Scouse Alphabet

[herbring]

IM going to a fancy dress party as a scouser:P

[daisyderyn]

There's no S haha am a scouser

[SophiaJBAdams]

hahahhahaha. fucking hilarious! only bas comments i've seen are from mancs, what a suprise, inbred cunts.

[papoj1PVR]

@mrrmancunian

We all understand your pride of being a manc, but shouldn't you be proud Now I'm not British myself but I find this Liverpool-Manchester bickering as ridiculous as a college football rivalry. Why would anyone insult people on a comedy skit that pokes fun at an exaggerated stereotype of one city? Don't do that...it's not nice, you know? Perhaps you're the one with your own head up your arse, all high and mighty, mate?

PS: Need I remind you of Leeds?

[papoj1PVR]

I didn't actually understand most of their dialogues, but F, M, and Z made me hurt my sides from laughing!

[Xandeth]

I can't even understand them. lmao

[mcfan228]

@molly06finn09 shut up you fucking half wit. Get a sense of humour. You are obviously jealous of people from Liverpool and the city and I'm not quite sure why. This is coming from someone who is from Manchester. Yes that's right Manchester. Supposedly Liverpool's biggest rival but I have nothing against Liverpool and I think the city and people are brilliant. I LOVE SCOUSE HUMOR!!! So get a grip of yourself you idiotic, inbred dick head. You've probably never even visited Liverpool you prick.

[ElevesandLeprechauns]

I'm scouse and i think this is hilarious!!

[safaaldeen]

i need a transcript for this , its really hard to understand what are they saying :/

[DCFCALEX1]

Dey do dough don't Dey dough?

[PaganMam]

Bloody brilliant, fair play. I'm Welsh, and my Father worked on the second Mersey Tunnel and says he met some of the best men in the world in Liverpool. All were hard up, all sent money home (apart from the money they pissed up through boredom) and the Irish contingent among them were bloody brilliant. Everyone looked after every one else. Times gone by and now we love in a World where no one gives a shit about anyone else.

[scousechick87]

the only reason people insult liverpool is because they are jealous, grow up u idiots at least us scousers can laugh at ourselves unlike most cities

[dante43211]

@TheOmnibot Well stated dude

[harrypotterneg]

i love this video its hilarious

[Bellalodicci9]

Ay dey do dough dont dey.

[DSM404]

I can't understand a damn thing they say but that makes it funnier.

[jewdicater]

dis dat n d udder

[claire08679]

Z and if you turn it on its side its looks like an N which is next to... M...which is for...

[jackdonkey97]

BEST SCOUSE IMPROV EVER

[cosycleaner]

Wot happen'd ta DEE then?

[SuperBladerunner7]

@molly06finn09: have u actually been to liverpool?

[AzTheSpaz]

The best sentence to say in a scouse accent is "ey mate, this Chricken's disgustin" Thhe word "disgusting" actually sounds disgusting haha. Best place in the world though.

[molly06finn09]

@AzTheSpaz disgusting place disgusting people its the biggest shithole in england full of junkies and retards.........

[dante43211]

@molly06finn09 I'm from Liverpool, and I am neither a junkie or a retard, so I'd Appreciate it if you don't bad mouth a city just because of certain aspects of it since near enough all well known cities within England have similar, if not, the same sort of rumours

[molly06finn09]

@dante43211 listen here ye pigdog your from the biggest hellhole in europe so get off youtube and get a job. scousers are smelly horribe retarded animals... OPEN YOUR EYES AND GET YOURSELF OUTTA THAT CITY QUICK.....

[dante43211]

@molly06finn09 If Liverpool is the biggest hellhole in Europe, then why has it been the European Capital of Culture? Maybe you need to open your eyes and realise that the only people who would belittle others from a different city are the people who know that their city is worse. So you can live in your little shitstain of a city while I get a degree and become your boss. Enjoy working for me in the future, I promise I'll make it your own personal hell

[Jonnoharrison]

@dante43211 bit rich as well it being said by someone from Ireland n all, if it was that much better why do so many of them still move to Liverpool. Then again never were the brightest them Irish.

[ILoveAlexKarevX]

@molly06finn09 Ah, so that's why the Beatles are so loved.

[fooloof]

@molly06finn09: Wrong. That would be BIRMINGHAM. And this is coming from an American who's been to both cities. 

[bromborough]

m is 4 manchester (yoks) classic lol!

[whotaughtyou]

SCOUSE

SCOOO7

[ajack166]

U for U takin the piss...

[Kenazzle]

THERE IS NO D

[wheelman2kill]

@JumpinPakFlash I didn't mean the vid I meant the comments

[4LSDLoveBeatles]

my favorite is T. :) haha. this is my 7th time watching this... :/

[wheelman2kill]

SCOUSE FAGS

[JumpinPakFlash]

@wheelman2kill Eh eh eh, calm down calm down.

[qwakbuff]

i'm american, and i approve this video.

[Brookes321X]

STOKE.

[ElPajaroMeaPrietas]

whats worse, a scouser or a brummie?

[696kaiser]

a Scouser...............

[deirdreroseable]

It's funny, because I'm Irish - was reared on this & sometimes people here say , "Day do do dat dough dough, don't day dough" - very rarely though. We don't say, "Top of the morning to ya!" either, to be sure to be sure! It probably came from Harry Enfield.

[asturel13]

The scouse accent is a mix of Irish, Welsh, yorkshire and scandanavian because of the sailors that settled here from northern Europe. The word scouse comes from Norwegian. Not taking the piss im from Liverpool myself.

[3tangle3]

@asturel13 liverpool from old welsh - llif pwll - flood pool

[coolenaam]

@asturel13 there's also Dutch in that mix :)

[145thedon]

GODAMN THANK GOD FASION DIES LOL im scouse

[NoTtZkIdAnDy]

M is for manchester *spits on the floor* LOL i pissed me sen

[rapid37]

M is great. Scousers are great. Greetings from Turkey. 2005 Istanbul.

[MangoMustang]

You dissin us mancunians ? Nahh I don't care I love the scows accent!

[Bre11o]

dee do doh dont dee doh

[UpSyndrome2]

You dont get this down south, im a manc and as much as scousers PISS me of i love it. You just got to love us northerners

[Nadiallelel]

I think Liverpool is near Wales. The accents seem to overlap.

[lfcmike12]

@Nadiallelel well the scouse accent comes from a mix of irish and english accents ;)

[Cenotaff]

@lfcmike12

I thought the Scouse accent came from Wales and Ireland. Yer wha!?

[thomask365]

@Nadiallelel Its a mad mixture of all the sailors,slaves and irish that settled in the city over hundreds of years.

[JoshMufc101]

@Nadiallelel

liverpool is no where near wales

[MrValiant61]

@JoshMufc101 I think you`ll find that it is.

[RidinSolo109]

I am scouse and this is soooooooo epic :D

[mrPieface09]

yeah mate like proper sick

[blunklaura]

Manchest *hawks,spits* haha love it

[Iimaekwi]

are these scottish people? or "northern fuckin' monkeys" in the nomenclature?

[Metalheadyup]

@Iimaekwi

Liverpool

[catherinek94]

scousers like me fing this hilarious it's why liverpool is famous for having a snse of HUMOUR

[diza55555]

@catherinek94

Liverpool is famous for being a shithole, not having a good sense of humour.

[catherinek94]

@diza55555 no it's not dickhead!

[darkshade2k7]

Harry at 1:19 always has me in stitches, lol

[WSnook37025]

but M is for Mersey

"FERRY CROSS THE MERSERY"

LOL!

[MrEeqqee]

"M is for manchester" *spits* haha i find that soo funny and im from manchester

[flamewind234]

The accent isnt right

Probs wud be funnier if it was

[cardboardtiger]

B is for Birkenhead= original scouser

[johnliverpoolynwa]

@cardboardtiger - birkos are scouse to me lad, birkos more scouse than people from huyton or that like. they are proper wools.

[cardboardtiger]

@johnliverpoolynwa

Init, proud of liverpool and birkenhead

[burtowi]

@johnliverpoolynwa No woolies in Huyton mate, they're up the road in Prescot and Whiston. Birkenhead = Plastic Scousers. ;-)

[johnliverpoolynwa]

@burtowi - im from west derby not birkenhead, , birkos are more scouse than sheep shaggers from knowsley, they are only on the other side of the river.

[0penminded69]

@burtowi

Birkenhead arnt plastic

[92SCOUSE]

@johnliverpoolynwa y r u talkin shite?



[emmalishers]

Im scouse, But yano what, When you go out of liverpool no one has a sence of humor.

[gingy0vitus]

you know what guys? Im scouse and i think this is top XD i pissed myself laughing! And tbh liverpool has got a stereo type but c'mon this is hilarious! no scouser could watch this and not laugh!

oh yeah, one more thing;

FERRRYYY ACROSS THEEE MERRSSEEYYYYY :D

[988GUMMYBEAR2010]

im a scouser, i love every minute of it x

[MrBuckley123]

love the scouce my sister lived in tuebrook for a long time

[antiemegzz]

I love bein a "scouse bird" yano, "ye wa" haha i always say tha!! x

[tanktrap]

@antiemegzz

hey,

what mean exactly "yano"? its "you know"?

and what is the "ye wa"?

please reply in message!thanks

[KevinFinch0101]

@tanktrap ye wa = you what

[antiemegzz]

@tanktrap Oh i know but its just the way i talk, "ye wa" means "you what" but thats how we say it x

[antiemegzz]

hahaha omg love bein a scouser yano!! 

[davidbrand999]

When do the "T", he is saying (something like this): You Do Doe, Don't Di Doe.

It's also done in "Yellow Submarine", by The Beatles.

But did they took it from the movie, or is it really a used sentence???

Thank you.

[ButchDeLoria]

@davidbrand999 I think he's saying "They do though, don't they though," just with the accent. And it can work as a sentence.

[TKOcV]

@davidbrand999

It's "they do though don't they do".

It's just the way we pronounce it.

[mrsholloway77]

@davidbrand999 It's a pronunciation thing - they're saying "They do though, don't they though". I'm from Merseyside and I've never actually heard anyone use it, but people who aren't from here joke that all scousers say it. Like people who aren't from Newcastle say that all Geordies say "Why aye man" >.<

[scouser87]

haha harry enfield is a legend

[funnylittlegirl12345]

lol funny hearing my own acctent but im not to strong on it

FERRY CROSS THE MERSEY :)

[thisismymoniker]

Brilliant if we couldn't take the piss out of each other it wouldn't be England. This is so obviously an exaggeration. Just very funny, very silly...assume it's a piss take of the Chuckle Brothers or something. Lolz.

[bromborough]

m is for manchester (yoks) lmao!!!!!!

[Robbo1YNWA]

saffibaffi you daft cunt, you coulden't pull in a brothel..

[redbreast3]

@saffibaffi You're a legend among human beings, and I wish I could be more like you

[DemonsLikeZoos]

I'm from Merseyside but now reside in Manchester I've never had anything against a person because of where they were brought up. if you do discriminate without even knowing the person then your genes aren't fit for the pool and you should jump of the nearest cliff and do our species a favour.

Feeling superior to others because you were born somewhere just makes you a fuckin idiot. you had nothing to do with anything great that happened there so just shut the fuck up.

[Mazza1600]

dey do dow, dont dey dow XD

[WiganBlueWhiteArmy]

Ha, great take the mick video !

[Nani17CR7]

LMFAO scousers are a laughing stock!

[aon07]

@Nani17CR7 jelous or what?

[BlinkandDie]

@Nani17CR7 Liverpool voted friendliest city in the UK........ Crime lower than Manchester, Birmingham and London.....

Where are you from then? You little cock sucking fucker, your mum takes it up the arse off a bunch of big black men you little shit stain.

[Nani17CR7]

@BlinkandDie The mum joke was not only pathetic, but unesseccary, i didn't find it at all offensive since it's clearly not true, the major flaws in what you said was all so evident, 1st, you ask me were you live, then you are chatting shit about my mum who you clearly don't know since you don't know where i live, HAHA you thick cunt, think before you talk you've just made yourself look like a twat.

[rebecca4fletcher]

@Nani17CR7 most scousers r respectable like me so u shudnt judge everysingle scouser just coz of this 1 vid!!

[jterryn1]

Haha love it!

[DarkShadowBlackz18]

This is fuckin awful LMAO

[wthdoiput]

Y was my favourite.

[Feisty1967]

HaHaHaHaHa!!!

[Willwec828]

true true :) we dont take offence from this tho :D

[liverpoollibra1]

people from liverpool can laugh at themselves so we dont take offense to this !



[scrambler95]

so funny :P

[scrambler95]

so funny :P

[tmsmario]

LOL! at 0:51

[kissthebunnie]

I'm a United fan but this is so funny!!! I love the accent, if you hear the really strong accent it's so hard to understand!!! Harry is brilliant though! Thanks for posting, it made me laugh!

[Muffinigans]

I wish I understood a word that British people in general speak!

[wickedxgamingx]

FTM KEEP IT SCOUSE INIT

[KaitKatt]

@TtheHF Saying white, or black does NOT mean it is racist. A person can be racist, not a phrase. White trash is a form of saying it is very trashy. I have never heard it be said black trash. Maybe black people say black trash but i have only heard white people say white trash

[sparklyrainboww]

the liverpudlian accent has gottt to be the ugliest british accent ever hahaa

[ZeeGooner]

nothing annoys me more than scousers

[albillbol]

@ZeeGooner Tried not searching for videos about them? Why don't you look for some lavleeeee fuitbaaaaawll instead.

[polmaccaba]

thats very funny, good skit.

[georgiahibbert2010]

Manchester, -Spit- I love it:-), scouser aaf.

[KaitKatt]

@rebecca4fletcher white trash is not racist. If you do not understand then just ask. It is an American term meaning very trashy and. Also the same as trailer trash in most places

[TtheHF]

@KaitKatt "White trash" is racist as it says "white". In the same way saying "black trash" would be. Re-tar-ded call.

[markusfearn]

What an ace programme. They just don't do comedy like that anymore.

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Fehreeeee Across Deh Merzeeeeeee!!!!!

[rebecca4fletcher]

love being scouse sometimes

[poodtang1]

It's funny the English have so many different names for whitetrash.

1 what is a scouse

2 what does it stand for ?

[benjamingelad]

@poodtang1

a scouser is someone from liverpool

[rebecca4fletcher]

@poodtang1 you can go jump out of a window !! r u black an is tht y ur callin us 'white trash'?? an i happen to be scouse u fuckin bellend!

[rebecca4fletcher]

@poodtang1 my windows dnt have bars on them ... dunno were tht came into it ... and a bellend is a word for the end of a penis. and i very much doubt tht u r whiter thn i am!! i cudnt care less wot nationality you are seriously. scouse is an accent for ppl who come from liverpool and is also a food like stew in liverpool

[SarahBbeyXxx]

scouse is the only language i no n wanna no so weva ya ltk it or not i am a proud scouser n ya cnt change tha oriyt x

[rulerste]

im not english im scouse!!

an dat didnt even sound like a scouse acsent so fuk of lar!

[MissScouse]

haha....class

[RSTdave88]

Lol this is classic

[zackhanscom]

i could do scouse

[TheCameroonh123]

bbirrkkkeennhead laa!!!!!!!

[TheCameroonh123]

i love bein scouce haha :)

[theluke01]

what's with f? what do they sing?

[theluke01]

@theluke01

i got it ;)

it's ferry cross the mersey..

[sian0151]

@theluke01 ferry cross the mersey its a tradition in liverpool :)

[HannahJoanSingleton]

Ahahaha i love being scouse:')

best accent EVERR LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[RSTdave88]

@HannahJoanSingleton agree hahaha :D

[oldjeff100]

this isnt funny....

[Makavelian5408]

self pity city 

[MrPoshyandjoinc]

Lol

[alfriscobernard]

You're all second rate cities when you compare them to London

[danegel]

Second rate to a place where all the locals are arrogant twats with their heads so far up their arses?

[alfriscobernard]

@danegel

pretty much yeah

[felix8989]

@alfriscobernard And London's a second rate city when you compare it to many places outside the UK. Let's be honest, there's always gonna be somewhere better.

[zaqtgb]

They call him Freddyfresh because he stinks of b.o. He's a fucking crank hahahaha

[phillandalex]

All of use shuut up cuz the won in the far left is me uncles brother bleo

[wattoizgr8]

@fredyfresh80 go an dig a hole 6 feet under the ground and burry yourself you make me sick ur either a mank or a posh guy from London and why are you watching this anyway?

[Freddyfresh80]

Scouser's are dirty bastards

[6000hellokitty1]

@Freddyfresh80 fuck u ya racist bastard

[ilikewachingvidios]

@Freddyfresh80 u fukin manchester twattt fuckk of .

[leopardskin2008]

C'mon guys, shape up! The video post was just a Light-Hearted bit of fun for goodness sake! I'm proud to be from Liverpool but the best friends I've ever had are from Manchester and we get on very well! And before you may criticise me, or take the pee even, my Liverpudlian family still love me, no matter WHO my friends are, or WHERE I live. Both Liverpool and Manchester are great Cities with a lot to be proud of!! Life is just too short to be bickering!

Calm Down, Calm Down!

[theyardieman]

@leopardskin2008 u sure ya familys from the pool.. my maa kicked me out the house coz i bought an evertonian home.. fuck knows what wud happen if i bought a manc home (if we made it that far like)

[Dhammond5]

@leopardskin2008

No there both shitholes

[cultivator23]

When i go to Britain i'll make sure to visit Liverpool to take pictures of these funny, inferior creatures called called Scousers.

lol.

[THETHOMASBOIS]

scousers good people qik witted funny as fuck and as for the manchester and liverpool thing going on in the comments below they both shitty citys lol ok

[hazza582]

ye manc shut yer face fuked face sum1 been stabed oh its a fat cock headed manc get a wash and a home

[theselector]

R the supposed to be Italian scousers?

[ThePivotSlicer]

lolage

[sophieliz1990]

LOL love it

[murphy09bitch]

haha that was brilliant :-D

[redballoon0]

Missed our L for like :)

[Jermyn78]

Liverpool winning the City of Culture award means you can now get mugged in 12 different languages.

[catherinek94]

im from liverpool and i find this the most funny out of anyone haha

[aSAMatic]

eh?! eh eh eh eh?!

[t1cTacJ0ey2010]

LMFAO

[scouserap]

scousa nd proud nd scousa 4 lyfe luv me accent :D :-)

[isaacer62]

m for manchester spit!!!

[LozzyBabiieXx]

Awwhh i love the scouse accents :)

Even though theres aint real i love it :D

Even though i'm a manc hahhha :L xx

[PD1968]

F= Is for Founded Manchester United LOL.

Manchester United The parish was the birthplace of the Newton Heath Lancashire and Yorkshire Railway Football Club which was established in 1878 and would later become the world famous Manchester United. It began life as a football team formed by Frederick Attock, a Liverpudlian who was a superintendent engineer of the Lancashire and Yorkshire Railway(L&YR).

[mrrmancunian]

Horrible accent.