Japanese Toilet......wow

[ACoustaDC]

bidet.... google

[cdh4099]

although america has a lot of things to complain about, the simplicity of their shitter vs the japanese ones is preferred in my book :D

[GODismyPENIS]

Don't need all this fancy shit. Just want an American toilet to shit and be on my way.

[666TECHNO666]

if in doubt just shit on everything

[o4heavensake]

Okay, no more vaccines or fluoride for this guy. lmao!

Okay... the flush button is for the toilet not the SINK!

...and the thing you wanted to poop in is a urinal.

For Pete's sake!

[jorrdielad]

why have a stand up "thing for people to poop in" in a disabled toilet. i thought the whole point of disabled toilets was for people who are confined to wheelchairs?

[xXUSMCGRIFFXx]

The shitter looks like a sink, the sink looks like a shitter. DAMN IT JAPAN, WHY IS ALL OF YOUR SHIT BACKWARDS!!!

[TheZorseWhisperer]

I surprised theres no sea shells.

[technicalman]

@TheZorseWhisperer I still don't know how the three seashells thing is supposed to work. lol

[svnelvn]

So it's people like you who keep shitting in school urinals!

[2121MrPdaddy]

0:12 it looks like a toilet AND a sink

[paulvenkman]

*Sees 4 toilets in one bathroom*

*Mind-blown*

[Bram7Lawliet]

is also like vending machine toilet

[jpb123km]

the first thing was a shower not a sink the thing nere the toilet was a washer for your ass the thing in the far end ner the baby thing was a sink ok happy to help ok

[cryoes]

That thing is not for standing and shitting, it is for cleaning your asshole after you take a shit so you dont get a rash.. way better then wiping it all around and spreading shit everywhere.

[nuorangejapan]

Lol...dude :) This washroom is excessive.

[andy2964]

it is a handicap stall. Possibly for people who have to poo but cannot sit or stand on their own? I am intrigued as well. This is why the states are failing...we need more advanced shitters as well as smarter people to "run this bitch"

[TaroHitachi]

--The first sink with the pink liquid soap dispenser is a sink for baby diaper changing & for cleaning off babies. Handicapped bathrooms get used more for diaper changing than by the handicapped.

--Next is a Japanese squirting toilet with a heated seat & blow drying function.

--Lastly, is a small hand washing sink. The row of buttons above sink control the Japanese bidet toilet.

--Other buttons on the walls sound an alarm for help, etc.

--Such toilet layouts often confuse Japanese too.

[iTheGeek]

@TaroHitachi Your comment should be in the top instead of alton's useless comment. I wonder why stupid comments always get the top. And now if you'll excuse me I'll click on the world of warcraft video right next to this box. I miss WoW :(

[KillerWalrus2845]

@TaroHitachi There have been many times an alarm for help would of been a lifesaver whilst I shit

[Bjgemini524]

@TaroHitachi SHIT I GOT STUCK IN THE TOILET!!! HELP!!!!!

[aznrazorex]

below me = degenerates

[eLLriDe420]

@aznrazorex you= fail

[TheAirwavess]

hmm its used to wash your rear better than paper and cleaner you can find this stuff on 5* hotels also and everywhere in middle east

[GameDoctor21]

wtf

[allabtMando]

Where do I shit?! Good God someone help me! lol

[SickSh0ck]

meanwhile in africa...

[MarcoYau3]

Is all this shit really necessary? I mean who the fuck wanna stand up and shit?!?!?!?!

[andrewliguori]

sex



[Heromedic18]

Now compare that to a chinese hole in the ground...

[TheShinigami29]

my friend almost took a piss in the starbucks hand dryer in japan.....

[mr8bittunes]

See yooo laytaaar

[BRADZSTUFF]

Earthhhhhquaaaaaak!!!!

[AbbottoirG]

Foowish amewican!!

[skullkidzzz]

that's not a sink?! :O @ 0:09

lol japan never gets old they always have something weird :)

[Only100Letters]

fucking werid japs

[ColdAsAWitchesTit]

I took a shit once while standing up ........ not pretty! : (

[wtf000000000000]

this is the first time i don't know how to go to the washroom myself lol

[WhosFraser]

The but spray is used to clean your but after you poo/get it dirty.

[billtom19473y6fnfhg]

That's a weird Japanese toilet I live in Japan and never seen that usely the last sink with the butt spray is on the toilet on this one I think you do your business in the normal toilet than spray your ass with the small sink and wipe dry

[mushroomshrub]

And... I can't stop thinking of the first episode of panty and stocking with garterbelt. XD

[HindleCBA]

I don't think I would go in a Japanese bathroom I'm afraid I would poop in the sink and I would probably wash my hands with the water that's cleans your butt

[aaron9099]

If Bill Gates watched this video he would be like "HUH! I MUST HAVE IT!"

[ALGfunk]

1st one is baby ass washing sink

[MrPeVille]

Lol, nice video(:

[caspermayne]

You're surrounded by toilets, be aware they can vomit

[durtygrrrl]

I think that last one might be some kind of bidet...maybe.

[thegeni3]

someday.... someday i will see your face

[PrivetCyan]

*walks into stall*

Me: which one? well probably this one

*walk out feeling smart*

Random guy: did that guy just shit in the sink?

[Purrrsuasive1]

@PrivetCyan Ha ha ha ha so true!

[jonk970]

looks like useless over engineering to me

[coloricanking]

one of them is a vomit bowl. I just know it

[permedmammoth]

Are you sure you can poop into every bowl in that room? It doesn't seem logical.

[hollywoodchags]

check out our channel personally I like the basketball one but hey

[flamin87]

Went to Japan a while back. Was at a bar drinking, needed to use the bathroom. Everything was fine until I tried to find the flush. Was there for a good 10 minutes looking around scratching my head then I decided to give up. Then it flushed!! It used some type of sensor that will only flush when you leave the room!  Felt so stupid\

[MattApril]

@flamin87 Lol, these are everywhere where I live. I once used one that was broken and kept flush over and over again if you were near the sensor. Everyone in the bathroom probably thought I was taking a major dump and flushing to prevent a clog.

[wtf000000000000]

@flamin87 lol good man, at least you tried to flush, not like some asshole who leave there shit in the toilet

[MrSlowestD16]

You should see the old style Japanese toilets, that's what I had to use on the subways and stuff when I spent some time in Japan...yeaaaaaa - needless to say, I managed to go from place with real toilet, to place with real toilet every time I had to shit.. I was NOT about to use this:

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[alton956]

I'll stick to my good ol' outhouse.

[Shoorty02]

@alton956

redneck ? :))

[OMGLS1]

Yeah, I'd probably just end up pushing buttons until i figured out what did what.

[RTGROY]

mordeth13 pooping into the bidet again

[GroovyLoveChild]

the first 1 is probly a urinal/ dick washing sink just incase you have been masturbating on the plane like i do. thats obviusly what they expect because the even give you a little bag for all your seman and sticky tissues :)

[Fotoez]

Is there an instruction manual on the door for all that equipment? If I walked into all that Id probably crap in the trash can cuz the other stuff looks too technical.

[crazekook1]

wow. that 'Shit' looked confusing lol. I would just stand in the middle, spin in circles and shoot my pee gun into everyone just to make sure I got it right. (; vivalamerica!!!!!

[000haker]

id be like " PRESS ALL DA BUTTONS!!!!!!"

[Kjetilaf]

haha :D ''See you next time'' :p

[Headroom1001]

A butt spray button is cool.

[NicThatRussianGuy]

m13, you've stepped into the rectum examination room. Please, have a seat on the sink, if you can find it.

[matt46vale]

and whats wrong with toilet roll



[soheilrnr]

i feel sorry to take a shit to such a clean toilet.. ;P

[SuperRorylewis]

You might as well shit in the normal toilet

[MechRider89]

Japanese obviously put high tech into everything wow!

[WHALEHUNTERGATHERER]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA THIS IS TOO FUNNY!!!

[bloodriotiori]

i like my American toilet...where 1 button flushes my pee and my poop, and i turn a handle and make water come out to wash my hands lol. Why does everything in Japan have to be so complicated?! WHY CAN'T I JUST SHIT SIMPLY!?!

[gratex]

@bloodriotiori anything more complicated and your nation would descend into chaos

[222Randomness222]

@gratex normally i'd deny that, but I dont think I have the grounds to. Though I'm ready to learn how to use this potty all by my self (yes, that was supposed to be a joke)

[bloodriotiori]

@gratex true, though i'm thankful we at least have brushing our teeth down to a relatively easy science ;)

[SexyToshi]

Heated toilet seats are pretty much standard over there in Japan and nothing new butt bidet are originated in France I think

[ebenson914]

Who knew pooping could be so complicated??

[wordreet]

From the right. Seems to me like, bidet, toilet including disabled handwashing, regular basin.

[kennyfeatlenor]

Ahahhahah!!! "BUTT SPRAY" feel yor self washed)))

[MAH92x]

you wash your hands in the urinal!!

[yegrasil]

The first 1 you c is somthing to wash yourself, the second 1 is the toilet, the thirt 1 is to pee in and the thing with the mirror above is to wash your hands i would be guessing :)

[daewooparts]

with all that fancy complacated toilets ,it would just be easyier to take a crap in the sink !!!

[morgansssss]

i recently went to Thailand and there isn't toilet roll in most places just a hose pipe. i didn't think much of it at first. but after blasting my arse hole a few times i realised its the way forward. I'm now getting a pipe installed so i can blast away at home.

[doveign]

@morgansssss "blast away" sounds so nasty :P

[EntmootNC]

Why id you choice to go work in Taiwan instead of South Korea or Japan? Is there a video about or something?

[kozes]

yesss!!!!!! 'see you next time!"

[theapein]

omg I would just wash my hands in something that supposed to wash my butt without noticing it...

[harryowen16]

your son is the cutest kid ever!!!

[LilSharpie1]

I'd never thought i'd say this on an M13 video but, I'm in the wierd part of youtube again o.0

[TheMightyDahQ]

This is why im never going to china cuz u never know if you're pissing in a urinal or a sink

[KulaginDenis]

@TheMightyDahQ Hello, American!

[TheMightyDahQ]

@KulaginDenis ....Im American? Since when?

[BlackPoison2010]

@TheMightyDahQ since you are putting the Japanese in the same place with the Chinese.

[stevey2020]

I can just imagine the toilet attendant walking in .... "Hey man, why are you shitting in the sink?"

[marino4691]

Aliens!

[wa67jr]

Uber toilet?

[Schaaf]

oh lord, just yesterday YouTube recommended some old M13 video, where he was inspecting a Taiwanese toilet. Now this. My brain is full of shit.

[otters4455]

Haha yes, you made as the outro!!

[kristianfogdal]

i eated when i saw this o_O

[FabrezeFRESH]

Its for people who normally would stand up to wipe their ass.

[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

Musta had fun in there!!!

[jonathanyip343]

See you next time JD!

[MirandaSour]

so i'm honestly curious as to which one you decided to poop in.

[simon44]

I only had a hole to use in Vietnam and its the same in India. This is an upgrade.

[bfudge85]

i am confused. i would have better luck shitting in the corner of the bathroom than to figure out which one to use.

[EmoSupernova]

The smaller one is a bidet i'm pretty sure.

Notice how the hole isn't made for poop to go through. Good indicator imo~

[Dervishpkr]

Silly M13, you should know all Asians piss in the soup...

[daddyoca69]

heh



[mendozacheers]

If I would be drunk, I would be Soo confused that I would end up peeing on the floor. Followed up by a vomit and eventually some poop as well.

[LordSear]

Kinda cool actually

[plym0uth2]

got to give m13 credit . because he makes a good effort to answer peoples questions . i couldent emagin trying to sort through all these

[InfernoCorpHQ]

i can just imagine myself pissing in the sink by accident by being confused on which one do to and like someone just opens the door and stares at me for a couple of minutes wondering why im pissing in a sink

[67kneil]

I'm excited. So many choices

[Poodleinacan]

It's pretty clustered in there

[WalkingDeadFlyer]

Oh M13, I missed you so much!

[merameshi]

My ass feels cleaner just looking at this video :p

[carlson197]

That's crazy!

[1775edde]

xD you really used the Idea of the guy who commented on your last vid.

[darkeyce02]

oh shit lol i would use all three of them.

[tomp45]

I always thought why not have a urinal and sink together? True story.

[Keiichitsuchiya6]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Dragoeth]

Don't compromise.  Shit in them all...

[ringdingblin]

a toilet inside a toilet, INCEPTION!

[plym0uth2]

omg lol

[TabarnacosGuy]

babayeeee !! See ou next time !

[FAB12UCB]

WTF would a disabled person try and use a urinal? I mean really.

[Reconcilia7ion]

It's a Bidet. Most cultures don't think you get clean by wiping with paper. So you stick your butt over that after pooping and it sprays the shit out of your anus (literally) with water.

Please don't poop in it. xD

[vycon88]

@Reconcilia7ion hahahahaha

[13mordeth]

@Reconcilia7ion But the regular toilet also has a bidet (sp?) built into it. what's the point of having two in one room? :)

[lamilumag]

@13mordeth "what's the point of having two in one room? :)" ...

hmmm... freedom of choice? ^^

[travers114]

@13mordeth Maybe one's a fountain. Just don't get them confused.

[AJsfree2toke]

@13mordeth its just style i guess... Here in argentina most bath rooms have a toilet and a separate bidet.

[robertwillmer]

@Reconcilia7ion Some countrys just dont have the sewer system for paper

[ChromeGhost0219]

@Reconcilia7ion O_O oh dear god

[moham7ad]

you know something is wrong when your over 40 years old and don't know how to use a washroom

[Palp0utine]

lol, it's an ass washer, it sprays your ass clean once youre done on the actual toilet.

[SiriusTattoo]

I think that one on the right must be some kind of bidet...maybe? I don't know. I would have pressed all the buttons.

[t5e2]

ask a someone you need a demonstration.

[KeriNyx]

Haha! Aren't they awesome! :D

I was toilet-spoiled living in Tokyo. Now back in the States I'm like... "o.O where's the toilet butt-warmer button?"

[iGrizzliestBear]

Toilets... they're fucking fascinating, ya know?! haha

[iseecruz]

This is off topic but do you have your camera strapped to your head? because all your vids are like 1st person and both arms are free. and even when your riding its under your helmet. i have never seen a vids like yours before.

[moham7ad]

@iseecruz he cut out a piece of foam from his helmet and he stuffs his camera in it

[chobies]

Confucius say's: man that stands on toilet, is high on pot.

[zenopb]

JD is so fucking awesome!!!!!

[awpouf1234]

Thats confusing just pee on the floor and wash your hands in one of the toilets

[jeenyus720]

Did you wash your hands in the toilet/sink?

[demonsparkx]

shits more high tech and up to date then my own bathroom -_- wtf lol

[KM89Shadow]

byyyyye . . . . see you next time :3

oohh i will see your next video M13

(but please with more motorbikes :-)

[stupidlilfoo]

butt washer

[AVeryNiceEverything]

Use ALL the toilets!

[scotty688]

@AVeryNiceEverything at once....

[AVeryNiceEverything]

@scotty688 me and you scotty, we will tour the world, using all the toilets. it will be bigger than avatar!

[scotty688]

@AVeryNiceEverything Haha! It's on.



[letemfall91]

Couldn't focus on what you were saying. Too busy watching the mirror for any face slip ups lol. It was close but you impressed me

[OilBarron84]

looks the the product of obsessive overkill

[coolio8444]

watching this make me wanna take a piss LOL



[KamenRiderBlackSun]

if i was there i might pee on a sink by accident

[braderrzzzz]

Wow, I am toiletly confused!

[dack1337]

when you need a viewers manual to use a toilet, they have overdone themselves.

[rihc2]

I think its a beday?

[lotmaakchos]

Lost in Toilets?

[jajkic0732]

You take a shit in the small toilet?

[TRIBALIZIED]

spin around in circles peeing

"I CANT CHOOSE"

[91tt300zx]

id pee in every one just bc i like to pee in and on things....

[panterask8r14]

@91tt300zx Sometimes when it snows here, I don't pee for a whole day & then try to spell out my name in the snow.

[walthercap666]

i dont get it... :D

[KingTekins]

hahaha the stand up shitter thing is for exclusively cleaning you ass, not for crapping in. That's what the toilet is for.

[Sarkias]

I think the first thing is a sink so that ur not tempted to wage water, that's a toilet, and the one about standing up and pooping is I think a toilet for women cuz some women in Japan pee in a squaring position....

[brainiac147]

Maybe it's a "family" bathroom

[TheMelonPopper]

And somehow someone still managed to piss on the ground

[InsideTheMirror]

I'd just piss and shit on the floor, yeah that works.

[SuperBrobot]

...WHICH ONE DO I PISS IN?

NEVERMIND I'LL USE THEM ALL.