Christopher Paul Whitney reveal

[SimplySeraphic]

Remember, Chris-chan's father was deathly ill when he filmed this. Either this is how he coped with this sad scary time or he's just a cunt and truly can't care for anyone but himself.

[ZealSeraph]

@SimplySeraphic He did say once that he doesn't have to love his father, but he has to respect him. So he didn't really care for the guy. But, judging by what kind of a man Bob was, I can't really blame him.

[SimplySeraphic]

@ZealSeraph I don't like Bob because it's obvious Chris-Chan gets some of his racism and ignorance from him, but at least Bob lived his life. I feel sorry for Bob more than anything. His last days on earth were painful from what I hear and I can't imagine Chris-Chan sitting by his father's deathbed trying to save every last moment with him.

[spulkagent47]

Chris isn't going to prison folks.

[GmodRandomCollection]

I love how he's trying to start shit about copyright of his 'Sonichu' character, I'd just love to see Game Freak and Satoshi Tajiri along with Nintendo and Sega slam down copyright on his ass and watch him struggle to pay them for copyrights out of his 'monthly tugboat' benefit money.

[MiHiVidz]

To think, this may be the FINAL message that Chris gives to the world; him devouring a pizza like a fat pig.

[AntoniotheTroll]

@MiHiVidz It probably will be. He'll sulk into slumber

[angrybull]

@MiHiVidz I wish that he would post a video before he gets sent to the big house to give his fans (trolls) a TRUE and HONEST account of what happened when he was arrested. His attorney probably told him not to post any videos until the trial is over. Apparently Chris has to be in real deep shit before he'll actually take someones advice.

[tmanuel44]

@MiHiVidz This is a hell of a lot better than the tomgirl videos being released now. I can never un-see that shit. It's like Chris has completely lost his mind.

[TerranceBogard]

Man, he really upped the crazy in these last few videos. This would have been the funniest saga if Bob didn't die.

[TakuraLioness]

And this is how he eats his food all the time I assume. shoveling it down his throat, and only eating fatty foods that come from either burger king, mcdonalds, or its microwaveable. I'm surprised this manchild hasn't had a heart attack yet.

and lol he calls himself thin...obviously he doesn't look in a mirror often...he's FAT. he has manboobs...THIN men don't have manboobs. XD

[DarkWizardMonkey]

i love how chris says "unemployed and on welfare". just like you chris, you fat slob!

[weds9994]

Why has Chrissy 'called out' the sleeve of a Fatboy Slim LP???

[RetsuZero]

It may have been just me...

But he looks like he's running out of breath while eating.

WHATEVER HAPPENS,HAPPENS I GUESS.

[PleyDemGaiemz]

I accidentally left this on while switching to another tab, I suddenly heard these strange noises, I switched tabs to see Chris devouring pizza very noisily.

[halodystroyer44]

lol he actually thinks Fatman is Alec. I almost died from laughter.

[CrownedDaemon]

I'LL TAKE A MICROWAVED PIZZA...

...AND EAT IT!

[thgodofwar]

@CrownedDaemon Hate to break it to ya, but that meme's been dead for quite a while now...

[MrFluffyRedGyarados]

I can never eat stuffed crust pizza at pizza hut again.

[Gentlemenhugs]

i hate when people dislike these videos. This isn't Chris' account this is the account of the generous people at cwcville productions who upload these so we can enjoy his exploits and misadventures.

[DonnerPartyofYUM]

You have the most annoying voice and head I have ever encountered. To the person squeezing this tard's balls, please release them.

[CorporateG0th]

He's really tearing into that pizza.

[polishroxxor]

I'm both disgusted and hungry for a microwavable pizza...dear god what is wrong with me?

[shibez]

ok i am out of the loop...when the fuck did chris chan and fatman become enemys???

[Smashsista16]

Reality to Chris: No one wants to watch you stuff your face!

[NintendanGX]

close your mouth when you eat you dumb cunt

[gracebasherguy92]

Shhh!!!!!! *whispers* The creature is feeding!

[ThatDudeWithTheCap1]

Jesus Christ, never before have I seen such a sad excuse for a man...woman...transsexual...in­sane...thing.

[Teejization]

@ThatDudeWithTheCap1 so you've never looked in a mirror?? hmmm, weird.

[Trickishismael360]

You know gays shouldn't be called fags. Chris however should.

[Smashsista16]

It's official! Chris has completely lost it!

[AntoniotheTroll]

@Smashsista16 Chris never had "it" to begin with

[Smashsista16]

@AntoniotheTroll

After watching all of his videos, I can easily tell.

[MiHiVidz]

To think. This may be the last video we shall ever see of Chris Chan before he's sent off to be buttraped in jail; him devouring a crappy microwaved pizza.

[ZeroCutProductions]

Did he really just call himself thin after eating that entire pizza on camera?

[Trickishismael360]

@ZeroCutProductions Yes. Yes he did. I truly think he's that delusional.

[mrslash11]

He really taught him a lesson by shoving that greasy pizza down his gullet.

[antongirdeux07]

he's fat...iiiiiiiii'm thin....

and i won the lottery today

[Bigkahkistan]

lmao, good to have you back brah

[MaxXMortuary]

This video just turned me into a lesbian.

[thefirstdaveprime]

Funny thing that he thinks being on "Welfare" is such a bad thing, when he's been leaching off the system for years!!! LOL

[Mrvort]

what is he saying when he dances?

oh yeah sidonsi?

[Smashsista16]

Someone call the looney house!!! I think they forgot one!

[elshotaru]

Did he really call himself thin? How delusional is this guy?

[Cab0cl0]

He is eating junk food in front of a webcam while his father is dieing in the next room.

[StarlightDaydream]

@Cab0cl0 And that's what made me sick. He dosen't care even about his own father. I hope he gose to jail I really do...

[NewEraOutlaw]

...and then he got arrested.

*Price is Right losing horn plays*

[TheJinxrr]

Wooh lookit that camera auto-balance go

[FangedDragon01]

I should feel disgusted or put off, but I really want a fucking pizza right now, and knowing that Chris had one just makes me really irritated.

[superfawful65]

I think I just figured out how he gets this footage of Chris. It's the laptop, it has to be.

[CannyTails]

@felixthecatboy What's the problem?

And also, don't use allcaps.

[superfawful65]

@CannyTails He makes fun of Alec/Christopher for being unemployed and on wealthfare, when he himself is unemployed and on wealthfare. If that's not irony, I don't know what is.

[CannyTails]

@superfawful65 Oooh.

[Slashbash]

And I thought his "sex" videos were disgusting.

[dc2sakai]

God your voice is fucking annoying

[Necrypt]

It's very ironic how he was so happy in his last couple videos thinking that he was actually getting back at the trolls, and then suddenly Bob dies. Like a flash back to reality.

[BallSackGaming]

why have you started dressing up as a girl yes you do wear a weave (wig) lmao

[elshotaru]

The table manners of a baboon on a bad day.

[CannyTails]

Is he eating the Microwavable Pizza Snack by Pizzetta reviewed by Dr. Ashen? If he is, he has just as bad taste in culinary as much as fasion.

[AzureClarity]

@CannyTails No surprise there. He'll eat anything as long as it's cheap and unhealthy.

[CannyTails]

@AzureClarity Agreed, seeing that he visits Mcdonalds really often.

[mrbigmouth502]

RIP Bob :'(

[TheSassyJessy]

If you look closely, you'll see the Marge Simpson pin up from Playboy magazine up on his wall.

[Mukki]

I've been featured in a fat man video before. :/

[RedTideOfWolves]

Chris is fucking disgusting

[Urmean15]

Oh my god, Chris looks like a fucking hobo.

[porkwilliam]

"ho ho; horsey dorcy. Ho ho; horsey dorcy". what the fuck is that all about

[videogamenostalgia]

It's really funny seeing what a shit Chris really is. When he was being bullied by the trolls he'd constantly be telling them to show some mercy and compassion, and that he was a peaceful, mild, rational human being. But now he thinks he's got the upper hand, he's acting like more of an obnoxious cunt than the trolls ever did with his whole 'salt in the wound' thing. Once again, it has been proven that Chris is objectively a horrible human being. Whoever orchestrated this saga is truly a genius!

[Ninja1Ninja2]

At 3:58, I think he shat his pants.

Mainly because he did that little jump thing.

[posthumanfetus]

I heard people with Aspergers and Autism don't understand irony or sarcasm.

[Doeney]

Cheesy goodness? American cheese tastes like plastic.

[thgodofwar]

@Doeney And the crust tastes like cardboard.

[guilphire]

I sincerely wish peace for Bob Chandler, for he had saint like patience with this ungodly, unbearable fucker, and didn't throw him out the house on his dumbass for all those years. To you Mr. Chandler.

[angrybull]

@mysteriousanimatorx I thought he cut off his balls when he became a Tomgirl.

[CorporateG0th]

By the way, have you checked out the videos of the guy he's supposed to be? He sounds nothing like Alec, Chris. Do you understand you're being trolled again?

[CorporateG0th]

You understand the difference between early retirement, and being unemployed and on welfare, right?

[ryubaks]

I eat too many pizza.

[MinnowEx]

Not gonna lie, that's one delicious-looking pizza.

[RayAndFlare]

@MinnowEx You must be really hungry to be eyeing food being eaten by that...thing. Just sayin

[picklebond157]

I would rather watch Chris eat a pizza then watch him shower. God, I still have nightmares to this day about that.

[martinithechobit]

THE IRONY and HYPOCRASYOIEYCY ...FUCKIGN BURNS my EYES

[lovemeordie83]

I wonder if he'll just go back to blackmailing his 'trolls' when he comes back.

[Colddirector]

@lovemeordie83 Most likely, it's just a matter of when, not if.

[Deepblue686]

I can bet Chris's next video will mention Bob but only to complain that the funeral was so stressful since he wanted to do something else (play videogames probably).

He did this with his Aunt's funeral since it was on his birthday, so I have no doubt he'll do it again since he never fucking learns anything.

[angrybull]

@Deepblue686 He was probably playing his PSP during the eulogy.

[Trickishismael360]

@Deepblue686 Yeah he complained how the funeral got him away from stuffing his face with Pancakes.

[Smashsista16]

@Deepblue686

He rather eat pancakes at church than be at his aunt's funeral. He is just a cold-hearted snake

[RetroZombieee]

Can someone explain to me what the fuck kind of tweak that was at 1:28 ?

[MrBakura91]

@RetroZombieee TARD OUT!!!!

[nucleardeath07]

Well goes to show that Barb is a massive bitch that deserves to be eternally fucked by the thorny dick of Satan. What wife tries to profit from their husband's funeral by asking for money instead of flowers, besides some gold digger. Note that I don't think Chris has any involvement with this, I just hope he shows up to his father's funeral in respectable attire for a man. Out of respect.

[Nightman221k]

@nucleardeath07 I'm so curious to hear if Chris wore the musclebra to the funeral or if he had his greasy tomgirl hairdo. I'd feel bad for Bob that his friends who attended was what a loser his son was, he'd have been rolling in his grave before he got put in it, which needless to say would be a pretty interesting sight.

[lukeyboy118]

Damn, i really wanna go to bobs funeral.

[angrybull]

@lukeyboy118 It's on Monday. Be sure to dress as a lumberjack. 

[videogamenostalgia]

LOL Bob's in hell right now.

[Inuboy1000]

RIP Bob Chandler

[RayAndFlare]

I'm pretty disgusted that they're asking people to send them money. It's not like they're going to spend it on anything worthwile. If Chris really needed money he'd sell all the shit in his room.

[Deepblue686]

I like the way the obituary mentions bob's kids as "surviving" (and not "Alive") as though they were in a terrible accident with Bob and only they made it safely.

You can just bet Chris made this part.

[NyxFTW]

@Deepblue686

Uh, surviving is a typical term used for obituaries. "John Doe died this morning, survived by his wife and two kids". It's in terms of a person's legacy. They may be gone, but they live on with so-and-so, hence 'surviving'.

[anullvis]

@NyxFTW Hmm. I guess in a way the trolls are surviving with Bob too. I mean, he's certainly one of the most admired, respected, and liked people of the Chris Chan world and won't be forgotten.

[Deepblue686]

It's possible that Bob was trying to stop Barb from coddling Chris so much when the manchild hit 18.

Barb will probably be much worse with this now Bob is gone. Lord only knows how Chris is going to act now, his head was already so far up his arse he couldn't see how much of a dick he was acting.

[NyxFTW]

So the last week of your father's life, you're stuffing your fucking fat face with pizza and gloating over the trolls? You disgust me.

[CrissBluefox]

My perdctions: Chris will make a vid raging at trolls for killing his father with stress and swear bloody revenge, will blow what donations people foolishly give on worthless crap on himself, without his father to monitor his spending he will rack up so much credit card debt that he will lose his house.

When his mommy finally goes he will have no one left to run to, to fix all of his problems, so pretty much this guy is screwed since he won't listen to any help and avoids work at all costs.

[angrybull]

@CrissBluefox When Snorlax goes, I'm hoping Chris ends up in a group home surrounded by the "slow-in-the-minds" that he detests so much. I still want him to be able to post videos about how much his life sucks and he wishes that he were still living in his garbage house.

[CrissBluefox]

My perdctions: Chris will make a vid raging at trolls for killing his father with stress and swear bloody revenge, will blow what donations people foolishly give on worthless crap on himself, without his father to monitor his spending he will rack up so much credit card debt that he will lose his house.

When his mommy finally goes he will have no one left to run to, to fix all of his problems, so pretty much this guy is screwed since he won't listen to any help and avoids work at all costs.

[tlarn]

Good night, sweet lumberjack.

[lovemeordie83]

@tlarn And flights of angels see thee to thy rest.

[nucleardeath07]

R.I.P Bob "The Internet Lumberjack" Chandler. May you cut down many a internet in heaven.

[angrybull]

The funeral's on Monday. It would be great if nearby trolls went dressed as lumberjacks.

Also, in the obituary, it said that instead of flowers, Chris and Snorlax are asking for money.

[Thefriendlybaron]

Sorry about your dad chris. The time has come man do grow up and be a man. I give my condolences.

[FuckingCameron]

Hey Chris.

If you're reading this, I'm sorry your father passed away.

Last year my dad died, too. and I want you to know something.

I don't think you're a bad person, and I hope you know your father loved you.

I hope things get better.

-Cameron.

[buschmaki]

Goddamn, he even eats like a retard!

[TubularMonkey]

RIP Bob. I'm sorry that your last days were with a cross dressing idiot who yells at the internet.

[Cornwiggle]

Everyone surprised?

Bob has died and it's been 4 days with no word at all about Chris.

100 bucks says he won't mention anything in his next video either.

[angrybull]

@Cornwiggle Maybe Chris was put in an institution and doesn't have access to his beloved PS3.

[Cornwiggle]

@angrybull

You have to remember. Chris is bringing in all the income, not Bob. So, I doubt it inconvenienced him in the slightest.

[angrybull]

@Cornwiggle And without Bob around to police him, all of that money is being spent on video games, McDonalds, and makeup.

[Cornwiggle]

@angrybull

More lulz to be had then. And it'll just hasten Chris' own death. Both of which I eagerly look forward to.

[squidmod]

According to the wiki, Bob has passed away.

[anullvis]

@squidmod I saw that on the cwcki too, I can't believe bob has passed away. I hope Chris makes a commemoration comic for us True and Honest fans, rest in peace bob.

[Vittekification]

This video should be called "Watch me gain 3 pounds!"

[angrybull]

That guy's almost as fat as Chris.

[anguspage45]

@Ubegettintrolledup You are a gentlemen and a scholar. Now, if it's all the same to you, I believe I have some phone calls to make.

[anguspage45]

@Ubegettintrolledup You are a gentlemen and a scholar. Now, if it's all the same to you, I believe I have some phone calls to make.

[nowais]

"I'm thin" - Christian Weston Chandler

[lovemeordie83]

CHRIS. YOU ARE LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF. SHUT THE FLYING FUCK UP.

[chuckdiesel]

He sure is eating fast ,so he can get back to his pstriple.

[Verusia]

I think we've finally broken Chris.

[mythrilmecha]

@MLPFIMUK That, and make him a pretty boy and the protagonist.

[mythrilmecha]

@MLPFIMUK That, and make him a pretty boy and the protagonist.

[Inuboy1000]

Chris is not autistic, he is retarded. That's my theory!

[Inuboy1000]

CHRISSY. You fat piece of fucking shit, prepare to get raped by Megan Schroeder and Clyde Cash in a MMF, you will be raped you fat fuck. You're just a fatty fat fat fat fat!

[hallospacegirl]

I don't think I'll be doing much eating today. thanks for the thinspiration, chris. :|

[TheUnluckyEverydude]

Aussie Dossie is my jam. You don't even know.

[t3hm00kz]

the way you chew pisses me off

[mrbob091]

I KNEW IT

ALEC WAS FATMAN ALL THIS TIME

[otourko]

no videos in a week - maybe something happened to Bob : (

[bahamutkod]

@Galaxiebaker It's only because he has to haul his lazy ass downstairs to get food. Ergo, he only forces himself to do it a few times a day rather than all day.

[Deepblue686]

Chris acts like a child in all his videos, I'm really not surprised that he also eats like a child.

[jice12]

Chris used to be a source of many laughs at one point but now I just seriously want to punch him in the fucking face. Really I mean it. I wish there was a video where Chris is doing some nonsensical bullshit, and someone just came in and beat the shit out of him with folding chairs and trashed his room.

[CheifMcCloud]

Chris, Sonichu himself is a copyright infringement.

[CreepingChaos]

If this is how he eats in public, then does anybody really have to wonder why he can't get a boyfriend-free girl?

[lovemeordie83]

@CreepingChaos Besides the fact that he craps his briefs, publishes drawings of him having sex with his gal-pals, mooches off of the taxpayers' money to buy his video games and clutter his room and blames EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE of his online fuckeries on his autism?

Also include every single instance in which he acts like an ignorant, incompetent dickhole.

[mdpofficial]

fat fucker smugly eating that pizza is the most infuriating thing I've seen this piece of shit do. I can't believe I'm poorer because the government took my money to give to this shit heel. Someone save me money and remove him from the gene pool, hes not even funny anymore

[Cab0cl0]

OMG unemployed and on welfare, what a loser! Hey wait...

[avenged7x1994]

A block of cheese couldn't be possibly worse than a fucking microwavable pizza.

[IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY]

YOUR TAX DOLLAR AT WORK!

[Klyptomaniacc]

Oh and I want that pizza

[Klyptomaniacc]

I love you Chris-chan! Fuck 'em trolls

[SoreThumbsBill]

@RikuRiku

His sole purpose for existance is our amusment

[RikuRiku]

OH MY GOD

I CANT

WHAT

CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

WHY DOES HE EXIST

[NeoSquadillah]

"he's fat, i'm thin!"

.........WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUU­UUUUUUUURRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHH! how can anyone become that fucking delusional! he needs the truth beaten in his fat head with a rusty fucking pipe!

[posthumanfetus]

There is no possible way that is Alec Benson Leary. I've heard the phone conversations between them, and ABL sounds like a regular confident sort of cool guy. I've heard Fat Man speak, and he sounds like a big retarded stereotypical idiot from a cartoon. On the other hand, Ahuviya and Jack Thaddeus are at least somewhat similar in the way they talk.

[Inuboy1000]

@posthumanfetus Chris believes Ahuviya Rotem Harel and Jack Thaddeus are one and the same!

[Chozo001]

Fun Fact: He probably jizzed in that canned beverage before he drank it.

[lovemeordie83]

CHRIS MAKE MORE SONICHU

[angrybull]

@lovemeordie83 How's he going to make more Sonichu? He needs both hand to shovel food into his mouth.

[lovemeordie83]

@angrybull LOL Maybe he can blackmail Alec Benson Leary into making more Asperchu FOR him.

[yomummumum]

Did Chris just say he was thin? -_-

[iyasaekki]

The only thing thin about you is that limp mat of hair on top of your fat head.

[LeelaDebris]

i dont understand. whats the point?

[GameFreak982928]

Chris, would you say he's fatter than your giant, delusional ego?

[ThelronFjord]

Happy birthday Bob!

[WonderousSmiles]

Ahhhh! His voice is so high it's almost deafening. I can barely make a word out.

[PhilipStorm]

That guys looks positively anorexic next to Chris.