Swaim Gets Fired
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  • 'your anecdotes giving me a heart attack.'

    definitely using this tomorrow

    eamond619 3 weeks ago in playlist Agents of Cracked

  • My GOD Soren is fucking hot.

    nandee1fuery 1 month ago in playlist Season 1

  • Smurf jizz @ 2:52

    TripleDimensional 2 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • "I'm pretty sure he learned how to eat by watching you"

    jayj11 2 months ago in playlist Season 1 2

  • micheal swaim would be the perfect lead role for walking dead

    maximus440 3 months ago 2

  • lol that's how I am with my work XD

    MrJackling12 4 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • Damn, I love that intro.

    Dactylius 4 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • 3:58

    dayum, DOB, if you get any sexier you're gonna cause a nuclear meltdown...

    ...in my pants...

    just a forewarning...

    2dark2bDzired 7 months ago 7

  • Comment removed

    shikamarurules12 3 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • I was totally thinking "Mike's code is the Konami Kode," and then they did it. Awesome story, bro.

    MigeulP 9 months ago 2

  • T-Bone needs more love.

    QueenOfAllRandomness 10 months ago

  • Empty bottle of Windex of Michaels desk. Classic

    Zabangatang89 11 months ago 3

  • "What the hell happened?"

    "The Chief...*ghip* is a sorcerer... And I think Michael... might be dead."

    "Oo....... Huh.... Have a good weekend."

    9:20

    futurestoryteller 11 months ago 2

  • They have so much better chemistry than Jake and Amir

    Olole 11 months ago

  • man i wouldnt mind having soren sitting next to me rather than mike

    jvp117 1 year ago

  • 6 People didn't get the fuck out of the Chief's office

    Zombie2532 1 year ago

  • nope!

    CultureCunt 1 year ago

  • "Classic. Vintage me" says it all

    uberprinny23 1 year ago

  • don't you guys use possums lol XD swaim is fucking hilarious

    Headinthebin 1 year ago

  • is swaim in the opening twice? i think he's the guy who hands the paper to DOB and then he's wearing something different and walks of to Daniel

    nookdew 1 year ago

  • Up up down down left right left right b a start!! DOB is adorable <3

    Nani101 1 year ago

  • imma name my next kid Thelonoius Bone

    revoldiuqs 1 year ago 2

  • Michael swaim and Amir blumenfeld are my favorite Internet stars

    chocococo321 1 year ago

  • haha t-bone shops at Target, i have that same exact polo!

    sionbz 1 year ago

  • The chief's third testicle story is epic.

    CarolinaOcelot 1 year ago

  • So why is life time promoted under suggestions!?!

    IamaRifle 1 year ago

  • Is there anything after up up down down a a b b?

    migi239 1 year ago

  • @migi239 Start, dawg.

    Xionc 1 year ago

  • I love The Chief. I laughed out loud when he said "and I ate it". I don't know why but it sounded really funny.

    JRO1646 1 year ago

  • I HEART SWAIM!!!!

    skateskate624 1 year ago 2

  • I need a Season 2...

    Semperfi1221 1 year ago

  • o-o Konami code. <3

    ZaingerMakante 1 year ago

  • "Sorry about what I did to your pants!" "I don't even know what you're talking about!"

    mrdaym 1 year ago

  • I love Michael Swaim so much that I hate him to the point where it comes all the way back around to loving him.

    Ragnarok6688 1 year ago

  • 3:40 XD

    heftyboy20121 1 year ago

  • 4:32 LOL I love how strait forward his exspresion is

    heftyboy20121 1 year ago

  • Haha classic. Vintage me.

    CarolinaOcelot 1 year ago 2

  • "I assumed he'd learned how to eat by watching you--"

    "No more shocked that he knows how to use a fax machine--"

    manyeyeshere 1 year ago 4

  • "listen dan.. GIT THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!!" lol

    nuceism 1 year ago 38

  • I'm sure I've heard their boss in Mass Effect 2.

    Indrius 1 year ago 2

  • holy shit harbinger

    Zyphonee 1 year ago

  • why do they censor audible cusswords but not visible ones?

    Imbetterthanyou1980 2 years ago 3

  • because it is a comedy video

    QuestionMarxComedy 1 year ago

  • Exactly. Censorship isn't funny.

    Imbetterthanyou1980 1 year ago

  • it can sometimes be more funny than swearing. But I agree with you for the most part.

    QuestionMarxComedy 1 year ago 4

  • Swaim is pretty tall

    MawBTS 2 years ago

  • I love the epitomized way they show DOB and Swaim in the intro.

    GuruZap 2 years ago

  • ill strangle that bitch back with my horse hair tie rope

    MikeScott521 1 year ago

  • "Listen, Dan. Get the FUCK out of my office!"

    thawulfman 2 years ago

  • never gonna know when u wake boning

    Gwanja1819 2 years ago

  • Sh|t guys, this was really good. You are getting the crack of it, seriously! Great job!!

    drmkkk 2 years ago

  • The Boss is Dan's brother

    ogloclol 2 years ago

  • turn in your badge and gun.

    WHAT!?

    02richardsong 2 years ago 5

  • Dude the chief rocks. Got three balls, but then some ho didn't like that. long story short he ate is own ball oh GOD that's awesome. also lol sorcerer.

    Doomstar16 2 years ago

  • "did you known that I was born with third testicle?"

    "no, but that makes total sense"  LOL

    this video was different..and I loved it. awesome weird :D

    hellzBrother 2 years ago 5

  • VINTAGE ME

    brooks6596 2 years ago

  • Audio is hard to hear sometimes :(

    5Qu1Z33r 2 years ago

  • Cracked deserves more subscribers.

    Melash59 2 years ago 80

  • True true ...

    hellzBrother 2 years ago

  • @SilverTemplar fail

    now ur twice as gay

    rrush2214 2 years ago 3

  • LOL sick burn

    colemckelvie 2 years ago

  • Lol amen to that.

    vampree 2 years ago

  • ??????

    thestarZofrant 2 years ago

  • Reposted?

    decooler1 2 years ago

  • hellz yeah

    hellobluemonday 2 years ago

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