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  • I have something to say...

     I LIKE CHICKEN!!!!

  • DON'T READ THIS I WARN YOU ...NOW THAT YOU'RE READING THIS.... ONCE A BOY WENT DOWN A HILL AND FELL HE DIED HIS LAST WORDS WERE 'DAAAMMNNN' NOW REPOST THIS TO 8 OTHER VIDS AND NOTHING WILL HAPPEN I MEAN IT IM NOT LYING!!!!

  • Don't read this. Hey, stop reading this. WHAT THE HELL, STOP FUCKING READING THIS!!!!!! Am i supposed to be saying something? OH! Wait, wait wait wait, let me start again.

    Don't FUCKING READ THIS! In 999999999999487847376574657346­8, a young boy got poked. IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO 999999999999999999999999999999­9999999 VIDEOS IN 1 MILISECOND, YOU WILL BE POKED!!!!

  • You must read this. Once you start there is no turning back. ... ... ... ... ... Keep reading... ... ... ... ... ... ... Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you...
  • Read on if you consider yourself brave: As of now if you stop reading it does you no good even this line bears the same consequence.

    I wish the death of a family member. I curse myself. The number five counteracts the curse. Someone that I love will die in twenty-four hours unless I repost this letter 5 times. If I fail to do so the curse is on me and only I am to blame.

  • there once was a shit who was named shit he shited in 1997 if you dont tell this too 1 person in 1 minute the shit will come too your house with a shit saw and kill you!

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S SCAREING ME!

  • Post this to zero vids and u get a dollar

  • One time a dude got a boner send this to 999999 videos in 2 mins or he wiill eat a burger

  • A man was eating cheese one night. He was eating cheese out of a bag and then he had no cheese left to eat. So he got up, patted his belly, and walked out the door. If you don't post this to 9999999999999999999999 videos in 1 second the man will steal your cheese.

  • stupid me... i suddenly pressed Alt+F4 result= CRAAAAAP!! >:l

  • THIS IS A REAL CHAIN LETTER IT WILL HAPPEN IF U IGNORE POST THIS ON 10 vidoes in 50 minutes or barney will come to YOUR HOUSE AND sing

  • ZOFMgzkgxzgg Dont read cuz dis foreal workz!! in 1956 a boy named bob james had his eyes cut out by his parents he since turned into a zombie if you dont copy and paste this to 14 videos you'll die in your sleep (cuz he cares a lot about youtube)

  • In 1999 a gay due sang for youtube singing " i cant wait to put it in my moth " now you read this post this to 10 videos in the nest 2 days then that guy will come and sing " i cant wait to put it in my mouth " then he will rape you

  • DONT READ THIS!!

    A donut went to the grocery store to get some milk, he poured the milk all over himself and started eating himself, so if u dont post this to 1,000,000,000 videos in the next 2 seconds, the donut will pop out of your toaster and set your house on fire!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAH YES, BURN IT TO THE GROUND FUCKERS HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, POST THIS, DO IT

  • Don't read this.

    5 years ago stuff happened.

    If you don't copy this video to 3.14159 videos in the next 9001 minutes a bunch of ninja clowns will come to your house and stomp on all your crayons!!!

  • If you don't post this message on ten thousand videos within 0.0001 miliseconds, Light Yagami will take a potato chip....and EAT IT!

  • @AnimeFoxxx He must be a bit over weight by now!

  • @11cookeaw1 Yup! XD

  • I bet there are chain letters in these comments

  • @theneovas1 get a life I'll send Freddy and micheal and ghostface to chop your body parts

  • @thenpv

  • Btw u have 10 sec.

  • @darlalovly Exactly Duhhhh

  • Acting like hes scared

  • Post this to 12 videos and nothing will happen if you don't nothing will happen.What chain emails really say

  • IN 1995 THERE WAS A KID NAMED LINK AND HE GOT PICKED ON BY BULLIES CAUSE HE HAD THE SAME NAME AS A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER..ONE DAY LINK WENT HOME AND GRABBED A NAILCLIPPER AND SLICED HIS NECK..NOW THAT YOU HAVE READ THIS U MUST COPY AND PASTE THIS TO ANOTHER VIDEO IF YOU DONT LINK WILL BE WAITING IN UR CLOSET GETTING READY TO SLICE YOUR NECK WITH HIS BLOODY NAILCLIPPER..

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  • This is the Anti-Chain. The Anti Chain protects you from any chain letters, messages, or bad things on youtube. If you post a chain letter on a video and you are protected by the Anti Chain, YOU will suffer your own punishment. So, choose to be protected or not to be protected. CHAIN LETTERS SUCK!

    Put thumbs up on this Anti Chain so others can be protected!

  • In 2010 4 guys went to Las Vegas for a bachelor party. One of the four slipped rufies into their drink thinking it was extacie. They did stupid, law breaking, and consequential stuff that none of them could remember. One of these actions resulted in heir friend Dough was lost on the roof and not found for 24 hours If you do not post this to 3 other videos you, your friend, reletive, or bird named dough will be lost one the roof of ceasers place. and you will have to drive to Vegas ha ha.

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    God let me fix er up im on ze ipod i dont see the limit sry

  • You now must post this on 5 vids in 24hr. year 1917, there was a girl Marlie. Her dog excapted from her house while Marlie took the dog out. The dog fled into the forest and did Marlie. The next day her son came to check up on her cause she takes phyco pills. She was gone. The thing was, she never had a dog. Son went to get the police when he heard a screatching coming from the forest. The next day a rotting coarspe came busting in his home and ripped his chest out and yelled in his face "Your

  • You now must post this on 5 vids in 24hrs. In the year 1917 there was a girl Marlie. Her dog excapted from her house while Marlie took the dog out at 2:18am. The dog fled into the forest and soon Marlie followed. The next morning her son came to check up on her because she needs to take her mental pills. She was missing and the thing was, she never had a dog. Her son went to get the athorities when he heard a screatching noise coming from the forest. The next day a rotting coarspe came busting

  • One day ago in some town in Oakland there was a girl who no one loved. Her name was Samantha and Samantha found a cupcake. She picked the cupcake up froum the ground not nowing it had countained nuts, she hated nuts and it made her gassie. What happend next was that she farted mystical methane buetame and died. If you dont post this to 48092356 videos in 0.001 sec you will fart deadly gas and die

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  • @Thersaghostinmyhouse EVEN THOUGH I DIDNT READ IT I KNOW ITS A CHAIN LETTER

  • @afghanblueeyes i was doing a joke on my sister she belives in them lol she fails at life

  • @afghanblueeyes i took it down now

  • @Thersaghostinmyhouse  better lol

  • what is chain letters?

  • @iArlet look below if its about you dieing if you dont repost it then its a chain letter i hate it

  • @iArlet its fake

  • one day, there was a pretzel named kevin. he got eaten by a turtle. If u dont post this to 666 vids in 1 second, homer simpson will take a shit on your dick.

  • THIS IS TRUE: I am handsome :D

  • In 1875, a girl walked along an abandoned street in london. Suddenly, a person in black took her to a place where no one found her until 2006. If you are reading this still, there is no turning back. A curse was put on her from the man. It was, "You will die in 89 minutes if you don't give me your money. I will now kill myself." If you don't paste this message onto 1000 videos in the next minute, the man in black's spirit will come and take you to his torture chamber and kill you.

  • @rockerchickmommy In 13848234675246524262632, a asswipe girl called girl, and i sawed you in the street, i told people to whack you in you ass hole, iwas about to kick you in the face when i was young, you have no dad and no mom right? i know it was you! you was still alive i until i bitched you 34785637 times, P.S you remembered me right? I am DENSON and theres not need to lie about youtube

  • "This is real, Mary died, guys."

    xD

  • READ THIS

    You have started reading this which means if you don't finish, you will die within 634782.3473893 nanoseconds. This message has sent a magical atom to come and watch you. It is growing exponentially by powers of 2. If you displease it, it will start growing by powers of 3, 4, etc. every second that you're not posting this on other youtube videos displeases it. You probably know what happens if it grows too much. Good luck. :)

  • THIS IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO TURN BACK. DON’T READ THIS!

    My next door neighbor’s family has had a long standing curse where if you read a particular message, you live safely for 15 years and then start to rapidly age until you show someone else the same message. My neighbor’s mother showed it to her son who showed it to me. To spare my life, I’m now showing it to you. “I give my youth to Walt Disney” You can choose to either save yourself by passing it on or die and take the curse with you.

  • Mine:

    200 years ago, a guy jumped off a building. Now if you don’t post this comment to 3 other videos in the next 10 days, all your cells will become prokaryotic and you’ll never fit in at school.

  • @ObeyBunny Prokaryotic? I'll be a germ?!

  • @Mswordx23

    Prepare to have all your cells’ nucleuses and organelles ripped from your body!

  • My made-up chain letter:

    TOO LATE! U STARTED READING THIS NOW U MUST READ ON!!!111!!!

    Once upon a time, there was a scitzophrenic n00b reposting chain letters on youtube. His account got hacked and now he's a hermit living in his mothers basement with his only friend being a rabid turtle. If you repost this to 5 other videos u will live happily ever after. IF U DON'T...the next time you take a bath you will be sucked down the drain D= U have 3 minutes!!

  • My Chain Letter:

    One day, some had fingers. If you don't post this to 999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­9999999999999999999 vids in 1 second, you wont have shit in ur ass.

  • @SuperGamerDude01 holy shit! u stole my name!

  • you will die

    im serious

    not fake

    irreversible effects

    you have read this far

    you are doomed

    you will die painfully

    and live in agony until the day you die

    oh, unless you post this letter to 4 other videos in a week

  • One day a guy was sleeping. If you don't repost this, he will still sleep.

  • 1)Hold your Breath.

    2)Copy all of these steps.

    3)Go to 100 other videos

    4)Paste it in the comments

    5/Enjoy your trip to Heaven

  • In 2011 a boy named Freddy Mando was taking a shit then, a psycho came into his house and slit his throat while he was on the shitter. She also ate his balls off. MMM. Yummy. If you don't re post this to 999999999999999999999999999999­99999999999999999999999 videos in the next 2 seconds a lady will come into your house and eat your balls.

  • One day in 2011 a boy named Fred was taking a shit then a psycho came into his bathroom and slit his throat and ate his balls. mmm. Yummy. If you dont re post this to 999999999999999999999999999999­9999999999999999999999999 in the next 2 seconds a lady will come and slit your throat and eat your balls.

  • This is true...You will die and live forever and love yourself and eat ice cream and forever.

    ^Randomgurlsthe3^

  • If you are reading this dont stop or else something will attack you. In 1999 a boy kept slapping his balls. His mom got tired of it and told him to stop. The boy said not and then,his mom got tired of it and cut of his balls. Now if you dont copy and paste this on 123913240394180943893124894524­957485234329231334324321238349­459631233234549586 videos in the next 3 seconds, The boys mom will slowly and painfully cut of your balls and eat your dick.AND IF UR A GIRL:she'l eat off your b**bs too!

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  • I WISH CHAIN LETTERS CAME BACK I TRY TO FORWARD THEM SO IT CAN

  • n 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years.Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.

    repost 3 times to be saved

  • If you have legs, copy this and post it on 50 videos within 20 minutes, or else you will lose your tail.

  • In (enter year here), a girl named (enter name here), went/got (enter horrible think here), she was then discovered by (enter new name here), her body was in a horrible state, she had (enter description here). After seeing this (second name here), got (enter curse here), now that you read this it will happen to you, unless you post this as a video comment to (enter number of videos here), in (enter length of time period here) and none of this will happen to you.

  • @TheTruePsyco lol I saw that on Ian Hecox's channel

  • fact: 78% of people cant tap their bottom teeth with their thumb knuckle repeatedly more than 16 times without becoming dizzy

  • there was a girl named gween tea she went to take a crap and she sharted out a nuclear bomb every one died if u dont send this to 37 people in 1 second gween tea will come and shit on your head

  • My chain letter:

    Warning! Now that you've read this dont stop! Back in 1996 a girl called Jenna went missing. Conveniently a new monkey came to Bristol Zoo that day at the same time Jenna went missing. The monkey was also called Jenna.

    If you don't send this to 500000000000 videos in 24 hours you will live the rest of your life as a monkey with Jenna, where you will be rhaped by her and assaulted by her.

    Not a good one but it's all I've got.

  • TONTO! Chain-letters are real..! If you don't believe me, ask yo'mama, she used to send them via snail-mail, so you'd live. . .

  • There was a young boy named kevin,On September 17th,1999,he had a birthday party....He got presents,AND NOTHING HAPPENED! If you repost this your an asshole!

  • BOOM CHUKAH lol

  • Ok heres what to do

    1. touch an animal

    2.poke a cat

    3.poke a hobo

    4.lick your hand

    5. wait till tomorrow

    6.wake up

    7. now your sick

  • if you do not get a webkinz in 1 second you will kill everybody who owns a webkinz post this to 12 vids!!Webkinz people WEBKINZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • chain letters are bull crap theyre fake and gay

  • send this to 11 people or 100 monkeys will throw ther poop at YOU!!!

  • i read the second chain letter about 5 days ago . . . .IM STILL ALIVE!!!!!and no reposting

  • @chandlerandbob2 if you look at this comment you will die because you read this comment and died

  • once upon a time post this comment to 509340593430224232423439786657­84386785090 more videos or i'll fucking rhape your snowman

  • My name is Niamaa shobu i am 5 yrs old i was killed by a monkey at a zoo that got out of its cage when my mom wasnt looking.ifyou dont post this 2 any1 the next zoo u go to i will appear turn into a monkey n rip ur limbs off :D

  • n 1879,a yong girl named jenny got killed and raped by an insane man every 4 years she comes back to haunt the world. If you don't post this 1 other video in 0.001 seconds she will cut your head off

    XD JK :P

  • My name is mary, i am dead, wanna join me? If you dont post this to 4 videos on youtube..but you wont believe me so i have to kill you

  • @twistedtea13 lol now i cant sleep,i posted it so im safe.:)jk!

  • I don't have a closet

  • in 1999 a man fell in acid who hates the internet if you post this hell kill you

  • OMG THIS ACTULLY WORKS!!!!!!! COPY AND PASTE THIS TO 5 OTHEr YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND ABSOULUTLEY  NOTHING WILL HAPPEN!!!!! IT REALLY WORKS!!!!! LOL ISNT THIS FUNNY?????

  • Hi my name is michael myers and i will kill you tonight if you dont copy this and paste it to 5 other youtube videos

  • In the year 2010 on 18th july a boy was found murdered, cut up and raped and jizz was covering up his face, the doctors wouldnt ouch the jizz so we dont know who it is. If you dont post this comment to no videos in no seconds then the rape-cut-jizz on you monster will stab, rape, cut up and jizz all over your face 2nite

  • im not preety? D=

  • On June 29th, 2010 at 8:24 PM central time, an 18 year old posted a comment to a YouTube video.

    NOW THAT YOU HAVR READ THIS, YOU MUST REPOST THIS TO 49823094820 videos in .00000000000000001 nano seconds OR YOU WILL POST A COMMENT ON A YOUTUBE VIDEO!

  • Here is a cute picture I drew.

    (\ /)

    ( \ / )

    ( \ / )

    ( /<>\ )

    ( / \/ \ )

    / \ __

    ( ) ( )

    It is a decapitated angel. Send it on to all of your friends so it will brighten their day like it did yours! If you dont, demon-possessed goats will move into your house and eat all of your socks, leading you to believe that something is wrong with your washing machine because all of your socks keep disappearing. Have a nice day!!!

  • One day there was a girl called sally smith. she had a crush on one boy.that she could sucide for him.one day they became boy friend and girl frined and next day she saw him kissing another girl.Then the girl sucide with the rope in her house in the celling last time 1 girl died in same place if u read this you must post this to 10 video in 2 minutes or the girl will hunt you at exactly at midnight! your cock will go up and go in to sallys mouth and she will kill you put her vigina in penis!

  • One Day There was a girl named Megan Fox A Boy Love her soo much then two days later.. the boy texted the girl then when the girl see it she reply to it and said no then later night at 12:00 the boy said megan fox will never love me then the boy went outside he went to a cliff and jump off from it post this to 5 videos in 1 minute if u dont post it the boy will come at your house saying love me or die! then he will catch you and throw you out of the cliff the same place he jumped.

  • one day a kid was at a store with his mom and he kept stealing things and cops told the boy too stop stealing things and he said ok and one day the mom and son went back too the store he stole some so they cut his hands off and he died so now his ghost does not want little kid to have hands so every night he go's to one kids house and taps on the window and if you hear his taping on the window he will cut your hands off post this with in 10 and night or he will come for you

  • Lol yeah, that would be so owned xD

    I did it once, he said "OMFGZ U BITCH Y WOOD U SEND IT TO ME I HATE U DOOSH".

    I freakin' laughed my ass off xD

  • @hopscotchbunnie dud not cool

  • @punkrockprincess323 uhm hello this is posted for a reason if u watch the last part of this vid past ur FAVE or post ur OWN chain letter

  • If you copy and paste this on five others videos, the sun, just MIGHT be there tomorrow! If you don’t....well...Moonshaka.

  • if you like porn copy and paste or chuck norris will Beat You

  • I love scaring fucking retards with chain letters xD

  • @UACmarine2O8 so do i it sooo funneh!

  • lol funny:

    1:put ur hand over ur mouth

    2:now hold with your other hand your nose

    3:close ur eyes

    4:then die

    5:if still alive, repeat until completed

    XD :-D

  • @panpan1970 Yu cant kill yurself like that, once yu let go of yur nose etc yu will start to breathe again... its impossible to suffocate yurself... :D

  • @panpan1970 ive tried this 11 times!! what the hell nothing happens!

  • @Spartanslayer1 well, at step 5 it says if still alive, repeat until completed :)

  • Ok, this is a "real," one I got last year.

    DO NOT READ THIS! ONCE, THERE WAS A BOY WITH NO HEAD, ARMS, OR LEGS. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS ON 5 OTHER VIDEOS, THAT BOY IS GOING TO KILL YOU @ 12 TONIGHIT!

    Yes, a boy with no limbs to hold a weapon is going to kill me. By the way, I live on the second floor of an appartment, so that means he is deffinatly going to walk up the stairs with no legs, and pick the lock with no hands! XD

  • @Jtangel27 rofl xD

  • @Jtangel27 WDF ROFL thats some funneh chain XD (thinks of stupid idea to send this to friends on phone to make them lol)

  • @Jtangel27 This is so ironic. I was reading this at 12:54am xDD AND IM STILL ALIVE.

  • i got a chain letter : once upon a time there was a girl named jana she told her parents she was going to the store she went to her boyfriend and her boy friend turned out to be the devil he killed her and carved in her body f*** you all

    post this comment if your a girl 10 times on 10 videos if you dont do it and you have a boy friend your boy friend wil be a devil and will kill you and will carve something on your body and wont remember anything

    p.s that girl was me!! this is not reall!!!

  • hjhgjfh

  • CHAIN LETTERS DO NOT WORK. they are made to scare people or just for jokes (sometimes :D )

  • FOLLOW THESE STEPS.

    1. PUT YOUR HAND OVER YOUR MOUTH

    2. GET A LIFE AND STOP POSTING CHAIN LETTERS

  • In 1978 a teenager named Alice Whickshaw was raped and killed.

    She was found naked, with 20 stab wounds to her chest.

    The man who had killed her died a year later the exact same day and time. He 'killed himself' with the exact weapon he used to kill Alice, and he wrote on the wall in blood "I killed Alice".

    If you do not post this on to 5 other videos, Alice will make you kill yourself at midnight.

    (Lol fail..)

  • Here's one:

    Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. It was SO ugly, that everyone DIED. The end.

    Oh, If you don't send it to 9001 the ugly barnacle will visit you in your sleep and FALCON PAWNCH you in you PINGAS.

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  • do not read this...well whatever your reading it anyway..keep reading it...just wait, keep reading...are you going to keep reading this?...YOU WILL DIE IF YOU KEEP READING THIS...did you died? nope? well congratulations...now congratulate me to make this chain letter work,and you will be kissed by your crush...oh wait,you can't,cause' you'll be dead...

    right -_-

  • @stargirlkarla nice one btw chain letters do not they scare people ( sometimes : D )

  • @ignaxo11 YES they do

  • lol they carved mom into me =D

  • 1. dress up as batman or spiderman.

    2. stop oxygen getting to your brain (tie a belt or something)

    3. masturbate

    4. REALLY AWESOME ORGASM!!!!!!!

    XD

  • MOOCHUKA!!!

  • Why are all comments getting flagged xD This video is meant to have CL

  • in 1987 there was a girl named kathulu on time kathulu was walkink in the forest and she got killed and if you don't post this to 3 other videos you will explode *i think* *but probably not* *no*

  • 1. Take a deep breath

    2. Break your keyboard

    3. Break your mouse

    4. Stop typing stupid shit

  • LOL MOONCHACKA!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Wat a lame

  • lol...bullshit...

    -_-"

  • Once, There was a fat American named Ediotinotimonironioniatublagan­ogo. He was so fat & ugly that whenever someone Looked at his belly, They passed out & said "I'm a retard". If you don't post this on over 9000 videos, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN YOU DUMB IDIOT!

  • this relly works! :P one day there was a chubby dude named Bertt.He peed and then it came out yellow.if u dont post this to other videos. YOU.WILL.PEE! lol jk

  • plz dont read this aww man you suck you read it!!!!!!!!

  • Lol I heard those ones ages ago...what a load of crap.

    I mean Ive read these comments hundreds of times and noth