Tim Heidecker & Eric Wareheim on Jimmy Kimmel Live PART 2

[rockerguy08]

Omg funniest thing I've ever seen !! Like seriously, who would do that? It's like your one chance to go on jimmy kimmel and you wear the most ridiculous thing you can think of and do weird stretches and give jimmy a shrimp cake!?!?

[PeytonStaysGold]

What a beautiful troompbac

[ChristianU2ubeh]

I look down expecting to see funny comments but see two PMS'ing faggots. Ya blew it.

[micahthemann]

Oh yeah theyve also got a show and a movie.

[micahthemann]

if theyre unfunny faggots, then why arent you on jimmy kimmel?

[metathus1488]

@micahthemann wow jimmy kimmel, that sure is a first rate talk show (sarcasm off)

[TheWhistlingCysts]

this is hollywood this is the bigtime.

[metathus1488]

Nothing but a couple of unfunny faggots.

[rollomaughfling]

@metathus1488 Good thing the world has you to make better comedy.

[metathus1488]

@rollomaughfling I leave funnier things in the toliet.

[rollomaughfling]

@metathus1488 That's a real shame. You should bring them out for all the world to see! Really.

[metathus1488]

@rollomaughfling Ill make a video and post it as a response to this one and see how people like it.

[bigpyro1618]

@metathus1488 ...how sad your life must be you closeted repressed homophobic little child. When were you on Kimmel? Never? Is that because you're a regular 'faggot?' By the way the word you're using means cigarettes or pile of sticks, they are neither. Respond when you're writing and airing your own shows, old spice commercials and appearing on talk shows all over the nation. Until that time, enjoy being pathetic. 

[metathus1488]

@bigpyro1618 well, I bet more people agree with me than with you, so fuck off

[bigpyro1618]

@metathus1488 Not on this video, kid. So whatever you bet, pay up bitch. 

[metathus1488]

@bigpyro1618 Look at this video...there ...thats every fan of these two fags in the world. How about we show their show to random people on the street and see what happens. And dont call me a kid you fucking cocksucker.

[bigpyro1618]

@metathus1488 Actually look at every video on youtube by them, that's billions. And what do random people have to do with anything? Nothing. We were discussing fans of their videos. Way to drop the ball on logic. Stop acting like a child and you won't be treated like one, ma'am.

[metathus1488]

@bigpyro1618 Billions? Wow, you just proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are a fucking idiot. Lets put it this way...nobody outside the USA knows this show even exsists. The USA only has about 320 million people. And maybe 0.5% of the total population of the USA find this shit funny. In fact I doubt its even that high. You must be some 14 year old kid living with mommy and daddy because no adult could be as stupid as you unless they have down syndrome.

[bigpyro1618]

@metathus1488 Clearly you don't understand how the world counts views on internet videos, retire from life you closeted freak. You're one weird and sad lady.

[metathus1488]

@bigpyro1618 Oh so you dont think its just fags like you and a small select group of other dumbasses that are constantly coming to their videos and giving it views? What are you kid, 12? Fucking idiot.

[bigpyro1618]

@metathus1488 Clearly missing the point. Reading comprehension = Not your strong suit. You keep insinuating I'm a homosexual, clearly your closeted. Your anger shows you have a less than average size penis. You have enough problems without me proving you wrong time and time again. Poor kid.

[metathus1488]

@bigpyro1618 Dont call me a kid troll. I am older than you little bitch. Just keep watching your fag comedy and leave the rest of us that actually have a good sense of humor alone. You must get your ass kicked daily in school kid. I would love to see how tough you are without the computer to hide your identity you fucking coward.

[bigpyro1618]

@metathus1488 Cool story. bro.

[IamTrollingYouNow]

@metathus1488 imatroll. #thatainttrollin #timandericmakemoreinadaytheny­oudoinyourlife

[bullchargersc]

@metathus1488 just because you didnt get a wet french kiss from winterman...doesnt mean you have to take it out on us. keep it trimmed and wet next time anus.

[klsjafksjdfklsdfjkls]

@metathus1488 Yeah their type of humor only appeals to a VERY specific group of people. Don't get angry over their success though. 

[metathus1488]

@klsjafksjdfklsdfjkls Haha, tim and eric and success do not belong in the same sentence.

[klsjafksjdfklsdfjkls]

@metathus1488 Quick reply: You can't say they aren't successful.

[metathus1488]

@klsjafksjdfklsdfjkls They really are not that successful. How many fans do they have? I bet more people hate them than like them.

[hussgert2]

@metathus1488 unfortunately most people don't understand their sense of humor. but if you did, you would see that they are fucking hilarious

[metathus1488]

@hussgert2 But whats is there to understand? I mean, they are homo erotic, they just do gross shock comedy, and its not funny. I honestly watched a couple episodes to see if I could get it and I couldnt. I just dont understand it.

[hussgert2]

@metathus1488 what they do is anti-comedy. if you watch your town's local television channel you'll see a lot of what they do on the show. their comedy style is to be so ridiculously unfunny that it is hilarious, and it takes a certain taste to understand it, its not for everyone

[skulleton]

@hussgert2

they expose the absurdity of television

[ChristianU2ubeh]

@metathus1488 uMADbro?

[Corkoth55]

i wish dee vee was my son.

[SuperSpanishChicken]

All the food is poison

[BeefBastard]

@SuperSpanishChicken napples?

[xXJamieRawrXx]

you gotta keep your bush trim and wet

[mirrorseye]

winterman?? LMAO!!

[gilcredt]

@mirrorseye Sperm xD I think?

[mirrorseye]

@gilcredt dumbass?

[PaganScarab222]

well, it smells... terrible. hahahaha

[ooDirtyMickoo]

tim and eric are funny on awesome show, but in this, they blew it, not really that funny

[worldruler35]

@ooDirtyMickoo jimmy kimmel ruined it for them

[d01t2m3]

@ooDirtyMickoo

Are you fucking kidding me?

[ooDirtyMickoo]

@d01t2m3 nope

[SigurdHeathen]

@ooDirtyMickoo

I respect your opinion, but

ya blew it

[ooDirtyMickoo]

@SigurdHeathen cut to scene, steve irwin, walking down a dark alley, footsteps, out walks a stingray...

[athanaisdc]

and people don't believe in reptilians. these guys are obviously reptilians.

[CraigSpannier]

what about the white wine?

[2BEcontinue1]

uhm wtf? lmfao drugs much?

[Panerai77]

Mayors office....

[MetalOxy]

I saw these guys on 5 December 2010, Chrimbus Day itself. And they gave everyone in the audience a free copy of the Chrimbus Special DVD. The show was the best fucking thing I've ever been to and Dr. Steve Brule was there. Tim and Eric are the best, fuck the haters, they just don't get it. Great Job!

[ShatteredNerves]

"the shrimps are decorative"

*jimmy puts one into his mouth*

[MrQwerty1045]

It's gonna be that E-Z"

[Itasattc]

great job

[musov]

If you are a fan of Tim & Eric click on my name, please? This is a suggestion. Not spam. You see those videos over there on the right? Those are SUGGESTIONS, scroll up a bit at look at the top of the list...see? Suggestions. I'm not trying to sell glistening fluid scabbed dildos used on pups. Just wanna a gander 'n peek. You can't mark those SUGGESTIONS to your right as spam so don't mark mine as that. If you think they suck give this a thumbs down, if you like them, thumbs up! Thank you always.

[AMVoverlord]

winterman likes him some wet trimmed bush.

[JakeStarstorm]

What am I gonna, what am I gonna, what am I gonna GET!?

[Allplussomeminus]

When they said 'we didn't plan that' was it really apart of the script? There's no telling with these two. X]

[CupOfTeamOfficial]

I showed this to my dad and he thought it was a very funny goof and a spoof.

[jayfiver]

OMG a shrimp cake?? HAHAHAHAHAHAH

And those sandals are reeeee-diculous

[vanesafimbrez]

they are very special geniuses.

[stanfan114]

Never seen these guys before. Brilliant.

[cwskin69]

Tom peters!

[Mr7893]

@cwskin69 hell yes

[c4bombexpert]

they said themselves a few years back that they loved SNL and Awesome Show is like SNL on acid

[UpperCrustthe3rd]

@c4bombexpert The SNL on acid line was completely sarcastic on Eric's part, though. I think he was mocking how everyone writes the show off as "LOL SO TRIPPY AND WEIRD THEY MUST BE HIGH."

[StevenInATree]

@UpperCrustthe3rd if u watch extras on season one and two dvds, their sets r usually bathed in smoke. when they were filming the success intro, they were hella high. u can tell even when u watch the episode

[UpperCrustthe3rd]

@StevenInATree I have the DVD's and that's actually a smoke machine for the set itself. Once again, Eric reports that they do not use drugs while brainstorming, writing, or acting for their shows. Don't believe me? I can send you the link in a private message.

[GothicLoser411]

@StevenInATree No smoke is added on purpose, you can't smoke on set theres police around, just because you're a pot head does not mean everyone else is, and just because you like them doesn't mean you can decide they have to smoke pot.

[StevenInATree]

@GothicLoser411 i love me some bro-oche, but there is no way they dont smoke weed. tim even said that they smoke marijuano before they write their sketches. microscope.... microscope.... microscope....

[Davetacular45]

@c4bombexpert Really? I always thought their show was more like acid on acid.

[so074sure]

Tim and Eric will never lower their standards to SNL.

[RoryRedBrooklyn]

These guys need to host SNL

[tristan01101]

....... this is the most bizarre thing I have ever seen... *head explodes*

[Ultim874]

@tristan01101 So I take it that you didn't actually see the Chrimbus special itself?

[romanpr1nce]

great job

[staticxboy3000]

OOOOH MAMA!!

[staticxboy3000]

@petrayako Ya Blew It!

[deliman]

tim and eric: a match made in comedy heaven

[intencityfan]

thats been in my car for about three days. lol

[veuvecliquot]

i thought the chrimbus special episode was completely horrible but this appearance was great.......I think it works much better in a non tim and eric setting.....

[anonymousbl00dlust]

Shrimp and white wine

[waitwhatwasthat]

I can't love these men any more than I already do

[jrjtuber]

tim and eric number one bff number one hansy men

[TehWinnerz]

Tim and Eric have produced some small masterpieces of comedy but this was just bloody painful

[NeonFoxLetsPlays]

@TehWinnerz and weird green screen visuals and awkward editing.

[TehWinnerz]

@NeonFoxLetsPlays wrong reply, heh

[62Dano]

@TehWinnerz forreal! they did a little better my minute two, but man they made themselves look like a sideshow when they are unique. Was hard to watch till they started acting sane again. And I love them lmao

[Spencerthemam17]

They should have had control over the cameras for funny angles lol.

[letsfight420]

just smoked sum blue dream and watched the crimbus special, i hope i get an I-jammer

[HomotopyToMarie]

merry chrimbus, assholes

[AttunedFlux]

"nonono dont eat that, its been in my car for about 3 days"

EWWWW! hahaha

[onetoughtechie]

my crimbus bush is all dry and crusty, what do i do?

[Sadsic]

@onetoughtechie lmlyp

[florianizer]

@onetoughtechie eat a shit ton of hair

[seandog1234]

@onetoughtechie Just put some vinegar on it.

[onetoughtechie]

@seandog1234 man winterman isn't gonna like it all dried out like this! i'll try the vinegar thanks!!!

[davesababe]

@seandog1234 That's what I do.

[xxEdwardTeachxx]

Great Job!

[mikethe4th]

i wish they would have done an actuall interview

[traveldownward86]

Screw you guys, i need to go trim my chrimbus bush!

[jaded4ever]

@TheAgnosticRebel

Yes, I am an idiot for having a sense of humor.

Fucktard.

[wawaH20]

Ohhh DEVEE I wish you were my son!!!

[UDIEIKILLU]

i feel so sorry for the audience of people who have to watch this garbage every day :(

[lildread1]

@UDIEIKILLU

I feel sorry that you dont understand that people have different taste in humor and there is alot more people who enjoy these people then who hate it.

[UDIEIKILLU]

@lildread1 lol the people that laugh at it are payed to do that

[lildread1]

@UDIEIKILLU

looks like i was payed then. You have a horrible frame of mind, it is closed beyond belief.

[UDIEIKILLU]

@lildread1 lol what im saying is how do you know that atleast half of those people even like them ?

[lildread1]

@UDIEIKILLU

Yea because im sure they would laugh for no reason, can you use your head please.

[UDIEIKILLU]

@lildread1 lol theres a thing called an applause button u = fail again

[lildread1]

@UDIEIKILLU

and im sure there is something called, people genuinely enjoy it.

[petrakryo]

@lildread1 Actually, I have never personally met anybody who likes this show. Everybody I have talked to about it has told me they think it is the worst show ever, no humor at all, and tim and eric come off looking like a couple of faggots who flaunt their gayness on tv. And they would be right. Fuck tim and eric.

[lildread1]

@petrakryo

I love your ignorance, i guess it is your bliss. I guess when 1 person knows a few people who dont like the show, it means EVERYBODY doesnt. You are just like the FCC how hilarious. Obviously people like them and comedians like them when big name celebrities go on there show. They have had Will Ferrel, Michael J Fox, The bassist from RHCP, and much more. Yea i guess they must be devoid of talent.

[petrakryo]

@lildread1 Tell me then, whats is so funny about their so called attemp at comedy. Their show makes no sense at all, it has no point. What, do I have to be on acid or LSD to find it funny? And they are always doing faggot skits like shoving each others dicks and asses into each others faces. Trust me, there are a lot more people that hate this show than people who like it. They are a couple of no talent fags.

[catsandcatsandkitten]

@petrakryo Why are you so upset by something that you can so easily ignore? Watch something else if you don't understand their humor. Not really a big deal...

[56BUICKRiviera]

@petrakryo Comedy is open to interpitation and is the most dificult entertainment

[petrakryo]

@56BUICKRiviera I understand what you mean dude, there are a lot of different comedy styles out there. But tim and eric are not comedy to me. They just make skits that have no sense or direction. Not to mention half of them involve them doing some really gay things to each other, as exhibited in this video right where it starts off and one of them has their ass in the others face. Its like they want to make the audience uncomfortable and make things awkward, and to me, thats not comedy.

[greatestxgift]

@petrakryo You seem terribly upset. How sad...

[lildread1]

@petrakryo

I just dont understand why you put some much effort into arguing against them when they are just 2 comedians you thing are "a couple of no talent fags". Obviously you dont like them, so just ignore them while letting others enjoy it, these guys are like the new Tom Green and everyone is treating them exactly that way. Also they dont do alot of faggot skits i religiously follow the show and there is rarely a "faggot" skit. Although i applaud your lack of a vocabulary.

[petrakryo]

@lildread1 Tom green did some gay shit, yes, but not nearly like these two queers. Just tell me, what is so funny about their show? Is their something I dont understand? Is it funny to act gay and pretend you are husband and wife? I JUST DONT GET IT! PLEASE TELL ME WHY I SHOULD FIND THIS SHOW FUNNY!

[lildread1]

@petrakryo

i think you are missing the point that im not saying you should find it funny. Some people may or may not find it funny, but calling them faggots and saying they have no talent is not something you should do. You do not understand comedy it is like music, people like things and some dont like it. You dont see me going to music videos i hate saying "OMG THESE GUYS ARE FAGGOTS WHY SHOULD I LIKE THEM"

you now see how you are making yourself look like a ass?

[petrakryo]

@lildread1 How am I making myself look like an ass? I guess giving your opinion in this world all of a sudden makes you an ass now. I think they are faggots and not funny at all, so stop being a little bitch and dont worry about what I say anymore. You gotta move on and forget about one little comment that I made. If you like them, fine, I find it hard to see how you can like them, but whatever, its your perrogative.

[lildread1]

@petrakryo

If you want to give a opinion then do it, but if you want to act like a asshole calling the people "faggots" and "talentless" expect to get some person flaming you. You act like I'm getting all riled up by this, no I'm just trying to correct your stupidity.

[petrakryo]

@lildread1 I really dont care how I look or act on youtube so just fuck off buddy and go watch your little faggot show. I am done replying to a tim and eric fan, so keep trying to piss me off if you want, but I wont respond.

[lildread1]

@petrakryo

It's ok you know deep down that you got your shit whipped and you just dont want to admit it.

[petrakryo]

@lildread1 Good one you faggot.  The only person that got their shit whipped is the person that finds tim and eric funny, so you had alreadly lost be fore I started talking to you. Anybody that watches tim and eric needs serious lesson in comedy, now go eat shit and die bitch.

[lildread1]

@petrakryo

I love how defensive you are, to bad no bite for the bark.

[petrakryo]

@lildread1 If I ever met you, I would break your face.

[lildread1]

@petrakryo

oooooh now tuff guy internet threats, damn it must suck to be you.

[petrakryo]

@lildread1 I know you are just a troll that picks fights on the internet to make himself feel important, you have no friends or social life. I am not going to feed into your trolling anymore. Peace out bitch.

[lildread1]

@petrakryo

projection much?

You said you were going to stop awile ago now. Also it doesnt make me feel "important" it is fun to pick apart your ignorance.

[MrJH1991]

@petrakryo wow, angry on a tim and eric video, nice

[Nameswel]

@MrJH1991 ha ha his account was removed for multiple violations. I hope he killed himself.

[jacobtylerwhitemusic]

@petrakryo

Hey, you sound good for a poke. Come by my office later, and we'll make things happen.

[ultrazproductions]

Tim and Eric's Awesome Show is the most inventive and believe it or not.....brilliant show.

[inkster]

they stay in character so well

[mkultra2300]

Beaver bounce

[craparoniandcheese]

ya blew it

[thehomeless79]

They totally blew Jimmy away.. I don't think he even knew what to do lol Tim and Eric are so awesome!!! lol

[MastaKillah666]

Best two in the game. Kimmel is lame and not funny though

[BINGBONGGG]

19 people suck dunkey balls

[vmorgan1995livecom]

i have no idea what they smoke when they write their show but i want some.

[wollclark]

The Jim Kimmle Show is my favorite. It's so funny with all of its great jokes and gags. You watch it and gain endless happiness.

[currentlycourtney]

shrimp and white wine

[lilleo1968]

God Bless Jimmy Kimmel. He's really trying to help them be funny.

[BMFahrtz]

Now I want a shrimp cake...

[lilleo1968]

Andy Kaufman was years ahead of everyone. These guys are not very funny. The funniest thing about these guys is that they have an audience....

[HarrisonsFord]

@lilleo1968 In your age, you've clearly lost your way. Andy Kaufman is dead and Latke is a racist now. Stop being such a curmudgeon.

[themurvolta]

@lilleo1968 This is andy kaufman on acid, and whatever junk food and horror movies he found while on it.

[JonYodice]

my bush is sooo wet and I cant wait for winterman to come and inspect its recent cutting

[rowdyroo1]

"I tell ya, completely off the cuff"

that is so fuckin funny

[t0ran]

Great Job!

[bcbizle]

I cant wait for the million dollar movie!!

[necrodawg]

@bcbizle y they're next in line now. tim / e got theirs.

[JonWillis9]

@bcbizle billion dollar movie* T&E Blues Brothers 2012 Terminix

[ontariobuds]

@bcbizle one billion dollar movie

[Davemanz]

@bcbizle It's a billion dollar movie. Ya blew it.

[Snodgers3rdclass]

@bcbizle you mean 1 dollar home made movie?

[MittRomneyForPrez08]

Don't judge them by this live appearance, it was toned down to reach the audience. If you laughed once, check out some classic sketches, you won't be disappointed. Start with these, the classics: "Cinco Urinal Shower" "Doo Dah Doo Doo" "iJammer & eBumper" "Tairy Greene Acting Seminar" "Good enough for a Poke" "Cleaning up after your Cat" "Child Clown Outlet" "Child showcase with Patton Oswalt" "Salame" Frequent gueststars: Zach G, Rainn Wilson, Wil Forte

[JonYodice]

DUDE GET RID OF THE ADS

[bakes7288]

You gotta keep your bush trimmed and wet AND you gotta keep your meat ice cold!

[drewx123]

@bakes7288 Don't wanna bring rotten meat in here!

[MoneyHustard]

17 people's Chrimbus bushes were wild and dry, so they didn't get any presents from the winterman.

[partisan49]

LMAO tim and eric are comedic geniuses

[KoolHandMike]

Man, I blew it.

[GnikomSdeeW]

1:28 LOL