Watch Me Eat #210: Taco Bell 2nd Anniversary Blowout

[TheSBTVNetwork]

IM digging these vids. Love taco Bell. hate when I suggest Taco Bell and the first thing out of some tool's yap is "That's not real Mexican food". I never f#$%ing said let's get Authentic Mexican food..I said Let's get some Taco Bell Gotdamnit! Thanks tho their 5 Dollar Box I can enjoy a variety and a drink!

[fuhrman66]

Thanks to these eating shows I got hired as a cook and work in an upscale eatery.

Many folks dont know that watching these vids can be part of a credit course and its like double dipping when you put on your resume sarcasmosis as a personal reference. Thank you sarcy.Gotta run as I can smell the McRibs are ready to be taken off the grill.

[sarcasmosis]

@fuhrman66 well that's pretty intense

[JustBeingANoob]

Thanks for kicking me in the fucking stomach" LOL!

[BeardChest]

Hahaha, joy

[Avdallabill]

3:41 "I don't know about you but I'm fucking allergic to cancer" Fucking brilliant, I tried to use this line on my friends the other day and they didn't get it.. I need some new friends.

[mypinkash]

what was that drink?

[sarcasmosis]

@mypinkash pbr malt liquor

[emjaiz]

@sarcasmosis hipster.

[sarcasmosis]

@emjaiz i was drinking pbr way before it was on vinyl

[emjaiz]

@sarcasmosis I was watching your videos, when your series began you seemed all depressed, then you changed. Has "Watch Me Eat" changed your life?

[sarcasmosis]

@emjaiz Diligent focus on life improvement has been something we've been seriously working on since moving to Oregon. The show hasn't necessary changed anything, but it definitely documents those changes.

[emilkaufman1991]

You really need to do another video like this! Another fast food blow out! Its So funny!!!

[YungSmiley83117]

lmfao! funny shit!  keep doing more! lol

[The5howMustGoOn]

Nice guitar

[marastara1]

0:50 ... looooollll...!! hahaha

[xMotherxPuncherx]

I love his episode... Taco Bell is always good. Their is one being built in my town right now. Can't wait to eat that shit, fuckers. YEAH

[kilsya1]

8:05 Get your drunk on!

[summerinthewoods]

eat the burrito its so much goodness yummy

[MrMrpotty]

Love this show. Always watch it when I have the munchies!!

[King2123]

"thank you for being an old staple that uhhhh......."*silence* haha I love that kind of sense of humor. Keep it up buddy!

[texas3251]

Mean while in Africa......

[sarcasmosis]

@texas3251 When you do the "meanwhile" thing you're supposed to follow it up with what is happening there.

[BigCrusher96]

@sarcasmosis Not to be rude or all, but all those peeps there think: "We are getting money, so we don't have to work, YIPPEEYAHOO"

PS. I'm not american/british, so sorry for my english :>

[ChanticleerHegemony]

@texas3251 Meanwhile in Africa, most of the residents have fucked off to England.

[MatthewPrinceTran]

@texas3251 thumbs up whore fail. lol.

[directorbeau]

that's alot of fucking food

[peekaboots01]

You don't have many videos after two years. You need to make some new ones. Your girlfriend needs to go away more often so you can make more.

[Ares42]

oh god, the expression after the burp at 6:00 is just amazing =D

[0wnuquik]

Was that a Steel reserve 40oz?

[sarcasmosis]

@0wnuquik yes

[0wnuquik]

@sarcasmosis Drinking that good strong stuff! Knew it :)

[fcofelixx]

You know Valentinas Sauce (fron Guadalajara)

here in mexico is used just for salty Snacks only.

theres another sauce called Sonora (from Sonora state)

it is another king of taste

[TheDogGidget]

Haha when he licked the Hot sause thing I was like ew and they he said that like he heard me

[leah1597]

OMG i love taco bell! :D

[bassimbla]

@leah1597 same here!! its amazing!!!XD

[royalman33]

I just found these videos, watching these will now be a daily routine.

[ThebestGta123]

I love how you eat,seriously! I love your videos and makes me feel hungry!Hope you will have more videos to come! And how come your no getting fat?Well God bless

[jammetti]

Was that a Malt Liquor or a beer in that bottle ? :D

[sarcasmosis]

@jammetti malt liquor

[lilnicky47]

@sarcasmosis we have the same guitar. maybe slighty different model because i cant see the pickups. but i threw some zakk wylde emgs on my ibanez and it is my baby

[sarcasmosis]

@lilnicky47 i do not have fancy pickups. i will eventually become friends with my guy and maybe some light mods as such, but my mind has been in the wrong place for quite a time.

[lilnicky47]

@sarcasmosis my mind is always in the wrong place. but its not such a bad thing i still get shit done. check out pickups called "blackouts" i think they're by seymour duncan and they're pretty good. Talk to you later, I'm going to Taco Bell

[AnimeCrazedd]

I'm not sure what kinda thrill I get off watching this. I'm anorexic and when I get really bad cravings I watch this and it makes me feel better -.- ALMOST in a sexual way.. Which is weird. Like as he's eating I'm calling him baby and stuff lol :x

[jordan3802]

are you drunk?

[braincastle]

Hahaha Kill Children! Kill doctors too!

[PanGuard150]

can u please do sumthing on taco cabana plzz

[Cervy18]

SHOWING A.....SHOWING A......fuck you man

lmfao

[Gelsas1]

Hilarious

[nvm0]

"2 years on the internet, that's like 14 years in real life" LMAO

[desek9]

reminds me of the tourettes guy, "who fucking came up with that stupid name?! There aint a damn thing mexican or pizza about this!" hahaha thumbs if you agree

[aaronracine]

taco bells awsome

[rmisionero]

Mexican Pizza is disgusting. Real Mexican Pizza is found in Pizza Hut. Go to Mexico, and when you want Pizza, you go to Pizza Hut like every normal person.

[TylorDeal]

haha, whats your occupation? and if your a like an accountant or something, your one badass accountant

[Jesivotchka]

"They got a chicken version of this... my rectum hates it!"

Classic. XD

[nvm0]

5:56

Bless you.

xD

[secretstream4]

i love it when he goes for the overkill serving in this case the valentino LOL

8:00 hilarious laugh

[secretstream4]

i love it when he goes for the overkill serving, in this case the "crunchy" circle

also 8:00 hahahah his laugh

[pesiuber]

I'm subscriber number 797

[akty101]

Sorry about thhe shity, writeing LOL i'ts my new key board...

[akty101]

Well by the way thanks. But please dont kill kids it's more then asult!

[akty101]

Oh by the way im going to be a Doctor next week and don't do drugs it's bad for your Health. and Pease do not swear on your videos Thanks. Kids may be watching.

[sarcasmosis]

@akty101 We appreciate your feedback and would like to remind you we'd rather kill children than censor ourselves. We won't do either though, so no immediate worries. Congratulations on the doctorness.

[cgl97459]

@sarcasmosis Don't stop cussing, it makes you more funny.

[jackthesedays]

@sarcasmosis you are a hero

[ApocalypticRedIX]

@akty101 fuck you i hope you fall and break your neck

[WilliamTelevision]

@akty101 ...you're going to be a doctor? Don't you need to have good grammar for that?

[directorbeau]

@akty101

fuck you, realize that kids already say "fuck" at school and probably turn out just as fucked up as you, so dont worry about it

[akty101]

And also ill thumbs up always!

[akty101]

i love you'r videos ill subscribe all of the'm.

[yourmaster0990]

oh crunch wrap lol

[yourmaster0990]

DUDE I LOVE YOU!!!!! i always eat when i watch you

[ezlorulz]

Is that ginger ale?

[joni075]

i love watching ur vids i watch ur vids wehne i eat keep it up :D

[purpleheartz275]

yum :] seems good i should buy that !

[districtrandom]

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[ChristianAllenIsCool]

My rectum hates it too. Fucking taco smell.

[TCMfan2kii10]

sup man, you should do sit in episodes

like film and eat in the resteraunts..would make the show more interesting

just a suggestion... good luck on the show, thumbs up!

[FreedomOfTheUSA]

Lol, I love these. Keep up the good work, man.

[littlewing62]

don't eat too much, but drink a gogo! hahaha

[MasterFreddie1]

I used to love their beefy cheesy whatever the hell it was but they took it away.

[kratosjlv]

your fucking hilarious

[xjoshyuux]

seriously awesome show

[mariobloopersrule]

No one missed the like button!

[RainbowInMyTummy]

I ate one of those pizza shit things. I think the cheese on mine was spoiled or something. I opened it and you could see the smell radiating off the surface of the circle. It smelled like terds covered in burnt cat hair. So I ate it... Didn't taste no better. Marry me?

[papercanfly]

Allergic to cancer FTW!

[utahmoemalo]

yuuuuuummmy, we desperately need a taco bell here in new zealand!!!!

[MrCazix]

Your show kicks ass man!!! keep it up 8D

[sarcasmosis]

@MrCazix Hey thanks a lot there will be more soon~

[ApleSkrutE]

I want taco bell and kfc in sweden :(

[daewonsongpingpong]

@ApleSkrutE No KFC in sweden? thats fucked up

[ApleSkrutE]

@daewonsongpingpong Hmm yea idd it looks so fkin delicios :(

[AQgod812]

@daewonsongpingpong luckikly in the netherlands they do :)

[mentalshade]

this show is so cool, I like when he takes big bites, and when he reads the nutrition facts

[kiduk]

I like to think that you are some young business man that breaks into this family's house to film yourself eating on your lunchbreak. So we all think it's just you eating but you're some fucking psychopath.

[yayiregistered]

I love watching your show. It's great. I live alone and I always watch your shows while I'm eating too. Thanks for having dinner with me most lonely nights.

[prettygirlx4]

@yayiregistered :') can i eat with u guys?

[sarcasmosis]

@yayiregistered high five

[ThebestGta123]

OMG! Your burp is so loudddddd

[TeamPlayer1011]

i got to ask this did u throw up at the end?

[sarcasmosis]

@TeamPlayer1011 maybe!

[MasterFreddie1]

@sarcasmosis I like the way you fold the napkin and put it in your pocket.

[doogiediamond]

I would rather die a little early with Taco bell in my hand than be a little "So called" healthy and die miserable eating a freakin' Tofu burger!!!

[vadkaa]

make show how u take a shit after all these eating shows:D

[WonderfulMrShyne]

I love sarcastic humor. xD

[hikerss]

Can you do a show on eating a Burrito from Taco Del Mar?

[sarcasmosis]

@hikerss probably

[joverby88]

Congrats on the 2 years man. Just hang in there you will be really popular in no time. I'll share you on my facebook too.

[jaws8475]

"If you wanna help the show out, tell your friends.... subscribe, that kinda dumb bullshit..." LMAO that deserved my subscription, funny stuff :)

[drbilly100]

congratulations! great show I'm going to make all my friends watch it. I wish we had Ben's chilly half smoked dogs here in the UK its not fair you American's get all the good stuff. Keep up the good work man...here's to a million subscribers by next year

[sarcasmosis]

@drbilly100 Thanks again man cheers

[Fox250R]

you in oregon still?

[sarcasmosis]

@Fox250R I'm not still, but I am here.

[Fox250R]

@sarcasmosis ummmk

[Scarrr]

god fucking dammit. i love you.

[jazzcool44]

You have some random shit on your shelves man :P

[redenchilada]

That food looks so good. Sometimes only junk food will do. There is a time and place for it. Somebody at Taco Bell once told me that every thing is made fresh, except for the lettuce that arrives pre-shredded in big plastic bags. I'm cooking some really good spaghetti and meat sauce right now.

[sarcasmosis]

@redenchilada Taco Bell doesn't deserve most of its bad reputation-type rumors. I'm eating chili cheese sausage right now because it's all I can think about since Ben's.

[tdlyle1]

Lol @ the gag at the end.

[HubbaReneBubba]

I'm from Denmark!

You have a danish fan ;)

Love your videos, your humour and your hair.

[sarcasmosis]

@HubbaReneBubba I love the Danes! I need to come visit. Thanks a lot. 

[abram1234]

malt liquor and taco bell. delicious

[evilcrow1001]

Great vids man, roll on 5000 subs.

[EternalCrappyKid]

if you ever get a chance....eat CHEESECAKE....or maybe pumpkin pie.

anyhoo, taco bell owns.....my arteries hahaha

[SuperUnknownDude]

Well I ate a homemade burrito. Yeah that shit was awesome

[sarcasmosis]

@SuperUnknownDude sounds better

[smallTalkwithJFREY]

Keep them coming and I will keep watching them. Also come down to the south and say whats up-Jordan

[sarcasmosis]

@smallTalkwithJFREY Jordan I miss you touch me

[itzMehPreet]

o_o I just had Taco Bell aswell o_o