What the hell is wrong with? #5: Legends of the Hidden Temple

[contactinasandbox]

Those children were then sacrificed to the silver monkey.Hard life lessons on nickelodeon

[MarcusAvon2]

i think the helmets arnt there to protect their noggin lol jk

[MarcusAvon2]

I AM ZARDOZ .......GUNS ARE GOOD.... and.... ba ba baba BIRD IS tHE WORD BIRD IS THE WORD.

[DrunkToothpaste]

There's punch and cookies by the door

[youdeli2]

"He cant find the hole" hahaha.

[Toastyfire45]

I remember being like 2 and watching this shit and just being like "Fuck bitch even I know what a fucking monkey looks like." I was a pretty gangster 2 year old.

[viper2131]

Host had to had tremendous patience for not to yell at a kid that he was a fucking retard either that or it was edited out.

[VULCANskullCRUSHER]

Can't believe I found this video. I remember watching this show and thinking "these kids are so stupid." Now that I'm older, I say "these kids are so FUCKING stupid"

[Govindap11]

that's a whole lotta nostalgia...

[1983parrothead]

Back then, I used to watch this show whenever the school bus driver dropped me off at a babysitter's house. I always chose the Blue Barracudas and the Silver Snakes, and I never seen either one of them beat the game show.

[Philkid3]

HEAD LAST IDIOTS HEAD LAST

[Y2JRocks]

"She's not tall but she's mighty" AKA "She's short and fat" 3:00

[cowboydanisoutofgas]

i love how the host keeps talking to her just like "uh you-you- gotta get the base on, you gotta, you gotta get the base on c'mon!" lol

[ChainGangTaker]

the host (forget his name) is so condescending @7:07 "Everybody knows how to put the monkey on." Like he can do it under that much pressure. They''re just trying to win some Sketchers

[TheRoomy]

That kid who wouldn't turn the one piece the right way was purposely making me angry. It's the only possibility. Nobody can be that stupid. It's like putting a key in a hole and turning the key around and around from left, back, to right and back around from right to back to left again and refusing to turn it all the way to the front. If it doesn't fit left, back, or right, MOVE IT FUCKING FRONT YOU STUPID CUNT. Another show that should have forced abortions of these kids afterwards.

[TheRoomy]

The girl at the end is saying "oh you fucking moron" in her head, and she's 100% right. She should be able to punch that stupid fucking kid in the gut as hard as she can for that shit. Most of these "puzzles" are literally the 'peg in the hole' thing you learn when you're TWO years old, and these kids can't fucking grasp that. The kid I wanted to die the most was the one that couldn't get the monkey right that kept turning the middle 0 to 350 degrees but REFUSED to turn it 360 degrees to win.

[Dobby324]

@BingBangBlitz The episode with the Silver Monkey's twisted middle is "Mysterious Manuscript of Mary Shelley".

[Dobby324]

@BingBangBlitz The episode that has the temple spirit throwing the Silver Monkey's middle back to the girl is "Jeweled Necklace of Montezuma". I'm still looking for the episode with the Silver Monkey's twisted middle.

[Dobby324]

@BingBangBlitz which episodes have the twisted Silver Monkey's middle and the temple spirit throwing the Silver Monkey's middle back to the girl?

[BigBangBlitz]

Shit, I dunno.

[PANDEAD2]

the lack of spatial reasoning is apalling.

[magmos]

I was quite convinced that a number of these kids were not that bright when I was a kid. I could probably teach an ACTUAL monkey to put that silver one together quicker than they could.

The shorter kids are exempt from this accusation of course. It's harder for them to move the thing around.

[3243F6A8885]

@magmos I'm sure it's harder to do under pressure.

[ultrakara16]

Im sorry but she is either blind, or just flat out STUPID

[screwstontexas12345]

them damn temple guards!!

[TheHawkdaddy]

Someone time how long it takes those kids to do a rubix cube

[magmos]

@TheHawkdaddy I already did. Took em 13 seconds. and 45 minutes. and 23 days. and 11 months. and 9 years. and two decades.

They plan to finish sometime.

[sudoku123321]

1:55 - great vault over the temple guard

[peteragk]

hahah Yorihomo = "You're-a-homo" 5:35

[BigBangBlitz]

(Yoritomo)

[peteragk]

Whoops! haha

[FoggyNicotine]

No wonder the kids had trouble with the monkey. It literally looks like a huge pile of dog shit that was spray painted silver.

[yungwarren18]

Lmmfao at da kid tryna climb da web in da spider's lair

[HeyBuddyGotALight]

I'd always watch this show as a kid and lol when they got sent packing with some lame ass consolation prize like a fucking encarta 95' CD-ROM or encyclopeda brittanica book set.

[TheShredtube]

you should have put the walking stick of harriet tubman, broken trident of poseidon, and the golden pepperoni of catherine d'medici. three of the most epic fails in lotht history.

[spudmac19]

It was so hard for him at 9:39 because Medusa has never had snakes in her holes

[kuaieq]

HOW HARD IS IT TO PUT TOGETHER A FUCKING MONKEY

[Snoopa90]

1) i couldn't help but laugh at 1:53 2) jf they ever did one involving finding Alexander the greats penis, i will see personally that this show never sees broadcast again 3) you would think they would come up with some sort of test of physical knowledge before allow kids on this show be on here. book smarts isn't enough

[rysmith814]

"Everyone knows how to put the monkey on." APPARENTLY NOT KURT!!!

[Snoeret]

Haunting soundtrack

[KenshinHemora13]

DOESN'T IT SOUND LIKE HE IS MOCKING EVERY ONE OF THEM!

[Frostmist09]

wen the madusa part a grown man would have no trouble cause its like having sex and if he miss the hole the girl would be disappointed

[fintogive]

donkey kong could have made it lol jk

[CyborgJ0]

That last kid looked pissed hahahahahahaha good lols :)

[ZEO90]

THAT. FUCKING. MONKEY.

[alexpearlywhites]

Jeez...

[maninthebox0]

Ohhhh he's having trouble with the monkey...

Those words probably still haunt people to this day

[xAllisonAllstarx]

I officially lost it at 6:48 XDXDXD

[MrRilsmellmyfarts]

i get it.....i think..........ham and mayo

[aneonfoxtribute]

before when i was about 7 i didn't think that people were failing,but watching random clips now, i see that the kids on this show are just idiots

[aneonfoxtribute]

15 people dropped the monkey onto the lower flors

[iToad30XX]

damn temple guards jump out like "OOGA BOOGA"

[Magitek1112]

@iToad30XX Stupid dog! You make me look bad!

[xHEDGEHOGMAN1x]

15 people couldn't assemble the monkey statue.

[thesteffie]

I swear, I think that sometimes I could hear Kurt snickering. Like,

"He's having trouble.."

*quiet snicker*

"...you gotta find the right key..."

*another snicker*

"....OOOOOHHHHH just one room away."

The minute the credits roll, he laughs like an idiot and tells the kids they're idiots for not being able to assemble a giant three-peice statue.

[fantomseed]

thanks for the video, brings back a ton of memories

[hackjack21]

Come to think of it, did any of the kids actually complete the f***ing maze?

[TheShredtube]

@hackjack21 32 teams won, 17 at least found the artifact in time.

[partylik3arckstr]

9:20 I feel your pain kid, I hear that all too often :(

[richardgatsbyable]

THOSE FUCKING KIDS DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PUT THE MONKEY TOGETHER

[MrBw1982]

Kurt must have good nerve pills

[wolphintv]

How many dreams were crushed by that f***ing three-piece puzzle?

[singlemomadvocate]

You would think the kids would actually watch the show on TV so they know not to make the same mistakes as the other players did (especially with the Monkey)

[ShadowRayzify]

Why does everyone mess up while putting together the silver monkey?

[Magitek1112]

@ShadowRayzify It's probably because they had to put it together facing the camera, so they got confused because they're putting to together facing away from them, which would naturally be more difficult. Or maybe that's just stupid.

[britskee03]

I gotta give the host props for not exploding at the kids. You can hear it in is voice. He just wants to scream "you fucking idiots!"

[savvy12510]

lmao, it sounds like the crowd is chanting "NO NO NO NO NO NO!" at 3:41 xD

[changs2006]

lmaoo the kid at 3:50 said "fuck it" to that temple and walked right back out,

where'd u find these kids? haha

[Conker290]

lol "temple spirits" helps her out.

[Graham30014]

hahaha kid in the spider web

[asmiller21]

haha the girl's face at 10:35

[forebodingburger]

"Everybody knows how to put the monkey on!"

[Meghanna]

You missed the one where the kid HAD THE TREASURE, and was still trying to do the puzzles while the guy was screaming "ALL THE DOORS ARE OPEN!!!"

[Meghanna]

You have to wonder if they're thinking 'Maybe if I just smash them all together as hard as I can, they'll fit!'

[donteatsoap7]

Great try!

[MaximumSpiderMvC]

Give the first kid credit, at least she put the lower body on first.

[Scarefan125]

HOW HARD IS IT TO PUT TOGETHER THREE FUCKING PIECES OF MONKEY TOGETHER!

[Sheepytown]

how does monkey work

[TodxCopper4ever]

Hidden temple guards in the silver monkey room...biggest dick move ever!

[3t9l]

Why does this name sound so familia- OH MY GOD NOT THIS SHOW

[baraka92]

01:54 That's not fair...LOL

[romleys]

Totally Pissed Off @ 7:21!

[TheCallaKid]

is it just me or is there always a temple guard in the first room?

[SuperJas2002]

hay kerc,did yoo no that a tempull speerit wood go rite throo the pees of the moncey if it maid in atempt 2 pic it up ?

[Dallasmavs92]

they keep adrvertising this on the 90's are back, but i have yet to see it airing >:[

[EddieV17]

I loved how in the King's Storeroom the kids would hit the pots so hard, they would bitc slap the key across the room.

[Br3ana2008]

That damn monkey was so hard to put together

[EvilSeruMagic]

I think the dark forest scared me as a kid XD

[EvilSeruMagic]

I think the Temple Guards were genuinely scary to me as a kid. I'd have jumped out of my outfit if one popped out of a door at me.

[atomfreed990]

TEMPLE SPIRIT HELPS HER OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rcroach23]

i used to hate those mayan temple pedophiles

[diner777g]

Thank god for temple spirits

[koatam]

you just know that the temple guards spent their wait time smoking joints.

[koatam]

5:28 she did not pass the presidential fitness test.

[metalwarrior917]

The Shrine Of The Silver Monkey: A pain in more kids asses than a serial rapist.

[deedmyster]

omg i love this show!!!

[Karimnchok]

YOU LITTLE SHITS, WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO ASSEMBLE SUCH A BASIC SHAPE?? *kicks tv*

[hiijjh100]

@Karimnchok

And these were kids from the 90's. Can u imagine kids today trying to to this? They would either collapse from being over worked and fat, or they would yell for their iPhone 4 so they could use the gps to find their way thru the temple. lol :P lazey out of shape fuckers!

[wchurchill6]

I remember as a child screaming at my TV at the kids that couldn't put the silver monkey together the right way. Apparently them shits is hard.

[yungspork]

more videos like this if possible! so hilarious!

[sango1789]

That one monkey room, LOL.

[BitchyMcSmartass]

Every time I hear Olmec exaggerate "Shrine of the Silver Monkey", I keep picturing the voice of either Count Olaf from Series of Unfortunate Events. Or Tim Curry.

[Plissken501]

Try to picture yourself being around 13 years old entering a fucked up labyrinth filled with odd puzzles and people trying to grab you, just to retrieve some object, all while you are constantly being shouted at where to go and what to do... oh and its being televised. lol

I think i would have easily forgotten where to go and made some stupid mistakes. Too much pressure man!

[TarielMaeda]

[Zim] That monkey.......[/Zim]

[bigjc87]

LOL that damn dirty ape!

[TGQwerty]

gotta hate that damn silver monkey

[AmbsiKoori]

Oh gawd this is all too funny. Love how Ham and Mayo were on there. XD

[VFXNinja]

"He's still gotta turn it around, and remember the head goes in last!

No, the head goes in last... LAST, head goes LAST!

The fuck are you-

LAST YOU LITTLE SHIT, LAST!"

[JessePrower]

Even as a kid I kept screaming at these kids for being dumbasses.

[GreatJT]

Always it's the Blue Barricudas that seem to be screwing up in your videos.

I rooted for the Red Jaguars, myself.

[HiImLyssa]

so much retardedness compiled into one video. I could only make it to the 'temple spirit' throwing the piece of the silver monkey back up to the girl before I was like "okay I can't even... I'm done."

[FunGirl1358]

That's so dumb and stupid! This video

[iloveblueberries1234]

i miss this show,

[ReesiePuffs64]

@PushJWC

That track is on youtube somewhere if you want to download it. Sweet retro synth.

[ReesiePuffs64]

What is so hard about that Silver Monkey!!!? Oh, and "Ham and Mayo." LOL Only you would catch that.

[ultima9999xx]

sigh, fucking retards on tv

[shadowarena]

Why am I not surprised that the Shrine would be in this video?

[samus7321]

Man would I be bitch slapping the stupid out of these dumb fucks.

[Iceechibi]

Omg, if I was on that show as a kid I would know how to put the monkey together in like 4 sec. xD

[Schizima]

Things would be different if I was the host. ASSEMBLE THE GODDAMN MONKEY YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS. FEET, TORSO, HEAD, HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT? NO TURN IT AROUND. TURN IT THE FUCK AROUND OR THE STONE FACE WILL EAT YOU.

[JustinTinaFey]

the only memory stronger than watching all these aamzing shows as a kid was getting in trouble by my mother for SCREAMING at the TV at these idiots who didn't know how to put the monkey together

[samus7321]

Just bring the girl down from the rope, sit her in a corner and give her a flashlight to play with.

[samus7321]

Man I was in special ed during my education but fuck me royally these dipshit's are fucking retards.

[MrBjj50]

This has been such a pain to watch. IT'S NOT THAT HARD!!!

[invalid937]

"Turn it around! Turn it around! Turn the head around, it isn't on straight! Turn it...YOU STUPID CHILD TURN THE FUCKING MONKEY HEAD AROU...you know what? Just get out of the temple. No, you're disqualified. No trip to space camp for you numbnuts. Take this savings bond and take a trip out of my life."

[Fairychild432]

I've been looking for a clip where this one girl trips over the wires while getting out of the temple and she face plants onto the floor. It was the most funnny thing ever. But I haven't found it yet.

[JustinTinaFey]

@Fairychild432 please let me know when ou find it

[jeremiahharville]

Im looking for the episode where a piece of the monkey feel what episode is that?

[metallicagtr]

The kids are so fucking stupid.

[3ddANDthFOREVER0014]

I remember the one where the monky feel

[3ddANDthFOREVER0014]

Wow these people r idiots

[VoiceofCthulhu]

NNNNNNNOSTALGIA!

[MezzoForte4]

@VoiceofCthulhu You have NO IDEA!!

[greenday61892]

Why do people suck so much at the Shrine of the Silver Monkey?

[Kalipathekid]

Why can't I hold all these monkey pieces?

[AuraMasterFox]

The best part of this show is that all of us at home KNEW we could ace the Shrine of the Silver Monkey, so we got the pleasure of yelling "TURN IT AROUND!" to the ignoramuses trying to assemble it backwards in the wrong order.

I miss Legends of the Hidden Temple.

[gurrrrrry]

I wonder if she ever made it to the Olympics?

[alaughingmanlaughs]

@gurrrrrry Yeah, she did.  The 1999 Special Olympics.

[travis11997]

I remember this show teaching me that yelling at the tv had no effect on what everyone would do.

[Chic1110]

6:48 is one of the most painful 'Shrine of the Silver Monkey' attempts, but it's so lolworthy.

[lovebox77]

he's hot.

[aesop2020]

Godamn you silver monkey!!

[BigR2016]

the host is the biggest douche bag... he clearly could help them... thats y your the freaking guide

[sweetnessledda]

I bet the host guy is just wishing he could scream at these kids.

"That's gonna take you back to that room, you might want to go the other way. Go the other way. You're back in the room you might want to go back up and find another way. Oh my god just go the other way!"

[NeoTStyle]

Gotta love these 90's early 00's live action childrens game shows.

So much rage and envy.

[carl1185]

After dealing with these dumbasses for 3 years, how Kirk Fogg didn't curse on camera or commit suicide is the TRUE Legend of the Hidden Temple

[svthebomb]

@carl1185 lol if my pe teacher was the host instead of kirk he would yell and scream at the top of his lungs and curse his ass off

[a1joryj]

@carl1185 They're just KIDS dude, come on.

[CronoDyne]

@a1joryj They're not mentally disabled and they're not toddlers.

[a1joryj]

@CronoDyne You don't know if they're retarded or not.

[ReallyBadService]

@a1joryj Doesn't take a rocket scientist.

[RetroRumble]

Hey where did you find these? message me if you can with a link? You should do one on Finders Keepers if possible. Some pretty LOLtastic moments there too. Nice job.

[BigBangBlitz]

I can't find it.

I got these from a guy at work who got them from what I assume are personal recordings.

[d9y8l7a6n5]

I wonder what Kirk Fogg thought of all these Temple fails. He was actually there. most, if not all, of those "positive" comments, such as "she's showing her muscle here!" sound so phoned in lol

[brenndon1]

They need to bring this show back ...

[ChrisG667]

God I used to hate those stupid kids. Hell, I was younger than they were and I'd watched the show like every day and I knew how to do that monkey in my sleep after watching it like 6 times. Do you WATCH the show, cause it's really easy to put that fucking monkey together. And don't even get me started over the idiots who go backwards.

[mechanesthesia]

LMFAO!!! I lvoed this show

[severestormchaser]

RIP Nick Gas...it was the last channel to remind me of watch it was like watching these shows.....on TV

[ThatsTommy]

Voice crack at 7:08

[TheElectricDreamer93]

If you can't put the monkey together, you shouldn't be on the show

[MadThad0890]

guy at the end was mad as HELL

[stevefromphilly1]

putting the monkey together can't be the easiest part of this show. what about sitting on that stupid throne of the liars or whatever!! ps they did a lot better with the special FX in seasons 2 and 3.

[stevefromphilly1]

putting the monkey together can't be the easiest part of this show. what about sitting on that stupid throne of the liars or whatever!!

[oddodd1331]

These kids make me ashamed to have been a child of the 90s

[dcguy30]

Man, if that temple guard lunged for me, I'd kick him in the nuts and yell, "STRANGER DANGER!"

[marino3d]

I can't believe half this video is people messing up arguably the easiest part of the show which is putting the monkey together.

[jamauln1]

I facepalmed so much watching this clip...

[Domanese]

.... There isn't a ten minute time limit guys... MOVE YOUR ASS!!

[marshallmathers882]

Kirk was good at making ppl think theyre not idiots. & 7:16, a LITTLE problem with the monkey? WOW