Line Dance?

[Dwarking30]

the ending scared me (O.o)

[TheCovertConverser]

Craig, duct tape works on plantar warts. ...Just tryin' tp help.

[rarrbaby]

Your videos never fail to make me laugh, Craig.

Or is that too informal? Would you rather me call you Wheezy? Or Waiter?

How about Mr. Benzine?

Or "Hey You!"?

I'm trying too hard now. -.-

[My101Mix]

you really remind me of that bearded guy ,alan from the hangover

[spaaagetti]

I work at Texas Roadhouse and this is the exact song and dance that we do! :)) we live in such a small random world haha!

[vansquezify]

Uploaded on ma birthday. :D

[KiiRa232]

Wait, are these shoes made out of leather? Alligator leather?!

[flowerbloodable]

holy crap, I know that dance!!!

[michbellez]

Your double jointed thumb freaks me out just a bit

[shisumi1]

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[foxluver2828]

Okay babe, you're definitely not a cowboy. Just saying, because I'm from the country and we definitely don't act or talk like that lol.

[Elz630]

Your thumb is SO bent! 

[BethTheBubblyGirl]

WHAT ABOUT THE WHALE TANK? Why didnt the cover break this time?

[kezzarellamozzarella]

Awww the little shimmy move, shaking his thingggg :)!

[blondietardluvsctfxc]

3:29 he looks like caseylavere

[DJmdoodle]

I really hope you had to buy that shirt and it wasn't just lying in your closet

[MochiMegan]

Lmao loved your dancing

[MariazzZebra]

you look so good in a cowboy hat xD

[ThatwuzEze]

Alan Jackson Thumbs up!!!!

[rahela328]

fake and gay ?

[toatahu96]

DON'T WAKE UP THE WHALE!!

[Ristengirl876]

WOOOOH BEST ACCENT EVA! After mah mommy x3

[codibear8383]

Alan Jackson! :D

Did you watch a Youtube video to learn the dance? lol

[Musiclyricsaddict]

LOL

[13cmwright99]

i didn't know they had cowboy boots in chicago!

[MrBlaker14]

@erich03 you just hatin cuz he is styling on you. He has more views and subscriptions BEYATCH!

[vittorioso101]

@ 3:18 - Super amazing Indiana Jones shadow.

[yuffferz]

VISCOUS LIQUID!

[erich03]

Is this guy for real? What a loser.

[TheKkowalski65]

0:49 he has a very bent thumb

[Juicestiener]

why didn't the whale join you?

[TheNoobishGamer]

you've never been laid :P

[CrystalZhai]

As a southerner... that accent murdered me

[Thayer79]

Oh Yeah! Koolaid man!

[TutMonkey]

i never watched wheezy waiter before

[GigglePoot23]

Shmexy.

[mckenziehaagens1]

My mom does line dancing.. -.-

[unfocusedfears]

i don't know why, but it is so visually satisfying to see you line dancing. i find myself coming back to this video for that reason hahah. must have more southern wheezy :D

[regularguy5mb]

See ya 'round the chuck wagon, pardner.

[Michelle4Music]

So....basically.....weezylined­ancingmademylife.

[GumiYummi]

"Do you work at 411 Craig?"

Craig: "No..."

"Cause that was WAY to much info!"

[DiamondLoveGirl]

Fail Line dance wheezy. Can you do hip hop?

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[LP0FireBird0LP]

.... This isn't your first time line-dancing, is it? -____-

[rydzfskia]

the ending is like watching someone losing their mind...

[CGilxProductions]

its funny cause my dad is in the ACTUAL comercial. haha lol

[s0ulbassAtt4ck]

You have a hole in your beard.

[bluesmartie3662]

where do you even get shoes like that? x

[NixonBridge]

if its not to much to ask can leave your input on my videos it would mean alot to me

[JayKayDanks]

I reckon that outfit is missing something... Your fists! You forgot to put on your fists!

[Movieist]

youtube search: =EMjmbvD4QZ8

[sportsstar1998]

press 5 for aunt judy

[superhuddlemuffins]

Love that song :D

[farfaroffshore]

Has Craig lost weight?

[KelseyBeePink]

Where's the whale tank!?

[FoxEagle993]

@KelseyBeePink

He put the cover on.

[ChelseaAnonymous]

@KelseyBeePink He said on the video called Wheezy Wider, that he has a whale tak cover. ;)

[lizzy6les]

Haha. I live in Tennessee, about 45 minutes away from Nashville/Music City/perty much home of country music, and I've never been put into a position where I've been pressured to line dance. Also, nice accent. Though you might need to work on it a teeny bit (a lot). (:

[jdefuria24]

press 7 for wheezy tea bag

[8yume]

This is video has one of my favorite openings. Lol. "We are?..gasp" (zoom out) "See? I told you so."

[animewolf16]

wheezy's silhouette on the door is just cowboy awesome.

[ducklord100]

i dare u to pause it then press 8

[Seekuhisthebest]

whezzy you could totally be a cowboy!

[mmmmmheyyyy]

Craig, as much as I love you I feel as though you try to sell us far too much. Perhaps you could try something like Alex where you only sell us one product a month? Thanks.

[bababalonymangloni]

3:50 I LOVE YOU

[lindseykayleen]

you danced right into the alligator pit and lived to tell the tale! Cowboy clone is amazing!

[scharaboosh]

you have a hitch hikers thumb

[lacantanteavocado]

that ending was my favorite!!

[DutchIrishman]

Damn, country is the worst music ever. It's worse than dubstep..

[DrewJVal]

*salutes* General Lee Awesome *salutes*

HIMYM FTW!!!

[Celestion321]

Motherfucking youtube and their broken-ass subscription bar. I never saw this until Wheezy tweeted about it today.

[ikillrobots22]

haha, you should have added one of those kids' toys with a stuffed animal horse on a stick

[noone3679]

yay! allen jackson! :D

[numra25]

if you're not in the competition why can we vote for you on their website? regardless, i voted cuz you're funnnyy :D

[randomjunk40]

how did I miss this before??

[ScribbleBug1]

"VISCOUS LIQUID!!!!!!!"

[Darkrazor89]

Lol you played 2 much oregan trail wheezy :)

[LadyPirate81489]

LOL. I LOVE that you did that line dance with progressing emotion. I giggled. :>

[Bookbag85]

Favorited just for that "Ma Favorite"!! hahaha repeat that all day lol

[cabbinitup]

alan jackson is my favorite country singer

[nekojin668]

work that hat wheezy!

[suppastar101]

i hope you didnt buy those boots just for this video.

and i sang every line of that song.

and have actually line danced to it.

i dont appreciate your mockery. CRAIG. :P

[twinkleglimmer]

heyyy... are you trying to make fun of TEXANS?! lol

[WRFxTHExFARMER]

Inspirational



[LilJ367]

wait why where you dancing on your wale tank

[LilJ367]

i hate bulebrarry anything

[Theglewful]

Whoa!!! I have the same kind of thumb as you! :]

[MicroMacComp]

I HATE THAT SONG!!! XD

[PowerToolRaptor101]

Cowboy clone...yeah i said it! ;D

[PeaceISL]

what song is this!!!

[mith59]

Love the elf shoes

[Herschkobibl]

thumbs up if you agree that this was by far the best line dance!

[markmark111]

Some visions of you as Jimmy Carr now... dangit.

[mightybooshisluv]

Alan Jackson!!

[martino8806]

a fedora counts as a cowboy hat?

[thichickenson]

lol ni LOVE "good times". its on ma country top ten

[Razielim423]

I don't think Craig danced... I think he made a country clone...

[Saldartist]

'good time' is the best line dance ever....atleast for me... lol

You are much better than how I do tho!

[SecretAnthem]

Has that cowboy shirt been sitting in your closest, waiting for a day when it was needed, or did you buy it just for this video? (:

[qtzlctl2012]

this is the one video of yours i'll skip. Country music sucks more balls than craig with a wig

[maryhyphenkay]

LOL 4:04 snap into a slim jim

[Panitoma]

"See...I told you so" <--- mah favorite

[kevithsilent]

that was sooo good. great vid

[ichnal]

GOOD JOB NOT BREAKING THE WHALE TANK COVER!! 

[annatheHPtwerdfightr]

DID YOU JUST TAKE A LINE FROM ROBOT NINJA GAY GUY

DID

YOU

[itsJacksonR]

Aunt Judy! >,>

[tnhdz]

0:02 mah favorite!

[EmperorEthan]

Why do you sound like Mr Hainey from green acres?

[artsylass]

I reckon you should do more of that there butt shakin' line dance ;)

[shmittyfro]

ma favorite!

[OtherHanded]

I love line dancing, it's so fun!

[SkyFeatherful]

Wheezy, do you really have an aunt Judy?

[creativemachine]

that wink... whoever did that must be the most patient human being on the planet

[PaigrRoo]

Im impressed the whale tank cover held out...

[iheartwillnderek7]

THAT OUTRO WAS SO CUTE. HAHAHAHAHA.

[tinktinktink1]

Co za asy...

[sneakerspatches]

your thumb is funny when you bend it while u talk on the fone :D

[tinlab]

No clone line? I am disappoint.

[EmmyJ789]

Hmm only maple syrup.

[boyt42]

holy shit your thumb can bend back far! @ 42

[Teramill]

hawt

[TheCoffeeKris]

I like country Craig, he sounds like the hound dog from the Aristocats.

[HeadbangingLegend]

I will only participate in this GE thing if they donate to Christchurch. They need it more than anyone in the world right now.

[frostypantsskater]

nice thumb

[QuiteIncredible]

Shadow Clone @ 3:08 !!

[emlxaom]

OMG THIS WAS SO AWESOME. from the over excited "my favorite" stuff to the amazing dance that changed your clothes and personality. this video make me very happy...plus i always love when a man does the shimmy

[thefamouskaytay]

I see, you were procrstinating so your dancing clone would have enough time to get ready. Sneaky one.

[guitarsoupify]

i just removed a planters wart on my toe i think i called it every curse word in the book and still made up some new ones

[katinatreesee]

BAHAHA "changed" man BAHAHAHA omg best way to wake up ever

[guardianleyevermore]

Best intro ever.

[xkyoozme]

@guardianleyevermore best outro ever

[clarachick16]

Allen! thats my brother's friend from H.S. what a nice guy! so glad to hear he is doing well!

[MisterDoctorNerd]

I had planters warts. it was kinda suckish. the upside, I got to get out of gym class, which is great for me, because I'm totally unathletic.

[ShaeBaeful]

YOUR THUMB IS REALLY BENT!!! not that it's bad, it just shocked me:P

[greentealuvr17]

@ShaeBaeful my thumb does the same thing :D

[Donole131]

That wasn not Craig, it was Dancing Clone!

[101TheShaggy]

oh man I LOVE THIS SONG!!! and i too get changed by dancing

[Spongebobs4Life]

lol @ the random change in clothes :D

[MissTiffyLove]

HITCHHIKER'S THUMB.

WTF CRAIG.

[bobbysch1]

HAHA great video!!

[XPOZ3]

best youtuber ever!......behind shaycarl

[alpha9323]

Thumbs up if you can't spell Texas without HEB

[Brisnn]

mah dad works at ge

[girlaxia]

it's mah favorite!!!

[TheWindySea]

Your thumb does a 90 degree angle at around 0:50!!!

[miacatchan]

I love that song. oUo

Also not to be mean but southerns don't talk like that. xD

[7moneyman7]

funniest intro ever!!

[clickbangkat]

press 8 to see Craig wiggle his bum ;)

[ilovenmyipod]

lmao 3:36 change step

[PhantomoftheForum]

This is the first wheezywaiter video I've seen although I've seen him on vlogbrothers before...I think.

And I subscribed because of the line "Still don't get it? Let me explizzain. That's street for explain. I'm hip ....hizzip."

[Superspongelover]

ok between 0:41 and 0:58 you can totally see weezy's awesome hitchhiker thumb!

[XmcmuffinsX]

EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE ALAN JACKSON. You are a wonderful, wonderful person.

[angelaruscoff3]

there is no aunt judy is there?

[MrandMrsKnee]

your thumb! :D

[rararacheloh]

maple syrup? i am currently watching this video to procrastinate from writing my research paper on maple syrup urine disease. unfortunately it has nothing to do with waffles :(

[FuzzCutieNerd]

i had plantar warts.... a huge colony. my pedicureist said it was the worst ever. go to the beach. for a few days. it'll take them right off.

[hdonkers]

That was great! I actually Line dance and already know that dance! Perhaps I will get a video put together of me doing it :D

[iiRAZZERii]

OMG PRESS 8 FOR "STRUTTIN DAT ASS"

[Preston060796]

7 over and over again

[MissMagicNN]

OMG I have a planters wart to! We can be gross together!!

[ipodtester1]

Does anybody like blue waffles?

[ThePtVids]

hmmm, line-dancing Thursdays? :D

[xXalyXalcatrazXx]

@Nekanie that makes sense (⌒▽⌒)

[basketcasestudios]

line dances aren't just country. originally they were from the 50s and 60s and for blues and rock

[sillydebator135]

You make a good cowboy, haha xD

[weinerstation]

LOL, I used that picture of tap water in my last powerpoint presentation for college! Gotta love google images! :)

[tstirling13]

i have a planters wart on my foot too!

[CallMehMegan]

holy shit i has blueberry waffles this morning

[WOWretardedfriends]

I HAD BLUEBERRY WAFFLES TODAY TOO!!!!!! We're like, connected now. Awesome.

[Grazzer52]

you should have ended with the banjo face :D

[kitchenflails]

"I don't know, perhaps because I had waffles today!"

"What flavor were they?"

"Blueberry!"

"They're my favorite too."

"That's because we're the same person!"

[AwayLemonade]

You should show us how you install the whale tank cover so well ;)!

[xXalyXalcatrazXx]

Love ya craig !

[xXalyXalcatrazXx]

What happened to the alligator pit ?

[Nekanie]

@xXalyXalcatrazXx He cloned the house and removed the alligator DNA from it so he can dance.