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  • D' ou vient se fantasme du français qui a peur et qui agite un drapeau blanc ?

    Doit je rappeler que la France a une histoire guerrière 1000 fois plus importante que celle de ses pauvres américains qui n'ont aucune histoire et que nous avons gagner plus de guerre que les États unies ont pue faire de guerres ...

    Les Américains sont vraiment éduqués comme des bœufs , ils sont complétement idiots et ne connaissent rien a l histoire (même de leurs propres pays)

  • i'm not afraid from Idiots america

  • I heard the reason to why the French created their nuclear program, was to find out a new way for soldiers to flee even faster from the war. The soldier would attach a small nuclear device onto his back and detonate it, the blast would send him across the atlantic and to the united states where he would be safe.

  • @Andersng1 maybe the french president have no balls for press a red button but he have The power to say your mouth of the US president....and the french nuclear programm protect all Europa....i dont know how many activ bomb you have in your country but the french people not affraid by you and nor affraid by a russian army, you have a bom good for you but the France too.....The US governement a no balls for strike Iran ou Syria??

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  • this bomb was designed to make smoke in a shape of a white flag

    for France to surrender more efficiently.

  • @iMakeYouMoist

    Right, for exemple the French would surrender to the US by dropping this huge radioactive white flag on Washington DC.

  • ze french pussies don't have ze balls to hit ze big red button

  • Even their nuclear mushrooms are pretty...but I wouldn't want to taste that soup!

  • i'm french and not proud to have the n-bomb.

    still ( feed the troll ),our nuclear are pretiest ^^

    and I recommend some bookS "to go with" . (don't like wine, even "chateau Picard" , mouarf)

    have problem with jews , bakkus1985 ? we've got a lot in france! and asian and indian and brazilian and... hem... long list... who you hate the most ?

    what the point with waterloo in this video ???

  • this was designed to shoot a large white flag up so they could surrender quicker

  • @RealyHopeThisNameFit The French have won more military conquest than any other country, so shove that up your arse.

  • learn youre history the dutch also took part in the battle of waterloo to rape the  french

  • the big white flag thats expending outwords has been engeneerd into the  fusion process so the french can surrender quickly

  • @bakkus1985

    You're dutch man. The French beat and annexed your country. learn to behave.

  • @bakkus1985 and you know whi people make these jokes? ever been in france? ow wait you are french good. the french people are an arrogant bunch of inpolite basterds that refuse to help foreigners when they are in trouble, they dont try to talk englisch  while noticed out of experience they speak it perfect when it comes about money. sounds more like jews aye? and if you think i make this all up you are wrong i go to france every year for some time nice country rotten people

  • @bakkus1985 Oh, and you want to know why? Because when the french go to other countries they get the utter piss took out of them, because of their accent. So that is their style of payback.

  • Dont ever call the French cowards again!

  • @0jrhindo Or you will surrender?

  • @tommysch hahah no

  • @tommysch funny considering France is amongst nations that have engaged the most in wars, and that has lost the fewest. Hit the books some day. The french should be prouder of their country's accomplishments

  • la france est le pays le plus puissant et le plus influant elle sera bientot la 1ere puissance nuiclaire c'est sur ! elle est la 2eme pour l'instant mais sa va bouger

  • @talaboul quand même pas mec...

  • Shortly after, the French surrendered to themselves.

  • @millono Yes France has nukes and it's currently the 3rd nuclear power behind the US and Russia but before UK and China : watch?v=zXR3Ge9QdXU

  • sorry, mooninquirer, nukes are real, whether you bend over and cry like a bitch or not, when one explodes in your fat, chicken shit ass. if Hiroshima was firebombed and not nuked, explain the pictures of people dying of radiation sickness, you fucking moron.

  • A rather artful portrait of a French renaissance nuke!

  • arceus evolved...

  • they probably tested it on a french restaurant under 4 stars...

  • @chicseeker A restaurant can't have 4 stars...

  • @Spartan20111 he means Michelin stars ^_^

  • @Spartan20111 killed the joke... ty lol

  • @millono they will still surrender

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  • @burtoncaly nice trying to remove the comment in time nice job being profane and threatening i just sent it into youtube you forget people have gmail accounts linked here this is all i have to say to you франце њилл дие бз сербиа-руссиаћс нукес ње аре оне фингер пусх ањаз фром ит невер трз то буллсхит ус зоу думб френцх фуцк!!! and last of all germany still can wipe your sorry butts clear across the EU so can america thanks to them your your dead or nazi's you have alot of people to thank!!!

  • may be big but noone can beat the russian TSAR

  • @LillabetteHane They would probably recommend a wine to go with watching this!!

    A nice rose or a chablis

  • 914kt damn!! gives a whole new meaning to "go big or go home"

  • What's the activation code for a French nuke?....'ABORT'

  • how many kilotons?

  • @stuckinthecities 914 kilotons near 1 megatons ...

  • That's totally Fake! ...

  • @brawllkrmk as your dick :D

  • @brawllkrmk ????

  • tsunami japan a secret war

  • They atomized thousand animals there, i wish the non-humans who did it to burn in hell for eternity

  • Beautiful.

  • The shape formation of the cloud seems different to other tests.

  • go onto google and type french military victories and hit i'm feeling lucky proceed to looking at the answer and laugh your ass off

  • chuck norris just farted...

  • anyátok

    

  • The fissioning of U 235 requires SLOW NEUTRONS. But the fission of U 235 produces fission fragments, often, Barium and Krypton, two or three neutrons, all fast. In a reactor, a MODERATOR is required NOT to slow down the reaction ( control rods of cadmium are used for that --- they absorb slow neutrons), but to slow down the fast neutrons, that way they can be absorbed by another U 235 nucleus, creating the very unstable U 236, which fissions. But there is no moderator in the bomb.

  • Hydrogen, fusion, or thermonuclear bombs are a total hoax. In 60 years, with advanced technology, energy-generating fusion has never been produced, and the bomb design is way, way too simplistic. The fission bomb would just blow away the lithium hydride, and there goes the possibility of fusion. If fission bombs work at all, then they are very survivable, and highly exaggerated. It would be like a dirty bomb, but with more active fallout.

  • @mooninquirer i guess hiroshima was a hoax too. I've seen with my own eyes the scars left behind by the color of clothes people were wearing.

  • @johnr1031 You were there in person ? And those scars could have been caused by firebombing. Hiroshima suffered much less damage than Tokyo, from the intense firebombing campaign there. Above all, it was much better for the Japanese to surrender to the Americans, than to lose to the Soviets, which is probably what FDR would have insisted upon had he lived.

  • @mooninquirer Look at Japanese architecture of the time. All of those wooden houses with the paper roofs over them that you've probably seen in movies. No shit firebombs are going to burn those to the ground. With a nuclear blast you get a relatively small blast radius with a larger radius of nuclear fallout. When you have a firebomb, the shit burns cause it's Napalm. When you achieve a fission reaction, the entire reaction occurs in much less than 0.5 seconds. This is the reason why the intense

  • @johnr1031 Yes, Hiroshima was carpet bombed, or fire bombed. It was NOT a single bomb that destroyed Hiroshima, for then we should expect to see the blast at its worst at ground zero, with a RADIAL PATTERN of destruction fanning out, and getting better. But the buildings and rubble are just strewn every which way, in some photos, and other photos show Hiroshima after it had been cleared of debris ----- just all flat. That proves NOTHING.

  • @mooninquirer you do realize that a massive fireball requires a lot of oxygen and can cause a huge vacuum which can fuck with the direction of debris.

  • @johnr1031 Well, that would be true of the fireball created by a CHEMICAL explosion, sort of. I say "sort of," because the oxygen has to be thoroughly interspersed among the fuel, to create an explosion.  This is why a lump of coal will burn, but not explode, but coal dust in air will explode. In TNT, there are 3 nitrate radicals ( NO3), which are very unstable. As a result of pressure, heat, or shock, the oxygen molecule is released, and ignites the toluene.

  • @mooninquirer and i mean extremely intense heat only lasts for a second or two. It leaves sides of buildings charred and peoples eyes melt out of their heads, but it doesn't set fire to everything. In it's wake things such as fire hydrants will leave shadows in the ground where this enormous blast of heat and light was stopped from charring the pavement directly behind it. Now that I have my argument, what makes you think they're a hoax? Please respond with a response worth reading.

  • @johnr1031 "peoples eyes melt out of their heads" That is just the purple prose used by John Hersey in his book "Hiroshima" It is precisely exaggerated, poetic language like that, that we should realize it was a hoax. Mind you, the tragedy was true ----- Hiroshima was firebombed, just like Tokyo. It is too convenient that the bomb was developed just as the Soviet Union engaged Japan. There is also the physics of nuclear fission.

  • @mooninquirer im impressed

  • @mooninquirer The fission bomb produces X rays which trigger the fusion stage of the bomb. It is not blown away because the X rays travel at the speed of light and the blast is much slower.

  • Tsar Bomb

  • mooninquirer, did you just say nuclear weapons are a hoax? So, what do you think happened to hiroshima and nagasaki? Zeus's magic thunderbolts, maybe? That's officially the craziest thing I've heard all year. I'm curious, though, do you have anything to back up this rather insane assertion? This is like the kind of thing holocaust deniers would make fun of as being too crazy.

  • @thisisabargain1 It was TOO convenient, with the timing. Yes, the atomic bomb just HAPPENED to be developed in the nick of time, a few weeks before the Soviet Union was scheduled to engage Japan. The bombings came within DAYS of the USSR's entry. Also, the footage of Hiroshima looks much more like it was carpet bombed ---- it looks no different than Tokyo, Rotterdam, or Dresden. The fission of U 235 requires slow neutrons, and a moderator to slow them down, like in a reactor.

  • @mooninquirer Development of the three atomic bombs developed by 1945 started in 1942 and cost $2Bil, equivalent to what was spent on the whole Apollo prog in the 1960s. Their development was initiated by a letter written by Einstein to Roosevelt in 1939 which outlined their capability. Jap nuke victims also had burns, melted skin, retinal damage & radiation sickness. The damage caused was not uniform. A fission weapon requires no moderator. The USAF films of the attacks show a single explosion.

  • Every one knows that the French can be trusted with such weapons, for they are pussies that will never use them!

  • France's bomb is the most "mushroomy" ---- I think that was a tribute to its cuisine ! This was the most artistic production of the nuke faked footages of various countries.

  • @mooninquirer Don't count on it. The French are really capable of seriously effing you up - they actually have a nasty and ruthless track record.

  • @hcanuck7 Well, then why do you allow Sarkozy to fuck up France ? France was on the RIGHT track, with its opposition to America's entry into the war with Iraq. With Sarkozy, unfortunately, there will be support for America going to war with Iran ( God forbid ), on behalf of Israel, of course. And a French ambassador said , " Why should the whole world be plunged into WW III for that shitty country, Israel ?" That is so true. And bring back the guillotine, because Sarkozy deserves it

  • @mooninquirer # 1 Sarkozy is an arrogant, careerist liability to the French nation. # 2 Sarko + Big Busines = Conflict of interest. # 3 Your Iran worries are a concern. # 4 Better Israel on top than ANOTHER craphole of a middle eastern corrupt, nepotistic, cleptocratic, wasteful, impoverished, pride filled, hotheaded, responsibility shifting failed state.

  • @hcanuck7 My concern is that America would go to war with Iran, and that France is going to support this war, with Sarkozy as president. If nuke bombs were a reality, then Netanyahu would have bombed Iran by now, with the nuke bombs everyone thinks he has. And why is Ahmadinejad so cocky toward Israel ? He knows Israel is just bluffing, because nuke bombs are a hoax. There is no possibility of quick bombing. Only Israel threatened to bomb European countries.

  • @mooninquirer DUMBASS every time i read your comments i get more and more frustrated. If you'd like to continue this debate I'm not going to do it here because the comment window doesn't allow enough text.

  • @johnr1031 I didn't know that 80 year olds were that into rap. You claimed to have seen with your own eyes the burns on the Hiroshima victims. The expression "with my own eyes" implies you were an eyewitness. As for the photos of Japanese being treated for severe burns ---- those burns could just as well have been the result of a firebombing. What happened to Hiroshima was a tragedy ---- but so was the firebombing of Tokyo, which did more damage.

  • its a friendly mushroom,don't worry it wont hurt you at all, it will kind of decinagrate your whole bodyso it realy might hurt you.

  • france only has about 292+ nukes. the us has 14,637+ nukes. ROFL pitiful french

  • @MrAirsoftNpaintball doesn't take an awful lot of nukes to give someone a bad day chief

  • @josefgiven word

  • @MrAirsoftNpaintball

    2 one each 100 first most populated town in US = nice mess. Still have 92 to track you ;). start to run with your proud airsoft warrior :D.

  • @UrbanKufhal i didnt say anything about the us nuking france or the other way around so y dont u read comments a little better

  • @MrAirsoftNpaintball the french are part of NATO dumbass. they're america's allies.....LOL read a book. France would never be a threat to the usa

  • @chalupa when in that comment did i say that we r going to nuke each other? allies can turn against each other but we probably wont. you r right france probably wouldnt be threat to the us and i do read books

  • @MrAirsoftNpaintball lol and do you really need so many nukes?

    Waste of money ;)

  • @MrAirsoftNpaintball so you can kill a billion of us...fine, but we're only 65million.

    on the other hand, our 290 (175kt) warheads can kill 500million of yours. more than enough.

    pitiful? let's just say reasonable.

    besides, what's the point? america's enemy isn't europe.

    you want to refresh your data a little.

  • @jetaddicted i didnt say in the first place we r going to nuke each other and allies can turn on each other. it is just probably better to have more so maybe you should get your facts right. so y dont u actually try to understand what i wrote and everybody else that commented on what i said.

  • @MrAirsoftNpaintball we have 350 nukes it's enough for destroy a country like US...

    see : watch?v=zXR3Ge9QdXU

  • @burtoncaly America has no interest in harming France, and nuke bombs --- including America's, are a hoax. Nuclear reactors, yes, but the bombs are a hoax ---- war psychological operations. Israel really has to worry about this, because its "Samson Option" is just a bluff. It cannot destroy European cities, like Israeli Prof. van Creveld has threatened.

  • @burtoncaly Well you are proud of the great shit that you have

  • @MrAirsoftNpaintball we use more nuclear energy that the US could ever dream of. Nuclear doesn't have to mean destruction and death, it can mean cheap and effective energy. The US has that many nukes because of the Cold War arms race, but you never opened a history book in your life. And 292 nukes is enough to destroy every major city in the US three times

  • @yomama629 But yomama who is we?

  • @yomama629 Your point being?

  • @ThePewpewz I don't remember lol. I was answering to an anti-French comment I think

  • @yomama629 bring it fucking frenchi faggot, and fuck no, nukes are not as powerful as u think llooko at hiroshima its still alive and well, also america has more powerful as well as more nukes well THEY DID CREATE THEM U DUMB FUCK

  • @DJsharp707 Hiroshima still has nuclear radiation after 60 years of being nuked.. So yea nukes are very powerful considering a city won't fully recover from it within at least 100 years

  • @ProtectDavid very little the bomb was detonated above ground jsut b4 it hit ground so most fallout didnt get in the ground and yes the half life of a bomb is long but weakens as it decays

  • @DJsharp707 ur retarted those nukes used in japan are a 16th of the magnitude of the ones we got now

  • @MrBearsfan13 u think nukes are the most destructive thing ever, google gamma ray burst

  • @DJsharp707 More accurately I'd say a Pulsar or Quasar, get within 5million light years of one of them & you'll die in seconds.

  • @DJsharp707 Actually a Hungarian Guy called Edward Teller did. He went to the US before Hitler got him to make one for him ;)

  • @yomama629 292 nukes is enough to destroy us and the moon..

  • what is the giant halo cloud that appears around the mushroom when detonated...is that the pressure wave or escaping gas fron the fission..?

  • @megabowzer

    pressure wave similar to atmospheric phnenomenon with aircrafts reaching the sound barrier.

  • @megabowzer It's just something the cartoonist drew there for people to wonder about.

  • This looks just as phoney as all of the other nuclear bomb films.

  • @recoveringcultmember You also believe that the earth does not spin and the moon landing was faked. Actually you have a problem with wanting attention whether negative or not. If you live to contradict science and physics then pose your explanations as to how everything works so the scientific community may be convinced.

  • @aardvark9100 I have found that it's usually safest not to believe the general consensus. The 'scientific community' that you refer to has proven themselves time and again to be a pack of liars and fraudsters.

  • at 0:39 its starting to look like a craneum

  • WEAK! USA NUKES BETTER! PLUS RUSSIA! HA HA! FRENCH MAN ALTHOUGH I DO LOIKE FRENCH LACLAREC

  • @15thsquadron01 you are a child ? ... oh no 28 yo ... it's freak to see stupid people like you ... very freak !

    to be stupid like that at 28yo ...

  • Is this footage in real time or slowed/sped up at all?

  • Shortly after the French surrendered..

  • di-du-DID THAT BREAK CLOUDS?!

  • @TheNp42 Your joke is funny, but i know there is hate behind it..

  • @Nar670

    Not as much as you may think.

  • @TheNp42 red-neck jokes about France never get old.. do they ?

  • J'étais de la classe 1969 et j'étais là! c'est pire en vrais..........

  • @richardassot You were there?! I thought most countries only let millitary personel watch these films.

  • @xshalludiex

    I'm sure this cloud could be visible for a few miles, even outside of the testing range.

    The Tsar Bomba (which was 57 MT, tested in Russia) could be seen and felt from Finland, by civilians.

  • @TheNp42 Yeah but the tzar was a 57 mt device. This device was only 914 kts. You do have a point but what i thought he said was that he witnessed the detonation and the fireball from the "minimal safe distance".

  • de french are still bunch of panzies!

  • now that many country have the NUKE they all PUSSY to use them in a war. RESULT THE NUKE IS USELESS WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY, ALL THAT MONEY SHOULD GIVE IT TO ME LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • I've Gota say,,this is the most impressive clip of a nuclear explosion ive seen..even more impressive than that stupidly edited tsar bomba clip..on the tsar clips you can't really see the full girth of the explosion,just different camera positions that hardly show you just how impressive 50 megatons really is...

  • This is beautiful.

  • you gtta have your nukes

  • Les demons aiment detruire la Nature! Mais en ce faisant ils se detruisent eux meme!

  • @govindas999

    ta gueule le sauvage.

  • ahuuhauhauh 914 kiloton....ahuahuahu 16 times bigger than the zar? are u crazy? a bomb like this could turn in ash the entire world....

  • @valeriobert tsar bomba is 57 megatons ! not kilotons dude !

    914 kilotons < 1 megaton :

    tsar bomba is 57 more times than this test use your brain plz

  • @alpacks I doubt if this test was 914 kilotons in yield. Looks more like 91.4 kilotons. Actually, not even that big but it is a little hard to determine the exact scale. The largest French tests were done in the late 1960; this was done in 1970

  • @Scottrchrdsn i have looking lot of nuke test on all media where we can have pictures and movies on all nuke test ... this test look to have the yield annouced !

    try to understand the dimensions of this atoll beach to beach (ocean to lagoon) and you can see this yield is realist !

    i think what you do not understand : is the fact of this test is not as the most part of nuclear tries : not tested at the altitude maximizing effects !

  • @alpacks for exemple : hiroshima with little boy bomb, his max effects altitude is 700 meters for 13 Kt, here we have a 1 Mt bomb and she is explod at less than 300 meters : she is not explod a the good altitude for maximised effects

    a 1 Mt bomb must to explod at 1 to 2 miles minimum altitude for mass effect

    and why they do not test a this altitude ? because they need to recover cameras, and numerous scientific apparatuses which would be destroyed with a maximized shock wave

  • french mushrooms always looking tasty

  • where did the French do this test? There is hardly any room in their country.

  • @icanglow All French testing was done on islands they have in the Pacific.

  • @deanernet No the first were done in French Algeria.

  • @mariusrodrigo You are correct sir. I phrased the statement incorrectly. I should have said "The vast majority" of tests.

  • @icanglow They contracted it out to Walt Disney Studios.

  • i wish i could have been around to see one go off in person.. lol hopefully none will go off anymore unless its another test in the desert

  • 0:18 what is that white thing in the air?

  • @omer66gs an explosion

  • French nuclear bombs have nice looking mushroom clouds =)

  • For all US fucker wich can't understand ... :

    Bikini atoll ? how much nuclear test, how much megaton ? how much people irradiated ? Lot lot lot lot of ...

    Stop pseudo indignant people ... go see that your country are doing during 50's with thermonuclear 10, 15, 5 megaton tests ...

    casttle bravo ? ivy mick ? some mallow ? i hate stupid ignorant people ! like that !

    "make what I say, but not what I make " ...

  • @alpacks...for all US fucker...LEARN TO SPELL. Jackass

  • @acdcdave1387

    for all foreign fucker... Learn to speak english

  • @r0llskyay0

    Fuck yeah!

  • and it blocks out the sunn ;)

  • id love to just see a guy just walking by the camera like nothing even happend and in the background a nuke is going off .... lol

  • it would be funny...he's like i see this everyday

  • can u image sitting out home hearing a poping sound looking out your window and seeing that

    youd literally be shitting ur pants

  • Everyone likes mushrooms - right ?

  • @hcanuck7 Not at the cost of innocent human lives..!!

  • @hcanuck7 I really believe that muslims like mushrooms.......lets give it to him....

  • Beautiful.

  • yay, mushroom.

  • the looks are awesome, but were there for im against

  • this is beauties? grew up man

  • learn how to spell fuck head!

  • I have the sickest poster of this bomb

  • hardly, thats not even a megaton/

  • France tested its nuclear weapons until the mid-1990s, not "underwater", but under thick layers of bedrock, like most other atomic powers. Now we do only simulations on super-computers.

  • well that and underground nuclear testing atmospheric testing was banned some time ago

  • @Fridomfry

    Hmm I was in France when Chirac did the last testings and half the world was protesting, because it was under water and not under thick layers of rock.

    BTW for the stupid US guys that hate the French allways on YT. The first uranium bomb (Hiroshima) and the second with putonium were only possible thanks to "Union Miniere" , the Belgian company that had the biggest stock of first class material (from the Congo) and the know how.

  • i fee that man will give up his nukes for far more devastating weapons. in the past 100 years we have been able to create weapons so powerful and so deadly. it is my hope that one day we will stop this. not just for the sake of oh our nabour country has stoped and dissmantled so we shall aswell.. but do so for the sake of humanity as a race. at the end of the day we have only each other

  • can't beleive they where testing these fucking things in the ocean, GREAT IDEA GUYS *THUMBS UP*

    fucking douche bags

  • The USA and USSR had their go at atmospheric tests for 18 years. In peak years, hundreds were tested. So whats a single test in comparison?

  • Just like British and American did... Where else do you want to test it ?

  • @Mekkiceh For you information, France had the nuclear weapon before the British, and just by the way, we are actually the 3rd nuclear power after the US and Russia.

    you can watch this : watch?v=zXR3Ge9QdXU

  • Idiot. You cant even begin to see the purpose behind these beauties.