You Call That A Knife?

[Rocoblacklab]

It's Illegal to have audio on a security camera.

[MrDayd3]

Why no sound?

[MiNDx1er]

1:16 the BEST MOMENT to chop off his hand.

[wildyracing1]

I would love to spar like that with some bum, if I am using my katana :) Lets see those kitchen knifes then.

[biglittlejujitsuman]

@wildyracing1 spar? its not sparring if your both using lethal weapons with intent

[wildyracing1]

@biglittlejujitsuman I was joking of course. I meant that I would love to have my katana by my side if some junkie tries to rob me with a bare knife.

[biglittlejujitsuman]

@wildyracing1 yep i no. i think an m16 might be more fun but with a katana you dont get innocent bystanders shot

[tinufarid]

Mexico !! :-P

[powerhousephg]

whoa who's the girl that came in around 0:54? great ass.

[Izkzmach]

I thought there's will be a nasty sword kung-fu fight like movies

[nol50000]

I could take that knife out of his hand and kick his ass. Protip: You never know if the cashier is pro at fist fighting, So bring a gun.

[emersonvestal]

Honestly I was hoping to see a BOSS swordfight!!

[emersonvestal]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[AZtwoNE]

See how she froze at 0:43 ? You are never fully prepared for it, trust me I know. My store has been robbed twice and watching the footage only shows delay on the clerks part. She didn't start backing up til 1:00 and also leaving her weapon under the drawer. Trust me, more than half the time the clerk is gonna hesitate. Not me! R.I.P. One bottle of CR cask 16

[UncleSlippie]

lol wiggers

[vincentrich]

@mrmike677

I thought that too. When the man came, he ran his @ss off....fxcking monkey. smh

[kulalaja21]

Machete to the rescue 

[waqarahmedkhan1]

it was just like you picked up a lady from street and when you undress her She was He,,,, you look at his dick than yours and think........... you call that a Dick

[vincentrich]

@waqarahmedkhan1

That's one of the most gay examples that I've EVER seen. Why the fxck would you think of THAT. The fxcked up part is that you actually sat there and put thought into that response. You must have those "tendencies" bro'.

[rickyrickyricky123]

@vincentrich this was a good joke you ass hole

[vincentrich]

@rickyrickyricky123

Maybe the two of you should pick up a few "ladies" and join a "gentlemen's spa" together then.

[jmar1371]

She should have "disarmed" him with the Hassan Chop when he reached for the register.

[xXXJimboSliceXXx]

Machete doesn't text

[Serpico261]

happened last week to me

[skinnycopdude24]

the guy put himself in a vulnerable situation. if i was her i would have ran up and sliced that guys arm off when he had his arm over the register.

[Ilovewinter]

@skinnycopdude24 thats exactly what I was thinking in that store I sure as hell would not be one bit worried about a bloody mess.

[terrybeans]

what a bitch

[teamevil4sho]

Calm down people Machete was on sale that weekend....

[OddRobb]

Good thing she gave the machete to a man. That dude sure high-tailed it out in a hurry when he saw that hahahaha

[adriankamiloq]

machetetown, u need to be 5 year old to have ur machete

[nerblebun]

What a coward.When the woman had the machete he was all bad,but when the man walked out with a machete...the punk ran like a little girl.

[Ciricorone]

I would have killed him with the machette! Hers was bigger anyway!

[HonestOpinions81]

Oh shit, a machete! Oh shit, another machete! Damn another machete?!  What type of town is that???????

[headguard1]

the 7-11 of the amazon jungle.

[dim101080]

Yeahh Run bitch

[t900badbot]

SO, EVERYBODY IN THIS CITY HAS A FUCKING MACHETTE?

[TheShiaTrueIslam]

he was so calm as if he was just acting.....

[AznRUs]

lol i was totally caught off guard.

[bishamon1461]

1:14... dude she could have chopped his arm off!!

[phgHunter]

@bishamon1461 Exactly.

[theonlybandever1000]

I would've chopped his hand off when he reached for the cash register.

[mmmmmmmm27]

The lady doesn't leave her kitchen without her knife

[caspercorp]

man was that in Mexico, why everyone has a machete???

[vmvwcorrado]

@caspercorp there was a sale at walmart

[nichvegasplayaz]

DANG!!!!



[wildchildshan]

look! ive got a knife too!

[baddmaddogg]

go cut his arm off.

[justboughtabigmac]

this is why every 711 has a middle eastern, THEY KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THE KNIFE!

[mew6112]

WTF.. Everyone has machetes..

[OMGMetalScream]

"sir i dont want to do this but...." CHANG CHING "OMG the just slise my hand off!!"

[jojolee420]

damn... i swear everyone in this movie is with MS 13

[paullewissexy]

she was like ''Sir I butter my bread with knifes bigger than that''

[shitmonkey5150]

she was at least smart enough to lock the register so he couldnt get access

[jeppsson7]

Stupid bastard can't operate a simple cash register...mother fucker must be handicapped robbing a place with a knife! poor planning I blame our education system..

[themanwhofuckedyourm]

great :-)

[alex054739]

CUT HIS FUCKING HAND OFF! YOU STUPID BITCH

[Corkoth55]

@alex054739 no even kidding, my words exactly at that part :D

[Xiber1]

where was this, the robbers face is crystal clear.They should have been able to catch him?

[TurtleShellCrazy]

Seemed like she was saying "ok take the money, ill just keep this in my hands in case you come back HERE." I woulf of jumped over that counter and been like, "Bitch get the fuck out my store hoe." He's not gonna do nothin... That machete HE had was just for show. Did you see him? He was scared. He wasnt gonna do shit to her. He was hoping she would get wimped out and hand him the money. Like uh... Wtf kind of "theif" do you call yourself? NO BALLS!!!! haa...

[kikicatgirl24]

It's not safe to run with knives!!!

[steww99]

I woulda lobbed a fuckin hand off while he was trying to open it up haha

[KuppaTee]

What were the odds that both the thief AND the clerk were packing machetes? LOL

[rappingAK]

hahaaaaaaaaa, this man was getting fucked

[RiaanV1987]

lol what an idoit he cant even open the register..... he forgot the number 1 rule, as MR MIAGGI would say " never take your eyes off your opponent " Especially if he has a fu#king machete!!!!!

[Obzy666]

thats why you grab the fucking cash register, you dont just point and ask nicely

[AnthonyMacana]

thas a fucking MACHETE

[nickkristin]

she too scared to use it.

[dusm4n]

@mrmike677 i was thinking the exact same thing

[mivaxi]

machete XDXDXD

[Tommodudey]

if that was me I would shit him up by screaming "BANZAIII" and lobbing the knife at him... or maybe just swing randomly...be well worth the prison sentence :)

[Shoam2B]

That's how medieval shops was looked like!

[FeldwebelWolfenstool]

There's like, $80 in the cash register, and he ignores all the Fender Strats and Teles?

[DancingSpiderman]

Hoo SHITTT  --- Abdullah The Butcher comes out with his Head Chopper...

Where's the Slurpee machine? This store is missing a Slurpee machine !

[flurryous2]

*Freddy Kreuger voice* You're in MY state now.

[aaronscrewme]

This was awesome! This is the most civilized robbery I've ever seen! Florida? LOL machete vs machete vs EVEN bigger machete. This was beautiful!

[avatarcollides2day]

Can see the sexy spanish chick

[juansait]

I dont call it a knife, I call it a Machete

[Shadowkirby3000]

I love how the robber waits patiently for the old guy to finish his business first.

[brett6666]

wow why didnt she do anything...she has a machete at least she should hit him with the back of the machete -.,- now im not talking about all women but seriously some of you got to man up sometimes and do shit..dont just stand there and pray something will happen.

[indoom666]

@brett6666 Really? and risk getting killed or killing them and going to jail for man slaughter? thats what is wrong with people. YOU DONT fucking think. What if he is just some poor guy trying to feed his family. and he ends up dying, or in fear he cuts the ladys neck....

[brett6666]

@indoom6666 Really? and the risk of being killed while your sitting there crying. what is wrong with you? YOU DONT fucking think -,- Its called defending yourself because most people who rob stores dont care if you are dead or alive. Also most of them are under the influence so dont give me that shit.

[indoom666]

@brett6666 Was he fucking hostile? NO YOU DONT FUCKING PROVOKE SOMONE WHO COULD KILL YOU, YOU DONT FUCKING THINK. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD TODAY. THINK. THINK!!!1!1 oneonee1

[brett6666]

@indoom666 He was "fucking" hostile...if he had the guts to bring a machete or big sword or whatever the hell that thing is to a store to rob the store, I have a feeling he might of thought "Hm I might have to kill someone" and I have a feeling I wouldnt like to get robbed so the least you could do is disarm the person and dont let them get away just to do the same thing again at another store or like a week later....THINK!!!!!1!1 oneonee!

[indoom666]

@brett6666 Half the people who use weapons, are afraid to use them, USE SOME FUCKING LOGIC. let me say it again, USE SOME FUCKING LOGIC. if you attack him, without him going to attack you YOU RISK THE FUCKING CHANCE OF DYING. IS THAT FUCKING WORTH IT?

[brett6666]

@indoom666 Well guess what. You just said half...so that means that half the people are okay with entirely killing you....so I think defending myself and not letting someone commit a crime is a great way to go. Because most people who commit crimes dont give a shit if your dead, all they want is what they came for. And no I'm not talking about killing them but what needs to be done needs to be done. Btw I never said immediately attack but at least let them know that if you have to you will.

[DancingSpiderman]

@indoom666 FUCK the man slaughter. Chop the stealing fucker into fish food size pieces. Let the street sweepers clean up the rest tomorrow.

[maniacbasketcase]

Yeah he got scared when she handed the machete to a mexican.

[Wreck1990]

@DropPartey Knifey Spoony?

[Bambalotta]

is that Aladdin?

[chicken9876]

wow is this Somalia?

[rogeriomrosa]

briga de jedis

[HardLuck5488]

and then bruce lee walks in outta nowhere haha

[natekraker]

search stick robber

[Spyhunter3391]

I WILL NAME THIS SWORD EXCALIBUR...

[razorlulu931]

Three Things that bugged me the most

1) He patiently waits in line

2) Her Machete is bigger &&

3) She doesn't slice his hand off!!!!

[freshwillie1996]

DAMN GRANDMA PULLED OUT SOME BIG SH*T

[pusibu]

chakie chan!

[jaypee242]

where the fuck did they get the machetes from?

[fusionstar916]

@jaypee242 walmart.

[R5H4D0W]

@jaypee242 Any walmart sells them, I have my machete in the car and knows how to use it and when to use it, except I'm not a convenience store clerk, I'm a college student. If it weren't for federal laws I'd sling my Mauser to work. A bruise from being clubbed requires less lawyers than say a dose of lead

[thatkindofguy234]

@jaypee242 machetes 'R' us.... where else?

[YousayOh]

hahaa

[francky101]

lmao thats so funny!!!

[BennnnyBoooom]

Another example why law abiding Americans are allowed guns, these robbers are everywhere.

[CAF420ALLDAY7]

@BennnnyBoooom you see that motherfucker robbing that poor lady? does that motherfucker to you look mexican? i dont fucking think so hes a white muthafucking cracker!! you saying all this about mexicans but just goes to show all races have their bad seeds.

[BennnnyBoooom]

@CAF420ALLDAY7 Are you fucking stalking me? Lol, I never said anything racist about Mexicans. You are the one saying "cracker" Do you know Mexican ISN'T a race?? Lol!!!! That shows how fucking dumb you are. Now stop stalking my youtube account.

[CAF420ALLDAY7]

@BennnnyBoooom fucker relax im not stalking you. and what are you trying to say?

[brokenarrow2222]

the cashier has a lot of courage. stood her ground.

[BBQwatchman]

stab that motherfucker

[Copara22]

yeah, in america everything is big, not only womans...

[johnpetermalcolm]

I've seen that woman before!

She was the centrefold in last months issue of "Chunky Arses"

[andreiclawhammer]

When the bitch pulled out the machete I was like Oh yeah, shit just got real !

[nudist0885]

MrJgreene2009,

You don't have one?

I don't either!

I don't NEED that shit.

My weapon is peace and brotherhood.

[MrJgreene2009]

wtf is everyone except me owning a machete nowadays or what

[funzo24]

LOL nice one

[Georgie7780]

Just think if he would have pulled a handgun out, she probably has a spas 12 sitting next to the knife!

[scamp32107]

@Georgie7780 the clerk took a step back and was probably thinking hmmm spas 12 or machette nah I dont want to kill him just f- his day up.

[pegleg1992]

Jesus Christ I woulda hacked his bloody arm off, good on her for pulling the machete though.

[MrJamie576]

When he pulled out the knife they were all chilled. She was like "and that comes to $7.95.. oh you have the knife discount so that comes to $0.00. would you like that in paper or plastic".

[VgendAirsoft]

MORTAL KOMBAAAT

[mylondonx7]

OH my GOD they r ready for war!

[gophills3]

star wars!

[wdebo]

I thought she was going to chop his hand off, when he was trying to open the cash register.

[eddieguererro2]

Fight!!

[xxRockst4r]

@donwest420 I never blamed it on guns, I simply said no guns reduces violence and crimes and most likely the murder rate.

[Rayman77792]

No racist comments when the white guy robs a store. People in America are so hypocritical.

[xxRockst4r]

@donwest420 which is and will always be the case... In Norway, the police doesn't even carry a gun, there's close to never been a bank robbery, there's no guards at banks and guns are almost illegal. Norway has one of the lowest crime rates of the world and one of the most peaceful country, there's will always be some kinda weapon but in the sense of guns, it's gonna help to not let everyone allowed to carry one.

[xxRockst4r]

@donwest420 weapons only promotes one thing, violence, no weapons, less violence.

[lv999iam]

Damn. Too bad the store clerk wasn't Asian.

[sublime88sublime]

thief- "touché"

[huzza09]

Woulda been funny if he pulled the machete out of his pants and sliced his dick open lol

[morph125]

Quality!, The woman pulled a bigger knife and the prick still thinks she's frightened enough to give him the code hahahaha

[1eye4revolution]

lmao

[Slipsnob]

Those people must love machetes 0:

[preedomn]

wow - where the hell is this?

[G02300]

@preedomn Alpakha street, Downtown, Bagdad.

[TheTruechicano46]

lol ladie at 0: 56 walks away

[Security98]

pirates of the caribean corner store edition buy it on blue ray today!

[patriicklund]

HOLY SHIT!

[roywoodjr1]

Fuck the knife...pull out the 9mm and blow that peice of trash crook away.

[brucedarren]

Stand up for yourself!!! In fact, if you can stand up for others who can't be valiant/violent, too!

[squirrelkiller247]

i woukd have chopped his hand off when he was trying to get the register open lol

[TheXeno16]

@donwest420 Not true. There are several asian countries that heavily restrict the influx of weaponry and they have almost no shooting incidents at all. To the point where police and security don't carry guns, they're just trained in martial arts or carry batons. "And not having guns will make the public THAT much more vulnerable to a tyrannical government"

Use this clause often, do ya? I remember just last year when you rose up and bore arms....not.

"you unAmerican.."

Sorry for thinking :)

[mrmartial]

either whack his arm off or show your gun !

[TheXeno16]

It's fucking Pirates of Penzance all up in there. Fuck the right to bear arms, everyone should just strap swords.

[gilip69]

what a dumb ass..he should have grabbed the whole register

[ashman1223]

ok im freaked out! man pulls out knife then she pulls out knife and runes a way really wierd

[Clavsicus]

Lol small machete, then the woman grabs a extra large machete xD epic.

[ThreesiXtydegreeS]

typical robbery in australia, croikey!!! xD

[greasy220]

@ThreesiXtydegreeS the description says it's in Florida you dumb ass

[walterbritley]

who robs a store with a knife?

[OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOk25]

he haulled as when she gave the knife to the dude he was like o shit,he new her being a woman and all she wasn't much of a threat but when he saw that dude run up on him his ass was gone lol.

[lester5192]

fucking white people

[3LD3VIL]

thats a mexican store machete style

[sanantostud210]

women to pussy to do anything he ran when he saw the man lol

[jefre117]

lol i thought the joke wase becuse the robbers knife wase pretty big and then they pul out machetes xD lolololol

[kleamat]

Kill that Cracker one less racist alive .

[Raylet2]

This is one fucked up neighbourhood.. Whats with machetes ahahaaa!

[DeCyph3red]

while he was touching the cash register i would've chopped his hand off XD

[2ndXary]

"mines bigger than yours"

[dasromanus]

Hilarious... she hands her machete off to a guy and the robber jets.

"Nah, the woman ain't gonna chop me... oh shit! He's gonna chop me!"

[MrJimmers88]

@dasromanus lol funny dude

[cons789]

wtf she walks back i would of had his arm with no hesitation

[JohnScott700]

Haven't these people heard of guns?

[PATTONM14A1]

@JohnScott700 What do you expect from gun control man? These days anti gun activists go out their way to disarm the public from the scum of society.

[TheXeno16]

@PATTONM14A1 the public ARE the scum of society, who can just go out and buy guns, because they're that available. Having guns everyone doesn't PROTECT shit, it just makes sure that even the wrong people have no trouble arming themselves.

[Rocketlauncher59]

I would have put my knife to his throat and would have threatened to cut his arm if he does not give me back what he took

[MediaNewsTv]

Niggas need to bring guns and not knifes it ain't that expensive.

[patchesSD]

woman with a knife not scary then he saw that a guy had the knife and ran

[TheBlacksheep2020]

wtf, they buy there knifes somewhere different then me..lol

[machetey]

its fuuny cuz that happened to me once. guy pulled a pocket knife on me i pulled a kbar. people across the street jumped back wen they saw that. my machete was near the register.

[threeshaan]

they both shoulda pulled out the knives at the same time and had the most fucking epic convienence store fight of all time

[Bleu098]

fuck that. if i had that machete, & he went to grab the money, his fuckin hand would be on the ground dude. no hesitation.

[AirborneSoviet]

@Bleu098 his hand?? if that were me his arm would be on the ground

[Bleu098]

@AirborneSoviet  true. lol there will be lots of blood lmao

[magortom]

@Bleu098 Hell yea!