I can't eat meat!!!

[GlorifiedMonster]

mango: *turns away* we were never meant to be!

[KILLA93207]

You give me the Jidders

[MormonManUtah]

Simply learn how to eat meat. The idea that we must eat meat with veggies and fruits is lame. Man has eaten meat for 1000's of years. Did they combine with a bunch of starchy carbs or even veggies? No, they killed something and ate it. Then then rested. Then they foraged for seeds, veggies and fruits.  Too much alkaline and too much acid will kill you. You must find balance. Men need to be more acidic and work their asses off to maintain vitality and proper testosterone.

[djstonnie]

u body wont accept it lol.... just like society wont accpet u

[djstonnie]

ur one disgusting little fag

[sortaAWSOMEish]

you are definently a "retarded" mango

[ChiombisTV]

i thought Mango stands for 'Mongolian'

[shastrayana]

This guy is making funny of vegetarians! What more you can expect from a chinese, however this guy is a good actor...!!!!!!

[chookiish]

vegetarism is healthy. i've heard they dont eat meat in japan, but mostly fish and rice. thats why they live long and have good health.

[potatoheadhaoy]

@chookiish

Yeah. Because the Japanese post-Meiji-era diet totally didn`t consist of "western" food, right?

Seriously, that was like 200 years ago; I can`t think of a proper reason this can actually be thought of as a

valid fact.

[jantheempress]

Mango!

[LinzeeDesper]

Vegestables? 3:07

[Omeegia]

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[moosedam]

eat dat meat

[john17972]

Better eat some tofu and legumes (beans) to get enough protein. Or you can drink chocolate soy milk, it is so yummy.

[salamonetalton]

most people i know that are vegan are sick moreso than meateaters.there is nothing wrong with eating meat. please dont force on everyone else your views.a human's stomach is more like a carnivore like a cat than a herbivore like a cow.a cow has to have 2 stomachs to digest the plants.

[choicesdefineus]

@salamonetalton thats a horrible comparison, do you know anything about the anatomy of caranviores, omnivores and herbivores. haha. a cow is huge ! carnaviores on average have really short intestinal tracks, wheres herbivores have really long intestinal tracks. Wheres do humans sit? ill let you research that..

[justcallmeassinine]

@choicesdefineus I wonder if you are aware that most Asians have longer intestinal tracks than other races. Could this have evolved through many centuries of rice and grain diets and perhaps traditions regarding the sanctity of all animal life ? Just curious.

[choicesdefineus]

@salamonetalton the reason they have short tracks is because its a drag on the body, so in and out it goes ! Im a vegitarian who believes vegans and meat eaters can work, meat eaters usally more so, but meat shouldnt be eaten so much ! your intestines are just too long !

[StevenBee2]

@salamonetalton Hey man - actually, our digestive systems are not at all like cats. There are very few true carnivores among mammals, and those who are have very specialized systems to handle such a restrictive diet. Our systems are much closer to omnivores like bears, dogs, & herbivores like gorillas & some other primates. PS - the stereotype of a vegetarian being stickly & sickly is just that - a stereotype. I've been veggie for most of my life - I rarely get sick and I'm fat & happy.

[GoodRedBlackRatio]

@StevenBee2 It's funny you should say that - Almost all the veggies I've met in my my life were fat. Not even just a case of the chubs, they were unhealthy fat. Maybe because they take in too much carbs? I'm not sure!

[StevenBee2]

@GoodRedBlackRatio Well, speaking for myself, it's a combination of genetics, a sedentary lifestyle (I'm a desk-worker), and little effort to be otherwise (no exercise regiment). If I ate meat, I would be just as overweight as I am now, except that - like nearly every other male in my extended family - I would have a weakened heart struggling to pump blood through clogged arteries, I'd be diabetic have digestive problems & irritable bowel syndrome. Instead I feel healthy all the time.

[LegacyFTW]

@salamonetalton No, humans stomach is not like a cat's, and cows have four stomachs not two. And herbivores have longer intestinal tracks than carnivores, not meaning shit about the situation, however.

[mariofan6564]

now you know the life as a vegan

[benoithyperlord]

Would you sell me that purse in the back?

[scott80100]

oh you eat meat all right.......

[patricblack1]

With the lettering it reminded me of a Sesame Street clip.

[RussX5Z]

You're a real chubby goof ball.

[Demonlord275]

its because you need to start with fish, then chicken, then lamb, then real meat, then pork, but its best if you dont eat pork, it is very unhealthy

[MadWizard777]

What about eggs? Can you eat that?

[fafawei]

I love you, Mango!

[casio81234]

So hilarious when he sees the meat going along the screen

[Xenogamer777]

this guy is saying the truth im having the same exact reaction, with vegetables.

[himlack]

your so damn annoying!!!

[cursetogod]

gay men

i like fuck him ass

[cursetogod]

i love this men

its real men

[PureBrutalSickness]

nice purse fag xD

[Ai071408]

Fish is real meat, and you are stupid. Vegetarians aren't retarded, but you may be. Insensitive, intolerant asshole.

[sleigher98]

Man your lisp annoys me

[MEGA93M]

you ar the most retarded person on the planet but funny lollol :]

[sammysark]

can't eat a mango but i beat he can still eat a cat.

[Whino100]

@ZennLa13, no that is not true! The meat industry treats farm animals with utmost respect and care! *switches the disney channel back on*

[mangalamata]

Oh I bet you are just joking about the fruit - I am glad you don't ......animals!

Bravo!

[kostashlysiakara1986]

Fag,,, give me my 3:28 back now!!!!!

[Wisdombluetooth]

silly,stupid meaningless video

[imtherealcolt]

lmfao!

[Sydreai26]

0:48 BOOMER !!!

[evand848]

@Sydreai26 actually he is a spitter

[TheMrdoosh]

u are a fruit

[KaliaMigold]

u still cant eat meat?

hecker

[bartjuhh12]

youre a nice guy retarded mango but dont eat meat =pussy

[XtreamTHPSParadise]

lol @ it, thumps up

[gamedude753]

creepy, u want to eat my meat O_O

[sjwright76]

I bet this guy eats a lot of "meat" if you get what I'm saying. Tubesteaks LOL

[madmonkeymovies]

STeakkk <3333

xD

[KURUPTxJUZTICE]

0:22 haha TURN MY SWAG ON!!

[guyonfire87]

the fact that u cant eat meat is because the boddy doesnt recognise the goodness of it cus u have been eating grass to mutch and 1 part why can u eet fish, fish is meat to explain

[conker033]

@guyonfire87 how wrong you are!, but lets fix that shall we?!?!!

1. humans = herbivores

2. human scum thinks its superior to the rest.

3. human scum thinks we are omnivores just because

we can adjust to meat, but our body cannot.

[PharaChris]

@conker033 No, we are omnivores because we can eat both and I will eat both.

[bartjuhh12]

lol 

[carrotsnot95]

my dad did that diet and he still cant eat meat i couldnt live without meat at all

[Briannadeacon]

lol. vegistables.

[ZahiraMotherfucker]

omg, guy, you'r so fucking stupid :D

[Lesleyannbaldwin]

Your facial fireworks are hilarious. Love it!

[nichole337biggestfan]

i want to marry a man like this. ughhhh

[rockyrules1]

If you arent going to eat taht Mango, I will.

[ZennLa13]

yayy! become a vegan ! the meat industry is very cruel.

[Spetznaz666]

@ZennLa13 Plants are living things, you are killing things that cant defend themselves

[onesuperflywhiteguy]

@ZennLa13 if we are not supposed to eat meat why is it soo delicious

[nichole337biggestfan]

@onesuperflywhiteguy the same could be said about human flesh. i heard it tastes JUST like chicken with all of our juices :)

[onesuperflywhiteguy]

@nichole337biggestfan maybee..... you'll have to try it and let me know bout it :D

[JollSSteR]

@nichole337biggestfan ive heard it tastes like pig meat.

[KaliaMigold]

this is very funny!

[3masterbass]

hahaha nice staek face

[xjonasx123]

Hahaha STEEEAAAAAAK *drools*

[tutmankingasher]

your body wasnt used to the change, and thats not healthy, u need some carbs anyway.

[gabelocs]

Don't tell me, you stopped eating eat, and then you started talking with a lisp. Yeah, that's about right!

[flyinJJ]

u are too funny mango, love your humour

[dramayunus]

he's gay

[dramayunus]

he's gay

[EmilyHabby]

Lmfao, nice!

[GenyaArikado]

Without meat going to restaurants would be boring. Without meat you can't have these wonderful barbecues i often have with friends & family ! Without meat you don't enjoy life to it's fullest if you are a food lover. Fruits and salads can be so expensive sometimes so that's where you'll consider meat. I eat many fruits, vitamins and vegetables including salads so i'm as healthy i can be. I don't get healthier by stop eating meat !? that's ridiculous. I need fish and other meat for my training.

[Animalabusesucks1990]

yes your could, have you heard of stirfry veggies? fruit sticks? grilled cheese?

[GenyaArikado]

Yes, sure. I often eat grilled cheese before we have a big steak. So that's a good combination when we BBQ.

Stirfry veggies is nice. And so as Fruit Sticks for dessert.

[Animalabusesucks1990]

yeah it is. Never thought of it. Thanks for the tip.

[GenyaArikado]

sure :)

[CZAROFGOD]

move to napa valley they have bumper crop over there.

[philstew123]

What a load of shite! Man up and eat some meat!

[MissRandom98]

man up?

bleh, meat doesnt make you manly.

i dont get all this manly stuff anyway... your counted as a man if you are male and are over the age of 18 normally anyway

yeishk

:L

[TheMRamstaff]

@MissRandom98 if u study that thing it does make you manly , cause steak has more protein than any meat , protein in a mans body causes him to encrease muscle density and mass and the level of testosterone increases so yep it makes you manlyer:D

[GivenWillingly]

@TheMRamstaff

Tofu has more usuable proteins per gramm than beef (100% to about 98%).

[ic069]

@MissRandom98 your a man if you eat meat and have muscles =)

[MissRandom98]

@scar504 So please think again... I'd like for that. I'm not trying to start a fight, but, being a girl I see things differently but I do understand. Yes, meat increases testosterone levels, but aren't men suppose to act like it as well as look it? Understand that I think you are both right but wrong as you're missing out the bigger picture.

[MissRandom98]

@scar504 I see your point. But to do with your last comment, boys are, by law, men when they turn eighteen. There's also a lot to do with being a man, and before you retort rashly, yes, I do know. Sometimes 'men' over eighteen aren't really men at all, because they don't know any respect and manners. THAT'S a man. Not some dude with big muscles who eats meat. Personality matters and of course looks do too, I'm all for being healthy and stuff, but honestly. My priorities are obviously different.

[6789oyster]

@MissRandom98 no only men can beat someone up and shoot guns

[MissRandom98]

@6789oyster That's bullshit. I've beaten up plenty of people, and I'm a girl. There are women in the armed forces, and although they're not out on the field, they're still able to handle guns.

I'd completely forgotten about this whole thing. I first posted a comment on this video 1 year ago now. And it's still going? I feel as if I have trolled the internet successfully. Now excuse me.

Pfft. 'Only men can beat people up and use guns.' Bullshit.

[cheetah5115]

Your not nigahiga ;)

[yfzi]

lol he's gay though even if he did eat meat.

[trotty2k9]

sorry about my bad english

[trotty2k9]

yeh u stomech fell funny becouse u ussed to vegie and fruit

[ChicGenique]

i just lost 3 and a half minutes of my life....i will collect!!

[Chelsaye1]

Chonny is wayyyyy better, sorry

[CappitranoBellephant]

I now have brain damage thank you.

[hokkypro]

meat is healthy fool, just dont raid the mcdonalds.

[elScharfo]

that was lame.. if you guys want something that is funny-er than this check out "retatds of bodom part 1"

deleted scenes of a finnish metal band on tour

[egkg75]

I bet you won't find any more boyfriends if you can't eat meat.

[6183078]

I dont Eat Meat ,am not gay ,why do you ?

[TearsOfWar1]

That would suck if my body rejected meat....

[2luvumoreandmore]

I am the same way

[BattlefieldHigh]

he forgot to add that the only meat hes been eating was his boyfriends, gay as hell

[reese0525]

Hahahahhah!

[0ldSkool27]

sorry but this guy does make me laugh. but true, he's definitely retarded hahahahah!!!

[AColonDashSix]

Everybody's different, I can eat some wheat and high fiber things but it really upsets my stomach so I sort of do the reverse of what you do, i.e. mostly meat and a few servings of vegtables and fruit every now and then. I wouldn't worry to much about it you know. Just do what's most comfortable for you :)

[Kefir96]

retard xD

[dfist3]

try dogs meat ahahha

[julianraw]

since you went on a rawfood diet, i can see it in your skin, but your going through detox, the craving for meat is 2 fold.

1. your craving for meat is teh residues of teh meat you have eatin is leaving your body

2.your body is demanding more protein, great sources of protein: Hemp, Bee pollen, Goji, Maca stay away from fish, a fishis a filter of the water, whatever the fish has in its body you will get. can anyone say mercury posioning. all the proteins above have everything a fish dont

[Impatient133]

He has a purse.

[rumplins]

uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh........­...?!?!?!?!?

[UnexplainedAwsomness]

ugh.. dont quit ur day job

[NightSolger9450069]

0:34 / 3:28  XD KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rockaroundtheclock56]

try to ween yourself back onto it!!!

lol...mango canibalism!!!!!!!! genuis!

[35541473]

what thwefucking cosa is this pendejo muerete kabron!

[djmaxdance]

this guy got too much freetime and no shame..

[coolvitman]

thank god this guy is seriously retarded. does he really think hes funny?

[LeandroDomingues]

u can't see the fun of this video...

I almost die... roflecopter...... this is very funny men!

[Qulukraly]

they taste funny if i dont wash them=? xD

[FWCiwatchvideos]

yea dude this guys funny fuck all you fags who have nothing good to say go suck on one er sumthin and stop riding his dick!

[gvpcachnc]

lol he said the mango looked "derishous"

[LurvixFTW]

3:08 Vegestables?

[bowtoyourmaster]

lol!

[1933SteelersFan]

"Cant eat meat" but I bet you can suck a cock and your stomach feels fine.

[umcsk8]

even though its a vid he's there kissin a mango!!!!

[umcsk8]

0:38 -------lol

[VoteAwards]

you eat your boyfriend's meat you gay bitch

[ballsack978]

u can't eat meat....wow...i dont think that is probably true..i mean dog, cat, zebra anus are all readily available in ur country, so im gunna say u r a fucking twisted liar!!

[Animalabusesucks1990]

one problem there. We don't eat those things.

[23player23player]

you cant eat meat-bet you dont say that when you have the 3 inch cock of your chinky boyfreind in your mouth. il fukin love to kung fu ur arse

[MrFannyfarts]

you can't eat meat? bet you had your noodle munchers around ton pos meat after filming this video eh!!

fucking chow mein cunt

[darkneji2345]

your the the older version of nigahiga!

[kyokosohma1989]

MMMMAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG­OOOOOOOOOOOOOO lol

[NickandIwan]

haha, it made me laff, nice one. :)

[lool11feb1997]

awesome dude!

[karate16brad]

lol sooooooooo funny lol

[Pandamethaddict]

sooo stupid. i think im gonna go subscribe 4 the fuck of it.

[KneeGrow214]

he reminds me of bobby lee

[coolerzzzzz]

wow dude ur like a wanna be niggahah but way wosrt so plz just quit

[meareionwolf]

gay.

He's not trying to be nigahiga fool.

[AzNbAbYXD]

dumb ass

[mongoslade321]

ha im mongo

[RejectedDeadEnd]

what the fuk is that purse doing there...

its pissing me off...

u look retarded...

this is awefull...

I hate you

[meareionwolf]

Gay. go suck a dick.

[comemeelnavo12]

you are bored. Go out and boy a life

[RejectedDeadEnd]

what does that even mean, boy a life, u should boy a life. wtF! come mee in ave

[Animalabusesucks1990]

i think they meant buy a life or get a life.

[ImmortalSenna]

LMAO you remind me of that giy guy from MXC LMAO

[ImmortalSenna]

well maybe you tried to eat to much meat. instead of having a properly portioned meal. with meat and vegtables.

[VoteAwards]

what are you talking about? you eat your boyfriend's meat every night!

[RapidSpark]

How are you gonna stay a weak without dogs and rats?! Damn dude you hardcore chinese 1! no speaka engrish?! lmao your to funny

[sara5ano]

boy!u sure named urself right

[omniexistus]

yoink gaydar going off

you probably do eat that "long sausage" eh?

[mikontisot]

Long pork to be precise!

[zofdeath]

dude is that ur purse in the backround lol

[chuckman22]

To all the people that hate meat and think that you can get a disease from it are not seeing the bigger picture. Vegetarians are a new standard compared to the days of old. Humans have been eating meat and fruits/vegetables for thousands of years. I agree it is wise to limit the intake of meat., especially red meat. However if you want your kids to grow up strong and healthy you should feed them what all humans were designed to eat. We are omnivores after all!

[bangletigress]

Yeah meat is fine but you can grow up well without it too. I have been veggie since I was three and I am fine, hardly ever sick and have never broken a bone, had a serious illness or suffered from nutrition deficienties but maybe that's just me or just luck, idk. I agree with the limiting thing and will add that free-ranged is way safer than certain other options available if you are afraid of disease (especially if you're eating liver).

[chuckman22]

I agree with you. You do not need meat to survive and grow strong. In fact I know plenty of vegetarians and vegans who have introduced me to their lifestyles and I have to say......the food is not that bad tasting and makes you feel great. You really cannot go wrong!

[Jukalaboo]

:33

[GotBomb]

Lol

[IRETROGAMER]

Spy sapp'in my mango

[Ericosproduction]

Yo, whats up mango face?

[astroid911]

lol

[TWCGroup]

This seems like a psychological problem. If you hadn't eaten anything for three days and someone presented you a medium-rare steak, you would devour it.

[alphaap]

yeah too much meat alwas gives you the worst deseases. it's recommended to eat meat only once a month. otherwise your skin starts getting ugly. you need more vegetables. just find a way to make them taste delicious. there is always a way.

[alontes]

Yeah meat will give you the "worst" diseases. There are no diseases that you can get from anything else that are even close to how bad the diseases are that come from eating too much meat.

[iekp]

Too much consumption of ANYTHING isn't a good thing.

Meat IS good for you!

[alontes]

I was being sarcastic. Some person named alphaap said if you eat meat you will get the worst diseases. I was just making fun of him.

[chuckman22]

You got me lol. There is some truth to that trhough, but it's all about how you diet!

[alontes]

I can't even fathom how bad the diseases are That is how bad they are. It's like the worst of the worst of disease manifestation, right there in your meat that we eat all the time. That meat is a killer and a host for the worst diseases in the world! WHAT WILL WE DO!?

Use a better choice of words next time.

[alontes]

not you mango. you are fine I was talking about this alphaap. Just to avoid confusion