Minecraft In a Nutshell

[BossPanzer]

Fucking game for nolifes.

[doomoo137]

this made me lol many times

[FollowerOfSITHIS]

Look Its my first thumbs down

[ZZXXFiREMANXXZZ]

look its my first comment

[ZZXXFiREMANXXZZ]

better minecraft in minecraft

[glock00007]

its the first time i watched something so faggish

[twistedmetalll2]

Look! It's my first time having sex! Look! It's my first marriage! Look! It's my first domestic abuse charge! Look! It's my first divorce! Look! It's my first prostitute!

[Cr0wnedWitch]

@twistedmetalll2 wtf?! lol

[fallengod109]

Pfft a real noob would make a diamond shovel

[QuicksandRip]

Alt title: Noobs in a Nutshell

[MultiKiller3309]

that lucky bastard.he got diamonds before he found a creeper.

[striker10b]

@MultiKiller3309 diamonds aren't hard to find lol. I have multiple sets of diamond tools, 2 sets of diamond armor, and still have 47 left over

[Felipedois]

True.

[backtothetoast]

xDDD

[GTAgamesfans]

0:30 Shouldn't have Bring that fucking Sword towards it.

[Cr0wnedWitch]

@GTAgamesfans I hope you realize the video is a joke >_>

[GTAgamesfans]

@Cr0wnedWitch I do,but if it wasn't...lol

[Cr0wnedWitch]

@GTAgamesfans lol ok :p i was worried for a sec

[trawetSyaRbocaJ]

You need puberty.

[Cr0wnedWitch]

@trawetSyaRbocaJ As do you, young lad ;) lol

[watergod321]

LOOK...IT'S MY FIRST TIME GHITTING THIS BUTTON HERE TO GET OFF THIS PAGE AWAY FROM THIS SPECIFIC VIDEO SO I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU........"but that's mean, I'm not gonna say that, cause that's all kinds of rude" )> thumbs up if you are reading this part, and went back to read it as cleaveland from family guy

[RyanKaufman]

@watergod321 I would say Cool story, but you're fuckin' annoying.

[imZezima20]

That pretty much sums it up

[Shalver59]

LOOK ITS MY NEW GREEN FRIEND! SSSSS...BOOM.....LOOK ITS MY FIRST TIME SURVIVING A GREEN FRIEND BLOWING UP!!!

[hexagon1337]

how did he get diamond before encountering creeper?

[Cr0wnedWitch]

@hexagon1337 I'm a BAMF

[SkelaSnave]

I raged quitted so much because a creeper killed me or I fell into lava.

[johndeathbringer]

all can say MAKE ANOTHERONE im laghing my ass off

[DancingGekko]

Lol like this is you clicked repawn on accident when he died

[Cr0wnedWitch]

@DancingGekko I actually did that once, and it's my own video!

[Bricklink101]

LOL

[youstube2935]

You fail sir! Everyone knows you make a pickaxe first. :)

[0TheLux0]

Look! It's my first crapping animal!

[GamerGecko26]

thats what I did

[kacfear]

:23 I CAN SWING MY SWORD SWORD, SWING MY SWING MY SWORD SWORD!!! ITS MY DIAMOND SWORD SWORD!!!!

[thecamper27]

Arent you mad that you lost diamonds?

[pinheadface9000]

How did you find diamond yet never find a creeper before?

[Smoovefan1234]

@pinheadface9000 it was a joke he knew what a creeper was

[PwnageProductions10]

why would you make a sword!!!!!!! Make a PICKAXE

[Smoovefan1234]

@PwnageProductions10 it wasnt his real world calm down

[Brookiecrisps]

I remember finding my first redstone and i cherrished it because i thought it was rare.

PAH.

[crocodileman94]

thats exactly how i play Minecraft (but i bought it just 2 weeks ago)

[perkypears]

@crocodileman94 the day i got it i was better then this guy -_- but thats because some guy i live with showed minecraft to me

[Cr0wnedWitch]

@perkypears Lol I hope you know that this isn't really the way I play Minecraft. XD

[Trixyblix]

Eeeehh?

[123mesepese]

Look! It's my first green exploding penis...

[minecraftmaster201]

PHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[jamison53751]

ya thats the ya i started i rebeber minecarft alpha

[Cr0wnedWitch]

@clasifiedman2000 This video was before achievements.

[Davidoh97]

@clasifiedman2000 mmm I think you dosn't read on the top of the Screen: Minecraft Beta 1.3_01

[ChemicalRedemption]

@clasifiedman2000 lol FAIL

[Dante97N]

0:30 It should say: "Look, my first penis"

[Minecraftmania19]

anyone notice that when the creeper blew up it was still there? at 0:33

[Cr0wnedWitch]

@Minecraftmania19 I actually think it was just a second creeper who was tagging along.

[reighnbringer0917]

@Minecraftmania19 there were 2 creepers in that cave -.-

[ohperoqueesesto]

@Cr0wnedWitch a cave is horizontal, not vertical, i forgot the name of that thing

[DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSS]

@ohperoqueesesto Your mother was horizontal last night XD jk jk

[ohperoqueesesto]

@DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSS FUCK YOU

[DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSS]

@ohperoqueesesto Your mother already did.

[ohperoqueesesto]

@DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSS FUCK OFF! YOU ARE A SHIT!!!

[DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSS]

@ohperoqueesesto no need to get your panties in a knot (Like i did your mother's last night XD) I'm just joking with ya man LMFAO.

[ohperoqueesesto]

@DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSS I DON'T LIKE JOKES YOU KNOW?

[DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSS]

@ohperoqueesesto I wouldn't either if they were about my mother ha ha ha, you have yourself a wonderful day.

[ohperoqueesesto]

@DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSS ... LOL? xD

[Steven9x0]

But... Where was the nut shell? When did they add nut shells?

[Endrman]

U don't make it into a sword, you make it into a pickaxe then mine obsidian then go to the nether then die becuz you tried to sleep in a bed there THEN GAME OVER!

[gavin456b]

@Cmr33xx its a fucking cave u piece of shot trying to call other people stupid but its u thats stupid

[gavin456b]

@Cmr33xx thats a cave

[adhdPatrick]

This should have been have been on Hardcore

[worriorwhale]

@Cr0wnedWitch Agreed if its not a cave irl it's DEFINATELY A DAMN CAVE IN MINECRAFT. case closed!

[Sheepman550]

@Cr0wnedWitch its a cave

[TheNintenCraft99]

OMG Thats exactly what happened to me and then after the rage quit i got my stuff and fell my first time in lava with all my diamonds

[TheEventMaker]

@Cr0wnedWitch That is a cave. When I looked closely I could see a small entrance to a cave system.

[inuyashagirlkara]

For some reason, when he did i tried to push the respawn button. xD

[TheShadowzzMinecraft]

cave = hollow in the earth... its a cave.

[greenhound]

it's a cave.. lol

[MrAnd3rsson]

that's not a cave... it's a hole in the ground...

[TripleRhu]

@Cmr33xx it is a cave.

[tbonejebsky]

@Cr0wnedWitch It is, what us minecraftians call, a cave.

[TOBBUSCUS]

Complimentary set of annoying crapin enimies

[Sarlacfang2211]

@Cr0wnedWitch Dorget what those noobs say. Its a cave.

[Sarlacfang2211]

@Sarlacfang2211 Forget*

[crazydarkness123]

@Cr0wnedWitch well maybe both your definitions of cave is different?

[Cmr33xx]

@Cr0wnedWitch It's called a hole :S A cave is a hole sidewars, not dug down.

[KingOfTheLlama]

@Cr0wnedWitch You don't have to play Minecraft to know that's a fucking hole, nice video though.

[PinkotAnim]

@Cmr33xx its a cave in minecraft, not a real fucking cave lol. a world hole is just when a chunk has not rendered

[clasifiedman2000]

Thats a world hole not your "first cave"

[Cr0wnedWitch]

@clasifiedman2000 No, it is the "first cave" because it's the cave I went into in the video.

[clasifiedman2000]

@Cr0wnedWitch wouldnt you get some serious fall damage if you fell or did you build stairs?

[gavin456b]

@clasifiedman2000 thats a cave

[KokashMokash]

Look! It's my first time to post this stupid comment on that video!

[TeHGamerzXx]

Notice he emphasised the word "block" in block of wood

[NoobSaibot307]

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[Nedread]

Look, its my first time wondering how its his first timeseeing a creeper!

[TheTOfEpic]

XD i loved it!! I play minecraft and this sir, was one of the best minecraft videos i have ever seen

[sterrenman10]

Look! its my first time to watch this video!

look! its my LAST time to watch this video!

[Cr0wnedWitch]

@sterrenman10 Thanks for the view.

[xXzombieravemasterXx]

Look! my first time watching this video!

[death5409]

hm... down, NO UP, w8, now down, NO UP, FUCK, should have pressed down

[halo360red]

find diamonds, make sword.

require obsidion, curse sword.

[Frenzy724]

Today was the first time a found diamond for real XD

[Cr0wnedWitch]

Look! My like bar looks like a lightsaber!

[PCGamingDude1998]

Look, its my first time watching this video

[sonicfangamer2]

It's his first time playing minecraft, yet he dies for the first time after he hit DIAMOND.

If you don't die before you get diamonds, you're an MLG Pro.

[KittehBoy2012]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAWAAAA­AAAAAAHHHWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[karateboychase]

thank god creepers arent aggressive anymore :3

[bigdog8019]

fake.. who make a sword when they can make a pick...

[pargelenis2020]

this pretty much sums it all up lol

[ROFLWAFFLEAUTHORITAH]

does anyone else see what a creeper looks like?

[Kriskazam]

Actually after dying they would usually be like "Oh that's okay" and then after they checking their inventory they would ragequit haha

[blindspotgaming]

0:40 No quit button :d

[coxman92]

its my first time to post a stupid comment on this video

[Cr0wnedWitch]

@coxman92 I actually thought this comment was well thought out.

[TheAndalite111]

@Cr0wnedWitch Right back atcha ^^

[ZaynahZihoa]

No I still do that :P

[knoppaks]

... overacted voiceacting, which sucked anyways

[Cr0wnedWitch]

@knoppaks Voice acting? It's just me talking normally. I'm not acting.

[gogito1234567890]

w8 w8 w8 i died like 30 times till i found diamonds

[KokashMokash]

Look - the new world! Look - my first chicken! Look at my first tree! Look at my first block of wood! Look at my first house and a complimentary set of annoying animals! Look at my first cave! Look at my first diamond! OMG! Look at my first diamond sword! YEEEEES! Aaaaaaah! Look at my first green enemy! What are you doing? OMG! AAAAAAAAAAH! IT's M FIRST DEATH! Look at my first time to quit because I died!

[dogiz19]

R.I.P headphone users

[hannah4262]

@dogiz19 actual lol

[FFTVII]

Creeper = Exploding Green Pnus. :3

[AreYouAPedo]

I made a diamond pick before my first diamond sword.

[SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14]

You found diamonds before you saw a creeper? O_o

[Cr0wnedWitch]

@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 I'm a boss like that.

[TautvisssBOOM]

@Cr0wnedWitch @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 LIKE A BAOS!

[GameComents]

Heey any1 noticed that almost every video skips a second at the and?

[Ryuijiin]

WHY YOU NO MAKE DIAMOND PICK FIRST?

[Cr0wnedWitch]

@Ryuijiin WHY YOU NO UNDERSTAND POWER OF THE DIAMOND SWORD?

[wequilt]

@Cr0wnedWitch WHY YOU NO UNERSTAND POWER OF DIAMOND HOE

(:

[ItsOver9000123]

@Cr0wnedWitch Y U CARE ABOUT DIAMOND SWORD U CAN USE YOUR HANDS TO KILL SOMETHING

[armorfid]

1. Get Diamond sword

2. Get Autoclicker

3. Realize you can kill Creepers before they bounce backwards

4. Collect shitstacks of gunpowder

5. Success!

[SWEA239]

what a ragequiter

[Diggler397]

... you're saying...

your first death was AFTER you found diamonds? I always die quite a few times in my world before I find them XD

[HammyNetwork]

wut? O_o

[Lugia99999]

Uhh... Why is the creeper still at game over screene when it actually exploded!? o.O

[Swooshi98]

I ate an orange then i was k

[MrSlappyfan]

...

[Cr0wnedWitch]

@MrSlappyfan I know how you feel. Speechless due to the epicosity.

[MrSlappyfan]

@Cr0wnedWitch XD ya im subbing

[VampireBoy0009]

For me:

Look my first world

CREEPER!!!!!!!!!!!!'

My first base!

My first full body armor

DIE CREEPERS

MY FIRST DUNGEON!!!!!!!

:3

[abyssalspecter93]

Why do you make a sword first? Such a waste >.<

[someguyonalaptop]

20 more gold and you get nothing :D

[silentterr0r]

press 6 for creeper noise

[Slipknot1478Seether]

SO ACCURATE OMG.

[FR0STGFX]

it sounds like smosh

[combatarms2510]

funny



[SonicGamer333]

You forgot the part where you make a full set of gold tools and armor before you realize it's useless.

[ocasibuguineco]

FAKE! he made a diamond sword instead of a pickaxe.

[nrion546]

i woulda made a pic axe

[thecamper27]

what is your skin in-game?

[balista555]

Look its my furs chickin

Look ist my first three

Look its my first creeper

Look he explodes *KABOOM*

Look its my first death vid stops

[chase62402]

Look my first chickin lol

[thecamper27]

what is your skin in the game?

[linkfun456]

0:37 Look theres a creeper stalking you after death D:

[bigmec323]

NO.

[2chrono2]

Hold 6. I didn't know you spoke creeper. :3

[sporemisio]

lolz



[CyanFlygon]

a creeper...AFTER you find diamonds? IMPOSSIBLE

[TheDynastymedia]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL this is freaking awesome

[greenlover680]

1.3

[Eon714]

sounds like xandir from drawntogether

[UltimateHeretic360]

Btw you should've said: LOOK IT'S MY FIRST TIME GETTING WOOD. That would be so much more sexually wrong.

[Eleufun]

wooooow... why is that exactly how i played minecraft for the first time...

[JAYcovey706]

LOL You cant find diamonds on you first life

[coolguylstan]

@JAYcovey706 i have.

[coolcar100]

@JAYcovey706 I did, made a diamond pick axe and it's been in the chest ever since. Luck alone has kept me alive, countless times have creepers tried to kill me :P