my mom walks in while im speed picking.

[diasspeed]

sooo....how many days ago you started playing the guitar?..oh and dislike for the hideous haircut

[ToxikWolfNoise]

hey what guitar is that

[wedontknowone1]

i bet she would have wish she caught him masturbating instead of playing that noise! ha

[TurkeyTuck]

I love that look at 1:32. Acts as though he's the most bad ass player ever.

[006pimpin]

this dude sucks for real

[JSpears90]

@ 1:25.. Ultimate Pickslide Fail.... 

[Ciula]

HAHAaaaaaaa your comments make my day,thank you guys!;)

[TANTRUMENTAL]

0:46 dude fists himself and the guitar tone changes! if that's not skill i don't know what is!

[snowmenhunter]

why in the world would you wanna put up the video of you kissing your mom?!

[ACEOFTHUNDER666]

are you retards so focused on the mom that you didnt even see the kid acctually having more talent then you? dumbfucks..keep playing guitar kid.

[taylormyrickdesigns]

@ACEOFTHUNDER666 But he sucks at playing guitar as well? He's like 40 different kinds of absolutely terrible. There's zero talent involved with what he's doing. Any mentally challenged 8 year old could figure it out.

[murdockBO105]

fucking idiot

[poliismypapi]

@PanteraGs1 Hahahah that's dirty

[PanteraGs1]

@poliismypapi I know... but kinda sexy isn't it?

[PanteraGs1]

Just came here to see if your mom was a MILF... she's not, but I'd still fuck her

[kn1471]

@PanteraGs1 ahahaha!!!!! fuck me thats a good one!!

[PanteraGs1]

@kn1471 Alright...I'll fuck you too XD

[bfctbone]

Go let that guitar sit out in the rain for a few years, give it to me, and then ill show you how to speed pick u faggot

[scrumsie]

MILF??

[IversonGR]

why the fuck did i just saw? :S

[MrSomeDouchebag]

@IversonGR

Because you the fuck have eyes.

[Ikhira]

My hears! FAIL

[Mitollionare]

what is that a house arrest braclet on her thigh? =0

[maupeknul]

0:44 the dildo got stuck

[LazelDazel]

The lips you just kissed suck your dads dick.

Think about that every time you speed pick.

[RussellThePumpkin]

@LazelDazel BUSTIN' RHYMES YOOOOO

[jkbear29]

@LazelDazel oh wow look at the big boy behind the computer

[robbysharolaid]

@LazelDazel Did you find out from personal experience?

[nicholas72611]

Clean your room.

[triforceguitarist]

DAMN BRO YOURE SO GOOD.

[BigKahuna93]

Nigel Tufnel on lead guitar!

[MrWorldpress]

This is slow picking!

[The300881]

Hi dude, I'm Vivek from India. U got ur fretting fingers pretty strong. that's good for some techniques. Brother find a good teache & listen to Guthrie, Greg Howe etc.. May u become even better & could make ur mom proud.Good Luck & God Bless

[Petegrin1]

Am i the only one that thinks it just looks WRONG to kiss your mom on her lips?

[joakkko95]

@Petegrin1 you are not the only one ._.

[allthatjizzxD]

i wanna do ur mom

[Alienwaranation]

So hardcore

[poopyodb]

=)

[grumpyson2510]

his mom is missing a leg from the knee down

[maxswan]

haha you love your mommy

[captianawesome12]

this reminds me of me when I play guitar

[TheAntiAlti]

I like this video. Your Mom seem to be a comprehensive woman and you seem to be a nice son. Cool. Keep training guitar.

[sk8brdnmom]

ur awesome for being cool to ur mom!!!

[trickybasket]

retarded

[garbagelane]

weak

[GlockenspielSAS]

It´s pretty disgusting

[JustinCruze69]

In a perfect world, people would learn a craft, before exposing their lack of talent. - Keep playing (don't record it)

10 years from now put up a video of what you've LEARNED.

Noone needs to see you practicing. Most people don't even like watching famous people practice.

[DARRINCONNOR1]

Finally, Im actually better than someone on guitar

[Ston3d42O]

@DARRINCONNOR1 lmao!

[DARRINCONNOR1]

The only reason I watched this was I was hoping your mommy was hoT. All hope is gone.

[DrsJacksonn]

'Oh son, make love to me right now!'

[420Potheadification]

Give mommy a kiss!

[bobos245]

Dude, that is not a banjo.

[bayubagusananta]

go to hell

[HowToCatchShadows]

There's nothing wrong with a little Mom love, and there's nothing wrong with an egg sandwich. :)

[hansojes]

It looks like his pickin' at his butt at 0:45...XD

[solsfict111]

wtf

??????

[SuperBspb]

*meanwhile in joe's trailer park*

[Tabmuryn]

BLEEEEEEEEE :L

[yasminarion101]

i like the show but no to the guitar

[jonfai]

*adjusts tone knob on guitar*. "Yeah. that sounds better now."



[rillloudmother]

Holy crap, mom has a wooden leg?!??!!???

[azkeyz]

The sad part is he can't play and his mom is not helpful about it.

typical for most guys who are forced through no fault of their own to be stuck at home playing for nothing.

that's america today , guys trapped in their homes who can't get anyone to notice.

specialy when they play like shit.

son you only got a few years to prefect the guitar before age will destroy you.

music doesn't care how old you are or what you look like as long as you can deliver.

[furrydavee]

@azkeyz jesus christ man you need a go on a trampoline or some shit and cheer up. so frikkin miserable. the guy is just playing some guitar, unless you're santana you might wanna thiink about not bitching his entire existence because he's crap at it. it's some shit vid of some shit musician on youtube and that's it - you've been reading to much nietzsche my son.

[Rockmaybe]

And you call that speed picking...?

[TheSavageMaggot]

Small consolation for this kid, my screen recently lost a light diode and cant show the color red, making my monitor oblivious to how red the like/dislike bar is....too bad I can count and see the dislikes out number the likes 7 to 1. No consolation for me though...just now having wasted a minute and 37 seconds of my life.

[Emorak101]

Dat ass..

[name98595]

Your mom is also your aunt huh?

[djosephj]

Why does this guy hate music sooo much? What did it ever do to him?!

[adamnew17]

This video is a horrible abomination. But the comments are so fucking funny I regained my faith in humanity.

[IAmLincolnOsiris]

Im so glad they didnt use the entire 9 minutes he had left

[HabeKeinMitleid]

Man this guy looks like the guy I got 5 months for assault.

[a7xdetodo]

WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!???

[iLikeToFail]

Cletus?

[wipezama]

@iLikeToFail cletus jajajajajaja

[meeetallicaaaa]

u still live with ur mom?

[S0ulR3bl]

lotza hate....Y?



[Cr4nium13]

Still living at home I see?

[MrWoodoop]

grow up

[ArmyRangerish]

ahh crap im in that hillbilly part of youtube again

[JohnBruceGuitars1]

Listen to moma and maybe you won't swallow that damn plectrum!



[soulreaverdoug]

His mom can shred paganini with her protesis, this motherfucker is so lame he can't even bind two fucking notes.

[MrFcdude]

where did you get that guitar

[Complicaadd0rock]

Hhahahha xD great video

[BobDoleNSatanRmyniGz]

mohawk, check. poor attempt at playing a guitar, check. skank girlfriend giving blumpkin while mother watches.... stay tuned!

[XHotPinkPunkX]

People are so rude and immature. Nice speed picking. keep it up. The rude comments must be from children, cause only children say shit like that.

[ladioshun]

yesterday his mom ate his guitar :S

[MrGuitarmaster11]

he sucks..

[duduafalcao]

It's funny because his mom is fat

[InsanityOnABunExtras]

Haha i like how this has a ton of views like people thought it was gonna be dirty or something haha

[loscaposdelp]

jajaaa

[nikoliciv]

And that my dear friends is America, the leader of the world...

[InsanityOnABunExtras]

@nikoliciv That's a butt-metaler of america, not all of us

[XHotPinkPunkX]

@nikoliciv comments that bash america only further prove that wherever you're from, ignorance is number 1 hobby. Do me a favor, when you're trying to make ends meet in your country and can't, don't ( you and relatives) come to america and take our jobs, then continue to say that america is awful.

[ThePhoneticPhoenix]

looks more like finger tapping to me than speed picking

[Ston3d42O]

The comments totally make this video worth coming to.

Screw you and your hipster mullet

[h00bastank18]

Hilariously reminiscent of Hot Rod: DON'T JUST STARE AT ME, GO

[TheRealAchilleZ]

Hey man, your health bar is getting kind of low.

[FritoBanditoGuapo]

@TheRealAchilleZ best line ever

[TheRealAchilleZ]

@FritoBanditoGuapo Haha thanks man.

[ironwolf827]

i remember my first day playing

[pellyell]

dude its called tremollo picking, and u suck

[tenkuunokage]

nice mustache, looks like my pubes

[bajramovic92]

Yawn. Boring.

[Children23Bodom]

hahahahhahahahaha i love the look at the end when he feels he's accomplished something amazing for all of us to watch XD get a lesson NERD!

[TICETOCAR]

wohoow.. people, what's up with the agression here!? give the guy a break, he's got a loving mother and a girlfriend taping him..while not playing the kind of nice guitarplaying I was hoping to hear .. anywho, more people should be taught love an affection :-) (and someone should be taught guitar ;-)

[williambentley1234]

i thought he was gonna be backwards and his mom was gonna think he was jerking really fast

[rizakan]

aw so cute :)))

[BOLTNOSE]

What kind of guitar is that??

[BOLTNOSE]

Hey MaTuXo95..........suck a fat dick........Just asked what happened to her leg is all....nothing wrong with that...........you sensitive prick............lighten the fuck up.....

[BOLTNOSE]

What's with moms left leg? Just wondering........i like the speed picking.........u need a metal zone distortion pedal......or not.....just saying

[MaTuXo95]

@BOLTNOSE You are a mother Fucker.. Hope your moms gets invalid

[ilovemusic6223]

u play like a DOG...pak Q!!!....speed picking your balls.......

[Martyfriedman001]

my mom walks in while Im fucking around on a guitar, and we kiss each other on the mouth because that's normal for a son and mother to do....

[onurthemonur]

I'm here to see ur mom man... cause ur playing sucks

[nikh158]

Gotta love all the ends of the strings hanging from the headstock. He`ll poke his eyes out with that lot

[doom12344]

man you kiss your mom on her lips...thats very disturbing O.O

[MrRockitman666]

First time ive used the dislike bar since justin bieber came up with his shit >:D you should be proud! :P

[jojo9791379]

speed is not the only thing dude the sound must be bueatiful try to stay longer on notes and you will see that its better for the ear

[fru1tbooter14]

Someone needs to take the lightsaber that is the dislike bar and slice this dudes guitar in half.

[grvyty]

wtf

[MegaSidds]

why?

[kertaspaper94]

A good child loves his mother.

[trengaramfana]

va han thiamlo eltiang tak em

[iamtheend77]

You kiss your mother ? thats sick idiot

[gamalahalaff1]

all you need is an 'EET FUK' and you are ready to go:)

[beavinator420]

I feel sorry for him, and especially his mom! She must be embarassed of her son. He sucks bad!

[Aerolith]

Even the title works as an analogue for masturbation :D

[XxAardvark456xX]

With playing skills and a hairdo like that, that's going to be the most action he's going to get for a very, very long time.

[EpiphoneMr]

At least , he loves his moma

[L30N3737]

this is like...the worst video ever...i'm sorry for saying it

[MrBattles1]

Man the Harpoons!

[Wolowitz75]

get a metronome and learn some scales, what you are playing out of tune and your hands aren't syncd with eachother, u aren't shredding but u are just hitting some notes fast in a non rythmic way

[mrbuddha2026]

Get this out of Youtube, please!

[TheKidVideos]

Eww. Your guitar playing is grosser than that kiss you gave your Mom.

[201Perone239]

You sound that much worse coming off a Gutrie Govan jam.

[Zyborggian]

Disliked cuz u kissed ur mom on the mowth. fucking gross bro

[cynthia4l]

@Zyborggian lol a mother kissing her child is gross? jesus fuck people over sexualize everything nowadays.

[itaygtr]

you got a really fat mom :)

[movement26]

Never seen that before........He keeps the distortion button in his ass.

[hsguitarist]

@movement26 aaaaaaaaaaajajajaj tafaq

[johncarcinogen]

@movement26 got some logic

[Robert301975]

@movement26 Holly shit that thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xXxNickyerxXx]

@movement26 mega lol !

[neuraxhixmetamorphy]

@movement26 hahahahahaa

[kleinenhenning]

@movement26 HAHAHAHAHA...

[ZackAPack]

Man I feel like Steve Vai after watching this. Did not realize how challenging the guitar is to some people.

[Brentypooz]

Pause at 0:01 and you can see the confederate flag.

[bellch87]

You suck bro.

[Insertreplyhere]

Step 1: Watch "paul gilbert crazy solo"

Step 2: Throw guitar out the window.

[LimeGuy101]

LOL he's like, 30

[mrshred65]

his amp really blows though i can tell

[MrKalashnik0va]

Not only is that his mom, but its also his date for tonight ;)

[carsguitarswomen]

This needs to be a web redemption of Tosh.O

[DatHarry]

"looks like you have no undies on"

Jesus Christ what a horrifying thought

[Giantshredder]

@0:44 "Excuse me while I pick this shit out of my ass."

[wildchild9795]

soooo can i bang your mom? =D

[la7lu]

so, you kiss your mom on the lips

[TheNakedQuack]

Girlfriend's over, better play some ear bleeding boring shit

[Rockshadow666]

how old are you to give a french kiss to your mom?

[klawson211]

my mom walked in on me speed picking one time. and another time when i was playing guitar.

[OytunZky]

how does he get out with that hair?

[onimusha514]

i thought i sucked lol

[MultiThrashmetal]

out of tune a bit

[ChikaNeca]

tune guitar asshole

[MrWalalaa]

i laughed when i saw his hair and wrote this and in 1 seconde i will see another video and forget this 1

[hawtin60]

fai cagare

[Jericho437]

next time tune your guitar

[Rcasler313]

Anyone else notice the confederate flag XD?

[MrCold012]

they took his job! they broke his jaw! they took his dog! theiyr brgh drghh

[skateboarding]

white trash

[04hawaiien04]

pretty gay

[arkoslavv]

Shut up and learn how to play the guitar