Battlefield BC 2 Fun Tactics- Smoke is Dangerous

[lizerg700]

Cr1TiKaL, why are you so monotone in your newest videos?

[Kyleisbeast9]

Cr1TiKaL must be the biggest troll ever in any multiplayer game he's in

[joshjlboy]

I hate the alarm too it's annoying but it means they are making their last push.

[heinzmonster]

Farm tactics, LOL

[Killur10]

I though it was Inception.

[H0rnyN3g3r]

Grenade smoke, don't breathe this!

[silentkilla1789]

I had the same experience with the horn at the end of game lmao

[ThatMakesNoSense900]

that fucking horn!! arrrgggghhhhhhh

[StephenCaney]

It's sooooooo anooing

[Exeven92]

Its over 9!!!

[deathclawlegend666]

That horn benefits absolutely jack shit

[xXAmoocowXx]

i hate it soo annoying last 50 kill OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH­H OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

[XXXDeathbyfartsXXX1]

Hey whats up cr1TiKaL its everybody

[arkham720]

I know me too I always think it is a tornado alarm

[Wizards9517]

whats a recon douche

[eyemforit]

@Wizards9517 Re: whats a recon douche

I don't know if you've ever played a Battlefield game, but recon is a class that uses a sniper. They typically stay stationary in places that are really hard to se, with O.P. snipers and camp, like douches.

[destructo1997]

@eyemforit Also known as Wookies :3 Because of Cr1TiKaL :)

[eyemforit]

@destructo1997 Yeah, you get it. :3

[jessicarachelle2]

its the most iratating sound

[AlanRampersad51]

i agree, i used to live in Oklahoma, and theres usually tornadoes there, and that f***** horn went off the first time, i thought the tornadoe alarm went off in base, yes, i lived in an Air Force Base, it was Tinkier Air Force Base, damn i miss that place......

[TheJimboslice69]

that fucking horn makes my left nut get a headache



[sotilas752]

look at my smoke my smoke is amazing

[buttafing3rz]

Awesome and hilarious...subbed

[Governm3nt]

Don't smoke kids. If Cr1tikal says it, it's the effing truth.

[3ONICJ]

lol 0:17 transcribed audio says: now i start off the scope of the smoker dance night

[OhNoApples]

natural habitat lol

[SummerSaultPictures]

did i just get a % sign in the transcribe audio? wtf

[alarik95]

shits and giggles ftw

[FACKINSMOKE]

Why aren't you on Comedy Central or something?

[Spartilianz]

Horny conquest.

[01234567895007]

transcribe audio gets all the words wrong near the ending

[xXTimLegendXx]

Lol he really hates Recon class

[expresslax05]

I was playing at night once and that horn scared the milk out of my nipples

[swordcollection]

Get a buddy with c4 and updates get in a UAV and have the dude plant his c4 on it fly to the m-com, desend and use the c4 to teabag people- killing them instantly

[redeyesking1]

the horn need to go

[tmydlandr]

in the full throttle vid, C4 transcribed into dossled foreigners xD

[MrTroninator]

See, kids! Smoking kills!

[tboneknows]

The horn makes me want to have sex with a toaster and mushroom stamp that bitch!

[PwnageAirsoft]

You should do fing with campers:P

[Ki11erBKi11d]

at 0:59 transcribed audio says "were disappointed dole masses that don't even know it in their plant"

[598Osku]

There is man with GoldenEye and Man with the GoldenVoice. We found the second.

[Edgartheman1]

the horn helps u tell when the game is over and adds a adrenaline rush to run out and rape somebody.

[bluestar249000]

I dont play conquest

[CLJPgumby453]

1:33 transcribed audio says"%un distilled shillinger bonus rocker i'm looking in the trees resume recall unusual"haha i love cc

[guitarhal96]

"when i did this, i was shitting everywhere"

lol

[southparkgeek69]

there should be a dictionary for the words cr1tical uses, it would be way better than harry potter

[LockNload30]

Nice kills and yes that horn is damn anoying

[Ruse76]

Mute the video and use the captions...It makes sense but WTF?

[11010101101110111111]

i tried this just now on oasis conquest and i went 17- 10 :D

[wiccanXexodus]

@11010101101110111111 are you aware your username says "im so damn sexy and think licking nipples is for swimming apache spawners"?

[Angeal1111]

@wiccanXexodus how do you get that out of 11010101101110111111?... I know that its binary but i honestly didn't think that you could get 13 words out of 20 numbers ... its funny though :D

[wiccanXexodus]

@Angeal1111 i was just making it up but it would be awesome

[wiccanXexodus]

@11010101101110111111 in binary code

[11010101101110111111]

@wiccanXexodus lolololol

[Haunterpnoy]

shits n giggles xD

[bulinho05]

dude this transcription thing is awesome.

- But uh, anyway (photo anywere)

[skyrobotv]

It's awesome to get some random people and rain smoke grenades on tight areas in Rush.

[naorable]

omfg i hate it and i raected just like u did lol

[Cookieificationable]

2:15 transcribe audio: hornee convultion

[ThePatriotsFan100]

i hate the horn

[cckin2u]

try that in hardcore. :D

[assassincreedlover68]

can u make a fun tactics where u plant c4s on a tank, blow up a building with men in there, and run into a another pile and get out, and explode the c4

[psychopicklegamer]

On the day that preacher said rapture was supposed to happen I decided to play conquest and I also thought it wasn't the game, now I just call it the rapture horn

[xmetallicmoose]

Lol they changed the horn so that it only goes off twice. Any more than 2 horns means that godzilla is outside your house.

[gabeluvsbonnie]

the horn means your getting your ass handed to you xD so yeah its pretty annoying.

[carzero798]

dude ive seen all your fun tactics and i swear you seem pro lol

[tzarnikolov]

I tried it for at least 50 times in the last summer, the same result ended, there will be a lot of sensor mine and the enemies will keep on rushing through the smoke

[crazyhiman]

how do you you get transcribed audio?

[helicopter360]

do you have to have the launcher on the xm8? ive seen it with it on in every video. i dont have the game and i think the xm8 looks way cooler without it

[Eliailprofeta94]

at 2:12 transcribed audio says what?

[MrZrazies]

This video is really hilarious with those kill streak going with smoke grenade. Bad idea to drink while watching this video. :D Awesome video!

[lokd222]

the horn is annoying

[223RuSh]

i fucking hate the horns annoying

[qMKpEntertainments]

i once fired a 40mm smoke grenade from Isla Innocentes 2nd base to 1st one and killed a damn noob sniper! i was like WTF cause i was capturing with FRAPS except of this moment!!!! i hate this.... but it was nice though :)

[fishboyswim32]

the horn sucks balls

[azneggrollx3]

The horn is very effective, in fact you should know that best Cr1tikal, makes us all shit everywhere around the house so... there you go. That's right, I wasn't afraid to say it fucking code brown genocide.

[Kmbc9news]

Todays News is: That horn is fucking loud as a rocket on cocaine taking a shit in my ear!

[r0llskyay0]

that last smoke grenade was tight fureal

[Br0kenTh3orY]

1:26 if shes really effective in this clip.... Transcribe audioe = Lmao

[SmokeGrenaider]

thumbs up 4 my youtube name

[ElectronicoReload]

@SmokeGrenaider no

[SmokeGrenaider]

@ElectronicoReload u will obey

[kobechesse]

1:25 transcribed audio :)

[NinjaMark84]

You HAVE to make these videos for Battlefield 3!!!

[itballifier]

the horn makes me horny XD

[Mast3rTank]

my dad ran outside with a m16a2, grenades and barricade the house because he thought we where being invade by terrorist XD

[Nik84811]

this is awesome. Love the vids keep them up.

[L3giitXsnipe]

i have nothing clever to say.......fucking horn

[911Spenser]

a fucking alien invasion

[265echowars]

play battlefield play4free

[CurrieIT]

Dam, you beat my record of 8 smoke kills in a row! I've fired like 27000 smokes grenades! An underused tactic I reckon, especially for covering objectives in rush and also for defusing charges.

[Deadlocked1228]

Yeah that horn was annoying i'm glad they got rid of it

[PsboxGamerzz]

at 2:07 transcribed audio says " if anyone else agrees that horny is damn annoying go ahead and write a comment about it"

[ShirraPure]

@PsboxGamerzz it doesnt say it. sorry to burst that failure

[PsboxGamerzz]

@ShirraPure actually it did say it look 17 thumbs up ur a fail they probably fixed it, it was a beta

[GreenKnightPendragon]

@PsboxGamerzz If THAT's what you hear, you SUCK at English...

[PsboxGamerzz]

@GreenKnightPendragon whatre you talking about

[GreenKnightPendragon]

@PsboxGamerzz Oh wait you were talking about the transcription... I am sincerely sorry...

[PsboxGamerzz]

@GreenKnightPendragon lol

[KeeGan1926]

now lets watch the recon duech in their natural habitat



[inkognito503]

hahaha you say appisodes

[bobbyjheansify]

@zombiekiller1234100 i think he is

[rascal9339]

fuck the horn

[NotYet8]

what horn sound?

[codplayer69ify]

I think the horn sucks shit out of a crazy straw.

[zombiekiller1234100]

when i heard that horn i thought that the military launched a nuke

[bobbyjheansify]

Add me on PS3: SULLYJHF

to play some awesome games of bc2!

[zombiekiller1234100]

@bobbyjheansify you do know that hes on xbox

[komodo647]

I dont camp as recon, i put a 4x on the m95 and go in close

[pistolierer]

@komodo647 4x? eally! I GO RED DOT! Its like a cannon that always kills.

[BloodPlusPwn]

@komodo647 I enjoy reddot with the m95. Fucking bolt-action shotgun haha

[komodo647]

the horn makes me want to punch babies

[dudeman600]

Smoking kills

[11134566778]

i hate being called a recon douche :P

[SnakesPotatoe]

Yeah first time I heard it I thought we were being bombed!

[zombiemassacre21]

yeah the horn is really damn annoying, and it NEVER ceases until the the thing ends and it can get on your nerves in my opinion

[FOATE]

i think the horn is damn effective, just because you dont have to move your eyes a couple milimeters to see the score to check if you're losing.

[SRSoccer57]

asshole = disappointed dole masses lmfao xD

[j444xxfudgemonkey202]

tracer dart them for shits and giggles LMFAO!!!!!! you are hilarious man!!!!!

[oI0MASON0Io]

i love to make "clouds" with the smoke 'nade, just shoot it straight up

[cococollin1]

is bad company to fun?

[chewbaca1989]

@cococollin1

Do camels shit in the desert? Is BBC2 fun? OMG, dude, Battlefield 1943 is a riot. I get on this till the sun comes up.

[NinjaMark84]

Haha I tried this a couple hours ago, and I think I got tea bagged about 7 times. :P

[SEALTEAM7bm]

dude that was a nice combo! i love smoke....and YAY the horn is gone!

[delta1O5]

The horn sucked, I'm glad it's out. I thought my xbox was warning me of it having a nuclear meltdown that would destroy everything within 10 kilometers miles the first time I heard it.

[dyrdekrulz]

that horn, i thought my fucking neighbor's were dispersing sound waves out of their assholes

[TosXMellow]

i tracer dart a sniper and saved my life, i hit him in the head, with the huge red thing he couldn't see XD

[REAPER3382]

the horn is fucking awfully

[123456789Anarchy]

i like to play VERY loud so i can hear footsteps and these god damn recon wokies who miss me and every time the game ends this fucking horn ear rapes me -_-

[elrey52697]

Y does he say apisode? Great video tho

[moshbikesbmx]

fuck the horn!!!

[nafoonthebaboon]

my record is 8 in B flag on laguna presa :(

[coy088]

I was unloading my smoke on a rush attacking just bombing the shit of of the base and I hit someone I was happy as hell :D

[shawsonny666]

hate the horn. was playing at like 11 at night and my roommate was asleep then he went nuts when the siren thing went off.

[111misza111]

smoke is good for hits campers :)

[Scopeleos]

I was playing conquest for the first time during a tornado warning and excreted bodily fluids so i think DICE owes me a new carpet

[lt535]

@Scopeleos lulz

[sietsecool]

haha everybody gets scared of That Horn when i heard it i thouth THE germans were bombing our homepage(i live in europe THE netherland ,so it scared THE crapuul out of me!)

[111misza111]

fuck off,u are noobs :D

[111misza111]

LOL this tacti is shit...when i dont hit enemy he kill me ALL of TIME!

[ToushiroRaiden]

@111misza111 It's called a fun tactic, not pr0 uber epic anti n00b tactic, gtfo.

[waywardeddie]

@111misza111 gtfo of fun tactics if you wont take time to appreciate the hilarity of these awesome ways to screw around and kill ppl at the same time

[spownkie]

@111misza111 then learn to hit :P

[pallepop123]

I was so stressed for finding that freak in the neighbourhood, and kill him with his kompressor and horn.

Him thinking he was so damn funny! i was so frustrated calling for the police to track him down....

My gf said that she could hear nothing, everytime i jumped out my chair looking outside, trying to locate the bastard! Me going insane or what!...

Until i found out this was EA's work...

Love using smoke in rush attacks.

[alarik95]

WOAH SHIT! THANKS! I thought the horn was the train near my house.

[SnIp3y0Azz]

Never play conquest on full blast because of that fucking horn....... it really needs to go there's no use for it......... i played conquest on full blast my my neighbors ran outside and looked around.... LMFAO!

[thecrazylegoguy11]

do one on tanks

[HeyItspencer]

use the smoke achachment on tanks its really fun to use it in battles

[naujified]

stop shitting!!

[freekshow64]

When heard da horn thought it was a nuke warnning ..lol

[audhen1]

When the tickets ran to 30 - the the horn honks ;)

[FR33R4D1C4L]

Fuck that horn.

[battlezone1000]

now thats proving smoking kills

[quaeen]

did you get stars on you smoke launcher?? I think you do not get bronze/silber/gold/platinum stars!!

[jakegambino]

that horn IS damn annoying

[dbzisawesome1234]

@jakegambino true that damn horn got me killed so many times i fucking ran outside looking for it

[Imperius41]

the first time i played this game and heard the horn i was like where the fuck is that coming from???

[skatepandaXD]

transcribe audio is talking about "italians investigating the nine smoking dance night"

[mechanic7866]

fk the horn. one match that horn kept going for like 10 min. -_- i muted the TV so then i dont have to hear that shit lol

[suicideposter]

What's more annoying is the guy on the radio that shits bombs on the Panama Canal map as it starts.

[DuncanvanderW]

Shits and giggles :L

[sparwking]

i've seen like the most of these videos and also played alot, im like rank 46 but i never noticed that damn horn you are talking about xD can someone plzzz show me a clip or something there i can hear it? :p hahah

[sparwking]

@sparwking lol now i just saw the video to the right about the horn, so nvm xD

[Blind777]

first time i heard that horn i also didn't knew that it was part of the game and thought it was like the end of the world or some shit.

[waffman11]

recon douche bags who are REAL MEN use rocks for camping, trees are for vegan tree-hugging pussies

[meathook3000]

That horn is the actual bombardment-alert used in Sweden.

[marqis11]

i thought my mom was out side ready to take me to work but it was the horn on the game

[cocapoopoo2345]

dude my dad ran outside with a shotgun cause he thought that the wold was ending!! xD

[derrickhayden]

@cocapoopoo2345 rednecks :P...

[Luigy151]

@cocapoopoo2345 LOL did that really happen

[SEALTEAM7bm]

@cocapoopoo2345 dude we better find out what a WOLD is before its too late!

[Poisonberry8497]

@SEALTEAM7bm Wold: Noun: A tract of open rolling country (especially upland)

[MrWarmaster123]

thumbs up if you think recons are annoying

[judemcdude7]

@MrWarmaster123 lol nun