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  • Lol homestuck and the Duke x3

  • Jade & Dave from Homestuck.

  • moral of the story: dont j-walk.

  • She was ded LMFAO its funny how he said it

  • Why can't I stop watching this? xD

  • I Cry Errytime

  • The animation was better on tumblr.

  • @WeIrDoSrOcK509 Animation...?

  • OHH MY GODD , that's hilarious . xDD 

  • Lik if u crie evertim

  • I ment to say 5-EVER

  • lol

  • BBZ!

  • liek if u crai evertiem

  • There is only one top comment...

  • NOOOOOOO! jade!

  • Why did the girl get hit by a car?

    'cuz she wasn't in the kitchen.

  • D4T M34N H3 LUV H3R MO4R D3N 43VR

  • dude you cut off the part when the narrator cries lol.

  • i don't know why... but the animation reminds me of homestuck

  • my real love is for the narrator

  • All of the clouds look like mustaches.

  • I still want to know who the fuck the green man is.

  • @ds4433 The thing on the sign.

  • @TDLBallistic I thought it might have been Doc Scratch

  • @ds4433 The green man on the crossing lights.

  • @ds4433 the green man is obviously lord english...

  • my favorite part is when he says "she was deed"

    

  • lyk if yu cried :'(

  • and the she became god tier

  • wut.

  • So horibley good.

  • I just face palmed with happiness! I didn't know that was even possible!

  • WE FUCKING NEED PETER DICKSON TO DO THIS!!!

    thumbs up eEf Yu cRy eVRy tiM

  • WHERE ARE YOU ALL COMING FROM ALL OF A SUDDEN

  • @TDLBallistic I came from gocryemokid

  • @TDLBallistic Memebase

  • @TDLBallistic

    theres a MLP flipnote on Flipnote Hatena that uses this audio. :B

  • @TDLBallistic /v/

  • @TDLBallistic Memebase.

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  • @Minyme2000 SO you share her?

  • @TDLBallistic the daily what

  • @TDLBallistic We come from a far off website called "Memebase"

  • So fricken funny

  • Hhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! I loved it!

    

  • I love how she can just run onto the street and drop dead. No cars, no explanation

    XD

  • @TheDerekJD there is an explanation! she died because she crossed before da green man came on the sine! it makes PERFECT sense!

  • @TheDerekJD It wasn't green. If it isn't green you die. simple right?

  • @TheDerekJD "Before the green man came on the sine" , meaning that the light for people to walk was still red, so she got hit by a car.

  • @TheDerekJD *cue Aliens meme* HUSSIE.

  • *green

  • b4 da freen man came on da ceiling?

  • I don't get it... Why did she die by crossing the street before "the green man came on the sine"..?

  • @Estessie The sign, you know the crossing walk.

    I just got that now, lolollo

  • idk y this is so funny to me?? but it is

  • I cry every time...

  • ;_;

  • omgz dat wuz so sad!!!1!11!!!one!!!1!!!eleven!­!!

    (You are brilliant. :P)

  • da boy was K'

  • I like how they never said she got hit by a car it just went from "Crossing the rode" to "She was ded" xD haha

  • likes dis cuz i cri everytim

    

  • The two top comments are together a better love story than Twilight

  • @1randomfella1 Oh lordy, I didn't even notice they basically said the same thing.

  • Where did you get the audio?

  • When he says "Da" it sounds like he's struggling for words.

    *o*

  • This is so bad, it's good. ;A;

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  • the siinnninn

  • No ....

  • The akward moment when you find this easy to masturbate to.

  • This is not really your video? atleast the audio, that's the duke! /user/dukerecordings

  • two top comments being the same is still a better love story than twilight

  • she was deed

  • At the very end he sounds like Ramone (or whatever his name is) the firefly from The Princess and the Frog.

  • I didn't know both Sean Connery and Denzel Washington did voice acting.

  • Lyke if dis makes u cri everytiem

  • On the... seeeiiine...

  • I'M FUCKING DYING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

    

  • MORE!

    

  • this changed my life in the same way i change the batteries in my old gameboy.. With passion and love!

  • Gotta love this shit!

  • ..... What the f*** did I just watch?

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

    this is so great!

  • YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • Is the guy reading this the same guy that read the adventure time' end of the internet' thing?

  • That dramatic 'no...' I can't get over how awesome it is.

  • Dammit this is how HS is going to end.

  • eye cryd...

  • WTF Killed her? lolz I assume it was a car but it doesn't say XD

  • @Berrueco760 Exactly my thought

  • This is freaking hysterical, lmao!

  • At the end .... Vegeta.

  • Lmao! This is so great!

  • Omg I cant get enough of this!!! HAHAHA

  • Omfg<3

  • the green man did some trig and killed her?

  • @Geistmeister6 No that means that the crosswalk sign was still red when she crossed some how killing her. Car maybe? or pure stupidity XD

  • The only sad thing about this story is the grammar mistakes.

  • @hellhowitzer I do believe thats the point...?

  • Still a better love story than Twilight.

  • @GlowstickLight

    @assplayasher

    Fuck off, both of you.

  • @SirQuill a little angry, aren't we?

  • @GlowstickLight I'm a guy. I read all four books... Tell EVERYBODY who told you that Twilight was a love story to shove a broom up their ass.

  • LMAO

    

  • 0:21 "she was ded". I couldn't stop laughing at the way he said that. :'D

  • "dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr" is the only part that makes me laugh

  • Has anyone ever actually seen someone writing like this when they weren't being ironic about it?

  • ROFL! Instant fave.

  • Tobuscus much?

  • JACKSFILMS!

  • that is the best narrator in the history of reading out loud.

  • @Shad0hat False. Though a great narrator, it would be even more epic if it were Morgan Freeman.

  • The only thing sad about this story is the grammar...

  • Is Sean Connery voicing over poorly written viral texts?

  • Better love story than twilight.

  • NO! Best part.

  • HOMESTUCK 5EVER!

  • @Van56321 yes.

  • my god, i feel retarded now..

  • Oh dats so sweat!

    She luckzy 2 hav hem!

    I cryed!

  • OH MY GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

  • I did cry..

    From laughing too hard.

  • LOL OMGG I LOVE THISS <3

  • um. seananners anyone?

  • *wiping heartfelt tears*

  • R.I.P. The English Language

    Gone, but not forgotten

  • @LaughJester9000 RiP dA aNgLeSh LaNg. gUnE bUt NaWt fOrGoTeN

  • just to tell you guys that was the biggest troll ever

  • Still a better love story than Twilight

  • lyk dis status if u cryed :'(

  • Dis so sad, mak me cry.

  • Truely touching... *SOB* *SNIFF*

  • I luv u more dan 69evrrrrrr!!!! ;) like if you love me 69evr...;D

  • All of my love.

    ALL OF IT.

  • Still a better love story than twilight

  • You left out the best part.

  • 48 people won't be loved 5 ever.

  • Dave/Jade has the unique distinction of being the only ship I care about in any fictional work ever.

    Well, except for Fire Emblem games. I've found that if a game gives me the ability to ship my characters and affect the ending, I'll waste dozens of turns just waiting for that "Support" button to pop up.

  • LOL

  • LMAO

  • Homestuck <3

  • I nut every tiem!

  • Such a beatiful story.. *Sob* *Sob*

  • omg I love you

  • SII --ININNEE

    

  • I will lowe dis videozz 5 ever..dat means i lowe it moar than 4ever..

  • omg lol that was the funniest thing i have ever seen xD i like how the quy talks xDD

  • 'I will love you 5ever' that mean he love her more than 4ever ......xDDDD

  • HAHA DAVEXJADE 5EVUUURRRRR

  • @shihtzued Yes. Good ship, best couple.

  • DUKE

    DUUUUUUUUUUUUKE

  • LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM </3

  • This video is better than all others possible.

  • This is what happens when the Beta and Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff universes merge into one.

  • Never explained she got hit by a car

  • BETTER THEN EH 4EVER :O!?

  • lik dis if u cry evrytim

  • @lilnicky492

    Tears of laughter :')

  • Before the green man came on the sininin.

  • I cry every time.

  • how the fuck did she die?

  • @IguanoTwix6942

    Heat stroke?

  • This is such a tragedy. Makes you realize what's important in life.

  • Open a new tab, go to youtube and search "Sad Violin" and play both videos at the same time.

  • i cry evertim

  • >I think they're much better then this XD

    I want to hate you to death

  • @Bleenderhead But they are better then this

    Also, <3<!??!?!?!?

  • @TDLBallistic ADD MORE LIKE THIS!!!

  • That shit was awesome

  • shhkewwll

  • I cry every time