The Human Refinement: Episode 2 (Grand Theft Auto IV Machinima)

[frosty117360]

this is a really good series

[MrSpartanLaser]

soundtrack is epic

[repodan12]

This fucks with my mind?

[ThePillsburyninja]

OMG, thisis like Jumper but better

[Tathagat8]

Hey dudes,

Sub to this user. he does Intros, Sponsers and shit and if he gets 370 subs he will walk around london in a Gorilla suit

/user/BTKCinema

[TheDarkBlob]

dud HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THIS???

[joshke10000]

@TheDarkBlob mods en skills ;)

[jumaunji]

2:17 #LOL

[BadVoodo0]

this is a awesome series love it!

[MsRnBLuver]

wtf? bruci @ 6:01?

[sicandmorfacbani]

watch online at cinemashow,info #OMG

[sicandmorfacbani]

watch online at cinemashow,info #OMG

[kulbren]

YES I DID IT!!! I CAN TELEPORT I CAN TELEPORT!!! haha xD i want to be apart of this so bad. its the GTA Jumper

[pantman8]

@kulbren lol i thought of jumper too

[bloblin3]

why would brucie be on the phone with no shirt in the rain

[iBlade4LogiclyInline]

@bloblin3 cuz hes a tweaker.....

[copebch]

JAJAJ BRUCIE!! XD

[ICETEEBAG]

"okay, lets say somehow i teleported here."

how? COMMANDO PERHAPS?

[bananaboy3453]

"what the hell is that noise? OH SHIT!!!! my flight is right on time"

[LiquidBlaze210]

what the hell is that noise?! ah! hilarious, nice vid ... could'nt finish 1st HR, the video is messing up

[mrlegoman1234]

Nope, nevermind both of the episodes work now im going to three.

[doubledub3]

this is so boring!

[funkeychicken101]

this i kinda like jumper but a shit load better than it nice job no fantastic job

[blacksushi150]

Was that brucie walkin with no shirt on?

[18WoSHaulinCrew]

"...whats that noise?? OH SHIT!!"

[calgarmaximus]

No, no. You go first. LOL XD

[cafaling]

so awesome

[VideoLogDotCom]

This is awesome entertaining

[LightingLiger25]

where is the star sturk cafe or whatever?

[chaos101kid]

wATCH THIS when ur drunik

[SlayerLG]

dude you completely took the storyline from jump



[SomewhatDisturbed95]

@SlayerLG Yes, But Jumper... IS SHIT.

[brooserbumblebee88]

its like the movie "jumper"

[qwertyqeys]

OMFG! The connection to the statue of happiness was so clever! I like this!

[SilentSaltShaker]

".. I'll open my eyes, and I will see... MY APARTMENT!....aww, crap, that's not my apartment..." ROFLMAOOMOMOMROMOYOURMOMLOLOLY

[pro4life46]

THIS IS LIKE JUMPER HE JUMPS

[Severepwner]

How did you get on the Statue of Happiness?

[lush1998]

@Severepwner

Its easy. Just get a helicopter, and if you jump correctly from it, you will land on the head.

[KFG44]

I'm sorry but the story was somewhat slow.

[antonay1000]

awesome!!!

[headcrap1997]

sweet :D

[xXOwnigerXx]

i wish the first one worked..

[Folkx7]

@xXOwnigerXx it does just skip it abit

[MrRainpe]

sometimes voices are too low...

but still, it's very good

[MoIzreal]

someone enjoys Jumper I must say..

[Dragasen]

nice video, but that voice acting was killing me when he jumped off the statue in the beginning. seriously, i tried not to laugh, but the story and the presentation is incredibly good,

[bocaj750]

??? -jumper- ???

[OdolWAAAAGH]

this looks like it could be good but bad acting is killing it

[luftwaffe789456123]

@OdolWAAAAGH what bad acting? go make your own video if you can.

[OdolWAAAAGH]

@luftwaffe789456123 its bad, at least not the same quality as the rest of the video so it sticks out.

[MichaelShi8]

This is so unique, best GTA machinima hands down

[Arocka1]

these r great keep it up : )

[hahabamay]

interesting

[Kirb3y]

omg thats brucie

[hat1312]

6:06 BRUCIE!!!

[Vpain90009]

ey where is the super star cafe an can you actually go in it or do you have to have a mod to do that

[tovens]

@Vpain90009 you can actually go in, i think its in uptown algonquin near a bridge

[NopointDeath]

@Vpain90009 yes u can, go to the end of the bridge in algonquin n turn left.its somewhere there.

[NopointDeath]

@Vpain90009 its also on the right side of the street.

[doracat777]

@ 1:56 i was like "ow mah belleh!"

[awethum]

REALLY. OH MY GOD, YOU'RE A GENIUS.

[Scared65]

just gonna finish his dramatic speach AND GET SUED FOR RIPPING OFF JUMPER!! lol good movie but alot like jumper..

[razrenzcool]

he said cum 7:58

[badboik3]

SO IMMATURE =]

but he does say cum 4 tymes

[noswisshate]

The Human Rights Watch organisation is just cretizising arabic countries and silent about racism ans hate in countries hosting the UN like Switzerland,The Human Rights Watch and amnesty ignore all the reports and facts about racism and human main right violations from western countries espacialy like the compagine against islam and arabs in switzerland and the swiss unhuman imegration luws,human rights watch lost its credebility and name,it is just controlled and directed against arabs

[awethum]

This is so interesting..

[GamePlayUpload]

Loved it 5/5

[RAMJAWZ]

where is the superstar cafe on the map?

[stocadg]

@RAMJAWZ u are that tipe of people tht not ever finish the game and dont know nothink abaut the game , why dont y go on the map? or call to a girlfriend , n its going to be on the map , jurk

[RAMJAWZ]

i cant finish the game if i dont own it. and btw ur the type of person who needs to learn how to spell

[mawhaw234]

how ya get first person? or you using some sort of free camera?? =S never knew if you could on GTA

[stocadg]

@mawhaw234 thts for pc!

[kwamo92]

Was that Brucie on 6:07?!

[Pigot98]

@kwamo92 lol! ur right! xDD

[Whit3H4wk]

@kwamo92 ye i think so

[theunknown619]

yep that's brucie. omg i can't believe he just walk in front of him

[GHrockbandNL]

@kwamo92 yes hahaha thats him :P

[brutalistlegend]

@kwamo92 i think so it looks just like him

[LiquidBlaze210]

@kwamo92 yes sir

[mattstrongrocks]

@kwamo92 yea

[xXLaxElementXx]

@kwamo92 lol yeah it was.

[Calico117]

"this isnt the bar, whats that noise, oh SHIT!

[lequaie1234]

to the guys arguin bout ww2, cmon its over who cares

[PeopleBigLittle]

5:26 is where i left off

[rockbandman217]

yah u guys hes better than u so shut up fags

[RAMJAWZ]

where is the superstar cafe located on the map?

[astermakin1]

cool!

[299166]

I Like Tacos Too!

[darkpassenger09]

you sound like the guy with the glasses in The Inbetweeners :P lol

[nwright420]

dude u have way to much time on ur hands, how often to u post on this shit, jesus dude, ge a life, a girl friend or something.

[darkpassenger09]

WTF! that was my first post. who do you think you are you piece of shit! i'll comment if i like so shut the fuck up!

[nwright420]

im not the one with 50posts on the same vid

[darkpassenger09]

i've only posted once! dickhead. piss off im not taking any of your shit... maybe you should get a fucking life, a boyfriend maybe? iv seen your channel and by the looks of it you've commented more than once on another video so dont make up shit saying iv posted loads of times on this one when i clearly havn't

[TheEye114]

@nwright420

Machinima isn't one person, you ignorent prick, it's a group. People send in their videos to Machinima and they post them here on this youtube channel. Look into things before you act like an idiot next time, it really makes people not want to like you.

[MrPSNdaz1182]

will lol

[oscaraffroguy]

@darkpassenger09 I agree

[Goodyear141]

Amazing, funny, and well worth watching. 5 stars mate. Keep it up. Oh and that ending was superb. XD

[TheNightHawkFilms]

america got there ass kicked by britian and the natives during the war in 1812 forces led by general brock ass raped the americians HA and america asked for help in iraq and Afghanistan and i hope soon america gets what it desverves a fine ass kicking by the rest of the world and also to any americians please comment to see if you know what the real meaning for sons of liberty means

[66sjones]

@TheNightHawkFilms Why dont you just go fuck yourself you tea drinkin cock suckin british piece of shit. you guys already have ricky gervais quit bitchin. FAG.(I dont mean cigarette either.)

[TwilightKid14]

Shut the fuck up prick

[DaVoltaire]

Actually the war ended in a stalemate, neither side gained much in the skirmishes. Britian was too focused with Napoleon to worry about America. The only thing that we came away with is Moble, Alabama (from the Spanish) The Star-Spangled Banner, and a mutual treaty of peace: The Treaty of Ghent. But America came out ahead with a renewed feeling of Nationality and an increased awareness of the need for a greater naval presence. Which means that that war helped America get to where she is today.

[DaVoltaire]

Don't forget about GTA II: London

[Ruben1566]

wauw

[ICHAS3I]

Anyone else hating this rating bullshit.

[Ronson1324]

Can't wait for the next one!

[CSLpro]

From the Movie Jumper i think :P

[towandaber67]

cool,excellent flick if youre bored just got it from gamesblow. com

[ToastieWafflez]

LOL HARD CASTLE! Thats pretty funny

[LINDENSPADE]

6:08 brucie easter egg!

[matt28469]

this is by far the weirdest vid i have ever seen

[silverwolfpacora]

finaly

[AppearingC3P0]

man when dude gets happy or scared, he starts sounding like a pussy. Put some emotion into it.

[NormbrettaMod]

@AppearingC3P0

thts his accent u twat

[NormbrettaMod]

@AppearingC3P0

you're a stupid yank you dont know about our english accents

[AppearingC3P0]

so when youre people get emotional, you start sounding like emotional pussies? lolol I always knew you english fags had no real men in your country.

[NormbrettaMod]

hey fuck you, he has a yorkshire accent or something. It's a regional thing.

[rsmith606]

that isn't a Yorkshire accent. I've got a yorkshire accent and it sounds nothing like it, he sounds like he's from southern England... Essex or something.

[FanarProductions]

@rsmith606 Spot on. Essex it is!

[rsmith606]

It's all the Gavin and Stacey i've been watching lately that made me spot it.

Anyway, good work on the show! Keep it coming! It's certainly not your typical GTA Machinima.

[NormbrettaMod]

no i dnt kno exactly wat it is but not essex, essex accents either posh or common and whiny

[FanarProductions]

Trust me. Its my voice. I'm from Essex. Therefore... XD

[NormbrettaMod]

wtf u made this well thts just fucked up the whole arguement

[DeadMansFilm]

If you hate online arguments, why do you join them. And what I did is that I used google search and typed in "define: grammar." Then I found that one.

[AppearingC3P0]

So youre telling me it makes him sound like a pussy. You're basically just making my point even stronger.

[lineshredder]

try the SAS.

[rsmith606]

says the guy who's country brought us The Jonas Brothers?

[AppearingC3P0]

And youre country had leprosy, other huge diseases and no hygeine. Jonas brothers are gonna be done in a couple of years. what's your countries excuse.

[rsmith606]

Oh, i'm sorry, where does most of the American lineage lead back to? Oh that's right, England, and they left for the new land AFTER we had leprosy, 'other huge diseases and no hygeine'.

Oh and evidently we teach better grammar too, it's country's, not countries. You're implying that there's more than one country of England.

[AppearingC3P0]

Eh most? You want to talk about American lineage, the real lineage didnt come from england, it came from the Native Americans..you know those people whose land you took and gave all your ridden diseases too? Yeah and once you have to start correcting grammar, that just means you can't back up your point and have to go off topic to get it across...pathetic

[rsmith606]

Well, not really, as all the settlers killed or moved the Natives out of their homes. And it wasn't us, as YOU'RE the one who's ancestors were the settlers. You know, the ones whose land you took and gave all your ridden diseases too?

Actually, I made my point, and then made another one. So I didn't really go off topic at all, I just added something new to our little discussion.

[DaVoltaire]

My ancestors came from Germany, France and Sweden. We did nothing of the sort. It was all the Spaniards anyway.

Also the English Puritans helped.

[MadJack122]

no real men? think about rugby mate. we dont wear shit loads of pads and still pussy out and cry. rugby is no pads. and harder tackles. fuck off

[AppearingC3P0]

Seen, watched, played rugby. Not as hard hitting as football. Rugby is a physical sport. Football is a collision sport.

[rsmith606]

No, Football isn't a collision sport. American Football is, but not Football.

[AppearingC3P0]

thats the only football there is.. unles your talking about futbol. then thats a whole different sport.

[MadJack122]

thats bollocks and you know it. i can give you shit reason for a Britain vs America argument, but you are our military allies so i dont feel like it.

[AppearingC3P0]

Actually you can't because their are no good arguements for Britain. Because your history remembers the US bailing you out in WWI

[MadJack122]

bailing us out?obviously it would ofbeen harder to fight war without you, thats just obvious. but you weren't bailing us out.bull shit. we aren't to ones who stupidly decided to carry on fighting in veitnam despite all the citizen disagrement and the troops getting killed every day. the british army is the best in the world.fact. and FOOTBALL was origianly british football(soccer) you then copied us and made american football. we are always origianal, you were discovered in 1492. us, 10-2000BC.

[DaVoltaire]

We fought in Vietnam to protect the freedom and democracy of (then Southern) Vietnamese. Our fathers were over there giving their lives for people they didn't even know, who didn't even speak the same language, while you selfish ingrates were sitting in your homes dringking Earl Grey. And the British Army pales in comparison to the United Sates Marine Corps Marine. And we never "copied" you on anything, we simply improved upon a concept. Also the first Discovery came from sometime before that

[MadJack122]

to protect tje freedom? becoming communist isn't "Loosing Your Freedom" i know that all americans dispise the communist and thats why the cold war started after you met the communist russians after we all defeated the nazis. remember 1968? the US army let alone the USMC portray themselves as "badass". i dont know why, i guess its just an american thing, but we dont go giving our pilots speed in a pathetic attempt to increase their reactions, and i think we all now what happend after that.

[DaVoltaire]

Well they certainly were losing their democracy, Whcih is an important thing to protect, don't you agree?

There are many arguements on communism and freedom, here are the main ones. Bolshivik Revolution, Lenin, Stalin, Mao Zedong, and the millions of innocent people who lost their lives because they oppose communist rule.

[DaVoltaire]

in 10,000 B.C. when primitive Siberians (Modern Russians) came over the Beiring Strait in pursuit of roaming cattle.

If you REALLY want to get technical, we ALL came from the same seven mothers in Africa AND the whole worl was once simply PANGEA, We were never really lost, we just sorta moved away.

[rsmith606]

aha, You may have helped us in the wars, but you certainly didn't 'bail' us out. If I remember, America has a pretty bad history with modern wars?

Vietnam? Afghanistan? Iraq?

Oh, and that's right, America asked for Britain's help in Afghanistan and Iraq, and what do we get for it? Friendly Fire from some gun-toting rednecks.

I respect that there are many real heroes in both of the armies, and we both have our fair share of idiots too, but at least ours don't kill our allies.

[DaVoltaire]

Oh, we bailed you out alright. Twice. also ever heard of the American Revolution?

[TheNightHawkFilms]

bailed who out

[DaVoltaire]

America bailed out Europe (one two seperat occasions) the Russians (although they were doing fine on their own) and China.

[TheNightHawkFilms]

well america has only bailed canada out

[DaVoltaire]

No, no , no America Bailed out EUROPE, RUSSIA, and CHINA. Don't know where Cananda comes into play here.

[rsmith606]

I have heard of the American revolution. And prove how you bailed us out.

And in regards to Army superiority, you may have a bigger and better equipped army, but we've got the real soldiers.

[DaVoltaire]

Who are "you?" Are you Europe, China, or Russia?

[rsmith606]

Britain. We're not one single continent.

And why does our birthplace even matter? Why does our skin colour even matter? Why does our accents even matter?

In essence, we are the same sentient beings anyway. So give up with your bullshit. Did you take part in any of the world wars? NO. Neither did I.

We're wasting our time with this stupid discussion anyway. After all, on a long enough timeline, everyone's survival rate drops to zero.

[DaVoltaire]

This is so very true I am glad someone pointed it out.

[DaVoltaire]

WWI, WWII, We sent supplies to you guys even before America's Official Involvement. We also sent trained fighter pilots. beforehand, too.

[rsmith606]

I don't see that as bailing us out, that's helping us out.

[DaVoltaire]

Helping, "Bailing-out" Same difference. Europe was in trouble, we came to the rescue. Well after some persuasion by the Japanese.

[rsmith606]

bailing - 'To extricate from a difficult situation'

helping - 'giving aid, assistance, support, or the like.'

Quite a difference if you ask me.

[DaVoltaire]

So you are saying Europe wasn't in a 'difficult position?" From what I heard they were in a very difficult position. That we "gave aid" to.

[rsmith606]

Europe was in a difficult position?

Are you an idiot?

GERMANY IS IN EUROPE, BUT DID YOU HELP THEM!?

So, please begin referring to us as the British, or the allies, or something.

Anyway, you provided us with aid because we asked you to, and by aid I mean supplies (etc); you didn't swoop down and begin any fighting until you got attacked. That, is not a valid point for bailing - you only joined the war because you'd been attacked.

[DaVoltaire]

Well actually Germany was a small country in Europe until he started to gobble up territory. So the majority of Eruope was in trouble, not just Britian.

Yes I know we didn't help untill we were attacked, I already acknowledged that fact.

[DaVoltaire]

In terms or Land mass, or Square milage" The majority of Eruope was in trouble. And do you honestly believe Hitler wouldn't have attacked all the neutral countries, after he pacified Britan and Russia?

Okay, Okay, we helped you out . . .

By bailing you out.

[DaVoltaire]

Are you really going to do that. Bash troops? That is cold-hearted. Real Soldiers are the ones how give their lives for their country. People who go because we send them, and they don't look back. ALL soldiers are real soldiers.

[rsmith606]

I never said they weren't soldiers, I just said that America's forces have a bad reputation for friendly fire.

Stop being so patriotic.

[DaVoltaire]

Actually I would be Matriotic since America is a Female entitiy.

No, you specifically said the "We have the real soldiers" Implying America's soldiers were fakes or weren't real men.

[rsmith606]

No, it's not an entitiy, it's a country.

and at that point, I wasn't bashing troops at all, and I wasn't implying America's soldiers, or any other country's soldiers were fake. I was implying that when it boils down to it, most British soldiers would do anything for their team mates.

And, I'll admit, I was being level-headed and stubborn. Hypocritical too, as it was a sign of patriotism. And in hindsight, I regret what I wrote.

[DaVoltaire]

I know, but its still a Female Country.

So would America's Soldiers, but you are correct in that some soldiers can be bull-headed.

Good, it takes a big man to admit he was wrong, and an even bigger man to learn from the experience.

[TheNightHawkFilms]

amen brother

[DaVoltaire]

True, True.

[NormbrettaMod]

Good lad. Lol.

[DaVoltaire]

You have a point there.

[TheNightHawkFilms]

lol dont you hate when bloody wankers make fun of english accents

[NormbrettaMod]

YES!

[DaVoltaire]

Don't you hate it when people find the need to argue with people they don't even know and just met? instead of getting along?

[AppearingC3P0]

Damn I (partly) started this a week ago and left it alone and yall still went on..Nice :D

Yeah but you were talking about accents and futbol and the felt butt-hurt because the could not d