STALKERS!!
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  • Dear Ray

    how do you keep your cool when your school work is stressing the heck out of u?

  • Five stars for admitting you only last four minutes!

  • Yeah, because Trolls totally use proper language and typing skills. And I guess this while be the last time I try to ask for advice.

  • yes that squirrel aids question was mine =)

  • Dear Ray,

    I would like to know how to respond if someone did say to me "two camels in a tiny car"

  • OMFG SWIFR!!!

  • Fake and gay, really gay.

  • government can stalk you haha ;p can't do shit bout that

  • The shit you recommend is the best! Love it, love it, love it. I'll be singing 'Im a ninja on the dancefloor' for weeks. Thanks XD

  • isnt the whole point of twitter to stalk people

  • hey ray, my shit keep clogging the toilet what should i do????

  • flush lol

  • this vloj is facke and gaie!

  • PLEASE VIEW MY CHANNEL. I'm a chick who reviews sci fi movies and talks about WoW.

  • Squaids will stop most stalkers

  • yea midnight beast

  • My parents are divorced my stepmom hates me my dad gets violent when he's angry with me and no one else. My step mom I totally rude to me all the time and shows me no respect yet my dad will beat me I I'm not respectful to her. What do I do cuz I can't move in with my mom

  • Hey ray i have a question. I Love your show but why dont you get off youtube and maybe do a real tv show or become an actor?.

  • Dear Ray:

    How do you respond CORRECTLY to Two Camels in a Tiny Car?

  • yeh you can stop that ninja shit anytime now... the song sucks...

  • I stAlk ion Twitter u gonna tell me to back off??

  • dude... LOL this video made me laugh so hard that i had tears coming out of my eyes... lol thx for the good laugh

  • Dear ray

    What do you do if u smack a gurl in the bewb?

  • @NinhaGeek smack the other one duhh!! gotta make it even!

  • WOW guys. if you turn on the BETA captions. when they are in the resurant. it picks up other people talking and its about iran. neat

  • hey guys my vieods are like jackass watch us get hurt we have two episodes and more on the way

  • Ray:

    Is it wrong to flirt while you're in a long term relationship?

  • dear ray, i just broke up with my boyfriend on valentines day (sounds harsh i know but this dude was lyin like a mo fo).. i pretty much told him everything about myself and he keeps threatning to tell my madre... and he keeps talking to my friend that wants his dog. She just wants a puppy that hes giving away and hes like stalking her what should i do about both... thanks.

  • Talk to a guy called ray william johnson, he knows best ;]

  • Dear ray, i relly like this girl angie and it would relly help me if you told her that i like her through your show soo please:)

    My name is Carlos

  • Dear ray, i relly like this girl angie and it would relly help me if you told her that i like her through your show soo please:)

    My name is Carlos

  • Dear ray, i relly like this girl angie and it would relly help me if you told her that i like her through your show soo please:)

    My name is Carlos

  • U rock man. And you may be a ninja on the dance floor...but I'm a rubber ducky: stiff and motionless, but still cute. xD

  • Dear ray, i relly like this girl angie and it would relly help me if you told her that i like her through your show soo please:)

    My name is Carlos

  • Dear ray, i relly like this girl angie and it would relly help me if you told her that i like her through your show soo please:)

    My name is Carlos

  • Dear ray, i relly like this girl angie and it would relly help me if you told her that i like her through your show soo please:)

    My name is Carlos

  • Dear ray, i relly like this girl angie and it would relly help me if you told her that i like her through your show soo please:)

    My name is Carlos

  • Dear ray, i relly like this girl angie and it would relly help me if you told her that i like her through your show soo please:)

    My name is Carlos

  • Dear ray, i relly like this girl angie and it would relly help me if you told her that i like her through your show soo please:)

    My name is Carlos

  • LOCKERZ!!!!!

    it's an invitation only website that offers many great rewards for doing literally nothing, its both fun and rewarding!

    If your looking for an invite, then send me a message with your email because I am feeling so proud I am giving the invites away today! :)

  • checkout ONE BD MICE TRAILER

  • hey guys check out mmy vids there like jack ass

  • Dear Ray, I went to my girlfriends house for the first time and things started out kinda of awkward, but after she broke out the tobasco sauce, the glue stick and the rubber bands things got hot and heavy fast. I haven't been able to sit down for two days..... O and I think I am in love. Any input?

  • I think this is my favourite rwj video of all time. You're so serious about school the stalker' "Step off mother fucker step off!" I loved it. Ray will fuck your shit up!

  • ray, my dicks huge.

    what do i do

  • Dear Ray

    There's this girl that I like but I really don't know if she likes me back. She has liked me before but I didn't know. Plus ppl keep tellin me to ask her out. What do I do?

  • The midnight beast is awesome. Walk with us. Through London town, it's full of fun. So don't bring us down

  • hmm so you drink beer to make worthless life even worthless'ER!

  • Ray I have the same laptop as you

  • is that blue pig shaped piggy bank behind you? 0.0 I can has?

  • get out of here stalker

  • Kinda starting to look like an MTV show, if you add captions it looks just kinda like it

  • Dear ray,

    I just killed a man what should i do?

  • you have a swiffer!

  • How do you fix a Womans watch? You don't, they can just look at the oven.

  • Ray The midnight beasts are my 2nd favorite youtube channal. Yours is my favorite. Midnight beats tik tok is beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • watching this video with the new translator = lmao

  • gay guitar hero sign on laptop

  • Dear Ray,

    I have an addiction to porn, porn with midgets. What should I do?

  • damn right rednecks are funny

  • dear ray.

    how do i nOT be a ninja?

  • Wow! RWJ is probably one of the few YouTube partners that don't have a Macbook.

    Wow... just... wow.

  • "how do you get rid of Rednecks?"

    ..

    will's answer is beautiful

  • Hey Ray, How do I tell a girl that likes me to just shut up and stop bothering me? She is getting very annoying and im's me everyday. I asked her out in December she said no, but now she wants to but I really just want her to fuck off. Can you help?

  • Dear Ray, how do you be a good troll?

  • Dear Ray, I can't stop doing peoples mom's, I am constantly getting shit beaten out of me for having sex with peoples mothers.. Please advise

  • Where do you buy your goodies, Ray?

  • your friend is gay

  • Dear, Ray

    Is it normal to be pissed off all the time because of Modern Warfare 2???

  • Yes

  • WTF That Guys Hair Is...FAKE and GAY.

  • Dear Ray,

    How does a girl like you if you are a complete nerd? I mean like, bullied kind of nerd and not the kind that is just there.

  • Dear ray, my facebook account got disable without notice and it was like i was playing app minding your on business then got disable... it was one month ago, i already e-mail them but they didnt answered anything, what should i do?

  • Dear Ray,

    I love my bestfriend.. my bestfriend loves my Girlfriend.. and My girlfriend loves me. What do I do?

  • are you gay? or is ur best friend gay?

  • no the willofDC is gay no offense to gay people

  • faggot

  • i THINK HIS GAY FRIEND MUST OF HAD BEEN PIST..He is like(in gay voice) ok ray when am I going 2 spend timw with u...I thought it was a date with me and u it was cute at first,but please put that fucking camera away....Ray I hope u dont bring it in when we have gay but sex in ure snuggie...My mom still thinks im straight!!!

  • dear ray this is very important

    my wife is out of the kitchen, what i do?

  • @Polak88Pobo

    If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long.

  • PLEASE VIEW MY CHANNEL. I'm a chick who reviews sci fi movies and talks about WoW.

  • lame

  • Dear Ray, How do I get a boyfriend? Mine broke up with me, and i'm terribly geeky. I blog, watch some short guy on youtube that does moms, and rubiks cubes. So help!!

  • R u gay? Jus askin cuz u and will are always together.

  • @Schildog97 doesnt seem like it

  • @dingdongditcher69 Can't a guy hang out with his friend, even if he's gay? Wtf...i thought we were in 2010!!!!!!

  • im saying hes not. lol maybe i should reword

  • dear ray my dog puked up a finger what should i do

  • tight track to wrap up your vlog at the end

  • GO REDNECKS

  • Der Rey Trolin iz Fn nw th@t yøu dnt ave to Spak r!ght (i bet people r like wtf did greenwilliam1 just say)

  • no, we are more like, greenwilliam1 is a fucking retard because he meant bad grammer, not non English dipshit!

  • @gamerfreak4949 does it really matter fattass

  • "get the fucking fuck out" is what u said lol, nice answer to the redneck thing i got on my floor and started rolling on it, im pretty sher thats called rotfling

  • Dear Ray, WHY THE FUCK DID CANADA LOSE THE USA!!!... hell has frozen over... ill go play hockey there too.. wanna join.. sorry it a canadian thing..

  • dear ray

    i have nothing interesting to say except for ... a giant scrotum will attack the banana empire at approximately red o'clock

  • dear ray

    im gay

    is will single?

  • Dear ray,

    i just took a shit. what do i do?

  • grab a bag go to a house light it on fire and run

  • how old are you?

  • Dear Ray,

    one of my best friends fell for my other best friend (guy and girl) but she doesn't feel the same way. He thinks nobody knows about it but everybody does and its getting very annoying because he tries to stay near her and when she's not around he only talks about her. What should I do?

  • the ninja videos sucks. hard the song too

  • BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • this video fucking sucks balls

  • LOL@ the attempts captions by this closed captioning thing hahaha

  • Dear Ray,

    I present you (on this video too) with a classic problem: My best friend is a girl, and I really fell for her. I kind of want to tell her to know if she feels the same way, but if she doesn't, well that would make an awesome friendship very awkward. What say you?

  • @soadratmetc Dont be a pussy.. just fucking tell her lmfao.. and if she doesnt then just be friends.. end of story

  • Dear Ray

    I leave in Maryland but im thinking about moving to Orlando, Florida. Should I?

  • Dear Ray,

    How does one contract Squaids?

  • Dear ray,

    my gf wont stay in the kitchen and she keeps causing trouble what should i do??

  • choke a bitch

  • ray i have a problem theres this girl i like i just met her but i get so nervous so nervouse that am just probably close to shitting my pants lol. jk but how do i get rid of the nervousness?

  • Senior Ray,

    ima loner boner..... is that bad?

  • Venom that was really fake and gay

  • did raay how do i stop faping to ur vids

  • Ray my crushes tits is hypnotizing me to kill her boy friend and I'm not liying

  • kill yourself, then kill the tits and accordingly kill the girl

    if you still manage to be alive by then, you may kill her boy friend

  • *hi-five*

  • Im doing a FREE GIVEAWAY! Thats right! Come check out my channel and see whats up!

  • Dear Ray, I gave me moms friend squaids. You lied.

  • Hey ray, I have one problem. The teacher IS the stalker. and I'm not kiddin.

  • Dear Ray I'm am very ill I only have six day to live the only thing that help me to live are my brother I haven't toed my family what sod I do.

  • hey ray

    i have never had a girlfriend.. what do i do?

  • i luv themidnightbeast!!..

  • Look at my videos

  • weirdoo

  • seen them ages ago!! there tik toc pardoy is bril!

  • you should check out my vlog i just started and tell me what you think

    thanks :)

  • dear ray,

    i liek mudkipz wat doez i do?

  • Dear Ray

    Did trolling a good thing for us?

  • I'm stick skinny but am always hungry and eat constantly my mama says I need to c a doctor or go to a nutriontest wat do I do?????

  • Dear ray, how do I hook up with meekakitty?

  • Dear Ray.

    I'm stuck with two camels in a tiny car, what should I do?

  • How should I ask a girl to prom .. Something creative please?

  • Dear Ray, how tall are you?

  • Dear Ray,

    Your fake and gay...........Are you reading you in your troll voice. I think you are

    two camels in a tiny car.

  • Ray you say f*ck alot in this vid.

  • You americans don't know stalker

  • yo dude!! why you always put hot chick with the comic question of the day? see ya!

  • dear ray

    u r u so awsome?

  • Dear Ray

    What is the super secret project?

  • I'm a ninjaaa on the dancefloooooor!

  • dear ray, my friends and i want to start a youtube channel

    i've tried this before with other people and they didn't really committ to it

    what do i to try to make everyone keep to it with out being an annoying bitch?

  • why is the doobly doo so doobly?

  • my 13 year old friend loves golf and really looked up to tiger woods. poor kid.

  • Dear Ray,

    PENIS!!!!!...that is all...or is it?

  • ok were you drinking bear i luv your show!

  • best episode so far

  • how much of that 4 minutes is crying

  • dear ray

    for some time I have wanted to start a vlog about my day to day life as a flight attendant. What concerns should I have with legal/copyright issues with the airline?

  • Dear Ray,  Lately I have been adicted to doin your mom and giving her squirrel aids while dancing like a kittie how do I stop

  • Right..so only rednecks belive in the 10 commandments. lol.

  • i got a brother that i live with that want to date my ex and she tought her kid was mine but i was not and i just got her out of my life and now my brother want to date her and i dont think its right even think thats right what do u think about familys dating other family"s members ex

  • Dear ray,

    I think i have a huge crush on my colleage/friend. But she has a family, and is older. And plus she's not a lesbian. How do i know if i'm really in love with her, or just love her as a good friend.

  • i had the most amazing sushi last night too. mmmmm.

  • Dear Ray,

    I have no problems in my life. Is this normal? Is this a problem itself? What should I do about this?

  • Dear Ray, (not trollin) I had a dream that me n my boyfriend were getting married and we were having a NAKED WEDDING.(nice dream) Anyway I have been thinking about it and I think i actually want a naked Wedding. Is this wierd? WOULD YOU GO TO A/ MY NAKED WEDDING??

  • Dear Ray, Ihave dancing kittie syndrome how do I get rid of it

  • Dear Ray, why am I addicted to your equals three and breaking NYC channels?

  • Yeah.go ACT!

  • shut up u fucking fag

  • dear ray,

    im getting a huge boner cause i keep looking at your mom and my pants keep breaking

  • Dear Ray, (not trollin) I had a dream that me n my boyfriend were getting married and we were having a NAKED WEDDING.(nice dream) Anyway I have been thinking about it and I think i actually want a naked Wedding. Is this wierd? WOULD YOU GO TO A/ MY NAKED WEDDING??

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  • Dear Ray, (not trollin) I had a dream that me n my boyfriend were getting married and we were having a NAKED WEDDING.(nice dream) Anyway I have been thinking about it and I think i actually want a naked Wedding. Is this wierd? WOULD YOU GO TO A/ MY NAKED WEDDING??

  • Dear Ray, (not trollin) I had a dream that me n my boyfriend were getting married and we were having a NAKED WEDDING.(nice dream) Anyway I have been thinking about it and I think i actually want a naked Wedding. Is this wierd? WOULD YOU GO TO A/ MY NAKED WEDDING??

  • Dear Ray, My girlfriend cheated on me... and for surprise with a girl D: should i forgive her?

  • dear ray,

    how can I impress the world with my dance?

  • how do i get rid of a dead stocker?

  • Are you going to be in sf on the 27th?

  • dear ray for the last three days i've been stuck to your mother. it all started when i was doing her and some how i got stuck. i fear for my life. i have been living off of carpet Doritos and a old Gatorade i found what should i do? how do i get unstuck? why are the simpsons yellow? why is the doobly doo so doobly? thanx.

    P.S: i fear i might get squaids if i dont get help

  • dear ray, do people of new york think you are weird because it appears to them you are talking to your self in publlic?

  • hellz yeaz ima troll everybodys ass especially on MW2

  • Dear Ray, (seriously) I had a dream that I was getting married to my boyfriend and we had a NAKED WEDDING. The thing is, Im starting to like the idea of having a Naked Wedding. Is that legal? and is it weird? obviously unusual but it it too Unusial? WOULD YOU GO TO A/MY NAKED WEDDING??

  • dear ray,

    i keep dying from chain mail that i don't forward and it's startin to get in the way of my relationship. Like 1 time i was going for a kiss and i just died! what should i do? :(

  • :o Ray loves Steph's hair!

  • Dear ray,

    I like duct tape but u called me a friggin redneck for liking it. How do I get u to shut up?!???