Starcrash hasselhoff lightsabre battle

[DiscoSystemz]

traaaaash

[fr3d420]

shit was so gay.

[fiscornioman]

Eyeliner overdose.

[DanimationMovies]

David Hasselhoff fighting a stop motion robot in outer space with a lightsaber while wearing eyeliner.

Just casually.

[watchingmind]

@NuttersForFraggle

oh. i'm sorry. next time I will send you a drawing. some people just understand things only in the situation when they see it as a drawing.

[watchingmind]

@NuttersForFraggle

really? oh, what a shame, what a mistake. i'm so sorry for x-posting. wait, i can delate it. maybe i will be social rehabilitated, if i do that. i hope youtube will have enough memory capacity.

[watchingmind]

don't hassle the hoff.

[unfa00]

"look out!" "ha!" WHAT THE HECK!?!?

[pbonney]

I think David Hasselhoff has been taking eye makeup tips from that girl that makes several appearances in the action sequence giving worried looks.

[whigfarm]

don't hassle the hoff

[KingJuanos]

wow... apparently pushing over sward weilding robots makes them blow up. design flaw.

[Ken11369]

0:26 - Pretty sure he takes a sword to the face.

[hiblinist916]

And to think, this Space Swashbuckler grows up to give Spongebob a ride to Bikini Bottom...

[BARCACROSSESTHEALPS]

...must own...

[daneviler]

The HOFF STRIKES BACK!

[ExtremeBogom]

This is my kind of movie!

Anyone comparing this to star wars should be shot.

It's pure thrills.

Leave your brain at the door, and just have some fun.

[weldonwin]

@ExtremeBogom This was made the year after Star Wars and even namechecks it on the back of the box. Sorry man, but the comparisons are obvious

[ExtremeBogom]

@weldonwin

No....really?

You don't say.

[Egglesplork]

_____I HATE space-operas. Most every other sci-fi book or movie set in space is never complete without a freakin' SWORD-FIGHT. They've got warp drives. They've got robots. But somehow, they DON'T have weapons that have been existance since the 14th century A.D. WHAT THE HELL! Here's an idea for all of those space-morons: hollow out a metal tube, put some combustable powder in it, put in a metal ball, and set a SPARK to it. Or, at least make a bow and some arrows! Freakin' noobs.

[pbonney]

@Egglesplork Hey, swords are used to give a movie a dramatic, swashbuckling feel. It also makes that robot look completely ridiculous.

[Egglesplork]

@pbonney

_____Too right, dude... I'd also dare add that just adding Hasslehoff to ANYTHING nowadays is enough to make it ridiculous. He was in Knight Rider. He was in Baywatch. Neither of those things are high-classed products of Western drama. He'll be accompanied by a laugh track for the rest of his acting life--ESPECIALLY after that drunk hotel-burgers incident.

[dmace81]

That one guy has a giant nose. lol The chick is smokin hot. :) Earlier in the movie shes wearing something that looks like sex slave outfit. lol.

[dmace81]

That one guy has a giant nose. lol

[dragmio]

There are two male lead characters with curly hair??? LOL

[Dyli]

@dragmio Yes, it makes the film very confusing, especially since there are scenes where Hasslehoff wears a mask.

[coverdale20]

This is so fuckin' bad, that its actually kinda good.... Lame effects, unintelligible cinematography, my lord....

[nmatech]

This robot looks a little bit anorexic. :)

[cmsahe]

David Hasselhoff inspired a Sith Lord for a star wars comic book series. I have a trading card with the art of this series.

[Platschheimer]

whos the dude that looks like brian may?

[Mutebirdsong]

Marjoe Gortner

[108Stars]

This scene is unrealistic. Like the Hoff couldn´t defeat a big robot in a sword duel. He could do that with his hands tied behind his back! :D

[smoothmove]

everybody fun time everybody sunshine

[weebie2]

Never laughed so hard in my life!

[pacoenfadonha]

I don´t get it. Hasselhoff is fighting this apperently imortal robot like crazy... Then this dude pushed it, and it totally exploded!

[Kizor]

Sir, you don't understand what kind of logic Starcrash uses.

Later in the film there's a space battle where the good guys shoot torpedoes at the bad guys' ship, the torpedoes crash in through the windows and men with guns jump out.

And then everything explodes. That's what kind!

[tennysontableau]

Our hero is obviously a master from the Shuv School of Martial Arts.

[actionsauce5]

Epic remark, that one.

[imperialpod]

'You see the force surrounds us, binds us, penetrates all living things'

'Failing that you could always push the bastard'

[teeelo]

at 0:26 he totally should have died man.

Totally.

[Neofran15]

I'm sorry, you spelled lightsaber wrong

[Campernicus]

Did that guy explode when he hit the robot?

[deangestner1960]

I thought that was david hasselhoff ! i HEAR HES BIG IN GERMANY. probably where he learned his swordsmanship at heidelberg. j/k

[MrWolf316]

Holy Crap, the Hoff with a lightsaber?

I never saw this movie, but how the hell did it fail. It had THE HOFF with a lightsaber.

I'm being sarcastic, this movie just looks hilariously bad.

[AIJoe]

0:30 she totally wants the Hoff.

[eaneani]

Respect THE HOFF lol...

[PizzaMista]

fail

[RangeofMotion]

Wow, Hasselhoff could have out metrosexualed Brad Pitt and Zach Efron back then.

[CadenceBlue]

LOOK OUT! The Tin Man is after you LOL!

[nsputnik]

Bummer, I can't find this on Netflix.

[soundbeans]

It's on youtube in like ten parts

[cathkin33]

caroline munros eyes are beautiful ....second only to kate bushs!

[jjws]

how did he know the robot's one weakness? (being pushed over)

[override367]

If the robot's sword is strong enough to stop a lightsaber then why didn't they just build the robot out of whatever the sword is made of

[mpodo]

if it's so easy to tackle, why didn't tehy do that from the beginning?

[wolffsrevier]

HA HA! Great stuff!

[thedoubledollarman]

WTF!!!!

if tht was a lightsaber then this fight wouldve been over in a heartbeat

wtf is this

[iloveapm]

hahahaahhaha made my day

[MusicalDudeMayhem]

at 0:26 Hasselhof gets nailed in the face. It's a moral victory for the robot!

[crmantao]

WTF!

[Inferno222222]

I'm not your buddeh friend!

[nma52b1]

What the hell just happened?

[evergreen976]

...ezt komolyan gondolták?...

:)))

[Rawd1976]

TWO HASSELHOFFS? That's IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

[Adrianrulz]

This came out when I was 8 and I never got to see it. All my friends said it was good. I'm glad I saved my money. Although I'd see it just for Caroline Munroe!

[MALOSINZ]

Damn Straight! She was one of the hottest women ever IMO to grace the screen. :)

[Toomnyusernae]

Thanks for saying who the lady was, she's a babe in this film it seems <@_@)

[Leigh0123]

0:42 WTF!?

[borgduck]

The Hoff in a lightsabre fight with a cartoon character??? talk about an interesting time to be stoned...

[roboogfoo]

atyaúristen

[BBQGrillmaster]

Even in the future, people are stupid. LOL

[sigpl75]

far out! I saw this film as a kid. you really cannot expect more from a classic movie like this. thanks for posting.

[keithabt]

The Hoff was rockin' a serious "Fro" back then wasn't he??

[Adom]

When the robot "explodes" does it sound like R2D2? Did they get the droid's voice box when they bought the light saber from Skywalker?

[kdawg68]

Classic clip.

Hasselhoff + Lightsaber = priceless

[FLORENT2222]

il y avait un concours de brushing ou quoi ??!

[Limecapp]

is he wearing eyeliner?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[sTeVie4TV]

@Limecapp Just a touch. A touch too much.

[666Mandalorian]

The Chosen One?????

"nooooooooooooooooooooooo"

jajajajajajajaja

shi ty

[snoremonsters]

do any of hasselhoff's movies or music videos get made with something other than a 5 and dime camcorder? they are amusing though. call the europeans

[Rendicsek]

lolololololol eyeliner :D

[deadenddrivein]

"not hasselhoff, that's marjoe gortner"

dude, no offense, but you really need to get your shit together.

anyhow that was a real close shave there for the hoff. i seriously thought he was done for. i just thank god that he's still alive and able to wear eye liner.

[hugeackman]

"i just thank god that he's still alive and able to wear eye liner."

damn skippy.

[GeneralOlde]

00:25 - Hasselhoff blocked the blade with his face! Didn't even scratch him either!

00:42 - ROFLMAO!!! XD

[ksnuts]

00:42 - I just pissed me pants!!!! ROFLMAO!!! The best damn scene EVER!!!

[gleebolt]

Ok one question.. why didn't he just use his sith powers & just zap the robot w/the electrical bolts from his fingers?

[julieduke]

Where do you find this movie at?

[HappiGermani]

I cannot stop laughing! stop it ! stop it!!!oh my god...nooooo!

[SadistcSweethart]

Did anyone else notice how he blocked the sword with his face?

[JohnnyAndTheDead]

The Hoff was in Starcrash :  imdb /name/nm0001327/

[utubepunk]

KITT- I NEED YOU, BUDDY!

[drbotanus]

Dont hassel the hoff man. The real amazing thing here is that Majoe Gortner is an action hero.

[kliide]

I'll be ashamed if I'm right, but isn't this Star Crash?

[jrshull]

not hasselhoff, that's marjoe gortner

[benjaminthefox]

So, uh, why did it explode?

[mhirtes12]

Nice Jedi moves there, Boner.

[dasrobs]

yeah - told ya never to hassel the HOFF!

[gmillerd]

Right at the 25th second, the droid gets david with a unguarded swing. Horrible editing mistake.

[Gorpik]

A mistake? David can bear that and more!  He is immortal!

[wowt]

Get a life. David is god.

[elquetemonta]

Yeah