you guys are dumb, if you saw the end, youd realize he was joking, he doesnt hate soccer/football. i had a whole essay lined up hating this guy, but hes joking deal with it you bitches. but his face is deformed
wow you are fucking gay. You dont know shit about football you fuckin dumb american football is the most popular sport in the world even Japan. Just because you suck at it and you are a weird fag does not meba football sucks.
comingevil, American football isn't the most popular sport in the world, soccer is. American football is popular in USA, Canada and Scotland. There may be some other countries, but soccer is the most popular. Did you mean to say that american football is the most popular?
no man by football i mean soccer thats what we call it in the Netherlands and the rest of the world. I love football and was saying it is the most popular sport in the world including japan. I hate american football it is dumb takes no skill. I have a trial coming up for next month for blackburn rovers you know them?
Robert9205, you said any soccer player would get killed by any player on the Pittsburgh Steelers. I think you're right on that one, but that doesn't mean that football is better than soccer it means in general football players are bigger and stronger.
Stubs, i doubt every soccer player would get killed by the Pittsburg steelers. on Some soccer teams half the soccer team is at least 6'1 and 190-220 pounds including the goalies usually being 6'4 200+ pounds. Some NFL player like CB's are 5'9 and 180 pounds.
uh yea... you got a funny persona.... but dude... you cn be funny without pissing off the football fans (yea thats right... football... i said it....)
Have you ever tried blocking a ball moving at 60mph in temperatures around freezing?! Man the imprint of the football stays for days ha ha.
Professional footballers, particularly 'keepers, will frequently face balls coming at them (oo-er!) at around 80mph and rarely will they travel in a straight line so what's wrong with that comparison? No need for cliched arguments here, the lad was spot on :-)
Have you ever gotten hit by a hard ball moving at upwards of 100 mph. Man the BROKEN BONES last for a while. Forget about a fastball to the face... say goodbye to your sinus cavities. The greatest part about it is that you have about .4 seconds to see it and get out of its way. That's the blink of an eye.
see, this little island called UK invent a game, and now its the most popular sport in the world. but when this rebel colony try to invent a game, nobody gives a sh1t
lmao only USA could call something a WORLD series and not invite the world
oh wow you've been to japan, of course you have, lots of americans have, ever since you bombed the crap out of them they have been forced to suck up to you and let your mcdonalds fatten up their people, go fuck yourself u little prick
Soccer spread throughout the world because it was the sport of choice for Britain's commoners (as opposed to cricket and rugby i.e. gentlemen's games) while Britain's commercial, cultural, and colonial influence was at its apex. It's also the most simplistic sport imaginable, so the linguistic barrier (say, between Britain, the continent, and South America) didn't even matter. One could watch a soccer match and understand the rules and gameplay in only minutes.
Notice how all the countries peopled by Britons prefer sports other than soccer? The English speaking countries of the Caribbean and the countries of the former Raj (India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, and Bangladesh) favor cricket. New Zealand, Australia, and (white) South Africa take rugby as their sport of choice, and the United States and Canada have their own rugby-based versions of football. Even Ireland has hurling and "Gaelic" football in addition to soccer.
All of these countries were cognizant of and acculturated to British sports. They were not limited to just soccer which was the case with Europe, South America, and most of Africa i.e. the soccer loving hotspots. With globalization, culture travels farther and wider than before. Now you see the popularity of basketball and rugby at the expense of soccer, which, in my eyes, is a positive development. Pretty much every sport is preferable to soccer.
With the internationalisation of football(FIFA).. Football, became became less of a British sport, therefor cricket and rugby became preferable exporting goods to the British colonies.
Your are such a fucking idiot. Football was invented and originally codified by England, but later on it became more and more popular in Europe. The need for international fixtures became relevant in Europe, therefor FIFA was created. This was without British participation. It was through FIFA football was spread out to the world, not through British colonisation. England was the most influential nation in Europe at the time, Europe just picked up the best they had to offer. Your rant fails.
Virtually all team sports were invented by Britain. Soccer was the British sport most easily transferable between cultures due to its simplicity. Britain spread soccer to Europe, South America, and to its many colonies as well. The European powers further spread the game to their colonies. FIFA merely organized international play - it did not spread soccer or codify it. The cultural barriers between Britain and Europe (South America, etc.) did not exist between Britain and...
its major colonies. These colonies, as I already mentioned, chose either cricket or rugby as their number one sport with, in general, a non-soccer sport in the number two spot. Europe didn't choose rugby over soccer because they didn't have rugby until recently; Italy and France, notably, have started to get into rugby. Basketball is also fairly popular in Spain, France, Germany, Greece, Turkey, the former Yugoslavia, and the former Soviet Union all of a sudden. We shall see how it fares.
you think just plain offending people that like football is funny? please dont give up your day job....and american isnt a language, you speak english...australians speak english and u never hear them say they speak australian because there isnt such a language...p.s..just because you live in japan doesnt mean ur not ignorant, and using a stuffed toy as a means to authenticate you living in japan? that was classic, you have clearly been soaking up the culture like a sponge
americans name a sport football! even though you hold the ball in your hands 98% of the game. i think ill create a sport where you have to use your finger tips to flick the ball and ill call it headball lol.
Englandownsyou, not all sports are named by the way the game is played,actually most aren't. If all were named that way golf would be called ironball or driverball, tennis would be named raquetball, hockey would be named stickball, basketball would be named handball or shootball. Do you see how this argument doesn't hold water. I agree that American football could have had another name, but Americans named it that because it was an evolution of the game rugby football.
Your "parent's sport" happens to have the best paid players in the world, even Tiger Woods doesn't come close to the money some European players get in a year. No heros? Go figure.
no hero's. just cuz your ignorant to players like pele, beckenbauer and so on doesn't mean they dont exist. if someone didn't know who michael jordan was, that doesn't mean he does exist. following me child... and if you dont think baseball's boring then you must be a very bored person. there's like 20 seconds of action between each fucking pitch
I was speaking to kids soccer---no hero, no goat, no crying kid on the way home from the game. Kids soccer is just Sunday afternoon exercize. Parents love Soccer---not expensive to play and everyone is the same skill level---awful. Parents love soccer----what kid cant run around and kick a ball ? Put that same kid in skates, give him a stick, drop a puck, and you have a real comedy. Kids need NO SKILL to play soccer. Is that even in debate ? It takes more skill to ride a damn bike.
yeah little kids play soccer no matter the skill level cuz its just something for them to do. but if you're not good at soccer you're not going to continue playing it at a higher level, if this is your way of trying to prove that soccer requires no skill then its a really poor attempt and clearly a weak argument. oh and i actually used to play hockey too, i like both sports, but you can't possibly think soccer requires no skill
You're soo fucken gay. Why the fuck is a stupid fucken American in Japan stay where ever you came from you fucken white piece of shit! FOOTBALL is the # 1 sport in the world what is your sport in the world...?? Yeah that's right it's not good enough to be considered a sport. hahaha you're so gay saying "soccer" what the fuck is that? I mean seriously can you americans be anymore lame? You know this is one of the few reasons why the world hates your country. FOOTBALL WILL ALWAYS BE NUMBER 1!!!!
Soccer is the most popular with over the half of the world's population watching it. (3.3 Billion). Like it or not U Americans just admit your sports going no where..
soccer fans are scary when pissed off lol. you guys really need to relax cause your just giving him what he wants (though i did find it funny). Futbol is fun and so is football so why cant we all just get along?
'American' was a language before America existed as a nation this is because the great nation invented time travel - thus no need to travel beyond their borders.
There's a circus called the NFL which is more degrading than anything.. The best thing, you don't have to have any skill in this sport, just be sorta athletic.. Be fat, be fat and srtong or be fast.. Just listen to what the coach tell you to do and you do it....
Why do Americans COPY Popular European Sports such as RUGBY and CRICKET?
Why CAN'T Americans REALIZE that BASEBALL is just a cheap watered down version of CRICKET just like NFL Football is just a cheap watered down version of RUGBY? Ah, lovely America.
P.S: Americans hate Rugby just as much as they hate Soccer, just ask Keith Old Bad Man, I mean, Keith Olbermann
P.S. Football for the Americans was established in the 1800's and was named football and soccer was given other names later to be named football in the mid 1900's so Americans had the name football before the stupid soccer. Get your facts straight ignorant fools.
and yeah soccer was started around the roman times but it was called foot games. It wasn't until the 1900's that it was given the name football. So American football was given the name first
i just wanna say that football(soccer for some weird)is the most popular game in the world .. and you're American as i see .. and i wanna let you know that the American government before world cup 2008 had a plan to win the world cup by 2014 .. so take your stupid hat and &%$#%@&%
LOL, AMERICANS CALL IT SOCCER, AND THEY HATE IT, WHY? BECAUSE AMERICANS CANT PLAY SOCCER AT ALL. you are right, it is the worlds most popular sport.
americans are really stubborn. since they cant play football, they call it lousy and that it sucks. but ooh look at them boast over a sport where they use only hands, and call it football?
soccer sucks penis wrinkles. No us Americans do love football it's one of the greatest sports in the world...But we love the hardcore paralyzing football with field goals not that pussy sport.
NFL is not really that big of a deal, and btw, nfl= pussy version of rugby btw, rugby has blood, real contact, and they dont hide pillows under their shirts.
Football is one of the most physically demanding sport. you have to run up and down the field for attacking and defending. and they last for 90 minutes, you wouldnt even last 10 minutes. have you seen soccer slide tackles, they can be from just a trip to ankle crunching, so dont call it pussy if you dont know what it is.
Players who are paide 100,000 per game, and managers who spend 100 million to buy a player. It takes 90 minutes for a game, the game can be so demanding that neither team can break each other;s defences. and i didnt say rugby was bad.
There has to be a most pop sport. If soccer did not exist, another sport would have to be most popular. Just like there is a most pop food. That doesn't mean that Rice is the only food one should eat. Just like Soccer is not the only sport one should play. Canandians don't try to shove hockey down other pls thoat. Americans don't try to shove Basketball or American Football down other ppls throats. Get over yourself. Are there Gridirons in England? No- you have zero choice. Americans do. U fail
americans are ignorants stupid dumbass... nothing is soccer? only us call it that not the rest of the world..Man FOOBALL is the biggest sport in the on planet Earth!...no other sport is nearly that big..and how the fuck can u ignorant stupid mothafaking americans have the right to not only steel the name of the game..u reename it and say football 2 ur stupid game.. nothing agienst american football its a great game..but please change the f**** name!!
Americans never stole any name...the word "Football" is 800 yrs old and refers to a game played on ones feet. Learn some sports history. Soccer=Association Football, just because you kick the ball does not mean...1) That why it's called Football...2) One sport owns the name. Assocition Football began in 1863. The United States already were playing a game called Football. Some nations call Rugby Football. All 1st world nations outside of europe call English football Soccer(even some Irish).
Name 1 first world nation outside of europe (the old world) that has soccer as their #1 sport. Don't tell me about Kenya or Brazil. Those ppl have no choices. I'm talking 1st world nations only.
The point is...Rice is #1 food in world, cheap & simple. Ppl who have no choice eat lots of rice. Poor countries around the world play soccer, it's their only choice because it's cheap enough(and simple enough) for all ppl to play. If these ppl were raise in the USA where you can't drive 2 miles without seeing a soccer pitch, but you'll also find baseball diamnds, football fields, hockey rinks, basketball courts etc... you'll see, given choices, that soccer is far behind. PS...Turkey is no FWC.
so what about all the fisrt world countries? ur argument doesnt work. they obvioulsy have choice in what they choose yet football is the number one choice by a country mile. why? because its simple enough to get game going and it si by far the most passionate sport in the world. nothing comes close to football in popularity because it is the best.
well soccer is a no- contact sport... they do need pads though cuz god forbid a gust of wind hit them... then i just dont know how they could manage to play the rest of the season, unless they had football pads.
Its called football and its a contact sport you can slide into some one with the cold metal studs on your shoe and if it goes wrong and the guy you hit was not wearing shin pads your fucked.
well without padding you would have cracked skulls, and constant broken bones lol. and look up some of the NFL football players they could roll a frying pan..... pussies, rolling frying pans..... :p
people only hate soccer because they are either fat or lazy. footbakk is for gay conceited people, football is rugby only dumbsized. nfl is for the rich bastards.
American football sucks, fuck all you u dumbass that are saying soccer is boring hahaha NFL is Booooring i fell sleep everytime i wacht nfl games actually every time i cant go to sleep i wacht NFl game it puts me to sleep fuck all nFl fans burn in hell
Running is difficult, for sure, but it does not equate to "toughness." Toughness is trying to break through a (literal) ton of massed men who want to essentially body slam you to the ground. Soccer players only hit the turf while feigning injury. There's nothing lazy about a sport that has two-a-days, and, for collegiate football and higher, nine months of training camp. Americans, working longer and more productively than any other people, are not lazy. American football reflects this reality.
Yankball is not tough they hav padding on. Im not a big fan of rugby but if u r talking about tough that is a tough sport and some of the tackels in footy aint exactly soft. But at the end of the day it's not all about being tough wen u play a sport it's about technical skill and footy rules ova yankball with that 1.
football players run around 300 yards per game and get like a 30 second break then run for 6 seconds and do that over and over and over again. soccer players non stop run for 2 periods which last for 45 min+. soccer players run several miles per game...300 yards isnt even 1/4 of a mile. also soccer players dont wear a ton of armor like football players do. for any of you football players say that soccer is gay and an easy pussy sport why dont u try dribling past 11 professional players yourself.
american football is played by women too. soccer is so much harder than football most people say its gay because they cant play for shit so they must hate the sport. it requires a lot of stamina skill and yes there is contact in it. soccer players get injured more than football players do...watch a game and see. america is a lazy country that lets china and all of the other places do their work for them . thats why america likes football instead of soccer because football requires little energy
lmao i love this guy. and yes soccer players are all gay bitches.. any sport that can be played by men and women with no changes in rules automatically makes the guy version of the sport incredibly gay and pussy-like
hahah yes. I try not to listen to stereotypes but this was hilarious. soccer is so boring to watch. my bf played soccer and i faked an emergency to leave his game early lol
you guys are dumb as fuck. nothing i say will stop 90% of the world from loving soccer. on the other hand, nothing i say will stop 90% of America from loving football or baseball or whatever other sport british people think is childish.
I DON'T GIVE MY NEIGHBOR'S SHIT WHO LIKES WHAT SPORT, AND NEITHER SHOULD ANY OF YOU PATHETIC FAG FUCKS.
this battle between football and soccer is for the second teir football code popularity. League/union(more league in my opinion) are easily better then both soccer and american football, maybe not in population or money, but definitely in what its like on the field, by that i mean toughness and skill, and until you have played both in australia i should say, then u either agree with me or not comment at all
Football is number in sports, and the only football there is. Gridiron, rugby league and union, aussie rules are competing with each other. There is more skill in football than the lesser team sports, only cricket comes close to football.
ok u diry brit go fucking suck a cock just cuz football doesnt have pussies rolling around on the ground for 30 minutes like soccer (fags) i dont bug u about soccer soo fuck and go watch that fag sport called soccer!
Fool. This whole video is an attack on football. In the UK we simply have no interest in gridiron or baseball, they are slow and boring. However envious yanks spend all their time insulting football because they are just not very good at it. Football will remain our first choice, thanks anyway.
im not bad for an american that doesnt noe jack about the sport but american football im like the best or 2nd best on the team..... and wait ok there is more foot skills in soccer but u have too have foot skills passing skills tackling skills blocking skills catching skills a lil bit ok kicking skills jumping skills.... and rugby is the 2nd best sport in the world i like rugby its just hard to play
Quote.."nfl gridiron is Rugby for girls" and i disassociate myself from only american fags who play gridiron and only do because US invented it. Little pee wee gridiron girls & boys who play dont know any better & its suited for them as gridiron is an unskilled kids game of bump. Older fags who play gridiron are completely retarded.
Been outside US and seen how much gridiron is chastised, belittled & rejected as its retarded but the gear they wear is unacceptably gay.
baseball is rounders which is a version of cricket for females. It's not soccer it football you stupid yank. The world series get the fu** out of here, only you guys play it. Football=most popular and greatest sport in the world. AMserican football=girly version of rugby. We invent all the best sports, you guys invent stupid sports where you throw a ball in a hoop.
"stupid sports where you throw a ball in a hoop" Tell me how throwing a ball through a hoop is dumber than kicking a ball into a net or whacking a ball with a stick. I don't see where the intellectual demands of one exceeds those of the others.
Using your feet require better skill and using a bat which is not part of your body require better hand eye co-ordination, plus our sports in general are tougher and require more stamina. No body other than you play your cheap rip off's of our games or the so called 'sports' you guys invented. A world series is more than all the states in the us of a.
Dude, the US has it's faults but so does every country. Sure, they might have more faults than other industrialized nations (like ours) but it helps to be optimistic. If more people tried to aid instead of criticize then maybe it wouldn't be so bad...
3.Football pitch is bigger- try running around that for @ least 90mins
4. You've got a population of 200 million immigrants; some talent is bound to exist.
5. Most popular sport on earth is football
btw it's been called football for over seven centuries (that's older then your country) and we actually use our feet in football. I rest my case now go back to your bucket of chicken and a big mac.
son small kids play football you mom don't think so! just cuz ur white and cant play don't mean its not a sport white trash!
and what the hell is a white boy like u doing in japan!
Harmondinho 2 years ago
According to your category this video is not set as comedy dumbass!
dracrow12 2 years ago
ball me blazer
moork23 2 years ago
you guys are dumb, if you saw the end, youd realize he was joking, he doesnt hate soccer/football. i had a whole essay lined up hating this guy, but hes joking deal with it you bitches. but his face is deformed
ilynchnaggers 2 years ago
wow you are fucking gay. You dont know shit about football you fuckin dumb american football is the most popular sport in the world even Japan. Just because you suck at it and you are a weird fag does not meba football sucks.
comingevil14 2 years ago
comingevil, American football isn't the most popular sport in the world, soccer is. American football is popular in USA, Canada and Scotland. There may be some other countries, but soccer is the most popular. Did you mean to say that american football is the most popular?
stubs96 2 years ago
no man by football i mean soccer thats what we call it in the Netherlands and the rest of the world. I love football and was saying it is the most popular sport in the world including japan. I hate american football it is dumb takes no skill. I have a trial coming up for next month for blackburn rovers you know them?
comingevil14 2 years ago
YOU ARE AN UGLY DUMB AMERICAN
you hav boulgy eyes and make small children cry you michael jackson wannabee
MaddyTheFierce 2 years ago 3
yeah... and i speak dutch-english... americans are stupid
ajaxfan34 2 years ago
nice.... he just called over 80% of the world knumbskulls...
ajaxfan34 2 years ago 2
Just another dumb prick with a tiny penis and a youtube account.
camhirtle 2 years ago
I can read the sign......
lordofchaos86 2 years ago
This guy is a fking piece of sht ugly fucker, shave your eebrows ugly fuxker piece of ugly shit fucker. Soccer best sport in the world.
lapatria100 2 years ago
Ok, it's all a joke.
But still, more MEN play Football than any other sport in the world.
evillutionskate 2 years ago
i don't think any soccer player from england could take ANTONE on the world champion team of football pittsburgh steelers in a fight
ROBERT9205 2 years ago
no shit doesnt mean football is better than soccer
phxboy787 2 years ago
i dunno... john terry is pretty tough, and steven gerrard seems to think he can beat anyone in a fight recently
Diouri28 2 years ago
Robert9205, you said any soccer player would get killed by any player on the Pittsburgh Steelers. I think you're right on that one, but that doesn't mean that football is better than soccer it means in general football players are bigger and stronger.
stubs96 2 years ago
Stubs, i doubt every soccer player would get killed by the Pittsburg steelers. on Some soccer teams half the soccer team is at least 6'1 and 190-220 pounds including the goalies usually being 6'4 200+ pounds. Some NFL player like CB's are 5'9 and 180 pounds.
wrightnum3 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA
"football is a game played by small children"
HAHAHAHAHA
ignorant.
cacamaca14 2 years ago
football is technically the most popular sport in the world
live with it
footballforever20 2 years ago
soccer is pussy sport period i dont give a crap if u get all hurt...
Aznmitch3 2 years ago
You've never played real football?
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Gridiron is all about fat fairies in tights and paddings in a pussifyfied version of rugby.
Hammerhook12 2 years ago
uh yea... you got a funny persona.... but dude... you cn be funny without pissing off the football fans (yea thats right... football... i said it....)
futuresight 2 years ago
soccer freakin owns you noob
xLambx3 2 years ago
im not british... and i love soccer and hole fkn world does too.. but some americans are so self centered that makes me sick
CaliDva 2 years ago
Have you ever tried blocking a ball moving at 60mph in temperatures around freezing?! Man the imprint of the football stays for days ha ha.
Professional footballers, particularly 'keepers, will frequently face balls coming at them (oo-er!) at around 80mph and rarely will they travel in a straight line so what's wrong with that comparison? No need for cliched arguments here, the lad was spot on :-)
OneEyedWheeler 2 years ago
Have you ever gotten hit by a hard ball moving at upwards of 100 mph. Man the BROKEN BONES last for a while. Forget about a fastball to the face... say goodbye to your sinus cavities. The greatest part about it is that you have about .4 seconds to see it and get out of its way. That's the blink of an eye.
skusome 2 years ago
THAT is funny :D
OneEyedWheeler 2 years ago
Masses of skill, vision fitness and agility required to play Pokemon... how does it compare with the number one sport in the world?
OneEyedWheeler 2 years ago
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OneEyedWheeler 2 years ago
If you were any good as a comedian you wouldn't have to tell us at the end that you are a comedian and "this is all a joke."
Try making someone laugh.
OneEyedWheeler 2 years ago
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This was a waste of my time >:(
BlueBomber008 3 years ago 2
Wow. Ace Ventura found YouTube.
AndyM3000 3 years ago
This is a joke? This has to be the least funniest joke EVER!!!!! U Fucking suck!!!!
ogikehigh 3 years ago 4
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see, this little island called UK invent a game, and now its the most popular sport in the world. but when this rebel colony try to invent a game, nobody gives a sh1t
lmao only USA could call something a WORLD series and not invite the world
94peace94 3 years ago 2
your a weirdo and a strange person. you are ignorent,who cares if you have a passport.... i dont really care . your not a very worldly person.
goaliegrl4 3 years ago
haha this is awesome
haters...
buckethead619 3 years ago
oh wow you've been to japan, of course you have, lots of americans have, ever since you bombed the crap out of them they have been forced to suck up to you and let your mcdonalds fatten up their people, go fuck yourself u little prick
Micnintendofreak 3 years ago 3
lets just hope theres another earthquake in japan soon
HardcoreWomble 3 years ago
you are not funny
FakePlasticCheese 3 years ago
you say that your a comedian but your not very funny
uiuitd 3 years ago
What an ugly motherfucker. Ew.
axelbowendale 3 years ago
suck a duck and i mean duck
kmations11 3 years ago
I think Stephen Colbert should punch you in the face. Terrible impression.
Jamato84 3 years ago
FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER ASS HOLE
asniper121 3 years ago
You should take your own life.
MattyBoy1987 3 years ago
fuck your motherasshole
yishi1986 3 years ago
Soccer spread throughout the world because it was the sport of choice for Britain's commoners (as opposed to cricket and rugby i.e. gentlemen's games) while Britain's commercial, cultural, and colonial influence was at its apex. It's also the most simplistic sport imaginable, so the linguistic barrier (say, between Britain, the continent, and South America) didn't even matter. One could watch a soccer match and understand the rules and gameplay in only minutes.
RenShiWu 3 years ago
Notice how all the countries peopled by Britons prefer sports other than soccer? The English speaking countries of the Caribbean and the countries of the former Raj (India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, and Bangladesh) favor cricket. New Zealand, Australia, and (white) South Africa take rugby as their sport of choice, and the United States and Canada have their own rugby-based versions of football. Even Ireland has hurling and "Gaelic" football in addition to soccer.
RenShiWu 3 years ago
All of these countries were cognizant of and acculturated to British sports. They were not limited to just soccer which was the case with Europe, South America, and most of Africa i.e. the soccer loving hotspots. With globalization, culture travels farther and wider than before. Now you see the popularity of basketball and rugby at the expense of soccer, which, in my eyes, is a positive development. Pretty much every sport is preferable to soccer.
RenShiWu 3 years ago
With globalization football is constantly gaining worldwide popularity. You fail again.
Ledeter08 3 years ago
With the internationalisation of football(FIFA).. Football, became became less of a British sport, therefor cricket and rugby became preferable exporting goods to the British colonies.
Ledeter08 3 years ago
Your are such a fucking idiot. Football was invented and originally codified by England, but later on it became more and more popular in Europe. The need for international fixtures became relevant in Europe, therefor FIFA was created. This was without British participation. It was through FIFA football was spread out to the world, not through British colonisation. England was the most influential nation in Europe at the time, Europe just picked up the best they had to offer. Your rant fails.
Ledeter08 3 years ago
Virtually all team sports were invented by Britain. Soccer was the British sport most easily transferable between cultures due to its simplicity. Britain spread soccer to Europe, South America, and to its many colonies as well. The European powers further spread the game to their colonies. FIFA merely organized international play - it did not spread soccer or codify it. The cultural barriers between Britain and Europe (South America, etc.) did not exist between Britain and...
RenShiWu 3 years ago
its major colonies. These colonies, as I already mentioned, chose either cricket or rugby as their number one sport with, in general, a non-soccer sport in the number two spot. Europe didn't choose rugby over soccer because they didn't have rugby until recently; Italy and France, notably, have started to get into rugby. Basketball is also fairly popular in Spain, France, Germany, Greece, Turkey, the former Yugoslavia, and the former Soviet Union all of a sudden. We shall see how it fares.
RenShiWu 3 years ago
comedians are funny, this guy is as funny as cancer
joemufc2 3 years ago
you think just plain offending people that like football is funny? please dont give up your day job....and american isnt a language, you speak english...australians speak english and u never hear them say they speak australian because there isnt such a language...p.s..just because you live in japan doesnt mean ur not ignorant, and using a stuffed toy as a means to authenticate you living in japan? that was classic, you have clearly been soaking up the culture like a sponge
bushki 3 years ago
haaahahahahahah you talk like a reporter and a fag
brasiln1 3 years ago
this guy said it was a joke, that means what he said is not true... why make a dumb discussion about it? Soccer is a great sport..
JustinPrasad221 3 years ago
i got pwned no yoou helped me prove my point thanks real football (american football) is barley 100 years old thanks
spike09500 3 years ago
americans name a sport football! even though you hold the ball in your hands 98% of the game. i think ill create a sport where you have to use your finger tips to flick the ball and ill call it headball lol.
EnglandOwnsYou 3 years ago
Englandownsyou, not all sports are named by the way the game is played,actually most aren't. If all were named that way golf would be called ironball or driverball, tennis would be named raquetball, hockey would be named stickball, basketball would be named handball or shootball. Do you see how this argument doesn't hold water. I agree that American football could have had another name, but Americans named it that because it was an evolution of the game rugby football.
stubs96 3 years ago
yeah but going by the logic of naming american football, football. handball would be named football. its reverse logic.
beats1n1shit 3 years ago
Kids hate soccer. Soccer is for the parents. No hero, no goat, no kid striking out in the ninth inning. Every game ZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZz 1 to nothing.
B O R I N G
matt75hooper 3 years ago
Your "parent's sport" happens to have the best paid players in the world, even Tiger Woods doesn't come close to the money some European players get in a year. No heros? Go figure.
ceekay100 3 years ago
no hero's. just cuz your ignorant to players like pele, beckenbauer and so on doesn't mean they dont exist. if someone didn't know who michael jordan was, that doesn't mean he does exist. following me child... and if you dont think baseball's boring then you must be a very bored person. there's like 20 seconds of action between each fucking pitch
beats1n1shit 3 years ago
I was speaking to kids soccer---no hero, no goat, no crying kid on the way home from the game. Kids soccer is just Sunday afternoon exercize. Parents love Soccer---not expensive to play and everyone is the same skill level---awful. Parents love soccer----what kid cant run around and kick a ball ? Put that same kid in skates, give him a stick, drop a puck, and you have a real comedy. Kids need NO SKILL to play soccer. Is that even in debate ? It takes more skill to ride a damn bike.
matt75hooper 3 years ago
yeah little kids play soccer no matter the skill level cuz its just something for them to do. but if you're not good at soccer you're not going to continue playing it at a higher level, if this is your way of trying to prove that soccer requires no skill then its a really poor attempt and clearly a weak argument. oh and i actually used to play hockey too, i like both sports, but you can't possibly think soccer requires no skill
beats1n1shit 3 years ago
you should be an actor
uglyguy121808 3 years ago
your right football is number one. Soccer can keep number too
Americans can keep our head held high without the means of mocking another country in the worlds most dull sport, soccer,
and wernt sports made to create chracter for not only the players but the fans as well?
wasnt soccer created to unite Europe as a whole but I havent seen that at all
as I see it you countrys are at each others neck every day grow up and smell the pig skin
Thablonde 3 years ago
uhh ever heard of the european union, jackass, sadly europe is more united than america is... and europe is a continent
beats1n1shit 3 years ago
You're soo fucken gay. Why the fuck is a stupid fucken American in Japan stay where ever you came from you fucken white piece of shit! FOOTBALL is the # 1 sport in the world what is your sport in the world...?? Yeah that's right it's not good enough to be considered a sport. hahaha you're so gay saying "soccer" what the fuck is that? I mean seriously can you americans be anymore lame? You know this is one of the few reasons why the world hates your country. FOOTBALL WILL ALWAYS BE NUMBER 1!!!!
salcal522 3 years ago
Some would say 'comteporary comedian' others would just say CUNT CUNT CUNT
glosroad 3 years ago
for a comedian u not funny
jme003 3 years ago
Soccer is the most popular with over the half of the world's population watching it. (3.3 Billion). Like it or not U Americans just admit your sports going no where..
cgsnim 3 years ago
footall in america is around 120 years old and football everywhere else is one of the worlds first sports football in cnada is now becoming popular
spike09500 3 years ago
wow, american football is popular in a whole two countries. no way
beats1n1shit 3 years ago
soccer fans are scary when pissed off lol. you guys really need to relax cause your just giving him what he wants (though i did find it funny). Futbol is fun and so is football so why cant we all just get along?
L33TSeal 3 years ago
You calling someone a weirdo. The words pot, kettle, and black spring to mind for some strange reason.
ryan07903 3 years ago
wow if that was joke and your a comedian its best thinking about a career change cause that was neither funny or entertaining
BigKrazyKag 3 years ago
FUCK YOU U CAN SUCK MY DICK AMERICAN
sdazulkrema 3 years ago
I dont give two flying monkeys where you live Coco.
dbexperience 3 years ago
'American' was a language before America existed as a nation this is because the great nation invented time travel - thus no need to travel beyond their borders.
M42Bimmer 3 years ago
piss the fuck off
PinkybEEch 3 years ago
i dont play football, i play basketball so.. i wouldnt care.
ThePeaceMakerKid 3 years ago
I love those big fluffy hairy eyebrows....
Hammerhook12 3 years ago
soccer is the most fake theatre acting bullshit possible.
ThePeaceMakerKid 3 years ago
There's a circus called the NFL which is more degrading than anything.. The best thing, you don't have to have any skill in this sport, just be sorta athletic.. Be fat, be fat and srtong or be fast.. Just listen to what the coach tell you to do and you do it....
Hammerhook12 3 years ago
i take it back....u fucken got me man...props props....domo arigato
trakas35 3 years ago
dude....ur full of shit.....im 16 and i play...and i'm no weirdo. A wierdo wouldnt fuck u up like i would...
trakas35 3 years ago 2
Why do Americans COPY Popular European Sports such as RUGBY and CRICKET?
Why CAN'T Americans REALIZE that BASEBALL is just a cheap watered down version of CRICKET just like NFL Football is just a cheap watered down version of RUGBY? Ah, lovely America.
P.S: Americans hate Rugby just as much as they hate Soccer, just ask Keith Old Bad Man, I mean, Keith Olbermann
LuchaLibreFan26 3 years ago
Sry but soccer isn't just for children. It's the world's most favorite sport and it's played all around the world.
(It's just my opinion)
Degradation13 3 years ago
P.S. Football for the Americans was established in the 1800's and was named football and soccer was given other names later to be named football in the mid 1900's so Americans had the name football before the stupid soccer. Get your facts straight ignorant fools.
rockroserdboy 3 years ago
American football was established in the 1800's, do you even know when was football started?
And btw, all knowing american. please do explain why the hell is it called football, when you grab the ball and run it?
ReggaeZal 3 years ago
I wasn't tryin to be rude dude I was just lettin you know why the Americans feel this way. So don't go PMS'n on me
rockroserdboy 3 years ago
and yeah soccer was started around the roman times but it was called foot games. It wasn't until the 1900's that it was given the name football. So American football was given the name first
rockroserdboy 3 years ago
here are some amazing facts figured out in a poll in 2008
1. 32% of american men are retarded and obese
2. 48% of the remaining 68 are either retarded OR obese
3. the final 10% are ok.
4. governor watts spends 67% of his time sucking cock.
5. he spends the remaining 33% practising that ridiculous voice which he cant pull off, and making very bad annoying videos... he doesnt sleep or eat
dont shoot the messenger now people, this is all pure fact from that poll taken in berlin on august 15th 2008
7km08 3 years ago
Ali...slater...and now 7km08
all love to invent stats
same person?
or 3 tools
Zurrixia 3 years ago 3
i didnt invent them, there was a convention i attented in stuttgart in august. they proved them statistics in a pole there.
for fuck sake you wernt meant to take it seriously... please tell me you didnt know that!
7km08 3 years ago
so your racist against Americans? I'm confused
rockroserdboy 3 years ago
People, GovernorWatts is a comedian, I think. Just watch the whole video.
CitizenDick1 3 years ago
i just wanna say that football(soccer for some weird)is the most popular game in the world .. and you're American as i see .. and i wanna let you know that the American government before world cup 2008 had a plan to win the world cup by 2014 .. so take your stupid hat and &%$#%@&%
3BooD79 3 years ago
LOL, AMERICANS CALL IT SOCCER, AND THEY HATE IT, WHY? BECAUSE AMERICANS CANT PLAY SOCCER AT ALL. you are right, it is the worlds most popular sport.
americans are really stubborn. since they cant play football, they call it lousy and that it sucks. but ooh look at them boast over a sport where they use only hands, and call it football?
ReggaeZal 3 years ago
soccer sucks penis wrinkles. No us Americans do love football it's one of the greatest sports in the world...But we love the hardcore paralyzing football with field goals not that pussy sport.
rockroserdboy 3 years ago
NFL is not really that big of a deal, and btw, nfl= pussy version of rugby btw, rugby has blood, real contact, and they dont hide pillows under their shirts.
Football is one of the most physically demanding sport. you have to run up and down the field for attacking and defending. and they last for 90 minutes, you wouldnt even last 10 minutes. have you seen soccer slide tackles, they can be from just a trip to ankle crunching, so dont call it pussy if you dont know what it is.
ReggaeZal 3 years ago 2
soccer is for pussy's and btw i do watch rugby, New Zealand, and both those sports put soccer to shame.
rockroserdboy 3 years ago
Exactly how is it for pussys?
Players who are paide 100,000 per game, and managers who spend 100 million to buy a player. It takes 90 minutes for a game, the game can be so demanding that neither team can break each other;s defences. and i didnt say rugby was bad.
ReggaeZal 3 years ago
There has to be a most pop sport. If soccer did not exist, another sport would have to be most popular. Just like there is a most pop food. That doesn't mean that Rice is the only food one should eat. Just like Soccer is not the only sport one should play. Canandians don't try to shove hockey down other pls thoat. Americans don't try to shove Basketball or American Football down other ppls throats. Get over yourself. Are there Gridirons in England? No- you have zero choice. Americans do. U fail
Zurrixia 3 years ago
americans are ignorants stupid dumbass... nothing is soccer? only us call it that not the rest of the world..Man FOOBALL is the biggest sport in the on planet Earth!...no other sport is nearly that big..and how the fuck can u ignorant stupid mothafaking americans have the right to not only steel the name of the game..u reename it and say football 2 ur stupid game.. nothing agienst american football its a great game..but please change the f**** name!!
latino163 3 years ago
Dude chill out. Aren't there less trivial things to freak out about than the names and popularities of sports?
H2Zman 3 years ago
Americans never stole any name...the word "Football" is 800 yrs old and refers to a game played on ones feet. Learn some sports history. Soccer=Association Football, just because you kick the ball does not mean...1) That why it's called Football...2) One sport owns the name. Assocition Football began in 1863. The United States already were playing a game called Football. Some nations call Rugby Football. All 1st world nations outside of europe call English football Soccer(even some Irish).
Zurrixia 3 years ago
wow thats funny as hell
cobraopts7 3 years ago
lol soccer sucks! amercian football is better.
Heres why.
1. Soccer is not a contact sport
2. Oh no a gust of wind hit someone omfg hes dead zomfg!
3. HAHAHAHHA SHIN GUARDS BULLSHIT U CANT EVEN WALK IN THOSE LITTLE FUCKS!
Thenolimitsexpert 3 years ago
PMSL okay you know fuck all!
1. yes it is a contact sport
2. those twats who dive around are mostly italians or some other foreign players who find it acceptable to dive in their country
3. wtf kind of shin pads were you wearing?
also some more points
4. NFL SUCK! football fans are so much more passionate and dont spend the time sitting down eating hot dogs!
5. NFL players wear tights ffs
6. who the cares bout NFL apart form yanks?
7. NFL is a stupid slow sport that stops every 20 seconds!
bluebennjy99 3 years ago 4
Name 1 first world nation outside of europe (the old world) that has soccer as their #1 sport. Don't tell me about Kenya or Brazil. Those ppl have no choices. I'm talking 1st world nations only.
Zurrixia 3 years ago
what is the point in this? turkey is one but seriously what does this prove mate?
bluebennjy99 3 years ago
The point is...Rice is #1 food in world, cheap & simple. Ppl who have no choice eat lots of rice. Poor countries around the world play soccer, it's their only choice because it's cheap enough(and simple enough) for all ppl to play. If these ppl were raise in the USA where you can't drive 2 miles without seeing a soccer pitch, but you'll also find baseball diamnds, football fields, hockey rinks, basketball courts etc... you'll see, given choices, that soccer is far behind. PS...Turkey is no FWC.
Zurrixia 3 years ago
so what about all the fisrt world countries? ur argument doesnt work. they obvioulsy have choice in what they choose yet football is the number one choice by a country mile. why? because its simple enough to get game going and it si by far the most passionate sport in the world. nothing comes close to football in popularity because it is the best.
and yes turkey is a first world country.
bluebennjy99 3 years ago
Dream on
Zurrixia 3 years ago
dont need to its reality
bluebennjy99 3 years ago
You stole those lines from Colin Coward, ha.
CitizenDick1 3 years ago
wow ur such a fag this video sucks and ur the weirdo
Celaya93 3 years ago
well soccer is a no- contact sport... they do need pads though cuz god forbid a gust of wind hit them... then i just dont know how they could manage to play the rest of the season, unless they had football pads.
nlchamps07fan 3 years ago
Its called football and its a contact sport you can slide into some one with the cold metal studs on your shoe and if it goes wrong and the guy you hit was not wearing shin pads your fucked.
MDHMAN4 3 years ago
I dont know if you play baseball or football but you are seriously gay!!!!
GreekBomber 3 years ago
well, getting AIDS is a little funny. but no that wasan awful, AWFUL attempt at humour.
if ya changed the word "soccer" to "american football" then it would just be fact.
such a shit sport, really, i cant believe people get paid for it.
1 guy to throw the ball
a few fast guys to catch the ball
a few fat bastards to run into eachother
and its for fucking pussies. THEY WEAR PADDING!... PADDING!!! how can they say football(soccer)is for pussies
7km08 3 years ago
well without padding you would have cracked skulls, and constant broken bones lol. and look up some of the NFL football players they could roll a frying pan..... pussies, rolling frying pans..... :p
mateo3713 3 years ago
If this is a joke why is it about as funny as getting aids?
Drucey91 3 years ago
people only hate soccer because they are either fat or lazy. footbakk is for gay conceited people, football is rugby only dumbsized. nfl is for the rich bastards.
sukamugen 3 years ago
no one hates soccer, we just doncare about it. and we dont hate wankers. we only hate youtube wankers
gustavsaucedo 3 years ago
SOCCER SUCK SO DO U
CroxyDaddy 3 years ago
haha...waT a gaY, ignorant, dumb, ugly, american who never got a passport! fag!
blakonese789 3 years ago
American football sucks, fuck all you u dumbass that are saying soccer is boring hahaha NFL is Booooring i fell sleep everytime i wacht nfl games actually every time i cant go to sleep i wacht NFl game it puts me to sleep fuck all nFl fans burn in hell
hancky3 3 years ago 3
you're sucha douche
bitchhimfamouz 3 years ago
Im not using youtube ever again I guess is all this video did
mikegsg9 3 years ago
your funny but wrong
teotronrs 3 years ago
american lemonball is so so gay
oqal 3 years ago
Running is difficult, for sure, but it does not equate to "toughness." Toughness is trying to break through a (literal) ton of massed men who want to essentially body slam you to the ground. Soccer players only hit the turf while feigning injury. There's nothing lazy about a sport that has two-a-days, and, for collegiate football and higher, nine months of training camp. Americans, working longer and more productively than any other people, are not lazy. American football reflects this reality.
RenShiWu 3 years ago
Yankball is not tough they hav padding on. Im not a big fan of rugby but if u r talking about tough that is a tough sport and some of the tackels in footy aint exactly soft. But at the end of the day it's not all about being tough wen u play a sport it's about technical skill and footy rules ova yankball with that 1.
Drucey91 3 years ago
two a days!! yeahh!! football!! trucksss!!! woo!! america!!!
jk fuck you
cmoney1860 3 years ago
football players run around 300 yards per game and get like a 30 second break then run for 6 seconds and do that over and over and over again. soccer players non stop run for 2 periods which last for 45 min+. soccer players run several miles per game...300 yards isnt even 1/4 of a mile. also soccer players dont wear a ton of armor like football players do. for any of you football players say that soccer is gay and an easy pussy sport why dont u try dribling past 11 professional players yourself.
tbtpres1 3 years ago
american football is played by women too. soccer is so much harder than football most people say its gay because they cant play for shit so they must hate the sport. it requires a lot of stamina skill and yes there is contact in it. soccer players get injured more than football players do...watch a game and see. america is a lazy country that lets china and all of the other places do their work for them . thats why america likes football instead of soccer because football requires little energy
tbtpres1 3 years ago
this is all a joke lmao
iplayanygame 3 years ago
lmao i love this guy. and yes soccer players are all gay bitches.. any sport that can be played by men and women with no changes in rules automatically makes the guy version of the sport incredibly gay and pussy-like
meyerx53 3 years ago
hahah yes. I try not to listen to stereotypes but this was hilarious. soccer is so boring to watch. my bf played soccer and i faked an emergency to leave his game early lol
LtBn 3 years ago
superbowl sucks
AFCAjaxx 3 years ago
HAHAHA.
you guys are dumb as fuck. nothing i say will stop 90% of the world from loving soccer. on the other hand, nothing i say will stop 90% of America from loving football or baseball or whatever other sport british people think is childish.
I DON'T GIVE MY NEIGHBOR'S SHIT WHO LIKES WHAT SPORT, AND NEITHER SHOULD ANY OF YOU PATHETIC FAG FUCKS.
milam69 3 years ago
football not soccer. Don't follow the Americans.
p14y2w1n 3 years ago
Did this guy take his Ritalin? I mean, dude, STOP SHOUTING.
lH0VA 3 years ago
this guy is retarded. not funny at all.
kissnqueen123 3 years ago
this battle between football and soccer is for the second teir football code popularity. League/union(more league in my opinion) are easily better then both soccer and american football, maybe not in population or money, but definitely in what its like on the field, by that i mean toughness and skill, and until you have played both in australia i should say, then u either agree with me or not comment at all
jk94111 3 years ago
Football is number in sports, and the only football there is. Gridiron, rugby league and union, aussie rules are competing with each other. There is more skill in football than the lesser team sports, only cricket comes close to football.
warriorprince1010 3 years ago
your an idiot!!
sarcasmmister 3 years ago
ok u diry brit go fucking suck a cock just cuz football doesnt have pussies rolling around on the ground for 30 minutes like soccer (fags) i dont bug u about soccer soo fuck and go watch that fag sport called soccer!
thomasgreendog 3 years ago
Fool. This whole video is an attack on football. In the UK we simply have no interest in gridiron or baseball, they are slow and boring. However envious yanks spend all their time insulting football because they are just not very good at it. Football will remain our first choice, thanks anyway.
warriorprince1010 3 years ago
its a joke clam down but soccer does suck
biggun1225 3 years ago
Its you who clearly needs to calm down and quit hating football, just because you suck at it.
warriorprince1010 3 years ago
im not bad for an american that doesnt noe jack about the sport but american football im like the best or 2nd best on the team..... and wait ok there is more foot skills in soccer but u have too have foot skills passing skills tackling skills blocking skills catching skills a lil bit ok kicking skills jumping skills.... and rugby is the 2nd best sport in the world i like rugby its just hard to play
biggun1225 3 years ago
dude you fucking rock!!!!!!
DeptulaRacing 3 years ago
Yep,you're kind of funny man =P
Buuut i still think that football beats american football and baseball that are "no skill need" sports xD
RoxGuerra 3 years ago
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Football & Beckham #1
Quote.."nfl gridiron is Rugby for girls" and i disassociate myself from only american fags who play gridiron and only do because US invented it. Little pee wee gridiron girls & boys who play dont know any better & its suited for them as gridiron is an unskilled kids game of bump. Older fags who play gridiron are completely retarded.
Been outside US and seen how much gridiron is chastised, belittled & rejected as its retarded but the gear they wear is unacceptably gay.
Guiseppe107 3 years ago
I dont like soccer or footbal but trust me you need ALOT of skill to play baseball especially at the elite level.
furgee 3 years ago
u know wat u r gay ur mom is and so is ur dad and go get a lif and shove ur doll were the sun sdoes not shine bitch
jetyo89 3 years ago
Why don't you take your doll and shove it up your ass!
futballstar95 3 years ago
do not joke like that asshole and soccer is the best sport in the world
dinokokic 3 years ago 3
Another yank upset that no one watches gridiron and baseball. Get over it, football is numbero uno.
warriorprince1010 3 years ago
I kinda disagree. I think football is number 2 soccer is like 30 or something like that.
furgee 3 years ago
Nope football is number one. Major fail.
warriorprince1010 3 years ago
baseball is rounders which is a version of cricket for females. It's not soccer it football you stupid yank. The world series get the fu** out of here, only you guys play it. Football=most popular and greatest sport in the world. AMserican football=girly version of rugby. We invent all the best sports, you guys invent stupid sports where you throw a ball in a hoop.
TotalWarrior86 3 years ago
"stupid sports where you throw a ball in a hoop" Tell me how throwing a ball through a hoop is dumber than kicking a ball into a net or whacking a ball with a stick. I don't see where the intellectual demands of one exceeds those of the others.
GovernorWatts 3 years ago
Using your feet require better skill and using a bat which is not part of your body require better hand eye co-ordination, plus our sports in general are tougher and require more stamina. No body other than you play your cheap rip off's of our games or the so called 'sports' you guys invented. A world series is more than all the states in the us of a.
TotalWarrior86 3 years ago
*ahem* Basketball was invented by a Canadian, thank you very much. >_>
Hadogei123456789 3 years ago
its a rubbish sport played by yanks and popular in the usa. obviously since its the most obese nation on earth, real sports are not welcome
TotalWarrior86 3 years ago
Dude, the US has it's faults but so does every country. Sure, they might have more faults than other industrialized nations (like ours) but it helps to be optimistic. If more people tried to aid instead of criticize then maybe it wouldn't be so bad...
Hadogei123456789 3 years ago
1. at least we're not starving.
2. at least we havent fallen completely to the wuss european atmosphere
3. i dont see you running around the entire basketball game.
4. more olympic medals for us
and 5. soccer is highly overrated
kalibur14 3 years ago 2
1. wtf are you on we're not starving
2.our culture is great- yours is based on ours
3.Football pitch is bigger- try running around that for @ least 90mins
4. You've got a population of 200 million immigrants; some talent is bound to exist.
5. Most popular sport on earth is football
btw it's been called football for over seven centuries (that's older then your country) and we actually use our feet in football. I rest my case now go back to your bucket of chicken and a big mac.
TotalWarrior86 3 years ago
haha nice
nathanengland50 3 years ago