My Ex Wife

[eldrewto55]

Did he even bother to find out if the friend WANTED to have sex with him?

[newfnshow031]

This video was like therapy to me when I first broke up with my ex. After I decided I wanted her back, I read the Magic of Making up. It didn't work and I found " Surviving a Breakup: Getting Back Your Ex For Good" by Matthew Mehra on Amazon. I now have my ex back and things are going great. This was very helpful to me in the process of getting my love back.

[MrsAddz32]

Just love the pauses and expressions

Great video :')

[Grainnie3]

Love this!

[gattler]

no shit! you were asking your wife politely to cheat on her best friend!!! LOL

[FluffyFeralMarmot]

For shopping for rugs at Ikea you should've asked for TWO friends!

[MajorHarvestMoonFan]

why is that? why is the computer the only real thing ther.. o.O

[ALE0LAGUNA]

Great video ... i started watching your video about the MMORPG facebook and it was awesome!! hahaha

[canag0d]

I couldn't imagine why she would leave him for those reasons...

Then again, I couldn't imagine why she would be with him in the first place. She must be a really hefty woman, or have a really great "personality" if you know what i mean.

[spinemelter2000]

I'm surprised he had a wife.

[0101010101010101ful]

sigh,men

[wako407]

Are you seriously like this in real life? Or is this all comedy animation.

[derick1259]

@wako407 Yep, Graham Murkett is like this in real life.

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

MAN GREAT POINT...WHATS UP WITH WOMEN?..HEY MOVE ON

[xlaFax]

she used some very bad language ahahahaha

[Mongify1]

Your so vice sir.

[HANNAHTAILY]

most of the videos i SEEN of you, i found out you never smile...why is that?

[dancingninjaboy]

LEDGEND! haha this is fucking hilarious it actually made me cry. thanks man.

[OzzyPatriot]

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

[hobbit1486]

Lol hope this is sarky

[david420mars]

i got pics of my ex wife and she forgot LOL

[testiclesDOTca]

This is Great stuff.

[DXvsnWo1]

your wife is so selfish, totally only thinking about herself

[A2thedouble]

wow his ex wife is completely selfish!

[clark051973]

Loving the bit about threesomes 'You dont have to be active. You can watch' ha ha ha ha ha

[Gigavore]

@clark051973 or go read a book and leave us to get on with it, lol

[biowiz89]

HAHA your right, cause buying rugs and furniture is SO overrated, phh who needs to go shopping for those things, i mean they just buy themselves right?

[menu12345]

you have absolutely no sense of humor

[omglol4evedude]

he's british thats why its not funny

[olaine1989]

@omglol4evedude and you are American and that's why you are an ignorant, stupid piece of crap

[Hacks98]

Greybloke is a true gentleman.

[Stolemyusename]

@Hacks98 It's Graham Murkett

[9lms1]

i like how it's been made so the computer is the only "real" thing there.

[spamy97]

That's a monitor..

[KeersK1990]

@9lms1 Oh my God you are right! I liked this skit before but now I see that there is like some deep message going on. :D

[PFWoody488]

As anyone who has ever been forced to go to Ikea knows, this guy has hit the nail on the head. His ex was selfish. All she had to do was shut up and watch, or leave the room for a while.

After putting the guy through the living hell that is Ikea, she owes him big.

[thecoolmex]

I also thought that he said "Rug Switch", referring as he actually had a trism, I don't know if I miss heard but because this guy is such a genius you never know if he actually tried to hide jokes within a joke, and some times he really makes you think about what he just said and that's why he had a really long awkward pause after that.

[inlovewithmycat103]

wow. this is soo funny. =]

[dancingdinoRAWRS]

LOL!

i went to Ikea with her to buy some rugs, which i didnt want to do [or something like that]

Selfish..

[Succubating]

YOU ARE THE BEST!!!

[sophisfukingfantasmo]

I LOVE GREYBLOKE

he is good

[stephen53847]

I reallly don't want to be sexist, and I don't make this point for any sexist reasons; I'm just trying to understand life a little better; are all the people that are finding this clip offensive women? (am I right in thinking that it's just a communication breakdown, that sometimes happens with joke telling?)

[otterjess]

LMFAO! how can you compare having sex with your ex-wifes best friend to buying rugs?

[skypoo]

hey what was the comment she made? is it still on your facebook wall?

[ElitePwnr]

LOL

[henrytse]

"or go read a book.." ROFL

[sweet2008s]

thats not a good enuf excuse to make her look bad...just coz she didnt do a threesome..coz u thot her beest friend was hot. thats wrong. nn ur comparing that to going to ikea???

[PunkCabaretFTW]

... That's the point. It's called comedy.

[super6961]

Heres a good example on why to date someone for more then 2 weeks before you get married.

[Eldritchard]

'Ikea to buy rugs, it was unpleasent but i did it' fooooooooookin excellent

[allheretruth]

"I told her she wouldn't have to be actively involved, she could just watch, or go read a book, and leave us to get on with it"

HA. i should try that one!

[anacheyalex]

lol, no comment!!!!! lol hilarious tho

[superfisto]

We all make sacrifices.

[vincentbang]

lol. there is a difference between human and a rug. damn funny.

[7Row7enn7]

piece of shit

[jimdidr]

That is a funny joke... but it seems there are 12 whores that took that personally insted of actualy understanding the unbsurdity of the comment (that is what is funny.) dumb asses they are...

Ex. Men are like chiapets, retarded monkey føckers...

It's a sick sad world when you have to explain a joke...

(PostScript) PS: JunkieTomato, is probably neither a Junkie OR a Tomato...

[junkietomato]

Yeah man I lost my faith in humanity.

[happymerc]

w00t!!! +1

[bobthegm]

ROFLMAO!!!!

[softesweet]

poor man, find your happiness with the more open-minded woman, not that ikea freak

[medaiims]

very selfish

[GoodfellaLFC]

Selfish bitch!

[ybaron123]

hes right women are selfish

[MarshalltheArtist]

Jack, that's not appropriate as commentary for this video.

[mGoLos]

Yes, you are selfish ;)

[jimp72]

the hell is thAT MENT TO mean

[terej2lle]

Btw. I suggest YOU to study what sarcasm is ;)

You look little pathetic, that's all. But it's nothing to worry about, so... :)

Have a nice day

[terej2lle]

really? thanks, doctor. I feel much better now :)

[rickydude40]

LMFAOO

THAT IS SO MESSED UP

i'd never do that to my wife,

but i juz cracked up

cuz he seemed so clueless

xD

[HansLindberg]

I agree, she is selfish, your better of without her!!!

[EmoBabyAshley]

LMAO!!!

[terej2lle]

oh my god, you´re really an asshole. First, why would a woman want to have a threesome with her best freidns, especially when her husband is involved?

Secound, if you wanted to connect your balls to your wife´s best friend, then... pardon, but you´re a male bitch. So don´t whine here in youtube.

[LesbianJesus]

You must be American lol

[terej2lle]

no, I´m not

[kewballl]

its not serious.....

[imnotchinky]

hahahahah LOL at terej2lle D:

[MsNovaLee]

cuz all americans are the same???what does that even mean?

[wizzlewazzle223]

You do understand that he's not being serious don't you?

[Freddiethechimp]

haha do you even know what sarcasm is?

[terej2lle]

No, not really:)But you can tell me...

[banghiphorray]

omg - ur a joke terj2lle

[samicxi]

i love the pauses he has.

lol

very naive

[simpsonsfan440]

she used some very bad language XD

[freedom0f5peech]

what a bitch

[crappysoda1]

rotfl THIS IS HILARIOUS omg i love u

[hitosato]

from a miserable grey blob, this is the ultimate guide on how *not* to be a husband. scintillating

[pirategirl94best]

Maybe she does´t want that someone she is married with has sex with her best friend...

by the way is´t it cheating?

[somegreybloke]

How is it cheating if she's invited?

[pirategirl94best]

You are right. But maybe she saw it as you liked her best friend better witch i think made her feel let down or something.

[somegreybloke]

You might be right. Her best friend does have bigger breasts, and while big breasts aren't massively important I did mention that they'd make a nice change.

I suppose, with hindsight, saying that might have made my wife self-conscious.

[Capz541]

Did the friend ever WANT to have sex with you?

[somegreybloke]

Well I never asked, to be honest. But I had such a large amount of desire for her - (you could even say I had a surplus of desire) - that it should have cancelled out any lack of desire on her part.

I think desire is transferable, isn't it? Maybe it's not. If it was, it should have infected my wife as well, but it obviously didn't, so perhaps my theory is flawed.

[Capz541]

Perhaps, but we'll never know.

[Capz541]

Why don't you ask her now since your ex-wife is, well, an ex-wife?

[somegreybloke]

It's probably best that I don't bring it up again. Last time I mentioned it the phone call didn't end well.

[Capz541]

Ah. Well I'm sorry to hear that. There's more fish in the sea...as they say.

[Lankythepyro]

Your ex wife sounds rather selfish, to be honest. I had a similar situation with my mother... she'd cook things, and she'd expect me to eat it... and you've never seen what she'd cook, im sure if you did, you wouldnt want to subject yourself to that... but i had to... so i did eat it, and well, it wasnt pleasant.

[CactosS]

LMFAO

[shamoni8]

hahahahaha!!!! shit! awesome!

[machtsnicht]

you need to whiten your teeth... come to my dentist's office we'll take good care of you ;)

[WytSpyder]

greybloke, you really should go on happy pills:)

Good vids though.

[EpifanesEuergetes]

You went to Ikea? The sacrifices we make for our women...

[ChickenFierce]

Men... XD

[ilovemusic323]

no their just stupid because i am american an i get it

[truefoe]

where ar u from? alaska? :)) ok, enough with this...u guys took it too seriously:))

[Nitarn22]

THIS IS SOO BOOOOOOORING!!!!!

[andreiuta171]

truefoe... go read a book or something :)

[truefoe]

now...thats funny :)))....its plain and clear we'r from the same planet...

hei, AJ! IM NOT BRITISH! Got it, old chap?:))

[truefoe]

what are u all? british?

this is not funny shit....

threesome.. when did u make this vid? 1999? :)))

this ideea expired long ago, in a galaxy far far away, called LAME!

[AJsonofjohn]

you clearly dont know how this is supposed to be funny, american prick

[TheGospelOfRob]

Your ex is a bitch.

[preshanths1]

Just awsome,maybe that less words,too good .... keep up the good work and do more ...tc bro...

[Heinousness]

rofl

[mona890]

you went to damn ikea...so why didn't you get that threesome?!

[Ozcrowley]

YEAH... hey wait a minute... you`re just bein` sarcastic, ain`tcha? dang-git!!!

[megalisstudio]

go read a book---sweet vid dude

[pallanders]

A more grown up type than "LEV" but the same dry and wonderful humor. Keep it coming!

[xXDJXx510]

lmao

[carrots69]

LOL!!!!!! this guy is HILAROUS!!!! SOO FUNNY LMAO!!!!

[funkymama21]

This is wickedly funny. THIS kind of stuff should be on TV, not a constant bleedin' Brand-Carr onslaught!

[voidmcd]

lol love u man

[breeeegs]

she refused to have a three-way with her friend? WHAT A FREAK! lol

[lynette05]

selfish hahahaha awesome

[Ashantay]

Ohhh Does this mean I get to tell my husband he is selfish and make him my ex husband? I asked him to invite his friend and that sounds exactly like what he said to me and then he forced me to shop at Focus, I hate Focus!

[bandalargarock]

selfish!

[studentbc]

hahaaaaaaaaaaaa

[spygirl43]

hahahaha "she can go read a book" - loved this line.

[sappylovesongx]

READ A BOOK. that's so awful, and I find it funny. you corrupted me hahaahahhaahha.

[seanomito]

lol awesome!

[NoLongerSilenced]

I would get mad at my wife for suggesting to bring another man into bed. Actually I would probably divorce her because of it.

[jirera25]

It's a joke, unclench already.

[ZaKEEuS]

lol she could just watch

[gaara2910]

lol this is so awsome!

[Idianarose]

Can't wait to see your next episode

Keep up the good work

[starvingforinsanaty]

Buying rugs is absolutelly different then a 3sm dear!

[brandon32183]

To a women

[jirera25]

That's part of the joke. He's comparing buying rugs and having a threesome. Obviously that when straight over your head.

[Floker2004]

you're brilliant - keep it up.

[TwiztidLotusChild]

Don't feel too bad... My Ex wife was the same way...

[distorteddogma]

Hence the "ex" in ex-wife. I got one of those too. Expensive aren't they.

Be Well

[Psykotiskemavesmerte]

that's it... I'm subscribing too, this guy's a genius xD

[votvilll1266]

ikea sucks balls

[wbyeats2000]

omg, I just found you on "Recomended Video's" this stuff is funny!

[HelenaXRose]

I LOVE IKEA. doesnt it rock???

[crazythinginlove]

xD

ok... I can't resist anymore... *subscribes*

^^

[RavnoUK]

i just did the same!!.. omg.. it must has any kind additive drug in it xD

[breeeegs]

Good comedy is a powerful drug :)

[Masterchief1112]

selfish selfish selfish

[parkpatt]

i love how he talks. the accent, the pauses, the "umms" the just...everything! its awesome. xD

[fleaaccela]

best youtuber ever

[DarknapalmBeta]

hilarious lol ikea and a threesome yeah thats about the same thing lol

[twiggyf15]

this is the best one, i think. i love it at the end when he pauses.... 'selfish' lol

[Raisesorchids]

Completely hilarious!

[BADTimmyD]

hahahahahaa

[Cendoria]

Brilliant mate, brilliant.

[DoctorPenis]

looooooooooooooooooool

[MODIFI3R]

bahahahahahahhahaha in bed OMG! this is the funniest shit man!

[Zaideee]

I love your videos, i cant get enough of them!! hahaha