X Blades review

[MikamiPro]

I got this for £6, about the same price as a burger and fries. Wouldn't pay full price though.

[SuperFreedom900]

dat boxart...

[vikkaboo]

Huh... Well, I have this game so I might as well play it. I will agree with the narrator, the character's acting seems a tad bit annoying, and I believe that she could be dressed slightly better. But I love hack n slash games :] It still looks like it could be fun.

I'm coming back from playing Dead Space 2, so I don't know how this one will par :P

[yibuu2]

tbh i wouldnt piss on this game if it was on fire this sht is soooo repetitive

[035472229]

can a computer from 2002 run this game or it's too weak?

[Ese1Pac]

i thought this game was pretty decent. worth the 9 dollars i spent on it. the only thing that killed it for me was the cheesy voice acting. other than that, its a good game to play while faded o_o

[TheSpook313]

It's.... ok I guess, if you like watching a hot half dressed jiggly girl run around cutting shit while firing off 1 liners out of a bad action flick. But you do the same thing every level. Slash up a bunch of monsters and collect souls to unlock new stuff... I guess it was worth the 9 dollars I spent on it...

[hotwhire]

this game is a mess of shit.

[RayViewsU]

YOU ASSHOLE, THIS GAME ISN'T EVEN CLOSE TO GOOD WTF

[tom11zz884]

Shitty game..stay away from it.

[Patenckin]

1:38 And because of that i changed voice acting to russian one. It's much better.

[fantasysoul5]

I got it for $8...its not bad but the sequel comes out 2012 its called blades of time

[bourky93]

I bought this game for 15 bucks today at an ex rental bin and this disc is in perfect condition. I am defs gonna play it now

[nvcchef777]

@bourky93 You got ripped off. i haven't played the game but I've seen it In a lot of places for 10 or less.

[bourky93]

@nvcchef777 This is in Australia don't forgot. Even though the Aussie dollar is higher than the US dollar, we still pay nearly twice as much for video games. We only ever pay the correct price for games (40 - 60 wing wangs) during the End of Financial year sales when everything get's dropped to half price. In Australia, $10 - $20 for an xbox 360 games is a pretty good buy.

[Taobaak0]

games is toooo repetative

[FilMarck]

Looks fun, I'll see when I'll buy it.

[thexmario]

Good game, bad review. 100% unique. Sex sells, or you prefer a half naked man? I think you do.

[Terrorban]

@thexmario DMC 3 xD

[STATUSthesleepers]

@thexmario sex sells to loser video gamers who cant get laid...i wouldnt buy this game if its shit just because theres a half naked chick

[thexmario]

@STATUSthesleepers So smart to reply a 2 months comment ;), by "who can't get laid" are you talking about yourself? cause I have a great GF and I would buy this game. Well what can you expect from someone like you. ** haters gonna hate **

[STATUSthesleepers]

@thexmario so it makes me dumb to reply to a comment I happen to come across on a video i saw because its 2 months old? explain to me how that makes someone dumb. you sound dumb just saying that, when i said losers who cant get laid I was speaking in general not to you..if you took offense maybe its true about you then.

[thexmario]

@STATUSthesleepers You were inferring that to me, be honest. As I said I have nothing to hide, idk what you consider "a loser", if I'm one just because I like to try new things I'm proud of it.

[STATUSthesleepers]

@thexmario i honestly was making a general statement

[thexmario]

@STATUSthesleepers In that case, I apologize. Cheers.

[littshepkid]

buy lol i just torrented it which i bet most people of the 42k did

[redfoxbennaton]

Wow this is nothing like resident evil! YAY!

[d00m92]

This game was sooooo boring. No wonder they ripped her clothes off... They had to sell it... somehow.

[kronokronic]

this is more of a summary and less of a review.

[renekenshin6573]

what a MILF

[gatsu08106]

Just bought this for $8 at game n trade's going out of business sale.

[DeadIslandTrailers]

@gatsu08106

how's the game? i'm interested.

[gatsu08106]

@DeadIslandTrailers Well it was $8, and for that it was pretty worth it. Only played it that one day and its been back on the shelf since. Second level has some massively cheap parts that you get attacked in places you can't attack.

[Foxxie0kun]

If it's like Devil May Cry, I'm definitely intrigued, and from the looks of it, it is very much like DMC. Gonna look around for it for a good price and give it a whirl.

[ByChiwata]

This the stupid version of Bayonetta XD

[EPINERD]

What the fuck is this shit? gameing porn? manga porn? ...with swords...

[KangaroosReviews]

fuck sake, MORE americans taking advantage of women, thats why i fucking hate them all.

[Foxxie0kun]

@KangaroosReviews Personally, I'm offended that so few companies cater more to the possibility of gay men and lesbian women (Well, Lesbian Women can get by on Straight Man fanservice such as this). Seriously, someone needs to have a good looking stud man and his secret bi-curious desires paired with a tender and pretty man who specializes in Magic(k), and a LOT less Lone Male falls for Slutty Female and whatnot. Hell, many female protagonists are shitty due to Fanservice. Lara Croft for example.

[KangaroosReviews]

@Foxxie0kun i agree :( too many pervs running about i hate it

[franklyfranklee84]

@KangaroosReviews Lol even if your gay, and I'm not judging you, your still a pervert if your playing a game where the main character is next to naked.

[Foxxie0kun]

@franklyfranklee84 What if one has no interest in the clothing or lack thereof of the characters in the games?

If your logic holds true, anyone who has played any of the 3D Final Fantasy games from FF7 on to the upcoming FF14 are perverts because the usual femme characters wear string bikinis with a pauldron or gauntlet.

[littshepkid]

wtf r u talkin about r u gay? u want a half naked dude

[Fake1904]

gameplay is boring

[KangaroosReviews]

@Fake1904 go get raped

[Foxxie0kun]

@Fake1904 Sounds to me you were expecting hentai and not hack-and-slash-plus-blonde. I just got it installed, and I'm loving it so far.

[KangaroosReviews]

@leeyangcheng your certanly american.

[Hideki197O]

i just got it today for $10 at gamestop (new) and i just think of it as something to pass the time

[DragardKaos]

They made it sound like it was going to get a 7.5 or even an 8 throughout the video...

[littshepkid]

i'd tite fuck her

[KangaroosReviews]

@littshepkid who? the character or your mother?

[littshepkid]

i think the character but let me think for a sec

[KangaroosReviews]

@littshepkid haha! 2 camels and a tiny car...

[littshepkid]

???

[KangaroosReviews]

@littshepkid haha you suck you dont get the joke!

[MrWCWdFan4LiFe]

@1:44 (Bust Out Laughing) "Oh My God". Funny 

[zero64123]

its germon not japenes so no manga

[BattleJesus]

@zero64123 It's actually Russian. XD

[d21lewis]

This game is nowhere near as bad as I thought it would be. I got it for $14 and I'm actually pretty addicted to it.

[HateCoD]

lol at 1:43 great American accent there

[UseYourDisillusions]

Are there any true gamers out there that have played this game and can rate it not based on what the chick is wearing. Gamestop has it for $14.99 so is it worth buy it at that price? Thanks

[maeve2503]

@UseYourDisillusions

I am (I'm a girl so the bare butt is not interesting for me). It's not awesome but not as bad as some present it. You have to use you brains to find proper means to kill enemies (I like this most of all – you have several kinds of enemies before you and each kind is to be killed by certain magic), there are plenty of magic to use and the screen is all colorful but... the storyline is shitty and locations are insufficient.

Not bad but...

[UseYourDisillusions]

@maeve2503 Thank-you for your feedback maeve2503. So the game is $14.99 at Gamestop, so I might go grab now! =)

[Rcinch1]

This game is freaking awesome!

It's games like this that make me glad that I am studying to be an artist/animator so I can one day create an awesome videogame of my design!

X-Blades rules!

[wesleysidney]

nao entendi por q todos criticaram, esse joguinho é muito massa vei.

[iPawdTouch]

That's hawt

[sugarpuff02]

"oh my gawd" . lol i love this game^.^

[512thc]

This game looks pretty good. hey, for $10 new, why the hell not...

[Chris2o2]

lmao has anyone else noticed that gamesweasle loves the number 6/10?? i have watched 5 reviews and they were all 6/10 appart from halo wars which got an 8 lol

[BerserkFanFiction]

Why does she have to dress like a damn slut?

[tonib000y]

hey guys.. uhhm.. im planning to get this one cause.. i have to say the main character is hot but... uhhm.. im not really used on playing Girl characters.. is there a male sex that i can play?

[SakuraAvalon]

@tonib000y lol No. This game has her as the main character to use sex as a saling point.

[tonib000y]

@SakuraAvalon well.. is there any mod? or skin? that i can download to replace her appearance cause if my sister saw me playing her... she might think that im a pussy... XD

[SakuraAvalon]

@tonib000y Nope. Kinda like trying to take violence out of Mad World, it aint happening, since the game is supported by that feature.

[SakuraAvalon]

@tonib000y You can always try Devil May Cry, it's basically the same. But better and you play as a guy.

[tonib000y]

@SakuraAvalon LOL yea.. ive already finished DMC4 it was AWESOME! <3 playing as Nero and Dante(but mostly dante XD)

[N01girlN01girl]

i love this game! its just plain fun to play..... i dont care what any1 says! the light earthquake move looks sooooooo cool!

[coolkorsah1]

nice try...no buts a scam.

[zackrosario]

wat i dun like bout this game is if you finished the game already you cant choose which level you wanna go...you had to start back from level 1... :(

[zackrosario]

i've finished this game more than 10times already.this game is really good but ofcoz not as good as DMC4...i really hope tht the character's language would be japanese language but in english subtitle...like watching anime...

[renekenshin6573]

diablo 2 + devil may cry 4 + hell gate london = this game LOL

[zackrosario]

hmmm....for me its DMC4+X-Men Origins+Hack.Root(her weapon,the gunblade)=this game....wahahahaha

[sala206]

This game sucks, i rented it for a week but just played it for 30 minutes

[zackrosario]

juz bcoz you rent it you say it suck?buy the full version dude...this game's not bad too

[sala206]

Dude did you read my coment?, i said this game SUCKS, it hasnt done anything that Devil may Cry or God of War havnt done allready

[Silfverr]

What really annoys me is when people, like here, review a game without telling what platform they played on (and from what platform the video is from).

I mean seriously, shouldn't that be pretty basic info to provide.

Game: 7/10

This reviewer: 1/10.

Note: It might very well be available on the podcast linked to here but seriously, provide the info here.

[supremebeing87]

Firstly; it shouldn't matter if the game is equal on all consoles. I.E. Bayonetta's framerate and loading on PS3 is worse and longer than 360, so it's needed. With X-Blades, all 3 versions are exactly the same.

Secondly; 15 seconds into the review it showed that it's available on PC, PS3 and 360.

[Silfverr]

@supremebeing87 Yes, but I have NEVER played a game that is EXACTLY the same across such diverse platforms like a PC, Xbox and PS3.

[TheCiuras]

need x-blades cd key

[zackrosario]

@TheCiuras if you've found the crack of this game you'll no need the cd key.

[RoboShinKen]

I Like This Game Its Worth The 14.99 I Paid For. You Speak The Truth Man. This Deserves The 6 Outta 10 It Was Originally A PC Only Game So Give It Some Slack. You Guys Try Developing For PS3 And Xbox360. And Stop Watching The Morons At X-Play.

[TheGuitarGuy0503]

Played the Demo... looks like a great F***ing Game... i'd love to see if a Sequal Comes out

[Nelson0316]

The demo does its job man. lol. the demo is the reason I got it but what it but was disapointed 3 hours in :(

[TheGuitarGuy0503]

same here dude... easy achievements though

[supremebeing87]

I want to buy it used and gamestop just to beat it in a day and get all the trophies, then take it back for a full refund the next day. I'm gonna do that with Terminator Salvation, too. Hahaha.

[supremebeing87]

Exactly. The game actually looks great, but it ends up just being too shallow. Honestly, if they put a little more work into it, then a sequel might have been warrented.

[flo7flames]

if it's less than 29.99$ than it's worth it

[artnandez]

@flo7flames you can find it at kmart for only 14.99 for both ps3 and 360. it looks good but sold very poorly

[QregTheBlueMonkey]

True. Why is it that with so many people a game is either perfect or horrid? There is no middle ground.

[TheAarontheblackmage]

6 out of 10 is being far too nice this deserves a 3 maybe 4 but 6 is way too high a number for this steaming pile of bull sh*t.

[Animeten]

This game sucks.

[Hosislo]

it's an ok game, pretty interesting design, worth your money if you find it in the bargain bin

[azz578]

"GOW rip off" ? It seems these days every H&S is a rip off of DMC or GOW. The genre is only allowed to have 2 games?

Then surely Halo is a rip of MOH? No, of course not, the same doesn't apply to FPS', does it? When are people gonna stop imitating the morons at X -play and use their fucking brains?

[rayraygottago]

see this man right here? he speaks the truth.

[thexmario]

@azz578 ohh a GOW fanboy, sadly it is not a rip-off. 100% unique.

[0wned67]

i have never heard of it but now i have im gonna look it up on GAME

[SoraTheDarkKing96]

this guy makeing the review is funny ass hell

[slipknot1723]

this game is shit i think everyone can agree with me when i say this is a god of war rippof and kratos from god of war would beat that bitches ass

[leonardo902]

yeah! Like Any FPS is a wolfeinstein rip off .

Damn bastards!

[peter30509]

funny the way he sayd OH MY GOD LMFAO

[wargraymon2006]

this game sucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theroguekid]

this game is nice the hack and slashing takes forever though i played for about 35 minutes on 1 and only made a slight dent in the health bar my rating 4/5 probably will drop

[soytjuh]

i actually like the style of this game alot, but the stores over here still ask full price for it.. what's up with that?!

anyway, does the game support trophies/achievements?

[xSilentKhaosx]

yup i was wondering the same thing but yeah theres a bunch of trophies you can get for it.

and as for the store i would try going somewhere else cause i found a copy (and im mad i didnt pick it up) that was 30.

[psmgamer]

got it for $17.99 at Gamestop today

[ilksr]

the gameplay isnt too bad but hey there are a lot of horny boys out there like me who would buy this game for different reasons

[pandasftuw]

@ilksr you know there is a thing called porn right

[litteboxer]

the game sucks complete elephant shit.

[SinnohX]

seriously, he's right.

[bladeslayer1225]

by Michael Jackson

[demoneo]

6 out of 10... no way in hell to repetitive and alot of other shit i wont get into ........ maybe a 4.

[GundamAngelicDevil]

from personal experience, 5/10

[ArrinHamilton]

I actually like the game, its different and its fun.

[cjdj237]

We played this round mates on his 360, to be honest i think differently to all you other guys saying "it sucks balls" and crap like that, i quite liked it and would give it a 8/10.

[SoulbladeNZ]

1:43 wth he sounds werid

[metamano]

i like how the guy thinks this game is for 12 year olds lol

[MtnDew1221]

im 14 and i just went to buy it, they wouldnt sell it to me lmfao. i had to have my brother come and buy it for me

[litteboxer]

it's the rating. DUH....

[232Marilu232]

please dont buy this  the THIS GAME it sucks at much

[TheBoyXIII]

lol this game is rated mature over here

[abdul398614]

this game suckes really bad

[Sonicthehedgehog1899]

0:12-:043

i couldn't stop laughing XDD

[garc4475]

god of war 3??????????/

oh that button masher.

[samuraikills]

oh my gwad lolol

best reviewers ever

[chartafreaky]

ps3, xbox 360 and pc^^

[Sebcity7]

What colsole's it on?

[wawern]

Squeeky little teenager reviewer... Makes me want to punch something

[TheGrimHamster]

it's an english accent

[wawern]

Im talking about his voice, not accent.

[TheGrimHamster]

no i meant for some reason most british accents sound like a a teenager. i should know im english

[MonkeyFishGB]

I'm 32!

[katrinadarkangel3535]

the designers need to give her some proper clothes, i don't wanna see someone's ass while am trying play...

[arokamsila]

my review

gameplay: 5/10

grafics: 7.5/10

sound: 6/10

music: 8/10

camera following: 2/10--

"my english: 1/10"

[laylowtech]

this game sucks

[mikeT1100]

i heard this game blows shit

[majin502]

i think this is a great game ive been playing since 1 this morning and now took a break. i give it at least a 7.5

[sauerfreak]

Ages12+.....wth?

[justiceiscoming]

europe

[Brianuk85]

ye its a 12+ where she all most got her boobs out & its 4 kidz

[7Fatal7]

it's not the best game ever but is good

[MikeZdoesit]

Fuck this guys voice is fucking retarded

[venomforeva]

it's not retarded it's just English

[AltTabReviews]

hey were english and we dont sound like that :P

[venomforeva]

-_- not that kind of English idiot

[BudaTomu]

hentai!! lol

[Brianuk85]

yep ther will be a lot of X Blades hentai on da net or it will be XXXBlades lol

[BudaTomu]

wiiii!

[585adam13]

wow u liked it alot more than x-play lol

[Mixwajlo]

wow...this game look cool...Must download it...

[druid1605]

this game doesn't deserve a 3

[sugarpuff02]

looks fuking sweeet..

[elmijofa]

the quality is bad :(

[twinbladechris]

has anyone notice that GW gives alot of 6 out of tens? good or bad its always 6. i think the best he ever gave is an 8

[dr4g0nt00th911]

Most ive ever seen him give is a 9

[triforcekeyblader]

i saw a 10 once

[triforcekeyblader]

residences 2

[Banschi]

u need to understand that giving 10 of 10 is nearly insane , cause such game would be simply perfect , and nothing in the whole world is perfect. And i seen him giwe a loot of 9 of 10 (propably i was looking for good games, this one i clicked randomly)

[samuraikills]

lol i totally love the narrator

he rocks

[greatgames145]

paris hilton running round in pants Oh My Gawd!

[FurtherIntel]

No, Paris Hilton running around in pants with flaming swords lol.

[iplaygamesandstuff]

4 th jk i dont give a crap

[pikhienko]

Heavenly sword much?

2nd?

[ROckDEcoy]

This game is NOT like heavenly sword. For one this game deserves maybe a 4 outa 10 and heavenly sword got at least a 8 outa 10 everywhere I've seen it. Also, Nariko is much hotter lol

[olibom1]

almost 1st