Youtube Poop: Improvement of the Home

[marcosoregel]

3:38 LOL!!!!!!!!!

[Countryboy8244]

you all know my work assistant, "BILLY MAYES"! lol

[Metroid24242]

hymen

[antiswattt3]

this video is a fucking FOUNTAIN of nearly undiscovered fun.. awesome man.. perhaps one of the best poops i ever watched..

[DrownedCarcass88]

"just how i like my cock, sucked by somebody else" LOL

[RyanJimmy]

"...But the thing that thing that really makes me feel violated is he took my virginity."

"They always take the good stuff." XD

[wayovertherainbow123]

whats the password? DO IT YOU BITCH!! lmfaoooo

[Kiristovai]

You all know my assistant, BILLY MAYES!

[TheCrelio]

Hey! I got an even better one.....I'm white!

[Crofaino]

"Well, I gotta get home and wank."

[0BleuFever0]

36 people got there african stolen.

[Unrealplaya5656]

SPAGHETTI?

DINNER!

[NightWolfBeast]

"wats the password " ..." DO IT YOU BITCH!" XDD i lmao

[baconat3r]

he took my african

[ninja067]

i have never loved u

[2ndtolastunusedname]

"Just how I like my co'ck..'su'cked by somebody else." Truer words were never spoken, thought or transmitted through telepathy.

[ToastWaffle95]

the fuck does he say at 0:24? somethin about cock and dumbass time?

[Zacharoo55]

@ToastWaffle95 He wants Tim's advice on condoms, he's thinking of buying his first one.

[fryBASS]

@Zacharoo55 ohhhhhhhhhhhhh shit i never got that hahah

[faselblaDer3te]

"Weeell I gotta get home and - wank."

[SMR0000]

Damn that burglar, he stole my African too.

[thejoeking97]

actually when i was little i thought al was billy mays

[TheCrelio]

Hey! I got an even better one..... IM WHITE.

[mrtacointhebox]

be honest..who all paused at 2:50?

[KevlarNinja]

I like these obivius YTP names.

[starwars404]

They took my African. And most importantly they took my Virginity.

[Vykkdraygo713]

2:54 it IS Billy Mays LOL

[CattleBruiser2008]

Jason: 30 bucks.

Brad: 20 bucks? Sorry, all I have is 30.

LOL!

[0BleuFever0]

I love the billy mays thing lol

[dkconor]

2:41 made me laugh so much

[Kefkadet]

"They took my goat sexxer from Fiji. Number two, they took my African. But, the thing that really makes me feel violated is they took my virginity."

"They always take the good stuff."

[tkemert20]

Growing up, I DID think they were the same person.

[owneroftheintern3t]

Just how I love my cock, sucked by somebody else.

[AhcriSlate]

LOL he bought seven quarter inch condoms made of stainless steel just to wank?

[Shadowlooker12]

BILLY MAy's ROFL R.I.P man, Why haven't I seen this vid earlier, hilarious.

[Nicholasc99]

SApagehtii! (rushed the comment)

[N75911]

0:46 "well I got to get home and wank" lol

[Blockinator11]

No! Not the virgin XD

[Unluck9000]

I use a 7[1/4]" condom.

[shoemanbundy]

I knew he never loved her!

[mindbocks]

1:04 wtf

[lastunusedname]

So Wilson got robbed of rare artifacts and Tim used that as an idea for his show and a way to suggest fucking his wife. What a guy.

[TheBeefyWizard35]

Best quotes from this:

"Just how I like my cock: sucked"

"Buy the biggest, most powerful security system that money can bIE!"

"There's one last security measure we must do before we go to bed...I'll have to fuck you. What's the password? DO IT YOU BITCH!"

"But the one thing that makes me feel violated is they took my virginity. They always take the good stuff"

"WELL i'm gonna go home and...wank"

[TheOnlyTechnoFish]

@TheBeefyWizard35 Thanks for that comment. I always watch my youtube videos with the sound muted.

[killemo213]

they took my vergin

[RandomDetritus]

This is so good!

[UnitedSayianKings]

Lol

[David34343]

"Well before we go to bed, I'll have to fuck you"

"What's the password?"

"DO IT YOU BITCH!!!!"

[David34343]

I used to think that guy was Billy Mays

[dylannouri1]

Turn on the subtitles on audio

[flobberdob69]

One last security measure

[PhattyFatBoy]

Billy Mays part was too funny!!!

[seabassmonster]

how much is an african worth?

[silentgamer213]

"I gotta get home and wank"

[healie]

I thought they were the same too, don't worry. :P xD

[ExplorerDS6789]

@IzzychuRocks Nope, his African mucous cup.

[VindictiveShadowWolf]

"I have never loved you" was the part that got me exploding with laughter XD

[LegendKill100]

i have never loved you LOL

[RareNoiseUploads]

Al as Billy Mays = Genius!

[ExplorerDS6789]

3:10- "Simpsons"?

[combobasha]

i never got to see the face of his neighbour...pics anyone? lol

[karotloppilihp]

SNAAAAAAKEE!

[Kerensky287]

"Just how I love my cock... sucked by somebody else."

[TheLegoMationners]

First, they took my goat sexer,

Second, they took my African.

[Hauntzor]

WELL, I gotta get home and... wank.

[slowblood99]

"I've never loved you."

[Yammenkow]

"What's an African worth?"

"Not much."

[cosmicammity98]

SPHAGETTII??! DINNER!!!

[DepressedSoldier]

RIP Billy, we shall always loves you! Even if you were on this show! <3

[ThatGirlWithTheFlip]

"Hey I got an even better one! I'm white!"

[antiepitome317]

4:10 karla spice? fuck yeah.

[Milos89kv]

"Welcome to Tool Time, you all know my assistant."

[waffleless]

"But the thing that really makes me feel violate is that they took my Virginity" Uber Lol

[nikomo0]

What's an african worth?

[FalkoneerFilms]

WELL i gotta get home and... wank :D

[kinging9]

they took my African

[mademan912]

!:03 Officer Gidrey can fade into existence! xD

[ExtremeZERLEGER]

2:48 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[adielfaisal]

ooooohhhwoooooohhhhp

[ZeroChaosInferno]

OMFG this kicks the shit out of all my videos! Great job lol.

[MogulKahn2]

"Hey dad theres a penis in wilson's yard" loloolollool

[Blockization]

Africans aren't worth much, apparently.

[Rorschach1212]

When the girl freaks out at 2:17 she looks like kermit the frog

[hockeyftw11211]

I use to think Al and Billy Mays were the same person

[smokejc]

@DCSPAW thumbed down, go fuck yourself :D

[Hemmaty]

No no no no no... n...n..no no no no no no!

[unctarheels321]

"We're going to have to fuck" "What's the password?" "Do it you bitch!"

[unctarheels321]

"But the thing that makes me feel violated is they took my virginity" "They always take the good stuff"

[scrapz8101]

I have never loved you.

[Fooksalt]

HYMEN! *hitler salute*

[spitonyounow]

they took all the good stuff.

[bellendwoot]

@ConservativeBrando HI BILLY MAYS HERE

[Fooksalt]

"What's the password?"...... "DO IT YOU BITCH!"

[TheICEMAN14596]

Spagettie. dinner.

[mustaine101]

2:10 LOL!

[UnemployedZombie]

i have never loved you. LOL

[Xenomorph237]

this is how i like my cock, sucked by someone else

[PeakWolf]

@lulzrofl. No he's not. You're just a believer in a god that doesn't exist.

[LULZROFL121]

@PeakWolf I never said I believed in god. I just hate racism of ANY kind.

[LULZROFL121]

dude, you are probly gonna go to hell for that african joke.

[SnitchKillers]

Spaghetti! DINNER.

[PoisonousMushroom101]

I gota get home and, wank. Theres a penis in wilsons yard.

[deathbydolphin]

YOU WILL BUY!

[mansondevil33]

It would be hilarious if the Pedobear was behind Jill when she screamed.

[LilPoop444]

tim allen is the worst actor ever

[Megaplayer7]

Oh my god, I actually thought Al and Billy Mays were the same person before.

[UserRelated]

@Megaplayer7 me 2

[deathbydolphin]

@Megaplayer7 same... they look alike

[PikachuBen]

@Megaplayer7 same here o0"

[onlynewzealand]

be cool if they made tv shows like this

[Asharintoth]

I too thought that Al and Billy Mays were the same person. They both have beards, so they MUST be!

[BenMan54321]

How much are the afercans worth?

Not much...

[epicfail290]

wats the first thing he said at 1:14? XD

[JFMello1116]

Well, I gotta get home and... wank.

[treemagnet88]

HYMEN!

[andyszczubelek]

3:36

DO IT U BITCH!!!!!!!

[andyszczubelek]

2:20

hahaha

[80gamer]

lol billy maes

[TheMeatbrick]

WELL... i gotta get home and WANK XD

[xXPunkXx0xXEmoXx]

OMFG I Used To Think Al Was Billy Mayes Too!!! Until I Started Watching Youtube Poops. But I Totally Understand You On That!

[TheDuckrich2]

4:00 XD

[TharkyKeys]

By the biggest most powerful security system that money can buy(bie)!

[1234deedeeramone]

2:53 ALMOST MADE ME PEE MYSELF

[olsonaar000]

THEY TOOK OUR AFRICANS!! DERKA DERK!!

[FailedToBeOriginal]

hey wilson what you got there this is a tit

[AttomicallyLOL]

"i have never loved you"

[noisepuppet]

This is how I like my cock, sucked by somebody else.

[Halo2Boy]

"They always take the good stuff"

[kradim]

well, i gotta get home and wank!

[ac130pilot]

love how u put "die" in when she said "buy" made me chuckle heheheh

[KilledBiII]

you allright

no

[mooveetraylaguy]

25 idiots disliked this.

[WhoTheFuckGotARock]

Does that kid have a ponytail... O.O

[Jkchunt]

a high tech, super charged sechuritisch.

[wintensity]

one of the best poop I've seen

[Death929]

Does he say I'm thinking about buying my first condom? And does Tim say to buy ribbed ones ? Lol

[therangenub]

What's the password? "DO IT YOU BITCH!!!!"

[moviefreak36]

Hilarious P00P Man 55555 stars

[PaintballMask]

this is.... eh. 

[Prussiasfinest]

BILLY MAYS!!!!!!!!

[lolpanbvc]

burnt on cheese

[Fooksalt]

And you all know my assistance... Billy Mays!!!

[Legolasas26]

1:17 - 1:22

They should make a remix of that lol :D

[namboodman]

"Hey butt buddy!" *slaps him in the ass*

[NotCliffyB]

I have never loved you.

[brodiebalonie]

whats the password? DO IT YOU BITCH!!

[stonecoldjt07]

well i gotta go and WANK. LMAO

[Forte15]

I lol'd that richard karn looks like billy mays

[09Evan09]

That kid looks like a dyke Lolololol.

[stonecoldjt07]

30 bucks. 20 bucks? all i have is 30. LMAO!!!!!!

[j24800]

i dont remember this episode

[NJdEvil508]

HYMEN

[youngmonk69]

and my partner BILLY MAYS

[masteralex62]

lol 4:20 uuuho ohuuu

[smithsonik93]

"How am I gonna write this up? I mean, what's an African worth?"

"Well, not much."

XD

[familydunn]

hymen? whta?

[Saberdud]

"What's the password?"

"DO IT YOU BITCH!!"

[BenBandana]

"thats how i like my cock - sucked by someone else"

[wolfen150]

lol they took his virginity

[biscayne427]

1:58 lol

[r3ini]

Buy the biggest and most powerful security sistem that money can bIIEE

[MudchopX]

Billy Mays is no ones assistant D;

[cubehead978]

BILLY MAYS.

[Skinr54]

"They took my African. But the thing that makes me feel violated is, they took my virginity."

"They always take the good stuff."

[astroman0087]

omg i love it make more you need to very good

[RevengeofGothzilla]

They took my goatse set from Fiji. XD

[bxr122821]

Never gets old!

[shadowTECH40]

leave the dead man ALONE

[masteralex62]

Spaghetti!

Dinner!

i have never loved you!

[masteralex62]

Spaghetti!

Dinner!

[tyu198]

they took my urginity they always take the good stuff

[Superkj100]

They took my African D:

[Phoohy698]

i own nothing... yeah well i got a better one im white XD lol

[G33KN3rd]

what a lovely nipple

[Xjreme18]

Rofl'd at the beginning.

[AelHmzah]

10 minutes of mayonaise

[thejoeking97]

YEAH I THOUGHT THEY WERE THE SAME person too they look the same

[owneroftheintern3t]

Just how I love my cock, sucked by somebody else.

[Kniletiah]

"Bye the biggest, most powerful security system that money can bIE!"

~|K|~