Prostitute - Risen (HD) Gameplay!!!

[PhelipeCvel00]

What the hell this game is about???

[RAGHAV2122]

nothing

[TheSuckiestGamer]

Oga: ive seen things bigger than yours...... Guy: Um.....What my penis.

[muffinszation]

Wait, wait, wait. Did that prostitute just teach you how to tell a joke?

Since when do whores become so helpfull?

[TMNTguy96]

I thought this was a serious pirate game not some shitty titfest to attract horny 13yr old s

[alesio74]

the best of all is that you get experience for that....if this was Skyrim you could power level easily lol

[Mtbfanro]

so, where can i find a russian prostitute who is also a mystic, a philosopher and a master of scrolls?

[Cabalyst]

No sex no like. My dick deny tis

[MegaGupka]

and where is sex?

[Enoughyoufool]

again my dick brought me here.

[Rototornik]

dafuk is this?

[DrummermanMatt]

So... this is why they called it "Risen."

[Binnimanninn]

I wish it could have some of it.

[Flashy2Dashy]

Thumbs up if you expected sex

[priyochatterjee1]

shoot the stupid bitch...

[DriftKingMaster0]

Roses are red...

Violets are blue..

i came here for boobs...

so do you?

[try2bcool]

Olga...now there's a sexy name for a prostitute...

[MrACEOFACES23]

DAMN U PENIS

[OsamaBinLooney]

Adventurer: Hell yes! i'm about to get llaid!

Olga: here take this scrol! "walks away"

Adventurer: sweet a scroll! now i can...WAIT A MINNNNNUTE...

[ALINAScOoKiEs]

my moms name is olga ._.

[stef8009]

Risen is a great game but that's because its from the makers of the Gothic series.

[screwthenet]

LOL EPIC!!

[540dannyd]

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an Olga to the knee

[gabe2ricco]

what the fuck! is this a game????

[SpyIsDisguisedAsSpy]

@gabe2ricco yes, its called Risen, its from the makers of Gothic

[keke555788]

wat the heck is this game about?



[Juanvi269]

this is offensive to women dude

[JunDageki]

@Juanvi269 why?

[Tinytacohead]

@Juanvi269 most of youtube is, once ya really start looking @ what's got the most views. ;)

[DeadlyFUCKINGzebra]

girl:"so your an explorer" *Checks for arrow to the knee comments*

[DarkAngelGirl100100]

Shit.My name is Sonya o.o. When did he pay me?O.o

[TheZirela123]

aaaa so pra maiores de 90 anos acompanhados com os pais saasalslalsa

[Nebster173]

"You're an explorer, am I right? An Adventurer. Come conquer my continent lover."

Huh?

[ThePo3tic]

man, who else got tricked by amazing false advertisements?

[hard1296]

wtf is this??

[BKNimaruIchi]

This scene reminds me of Gothic 2 xD. Pirana Bytes are the ones who gave life to Gothic. FUCK JoWooD they completely fucked Gothic 3 and dont get me started on Arcania.

[RevoltingRudi]

@BKNimaruIchi and now jowood is broke.

[Casshyr]

i had high hope when i came to this video, then i saw the dislike bar...ugh....

[MrRusius]

''i seen many thiiingsss'' OMG what kind of things jajajajajja

[bravo075]

WTF...?

[StCro7]

0:30 cum cumqouer my cumtinents,lover 

[Maok216]

Cum conquer my cuntinense lover

[CormacCamus]

HOTTEST SEX SCENE EVER

[KEEN69MANGUST]

Thanks you Olga xD

[punditkitchenfailure]

who else came here in the hope of boobies?

[dihsh]

@punditkitchenfailure

nah i came here for educational purpose

[jeremybear14]

@punditkitchenfailure 410 likes in 3 weeks? human race is doomed

[Savire510]

New Quest: A Night with Olga

Lol ;)

[LIPSON3X]

[this coment is bloked for ACTA]

[mrjoni54]

0:37 Is that someone swallowing somthing from somewhere..?

[rotenburk]

whats the name of this game?

[lungdisc]

@rotenburk it says in the title - "risen"

[SuperStevebarnes]

@rotenburk Read the title

[LKAvallon]

Psychic Whores.

We're doomed.

[jcdenton2k]

*gulping sounds*

*woman moaning briefly*

And a black screen? Really?

FFS, I can see more action on late-night 'SkiniMax' compared to this...>_>

Actually screw that, *googles for pr0n*

[JazWillRockYou]

LOOOOL "receive tell joke scroll" - it contains a powerful spell

[agrvet1]

I wonder where was she hiding that scroll.

[IWant2BASpartun]

Whores= Screw getting a girlfriend.

[Hannible100]

He must have shot his load too earley ha ha 

[Razaq240]

I really don't see the point of having a prostitute in a game, and no sex scene when you sleep with her. It's like paying for a fade out followed by a brief conversation. *Cheers* to the Witcher 2 for doing it right. When I pay a whore I want to see her get fucked, not talked to!

[LodovicoAriosto1]

Looking forward to Risen 2!

Gothic 1,2,3 Risen 1 veteran

[Timeofchords]

@LodovicoAriosto1 No Oblivion and Skyrim :/ ?

[LodovicoAriosto1]

@Timeofchords Oblivion, Skyrim too. Witcher as well :-)

[amazin80]

"Come conquer my continents lover"

"OH FUCKING YES LUV!"

[Kjeldstin]

what is wrong with her arm?

[cardbox94]

I wish we had this kind of things back in the 90's...

[bmbtdk]

wtf?

[PaulGhostPL]

German whores are the best

[okami7amaterasu]

Is this for real? Released 2009? This can't be right...

[fearstar31]

>powerful spell

>telling jokes are the first signs of an archmage

[TheMrcrow85]

thats it?...a black screen?..not even a sound?..Why even bother putting this in when its done soo fucking poorly?

[Shadowtomo]

@TheMrcrow85 Yeah! Thats it! Absolutely agree.

[Jackblackblood]

@TheMrcrow85 USK

google it

[PigeonPair]

is she wearing medieval heels?

[shodrip]

Yeah... you can watch a guy rip another guy's head off an stick it up his butt in video games but you can't find decent love scenes. What's the deal with that?

[JoshuasBooks]

She said close to nothing in the german version. Actually had me wondering what she was trying to tell me with that scroll...

[leviandurai1232]

This game is pretty hard to find, and you never hear about it. Its probably one of my favourite rpg's though

[MrCrucifier]

cum on my cuntinets lover XDDDD i know it isnt what she say but i couldnt help myself.

[giantmutantchicken]

how am I still expecting some bits of hentai? I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE 2007!

[LightInTheDarkness96]

Isn't amazing how a Youtuber such as myself can go from magical Skyrim videos to...well, THIS?

[DragonAge26]

what is the name of this game??

[RedmanATI]

haha come conquer my continents

[ThatUltimateFlash]

I like how this video has over 100.000 views and only 66 likes/dislikes :')

[Veggieman87]

Will someone stop that dripping?

[CognitiveNetwork]

Unseen by most. Not see, havn't seen... ok, enough. Can we see it allready?!?

[sapiobitis]

φρεακς

[FargoJ02]

0:40 Wham bam thank you ma'm!

[calin19901]

this game sucks

[capcom23]

@calin19901 or you suck/??? why does it suck? explain!

[Ezldor]

damn i thought it was a game named Prostitute

[lagginswag]

come conquer my continent!

[xSakijix]

@GryphesWood You should have seen Gothic 1 ( also made by Piranha Bytes ), there were like 2 or 3 women in the WHOLE game. And they had barely anything to cover their body, and all they were forced to do was scrubbing the fucking floor in the "Kings" castle.

Genius I tell you.

[Honorfull]

ohhhh something is rising all right...

oooohhhhhh Ri-SEN i see, my mistake....

[gtabro1337]

Obi-Wan Kenobi?!

[TheArbiter10]

"allow me to give you this scroll. Use it to cure that bad rash I just gave you."

[DylGoer]

@TheArbiter10 lmao

[DigiGamers]

@GryphesWood so that she dosnt go to court and make you pay child support, use a condom

[newbslice]

So would you recomend this game?

[Zwartekaka]

You don't talk to a prostitute after sex with her. Thats the whole point of doing a prostitute you don't have to listen her yap afterwards.

[EscritosPerdidos]

@Zwartekaka LOL effing right!

[novueiro]

@Zwartekaka says the virgin

[xpanik17x]

@Zwartekaka that and u get to kill her after thats the best part

[dabois85]

@Zwartekaka No Prossies are so fat ugly people can get laid..

[Murloc270]

A "hard" journey, haha get it?

[TheGsharpMajor]

a psychic whore?? this game already sucks in my opinion.

[capcom23]

@TheGsharpMajor cos you didn't get far in the game and got stock? :P

[abintoms]

Y are prostitutes generally named Olga?

[ColeVecsion]

If Yoda was a prostitute and also not a green hand pupet

[HellequinQueen]

Whore : "You dont plan on staying long"

....Well you know explorers dont they tend to ... explore ¬_¬

[chilliningamestop]

did she say come conquer my cunt

[simple1210]

if you're into games for this kinda stuff...just go play witcher 2

[GaXoNjA]

WTF I watch this shit for nothing,where is SEX?!?!

[MrDlCatalin]

@GaXoNjA if you want sex watch a porno ... or go "hire" that woman at the street corner that comes out only at night

[n00ban4ga]

why must she tease and end it right there?! "I paid for a quickie, hoe!"

[TheThordir]

0:33 All seven of them?

0:36 I feel like we're being watched.

[coolkyle342]

"Herpes recieved"

[ConfusingGamer]

Lol, "let me give you something for the "hard" road ahead" haha XD

[hanzo4213]

Since when were whores wise helpful and understanding?

[LAURENT1710]

@hanzo4213 Never? :X lol

[GelebournesJournal]

@hanzo4213 that is why I want to live in the fucking late middle ages.

[dilt4]

@hanzo4213 Have you ever played a rpg?

[661Sunshine]

@hanzo4213 They have changed a lot since the medieval era

[Miozi1]

@hanzo4213 MAYBE MOTHERFUCKERS AND NUTS ON FIRE!

[capcom23]

@hanzo4213 when money gets involved muhahaha

[eggfillet]

@hanzo4213

Since you became a pretentious person. O_O

[acidkomodo]

@hanzo4213 since the game released.. :P

[MrErix92]

@hanzo4213 those r the classy expencive ones

[metalrenok04]

@hanzo4213 Have you played Assassin's Creed? LOL

[DarkRageNBR]

if I wanted sex for conversation I wouldnt take the prostitude >< this game sucks

[Morkat1991]

@DarkRageNBR Because you can't have your pixelated sex? Sad little man.

[DarkRageNBR]

@Morkat1991

aww... ur offended cause I said this game sucks? youll get over it

[DarkRageNBR]

@Morkat1991

beside, u mark any comment u dont like as  spam? thats short sighted of u

this game sucks

[Morkat1991]

@DarkRageNBR I didn't mark it as spam. Also, unless you provide decent argumentation with making such a statement, you're just another kiddo.

[DarkRageNBR]

@Morkat1991

and how did u know I dont provide a decent argument? dont patronize me, u want a decent argument? there are many reviews that agree with me.

[Morkat1991]

@DarkRageNBR That's not an argument. That's just potential combined idiocy.

[DarkRageNBR]

@Morkat1991

combined idiocy? and I bet that if these reviews gave this game a good feedback u would say that these arguments are good, right?

[Morkat1991]

@DarkRageNBR Hardly. Reviews are usually just personal opinions.

[DarkRageNBR]

@Morkat1991

so personal opinions are not arguments? u not making sense

[Boggieman667]

@DarkRageNBR No....they aren't.Facts are arguments.

[DarkRageNBR]

@Boggieman667

so theres facts about this game that rate it properly? so its not rated by personal opinions?

just stop man, u cant be serious XD

[Boggieman667]

@DarkRageNBR No it isn't.The review can be influenced by opinion,but in it's essence it has to be unbiased facts,otherwise it's not a review at all just a rant.And personal attacks to make your arguments seem stronger than they really are does nothing but make you look retarded to anyone who has a brain.Come back in 10 years:)

[DarkRageNBR]

@Boggieman667

well, you want facts? most reviews game this game a negetive feedback,

ive only seen one review that liked the game, and making fun of someone personally withoud even

knowing what you're talking about is really shallow, I hope that risen 2 would be better, and if you want to continue this "disagreement" you can send a private message, this vid is not the place :)

[BaneOfLannister]

@DarkRageNBR "...reviews game this game?"  "Withoud?"

[Xramas]

@Morkat1991 no they are usually neutral. reviewers dont take there feelings in account. (Im talking about professionals ofcourse)

[MetallicBill]

"Choose Wisely"... reminds me of the Indy Jones soda commercial. Anywho, this is not SEXY! haha

[jesusaurus09]

<3 whoress

[ByARandomRPG]

hah! in gothic 2 they had the real scene, what a bunch of pussies

[GoznerPeter]

@ByARandomRPG the developers of the gothic series made Risen...

[Revolucionario02]

ha ha ha ha ha things like this in a video game are just plain stupid...

[reebokerk9]

that's it, where's the cutscene, w00t XD

[1madmuffin]

thank you... OLGA

[NessCities]

all 7 in one night?

[13dfd]

this game is awesome

[iken2punk]

Lol she gives him the ability to tell a joke?? Hilarious!

[ZeitgeistOther]

If you play as a rogue, that ability is imperitive! If you get busted snooping around, people will attack you. If you cast Jest on then, they'll start cracking up and forget about what just happened.

[iken2punk]

Thanks for the tip!! I was looking forward to pick up this gem, but Gow got in the way at the moment, lol

[AllstarHunE]

@ZeitgeistOther

imperative

[Agomongo1235]

unable to u know w8 can u

[icedalive]

lol she sounds kinky xD

[Woohoopanda]

This never showed up in my subscriptions box, any idea why?

[RevolutionarySamurai]

XD Conquering continents is hard work

[1x800xPOCKETS]

Looks like you skipped a scene there.

[ZeitgeistOther]

Nope.

[adamdragon88]

@ZeitgeistOther yup

[keko4321]

@1x800xPOCKETS haha

[ByARandomRPG]

@1x800xPOCKETS nope, sadly pb skipped this, as well as peeing

[wededlol]

looking forward to this review xD