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  • @Jawooosh Did you know an interesting fact that to get the Michael Myers mask they took a William Shatner mask and turned it inside out. and panted it and blah blah blah. But yea it's shatner.

  • @Jawooosh I like what you do bro. keep doing it. Also if you need a translator for speaking dumbass just let me know. *smirk*

  • does anybody here speak dumbass lol!!! and the marajuana scene and lumis anurism lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @tothedevilnow I do.

  • jawooosh i dont know if you are reading this but i would just like to let you know that you are one of my favorite people on youtube, you are extremely funny and i completely understand the message that you are trying to send through these videos, i don't just pay attention to this channel i pay attention to all of your channel, the 4 o channel is my favorite, rock on dude

  • i would join you in the organization i am tired of them fucking up good old classic horror movies that we know and love ur right just put em into a line and *slash* *stab*

    except for rob zombies new movie its actually pretty good

  • @wowewow1221 ..... I said lets get YOU all in a line so I can slice the shit out of YOU.

  • @Jawooosh but i would help u do that

  • @wowewow1221 Are you German?

  • @jawooosh half german half american

    

  • @wowewow1221 but all the things uve been talking about by hating movies then ripping on them like u did with jason x u bassically just did what u yourself hates

  • @wowewow1221 I dont hate on films for the sake of hating on films. I give reasons for why people are illogical retards by using something that they like or dislike and in these cases I use horror films.

    By the way, half german half american is also known as german which = just doesn't get it.

  • @Jawooosh for that first part so u basically show people what they do and how they react to these films to make them look how retarded they are? and for that second part im sorry but im 15 so i didnt get it a little myself

  • @wowewow1221 Kid ... did you watch this video? Do you watch any of my videos? Cause if you did you sure as hell aren't listening to anything I'm saying. Watch and listen to some of my other stuff and maybe you'll come across something. And dont you ever dodge behind your age for an excuse that is so cowardly, there are plenty of kids younger than you who completely understood what I said.

  • @Jawofag i am 15 i was born september 24 1996 at 11:31 am

  • i would join you in the organization i am tired of them fucking up good old classic horror movies that we know and love ur right just put em into a line and *slash* *stab*

    

  • claim one for the woooossh

    

  • the only thing i hated from the remake is the fucked up childhood of Micheal, but other then that the remake was a good modern adaptation from the original.

  • Great Reviewish vlog.

    I never hated the remake, sure it wasn't great but the cast made it watchable and the same goes for Rob Zombie's style. It at least looks like a "real" horror film, with some elements of suspense and build up. The remake doesn't live up to the original but is close enough.

    thanks for doing these videos.

  • why isnt jawoosh making videos anymore

  • @ronsaw78 he on jawoooosh

  • @ronsaw78 I know, I would love his take of newer movies! Bullshit attacks for everyone ! ! ! ! !

  • i prefer the original to the remake but the remake had its moments i mean its a bit bland to me but its not well nightmare on elm st remake *shudders*

  • the lord of the rings bit made me almost piss my pants i laugthed so hard

  • Where as Halloween is a great movie, and Michael Myers is one of the horror icons, I think Halloween takes a back seat to all the other horror movies, for this reason, Theres no explanation, he just wants to kill his family, and he's immortal somehow, where as, Leatherface kills people for food, and to defend himself, Jason and Freddy Both kill for revenge.

  • rob's first halloween remake was good. the second one sucked though. just too much cursing, and overall wasn't very good. the only part i enjoyed was the nightmare in the hospital scene.

  • i looked at the wikapedia they will make a halloween 3D but like i said 10% exspectations due to shitty sieres but i guess ill see it just to see if its a mericle that they finnaly made a new good one i have been waiting sence halloween remake

  • wow 10 movies and only 4 were good that sucked but the 4 that were good were great but everything els sucked i heard they were gonna make a 3 but i only got like 10% of my exspectations left

  • my opinion of them all halloween-great fucking film halloween 2-really great i loved it halloween 3-WTF!!!what is your problem who ever made it i forgot return of mickle myers-ugh it was a waste of my time revenge of mickle myers-come on wtf curse of mickle myers-still a long line of shit! halloween h20-a proper 3 it had the crue and everything halloween ressurection-kinda of a 4 but i didnt hasatate to see it halloween remake-great!!! halloween 2 remake-rob zombie fucked up bad!
  • also what pissed me off is halloween 3 had nothing to do with the movies its like the return of mighle myers was the real 3 but to me halloween h20 was like a real 3 but the all other before it sucked

  • the remake the bad ass but the sequel was kinda shitty

  • @Jawoosh I speak Dumbass. Hire me. HAHAHAHAHAHa. your awesome

  • the remake sucks the real one kicks assss and the remake was good

  • @brian09091 ....wow

  • @Jawooosh I liked the remake but the original Halloween is i little bit better. but the freddy krueger remake was terrible. WHERE THE FUCK WAS ROBERT ENGLUND.

  • @Neximus1337 Please, shut up about the remake. You people are exactly the ones that he was talking about. Pathetic assholes that are a bunch of followers. Robert can't be young and have energy forever, so of course they change actors. Just because Robert isn't in the movie, doesn't mean it's terrible. The only bad part, is that they keep using the fucking pop up scares. Don't excpect the movie to be exactly as the original. If you want it to be the same, watch the original movie and don't bitch.

  • @ThatReallyQuietDude i know but im just saying it would have been cool to see him as a different character so that he was added in to the movie.  you didnt really need to be a dick about it

  • @Neximus1337 no where in your previous comment did you say anything about having Robert be a different character in the film. Everyone that reads your comment has only the obvious to assume why you hated the remake and it leads to Robert not being Freddy. It has been countless times I get messages that dont describe why people like or dislike Anything but feel the need to blurt out "It Sucked!" and this is your result. Yes, he did need to be a dick. Choose your words from now on.

  • @Jawooosh there were other reasons why i didnt like it but Freddy just didnt look all that good.

  • @Neximus1337 thats fine but this is about what you decided to write in the first place. It is no longer about why you disliked the film, its the way you decided to say it the first time around. Feel free to tell why you didn't like it, just remember to say those things in detail first.

  • @Jawooosh ok

  • @ThatReallyQuietDude i agree its a REMAKE if whoever wants to change things up they can because its THEIR version

  • @brian09091 that makes no fucking sense 

  • @brian09091 can you read...like at all? 

  • the remake sucks the real one kicks assss

  • when u said about popping loomis vein i fell off my chair jawoosh

  • I loved both the original and the remake to be honest.

  • hey jawoosh i like your vids i thought the dawn of the dead vid was the funnyest

  • rob zombie's halloween was KICKASS awsome movie does not suck at all nothing wrong with it at all

  • @BEANYGIANT1

    obvious troll is obvious

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  • @JamesStarkweather oh and i wasn't talking to you

  • @BEANYGIANT1 but I was talking to you

  • @JamesStarkweather im joking ya know its one of them jokes so ii think we were talking about halloween wasn't we sorry dude

  • Love you, Jawooosh! Awesome video, as usual!

    MrOTK1995 is kind of right - you don't like the remake? Let's see YOU make a better remake. Rob Zombie did a good job!

  • fu

    

  • RZ halloween was really good but JC halloween is way better

  • Lol your mask remind's me of Billy Baldwin 

  • i loved the first halloween remake by Rob...but the 2nd was just ughhh cant stand it

  • You know I watched this when it came out I almost unsubbed you got lucky man im glad I didnt you the shit

  • FUCK YEAH ROBZOMBIES REMAKES WERE THE SHYT

  • I actually really liked this remake, maybe even more than the original movie, and I agree with you about people bitching about horror remakes; while this recent trend of remaking every horror film imaginable is becoming rather annoying, the vast amounts of people who bitch about them constantly are even worse. Your portrayal of of the typical hater of this film at the start of the video was great, it really shows how stupid someone can appear when they whine about a fucking movie! Great video!

  • rob zombie- living dead girl is the song

  • Dont punish me. Oh you really done it now, you little shit. Haha

  • ok wait im confused... was it good or not to me yea it was good it sticked to the plot....somehwat....but anyway the point is its suppose to show like what happen to michael why he become so fucked in the head but wasnt he 8 wen that happened yea not 12 right so im a bit confused..is it good..or bad

  • about fuckin time ive always thought that same thing and for holloween 2 rob zombie makes good music but i lost all respect for destroying an icon like michael

  • @DAMIONJET Rule 6

  • @Jawooosh im gunna...pretend to know what that is...if its an answer to a question...i guess

  • @Jawooosh hey jawoosh i love your reviews i mean you say the truth,can i have the song in the beginning of 64. Halloween thank you u rock

  • @DAMIONJET did you watch the whole video?

  • @LonesomePine369 yes thats why i was confused lol i had to watch it several times before i figured out he was kinda defending it or something but then again i was freakin sleepy so yea

  • @DAMIONJET Did you watch the whole video? 

  • i hate rob zombie because he's the reason why there's no halloween 9

  • well if this guy didnt like the movie why in the hell do you think he would go out all the way and research all the facvts and shit and jokes lines and scripts just so he can hear your goddamn opinions about he doesnt like this and doesnt like that..he didnt make it just for us.. he just made it to have fun and TEACH us a little more than we think we actully know about these two movies..\

    Your welcome Jawooosh

  • I really like what you done with the wall here, I like how the light plays with the texture, it really brings out uor emotinal fellings of our darker fellings really nice!

    LMAO! XD

  • the begging i was like "-.- REALLY that harsh"

  • It wasn't the worst movie ever made but it lead us hardcore Halloween fans to believe it would be as good if not better then the original considering that it was pretty much the same script with obvious add ons that didn't make sense. On that note I found H2 to be VERY well done. I liked that it took a completely different turn from the original sequel.

  • "Does anybody here speak Dumbass?" HAHAHAHA Damn, that shit was pretty funny lol

  • myers is a horror legend but the face of horror isnt a face its a mask a hockey mask

  • The Halloween remake is underrated, but H2......someone needs to get RKO'd for that one.

  • "does anybody here speak dumbass"? LMFAO

  • @AMAC121340 yeah I was like I speak a little sir

  • haha jawoosh , i love your sarcasms , haha " look behind that bush with ur x-ray vision , i know u have it ", haha lol , sorry if i wrote wrong some words , i have to practice more my english , nice review , i loved the jason x review , well see ya

    saying bye from mexico

  • haha jawoosh , i love your sarcasms , haha " look behind that bush with ur x-ray vision , i know u have it ", haha lol , sorry if i wrote wrong some words , i have to practice more my english , nice review , i loved the jason x review , well see ya

    saying bye from mexico

  • literally you have to be a fan to know this movie word by word.

    thanks mom

  • i thought the remake for halloween 1 was decent but i hated the H2 for some reason.

  • Okay,let me refrase

    to the 16 People WHO WATCHED THE VIDEO AND DISLIKED IT

    would you rather have the movie be directed by uwe boll or the guy who directed jason X?

  • To the 16 people whp thought this movie was bad...

    would you rather have the movie be directed by uwe boll or the guy who directed jason X?

    Rob zombie did an awesome job with this movie if you ask me.

  • @MrOTK1995 16 .... you just said 16 ..... why the fuck would I bother making this video if only the random number of 16 people didn't like the movie?

  • @Jawooosh

    my point was that,the people who didn't like the movie.

    obviously there are more than 16 people who didn't like this movie

    But.....you know what

    never mind,you get the point

    there are FAR worse movies out there.that's all i'm saying

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  • @H1CKL1NG1995 WHich dude are you reffering to?

  • @Jawooosh Oh man I wish I got to be in your review!!!

  • @Jawooosh Cuz that's how many people disliked your video...

  • Excellent remake, there are only few similarities in the remake but still a very good movie. The originals good also.

  • i loved the first one rob made but the 2rd one kinda sucked

  • Did you like house of a thousand corpses?

  • Hopefully you will be able to detect the sincerity in what I am about to write. You are hilarious! I loved the editing & all of the work that you put into this. I don't know a damn thing about creating & editing vids, but I know greatness when I see it. The ending had me laughing so hard that it hurt my tummy. For that, I thank you. Now, I don't feel so badly about skipping the crunches & yoga today.

  • i actully didnt mind halloween 2007 but i really hate halloween 2 in 2009 it sucked bum

  • @acomedyz THE 2009 IS BAD BUT THERES WHORST MOVIES THAN THAT

  • @pta917 yeah

  • @acomedyz yeah

  • @acomedyz i agree the 1st one rob made was good but the 2rd eeeh

  • @TheMasonBeale yeah i really hate Halloween 2

  • liveing dead girl rocks

  • wow not a hater but you should have been rob zombie

  • I thought the visionary, and scenery, was great and the murder scenes...I could actually see...

  • The remake isn't shit it is a good movie , but I don't love a lot, but......OH FUCK!!! I lost my train of thought! DAMN IT!!

  • You are so right dude the remake is ok its not the worst movie it's bad but not that bad. The original was a lot better but the remake ok.

  • u crackhead

  • so right. The remake sucked big dick.

  • @popZoro Rule 6

  • @Jawooosh You make me LMAO!!!

  • @Jawooosh Where can I buy a Michael Myers mask like that? Do you know a website or something?

  • @Jawooosh I hope popZoro realizes hes a tard

  • @popZoro why?

    the remake its not a bad movie

  • @popZoro he liked the movie... it would be nice if u finished the video...

  • Jawooosh you are so awesome you make revies so comical! Love it!

  • @jawoosh Whats the name of that muffin thing that said "Oh Hi..".I really whant to now thanks bye.

  • woosh the girl said its the boogey man hes outside

  • I watch your videos for your hilarious commentaries

    I haven't seen any of the movies that you've reviewed

    Good job ^^

  • What is the thing with the kid chef laughing?

  • ya know i think you should do a remake reveiw of one that pissed you off ya know one that you thought was very crappy like possibly the new nightmare movie or maybe the day of the dead remake i think that would be kind of cool idk

  • i hated her in that movie, jamie lee curtis has no right to be the scream queen.

  • lol at 2:30

  • you fuck funny

  • I liked the remake but the original was the best.

  • I hate people say all remakes suck, i know its their opininon, but if they actually sat down and watched every remake that has been made, they would feel stupid.The fog,friday the 13th and my bloody valentine were okay. HALLOWEEN, AMITITYVILLE HORROR, and possably the new nightmare on elm street, great remakes.

  • i liked rob zombie's halloween i don't get why people say it's horrible. i'm not crazy about the second movie but i thought it was decent.

  • jawoosh i love your video, i mean this video is true, people dont like this movie because it aint like the verry frist on, and it aint to some parts, but it was verry good and people dont like it they dont know shit, i mean it was verry good, and i love your videos your the best thang on youtube, and i really like it. and i am your fan

  • what editing software do u use

  • You made good points and this review was very entertaining.

    But I didnt like this movie for many reasons. I just don't think Daeg was scarey even when he snapped in a way it was laughable

  • Yea I guess but u have 2 admit its was horrible but awsome review 5 stars :)

  • I agree with u if they say its the worst movie ever made they should watch texas chainsaw massacre the next generation :)

  • ....the worst movie you have ever seen was TCM next generation?

    You got a lot of movies to watch

  • @Jawooosh actually jason x is

  • @Jawooosh its like no bodies ever seen plan 9 from outerspace XD

  • i thought the halloween remake was the best remake i saw in my opinion but h2 was ok,i cant put my finger on but h2 was just unamusing to my opinion but it was ok,people that hate the halloween remake should say that they do but they shouldnt scream out that it was bad which is what u said,but do u think theyll be remaking halloween 3 because i have no clue how they will remake that movie?

  • @hisehise98 WATCH CAMP BLOOD

  • @hisehise98 ummm its not bad its just as not as good as the first one

  • @Carlos56571 that is kinda true lol

  • What the f*ck? Why is everyone argueing cuz people don't like the remake and somepeople do? I like the first remake because it concentrated on micheals childhood and why he wad the way he was. No so much the second because way to much use of the word fuck. But come on people. Do you all not have lives and spend all your times on Youtube starting arguements? You're all pathetic and childish. ESPECIALLY JAWOOOSH.

  • cool that you define stupidity danjoker619

  • @mrpr0b0y thank you mr. you should get a life

  • OMG, you feel the same way as I do, FUCK ROB ZOMBIE and that piece of shit of a remake. Why that fuck would anyone let rob zombie remake the best horror movie of all time. Due i just subbed to you, because you just speak everything i want to say about horror movies.

  • @Danjoker619 shut ur mouth the two new remakes are great

  • first off watch the fucking vid before u open your cock sucking mouth if did he says he likes him and hates people like you it was great i thought he did great on the first one but the second not so much he should us how THE American horror icon, legend, was made into the dark thing/ devil in the shape of a man became who he is i mean if u like will sandin better u need to just go choke on a dick to death so shut your fucking mouth when u have no idea what u are talking about just to be herd

  • @bammafan wow apparently you like the word cock too much, wonder why. and im not gonna argue with someone that thinks horror is just gore and horny kids getting killed. Fuck u and Rob zombie. Fuck your remake too

  • if u have not noticed everyone hates u in this tread so fuck off and i have a girl freind so yea i am not gay and i never said i like them because of the gore and nudity i like it because that is robs styel and it is a very good one too soo.

  • Your remake is shit!!

  • Your remake is shit!! and why would I want anyone of you fucking fags to like me in this tread. And wow good for you that you have a girlfriend, you are so especial.

  • Kid, your a pathetic low life piece of shit nothing, go fuck yourself and die, get the fuck off my channel.

  • well said i can disagree did uget my mesage bout th AT

  • @Jawooosh owned. 

  • @Danjoker619 JAWOOOSH PWNED U DUDE U ARE A FAG! I STAND UP FOR HIM SO WHY DON'T U JUST GO SHIT, WIPE IT ON UR FACE, AND GO FUCK UR SELF DICK! JAWOOOSH DOES THE BEST MOVIE REVIEWS EVAR AND WHOEVER DISAGREES WITH ME... FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO GOOD FOR U U ASS WIPES ON YOUTUBE! WHOEVER AGREES WITH ME THUMBS UP AND GIVE UR SELF A COOKIE!!!

  • @Danjoker619 dude atfu this dude is the fucking best bullshit attacker not try to be A kiss ass pussy...... gtfo hes channel

  • @Danjoker619 like your retarded comment you left...you are the true face of "Life is not avaliable"

  • wow, how about you come up with a better comeback because that's kinda what i just said

  • @inkysquid59 im srry that u have no friends and ur a gay bitch

  • hahahahah so funny all of it

  • you talk a lot of shit, but that shit is true and great! and thats why your awsome.

  • In the beginning it kinda sounds like someones. . .  well. . .

    Faping

  • why is your face black

  • Your Fucking Awesome Jawooosh!

    We need to meet up and start a channel like the station or some shit!

  • i agree with this guy

  • i had the same thing to say as hockeyguy 8541

  • I think she said

    -Was that boogie man?

  • ahahahahahahah

  • HAHAHAHA does anyone here speak dumb ass!!! man your so awesome!!