an adult's trousers because he had no clothes of his own. Had me laughing out loud quite heartily.
checkoutgirl 1 year ago
Jeez, at the end there, Morris is freakin' QUICK on his feet
JBnut 1 year ago 43
Foot falt!
MrZuccy 1 year ago
@MrZuccy That's all very well, but what WAS the nun made of?
comanchio1976 1 year ago
That would be speculating.
MrZuccy 1 year ago 2
fucking genius!
blurring the line between reality and fantsy, surrealist wonderment!
falamble 1 year ago
You're going to hang me?
Dansonism 2 years ago 2