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  • Everyone tells that version of the atom joke, but I know a much better one!

    'I think I've lost an electron.'

    'Don't worry; it makes you more attractive.'

  • What?! Almost no gay people watch Nerimon??? Well who'da thunk it...

  • I went through the comments of this video and the previous video, and found that there were almost no gay people! I'm here to represent

    Nerd girl seeks equally nerdy girl. Must enjoy Doctor Who, Star Wars, Harry Potter, and above all Lord of the Rings. Glasses aren't a must, but very appreciated. Willing to go straight for David Tennant. Wouldn't mind staying up late watching YT videos. Fort building skill is a must, and must want to live in Barnes and Nobles. Atheism is a plus.

  • @ginarocks75 You rock.

  • @PangurBandit Haha! Thank you! You're not too bad yourself!

  • 01:30 i guess i'm your love...

  • 15 year old Slytherin boy looking for a nerdy female who isn't elitist, or otherwise think they are better than other nerds. Doctor Who, Star Wars and Harry Potter knowledge helps.

  • 17 year old girl looking for boy willing to get me coffee when my WoW dungeon is too intense for me to get a cup myself, will love the fact that I have Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, and the Girl With The Dragon Tattoo all memorized, must sing along when he finds out my ringtone is Hakuna Matata, and above all, must know what I'm talking about when the subject of tardises, sonic screwdrivers, and weeping angels come up. Alliance members and death eaters need not apply.

  • 21 year old whovian aspiegirl seeks similarly aged timelord for random adventures and intergalactic silliness. Must be either fellow Aspie or understanding NT. fluency in shakespearean dialogue not required, though a plus.

  • 14 year old gryffindor looking for similarly aged male who can:

    1. Play a musical instrument

    2. Not drink or smoke

    3. Love Harry potter

    4. Accept that I am not as much of a nerd as I like to think I am

    5. Be able to listen to/comfort me when I rant about my douchey science teacher and his pedo-beard.

  • 14-year old nerdfighter/ravenclaw female seeking male that can be no more than one year difference. Must know nerdy trivia. (i.e Harry Potter; Star Wars; Youtube; etc.) Must own the Star Wars trilogy and all of the Harry Potter books/movies. Must be a book nerd. British accent will give you extra points but is not required.

  • The person I'm looking for must be able to accept that when David Tennant asks me out, I will leave him.

  • Dear everyone who said something about Harry Potter,

    I LOVE YOU ALL !! (so long as you're not a muggle :P)

    Love, Me

  • the star one was so cool

  • omggg love all the harry potter stuff!!!! haha :D

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  • 14 (nearly 15) year old female semi-nerd seeking male of similar age and interests. Must like tea, teapots, David and Goliath tshirts, Tumblring, YouTubing, Facebooking, Doctor Who, Oasis, The Beatles, Guitars, computers, socially awkward tall girls with messy hair and rainbow shoelaces. Do not apply if you're completely obsessed with Harry Potter. Preferrably seeking males over 5'11 :P

  • love the David Tennant one. lol

  • 16 year old Otaku searching for her samurai. Must have a knowledge of Greek Mythology and Wiccan. Must be able to play guitar or a very good air guitar to go with my average singing. Accents of any sorts would be liked greatly ^^.

  • 14 year old Nerdfighter girl (Gryffindor!) seeks male of same age.Must enjoy Doctor Who and all things nerdy, must be prepared for random and frequent Harry Potter references, and must appreciate forts made in livingrooms and obnoxious, fake British accents.

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  • @RockandRhona

    u must be looking for me!

  • awkward 15 year old Female on a quest for a boy who has seen all star wars and lord of the rings movies, Watches Dr.Who, likes Batman, lives part time in Skyrim, loves 60's, 70's, 80's and some 90's rocks music, and Loves Youtube. Also Has to be able to make me laugh.

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  • Old video but here is my ad anyway:

    13 year old female looking for a male who can put up with dancing randomly while listening to youtubers sing and must love having a Complete 8 film Harry Potter DVD marathon. Must also be a knight of the round table, travel in time, know soft kitty, quote Shakespeare and look awesome crossing abbey road :)

  • Socially awkward girl seeks boy of similar age. Must be able to play minimum of 5 instruments (preferably 15+), at least appreciate if not obsess over Harry Potter and have a reading age at least two years above average. Striped Adidas tracksuits wearers need not apply.

  • Hopeless romantic seeks male (preferably time lord) who can put up with my love of Anime, Pokemon theme songs, and YouTube . Male must enjoy fezzes because fezzes are cool.

  • 15 year old Ravenclaw seeks Time Lord, preferably with own TARDIS. Should collect mugs.

  • !4 year old female Gryffindor seeks male of same age. Must be willing/able to randomly belt out Disney lyrics, make blanket forts while watching Harry Potter, and get very angry about M. Night's horrid version of Avatar the Last Airbender. Also must be able to endure large amounts of awkwardness. Slytherins need not apply.

  • 14 year old female Ravenclaw seeking male of same age. Must be willing to watch any and all episodes of the following ; Sherlock, Doctor Who, any Derren Brown shows and scrubs (bit random considering the list, but hey). Must also realise that if I am lost in a book you should not take it personally if I ignore you. If you accept that Scotland is an awesome country and ginger people are even more awesome (even if said male and female are not ginger), meet me in the common room (gd luck getting in

  • @itsawayoflife142 im scottish :)

  • @MinecraftHDGameplay :D its so hard to find scottish people on the internet

  • 14 year old boy seeking girl with republic tatoo and prone to awkardness

  • ‎16 year old female seeking boy of similar age who is tall, enjoys Pokemon, Harry Potter, and likes eating cereal at 3 in the afternoon. Must own a fez and is preferably of the Irish origin.

  • 14 year old girl (slytherin :P) looking for a guy who will endure my awkwardness and endless drabble of proper grammar use, doctor who, and harry potter. preferably musically inclined and above tYpinn lik Thiiss.

  • 16 year old time lady looking for someone who likes Doctor Who and will not judge me for not watching that many episodes from before 2005. Must also be prepared for my awkwardness.

  • @MONEYLOVE1231 Done

  • @Zippomatt4 If only I lived in Europe :( . It's okay you can do more nerdy than me.

  • @MONEYLOVE1231 ah damn =(

  • 15 year old Gryffindor nerdfighter girl seeking similarly aged male, preferably another nerdfighter. Also must use the Oxford comma.

  • 13 year old (gryffindor) nerdfighter girl seeks guy who loves the company of awesome people and has a EPIC obsession with the harry potter series. Must love fort building!

    slytherins need not apply.

  • 15 year old nerdfighter/whovian/potterhead seeking boy who will love me like snape loved lily

  • 1:16-1:23 <3

  • 15 YEAR OLD FEMALE SEEKING BOY WHO KNOWS HOW TO FIX CAPS LOCK ON COMPUTER.

  • 15 y/o seeking someone who gets this joke: A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer."How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge".

  • nice

    

  • @caroegc I GET IT!!! neutrons dont have a positive of negative charge! that was amusing!

  • Hogwarts student, 15 (Gryffindor) who enjoys youtube videos and have an obsession with Harry Potter! Looking for someone who will accept me laughing at moments where you're not supposed to laugh, someone who will enjoy Harry Potter (or Lord of the Rings) marathons and someone who will suport S.P.E.W! Would prefer the personality of the Weasley twins! If you look like (or are) Charlie McDonnell or Eddie Redmayne then please call me.

    If you don't like reading then don't bother contacting me.

  • Female almost twenty-year-old Peter Pan with nonconformist tendencies and a penchant for wandering. Looking for Fred Weasley or Rory Pond, but open to Peeta or the Doctor. Wears Converses, bakes scones, hangs from branches by her knees, and enjoys a good frolic. Decepticons, civilians, and people who don't read need not apply.

    Note: I am not Zelda. I prefer to defend myself. Don't be a Link, be a Han Solo. And for the love of cheese, as long as we're talking characters, let me be Eowyn!

  • 15 year old American female nerdfighter and Whovian that wishes she was in England. Seeking male nerdfighter of similar age to make Doctor Who references with, have intense discussions about society and beliefs, go on spontaneous adventures whenever possible. Must appreciate animal shaped hats, reading, and the importance of the environment. No homophobes, sexists, racists, or anyone very religious.

  • @ButterFingers7924 You just described my ideal guy

  • Young girl seeking boy who will accept the fact that Harry Potter is my one true love, and you are just a second option :)

  • Must look like Harry Potter...oh WAIT! I gots me a guy who looks like Harry...WIN.

  • 13 year old theatre and dance nerd from England seeks boy who doesn't mind her extremely high pitched giggle, will not judge her chocoholism, will be willing to be seen with her randomly breaking out into songs from Disney musicals and appreciates her Louie Spence-esque obsession with spontaneously twirling down corridors.

    If you don't love tea, do not apply.

    They must accept that when either Alex Day or Tom Milsom falls in love with me I will leave them.

  • 16 year old Australian paladin seeks partner who would agree to make a fort and play video games all day

  • im a single girl and I smiled :) (for you, nerimon)

  • 15-year-old (Ravenclaw) Irish girl seeks fez and bow-tie wearing male with great knowledge of the wizarding world.

    Must have at least two unhealthy obsessions similar to girl's and appreciate them (this will be reciprocated).Must NOT be racist, sexist, homophobic or religious.Must be willing to stalk YouTubers obsessively. ALL applicants must be willing to happy dance, belt out song lyrics, search for mystical worlds and share private jokes constantly.

    Do NOT apply if coffee is preferred to tea.

  • @ButterFingers7924 can i actually apply? you sound awesome!

  • @ButterFingers7924 O_O I am in love

  • @ButterFingers7924 Why are you trying to steal my dream guy?!?! Let me know if you find him!

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  • 15 year old female looking for male between 15-900 years. Must watch LOST with me and cry every time someone dies. Knowing elvish is a bonus but not required. Smoke monsters and nazgûl need not apply.

  • 16 year-old Australian female (Slytherin) seeking a partner of similar age who will happily have hour long conversations using only Harry Potter Quotes, and is willing to make forts from sheets in the living room. Preferably a fan on Japanese anime and manga, but I am more than willing to corrupt you.

  • 17 year young nerdfighter seeks a simularly aged male, who enjoys eating rotten flesh and stabbing creepers in the moonlight while dancing in the rain with youtubers music playing in the background.

  • @VloggerWill

    Yours is my favorite lol.

    DFTBA

  • Nerdfighter, 15, female, American, looking for similarly aged male, (I'm sure it would only be a crazy random happenstance that I could find one) who enjoys going on missions to search for rocket ship materials(so that we can get to Pigfarts), be cool with a fair amount of singing(songs from avpm, dr.horrible, and occasionally wrock and trock), likes eating Jammie dodgers and fishsticks and custard, as well as wearing fezzes whilst watching Doctor Who, drinks tea(preferably Irish Breakfast), we

  • 15 years young female American looking for similarly aged male with a love of Harry potter, doctor who, and star wars. Must enjoy awkward silences and catch my tears if any shall fall. Prefers the name Chris. Dark lords, sith lords, and evil timelords need not apply.

  • i smiled at the electron one.. haha

  • 17-year-old female seeks wizard/Time Lord/Jedi Knight, GSOH and extensive knowledge of random facts and nerdy fandoms essential

  • YEAH! NERDFIGHTERS! DFTBA!

  • Fifteen year old girl seeking male or any female member of the Glee cast. Karen Gillan holds sway, as well.

  • Nerdfighter, 17, female, seeks no-one, because she's busy enjoying her own company. And watching John Green/ Alex Day/ Julia Nunes.

  • damn that binary sodoku looks hard

  • seeking someone else to subscribe to that understands that binary sudoku DOESN'T work

  • 15 year old Gryiffindor female, seeking extremely nerdy male who will accept that all of my time is spent reading, or watching doctor who or Harry potter movies. Must have read all Harry potter books, and must love to be awkward with me. Must use proper grammar. Daleks and decepticons need not apply.

  • 12 year old nerdfighter speaking fellow nerdfighter. Must accept my love of books over people. Must not care that I spend most of my time reading or on the computer, schedule must agree with mine (Going to bed at 3am, waking up at noon) and must appreciate sitting in hallways. Anyone? No? Oh well. . .

  • Female seeking male wearing red shirt for trip to a new planet, must be carrying lots of money, next generation need not apply.

  • boy seeking girl. nuff said

  • Sixteen going on seventeen female seeking male who will understand that she will frequently be busy due to extra curricular band activities, and will also understand that she may occasionally need to cancel meetings because she's become too wrapped up in a book or (nintendo) video game... though if you're the right male, you should be there doing this things with me anyways.

  • Aha.... I smiled... XD

  • 14 year old nerdfighter (girl). Ideal mate must be able to deal/thrive with/in my obsession with Harry potter. If the words musical theatre mean anything to you (especially if you are a guy), then your chances of being excellent for me have gone up by 65.28%. Musical talent is preferred, and I'm fine with interestingly colored hair. (Ahem Charlie McDonnell.) you must be willing to accept that if/when a British boy asks me out, I will probably leave you (non-Brits only.)

  • ALEX, I SMILED!!!

  • 13 year old female looking for fellow nerdfighter who appreciates those awkward moments and knows the difference between they're and there and you're and your. Looking for Doctor who appreciator and marine biology as well as pokemon fanatic. If the words Scott pilgrim mean anything to you, you are the one for me.

  • 13 year old female nerdy geek seeking fellow Doctor Who obsessed male preferably named Sam . TARDIS required.

  • 19 year old male, 4, 23" looking for similarly aged female in cult of Pokemonism, must be baptised in fire (red)

  • F, 18 - waiting for her mad man. Blue box will be provided.

  • 13 year old theatre geek needing blue-haired musician.

    Must be Tom Milsom.

  • 15 year old minor nerdy girl has just realised that she is the love of many a nerdfighters life, and is off to find them all.

  • 13 year old girl search's for male. musts <3 harry potter twilight the darkest powers trilogy the hunger games and all plays by shakespear , must be proud of this. must do musical theater , compose music and play at least 1 instrument , and must acept that i will always be the better singer must not do kick a ginger day and defend me if people try to .must hate miley cyrus children and snow . must <3 sudoko, randomness and dancing must know i will leave him when eddplant falls in love with me .

  • if i were a boy (refrain from any weird thoughts) , i would say:

    looking for a girl, non-smoker, non-ugly

    if your name is joey tribbiani, you would understand it :P

  • 14 year old female looking for a guy who isn't gonna turn out to be gay, and will accept her habit of crying into ice cream while looking at pictures of Chris Colfer and wondering why she wasn't born with a cock.

  • my ad:

    16-year-old female, half-blood nerdfighter who is looking for a nice and quick-witted companion.(preferably a ravenclaw)

    Please note that you would be thrown away if Fred Weasley was still alive.

  • 19-year-old indoors dweller seeks male who enjoys loud music, awkward rambling conversation, day-long tv marathons, cuddling and Dr Who. Must be a nerdfighter, appreciate freshly baked goods, and love Harry Potter. People who can't use grammar correctly need not apply.

  • 14-year-old femle of the human race seeking similarly-aged somewhat nerdy human male or a timelord of any regeneration. Human applicants must have watched or be willing to watch Doctor Who and debate the moralities of James Potter and Severus Snape on end. Time Lord applicants MUST have a Type 40 Tardis and be willing to take me with them on adventures around time and space. Bow-ties and fezzes are indeed cool and I will not judge you if you wear them.

  • My ad:

    15-year-old Gryffindor-nerdfighter girl seeks Ravenclaw or Gryffindor male of similar age. Must have strong knowledge of Harry Potter and the literary works of Tolkien. Doctor Who-ness is an appreciated addition. Must be willing to watch fantasy movies for hours on end, to have parties for Harry Potter characters' birthdays, to speak in Elvish, and to go searching for Narnia in closets and wardrobes. Must know that West Virginia is a state, not the western part of Virginia, and an appr

  • My nerdy ad xD:

    A third time-lord, third nerdfighter and third wizard.

    Must be willing to or be a fan of the vlogbrothers, puppy sized elephants, and must happy dance at every opportunity.

    Muggles and deceptions need not apply.

    Well that was fun. XD

  • love the atom joke! lol

  • Hey guys I have just decided to make YouTube videos, I am 13 and have just made a new video. This is a video of me eating a full bottle of salad cream.check it out ?

  • 18 year old Miles Halter looking for Alaska, must enjoy Mountain Dew, Chapstick, last words, and bufriedos.

  • @VloggerWill you just mad my week

  • Did that just decide I'm your love then? Well that's great:p

  • 32 year old Angela Chase, looking for her Jordan Catalano. Car called Red and dyslexia not a requirement. Any reselemblence to the bloke from 90 seconds to mars very much a bonus ;) Love of all things 90's a nessicity.

  • 14 year old female who is all nerd, but that means 10% cartoons,20% twilight, 30% harry potter, and 40% Dr. Who. Seeking male who believes in magic. Must be willing to jump In front of me when a Dalek try's to shoot me and be exterminated. age does not matter but people under 11 need not apply

  • I have the iPhone 4s and I have a cold so I lost my voice. So I screeched out " play Alex day" and it told me that I said play it and it said ok. It played here comes my baby

  • I was laughing so hard at the binary sudoku

  • 15 year old nerdfighter seeking a a similarly aged male. I am obsessed with harry potter to the point that it is my religion. Must own a nimbus 2000 or a newer model that we can fly around on and play some quidditch in our school holidays. Potter Haters need not apply :)

  • 14 year old nerdfighter timelady looking for a simalarly aged timelord. Must also accept the books are netter than movies, Harry potter is amazing and that world suck must be decreased. No daleks or cyberman need apply :)

  • Sixteen y/o male nerdfighter, nerd in general, debater who does MMA (it's nerdier than it looks) seeks female of similar age with similar interests.

    Oh, I'm also Scottish.

  • 16 y/o female slytherin seeker. Must be brave and hard hearted (mostly). Must have smoothed back yellow-white hair and once owned an elderwand

  • Girl seeking Pokemon playing, Harry Potter loving, Mumford and Sons listening, Twilight hating, Walmart loving, Sims gaming, boy who won't break my heart. :)

  • I speak elvish... in my defense, it's a beautiful language. I can't write it yet, but Aw- swee- lon means greetings :)

  • Wouldn't it be cool if nerds actual fell in nerd-like BECAUSE of the ads in the comments of this video? 

  • 15 yo female nerdfighter seeking Christian Hufflepuff boy of similar age. Must know all words to "Circle of Life", even the African ones and be able to sing it in tune.

  • 14 year old Ravenclaw, seeking a male with a passion for bow ties. Preferably tall, and with a snazzy catchphrase. Must drink apple juice. I do not mind muggles, although, a wizard would be nice. Must be able to either teleport or time travel. Lastly, he must come with a pair of tinted goggles.

  • 13 year old zelda nerd seeking her link to save her from her enemy's fortress, ravenclaw origin preferred, though hufflepuff will be accepted, non muggles preferred, but muggle borns are alright, squibs need not apply.

  • 14 yearold boy scottish cant sleep without watching youtube and reading my kindle

  • 14 year old female nerd fighter seeking male atheist of similar age to be open to spontaniously going to the theater at 1:00 am, to share with me my unending love for the universe, to constantly be open to debating. Likes COD, & AC. LOVES YouTube, south park, comedy/horror, science and dirty jokes. Hates homophobes, twilight and superficialness . (:

  • Nerdfighter; female, 14, seeks a male who can travel though space in time with her, doesn't mind the nerdgasams in random places whenever she sees something nerdy and will preferably join in with her, and is willing to sit next to me while I write my books for hours on end and tell me something nerdy to constantly make me laugh.

  • 18 year old female Nick Caraway, seeking her green light.

    Must be willing to handle long stretches of silence, Doctor Who marathons and a strong aversion to showing romantic affection in public.

  • 17 year old girl desperately wanting Alex Day.

    No one else need apply.

  • Vaguely obnoxious 15-year-old female seeks similarly-aged male. Must be musical, not object to spontaneous hugs or dance parties, and be accepting of a lack of a firm grasp of the obvious. Funny hats preferable, knowledge of obscure Irish punk demanded

  • Must be immature and prepared to fill apartment with balloons/playpen balls or make castles out of old matresses. Swivel chair jousting optional.

  • @CatFez Swivel chair jousting is always mandatory.

  • @CatFez Yay for XKCD references!

  • Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy quote!!!

  • Griffindor Girl seeking a boy who will understand avpm quotes and will not mind watching harry potter over and over agian, must be as adorable as Ron Weasley and love me as much as Snape loved Lilly

    note: must have read all 7 harry potter books!

  • 16 y/o Hufflepuff girl seeks similar age boy for reading, theatre obsessing, texting and scones. Must never forget to be awesome. :D

  • Lol I would dump my guy for David Tennant any day ;)

  • I'm a single nerdy male watching this video I am the 1%

  • I would dump anyone for Dr.Who too

    

  • Searching for someone who knows where his towel is and has a babel fish in their ear.

  • @longastah I'd like to buy you a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster

  • Searching for a 900 year old male with an intergalactic screwdriver, who always brings a banana to a party, who thinks fezzes are cool, who wants to be a ginger, who loves jelly babies, who also wears long scarves and eats his veggies.

    Contact me in my blue police box.

  • 16 year old Nerdfighter, looking for similar aged Ravenclaw. Must be willing to watch and enjoy back to back marathons of Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings and Adventure Time.

  • cardcaptor looking for a timelord wizard who enjoys reading and making comments on classic literature. PS must have the charm and adorableness of Neville Longbottom

  • 17 year old female seeking nerfighter male. Must be proficient in building forts and appreiciate Dr Who and Disney films. Must also be equipt to deal with being beaten at many various video games, but rage quits are acceptable.

    Note: No noobs allowed

  • 17 Year old athletic nerdfighter who loves to read seeking a male nerdfighter. He must appreciate my fake English accent and understand that I sing all of the time. Preferably can play an instrument or sing. Must love puns and play on words and paradoxes. Lastly, must be willing to stay up late playing video games with me and understand that I can be very competitive. (:

  • 19 Year old nerdfighting timelady seeking a timelord, must be 10th or 11th regeneration. Must not be a muggle, muggle-born okay. Must be fluent in elvish and have read all Harry Potter books.

  • Ravenclaw Timelady seeking pureblooded male, preferably a Starkid.

  • Male nerdfighter, who is willing to accept being left in favor of David Tennant, as long as partner is willing to accept being left in favor of Karen Gillan.

    Note: Acts like a total child, at the wrong times.

  • Ravenclaw student seeking any male that understands that ignorance is not something about which you boast. Must ignore the wierd noises I make when I'm startled or almost tripped. Must be open minded about my liking pirates better than ninjas. Must support my view on cats, which that they are all trying to kill us. Must understand how to use prepositions, and that the two versions of "your/you're" are not interchangable. Preferably timelord.

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  • NERDFIGHTERS! X

  • Pirate King, 19, seeking wench who will join my pirate crew. Must be willing to brave the Grand Line, IF you know what I mean. Must have eaten a devil fruit, and be profficient in Haki. Must remember to honor the birthday of Portgas D Ace, and not be afraid of the talking skeleton fencer musician with an afro. Must hate both pandas and lava immensely.

  • @uiruu Female pirate (18), braved the grand line with monkey d and sailed the seas of the caribbean on a ship with black sails. If you dont mind the fact that i carry cursed aztec gold then youre for me.

  • Male mage (20) seeking male warrior (19+) to form a magical bond. Woud perfer to have some levels of the bard class, but not a must. Must not be affraid of unearthly places. Must have intelligent level of above normal, and must be able to stratagize. Magical abilities are not required, but they do make things fun.

  • This video is the reason I became a nerdfighter.

  • oh Alex would be please there was an advert for breaking dawn before the video 

  • 4th year RavenClaw female searching for someone with musical ability, odd taste in music, preferably tall, willing to play hours of Spyro with pride, smells good, and have a bromance for David Tennant.

  • awkward teenage nerd who appreciates assassins creed, harry potter and doctor who along with various and totally eclectic musicians and other things, looking for a guy who will enjoy all of her nerdy jokes, portal references and be a fan of her increasing screen printed nerd shirt collection. bonus points for owning a TARDIS

  • I also like a man who knows where his towel is. Seriously though, my favorite Tom Baker episode I could watch on Netflix was one written by Douglas Adams.

  • A female member of the Timelord species of 114 (minus 100) years seeking a similarly or slightly higher aged member of the same species, but opposite gender. A love of the Whoniverse, Wizarding World and invisible ninja objects required. Also, a love of trains, random objects, drawing, the events in that galaxy far far away much appreciated. Also note, if you have a TARDIS, I will marry you then and there.

  • Btw! I'm a girl. (see comment below)

  • 3rd year slytherin looking for the perfect guy. Any age, as long as you're older than me and any house. Must be taller than me, funny, read the Harry potter series AT LEAST twice and watched all the movies.

  • a bland teenage girl who only wishes she could go up to her room and read Wuthering Heights like normal...

  • @MissCraymerica I totally get what you just said and I think that's a sign to get off youtube now....

  • @MissCraymerica Bella Swan?

  • Hufflepuff in search of a nerdy timelord... Anyone.......ok...........

  • Why can't these girls live near me?

  • Short, not sporty, nerdfighting teenage girl looking for her Doctor. Must be awkward, have an odd love of bowties, and enjoy hugging. Warhammer expert a much appreciated bonus, although beginners are acceptable. Ravenclaw boys appreciated. Good music taste essential.

  • @Cathryn11ful gryffindor!? slytherin for life <3

  • 15 year old Slytheryn girl looking for... Tall, dark , grifondor, no parsoltoung required

  • fourteen year old griffyndor seeks a male from ANY house, though must be similar age ;) . Must have read all h.p books and watched all the films, and will dissect them with me. Must willingly watch jane austen marathons with me on rainy days. Must accept that if david tennant/tom felton (if you dont know who tom felton is, dont even bother talking to me!)/alex pettyfer asks me out, i will leave them straight away! European (though not german) or irish accents are a bonus, though not a neccessity

  • @BobolinaBookworm123 Not german?

  • @uiruu germans nice too :)

  • Eighteen-year-old female Hufflepuff in search of a devilishly handsome male of any house and blood status. Must have read all Harry Potter books and know what Pottermore is. Must also get hysterically happy when sighting a blue Police Telephone Box in real life and also must accept the fact that if Jackson Rathbone, Liam Dryden, or Evana Lynch ask me out, I will leave him, even if I am not a lesbian. Evana is just that awesome.

    Accents are a bonus, especially if said accents are from the UK.

  • i had to look up the word "pash"

  • Giant squids of anger need not apply... :')

  • THE CAKE IS A LIE. Also, GO BAND!!!