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  • lol this is too funny and dramatic

  • Yes! The second film is so stupid! But I guess that is what happened in the true story.. :(

  • I just pretend that pocahontas 2 doesn't exist, I get my happy ending with john smith :)

  • TRUE!!!

  • great work and i totally agree with you

  • when i was young i didnt understand this...and i still dont now!! Pocahontas should have stayed with Smith! This movie ripped my childhood apart!

  • jajajajajajaja XD sometime the second parts sucks

  • i was thinking the same damn thing ! i remember telling my older sister THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE ! ( unlike these days where if see something surprising i say "this is bullshit" may god ( mine is Allah ) bless the days when we didnt know the bad words ) anyway, this is bullshit !!!

  • Pocahontas 2 ruined everything

  • HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHA!!!!­!!!!! Just loved it! Hahaha it should be send to the makers of the second movie! ^^

  • best video ever

  • Woohoo!!! i love them so much!!! yes!!!!!!

  • This, is hilarious. And also true. xD

  • I think they were trying to true to real life events with this.She actually married a him in real life. But that doesn't mean shit. This sequel (Like many other Disney sequels) does not exist. So this relationship never happened.

  • No, you broke my compass

  • YOU MADE ME CRY DISNEY YOU SUCK *CRYING HARD*

  • Thank you. I hated John Rolfe too. John Smith was a million times *sarcasm ahead* Gee, Disney, thanks for fixing your original 'fail'.

  • You are so right. I don't know who has the GREAT idea to make the second movie like that, but, oh well, it was so much better John Smith

  • I have never watched the second film. And I never will.

  • John smith and pocahontas forever!!!!!!!!! no entiendo como se quedó con el segundo John

  • does anyone find it weird their names are both John?

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  • that's the worst sequel ever!!!!!!! pocahontas and john smith belong together

    

  • i totally think like you cris T___T Pocahontas have chosen the wrong Jhon DX

  • She must have a thing for John's...

  • John Smith rules and John Rolfe drools!

  • i don't think that it was just pocahontas's fault that she broke up with smith in the first movie he was arrogant but when he met her he changed and they were a great couple but in the second movie he ends up to be arrrogant again but i guess i don't care cause the second movie it just doesn't exist for me pocahonta+john smith for ever and ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i know you prefer the disney version of this story but the real story was nothing like this and in real life she ends up with john rolf and they have a son then she tragicly dies on a voyage back to england of TB... So do i prefer john smith of course i do Mel gibson played his voice who wouldnt like him but then again Billy zane played john rolf another fave of mine i do prefer the first becasue of the animation being better.

  • I can cry about this shit! because it is so romance in the first movie, and then the second movie just destroys everything!

  • Que poco le dura el "Para siempre" XD!! Pobre John Smith u.u... deberían de hacer Pocahontas 3 donde nos muestren que John Smith consiguió una novia fiel y duradera ¬¬

  • Te apoyo, gracias a Pocahontas 2 ya no me cae bien Pocahontas XD por "zorra", digo esta bien que se enfade con John Smith si quiere por nunca volver y eso (pero ella también debería de entender su situación ¬¬) y finalmente vuelve a ella, le dice que le enseñara cosas nuevas (cosa que siempre quiso) y le deja??!!!! ese tipo ni siquiera entendió lo del oso y demás!! Arghh!! la odio >x< por eso amo a Smith u.u.. por siempre, pobre hombre le rompieron el corazón u.u

  • i hate the quality of the 2nd part of Pocahontas.

  • lmfaooo @ the ending.

  • lol great video i totaly agree with you john smith was way better this video made me laugh one cause it was funny how you talked to pocahontas and two because i 100% agree with with you very nicely done on the video

  • My issue was how low quality the second one was. The animation looked beyond cheap.

  • i watched pocahontas 2 just once and i were so diapointed that havent watched it a second time

  • I really can't bring myself to care for either movie, so I don't care who she ends up with. 

  • Yea! John Smith was my platonic love when I was a kid... its not fair! -_______-

  • Disney sequels are the worst. Pocahontas 2 WAS John's nightmare on his way back to England. Sooo, yeah, it never really happened.

  • BEST DISNEY VIDEO I HAVE EVER, OR WILL EVER, SEE.

  • This film was just as historically innacurate as the first one Pocahontas did travel to England but she was already married to John Rolfe and had already given birth to their child Thomas. Also she went by the name Rebecca and she stayed in England till she died. So if it was historically inaccurate what was the point of this movie?!?!

  • whats funny to me is that, everyones pissed that she ended up with another guy but isnt that how life is? Not every love story has a happy ending. as a kid I did hate watching it but my dad had warned me that the whole story was accurate to the real Johns Smiths story of what happened, but I guess that didnt happen either. Pocahontas was a little girl when they showed up.and that romance never happened. oh well.at least I can pretend it all went down like the 1st film, but even that is still sad

  • ugh! i am so glad i never watched the second movie. so messed up that she didn't end up with john smith. as old as i am, this still upsets me.

  • who the fuck decided for Pocahontas and John to break up (i am ok with this dude)

    but shit dont need to ruin a great romance, who ever made that decision need to get

    pimp slapped >:/

  • @iTheDoodle yes you're right!

    I don't like the shit with john rolve, disney was so stupid with the second movie.

    if she loved rolve, then why did they made smith and her so close in the first film?

    is she forgotten the whole film?

  • The second movie is not terrible, BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH BETTER I'F SHE HAD CHOSEN JOHN SMITH!!!!!!

    That is the reason why disneylovers don't like the sequel:S

  • IN MY HEAD SHE FINISH WITH JOHN SMITH AND THE OTHER GOT A ACCIDENT -__-

  • who else found the second movie total hogwash? They have the first one then stupid Rolfe comes along and they make John Smith a jerk! Who did the second movie? Did someone think Mel Gibson was a jerk so they made John Smith one too?

  • @MADEbySOUL yes you're right, disney mad him so. poor john smith xd

  • In my head, the 2nd movie never happend. >->

  • i do prefer her with john smith the otha guy tryd changein her smith loved her 4 her

  • @WhiteAnge1990 yes you're right!

  • Poca needs to seriousely get that compass out again and see that it points to the one for her JOHN SMITH. Seriousely girl what happened to you...?

  • @SilverMysticWolf i thought the same thing as you

  • @SilverMysticWolf She got all european. That's what happened.

  • ahahahah xD so funny!!!

  • and you... BROKE MY CHILDHOOD. 

  • @raquelsparrow Amen honey. Amen,

  • I dont understand why you're so "disapointed" bc she dindn't ended up with Smith.

    1.Smith never ever told to Pocahontas "I love you"

    2.He just changed.He never tryed to get back to her, after he got well.He had other plans than Pocahontas.

    3.Rolfe is the perfect man for Pocahontas even if in the past, Jonh was. Times and persons change. John doesn't even tryed to say something like: "NO!DON'T LEAVE ME!" when Pocahontas told him that he's doesn't love him anymore. Very nice,huh?! soo fake ....

  • @PetraClick She's disappointed (and I hope she forgives me for speaking for her) because John Smith and Pocahontas had a beautiful, classic Disney love. They were the original movie, and the second movie was completely unlike everything Disney stands for. For the first time, a Disney 'Prince/Princess' couple was broken up. It was a complete derailment of characters as well. And you should listen to 'If I never knew you' if you don't believe Smith loved Pocahontas and expressed it.

  • @PetraClick o yeah? so watch the first movie, he always said he will be with her 4 ever.

    he even would have died for her, and john rove is so unlikely in character. I just hate him.

  • @PetraClick I agree that people change, there is no doubt about that but I guess it's different for us because Pocahontas and John's relationship symbolized a lot. I mean if Prince Eric and Ariel got a divorce wouldn't you be sad? Maybe not but that's how we feel.

  • @PetraClick Oh My gosh Youre so right!!! John Rolfe gave up his dream job to be with Pocahontas. All Smith cared about was himself!! And honestly, I liked how sweet Rolfe was to her. He never thought of her and her people as savages, unlike Smith.

  • Hey disney! if you really cared about historical accuracy you should have just called him rolfe instead of smith and leave everything the same

  • @ClumsySmurf29 If they had accuracy, it wouldn't be a good story since Pocahontas and John were not happy in their marriage. She was thirteen and John was a middle aged man.

  • I'm just gonna try to live my life pretending the second one never existed -_-' That crap ruined everything to me, I literally cried when I was a little kid when Rolfe and Pocahontas got together. ARE YOU HAPPY DISNEY, YOU MADE A LITTLE CHILD CRY! And I'm damn sure lots of others too. WHY?! JUST, WHY?!

  • @xColferWeasleyPelsX If Disney is reading any of this, I second that! Boy, if you see how messed up I was after my mom got me that video, you woud understand my issues with sequels to classics. I mean if you are going to do one, don't have a flirt like Rolfe get in the way of a the MEMORABLE COUPLE. I mean when I told my friends that Pocahontas ends up with another guy in the sequel, they flipped too!

  • hahaha!! too funny!!! best thing is I thought the same!! I was crying at at the end cuz she didn't end up with John Smith!! so disappointing!

  • LMAO! this was funny

  • don't worry, I do not count this film as a continuation of Pocahontas (by me I would destroy all copies to be forgotten)

  • sii fue una trauma de infancia, yo también ODIE ESA PELÍCULA! (porque pocahontas era una de mis favoritas! fue totalmente arruinada)

  • @Turquezansation Yo escucho a ti.

  • AUAHAUAHAUAHAUAAHAUHAUAHAAHHAH­AHAHAHAUAHAAUHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

    true story!

  • Omg so true.. Lol ur this video almost made me cry :'(

  • IF they wanted to make this "historically accurate" they would have made Pocohontas 13, have only a PLATONIC relationship with John Smith, make him go off to the New World, meet John Rolfe marry him and eventually die.

    Don't see any of that in a disney movie do you?

    So if they're going to milk it, PUT POCAHONTAS WITH JOHN SMITH GOSH!

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  • Dudes, just like the movey dang..accurate or not -_-

  • EFF DISNEY :'(

  • You know what's historically accurate? The fact that there's absolutely no good ending to this movie! John Smith doesn't get the girl. Pocahontas still dies and her tribe becomes extinct.

  • @RidiculouslyLuis but she does go to England, then dies. John smith was more of a father to her in reality, he was like 40 and she was 14 or something.

  • More Like ''You Ruined My Childhood''

  • hey guys guess what

    this NEVER happened

    John had a night mare on the way back 2 england

    sooo lets FORGET about it

  • I love the two movies, but I think that John Smith is better!!!!!!! :)

  • She only married John Rulf to keep peace between Native Americans and Euproeans. She never loved him in real life. In fact, the Europeans broke their promise of peace and now the Powhatan Indians are extinct. Pocahontas sacrificed her happiness, her LIFE. That's why there's no true happy ending for her. But what she did will ALWAYS live on in our hearts and minds.

  • lol love this make more!

  • i dont care about the history i totally agree with you

  • Disney screwed up big time with this movie.

  • You´re so right,I didn´t like Pocahontas decision,too and your video is sad,but kinda funny,too...I loved the last part with the two Johns ^^

  • I love the last part. " You broke my childhood!" To good I totally agree :]

  • I just pretend this movie never happened, and then I feel so much better!

  • @Cheza595

    That's how ya do it! Here Here!

  • These are my exact thoughts on the sequel! D:<

  • I don't know if they just tried to make it more relevant to the actual history or what, but even if they were, THE STORY WAS ALREADY HISTORICALLY INCORRECT WHY DID THEY DO THIS?

  • Maybe Pocahontas should have been hit with that club when she was trying to save John Smith after all...

  • Yeah, but in the movie they kind of decided to leave eachother, John Smith is too much of a playa. ;)

  • I was pissed because she went with mr. Stupid. She should have gone with John Smith! He loved her! I was...just...disgusted.

  • I know right? Disney Sequals ruin everything -_-

  • I DESPISED the second movie. Disney sequals always suck. Now I'm mad. >:( Why didn't she pick John Smith???? WHY!!!??!? <:(

  • @TrueFan028 Because it would be historically inaccurate.

  • @FilmmakeroftheFuture Yes, you're right. I'm calm now. I just kinda wished they left it where they ended. It was lovely! :)

  • @TrueFan028 In real life Pocahontas married John Rolfe o.O

  • I never saw the second movie, but gosh she looks better with John Smith anyhow.

  • Here's what I think of the second movie - IRRELEVANT!!!!!

  • In the legend Pochahontas is around twelve I think when she meets John smith, and she never fell in love with him but they were great friends (since she was a child and he an audult), and when she got older she met John Rolf and they married. That's what I read at least. But I agree, I also got a bit shocked when she just left him in the movie. But that's life.

  • She didn't say she'd love him forever, she said "I'll always be with you".... BIG DIFFERENCE!

  • I was so glad that Mel Gibson didn't sell out and do the second movie. His brother did the second movie instead.

  • This video was hilarious! And true lol

  • the first movie was my favourite disney movie but i hate the second one...

  • i hate the second movie -.-"

  • cheating whore..... (>.<)~!

  • You broke my childhood. I think that one lines summarizes everything. I'm just going to pretend the second movie never exsisted.

  • well I prefer John Smith too but they kinda had to go with history....

  • I love how there's happy inspirational music in the background while you're talking about how Pocahontas II broke your childhood, LOL. The irony...XD Frankly, just because a guy fights for you, doesn't mean that you HAVE to love him. You don't owe people your heart...it's not a muscle you can control...You'll love who you love.

  • @jadeddragon212 yep but its a disney movie

  • i love this~

    cuz i hate john rolfe

  • All that development sacrificed for "historical accuracy"???? If they really wanted to be historically acurate they would have made her 12 too!!! -_-

  • all that development sacrificed just for historical accuracy...-_- I mean, If they wanted to be so acurate they would have made pochahontas 12 too!!!-_-

  • This video perfectly describes how I feel about Pocahontas 2. Pocahontas was always my favorite and I was always mad when she wasn't counted as a Disney Princess. But ever since she cheated on John S for John R, all I can think of her is "traitorous, two-timing bitch!"

    John Smith and Pocahontas forever!!!

  • You Broke My Childhood...

  • What tends to happen when disney tries to be historically accurate!

  • I agree with you! I hated when she chose Jhon Rolf, and what makes me disappointed is that Pocahontas is my favorite disney movie, and end up that way! The love that I find most beautiful of all Disney films, where unlike other movies that had a happy ending, this was not so lucky, and she ends up with the crap of Jhon Rolf, I was very sad about it! I really enjoyed the video thanks! (:

  • Thanks... Like the vid says... Pocahontas II breaks your childhood... (:

  • I think she's a bit too mature looking to be 12...

  • @MissJelorox00

    I assure you she's not 12 in the Disney movie ;) I don't think we ever learn what her age is, but we know she's at least of marriage age, since her father wanted her to marry Kocoum. I never saw the second movie and I NEVER plan to. So in my mind, this NEVER happened :D

  • I HATE THE OTHER GUY!!! :( WHAT THE HELL GIRL!!!!! I AM GOING TO SAY THAT I NEVER SAW NUMBER 2 NEVER CAME!!!!!!

  • [insert angry rage here]

  • lol the music was good too... haha sometimes i just feel like chopping John Rolfe's hair off!!!

  • HAHAHA LOL IF I COULD I WOULD LIKE THIS VID A MILLION TIMES!!! POCAHONTAS JUST LOOKS LIKE A PLAYER TO ME IN THE 2ND MOVIE... THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK SO TOO!!!

  • You Broke my Chilhood! I laugh my ass off!

  • LOL John Rolfe was a homeless punk that planted tabacoo. John Smith was a Captain and a General that Ran a town. Whose better?

  • @Dayna154 haha John Smith... like if you think John Smith and dislike for John Rolfe...

  • Honestly, my mom wasted a good $15 bucks on the second movie when I was little....

  • stupid "successors" of Disney being historically accurate

  • Yo también prefiero a Smith antes que a Rolfe,pero en la verdadera historia Pocahontas conoce a Smith de niña (no llegan a enamorarse,es que a Disney le encanta tragiversar las películas...) y es años más tarde cuando conoce a Rolfe,el amor de su vida y,seguidamente,su marido.

  • LOL "You broke my childhood", so true

  • lol i love how you make it seem that it was all her fault.  John Smith treated her like a complete stranger, and at times, complete asscrap. She's a smart, strong woman and it shows that she won't put up with it. John of all people should know she's not the type to take bullshit.

  • @nadakyo WORD

  • Messed up, turna out Pocahontas marries him, she dies and then he remarries 6 months later...

  • Yeah... i agree with you. what the heck was she thinking.... don't make a promise you can't keep. lol :P

  • the reason disney did this was to stay true to reality. I dont know much about her story but ive been told pochahontas was a real women and the storys are based on her life but in her real life she left john smith to go with john rolfe

  • pocahontas II ruined my childhood :( Pocahontas I was my favourite move.

  • Fucking Rolfe!

    Stupid Disney for trying to stick to history

  • @kmasucci fucking rolfe? why that's exactly what pocahontas is probably doing now LMFAO XDDDDD

  • i just pretend that they never made a sequel :P

  • In making the second movie the way they did, they made the first movie pointless. I: I mean all that forbidden love, sacrifice for each other, The significance of the arrow, the legend ended up being nothing pretty much when the second was made. 'Least that's how I see it... and it break my heart because I watched the first movie yesterday and was reminded the whole time!

  • AND BY THE WAY WHY DID DISNEY FOLLOW HISTORY ANYWAYS WHEN THEY DIDNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE REAL HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME!? EVERYONE FUCKING DIES I LIKE THE DISNEY-FIED VERSION BETTER DELETE THIS SHITTY SECOND POCAHONTAS!!!

  • DISNEY YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED ME! CANT YOU SEE JOHN SMITH AND POCAHONTAS LOVE WAS PURE AND TRUE?! WHY WOULD YOU RUIN ME!? I HAVE NIGHTMARES NOW! THANKS OH SO FUCKIN MUCH FOR MAKING LOVE STUPID NOW!

  • I've never watched Pocahontas II - and I wont do that! It just doesnt exist for me! I want to die knowing that Pocahontas choosen John Smith and he was always in her heart just as she was in his heart. Their love was just too great to vanish. The true story I believe is that John Smith returned to America and they both lived long and happily united with forests and nature and cute animals, and they had lots of kids! This is how it should have ended! *nod nod* :) Stupid Disney!

  • @jaarekparf you are my hero i wanna die knowing she loved smith and he loved her...this movie moved me soooo much and now....its over !!!

  • the second movie ruined the first... i think that's because they miss the must important point from the legend... anyway this is one of the most big wrongs made by disney.

  • This guy Rolfe...he ruined my childhood...I wish him sifilis or wichever sickness killed everyone those days

  • lol at the end :-)

  • Well look at it this way...she dies when her and John Rolfe go back to Virginia...

  • @keiheartedlove NOT TRUE! I am one of her descendents,there are about 10,000 descendents. She had many children.

  • @jbiebersluver You can go yell at the history books I learned from rather than me. :)

  • i love the vid :)

    but when she saved John Smiths life, she was only young. She wasnt as old as they potray her in the film. Well, thats what I read anyways, not sure if its true xD haha

  • easily swayed

  • p.s. Both are  John.... XD

  • i loved the first movie ever since i was one. i've only seen the second movie once and it made me so mad. it made no sense and everyone was so out of charater it was ridiculous! what a waste of time and money.

  • @EnchantedKatz i was mad too! The first movie was beautiful, they love was beautiful!!!!! and than cames movie 2 _ _

  • this was exactly what i was thinking! precisely, word for word!  well, not really, but pretty close! john smith is so much better anyway. more confident, more daredevil, more manly, more cute... need i go on?

  • thats funny

  • the real John smith was way older than Pocahontas. she was like 12 when he came right? Disney didn't start off trying to be accurate though...

  • LOL !! TRUE !! XD