15 Blonde Jokes

[destaneyedwards]

for you information i am blonde and most of my friends we too we dont like this because we are all very intelligent and take this as an insult

[s1ay3r44]

0:18 So SHE'S the asshole going around shooting people in the knee!

[Harley3321]

Alright Ass Whole! The joke on 1:10 was so fucking stupid and ignert along with the one on 0:40 was just so fucking ignert! Honestly my cousin is the smartest blonde I know!

[SeddieClips]

@Harley3321 I Didnt know Ignert and asswhole were words!

blonde much?

its ignorant and asshole, please sweet heart, dont fail at 2cnd grade AGAIN.

[Harley3321]

Wow! There's funny and then theres you being a jerk

[MRGYPSY9000]

these are GREAT cuz they all descrie a girl at my school even the one about 2 brain cells

[whipcream202]

my aunt says blondes think there best some are best some arent

[sarahxorenae12612]

the good thing bout being blonde is that i have an excuse to do all of these things!! :D thanks <3

[xXnod19Xx]

Boring.

[xSkyeisthelimitx]

@SuperUnavailableName Uh, how are you gonna call me stupid. Like really, if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. Now who's the stupid one?

[ChelsiiLove]

Blonde: *Hands 50$* I dont know, and you thought all blondes were dumb...

[ChelsiiLove]

Another joke...

A blonde and a lawyer were sitting beside eachother in a plane.

The lawyer asked the blonde if she wanted to play a game, the blonde agreed.

Lawyer: I'm going to ask you a question, if you get it wrong, you owe me 50$. Then you will ask me a question, if I get it wrong, I will give you 500$. (Yes 500$)

Lawyer: How many miles is it from earth to the sun?

Blonde: *Hands 50$* What goes down up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3?

Lawyer: *hands 500* So, what is it?

[ChelsiiLove]

There was a blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a cornfeild.

Another blonde drove by and seen the blonde rowing the boat.

The blonde stopped her car and yelled, "IT'S IDIOTS LIKE YOU THAT GET US A BAD NAME! IF ONLY I COULD SWIM OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS!!!"

[me9752]

I'm Blonde but I laughed threw this but i don't understand the jokes on 0:57 and 1:02

[TheAwsomeBri]

BAHHAHAHAHHAHAH love blonde jokes but i am a blonde C:

[truckingbabe1]

At a store there is a mirror of truth it sucks in anyone who lies

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead use it.

Brunette: "I think I'm the most smartest person in the world". And she gets sucked in.

Redhead:" I think I have the curliest hair".

She gets sucked in

Blonde: I think....

And she got sucked in...

No offense blondes:u) I was blonde when I was little:u)

[MrRes911]

 blondes arent the stupid ones

[civil100s]

Blondes calm down, there just jokes. Dont take these to heart, I know a few blondes who tell blonde jokes. They know these jokes are just for laughs. Also, if you hate blonde jokes so much, why did u click on this video?

[Austintatiousness11]

@civil100s Yeah. I am a blonde, and IDC. I just laugh along with these jokes. XD

[SuperFunkyMunkey123]

THOSE WERE HILLARIOUS!!!!

[DualBladeRoxasXIII]

@only1one1me no i dnt mind the jokes but everyone at school keeps saying when they did something stupid "aww, i pulled a Nick!" WHEN I'M THE SMARTEST PERSON THERE!!!! get's really annoying eventually... the jokes are sometimes funny but in RL they get annoying...

[Madison400396]

Ok stop being a Supd...... stipd?.....Stupiddddd?........­.

YEA STUPID STOP BEING STUPID AND AND.....AND! CRAP I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GUNNA SAY SAH?.....SID....NO SAY!

[only1one1me]

@DualBladeRoxasXIII They really have nothing against blondes. Hence it being a "joke". Gotta pick on somebody, lol. Besides, most of the blonde haired ladies that play in movies are usually not-so-smart characters. Can't be too smart if you're gonna get offended over something stupid like this.

[CONSOLEwreckage]

a blond and a brunette jump of a cliff witch one hits the ground first brunette blonde had to stop and ask for directions

[MrKoiking1]

people need to learn to take a joke. your making yourself look stupid by getting overly offended

[xSkyeisthelimitx]

i love blonde jokes , and im blonde! i like to watch and say omg i do that ! then make fun of myself.

[jazzmineloveubabe1]

@xSkyeisthelimitx

SAMEE

[SuperUnavailableName]

@xSkyeisthelimitx your hella stupid if this is true...

[DualBladeRoxasXIII]

WTF IS WITH PEOPLE AND HATING BLONDES!? IM A BLONDE AND I'M SMARTER THAN MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN MY CLASS AND THEY MAKE STUPID BLONDE JOKES!!!!

[SilhouetteofanAngel]

@DualBladeRoxasXIII

I'm a blonde and Ii love these jokes! =)

[SilhouetteofanAngel]

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are being chased by the cops. So they hide inside trash cans.

COP: (at red head's can) hmm... I wonder what's in here?

RED HEAD: meow! meow!

COP: Oh! there's a cat in here!

COP: (at brunette's can) hmm... I wonder what's in here?

BRUNETTE: woof! woof!

COP: oh! there's a dog in here!

COP: (at the blonde's can) hmm... I wonder what's in here?

BLONDE: Potato chip! Potato Chip!

[becca11699]

If you are blonde, and you find this video offensive, then why are you watching it?

[WestPrankCalls]

Lol if blondes are so "smart" then why are they all taking this video seriously?

[Backuplaynefriendly1]

IM A BLONDE!!!!!! AND IM VERY ADVANCED IN MATH!!!! THIS IS JUST MEAN!!! MEAN!!! MEAN!!!!

[thetrioofbros]

Q: a blond and a brunette jumped off a cliff who landed first?

A: the brunette because the blond had to ask for directions

Q: what does a blond call cherrios?

A: donut seeds

Q: what did the blond say when she was YMCA?

A: hey look they spelled Macy's wrong Please check out my videos very funny

[desirae323]

someone should make insultive jokes for red heads

[desirae323]

yah what is it with blonds always making sure their pants are pulled up???

[thesarah844]

funny, but insulting. i'm blonde & the smartest one in my class, & i'm the only blonde

[1selenabieber1]

NOT COOL

[1selenabieber1]

HEYYY!!!!!! TAYLOR SWIFT IS BLONDE!!!!!!!!

[ArcheSan1]

Hey, how does a blonde spell farm?

E-I-E-I-O

How does a blonde kill a bird?

She throws it off a cliff.

What does a blonde do after she combs her hair?

She pulls her pants up.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes?

She couldn't find the recipe.

[creepygirl911]

I'm a blonde and i got them right away when it usually takes me a while.

[frenchvanilla0807]

a blond and a brunette are watching the news. a man is on a ledge, saying that he'll jump. the brunette bets the blond $10 that he'll jump. they were watching a rerun of the report, meaning that he'd already jumped. he jumps. the brunette says, "i can't take ur money. i already watched this." the blond says,"it's ok. i already watched this too. i just didn't think that he'd be dumb enough to jump TWICE."

[kayleighcolfer]

@frenchvanilla0807 Best. Blonde. Joke. EVER!!!

[epicskullz]

a blonde and a red head jump off a cliff. who hits the ground 1st? the red head...blonde had to stop and ask for directions

[Bikerider55555]

Im a blonde and i thought it was funny!!!!

[DanceDanceCrazy555]

i thought it was all funny and im a blonde but the alien one is not true im a strait a student

[Ispamify]

It's called a joke for a reason, you aren't suppose to take them literally. [;

[captinwoods]

Someone I live with who is a blond, asked me how to spell BALL. BALL. B-A-L-L

[skullcrusher1313]

Holy shit! Quit taking all this shit up the ass. Just shut the fuck up blondes. They're jokes. I can take 'your mom' jokes without fucking crying. I just laugh along.. Qiut being pussies

[creepygirl911]

@skullcrusher1313 Then why do blondes always get called stupid. Just to let you know it has nithing to do with hair color and plus bernettes are way more stupid.

[onedolpin]

blondes have more fun.... but brunetts remember it the next day...

[eblubber24]

blondes are really smart!! LIKE if you agree

[elizabeth101rocks]

these are so lame and not funny at all ur just a geek that has no llife so u sit at the computer doing this

[MultiNobodyishere]

im a fourteen year old blonde with the iq of the average 24 year human. and not to mention you spelled dye wrong in the first joke. Too far. Just too far. LIKE IF YOU AGREE!!!

[bashataa]

@MultiNobodyishere

you just spelled it wrong

[AbbeyDawn65]

@MultiNobodyishere Ha! Your thumbs up failed! :) Jk. :)

[desirae323]

yah that's realy affensive to blonds im in 5th grade and im in an advanced class !!! LIKE if you are BLOND

[22goldencherry24]

@desirae323 dude...one comment is enough...

[MsAnnieTyler]

isn't ken jennings a blonde?

[AlanaBananaization]

im brunette but these jokes went a little too far :P or a lot

my friend Bree is blonde and shes SUPER smart!

[Cuti3Girl97]

Ok im a blonde and srsly that was a little to much!!

[ClaudiaTehEpicRBLX]

lol makes no fucking scense this is more fucked up then SOPA

[SexyGirl123695]

Im a blonde,bitch!! those jokes arent even funny there offensive!!! Blondes are smart! Im a blonde.Whatif blondes made jokes of brunnettes!!

[SexyGirl123695]

You are so right ginganinja765 im a blonde and those are offensive

[ginganinja765]

ok, these jokes are funny and all, but they can be really offensive. i'm not a blonde (obviously) and a lot of my friends are offended but at the same time, you people need to learn to not take things so srsly.

[manbearpig681]

lol what to do when blond trose grenade at you pull the pin and throw it back lol

[SuperMeGaMaN246]

Q. Why is it so hard to make a blonde snowman?

A. It is hard to hollow out the head

[heartsandothertoys]

i'm blonde. bitch.

[xXWhosThatXx]

Okay I am very smart and I am blonde. I hate that these jokes come up. This guy I used to like in my math class said this when my math test came back with a 100 on it, "I thought blondes are supposed to be stupid. Oh wait those arethe ones with blue eyes." I hate that most of these come from stupid blonde celebrities like Paris Hilton. Sometimes I get offended by these. I love my hair color but I hate the stereotypes. It got so bad once I cut. Why can't these just stop?

[CutiePieLoL5]

Hey dumbass! Watch FluffeeTalk's new video call "No offense but..."

[katnip1964]

haha those are funny. to the blonds read what 444hangman wrote.

[cgcmtb]

@444Hangman

Hey want to hear a joke oh and by the way I'm blonde:

Me:knock,knock

You: who's there?

Me: Go Fuck Your Self

You: Go Fuck Your self who? Oh wait........

[Rscapingpanda]

Funny thing is i'm blonde and i got all A's. :3

[Rscapingpanda]

Two Blondes were walking down the street, one said " Hey look at that dog with one eye. "

So the second blonde did: (-.o)

[SuperDancer4evr]

THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OFFENSIVE YOU JERK!!!!!!!!

[KittyKitten7777777]

U R A @#$%ING RETARD BLONDS CAN READ!!!!!!

[TheMissymoo221]

look, this is just mean, i have about 10 best friends that are blonde and NONE of them are stupid, THIS is just stupid!

[TheCutebabygirl100]

im blondee...:(

[SalvoDiverze]

Let the finger hit the muteeee

[789Erim56]

hey im a blond man you so mean

[LuluandSnowy]

Go committ suicide kylinator999

[RoosterSnuff]

I'm pretty sure I could spell scholarship if I had 10 of them.

[444Hangman]

everyone knows blondes can't read, so how would they b able to turn the piece of paper over? they'd just spend the whole time trying to read it!

[LuluandSnowy]

@444Hangman Go fuck yourself and committ suicide, blondes can SO read, unlike you, DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[airbus417]

@444Hangman You're an idiot! I'M A BLONDE, I CAN READ SO SHUT UP. (Sorry I yelled)

[OWLCITYSTHEBEST]

you know blondes cant read god

[H3artsav10ur]

Im a natural blonde and i tell blonde jokes :D i know im not stupid so may as well just laugh along :) blonde people who take jokes to offence are too defensive :) ITS A JOKE!

[jambocupcake]

ok these are so gay im at blond a natural one at that i am in honers for every subject and already have like 10 scolerships and im in fricking middle school so knock it off with the blond jokes it just shows how fricking shallow you are

[TheWaffelenator]

@jambocupcake Dude, middle school doesnt have honors, and to get a SCHOLARSHIP you have to have 4th quarter 8th grade grades and all 9th, 10th, and 11th grade grades for them to look at. #FUCKING STEREOTYPICAL FOR THE WIN

[poptropicaroxdude101]

@skullcrusher1313 First, I'm a girl. Second, read it again. Third, fuck off.

[mrcup4]

321 fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr1cooltruck]

In the middle of watching this video a blonde walked in.

[AWorldWithoutDrama99]

Stereotyping Blondes, it's discrimination, it's said that you shouldn't judge people based on the color of their skin, but judging people by the color of their hair is even worse........

[mycatissuperfat]

@AWorldWithoutDrama99 oh booo hoooo go cry me a river u activist hippie tree hugger. we have to have somebody to laugh at.

[Dizzysister1]

geez Why r people so Mean To Blondes.... I Mean at least Blondes Have A Life and Know not to stay On The computer Games Or On youtube!!! Get a Life JERKS Proud To Be A Blonde

[walkerhaileyo1]

@Dizzysister1 haha your defending blondes whe u r a blonde.. we can tell cuz your scrren name is dizzy sister!! rotflmbaogf

[skullcrusher1313]

The reason people make blonde jokes is because they are the easiest to call stupid. I mean look at all the famous blond people. They're pretty damn stupid. I have some blonde friends but they are typical blondes. One thinks he is super smart and the other thinks he is super cool. Not all blondes are stupid though. Look at Stephen Hawkings. He makes the blonde smart percentage go up by 90%. Oh wait, he isn't blonde. Nevermind then.

[airbus417]

@skullcrusher1313 Hey! I'm a blonde. I'm not stupid. My friends say I'm not stupid, not even my family. Half of my school is full of blondes and they are smart. Even though you said, "Not all blondes are stupid though" It still hurt my feelings you said that.

[bellah314]

@skullcrusher1313 im blond i will let you know im one of the smartest in my class i go to a school for smarter people so maybe you should think harder "blond"

[DBalla272]

how do you get a blonde to come over to you?

pull out your dick

[poptropicaroxdude101]

This is so rude on so many levels! I'm blonde in 5th grade and I can do high school work! You are just jealous and want to be blonde

[skullcrusher1313]

@poptropicaroxdude101 Oh yeah. 5th grade high math just atomatically makes you a smart blonde. Dude, I was in 5th grade math. It's easy as pissing in a toilet without missing... Oh wait you can't do that can you?

[murphyrockable]

wow. i bet you people make these up becase your jelouse that blonds are so pretty and cool.

[murphyrockable]

god dude, i'm a blond. not cool.

[Randomositdy]

How do you drive a blond crazy?

A: put her in a round room and tell her to find the candy bar hidden in the corner.

[shyandlauen]

a man is mowing is lawn and a blond keeps coming outside and opening then slamming her mail box shut he ask her whats the matter she said my computer says i have mail

[KamrinLily]

Of-FEN-sive.

[bombompink123]

what is a blonde's favorite riddle?

hump-me-dump-me

[2pacforever22]

how do u drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool

[isavanski2]

this is offencive!!

[lost6and6confused6]

haha

[12345Lasker]

A blonde was stuck with a problem. So she called her dad. Her dad couldnt do it. So he called his wife. So she tryed to solve it. So they called there son who was 4 years old. How did the son solve it?

[Guatem95]

@12345Lasker , I give up, can u tell me plz?

[HannahWaterman001]

62 People Are Blondee:)

... Including me... But i didn't dislike it.

[MissJanelou]

not all blondes are dumb ://

[123456789animegirl]

thats affencif im a blonde and i am the smartsted im my whole school and im in year 7 for crying out loud p.s i do year 11 work and its still to easy

[12345Lasker]

@123456789animegirl Can you spell "Smartest" right then miss smartie.

[123456789animegirl]

@12345Lasker sorry my cousin lost her temper and posted it and no she is not the smartest in her class she use me because i am and i also do year 11 work but sorry

[DougieMaster03]

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A: When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.

[Shareef7183654]

wow you can do thease without sayin blonde

[missymoo1039]

a blonde calls her boyfriend. "Honey can you come over? I need help with a puzzle." Her boyfriend comes over and says "Honey put the cornflakes back in the box."

[treegirl8]

theres a blonde a brunette and a redhead stuck on an island. the redhead finds a magic lamp. she rubs it and a geanie (sp?) comes out and says the he would grant them each 1 wish. the redhead said "i wish to go home" the geanie sent her home. the brunette said "i wish to go home" the geanie sent her home. the blonde said "... i wish my friends were here"

[kkbugg71]

My moms a blonde -.-

[epiccool0]

lol

[Natas773]

In general, Blondes don’t hate other races, they are so tolerant and reasonable, but in darker races, you can find much jealous hate against blonde women, whose “guilt” is nothing more but being beautiful. Blonde jokes are a form of real discrimination!

[emilylesniak26]

People this is just a video it's all just for fun, if you find them offensive don't watch, what's the point of that?

[unbreakablegamer]

im offensive and i find this blonde

[InTheBlack62]

a blonde a brunette and a redhead were stranded on a desert island. they saw a city in the distance and decided to swim to it one by one. the red head went first and made it there. the brunette made it all the way there next. then the blonde swam half way, got tired, and swam back.

[TheEmalicious1]

there is a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. they all past away and are trying to go to heaven. to go to heaven you have to go up 100 stairs. on each stair god tells you a joke and you can laugh or you go strait to h***. the brunette got to 87 stairs then laughed, so she went strait to h***. the red-head got to 90 stairs then laughed and she went strait to h***. the blond got all the way to heaven then laughed. "what's so funny now?" god asked.

"that first joke was hilarious!"

[11121Bieber]

Q.what did the blonde say when she saw a bowl of cheerios?

A. bagel seeds!

[canadiangrlzrock]

ima blonde and i think its stupid to get offended by these things...i think they're funny!

[GifiltaFishFry]

Ok you people... It's a fucking joke. If you don't like it don't watch you idiots. Btw nice vid :)

[callofduty9981]

hey im a blonde so shut the f*** up b****

[tigerloves3]

Lolz ima a blonde soo here is a joke how do u keep a blonde amused, put her is a box and tell her to guess what she is in, too hard for her eh? Well I'm smart but these amuse me

[tigerloves3]

Lolz jk this is actually kinda funny good work did u like my lil acting comment xD well btw did u make those they r kinda funny

[tigerloves3]

This is offensive I'm flagging I'm a natural blonde with lighter blonde highlights wut do u call this person that made this vid a dumbazz

[xxxHappywheelsxxx]

HAHA

[KamrinLily]

These are offensive :( I'm a blonde. I thought these would be funny so I clicked it but it's not funny.

[smnthacevedo]

if ur blonde and u know u would get offended by this then y would u even look this up and still watch it like its a joke geez

[FrostedJasmine156]

if a blonde and a brunette jump off a building at the same time who will get to the bottom first?

the brunette, the blonde will hace to stop and ask for directions

[KamrinLily]

@FrostedJasmine156 That's a rude joke >:(

[mankong1000]

Soo funny awsome music ! 

[cryslind22]

HAHA THATS FUNNY AND I AM BLONDE...I STILL DONT GET Y PPL MAKE FUN OF BLONDES THOUGH=)

[cutiesinglepie1234]

LOL i am a blonde and this is funny

[gianismotocros4ever]

It needs smartness to understand that you are stupid.

[gianismotocros4ever]

46 People are Blonde Girls.

[abrahambc50]

@thelightnight100 you're a RETARD

[markmcgowan21]

what do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? run because she is still holding the grenade!

[LuvDaAnimalz]

LOLOLOLOLOL Im a blonde!!!!!!!! litterally in both ways! i know every one in the book. heres a new one. 2 blondes went in a cave. the first said. man its dark in her. the second said idk i cant see!!! thumbs up if your a blonde and u think that this is funny

[marten500]

omg im still laughing my ass off

[trisha5674]

no efense but the music sucks to me

[danudanu8989]

they should replace blonde with Women

[LaughterLeah]

im blonde and XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD lol thats pretty funny :3

[IamJ3acon]

So we're blonde. I have an IQ of 164 and I actually find these jokes amusing, because there are A LOT of dumb blondes at my school.

[Zendayalover44]

these suck

[AdolfHitlersSchwanz]

BLONDES ARE OUT BRUNETTES ARE IN CAUSE BRUNETTES HAVE MORE CELLS IN HER BRAINS AND BLONDES HAVE NOT BRAIN!

[Sydneyblue101]

TO EVERYONE THAT'S A BLONDE LISTENING TO THIS-----

DON'T LISTEN IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT!

[LikeMahStatus]

@Sydneyblue101 im blonde and these are really offencive !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and im 14 sooooo

[thelightnight100]

@Sydneyblue101 your a retart

[Tennaseegirl]

I honestly find this whole blonde hair makes you stupid thing. I'm a blonde, I'm not stupid. I can't take blonde jokes, but any other jokes I am fine with them. I have heard so many blonde jokes in my lifetime. A couple days ago a brunette looked at me and said 'Hey look there's a blonde girl over there. I bet shes so stupid she doesn't even know how to spell I". Ok, if your a blonde and you find this offencive in anyway, thumbs up please.

[COOL1239171]

@Tennaseegirl If you say you are not stupid, then why did you spell offensive wrong? hahahaha TAKE A JOKE YOU BLONDE! hahaha

[Tennaseegirl]

@COOL1239171 I was typing fast, i didn't feel the need to correct it. And i'm not stupid, and can you find any other word in there misspelled? BTW I'm a brunette blonde, but I still think its mean. And your a mean person.

[Slutinbedx]

What did the slut's left leg say to the slut's right leg? Nothing. Because they have never met :D

[hyperqueenhzm]

the dislikes are blondes that didnt get the jokes

[kaitlynoneal]

how do you keep a blond busey?

put her in a circle room and telll her to find a corner.

[MssKat711]

this is dumb. and the color of you hair does not mark your intellgence.. or anything really.. its just like black and white.. white people arent better and visa versa.. its just a dam color. (:

i dont find these jokes funny and im not blonde so thats not why i am saying this .. but.. really buncha reallly smart blonde doctors.. fersure.

[LuvDaAnimalz]

@MssKat711 Get over it. Im a blonde i think that this is halourious!

[chocolate2k10]

@MssKat711 if you dont like blonde jokes then dont watch this video simplee