The Sopranos: Funny hospital scene

[dinuccij]

"he was half a fag, but i was flattered just the same"

[THEFINALSOLUTION03]

Wrinkles like a old ladys cunt.Thats some funny shit.

[inilledra]

If Vito would have grabbed me like that, I would have had to lay him out right in the hallway.

[REDRAPIST]

At 0:57, he is at 112

[ExNihiloJimmy]

im a nurse i hope i get a gangster patient

[nino0057]

Tony doesn't seem to have a mob accent, if you will, in his dreams. Why's that?

[deggis4]

@nino0057 He's not a mobster in the dream, isn't that obvious?

[calumnorth]

@nino0057 LOL

[StupidFuckingTrolls]

@nino0057 what the fuck is a mob accent?

[nino0057]

@StupidFuckingTrolls Italian

[StupidFuckingTrolls]

@nino0057 Italian accent is an Italian trying to speak english. This is a Jersey accent.

[DeniroPacinoDeppJoaq]

@nino0057 My god, are you seriously that stupid? How do people like you walk the Earth?

[petrilli420]

fuckin wrinkled like an old ladies cunt

LMAOO PAULY

[Vidinotes]

phineas fob

[ThirdStreetSaint777]

I can tell Tony doesn`t like Paulie`s conversations because his heartbeats start rising when Walnuts opened his lips. 1:33

[jimpurdie]

lol paulie could never get whacked the show woull die of death hes as important if not more than tony.

[tuffishlover]

Wrinkles like an old ladies cunt

[tuffishlover]

Ooof Maddone!!!!!

[lekkerereet]

@tuffishlover what does that mean?

[PAWASHUPA]

whay u have to do defibrilator for taChycardia any ways so stupid and gay.

[ste2201]

fukin luv paulie.

[hearts76100]

Nurse, " dont leave "........HELP !!!

LOL

[theknightlynews]

tree weeks in a row

[KeepRockin55]

Fuckin Paulie LOL. Dude was such a fuckin flake I loved the guy. If he wasn't a mafioso he would have probably been a used car salesman or sold shoes.

[halfminuteheroband]

yes....really funny...not.

[Fittsburgh]

The healing power of Paulie Walnuts

[ssuuppeerrbbooyy]

Paulie talking about his nuts raised Tonies heartbeat.

[adrianbaxter1807]

3:42 is fucking hilarious!!!!!!

[puttanva]

meadow's : "Oh my God is he dying !!" and paulie's look after that cracks me up..

[HardikG121]

lol half a fag

[JackTheAce1]

Its funny cause throughout the show over the years, Tony always gets agitated and pissed off at Paulie. And now, in a coma between life and death, Paulie still gets on his nerves. Lol

[Nahojism]

I love they way he slowly and silently backs out of the situation. "Did I do this?"

[xxaimpiratexx]

Fuckin' Paulie. Lmao.

[coke378]

tony gets so mad when paulie talks lmao

[torontoBluejays87]

Fuck Paulie was sooo funny. I love the small talk he makes all through out this series, it kills me!

[XtrmMcjohnson]

OH MARON! HE LOOKS TERRIBLE! Paulie Walnuts at his best.

[nintoolapcfloyd]

half a fag is the funniest term ever

[Marblez3]

*BEEP* *BEEP* "Tha fuck?!"

haha Paulie's so funny.

[MobHeataEnt]

I wonder if liberals feel the same way about Vito when he's over here harassing Meadow's boyfriend.

[DreamstateEmergency]

"keep the testies elevated" LOL!!!!

[Dabeydoo62]

fuckin wrinkles like an old lady's cunt.

[steelermia]

vito is very creepy in those one on one scenes he has with finn

[rabbalaba]

@steelermia they got a story! vito is a faggot, and i bet finn and him had a little more than one to one scenes :D

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

136... 140... 148... 150... 154... 210!!!!!!

[MrWeepster]

fucking wrinkles like a old ladys cunt haha

[aronosky69]

paulies' the best...

[hineni53]

Paulie a real charmer and chavone.

[TheInfamous121]

i miss the sopranos...

[dander337]

That "oof Maron" expression. Are they actually saying "Madonn", short for Madonna? As in the Virgin Mary?

[clintdelicious]

@dander337 No they arn't

[joepescifromcasino]

Meadow is so fucking hot even when shes looking depressed in this seen

[MrJanmschell]

ufff marone!!!!

[Superboy316KING]

damn meadow looks goooddd!!!

[deering1134]

fuckin rinckles like an old ladies cunt LMFAO !!!

[bugstrut]

Does the girl playing Tony's daughter bleach her skin? Why does she look so pale? She's Italian in real life, isn't she? I've never seen an Italian girl with skin so pale.

[MIKESOWELL]

@bugstrut I know she's part Cuban. I don't think she's even Italian in any way from what I read.

[1FriedrichBarbarossa]

@bugstrut shes not italian by blood or by birth..Her father is a Sephardic Jew, the son of immigrants from Greece and Romania, and her mother is a Cuban-born convert to Judaism.. for some reason all the cast is Italian by blood except for Tonys two kids.. AJ is Irish..

[jamboliboli]

@bugstrut she's Cuban.

[CrimeFamilies]

Tony was subconsciously hearing Pauli's ranting about nonsense stressed him out and went into shock and broke out a weak pulse.

[Deekstercph]

'Fucking beautiful definition too. 'Guy asked me to model for the boxing poster. He was half a fag, but eh, I was flattered just the same"

[Loejyrrab]

@Deekstercph I'm sittin here trying to replicate Paulie's NewJersey accent. Can't get it. Only Paulie brings that line to life.

[hanson666999]

:-D hahaha Paulie Walnuts is the funniest wiseguy in the series.

[makeminealarge1]

wrinkles like an old ladies cunt...........paulies best ever line

[79Testo]

theres nothing funny about being in a hospital bed clinging for your life. Yeah Paulie is an idiot and jerk off, but nothing funny here if anyone is living this.

[JackieMagenta]

:)

o_o

"Da fuck?"

[minigiganten]

paulie and sil is the best from sopranos. capish?

[Brent479]

Lmfao Paulie cracks me up! When the machine starts beeping "what the fuck" and then "nurse, don't leave!"

[metallideth83]

SHUT UP IN THERE

"...so I said to Ma..."

LOL

[themafia01]

lol i gotta wear a jock the doc says keep the testes elevated

[MrDiego881]

Adoro Meadow Mariangela Soprano!!

[throe68]

That "wrinkles" line is awesome...still makes me laugh every time

[penkapenkapenka]

AAAHH I GOT POISON IVY ALL OVER ME!

[predatorz1000000]

bla bla bla WILL you please shut up in there !? .. okey bla bla bla, GOD DAMNIT SHUT up SHUT up in there!

[maddingo12]

oof! Madone, he looks terrible! lol

[martinwilliamrandall]

Fucking wrinkles like an old ladys cunt! LMFAO!

[bluetoaster8822]

I wanted to see the rest. :( I've seen it, yeah, but it was one of my favorite moments in the show... When he gets to that house.

[AbnoCreations]

HAHAHAHA: "Taffuck ?"

[joemoe23]

god meadow is so sexy

[AbnoCreations]

@joemoe23 Always been, probably always will be.

[ischa666]

"oef maron" sounds so fucking great

and al it means is:oh moron

[mahavishnuxc]

@ischa666 fucking stunod this guy. it doesnt mean that, its actually similar to "oh shit, or "holy cow" its like that. its an expression.

[youmaaad]

Paulie Walnuts is by far my favorite character from the Sopranos. I was so happy he made it through the series unharmed (except for that poison oak, and those Colombians)

[seekisforme5]

I can't believe that they shed tears of a mass murdering criminal pig in this scene. It is hard to feel sympathy for a monster. Same thing with that bitch Chrissy.

[youmaaad]

@seekisforme5 It's a TV show and they are his immediate family and friends, you stupid nonce

[donkilluminatti]

@seekisforme5 if you hate the main caracter of the show,why do you even saw it??? LOOL And by the way,even criminals have family and friends,so what a stupid comment u just made!!!!! lol

[caturn88]

That girl of his is such a useless spastic

[kodikumpel]

uff madonne. he looks terrible!

[beta447]

Paulie's so quirky. Fuckin' hilarious.

[3rddrum]

It's all about Paulie! Good thing Tony can't grab a gun. Paulie would be dead with all that yammering. After all that, he's still clueless.

[pissedllama]

I wish the show had more interactions between Paulie and the Soprano kids.

[jimpurdie]

he was half a fag but still i won the chin up competition and modeled for the boxing poster lol.he still makes tony crazy even in a coma.

[3rddrum]

Paulie has not idea that he could bore and talk a man to death.

[tsartodd]

they should've filmed this scene as a tie-in with "House" (which is also set in NJ). imagine the comic potential in a scene with Paulie Walnuts and Gregory House.

[deggis4]

@tsartodd lol, different networks though.

[mahavishnuxc]

@deggis4 no what would have been better if little carmine, paulie and christopher sat at tony's side and just talked about their personal philosophies in life and death and medicine to one another.

[jetelegen]

@tsartodd That is one of the best crossover TV ideas I have EVER heard.

[JMVEntertainment]

@tsartodd i can see that and house getting pwned XD

[yaronimac]

@tsartodd how dare you associate the beautifully constructed, intellectually marvelous and one of the greatest if not the best drama of all time with the banal, shitfest drivel that is HOUSE. Its like saying Pointiac and Ferrari should make a car together.

[tonypanz]

....."He was half-a-fag but i was flattered just the same" lmao

[crackernumber2]

its weird how paulie was so scary at the start of the show... then he ends up a cranky old man lol.. i guess wiseguys get old like the rest of us.

[BENGLETON]

when i first saw this i couldnt stop laughing at how Tony started going into cadiac arrest as soon as Paulie started talking

[UgoStrange]

"I gotta wear a jock, the doctor says."...how's that for positive, laying on a hospital bed having to hear Paul talk about his balls.

XDDDDD

[1312scarface]

Nurse dont leave! HELP! LMAO

[lolek165]

Then I said to Maa... Da fuck!!

[Coffixo]

3:40 is best :D

[fenerbache13]

2:06 lmao. "Fuckin' wrinkles like an old ladies cunt"

[hacksaw555]

Um..How did Paulie not glance over and see his heart rate spiking?..Or hear the monitor going BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP?

[tehBLAX]

nurse dont leave, HELP! lol!

[Whyrweherereally]

@tehBLAX lmao

[bfoaliali]

In a recent interview James Gandolfini, the one who plays Tony, said he changed his voice for the ''other world Tony.''

[msmiche1000]

i cried i laughed so hard....the banging the wall part took me a couple times to get it thoughh....best funny scene ever.

[tmanshur]

Oh Marone a mi that incessant chatter would drive anybody crazy, Paulie Walnuts is one loquacious ditz - staata zeet!

[OMFGITSROHIT]

What does oof maddon mean?

[FormulaOneSpy]

@OMFGITSROHIT He says "Marone" => "Madonnna" and it means amazement.

[vap420]

@OMFGITSROHIT Its literal meaning is the Madonna was a celebrated Saint in Italy. So how Americans say 'oh my god' when something happens, us Italians say 'Madonna mia' which is similar to 'oh my god' because the Madonna is looked at like a God in Italy. Also it is sometimes shortened to 'Madonn' when something happens, which is what Pauly said. 'Italians' that dont know shit about Italy or the language try saying it too, to sound 'Italian'

Hope I answered your question

[donkilluminatti]

@OMFGITSROHIT madonna ,is translated exacly " mother of god" ,because "madonna" is Mary the mother of jesus christ in italian. ;)

[RockySeven7]

fuckin' rimple like an old lady's cunt. LOL

[Snow8Man975]

You can't help but love Paulie.

[mrchrisince]

ooof maddon he looks terrible lol

[OMFGITSROHIT]

@mrchrisince What does oof maddon mean?

[mrchrisince]

@OMFGITSROHIT it just means like oh fuck really

[Death929]

@meanmaddness I was thinking the same thing. He sounded like he did on inside the actor's studio.

[quantumdude]

i gotta waer a jock doctor says....keep the testies elevated = tachychardia

[SaftAusKeine]

lol, fillias fogg lol

[HOTBOY1521]

ADD ME!!

[divinegod102]

Some words "really" hurt.

[generfeld]

its hard to know if Vito was being serious or just intimidating Meadow's bf...Vito seems like a nice friendly guy all the time, but it's scary because you know he'd kick your ass if you crossed him

[youngwombat]

I had no idea Sarah Jessica Parker was playing Meadows boyfriend.

[jamboliboli]

@youngwombat haha

[BrawlyProductionz]

"look at this fucking wrinkles like an old ladies cunt" ROFL

[seraph107]

`..he was haf a fag..but...`  hahaha

[tfojstary]

"remember stay positive" OMFG :D

[CRA1977]

One of the greatest scenes in the series!

[meanmaddness]

@CRA1977 Tony actually talks normally in the dream w/o the mob accent.

[pyllywaltteri]

" The fuck?" Always hilarious

[giant24us]

Tony without an accent is tripping me out!

[rottweilerdog10]

the first 21 seconds had me in stitches!! "the doctors say 'positive reinforcement"

"you got it.......OOOF MARONE he looks terrible!!!!"

MY god i nearly died with laughter

[gangbanger18]

lol it's fucking classic!!

how tony numbers grow when he hear his voice

[cammpinno]

"Fuckin beatifulll definition too...

..the shit that happens, like with Puss, stand-up one day, FBI rat fuck the next"...

This Paulie is unbelievable, the way he talks, the way he uses "fuk", and what he says - it fits SO RIGHT.

10/10:-))))

[Weslo2]

@cammpinno haha agreed

especially when Paulie holds his arm and says "wrinkles like an old ladies cunt"

haha his facial expression is priceless there xD

[Weslo2]

hahah Paulie and Sil were always the ones to say the funniest things

I loved Sil's lines "the enemy...has yet to reveal himself"

haha, especially in the funhouse episode, when tony is dreaming, and Sil just glides by saying that line!

[kingelnino9]

0:17!!!

A great line from Paulie

[Death929]

@FormulaOneSpy good question, tell u what though it would be hella funny to have a grandpa or uncle like him along with Sil

[Weslo2]

@Death929 ya it's hard to tell if this is Paulie (Tony Sirico) actually just acting

or if he is imitating what he was like when he was an associate of the Colombo family

remember in real life he has been to jail 28 times

[Death929]

Man Paulie's crazy, for his age he acts, talks, and looks better than most 20 or 30 yr olds from today's standards. Let's not forget, tree years in a row.

[FormulaOneSpy]

@Death929 How much is he actually acting and how much is he actually... just being himself?

[Celticboi69]

Paulie almost killed him

[MrWAR424]

Yea Paulie should talk about his old wrinkly balls to Tony, that's what Tony wants to hear

[evilmm80]

Isn't that the same nurse that was with Christopher after his intervention?

[fuckfuckfuck1]

Meadow has said that Vito was harmless two or three times up to this point. Does she actually believe that? She knows Tony's business associates are mobsters. I never understood why she didn't share Finn's concern.

[FormulaOneSpy]

@fuckfuckfuck1 I can't remember if it was already revealed at this point that Vito was gay (iirc probably not), but now watching that scene again, it's obvious why Vito did that little gesture...

[fuckfuckfuck1]

@FormulaOneSpy he had told Meadow that he saw him blowing a dude at the construction site and that he was scared that Vito was going to rape or kill him so he fled Jersey to go to dentistry school by that point. It just struck me as odd; Meadow was usually the savvy character.

[FormulaOneSpy]

@fuckfuckfuck1 I totally forgot that BJ thing...

[caddy1119]

haha fuckin rinckles like an old lady's cunt paulies the best

[sabian16]

"...guy was half a fag but..." hahahaha Paulie

[evilmm80]

@sabian16 that line is up there with "we're taking advice from a two time loser"

[EuchridEucrow1]

I remember seeing this scene when it first aired. I was rolling on the floor. LMAO!

[ryan7dunn]

now look at this..fuckin' wrinkles like an old lady's cunt..funny shit

[vicjustice1]

@ryan7dunn one of my favourite lines in the Sopranos, it's not just the line, it's the way he says it. . 'wrinkles like a old ladies cunt'. . who says that stuff??

[vicjustice1]

@ryan7dunn best line ever, it's not what he says, it's how he says it, 'fuckin wrinkles like an old ladies cunt'. . who says that stuff?

[sincity6100]

"i gotta wear a jock, the doc says, keep the testes elevated" Lol Paulie is quite the conversationalist.

[sparkyinbath]

Nurse. Don't leave. HELP!

LOL

WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP IN THERE.

[chanteleigh]

"tachycardia"......LOL! Paulie is friggin' hilarious.

[rottweilerdog10]

EEWW vito that fat slimey gay CUNT he makes me sick.

[aminman15]

Paulie was funny & lovable in season one, then he started being a right wanker !!

[djbfeltham]

Dosen't Paulie say at one point, "I was talking to him one minute, then the machine went BULLSHIT"

[bigvandave]

i still love this show.

[Theburn77]

phineas fogg, back in town...

[Stan1208]

wrinkled like an old ladies cunt!!!

[henkiestan]

I love how paulie sais: Motharfuck'r :)

[guytoncm19]

"I won the chin-ups cup...Tree weeks in a row"...fuckin unbelievably funny...best show ever..and they finished it with class too...despite leavin us hangin

[xcalabur19]

"He was half a fag, but I was flattered just the same" Hahaha Paulie is the absolute best. Absolute greatest show ever.

[Dabeydoo62]

"fuckin rinkles like an old ladies cunt"

LOL

[FallenFromGrace90]

What's funny is that neither the nurses nor Paulie himself knew he was responsible for Tony's Tachycardia. Meanwhile the guy in the next room has no idea what's going on-he just wants Paulie to shut up lol.

[goofdogg55]

@FallenFromGrace90 dude ur so fucking dumb it just amazes me,

[milhousezchick]

cause paulie drives tony crazy ;D

[SturmTempest]

The best part is left out, Paulie goes, "So I'm holding his hand, and all of a sudden the machines go BULLSHIT!" Then Patsy goes, "You told us already."

[neilandrewporter]

@SturmTempest he actually says "the machines went BULKSHIT" which makes it ten times as funny.

[tankdogg937]

"Stand up guy one day, FBI rat fuck the next"

Paulie is great, Just the way he says it.

[VenomOXP]

Haha, even when unconscious, Paulie's bullshit is enough to drive Tony to the brink of death. Great scene.

this was after the incident where paulie broke into the columbians apartment, thats why he keeps talking about his balls.