Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (Funny Scenes) Part 1

[2dalooSp4rKeLz]

Cockmeat sandwich

[DannyDoughty88]

'oh please, dude your barely even brown'

[joe12345662]

Rasist white guy: "Do u want to rape america??" Beacher: "......no...." Rasist white guy: " Then stop fucking with me!" haha hella funny :)

[rolandoandhisvioce]

cock meat sandwitch

[MrWaterpipelover]

Rip 9/11 victims I'm happy we killed bin laden his wife's and son :) hahaha that what happens when you fuck with USA"" God bless America

[bigbiggymasterbig]

@MrWaterpipelover LMAOO dont tell me there is still ppl in USA that thinks bin laden ad anything to do with 9/11 ??wow you stupid fuck your the perfect U.S citizen 

[aweseb]

@bigbiggymasterbig no hes just an ass, just like you. ur just a sterotype following piece of shit. ive seen ur profile, want me to talk shit about canada? trust me i know loads of canadians that'd rather be in america than in ur shit counrty

[bigbiggymasterbig]

@aweseb ho we could talk shit about each others country for weeks.i know lots of americans who are embarassed to live in the states too.and vice versa.So,are you one that thinks bin laden ad anything to do with 9/11 ??

[lethyrin]

"Do u want to rape america?!"

"...no......."

"THEN STOP FUCKING WITH ME" *throw the picture of the guy's daughter at the wall*

.....americans...... hahahahaha

[MclovinDMC]

(funny scenes)? should've just uploaded the whole movie lol

[jdvgtl]

In fact: Creeps me out just being around you Fags... LoL

[madmouse71]

"Cold Meat Sandwich" hehehehe

[BombayBawBagZ]

@madmouse71 cock***

[yianski]

oh god his dick smells like shit dude LOL

[akp8806]

You matthew perry looking bitch

[nikkaplz6]

cock meat sandwich XDDDDDD love this shit

[miniexooutsider]

this is just a bong A BOMB



[MrDonVitoCorleone1]

Fuck no....ain't nothing gay about gettn your dick sick...you the ones that's gay for sucking my dick...Lmfao

[brandykaiser1106]

ryth abouth nou SUKHERRRRRRRRR! LMAO

[abdoushareef93]

Bigbob: you boys ready for your cock meat sandwich? LMFAO!!!!

[KevSoVideos]

"I've never sucked a dick before... I bet it sucks dick!" ROFL

[darkninjagz1]

@currypop8 you mad cuz of 9/11. Get over it

[wolimSe]

i love when Harold say: WTF haha

[MrNaumanafzalzia]

Stop humiliating Humans and killing Muslims on the name of "War of Terror". Stop it now. There were no terrorists before 9/11 show. Now this movie shows a very funny view of the Guantanamo Bay. It's not so fun out there. Word Torture doesn't cover even a fraction of it.

[currypop8]

@MrNaumanafzalzia gtfo dumb muslim hahah go get bombed 

[MrNaumanafzalzia]

@currypop8 I don't actually talk with Speaking Monkeys. You better shut up if you don't know anything :-)

[TheRavager94]

WHATTHEFAAAA WHATTHEFAAAA!!!

[satanslavery]

Airport Security : Hey, who you calling Matthew Perry, bitch?

Kumar : I'm calling you Matthew Perry,

you Matthew Perry-looking bitch!

LMFAO

[Tarzan502402]

"HEY HEY.....FUCK U"

[Winter10110]

What about? POISON GASS!!!!!!!

[FinalLegacy25]

You should of just recorded the whole movie bro lol

[cheezkid]

I love this movie it's just as funny as part 1 and part 3. I don't get why so many people don't like it.

[Skatetutorial7]

@cheezkid

where is part 1 and 3?

[Skatetutorial7]

fuck you dounats are awesome

[thisdude47]

hey, its matthew perry

[nicholas33309]

there gonna make us suck their fuckin dicks we're gonna die anyway !!

[crazy444534]

HE! HEY! HEY! HEY! ZIP IT HELLO KITY

[nicholas33309]

6 people are Mathew Perry lookin bitches !!

[dinosdontgorawr]

FUCK YOU, DOUGHNUTS ARE AWESOME!!!

[13SKALLDAY]

why dont u jus kick our asses? lmao

[13SKALLDAY]

hope u like donuts

[13SKALLDAY]

u mattew perry lookin bitch hahahaha

[roloninja1996]

for a minute i thought that he said where is the meth.

[18scotslad]

Are you retarded, u brought weed on the FUCKING airplane!! lmao

[KurtHm61]

"Now Im in guatamano bay"

Didn't I tell you not to pay taxes" lol

[theheat510]

Fuck you, donuts are awesome 

[TheStarryboy]

is it freedom o clock?? LMAO

[TheHasanMurat]

"Heyheyhey! Zip it, Hello-kitty!" AHHAHAAA XD

[angeloszavier]

Thats stupid!

[TheBatman4realz]

Zip it hello kitty-lolllz

[ZHREDERR]

Bawrus?

[lijah389]

hope u guys like extra mayo...........epic



[iPodtouchkid2011]

"dude he smells like burnt ass hole" lolololol

[eemilien]

"i never sucked a dick before, it gotta suck dick" really? lol

[RisottoSuarez1987]

@eemilien WOW THAT WASNT EVEN THE LINE U DUMB FUCKING ASSHOLE GO SUCK A FUCKING DICK FUCKBAG

[eemilien]

@RisottoSuarez1987 o sooo sorry i bet it sucks dick better? instead of being useless in your life and reading every comment on here do something productive dumbass and next you pmsing bitch keep it to urself

[ImyManz99]

Is it freedom o'clock? lmao

[koolkiidtre13]

I LOOOOOVE BEACHER!! :D

[HeavyVerbzz]

"aint nothing gay in getting your dick sucked, your the one who's gay for sucking my dick".....AHAHAHAH best line ever

[RisottoSuarez1987]

@HeavyVerbzz THATS WHAT I SAID TO YOUR FUCKING GAY ASS DAD

[HeavyVerbzz]

@RisottoSuarez1987

im sure you enjoyed his yeast infected dick in your mouth....did you juggle his cum as well??..ur mom would be soo proud

[eemilien]

@HeavyVerbzz dont waste time with some lowlife acting big on the internet let the bitch continue it period then she will shut up

[HeavyVerbzz]

@eemilien

yyep....lets ignore that thing lol

[Jayreid6282]

"ayy ayy ayy ....fuck you you"

[sneakaholic011]

"in fact... it creeps me out just lookin' at you fags... GET ON YOUR FUCKIN KNEES"

hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

[yinjara]

Guantanomo is a much nicer looking facilities, looks almost like a hospital, were those scene filmed in a barn?!

[dieptkhang]

@yinjara been there done that before?

[yinjara]

@dieptkhang nope, just called common sense. Ever seen a prison documentary? Have you EVER seen one that looked anything like that, that wasn't from like the early 1900s? GB looks nothing like that, modern prisons look nothing like that, I'm just saying it looks like they filmed it in a barn. The government for whatever reason spends an assload of money on prison systems, they're ridiculously nice and "sterile" looking, think hospital.

[XboxLiveVloggers]

I never suck dick before, I bet it sucks dick. XD lol best part

[MrNitro408]

Hahahhhaha haaaaaaaaa woooooooooo BOOM!!

[Littlespaz80]

"do u want to rape America" "no" "then stop fucking with me" throws the picture

[LawLaGe11711]

lol "funny scenes part 1" it's 9:44 out of like the first 12:00 minutes of the movie, better off to see the whole thing.

[MrMMOBr]

TERRORIST!!!!

[UnknownCreek]

please dont let it be big bob

hi! im big bob :)

[UnknownCreek]

EWW smells like shit

[huricanrage]

Dude ur barely brown!! XD

[kev1435]

"Zip It Hello Kitty" xD

[UnknownCreek]

Aint nothin gay about getting your dick sucked!

you the ones thats gay for suckin my dick LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[ClumsyKrN]

@UnknownCreek in fact, creeps me out just bein around you fags.

[mychangedname]

0:36 LOLOLOLOLOLROFLMFAOOLLLLOL @ HAROLDS VOICE

[MuleHouseProductios]

where's part 2

[M8cool]

@MuleHouseProductios lol i've uploaded this video about a year ago, and it wasn't that popular..so I just left it. But now I'm working on it..:)

[saimsaeed96]

@M8cool upload part 2 fast please

[skycrysis]

@saimsaeed96 Just watch the movie, you have serval sites that uploaded this movie like movie2k. google it.

[iluvbeef11]

i'm not gonna lie, the prison guard at 6:21 is really sexy. i wouldn't mind eating his cock-meat sandwich :)

[AlConQueso13]

"Oh god, his dick smells like shit dude." hahaha!! priceless

[darrensymes]

"hope you boys like extra mayo"

[darrensymes]

"Hey, Hey FUCK YOU..."

[tomskypeboy]

u r the one who is gay for sucking my dick

[cheezkid]

Zip it! Zip it Hello Kitty!!

[lexxisful]

This is America, do you want them to "RAPE" America! hahahahaha, best comment!

[youngflamer99]

Can't wait for it in 3D!

[inoviamaster]

ahaaahahahahahaa, ewwwwwww BOOOM.

xD

[HAlo2uad]

poisionn gassss haahhaha lmao

[jaromir1991]

LMAO IT'S JUST A BONG....HE'S GOT A BOMB!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[feb22thing87]

LMFAO.. STFU HELLO KITTY!!! 

[whitecloadsscareme1]

racial profiling is retarded.

[inoviamaster]

@whitecloadsscareme1 ur the one to be talking. mister whitecloadsscareme1

[sanelloves]

you look like mathue parry who you calling mathue pary bitch im calling you mathue pary you mathue pary looking bitch hahahah epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MarlboroKnightHawk]

I LOLd at the fact that he hit George Bush's picture with the picture frame.

[weeman7970]

Should have just posted the whole movie.

[Bahzad23]

why is it a bad thing to call someone a "Matthew Perry" lol? i like chandler

[westcoastgurly]

this movie never gets old!! so damn hilarious!!!

[TheOriolefan22]

lol at the beginning i shit my pants

[idonotwastenames]

9:41 hypocrite just destroyed "America"

[gradel888]

rob coddry = BIGGEST ASSHOLE WHO SHOULD BE SUCKING BIG BOB'S FAT DICK RIGHT NOW

[fucker007moneeey]

big BOB lol

there goign to make us suke big bob dick

[MrCrashoveride54]

btw at 8:00 where the other guard is moaning n is about to cum those criminals block his dick by biting it; cum BLOCKED

[MrCrashoveride54]

i like how harold says fuck you "4:52" the pillow actually looks comfy (chocolate whoppers land onto the pillow) LOL all u have to do is tilt it til the shit falls off then flip it on the other side haha; do u guys want a cockmeat sandwich open up your mouths n start sucking LOL doesnt that guy at 6:23 the guard look fimilar?? hey there's nothing about gettin yer dick sucked....yer gay for suckin my dick.

[MrCrashoveride54]

yo if u start to see him taking a shit; i thought the shit was steaming but it was just the shower

[RodiDennS]

1:17 LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA

[DlSCREET]

Can't believe you cut it before the POISON GAS!!!!!!!!!! D: part, for shame -.-

[inoviamaster]

FUCK YOU DOUGHNUTS ARE AWSOME!!!!!!!

[Wolfsbane909]

@inoviamaster Krispy Creme donuts are the best

[kibainuzuka4eva]

@inoviamaster thier delious

[mihax24x]

@inoviamaster THEY ARE DELICIOUSE :D:D:D:D!!!!!!!!

[TheForbiddenNerd]

@inoviamaster they're delicious >:(

[silentxXxstride666]

"You want rights now!!?" xDDD

[isfur]

zip it hello kitty



[mjismypeterpan]

that ending offended me. Lol!!!! im not america cuz im not a little white girl??? Lol. Jk :) funny.

[Mboterophoto]

Fuck you!!! Donuts are awesome!!!!!!

[tylerandjaron]

@Mboterophoto you like donuts? wait till you see what they make you eat in here

[KNOWtheLEDGE17x]

I never had to suck dick before..........I bet it sucks dick! lolx

[horsiesrule123]

1:17 is my fav. part!!!!!!!!!!



[DattyMee]

heyy heyy fuck u lol

[doodooxcd2]

lol the highness of harold's voice in the beginning AHAHAHHAAA

[DrizzyBreezyCarter]

are you retarded? you bought weed on the fucking aeroplane, what the fuck? - funny shit this

[GangarQLD]

i hope you boys like extra mayo rofl :D

[uncagedfury24]

FUCK YOU Doughnuts are awesome!! Lol

[uncagedfury24]

Your barely even brown!!

[izwanissoslapstick]

Can You All SUBCRIBE ME,i will subcribe you all back,and add me as friend...please~~~~~...=)

[Arabculture101]

lol when he threw the picture at wall it hit bush's picture lol! XD

[Comickid1000]

It's funny that, on ondemand, this was under asian heritage

[RunawayLuv619]

Fhuck Yhuu! Doughnuts r Awesum!

There Delicious! >:\

Hahah! i luv Harold n Kumar!

[vavle82]

F**K YOU!!! donuts are awesome!

[14190286]

Do you want to rape America,

Of course not sir

Then stop f$&@ing with ME! Lolololol

[defsydemusic]

this was great....light it up

[ATMskate98]

lmfaoo

[trock355]

"Hey, Hey... FUCK YOU!" lol

[AzizScar12345]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COCK MEAT SANDWICH WITH EXTRA MAYO LOL THATS FRIGGIN SICK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[amfoster4]

a fucking cockmeat sandwich

[stephenwilllson]

hahaha pre fuckin funny

[pUNjAbiFlow23]

wow surprised no1 posted any comments fucking morons..

this was fuckin HILLARIOUS and u did a good job!

[M8cool]

@pUNjAbiFlow23 thanks dude...:)

[pUNjAbiFlow23]

@M8cool

N.p bro 

[nitroboost8765]

@M8cool Aw, you missed 'Poison gas!'! Never mind...Phenomenal clip :)