My "boyfriend" sang this song to me because he's... well, over 18. And he got sent to jail. *sigh* But he's out now, and he sent me a cd he burned me with this song on it by giving it to my mom after fixing her computer. She knows about everything that happened, but she still talks to him. Strange world, huh?
This isn't pedophilia it's Ephebophilia and it's pretty normal. Remember when women were married off at that age? I'm a 16 yr old female and I can still remember the vast difference between myself at twelve and at 14, also that I was horny ALL THE TIME. Anyways this song is hilarious and totally true.
Well.. You must know tha Warren Fitzgerald was a member of Oingo Boingo, so find & listen their song "Litlle girls" and you'll understand the meant of this song ;)
Hahahaha, I dedicate this song to a guy named Edson! hahaha, me and all the boys started calling him Chester The Molestor after he dated a 15 yr old at the age of 23 hahaha
when i first heard this i was dating a 14 year old lol. i had just turned 16 tho so it wasnt the same kind of situation. makes me laugh my ass off now tho lol
My "boyfriend" sang this song to me because he's... well, over 18. And he got sent to jail. *sigh* But he's out now, and he sent me a cd he burned me with this song on it by giving it to my mom after fixing her computer. She knows about everything that happened, but she still talks to him. Strange world, huh?
multilolers 3 months ago
@multilolers you're a liar
SuperLolakias 3 weeks ago in playlist The Vandals
@SuperLolakias Why would I lie?
multilolers 3 weeks ago
This isn't pedophilia it's Ephebophilia and it's pretty normal. Remember when women were married off at that age? I'm a 16 yr old female and I can still remember the vast difference between myself at twelve and at 14, also that I was horny ALL THE TIME. Anyways this song is hilarious and totally true.
spilledinsanity 3 months ago
Pedophilia; only funny when its put in this song xD
Anonymous2Fag 3 months ago
This song... XD Only the fucking Vandals haha
RudyRamone13 4 months ago
Best song ever.
Mateus958600 4 months ago
I sing this song everyday for Chloë Moretz.
Chloefornication 4 months ago
One of the all-time great jailbait songs!
SailorBarsoom 5 months ago in playlist pedo songs
This song is so great! :D
okami7amaterasu 8 months ago
Today was my ex girlfriend turned 14 so i made her listen to this song, I don't think we'll ever go out again.
nofxrocks15 9 months ago 3
It's almost like it was written just for Twilight. :o
RassTheKing 10 months ago 6
@RassTheKing hahahahaha thats so true!
poizunlady67 9 months ago
Reminds me somewhat of Zappa!
quidnick 1 year ago
woah dude thats funny lol great song i feel this way lol jk
sharpechris1993 1 year ago
That's what you get for going out with girl that's fourteen
wayboard 1 year ago
Well.. You must know tha Warren Fitzgerald was a member of Oingo Boingo, so find & listen their song "Litlle girls" and you'll understand the meant of this song ;)
pjfuma79 1 year ago
@pjfuma79 i watched it just a lil while ago it mad me laugh like really hard thanks for the info
poizunlady67 9 months ago
My ex girlfriend was 14, i was 17. After playing this song for her, she broke up with me. :D
whudafxup94 1 year ago 38
@whudafxup94 EXCELLENT NEWS HAHAHA!!!
paparoach585 9 months ago
@paparoach585 gtfo :p
whudafxup94 9 months ago
@whudafxup94 pahaha, good job, son!
paparoach585 9 months ago
lol
yaminibhaskar 4 months ago
@whudafxup94 thats a lie
SuperLolakias 2 months ago
This song is oddly catchy...
SatanicalInflictions 1 year ago 2
When did PedoBear post on YouTube from 4chan?
mlgxkiller2 1 year ago
@mlgxkiller2 yuck, this was almost a funny line. Delete it and try again
WhatTheTech 1 year ago
Hahahaha, I dedicate this song to a guy named Edson! hahaha, me and all the boys started calling him Chester The Molestor after he dated a 15 yr old at the age of 23 hahaha
boothoot 1 year ago 3
I didn't know Pedobear had a band.
ScarOfTheSky 1 year ago
Obvious pedo song is obvious.
SpitballSparky 1 year ago 10
@SpitballSparky Pedobear is pedo. Definitely.
LoTheHomicidalManiac 1 year ago
lol
MultiDamnation 1 year ago
when i first heard this i was dating a 14 year old lol. i had just turned 16 tho so it wasnt the same kind of situation. makes me laugh my ass off now tho lol
trafficlightcontrol1 1 year ago 2
Lol, pedophilia.
KhagarBalugrak 2 years ago 28
lol... Real 4chan shit... :D
Roseholm 2 years ago
i love GT/GD
emochild987 2 years ago