Full Metal Alchemist OST 1 - Pint-sized Alchemist

[sanjiterens]

So cool



[Galentw]

My ears bleed listening to this...

[last1dogdemon]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL HE CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE HE'LL SINK INTO THE SANK AND WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN HE WOULDN'T CARE BECAUSE HES SO MICROSCOPIC HE CAN BREATH OXYGEN ATOMS THREW A SIP OF WATER!!!!! huff huff huff thats how its done

[Lash2828]

Al: So what's your strategy?

Ed: I told you! A fist to his face!

[Galentw]

I hate this song and everything about it.

[alex2519602009]

YOU'RE SO SHORT YOU'RE TWO-DIMENSIONAL!

[NathaLove1996]

"Who are you calling a pee-wee so small that you instinctively want to step on him!?"

[potterfan912]

Ed:I GOT IT MAJOR!

Hughes:LIUTENANT COLONEL!

Ed:I know a perfect way I can show off my skills.

Al: Oh no...

Ed:*smiles evilly*

[AnimeTeenFan1]

WHOO HOO ! water ! water! water ! water ! WATER !

[TheldinMarks]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU KEEP FALLING IN!!!

I get full.

FULL OF WHAT!!!

*kick**sand*

[Schmiixa]

The dislike is so short as Edward :DD

[GoodxCharlottex1]

Ed has 4 youtube accounts :p

[shinycelebi225]

"WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"

[LordSesshomaru028]

If I got amnesia and could magically choose which memories to erase, I would erase my memories of any and all FMA & FMAB footage. That way, I could watch the series again, and have it all new to me once again.

[LordSesshomaru028]

@AnimeTalkalot LMAO

[kyleg5359]

chibi chibi ultra hyper super chibi, naaannnniiiiii????!!!!!!

[jeffnyers]

Edward from the original, Ed from Brotherhood, and Ed from the manga disliked this.

[Cherrytheninja]

@jeffnyers lol

[Katclub8]

@jeffnyers Also the Ed from youtube. :P

[jeffnyers]

@Katclub8 No, it's the Ed from the other side of the gate. No one else thumbs down. It's getting hard to come up with more Eds.

[ToshiroHitsugaya247]

WHO DID YOU CALL A SUPER MINI SHRIMP YOU'D NEED A MICROSCOPE TO SEE!?

[Galentw]

whenever this soundtrack is playing in the series I have to skip through all the "NAAAGONAAHDOSHITAAAH! IKTEKURATOSAYOO! NISAAAA! NISAAAA!"

[rooksian1]

the dislike bar is pint-sized

[metalangel12311]

FIRST EPISODE!

[OceanGypsyBN]

and now Al disliked it, because we made fun of Ed ^_^

[stuntsquiral221]

State alchemist: you're right, there is a small kid with him!

Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLIUNG SO SHORT YOU CAN'T SEE HIM THROUGH A MAGNIFYING GLASS!

State Alchemist: That's not what I said! D:

[meowth900]

Now I picture Ed in shades dancing to this song

[SodaFizzy]

Shorty? Could shorty do this? What else do you want to call me; a half-pint, beansprout midget?! I'm still growing you back water desert idiots! XD XD XD

[Auriansmule]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORTER THAN ROY MUSTANG'S MINISKIRT?!

[tarantinosnumber1fan]

@Auriansmule nobody said that Ed...

[TsumeTheGreyWolf]

HELL YEAH!!!

I FOUND IT!! ED'S SONG!!!! 8,DDDDD

[LightningAlchemist1]

DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK EM ON YOUR HEAD!! XD

[yayacomment]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING PINT-SIZED? I'LL PINT-SIZE YOU!

[FmaFanX3]

Ed and Roy disliked this song

[CrimsonDragon298]

@FmaFanX3 Actually, I think Roy LIKED this.

[aqrzproductions]

Ed disliked this from both sides of the portal.

[penguinpiebizzle]

ed and al both disliked this cos of the title '.'

[muzosh]

Winry:"you didn't drink your milk, Edward"

Edward:"you drink it, I hate milk it's like drinking vomit"

Winry:"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MILK'S GOOD FOR YOU DRINK IT!"

Edward"FORGET IT, I HATE WHAT I HATE, IT'S NOT LIKE I'LL DIE IF I DON'T DRINK THAT CRAP!"

Winry:"GEEZ AND THIS IS WHY YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THE SIZE OF A BEAN!"

[TheldinMarks]

@muzosh A BEAN?

[manofsteam1]

@TheldinMarks YES. A BEAN.

[ichigofangirl101]

i know Ed doesnt like this song to much

[supersoniche]

*growls* COULD A SHORTY DO THIS?!? WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANNA CALL ME? A HALF PINT BEANSTALK MIDGET?!? I'M STILL GROWING YOU BACK WATER DESERT IDIOTS!

[elchistosoII]

I CANT BELIVE THAT 2 IDIOTS DONT LIKE THIS !

[TheSequeltolife]

Two dislikes, huh? Pssh, nice try Ed :P Maybe next time

[TeamKatniss4Ever]

WHO YOU CALLING A PUNY LITTLE KId SO SMALL YOU NEED A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO SEE AND WHEN YOU STEP ON HIM HE STILL SURVIVES BECAUSE HE FITS INTO THE SHOE PRINT!!!! oh Ed such classics you say

[punkponny]

WHO'R'YA CALLIN' A MICROSCOPIC INSECT THAT MAKES YOU WANNA STEP ON HIM BUT STILL SURVIVES 'CUZ HE FITS INTO THE PATTERN OF THE SHOE!?

[animeluverotaku]

YOU BACK WATER DESSERT IDIOTS!!!!!!

man you gotta luv ed

xD

[TheSorrowfulSoul1]

AL! LOOK WATER! *manic laughter* WATERWATERWATERWAAAAAAAAAA *falls into fountain*

[techniicolours]

Hehe this also plays after Riza shoots at Black Hayate for peeing xD

[punkponny]

You're so small you're two-dimensional!!

[CookieINTHEseireitei]

HEY! WHATTAYA GONNA CALL MEH???

CAN A PINT SIZEED MIGIT DO THIS HUH? WHATELSE R U GONNA CALL ME A BEAN SIZE MUSHROOM?

[Darkraigrl]

"CAN A SHORTY DO THIS?! WHAT ELSE YOU WANNA CALL ME, A HALF-PINT BEAN-SPROUT MIDGET?! I'M STILL GROWING, YOU BACKWATER DESERT IDIOTS!"

...That is still my favorite one after all these years.. XD

[Pop77o7]

I LOVE IT!

[rath6789]

why does this seem like a beech song?

[jjester2345]

To the person who named this video

DON'T CALL ME SMALL!!!!!!!!!! I'M RIP OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK THEM ON YOUR HEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fullmetalkitty48021]

@jjester2345 WTF?!?!?!?! its head

[Tonoroku]

Ed created another account just to dislike this song again.

[moonsoulalchemist]

ed disliked this :3

[psfis]

random person: Wow he is short.

Edward: WHO ARE YOU CALLING "A PUNY LITTLE KID SO SMALL YOU NEED A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO SEE"?!?!

[MissFizzy93]

you see "size" in the title and you what it's about.. XD

[Darkdrago909]

HEY CAN A HALF PINT MIGET DO THIS?

[pyrotech8285]

anyone else think of final fantasy crystal chronicals when they hear this?

[princessthyemis]

Edo's aliases: "The Fullmetal Alchemist"

"Fullmetal"

Brother

Ed

"Pipsqueak", "Shorty" etc.

"Fullmetal Pipsqueak/Runt/Brat"

[SlimeyBobb]

Ed disliked this song xD

[MakiaLink]

You know your an FMA fan if: You can quote the entire first episode perfectly

[RentandWicked]

awesome song , would be a great ringtone lol

[RGaffney43]

I believe Ed disliked this song... >.>

[ulawan5]

@RGaffney43 and so did Al, just following his brother as always...

[Benjiman133]

IM NOT A SHRIIIMMMPP!!!!!!!

[FullMetalAwesome7]

"DON'T CALL ME SMALL!! I'LL BREAK OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!!"

[AnAverageBox]

@FullMetalAwesome7 Best one xD

[whotaughtyou]

FOREIGN AFFAIRS OR FUNERAL

[MayhWolf]

This kind fits me...I'm 17 and my height is 156 cm....yeah. =___=

[1goku569]

ed: I don't understand why you keep falling in

al: I get full!

ed: Full of what!?

(kicks al)

[TheDragonbel]

" IM NOT SHORT IM FUN SIZED!"

" I don't like it.. i made some adjustments to the steam tanks"

" THATS JUMBO SHRIMP TO YOU!"

[elaina2173]

Ed is the one person that disliked this song XD

[LokiStargazer]

@elaina2173 Wow... I can actually picture Ed sitting with a laptop, on Youtube, finding this video, and disliking it just for the title! XD

[Shapania]

@elaina2173 wait! there's been a copy of him that disliked the video >:3 so now there's TWO dislikes ;D(btw it was NOT me. i liked this vid) i love it LOL

[johntylerhales]

ED: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SMALL SHORT HALF PINT DOWN SIZE MIDGET YOU CANT SEE WITHOUT A MAGNIFIING LENS

[MegaMr46]

Sounds like a porno.

[MimoTheJackal]

LOL ed disliked this video :P

[DemonFang102]

I love how this has no dislikes at all. x'D

[sakura10163]

Ed must've not have found this song, since he hasn't disliked it yet XD

[Goldenwolf546]

."WHO'S SO TINY THAT IF HE EVER ATTENDED A TEDDY BEAR'S PICNIC (WHICH HE WOULDN'T COS HE'S TOO BADASS FOR THAT) HE WOULD FEEL THREATENED BY ALL THE OTHER TEDDY BEARS?"

"CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND THE FRIGGIN SHRIMP!"

"WHO'S SO MUCH OF A PINT-SIZED ALCHEMIST THAT THEY NAMED A SONG IN MY HONOUR CALLED 'PINT-SIZED ALCHEMIST' YOU MORONIC COLONEL?"

[Fendertastic]

WHO YOU CALLIN' SO LITTLE YOU COULD CRUSH LIKE AN ANT?!?!?!?!?

[loverlychibirock]

Would you believe that AFTER watching quite a bit of these OST videos, I realized late that Ed was actually in the picture, too? I am dead serious. I mean...he's so small *gulp*...and hardly stands out >_> *starts shivering*...I'll shut up now *HIDES*!

[bluevortex55]

And i'm the 14-year-old who's 6'3". Ed would try to beat me if we ever met ^.^

[VampireBliss1]

@bluevortex55 I'm about the same hieght (As Ed)! Im actually the same height as him.... With the total height.... 163 cm...

DON'T CALL ME SHORT!

[0chris69]

@VampireBliss1 oh, looks like someone has a short temper...*snicker*

[xAzusaChan]

@VampireBliss1 So that's mean I'm shorter than Ed. Okay Ed, you are consider as tall now.

[ArcaGrowlMewTwo]

You know when you hear this that Ed or Al are about to do, say or be completely stupid/hilarious.

*Hears the song* I can feel a short rant coming on... ¬_¬

[Darkdrago909]

never call Edward, Short *I HERD THAT!* XD

[Cardien18]

CHIBI JA NAI YO!

[LadyJiraiya]

lol This could be my theme song. xD I am 5'1" and I go off the wall whenever someone calls me short/small. I have such a temper. lol

Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL AN ANT COULD SQUISH HIM?!! D<

Al: ...He didn't say that, Brother. ._.'

[Bananaslugsrock]

This is so going to be my theme! I'm short and explode when people call me the 'S' word.

[Grebackis]

@Bananaslugsrock so you get angry when they call you sofa?

[Bananaslugsrock]

@Grebackis LOL, no. The word is "short" but I bet you knew that!

[Mayeoli21]

I had a feeling this would be the song according to the title. I'm so right!! And this is so funny!

[IamThreedaysgrace20]

lol this is like my fav OST for the 1st anime XD

The beginning oddly reminds me of some commercial for the Food network...

[FMAfan123100]

lmao love this song! reminds me of the first episode

"AL! LOOK!

WATER WATER WATER WATER WATER WATER WATER HA-HAAAAAHHHAA!!"

lol that scene is so cute

[tylerhaunted]

Oh shit one of my favorite Ed scenes is when he's in Labratory 5 and then after he passes through all of the traps.... he just HAS to activate the panel that lets the big boulder roll down the hall! Ed is running, trips on a little thing of debris and rolls up to the wall and then the screen pauses and it zooms in on the massive gap between Ed and the boulder.... its like 3 FUCKING FEET OF SPACE HAHAHA

[tmo121294]

@tylerhaunted Nice! I just saw that episode yesterday! Laughed by butt off at that part.

[tylerhaunted]

@tmo121294 lol oh shit i think my favorite size ratio joke on FMA comes not from Ed, but from Al.

Same episode I think and Ed insults Al for being big.... and Al in his cute childish voice says "It's not my fault I'm big" LMAO

[Zenon707]

"Hey Edward! Do you still hate milk?" *Edward turns on person. Eyes glaring. Teeth sharp.

"DO NOT CALL ME SHORTY, OR MIDGET, OR LITTLE!!!!"

"Edward. He didn't say any of those things." Winry says.

[AppleCosplay]

"I don't understand why you keep falling in!!"

"I get full."

"FULL OF WHAT?" *kicks alphonse and gets covered in sand*

[vladimir2tod4ever97]

Ah, I'm guessing this is played when Ed starts spazzing when someone says he's "small", "short", "tiny", etc. XD Actually, this just reminds me of it!=D

[Kozuechan2894]

I like iiiit XDDDDD "Les rats quittent le navire... ou les souris, vu la taille"... MDRR !

[AnemoneTrance]

DON'T CALL ME SMALL!

[RougePsykerEizak]

@AnemoneTrance - I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR LEGS AND STICK 'EM ON YER HEAD!"

[claradokkedal]

"Aww i hate the desert. It's nothing by sand. Al? were are you? Al?"

"dawn here!"

*WAAAH* Dx

[CrimsonBaby11]

yay!!!

[CaptainTooner]

One of my favorite pieces of background music.

[royokihokage]

Me-lol tiny edward

ed- *dropkicks* from nowhere

[gr8Sweetfox]

Elricshita ! I am in Despair! The name of this song left me in despair!~ <3

[gr8Sweetfox]

Pint sized alchemist > Ed-chan? :D

[wawabooty]

This son always reminds me of all the times Edward Elric is spazzing out at people when they call him "tiny" XD

[pegasBaO23]

i over hear

Someone-You are so short

Ed-Who are you calling so short that you can't see with magnifying glass

Al-Well he/she did say that

[KuroiKuroudo]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT AN ANT COULD STEP ON HIM AND NOT EVEN NOTICE BECAUSE HE IS SO TINY HE CAN'T EVEN BE SEEN IN A MICROSCOPE!?

[shebu935]

O_O!!!!! "WHO YOU CALLIN' A RUNT SO SMALL YOU CAN ONLY SEE WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS YOU JERK?!??!??!!!"

[ironmaidenjeanne94]

Shorty? Could a shorty do this?! I'm still growing you backwater desert idiots!! *swings victims round and round* xD

[aniko247]

....i am short to XDDD

[meckilivlin]

Ed:I don't understand why you keep falling in!!? Al: I get full. Ed: FULL OF WHAT!!? *kicks al's armor and gets tones of sand over himself* Al: *laughs and runs* Ed: Grrr *gets out of the sand and starts chasing al* Get back! Al: What you're gonna do? Ed: Nothing Al: Then why are you chasing me? Ed: Stop and you'll find out! Al: I promise I won't get burried again! Ed: Noneless(sp?) it's by me!! Al: Ed!!

[stalk8r]

@meckilivlin Hahaha, I'm glad I'm not the only one who loves this scene so much that he remembers every word ^^

[thing2liv]

"pint sized" more like half pint.

[OOChibaba2]

Person who happens across Al and Ed: "Whoa! Look at this armor! It's so huge!"

2nd Person next to 1st Person: "Yeah, but who's the shrimp?" Edward's eyes glisten with fury. Alphones runs away shouting, 'Good luck, you guys! I'm outta here!' Edward claps his hands sending an array of alchemy attacks

Edward: "Who are you calling a pintsized midget who's so small he can shake hands with an amoeba and can crawl through your immune system to cure illnesses????" LoL XD

[TheldinMarks]

@OOChibaba2 Nice short rant.

[xXExorcistxAllysonXx]

XDDDDDD

[TheGarcia350]

~Random guy:~ "oh its an honor to meet the Full Metal Alchemist!!!"

~Alphonse~: "*scratching his head* ehh hehehes ^_^' you see, im not the Full Metal Alchamist."

~Edward~: "I AM!!!!"

~Random guy~: "Ehh? I didn't expect someone the size of a bean"

~Edward~: *held back by Alphonse*I'll show you THE SIZE OF A BEAN?! let go Al!!

[Kagome382]

those this song makes you want to go to a town ,or is it just me!

[Yanimeluvfan]

hahahahaha i cant help laughing

[Ed00Elric]

Hey, this is Edward! What are you trying to get at?! I'm not short or 'pint-sized' in any way you jerk!

[MusicFreakthe4th]

let's me think of Al and Ed getting out of the station when they get in Central City and Scar is there to, with Winry and Barry the chopper and stuff

"oh, you're the Full Metal Alchemist?"

*everybody goes to Al*

I kinda feel sorry for him, 'cause i'm one of the tallest girls of my class

[DrayFan12]

also, "Who's a microscopic mega-shimp?!?!?!?!?"

I didnt say THAT much...

[DrayFan12]

i love when this song plays....lolz

[ritsukaRainbow]

I always start laughing to myself hearing this song, thinking of all the hilarious scenes it is played in X3

[nahala1]

i don't why but i cant but laugh when i listen to this song

[LunaticEyesInaba]

Don't call me small! I'll break down your feet and stick 'em on your head! XD

[Darkraigrl]

@LunaticEyesInaba FFF, that one was epic. XDDD

[bookisomg]

*hides from ed who reacts to "pint-sized"*

[MrKlausbaudelaire]

"WHO IS SO TINY YOU HAVE TO USE A MAGNIFICENT GLASS TO LOOK AT??"

" I didnt said that o_Oº "

[iMcCartan]

@MrKlausbaudelaire "WHO YOU CALLING SO SHORT YOU WANNA CRUNCH LIKE AN ANT!?"

[KingdomHeartsFan91]

DON'T CALL ME SHORT!!!!!!!

[ichiniisankurosaki]

"Huh?! Where'd you go, Ed? Oh, there you are! I couldn't see you over my stack of papers, with you being short and all. Ha. Ha. Ha."

[NekoUrsula]

Who you calling short!? I'll cut off your feet and stick them on your head!!!!

[Angel66778]

Brings back the most Crazyest moments of fma in hstory!!!

[FlyingSquirellInFace]

Who you calling a pint-sized ant that you can only see with a magnifying glass!? --- They never said that...

[InsaneNicEly]

I doubt Ed would approve of this song's title. XD

[FullMetalAbridger]

10,000th view

[DragonHeart956]

hahahahahaha i have been looking for this!

[Videoboy45]

FOUND IT! >O

[AztiQue]

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS! So funny, happiest and crazy moments of FMA!

makes me wanna dance woo

[SorasTrueLove96]

I'm sorry! I get full!

Full of what?

*kicks Al*

*gets dumped on by sand*

XD

[DarkfireSuperSonic]

@SorasTrueLove96 You forgot the part where Al laughs.

[SorasTrueLove96]

HA!

I FOUND IT!

XD

[animaxjapan1]

Ed funny

[Jaypawlover2]

I love this ost!! Especially the drums part at the beginning. This reminds me of an elephant stomping/walking around 0:07... Awesome^^.

[ichigoxmarura15]

"He didnt even go that far Ed" Ahh classic.

[EdoNoKaze]

kyaaa this is awesomeeee! xDDDD

[Rikori95]

this makes me smile everytime I hear it XD

[tophyfan]

funny short ed hahahahha! XD

[mimbillia]

lol

this reminds me of that red liquid episode

ed" thats not how you bed, get down on the groun"

"why? so we can see EYE TO EYE"

[maggosh]

I SAID GET DOWN ON THE GROUND

[IAMREVS]

This also reminds me of scrolling thourgh anime shows to see what i can watch