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  • In real life the shaolin would probably use his wisdom and wits to persuade the ninjas to fuck off

  • I like how as the background changes the number of ninjas double

  • in china ninjas are just assassins. no difference the japs just call their assassins ninjas. so assassins are trained to kill. shaolin monks are peacekeepers. but one things for sure. A real shaolin master monk is difficult to kill. monks have trained for their entire lives

  • i saw shaolin is > ninja, but this is fake.... ninjas dont get captured by cameras

  • thats NIO!! he uses a spear and beats all the smith agents...

  • you always know who's going to win in martial arts combat when it's 1 vs 5...it's always the solo that wins..LOL!

  • there playin leap frog, deadly style...;)

  • it is said that the abbots kung fu is far superior to anyone else in the shaolin temple... any senior monk cudve done this, but there is an elegance and grace with which the abbot in this case does it..

  • Go Shaolin! Kickin' those ninjas' asses!

  • Ninja wouldn't have lost

  • are these chinese ninjas :D...?

  • fsss fsss fsssst fssinz fsing fsssing hshiiiu fssing fss

  • First off ninjas would try to avoid combat always and not just try rush there target ! They would of probably poisoned his food or drink or killed him in his sleep! And even if those ninjas were fighting the monk with him outnumbered they would of probably won anyways -_-

  • Old Monk: "Buddha's name be praised. I almost got KILLED by the badguy at the end of Shaolin vs. Llama when he stabbed me with his trick spear...O_o. Now NINJA are attacking me in CHINA for crying out loud! Leave me ALONE in the name of Buddha! GOOD! I just kicked your asses! Buddha bless you. -_- "

  • NO! You can't fight eachother! You're BOTH too AWESOME NOOooo!!! <X (

  • @xWindShadowMothx Hey is that the monk from Shaolin vs.Llama?? O_o Looks like he's, yep he's winning. Forgot to tell my ninja friends that their martial arts and the martial arts of their opponent DOES have a certain familiar origin, which is why they lost; but they're still cool. "Something familiar...something.....from the paaassst." -The Shredder on TMNTTM I.

  • saw the film, dont remember the name

  • Kage bunshin no jutsu at 0:51

  • ninjas r thinking more of jumping than hitting the old man :)

  • 8 on 1....... COWARDS!! ;-)

  • no mames sus mamadas

  • Needs more Haduken.

  • Super jump mode activated

  • in night ninja win !!

  • Which ones naruto?

  • I will say this was pretty awsome,but if anything at all the ninjas would never fight a shaolin master in the open more then likely theyd posion his food or drink.

  • This ninjas are noobies...

  • THIS IS A REAL FUCKING FIGHT. MAN UP MMA FIGHTERS.

  • hollywood sucks...

  • The movie probably answers this question later on but... what were ninjas doing in China?

  • @zorionto i haven't watched this either, but they were assassin's. chances are they were hired by some guy in china, although Hollywood sucks at doing anything right with ninjas anyway...

  • How about 1 ninja vs a Shaolin guy. This is silly.

  • The US army should use that robe in iraq.

  • 0:45 epic roll in sword drop ninja attack=)

  • ありえねーあんな爺さんが

  • Hey even if the shaolin monk was killed they are still better. It shouldn't take five ninjas to kill a shaolin monk.

  • Right thats settled it!!! All those Ninas against a kung fu guy - I am now going to go to the local kung fu club

  • SO FUNNY!Listen to the shurikens!Like a 60's game! :P

  • is it just me or this old man looks like the master of aang in the anime avatar???

  • @EntryStackEnthusiast yep, I like Chinese Kungfu very much. But I cant stop wondering what will happen if that old man have to fight with Naruto :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

  • What cind of sound effects are that! lol :D

  • Shaolin won bacause this is a chinese film :))

  • @Forestrain09 So true. Still, as cheesy as it sounds, I still like this choreography here, they don't make it like this anymore, at least they weren't flying like a crouching tiger movie

  • @Forestrain09

    Not necessarily,

    I've seen lots of Chinese films where the Japanese beat the Chinese.

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  • Why are they playing leap frog?

  • like a boss xD

  • lol@the shoryuken sound effects! they were epic!

  • He looks like the shaolin  master from legend of the red dragon

  • @gojetafu well let it just be like this..

    

  • @gojetafu youre right and thats why they would win.. they would attack a samurai and wait till the samurai follows them into a dark ambush in the woods or some kind of forest .. or house.. and the the samurai is history XD

    ninjas are really masters of hidding.. so they will find a way to wanish in front of the samurai :D

  • say what you want but ninja would win againts every enemy.. they are fast.. they know techniques than can kill you instantly they have poisony things.. and they can vanish the fuck they want..

    no matter if samurai, shaolin, chuck norris or buddah himself..

    they would beat the shit out of eveyone..

  • LOL!

  • Hey, thats actually good :D

    What movie is it?

  • :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    

  • 0:48 kage bushin?

  • Does anybody have a gun?!

  • shaolin level is over 9000!

  • haha it sounds like birds chirping when they fight

  • You don't fuck with wise old men!

  • lol 1:46 "wtf just happened?...where am i?...did i just fight ninjas in my sleep again?"

  • wahaha this sounds of shurikens

  • chuck norris version shaolin :)

  • thit must be a chinese movie. in every chinese film you get 100000000 japanese fighters attacking 1 chinese guy and he kicks their ass every fucking time. just watch ip man.

  • @bollpwnbay ninjas are chinese lol

  • @bollpwnbay

    "Ninja" is not a Japanese word.

    忍者 = A person that endures.

  • @bollpwnbay Same with Japanese movies.

  • shurikens sound?

  • Ninja shaolin vs Pokemon ninjas

  • 0:50 Are they playing leapfrog ?

  • 1 vs 8 O_____O ninjas gays

  • Yes maaaasterrr teach them a lesson.....

  • LIKE A BOSS.

  • wtf all the ninjas had to do was attack all together instead of doing a bunch of flips.

  • why didnt the ninjas just wait untill midnight and kill this guy when he sleeps

    -face palm-

  • he's like "you shall not pass"

  • So unreal....

    :D

    

  • @EinzigerWeg It doesn't matter

  • @EinzigerWeg It's a 70-80 movie. What do u expect ?

  • Great fight! This reminds me bury brawl in matrix :D

  • Oh my God! That old man is NOT someone I'd want to piss off.

  • Title of this movie plz!

  • These weren't ninjas they were break dancers from TLC

  • the video, where REAL ninja attacks is very short. :D

    2 sec. and Ninjas win... :D

  • shaolin >

  • raw

  • DAMN! He can do that at 70

    I cant even flip at 15 :0

  • Shaolin Wins!

  • my mom can do all that

  • @renanobom2 ONLY IN MOVIE

  • pssssh, everyone knows a single ninja is a match for almost any shaolin monk

  • @AceofDlamonds

    Wrong. Apparently you don't know about the intense conditioning of a Shaolin monk. Not to mention, Ninja techniques are primarily for espionage and assassination, not one on one fights. The Shaolin monk has far SUPERIOR training in one on one combat abilities.

  • @BTNH24

    C'mon, I was talking in terms of movie and film hype.

  • Eight of em onto one old man.  That's hard.

  • They're not shaolin.. They are MONKS!!

  • @Kitana145

    The Shaolin Monks are called monks for a reason. The legendary Shaolin fighters were originally monks. Today, Shaolin kung fu is taught to lay people as well.

  • are the ninjas using Kage-Bunshin (Shadow Replication)???

  • Ninjas are cool but if they have no powers then the Shaolin is going to win hands on.

  • man, thats gold!

  • This video is like Power Rangers, but with robes and fewer sparks. In other words, it's awesome!

  • badass...

  • What movie is this from?

  • Inverse Ninja Law. That's what saved this Shaolin from a butt-whippin'

  • Nothing beats eastern fight choreography, especially oldies!

  • Gotta love the sound effects

  • Picking a fight with a Shaolin Monk is one thing......but why in the world would you attack a MASTER?!

  • I love chinese martial arts

  • What's with the kneeling down and hopping over each other? Damn just throw some shuriken or shoot an arrow with a bow and it's over. Such a crappy movie.

  • @hoodedscorpion1 yeaaa no

  • Confucius say: A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts

  • @etherform66: Then I should have pants like that carry some groceries and ask a hottie if she can get my car keys out of my pocket.

  • i'm just going to say it

    modern interpretation of ninjas are too flashy

    the smartest thing they did the entire video was the shuriken attacks....

    unnecessary frog jumps?

  • I feel like a stoner for liking this.

  • the ninjaa played leapfrog!!!

  • OMG Ninjas dont do leap frog or flips like that and whats with the sounds the are sounds like a sword that is bending a lot plus why would ninjas go after a shaolin monk these ninja videos are totally fake dora being killed by ninjas are more belivable.

  • nunchunk sounds for swords lol

  • but in reality, the monk would be in several hundred bite-sized peices after 20 seconds.

  • I love the sci fi sound those ninja stars make...

  • china own cheapo japan(aka little fake spin off from china)

  • Press 6 for ownage

  • NEVER fight with a shaolin 

  • Chinese is Better than most

    japanese is Inexperienced

  • @DRAGONCHUN karate was brought to japan by china and it was used to counter samurais

  • aaawww damn, i kinda love this old, unrealistic and little weird sound effects ^-^

  • vai mentir assim lá em Brasília

  • ninja leap frog

  • He didn't kill them?

  • @AlllexL He's a monk. He just respects life.

  • did someone hear that there is a law of ninja conservation so those ninjas are noobs :)) BTW you see ninja gaiden you this is the formula for it more ninja more noobs and less ninja (1) FTW

  • dont mess with the red cape hahahahaha

  • Shitty ninjas.

    This is a Chinese movies.

    Chinese ppl hate Japanese ppl.

    In reality the Shaolin monk wouldn't have seen the ninja's at all just suddenly the floor coming closer.

  • @alexicon89 i think the ninjas in the movie are chinese too

    fucking chinese

  • @alexicon89 You do realize that assassins existed in every country right?

  • ajajjajaj mas parece power ranger

    

  • que bonito es ser chingon jajaja

  • These sound effects .. Awesome <3

  • Thers no way a monk could take on that many ninjas and win. Now if ther wer like three then he totally would win

  • never underestimate the power of old people

  • :D si claro como si algun dia pudiera suceder...XD

  • so thats the noise a ninja star makes

  • These ninjas suck.

    Clan Odzunu Rules!!!

  • Ninjas used guns, why didn't they just shoot him from the bushes?

  • @bbvibrabb coz thats a pussy idea and thats not fair

  • I never knew shurikens made that noise when thrown...

  • @DORC101 its a crap old film its bound to have crappy sounds

  • Ohhhhh X( My ears!! X( (the Shuriken sound affects) smh

  • never seen a man in a dress move his spear that fast.......god that sounds wrong :S

  • @NobleHerold for your information that weapon he's holding is considered as a "2 handed heavy weapon" as in the west lol. same rank with a sledge hammer.

  • @NobleHerold its not a dress, its a robe... shaolin members usually start at around 5-10 yrs till god knows when

  • Because it wasn't fabric at all it was kind of like armor I think cookiecrisp

  • ha ha me chinese

  • It's all about the eyebrows... Longer eyebrows give you super human abilities and make Shuriken make weird ass noises...

  • how would a shuriken not cut a piece of fabric

  • look at 1:26 you see it hits him

  • so 007 is not in

    alien vs ninjas

    he's not in ninja vs vampires and now you tell me he's not in ninja vs shaolin!?

    goddamn it!!!

  • LMFAO @ the shurikens

  • the shurikens flying souds like a Super Mario sound effect xP

  • The video wants to promote kung fu better than ninjas! Why the hell should ninjas be so bad

  • i want him as my grandad. :D

  • Noob ninjas :o

  • I want the monk's drugs. XDDDDD

  • wie heisst der film (auf deutsch) ?

    bitte anschreiben!!

  • pwned

  • @Roxas2D Well... Ninja ARE assasins...

  • @Shinsorataka

    Actually ninjas were peasants.

  • @Totennebel There I must disagree with you. Shinobi were dirty fighting assasins who did whatever it took to complete their mission.

  • Ninjas originaly came fron china a chinese monk taught a japenese person and thats how it started

  • @MegaFaris123 No. Japanese.

  • 1:48 Monk was like "What an incredible dream"

  • 1:50 Monk was like "What an incredible dream"

  • 0:52 shadow clone jutsu!