What's your best pickup line?

[JMort95]

haole boy! its busted up brah

[alperenjkl]

wanna swallow?

[Prophet4201]

I would like to.......... plow you. Works 50 percent of the time, every time.

[bear9672]

hahaha

[EvilKris]

dude aint brad pitt

[fesuma]

nice shoes.... lets fuck.

[tazer74]

Whats the differnce between a chicken leg and my penis? wanna go on a picnic and find out??

[springbok7772]

its not gonna suck itself...

[JackPantz]

You know what would look good on you?......ME!

[Ironman374]

Mine would be....

Are we gonna fuck, or what?

[DangerDarf]

Kindle grove from amazon :)

[death4adder]

(Cough, Cough)

[spoose1]

hes a UFC fighter he prolly gets mad butt

[getarplya]

@spoose1 but relly?

[esebizar]

what do u expect from a guy named kendall lol

[PhatNatLovesCupcakes]

My dick died.........can I bury it in your ass

[BeastlyJaush]

@PhatNatLovesCupcakes hahahaha

[TheBBpie]

I guess chicks dig ugly faggots these days...

[TylerDurdenK7]

@TheBBpie nah i don't see them pulling for you..

[vaneKfan2k]

He's joking you fuckin fags.

[Svittidiu]

Pathetic.

[f9hunter]

lols virgin

[theSubzero1919]

i ve got to vomit

[yurity]

Did he mean that no line would work?

[friedricemonster]

omg some of guys are actually taking kendall serious, lmao. Kendall is the biggest joker/chillest dude in MMA.

[TTT808killa]

no i think jason mayhem miller is a lot more of a joker/chillest guy in mma

[LILOTRON21]

fag

[ethan68912]

what a twat

[bobjangle11]

That's such a virgin answer

[guess174]

@bobjangle11 lol that comment made my day

[roycegracie11]

look at this face... better yet look at this chin... they don't call me kendall ting chin for nothing

[cmccort]

im not fred flinstone but i can make ur bed rock

[xxballsonweelsxx]

hey bitch, got a cock in ur cunt? ill fix that u little dike...

[synysterGatesLovers]

That is SOO true...Kendall is so sexy!!!!!!

[silent37]

What?! soo corny.