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  • This portrays both sides as idiots. :/

  • What up with all the atheist watching this video?

  • This video makes atheists look like idiots... well excuse me but I find this very offensive!!!!

  • I like how every person who doesnt believe in evolution and only their dear god who lets people starve and children die because it's more important for the Colorado food ball team to win think, we think that we came out of monkeys. Go google this shit because its really painful watching you talking shit about the wrong thing.

  • Why is the guy playing with fire mostly I'm an atheist and we don't always play with fire !!

  • 1. Take the newspaper.

    2. Roll it up.

    3. Whack some sense into your parents thick skulls.

  • @baldurus1 BEST ADVICE EVER!

  • "disproving atheism". its like disproving scientific facts. religious ppl have no facts to back up their religion.

  • Only 10-15%? No wonder Americans are so retarded. And well, they also have the Republican party.

  • @jeebs621, considering you can't even tell the difference between an "evolve theory" and the theory of evolution, you have no right to tell anyone who is intelligent and who isn't.

  • Reaction to religious posts in general, indicate that viewers are 40 to 50% atheists.

  • This is condescending to both atheists and evangelicals. It is possible for them to get along. I generally won't bring up religion unless the topic is introduced to me, or if they start spouting complete and utter lies about who I am as a person because I am an atheist, or completely false statements as atheist's think a chimp gave birth to a human..... Atheists try to understand your religion, but we don't outright lie about it.

  • 10-15% of Americans classify themselves as atheists.

    There's a depressing figure.

  • Atheists believe In a different thing like how we were made they believe in that the human race was just here, so don't be an asshole and go dogging on the atheists

  • Atheists are dumb I just think atheists should realize how were they created through chimps Huhh Charles Darwin's stupid evolve theory was stupid so is atheism

  • @jeebs621 Trololololololololol

  • @jeebs621 Apparently, you lack the basic understanding of the Evolutionary theory, cos anyone who knows about evolution will not say something so stupid as humans came from chimps or monkeys. Charles Darwin's theory is so stupid that, its taught in world's top universities like oxford and cambridge, and 1000s for peer reviewed scientific journals are published by scientists all over the world, and widely accepted by the scientific community as fact. GTFO

  • @DoubterApe

    Humans came from monkeys. All humans are apes, all apes are monkeys, and all monkeys are mammals. We are not descended from pygmy marmosets. All pygmy marmosets are marmosets, and all marmosets are monkeys. Our common ancestor who was a monkey makes us all not only evolved from monkeys, but makes us still be monkeys right now.

  • Haha. Parents are both reading bibles and the boyfriend is playing with the candle while shes talking

  • Why is the Atheist partner a pyro?

  • Notice how there is no "How to introduce your christian partner to your atheist parents" vid

  • @bkstudio1990 because atheist parents dont care, atheists respect peoples individual choices in life. we may think they are foolish and silly but we dont get angry or condemn them to some fantasy land for believing

  • @bkstudio1990 we don't need one. atheists are generally okay with any religion as long as they don't get preachy.

  • How the hell would Christians get there hands on integrity?

  • thumb up thumb down, who gives a toss. this video is pandering to the stupidity of faith.as an atheist i always let people know what my posituion is when the subject comes up. i also tell them that if they want to talk about their faith,i tell them that as long as they wear the god glassess they will across like an idiot to me,as you can imagine ive had some awkward encounters, one woman actually slapped me in the face, how christian of you ,i said.

  • It's even more fun if your partner is of the same gender and a different race from you.

  • Why would any adult couple care about what their parents think?

    My parents are slightly racist(I live in Belgium though so we have more of a reason) but I wouldn't care that they didn't like me dating a black woman.

    If they don't like that's fine, I'm dating her, not them.

  • I believe in god he lives on!!!!!!

  • quick clarification: if they "need proof" their agnostic, atheists deny the existence of god all together

  • @lauraninja99822 Being an atheist does not mean you deny god. Atheists simply don't believe which doesn't necessarily mean they believe that god doesn't exist. Agnostic / gnostic deals with knowing if god exists. I am an agnostic atheist, I don't know if god exists but I don't believe he does.

  • @TyheamRufac Actually..being an Atheist is simply put the belief that there is not God. Clean and cut, that's Atheism. All the in between areas are forms of Agnosticism. Atheistic Agnosticism is not straight Atheism...just for your information bro. Atheism is denying that any form of greater spiritual being exists, and is clinging to the belief that there is not God.

  • @Godsmackpwnsurass Atheism is not a positive claim. It is the rejection of a claim, specifically the theist claim that a god exists. While many atheists will claim that a god does not exist, that is not what atheist means.

    Oxford Dictionaries "a person who does not believe in the existence of God or gods"

    Dictionary . com "a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings."

    Notice they don't say "a person who believes God does't exist.

  • @TyheamRufac "a person who believes God does't exist." and "a person who does not believe in the existence of God or gods" carries the exact same meaning. And to treat it as a rejection rather than a different point of view is mildly disrespectful.

  • @ethalox The two statements do not have the same meaning. One is a positive claim, and one is not. If you say "I believe ..." then you should be able to defend your belief, if however you say "I don't believe..." then it falls to the person making the claim to convince you.

    /watch?v=sNDZb0KtJDk

    Also, doesn't rejecting someones point of view implie that you have a different point of view.

  • Atheists are... what? like a mix of bad dressing... fire loving.. ugh..-- lol, All of us atheists are like " : \ " . And all the christians are like "Mmmmmmhmmmm, see??? Damned atheists are so evil!!!"

  • @aqouby You feel stereotyped? First of all this wasn't a representation of a Christian family, it was a representation of a Catholic family which is much different, and stereotypical Christianity is not how Christians really are, I don't know any Christian that would ever see "Mmmmmhmmm see???? Damned atheists are so evil!!!!" If you don't wanna be stereotyped, don't stereotype :p

  • @Godsmackpwnsurass I don't feel stereotyped at all-- I feel like the person who made this video is a moron for misrepresenting both parties. And christians do that, it isn't a stereotype. Evangelical christians are fucking retarded. :D

  • Wow this made athirms look like bullshit. They made the athiest seem like an asshole

  • Wow... They kinda made the atheist seem like an impatient, disrespectful 2-year old who doesn't know better than to insult your parents and wave his tie over the candle at the dinner table. Nice, Howcast. Nice. -.-

  • He likes the fire xD

  • Im an atheist, and im not a pyromaniac

  • I wonder why this guy necessarily had to be a pyromaniac too..

  • This was pathetic...

  • As an atheist... I find this amusing. Slightly.

  • The Atheist is stereotypical? Then WTF are those "evangelicals"???

  • My rofl copter goes swish swish swish. If that's they why most people see atheist as people who try toasting bread on a candle and that sports an unbuttoned shirt with a tie then I would be a little frightened to.

  • this video... sucks.

  • Wow!... I had no idea that the stereotypical image of athiests are that they're jerks.

  • To be fair, if someone has no opinion on God, it doesn't make them an athiest. It makes them egnostic.

  • suggest you rename this "How to introduce your pyromaniac partner to evangelical parents". insulting all around.

  • The instructions are more-or-less okay, but the attempt at humour by satirizing both atheists and evangelicals is insulting.

  • BURN THE WITCH!!!

  • Although the acting in this video sucks, the advices are not bad!

  • Great satire. At least that's how I interpreted it. Thanks for the laugh.

  • This is insultive to both athiests, and religious peolple. They make the athiests look like pyromanics with bad manners and the religious people look like snobish obsessive people.

  • @elmstreetoons well they got half of it right...

  • omg this makes it sound like atheists are dirty apes or something

    we got over that a long time ago

  • Atheist like to play with fire??? lol, at least atheist care about the environment!

  • The atheist guy doesn't give a fuck :)

  • Well this was a brave attempt at giving some guidelines, but I have to agree with a lot of the previous statements. The boyfriend seemed a bit simple in his body language, seemed a bit obsessed with fire, and just all around disrespectful. Granted, the parents were just as extreme in the portrayal of evangelicals, but if you're going to go to the extreme, at least do it right. As for the money thing, I'm thinking that was a joke. No one really cares that much about it. : P

  • If it were 10-15% then this video would not even be necessary. 

  • bullshit xD

  • Funny....

  • I'm an Atheist 

  • Hahaha, I love how the boyfriend is warming up the bread with the candle. Something about that is just so hardcore.

  • This is a video i know you went to extremes but why claim to be non-biased and attempt to make the atheist so dumb whihc atheists are not

  • good point. i think it's more like 28% atheist and 40%non-religious.

  • Whats up with him and fire?

  • this was clearly made for evangelical television to tell childern how to step out the closet and take a look at the reality

  • lol, those large size crucifixes, that would freak out jesus. thats a nice way to show love for your messiah.

  • I'm not sure if this is meant to be a joke because it's so unrealistic or if it's supposed to real?

  • If my girlfriend ever tried this she wouldn't get far because as soon as I saw them I'd just shake their hands and say "Hi, I'm going to Hell"

  • The environment? Evangelicals are the ones who still deny global warming. The ones that don't deny it just flat out say that they don't care about it.

  • @bachthoven1685 umm..actually, global warming IS happening, however it is a cycle. It's happened before and will cool down again. I always have cared about the environment, and I don't believe that any of my friends don't care..oh, yeah, and I'm a Christian.

  • @AaronsEve I didn't mean ALL Christians think that, however most Evangelicals do believe what I said.

  • /suicide

  • How to introduce your Atheist Partner to Evangelical parents: DONT. I dont want to meet your parents if they think I'm going to hell. I'd much rather picket them. About 19% of Americans identify themselves as atheists now (newer polling). Most Agnostics don't like the term "atheist". Atheism and agnosticism are actually the same thing, so freethinkers are probably over 1/5 of the poplulation now.

    Although, I'm still gonna be moving to Japan or The Netherlands.

  • @PalulukanMakto SWEDEN! They are around 85% atheist, I believe.

  • That fire with the bread thing isn't a bad idea

  • Hey am a pyromaniac too lol

  • I'm an atheist and a pyromaniac too. Perhaps there's a trend....

  • I love how clearly they make atheists seem like assholes. Is this satire of evangelism?

  • I love how in America there are still 85-90% religious people. Oh America you so gullible. :)

  • I have nothing against God i just can't stand his fan clubs.

  • STEP 1: Realize that this guy is such an uncaring asshole

    STEP 2: Don't bother introducing him to parents

    STEP 3: DUMP!

  • of course they have the atheist as being an asshole.

  • Love the way the parents show up rockin' crosses around the necks!!! lmao!!!!!

  • The love the way those nuts read the Bible even in a restaurant. BTW, 10-15% identify themselves as non-religious, not as Atheists. Just a correction :)

  • @srikargottipati Seeing as how "non-religous" is a sub-catagory of "atheist" and not the other way around, that means that AT LEAST 10-15% are atheists.

  • LOL, no.. I'd have a harder time introducing a christian boyfriend to my atheist father. (I doubt it will ever be an issue though)

  • i should be offended but i have a lot of absent minded atheist makeing us look bad so i can see where they are coming from

  • This isn't a fair representation of atheist in the least.

  • @xTASMIAx To be fair it also isn't a fair representation of Theists... I think the video is going for exaggeration to drive the point home.

  • @xTASMIAx It's a steryotype. Same with the parents.

  • @xTASMIAx id just like to know who cares

  • Is this video some kind of joke. Who gives a fuck who's an atheist? I'm an atheist. And why not compare God to Santa? It's the same bullshit.

  • @pokerguy94 yeah they get mad when you do that yet they will compare evolution with cars...fucking idiots. cars can't have babies..

  • @pokerguy94 Comments like yours are the reason it's a funny joke.

  • This is a joke, right? They made this as a joke about relationships instead of seeming to deliberately make fun of evangelicals AND atheists. Right?

    Please tell me I'm right.

  • @Serahpin you r right

  • step one who gives a shit 

  • I think this is a rather stupid video....

  • Oh darn...Make the laughter stop!!!

  • How To Introduce Your Evangelical Partner To Atheist Parents

    Step 1: Ditch him.

  • @bballandmusic13 Uh, it must? How d'ya figure? That sort of self-congratulatory speculation is the core of why I'm not a Christian. I'd be interested to know how you justify such a baseless and slanderous statement.

  • I don't eat other people's food while they stare at the floor with their eyes closed and talk to an invisible man who may or may not be listening or exist. I also don't have any interest in meeting anyone's parents.

  • damn, we atheist only make up 10%. i guess that is a significant amount

  • @483091 It is, but we have no voice because we never kill people. 10% of the population, but only .2% of the prison population.

  • @rpottage then isn't that a good thing, it just means we atheist commit less crimes than people who have a religion

  • @483091 It's a great reflection on our part. But American culture, views, and laws are often based on the most vocal. Fundamental Christians are very vocal and achieve things like the Texas textbook massacre (as I call it), Black's used their voice to achieve equality, women were similar, Gay use the PRide Parades to try and get their voice heard. We atheists, however, don't have a huge unifying thread and tend to be less outspoken so our voice gets ignored. It's good, but not for our voice.

  • PROPARGANDA!!!!!!!!!!

  • what a dog shit video

  • Who thinks up this crap? Other commentors have thoroughly stated why this was a waste of my time, but I still want to say that I have less respect for this channel for having produced this video.

  • ummm whats up with the "aitheist" and fire in every scene? and thats not how we act dumb asses! "pay with a credit card because in god we trust is on u.s currency" are you fucking kidding me

  • the chick is well hot at least

  • This video makes atheists look rude..

  • you will need... a respect for different opinions...

    Well, so much for THAT idea!

  • Lovely to see they treat atheists as if they were pompous pyromaniacs.

  • @glitchuser4 To be fair, the christian parents were treated like the worst stereotypes we think of when we think of fundamentalist christians.

    Seems more like a comedy video to me, though not a very good one.

  • @DarkOneRRp Alright. I see where you're coming from but normaly I see their videos to be mostly informative with some humor, not entire :l, oh well.

  • @glitchuser4 ......while the biblethumpers wear 8-inch crosses around their neck. lol

  • ......was this sapose to be a joke? Satire perhaps?

  • Warning: This video is offensive to your intellect .

  • @seanmc30 agreed

  • I guess they were going for humor here, but dude, FAIL. he's a wierd grumpy pyro. You coulda made it an athiest-pos nerd joke or something, but you went with scumbag. niiice.

  • "Naturalist" is a better name than "a-theist."

  • 10-15 percent? That's it?

  • Why didnt you just have the boyfriend order roasted Christian baby?

  • nice vid., maybe your next one could focus on more pressing issues like the concerns of your boyfriend being a pyromaniac

  • yeaaahhhhhhhh Break that bread

  • I don't know, if I had to deal with evangelical possible in-laws... I'd be contemplating fire too... Really other than the off-kilter atheist (Who is balanced out by the parents who wear MASSIVE crosses), this video seems to be fairly fair to atheists, acknowledging that atheists aren't just dogmatic "There is no god period," types.

    The whole pyro-boyfriend thing seems really out of place from the tone of the rest of the video, really...

  • offensive in so many ways lol

  • Where is the video on introducing your pyromaniac partner?

  • @nuckinfuts32330 I'm not hell-bent on much of anything in this conversation. And I don't have to prove there's no creator. You claim there is one; I take the skeptic's view. The burden of proof lies upon you. It's mathematically impossible to prove the non-existence of anything. Say, you claim there are flying unicorns with hawklike beaks. It's up to you to provide proof. Religion is no different.. Without proof, you're just telling fairy tales.

  • @nuckinfuts32330 The only thing you've proven is that you're a moderately successful troll. I am, in fact, completely insane... however, it has nothing to do with anything addressed here.

    I will say just one last thing, though. Belief in a higher power is exactly like belief in Bigfoot/sasquatch. Lots of anecdotes, lots of fuzzy logic (and in Bigfoot's case, fuzzy photos), but the believers of each are just as irrational as the other, and neither group should be taken seriously.

  • @nuckinfuts32330 You've just completely undermined any argument you might conceivably have had. Aside from your shaky grasp of empiricism, the fact is that the universe has never stopped expanding. You obviously have little to no concept of how relativity works. If you want to discredit something, I suggest you do a little bit of research first. You'll have to pardon me for siding with the most brilliant minds on the planet as opposed to you.

  • @nuckinfuts32330 The Big Bang Theory is a misnomer, you do realize. There was no "explosion." Just a gradual expansion. Time, space, matter and energy all had a finite beginning... all of them within the singularity that expanded. Your inability to conceive of how such a concept can work has no bearing on its accuracy. People objected to the "round earth" for similar reasons.

    There is no knowledge without empirical data and/or proof. At best, you have hearsay, or at worst, you have "faith."

  • @nuckinfuts32330 I'd like to hear a genuine, scientific account of flaws in the Big Bang theory. Again, there is no knowledge without proof.

    You are correct on one thing, though... this is, ultimately, a non-issue. "Why are we here?" is a rather pointless question. Learning how we evolved is scientifically useful, but the reason why we exist (assuming there is one) does not help anyone.

  • @nuckinfuts32330 Yes... "non-conformity" is the reason for all of it. That certainly explains why such a sizable minority puts up with being marginalized by a supermajority who collectively seems to think that it can sidestep the Constitution whenever it feels the need, so long as it keeps them durn Atheists from roonin' our chirrens.

    You don't "know" God is there. Knowledge implies empirical proof, and if you had that, this debate would be a non-issue.

  • @nuckinfuts32330 LOL, but come on, I mean Santa Clause is such a sound idea! Almost as sound as Santa, is the idea of God.

  • I love how the atheist is a pyro.

  • On a separate note, what does this little christian girl, at 1min, look like she is jonsing(fuck I can't spell it!) for a crack rock!

  • @nuckinfuts32330 Atheist = Mature adults who take responsibility for their own actions, rather than just pawning it off on a fictitious idea of GOD.

    Christians = irresponsible children who do whatever they want, and if they don;t do something, then the don't out of fear of wrath rather than because it is morally wrong.

  • Why is the atheist a fucking idiot?

  • why is the atheist depicted as such an asshole

  • why did they make the atheist an asshole ? :(

  • well, the atheist guy in the movie looked very stupid.

  • You will need: Less moronic parents.

  • Poe's Law strikes again!

  • Is NO ONE realizing this is a joke on believers? Wow. The "You will need" list should have been your first clue this isn't real (a credit card? C'mon people!).

  • I used to think Howcast videos just gave misguided or poor advice. However now I see that these videos are just one big joke. This video was insulting and just an Atheist bashing video. Fuck Howcast!

  • LOL, this is just dogging atheists. This dude is just shown to be an absent minded, uncaring, pyromaniac. Not sure how this is a fair representation of atheists. WAIT, I just described myself, when I was Christian!

  • @riddler251 What - or whom - did you burn when you were a Christian? :-D

  • @Dave83C Hmm, I burned a tree house, some plastic, the trash, myself a few times, a field, and just generally playing with fire. I think it had to do with the story of the burning bush in the bible, I thought god might talk to me.

  • FAIL

    

  • this is the 2nd worst howcast I have ever seen. And that actually is impressive considering how pointless these videos are. What next? "How to find howcast videos on youtube." How about "How to make a video that is not pointless, offensive, or a gross misrepresentation of reality." That or just try harder.

  • I don't see why money is a big deal. The atheist deals with money too.

  • I love how he just doesn't give a fuck.

  • Wow. The percentage of atheists in Australia is much higher. The largest group are agnostic. Religious people are third. We don't really have a Bible belt here, but Australia was colonized a few hundred years after the crusades and people migrating for religious freedom. Different history I guess. Also, many migrated here to escape religion, especially the conflict in Ireland between Catholics and Protestants.

  • @saintfletcher

    Hmmm... thats very interesting. By the way you describe it, Australian history is very similar to American history.

    Colonists fleeing to a New World to escape religious freedom? Yes, that pretty much describes American history.

  • re....tard....ed....

  • ugh that was painful... But kinda funny how much that Christian boy enjoyed acting like a satanist. (clearly not an atheist)

  • I'm an Atheist, not a pyromaniac!

  • @903gamefreak What part are you asking about: being an ex-muslim or using the tips in the vid to come out (as an atheist ONLY)?

  • I dont think the parents will be put off by the fact that he is an atheist as much as the fact that he is a douchebag....

  • This is just stupid propaganda. This "atheist" is being acted like a 3-year-old dumbass, which is just unfair to view atheists like that. I mean, this is just strawmanning atheists by depicting this guy as the stereotypical atheist. If you want to give advice to people about things you should not misrepresent the reality you want to discuss. Therefore this is nothing like propaganda and misrepresentation of atheists. It's the same thing like depicting all muslims as terrorists. Do you?

  • @MardasMan And the Christians say there opressed. Please.

  • @MardasMan Every character in the vid except for the main lady was strawmanned....

  • @MardasMan The Christians are pretty stereotypical, as well. . .

  • @MardasMan I'm by means no Evangelical, but they looked pretty freaking dumb too so why don't you stop taking things so seriously.

  • @Invisty you need to look up the definition of gnosticism and theism. they answer 2 totally different questions to respond to "Do you believe in God" with "Im agnostic" doesn't actually answer the question.

    Gnostic = Knowledge of God, u can b Gnostic theist / Gnostic Atheist or Agnostic theist / Agnostic Atheist

    Theist = belief in a particular god storey

    A-theist = anything other than a belief in god

    BTW anyone claiming not to be agnostic is a liar or self deceiving

  • no idea, what this video was about. i just watched the girl. cute.

  • was this made by fundamentalists?  This is moronic.

  • Maybe I'll use that to introduce my self to my own parents.

    (I'm an ex-muslim).

  • You don't have to go to all of these lengths; just tell them and if they don't like it, too damn bad.

  • Press and hold down the 1 key. She's a dirty girl this lady.

  • I'm an atheist and I loved this video, if all those thums down were left by atheist, then let me say, c'mon gays, have a little sense of humor, if they were left by evangelical christhians then let me say: not surprised :p