Extremely relaxing whispering

[usacasinosonline]

this is hilarious

[xchiefXkillerx]

i have now been raped....

[OhCIaw]

osama binblak? 1:11

[NoaAbood]

ew

[BoddShamWoW]

This...surprisingly got rid of my head ache...

[rolly97420]

you creep me out, you're like a pervert when you speak... Arrrr

[ThewhisperingCow]

you sound like a peado with your heavy breathing 

[watchmenut]

true that

[Jxkilla]

this guy needs his Inhaler

[jennyrebecca27]

OMG, you made me laugh my ass off, but only from how right you were. Not that many people will agree, but that's kinda the point, isn't it?

[tracktownson]

he sounds and looks like a pedophile

[sarahcbyrne]

@tracktownson Have you spoken and mixed with lots of pedophiles to know that he looks and sounds like one? I am just interested because your making quite a serious comment.

[tracktownson]

@sarahcbyrne wow.....this is youtube......my comment is going to move down the line and disappear and will be gone forever so who really gives a shit.

[OleMortenFiksdal]

If I laugh more now...i'm out

[tfields101730]

dude needs some cardio

[contex17]

you sound like a psycho!!!!!!!!!

[DJGTechHL]

I disliked because you spoke of Ron Paul in a less god-like manner!

[XBLspartanx170]

The voices..... THE VOICES ARE LOUDER!!!!

[TheVidPosta]

I'm so weirded out by whatever the hell this is, I feel like im about to get date-raped by a maniac..

[morsebulb]

0:42-0:44

[phallusofdoom]

Jack Black's brother?

[TheRorySteel]

I don't think people get this. This humour seems to be over the heads of most of the YouTube community, judging from the like bar. It's not really suppose to be relaxing.

[sweetalker79]

@TheRorySteel But it IS supposed to be funny, and it's not.

[ichuckpieatcars]

@sweetalker79 It's not a joke, though I find it funny that you think it's supposed to be one. He's simply talking about what Americans go through every 4 years. Nothing more, nothing less. He's just doing it in a whispering voice.

[sweetalker79]

@ichuckpieatcars Look at his tags. He's tagged this video as "relaxation", "whisperer", "hypnosis", "soft spoken", and "soothing".

This is an obvious RickRoll, hoping to catch insomniacs looking for whisperer videos to boost his view count, while at the same time mocking the people who take the time to produce whisper vids (implying they're not professionals, or that they don't work with good or expensive equipment).

It's insulting and disgusting.

[ichuckpieatcars]

@sweetalker79 Looks like someone's got some sand in their vagina. Get over yourself. This video was humorous and yours obviously aren't getting nearly enough attention or else you wouldn't be here right now bitching and whining about him trying to "boost his view count". And also, for you not to find this funny implies that you either have no sense of humor OR your IQ is just barely over room temperature.

[TheCroakify]

LMAOO this is great

[This1s4Reimer]

This is fucking hilarious.

[Judasinner]

XD LOL

[ugkmember1]

Darth vaders breathing is more relaxing than this

[Kneteknete]

You shouldt listen the message,then you would relax too

[kombort]

mic is crap. and the whispering too.

[robchip1]

funny as fek

[rmrelease247]

WARNING... anyone who had headphones on turn the volume to mute. fuckin' deafened me he did.

[IParanoxz]

i could imagine you been an actor on scary movie or something :) aha

[merylstreep2010]

This is creepy he sounds like he's going to rape you yuk

[acewhisper59]

who really cares about politics

[sephiroth22635]

sounds like jack black

[AshtonLWilson]

I am trying hard not to laugh.

[Esiwrab]

A crappy microphone adds extra white noise and because of that you cannot hear the loud breath intake.

[MissWhisperful]

"God is a clueless idiot obsessed with the air force"... Haha!

[diamondsxgold]

trace cyrus would be proud.

[Polaksoccergeek3]

lol

[jckgrim51]

LOL fell asleep laughing... JK I cant sleep if a dude is talking but this was entertaining.

[OrandarO]

sounds like George Bush whispering. Say "Iraq has weapons of mass destruction" and "Mission Accomplished"

[decibalz08]

this guy was definately dropped on his face as a newborn

[kellymarieapplebee]

I don't think i have laughed that hard since forever ago!!!! 0:21, people's comments and this video content.....comedy genius

[TheWhisperingPenis]

This was very relaxing. Nicely done man and keep up the good work.

[itsmemaario]

excellent

[nadeeyaafiza]

lol, this is extremely creepy whispering...

[95ELin3]

way to fast to be relaxing!

[jimbanzo]

haha...he looks like mel gibson in lethal weapon

[321infamous123]

Lilliumcandidum has good mic. Just saying...

[relish4538]

I died at 0:23 . he stole my soul

[DAYL385]

what a fucking weird cunt

[deathpiglet1511]

DONT FALL ASLEEP, he'll get you........In your dreams

[CantFearWontFear]

This creepy guy couldn't make a relaxing video to save a thousand crippled kids.

[shuggykehler]

What the hell is he talking about.

[silentsifi]

this guy is frkn creepy, its like he is yelling a whisper and thats not nice at all. He's so crazy im running away!

[PiercingTortoise]

Did I just get raped?

[cakeater15]

you should do more whispers

[Ozziguy6]

I think....he just raped my ear. 

[MsLorin1987]

I agree with what your saying, read saint germain on Alchemy

[870kwf777]

@ 0:21 - 0:25

[esparto09]

@870kwf777 rofl -__-

[Hekaliini]

I don't know why but this makes me laugh so much :D

[brianmikeandchris]

"No politician wants to get rich..."

So it's just an unfortunate coincidence that they all are?

Very relaxing video anyway.

[pashahamasian]

he looks like Kurt Russell

[Buttachouda]

The amount of people that aren't catching the satire of the video makes me laugh.

[timrocks7]

2 minutes that's all I'm gonna say

[Shitzbrix]

am i the only one who watched whispering videos and i had really loud sound on my headset but then i clicked on this and just blowed my ears off?

[Urmomabc]

For some reason this popped up under my history. Might have been my friend who looked this up cuz we share a youtube account

[Urmomabc]

Osama bin laden is pronounced bin laden like when something feels good you say ahhhh. No bin laiden like lay down. Its Osama bin laden like ahhhh once again

[Urmomabc]

started off good but then started sounding like he's running a mile while doing it. Just calm down and this would be a better video

[chapsquad]

does this guy know the catholic church is hiring?

[xX70XIKFUM32Xx]

:futuramafry: not sure is serious or trolling

[Darklightarts]

This is pathetic. People will do anything for attention.

[simonjosedesena]

does anyone else notice this guy is reading off of something?



[barbiiedolldup]

you just scared me?

[rmrelease247]

That's enough youtube for one day...

[cataubawoman]

Comments almost as funny as video.

[Naenia2]

@cataubawoman i know XD! oh youtube comment section where would i be without you.

[Killus2]

BTW to anyone who wants a real calming whisper vid, this isn't it. To anyone who wants to laugh their ass off, keep listening!!!

[UltraGamer117]

what the fuck

[MrRefurbishedBrain]

WTF!!!!

[thetuner204]

i totally not like this vid it makes me feel like killing everything in my range hahaha

[paganinios]

Sounds like horny!

[SapphireJesse08]

Why is Jack Black whisper-screaming at me?

[ajortega999]

the stare at 0:21 lmao

[Hellblazecc]

@ajortega999 hahaha xD i loved it ! xD

[vesevio]

Hes talking too fast, i cant feel that tickle properly :-/

[gokupwn11]

I can't relax when there is a man having an asthma attack on my computer screen

[1blahblahblah123]

@gokupwn11 AAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH RODL IKR lol hes all hhuuuhhuuuhhhuuuuhhuuu :P

[braderz3310]

brainwash attempt - success

[crabbypaddy75]

This man is a 1980's throw back with the most boring subject matter that owns a good mic

[Yepholol]

My microphone legitimately sounds better and its on a 150 headset lol...

[MuhammadM1000]

Wounderful and effective...Go on..I hope more

[meztruo]

epic video!

[MegaHuddleston]

You Dumb asses do realize this is a satire of whisper videos, stupid people

[creamfinger]

I don't know if this is the first whisper video with a good mic, but it sure as hell is the first whisper video done by a crackpot whispering nonsense while whacked out on cocaine and amphetamines.

[meztruo]

@creamfinger you can't really recognize sarcastic videos when you see one, right?

[kevz350z]

He reminds me of Joey from Full House..

[WecanWinJesse]

this is the scene where Riggs was talking to Murtaugh in a psychoward....Riiiiiiggs

[xTHExFALLx]

You act like Dale from King of the Hill if he weren't an entertaining cartoon character, lol

[sweetalker79]

Asshole, you're not the only one with a decent mic who records on YouTube.

And your homemade pre-amp is a piece of SHIT.

[meztruo]

@sweetalker79 it's an ironic video, you idiot. you can't recognize fucking sarcasm, seems so.

[sweetalker79]

@meztruo He clearly states in the first few seconds that "it's about time there was a whisperer with a good microphone" there are PLENTY of those, he's a pompous ass.

[theichorvile]

@sweetalker79 you're ridiculous.this video is hilarious. you're too far up your *own* ass to see it.

[spartanjun26615]

You look like a guy in a movie that rides motorcycles...I think its Michael Douglas.

[t3hcuteh]

Is he running a fucking mile while recording this? Jesus, he is breathing so heavy!

[4Barbour]

why is this guy so out of breathe? lol If you just calm down a little, I think you'd be a great whisperer! =D

[momentum456]

dead contaminated fish relax the shit out of me

[NeilTheSandman]

I don't understand why there's 335 dislikes...

[Elgesen]

I AM SO FUCKING RELAXED!!!

[xCOKExZEROx]

awkwardly flash the camera a typical pedophile pose: 0:21 RUN AWAY!!!!!

[11GuiltyParty]

This guy rules.

[SagatProductions]

LOOOOL when he looks at the camera

[MaskoftheWraith]

I actually love this guy. He's a fantastic satirist lmao.

[dragonmasterlance123]

@MaskoftheWraith At least someone else gets it xD

[CantFearWontFear]

@MaskoftheWraith Lmfao

[Beenyad]

HAHA OMG the part where he turns to the camera

[MrSnurre123]

I guess he uses heroine...look at the name of he's channel.

[longwalktogrannys1]

he looks like a main character from an 80/90's horror movie XD

[MsSweetpea78]

I'm sorry but this is just NOT relaxing. Way too loud and the subject is boring.

[mmaassoo]

terrible.

[StraightUpBadass]

Early 90's lifeguard archetype aggressively whispering into a microphone that he can't seem to get close enough to...

AHHH... this REALLY hits the spot. I'm SO relaxed.

[SimplyCollen]

@StraightUpBadass Smart.

[meztruo]

@StraightUpBadass that's the point. this is an IRONIC video about whispering videos.

[ZeroSk8ter]

Ron Paul 2012 Noob. ;D

[dogEluvr1996]

This is the door to the weird side of youtube.

[Filco52]

lawl my mic. in my laptop is better than' this.

[Siviz4]

Hahaha, this is awesome.

[thinsulite]

LOL! This is hilarious!

[batman2398]

he called god an idiot man fuck this guy

[oskeexy]

Calm down you fucking pessimistic idiot.

[cillafever]

what the hell am i watching..

[1hollypops]

great headphones! So ... what else did we all do today - apart from listening to this tit ! 

[JimmyFatz]

best part..... 0:21

bwahahahaa!

[UatiTfuqui]

he have no lips

[Planetoxo]

Good wig.

[5huffl3k1ng]

True hero.

[creejay]

creepy and hilarious.

[Haterzrmyfriends]

He has a sunburned top lip and it's shorter than his bottom and it annoys ne

[KeatonIsFTW]

Why does this guy look like he's from 1993?

[bigfiftybag]

@KeatonIsFTW Looks like a 90's plastic surgeon, who probably drives a 1986 mustang 5.0 convertable. The yellow shirt, blended with his mullet realy sets the scene.

[StraightUpBadass]

@KeatonIsFTW 0:22 I see what you mean.

[abbyxxoo]

@KeatonIsFTW

This is why: /watch?v=-OiV_5kEt6A

(Go to 1:07) He recorded the Disney Tarzan song and this guy sort of looks like Phil Colins. They made a music video out of the cartoon + Phil recording. Maybe some of you know what I'm talking about and I'm not insane. ;)))))

[ApppleMilkk]

i fell asleep o.0????????

[HitaroX]

LMAOOOO THIS IS FUNNY AS FUCK XD

[phqutub]

You need to breathe and calm down.

[Valdigoth97]

I accidently had my volume up really high because I am used to ppl actually being quiet. But NO his voice was loud and scared the crap out of me!! So much for relaxing!

[kilsya1]

The only real feeling of freedom is insanity, it is to be the opposite of what society wants you to be, to really satisfy or horrible animalistic wants.....oh yes that will be fun..........

[kilsya1]

Almost all true, except you take a pessimist view and support it, yet the reason you say it is so you somehow feel better by telling us our dismal fates, so humans are being humans; as in dull, boring, and always pursuing happiness without realizing thats the only thing everthing comes down to. No matter what we do, it's to make us feel better, or make us feel honor, or feel we have done what we intended, and we can't escape our endless appetite for joy, except it and get your preprogrammed path

[Elletrol9]

I laugh because it's all true.

[SeaBassTabias]

This is freaking hilarious

[3317madbear]

HAHAHAHA! I love this!! I was laughing the whole time! Youre funny man, good video.

[pplatinumm]

the only man ive ever seen use a women's underwear pad looking thing to filter his voice ;D

[McMagicProductions]

@pplatinumm thats an elite rucker filter. not a underwear pad.

[taintedmusic1]

ILLUMANATI SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES!

[Secondtimez]

I like how all these supposed relaxation peace lovers are all " RAWR FUCK OFF, HATE HATE HATE, HOW DARE YOU TRICK ME." Not what i expected, but I can appreciate creativity of all sorts!

[aadsasdas]

Scary video pls go away from my kids

[LinearCarp1209]

I don't know whether to laugh or be depressed.

[DaBenMan4]

its obviously a joke, fucking funny one too

[halfanambii]

i just cant get over the breathing and the ruffness, funny tho

[Shningpolaris]

Omg. Thats just mean!!!!