I've never met a nice south african

[MaDMAnHD3]

i used to know a nice south african but then i got an arrow to the knee

[BulldogBen1976]

Where's the ending verse?

[mirageF1AZ]

Eks trots Suid-Afrikaans!

[austinl80]

i out voted 39likes to 39dislikes making it 40 like to 39 thumbs up if you agree.....

[svenswart]

Proud to be South African and proud of the fact that I can laugh at myself.

[Panzy841113]

Poese

[harrywatson13]

watch?v=v439zTOJVho&feature=re­lated

its originally from this classic english television series

[Woestynboertjie]

Ek dink dis moer snaaks en goed gedoen. Net soos ons altyd beweer Aussies is skaap- mollesteerders is hierdie 'n tong in die kies vid. Word groot laaities.

[paultaunton]

So very true! All White south Africans are cunts! The invaded a country which belonged to the indiginous black people, then took over. Fuck all White south Africans jill tuckey and her inbread family! Husband is step son. Son is half brother to her husband etc etc etc. She a racist and hates Indians and works for Somerset county council. She was caught sending racist facebook messages!

X x x

[mirageF1AZ]

@paultaunton FUck you you fucking pommie wanker. What do you know about South-African history, apart from the bias bullshit about apartheid that was sold to you in the UK and you believed it , what a bunch of muppets you are! Did you know that the land of south-africa belonged to nobody because the black tribes didnt stay in one place, they were nomad tribes, and there was a war going on between the black tribes called the "Mfecane". The whites saw the opertunity and came in and took the land.

[austinl80]

@mirageF1AZ opERtunity???

[mirageF1AZ]

@austinl80 I would say opertunity for the lack of the beter word. The Land on the inside belonged to nobody. the whites were the first people to settle down there and build towns while the black tribes kept on moving where they could find food for them and their cattle. The whites didnt go to the interior of SA to take whatever land they could get. They wantet to get out of british rule in the cape colony. Go look it up."SA history 1836 Great trek"

[toogawnjawn]

Living here in the states I remember when this came out on spitting image, back then there was this rocker little stevie who got bunch of singers together and made that video we aint gonna play sun city becuase they would not allow black entertainers there. Your is the first video that I have seen that is orginal and not the same studio version of the song.

[TheBelkul]

SOME ONE IS GOING TO GET A SNOT CLUP TOMORROW.

[attax44]

Jeez some of you sad people need to get a grip here, its just a joke, I am South African btw

[0000e323]

haha foken pommies, how het ek geweet...

[boerqwhaas]

@WarrenWorthingtonIII - HA Ha ha, Soutie scum. I'll kick your ass boetie. Where are you?

[WarrenWorthingtonIII]

@boerqwhaas - Don't even respond to me you dirty, smelly, fuck.

[boerqwhaas]

@WarrenWorthingtonIII Uhh, ok.

[boerqwhaas]

@WarrenWorthingtonIII Are you the faggot with the sunglasses in the videos of your channel? If you are - I think I can take ya!!!!

[babystones]

lol WarrenWorthingtonIII

i guess you british and you just have a sore bum...

i guess calling you british is an insult to the others because most of the world love the irish, the welsh and the scottish but you english... everybody hates you.

[WarrenWorthingtonIII]

Haha - Really? Well.. Your YouTube favourites mainly consist of English pop groups..? Make your mind up.

[babystones]

@WarrenWorthingtonIII

lol.. one question... since you go look at my favourites... they are mostly from the english bitches i fuck on most nights and i log on and being a gentleman i let them choose music... lol they save them cos they're so shallow and think they will be coming over the next night (i know i should delete them).... SO DO YOU THINK I AM TURNING ENGLISH? shit i would hate that! i have a place in dubai and i know how they treat non european workers.

[WarrenWorthingtonIII]

@babystones - Haha - Ok - You're obviously fucking delusional. ahhaha

[babystones]

@ WarrenWorthingtonIII

i spent most of my teenage years in juvie hall (i am innocent) and we used to hate it and kept wondering how people like you have no friends. if your daddy raped you then get over it. dude go out for once and get laid... it will do wonders to your inferiority complex.

i feel for you bro, please seek help.

if you call your mommy then don't mention my name.

we're rooting for you

[Crabv1]

@babystones you're just a fag

[babystones]

@Crabv1

i had to give it to ur daddy cos he was asking for it so that made me a fag, i did say no! to u cos u too ugly.

before u start calling me names and start looking 4 shit with me little boy... go live a little. i ain't 1 of your little fucking mates.

[Crabv1]

@babystones you calling me little boy? bro fuck up haha

[lilsaprano123]

How can I download this as a ringtone ?

[RyAnHaBaNa]

hahaha the brilliant thing about South African's are.... WE CAN TAKE A JOKE :D haha I laughed my ass of at this even though I am born and bread a South African!

Love it :L

[herma456]

hahahahaha ofcourse us Safa's arent NICE.. NICE is something to piss on, NICE is a cup of tea. we just fuckin fabulous!!! ;o)

[islandmile]

"Nice is a cup of tea" hahahah

[brightonsteff]

Can fellow South African s please bear in mind this is from british tv in the mid 80,s its not recent !!!!!

[rsadutchman]

there are 45 million baboons in SA and more coming from Zimbabwe. PLEASE!!!! help us get rid of the smell.

[islandmile]

OMG funny as fuck!!!

[michaelconradie2]

I wish I could bump into the poeple who post these racist, anti-south african comments/videos, and show them just how right they are, by smashing their fucking skulls in!

[WarrenWorthingtonIII]

I'm anti South African - I think they're a bunch of racist cunts.

[farmerwindpomp]

I wonder who is the racist? jou foken poes man!

[WarrenWorthingtonIII]

Can you really be racist against a bunch of inbred racist fuckwits??? Really?? I live in Dubai. It's full of South Africans. They treat Filipinos and Indians like shit. They're dirty, ugly, smelly cunts who think anyone with dark skin is beneath them. Scum.

[egno84]

@WarrenWorthingtonIII I think you need to look in a mirror matey, your comments are pretty racist too. Perhaps you should go and watch Avenue Q.

[WarrenWorthingtonIII]

@egno84 - I don't need a character analysis from a 25 yr old on YouTube thanks mate. I make no excuses. I don't like white South Africans. I know many, I've worked with them, and I DO NOT LIKE WHITE SUPREMACIST SOUTH AFRICANS... They - Are - Scum.

[egno84]

@WarrenWorthingtonIII So your personal experience of South Africans is based on 10's, 100's or 1000's of South Africans. btw, I didn't analyze your character, just found it extremely amusing that you had to sink to such depths in your description of white South Africans that you failed to address the real problem of racism in all walks of life and that, by the sound of it all, that you think you are better than them.

[WarrenWorthingtonIII]

@egno84 - Nearly right... I don't 'think' I'm better.. I know I am.

Is it racists to hate Nazis? Pssh... I'm not lowering myself to a political correctness discussion on YouTube. I don't like the race of white supremacist South Africans... I think they're a race of inbred scum. Thereby, if you want to call me racist.. fair enough. I'm happy with that label.

[egno84]

@WarrenWorthingtonIII well ok then, just for your information, look up the word "inbred" next time you are close to a dictionary you might actually understand it then.

Anyway, have a nice life Mr Racist

[WarrenWorthingtonIII]

I know what inbred means you cockey little shit. Have I at any point come across as ill-educated? My opinions are based on my experiance with living and working around South Africans - and witnessing their attitude first hand. Do you know how white South Africans treat the black populous to this very day?? Regardless of the end of the apartheid? You're a clueless monkey who's arguing on a subject that you don't understand. I live and work around South Africans. They - Are - Racist - Scum.

[egno84]

@WarrenWorthingtonIII there you go again with the abuse. You are perhaps not ill-educated but by the sounds of it badly-educated. I happen to know a lot of South Africans too and I have even had the pleasure of living in South Africa for a while and therefore do know what I am talking about. Do some more research, before you start bad-mouthing a whole race. You are boring me now as your very strong views are based on experiences that can be found in all walks of life, as I have seen in the UK 2

[arievellema]

if it was remotely funny I would say more stupid fuck

[KroganSpectre]

lame

[1greer]

Very funny! Wait till you meet us at a SOKKIE and BRAAI. As a South African we can take this kind of humer! Will YOU be able to? HA! HA!

[davidaud777]

funny vid........i've met some interesting south africans

[krappies]

im south african...and they are taking the piss...it's a joke...i thinks it's been really well done :)

[tuckingfwit]

Nelson Mandela is generally liked and admired around the world! There you go one nice South African.

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

theyre talking about the white not the blacks

[bubblec1]

tell the truth, how many nice Poms do you really meet hehe

[Chellf72]

with everything going on there bet sa wishes it STAYED british!

[krappies]

no we dont, we wish it stay afrikaner!

[SpearTheAlmighty]

As a South African, I think it is damn funny. How about a sense of humour everyone? :)

[cougarfanparkingonly]

F'n doos. Don't be mad cause we kill you in Rugby.

[fromjhb]

Yea dont get mad. They just pissed that we fuck them up in Rugby and Cricket, besides they all bastard children from convicts and undesirables.

[skatergeek1981]

lol

[SafariRider6]

you punks talk a lot, lets set up a meeting out here in the woods and see who can stand behind their big mouths.

[arcticapple99]

(en)lighten up - they were just trying to get a reaction, I would say mission accomplished.... now I know why Z-news will never be shown

[arcticapple99]

Silly song, sillier comments

[c4nts]

BC News, 18th June 2009:

SOUTH AFRICAN RAPE SURVEY SHOCK

One in four South African men questioned in a survey said they had raped someone and nearly half admitted having attacked more than one victim.

The study, by the country's Medical Research Council, also found three out of four who admitted rape attacked for the first time while in their teens.

It said practices such as gang rape were common because they were considered a form of male bonding.

------------

Yeah, lovely people.

[c4nts]

Sorry, 'BBC News'.

[sugarydonkey]

Awful video

[darrynelario]

Stupid fucking pom. I supose you haven't been to South Africa lately, eh? I've been living away from SA for almost 3 years now and I've never experienced any hostility. Sp please, before you start making stupid accusations.. learn the facts first.. jou dom fok!

[Skoenmaker]

Sung by 3 Brits and I'm yet to meet an honest Brit, come to think of it, mwhich nation was first to use concentration camps?

The Anglo Boer war springs to mind................now was it those hatfull South Africans or the oh so fair Brits who imprisoned innocent women and children?

[antiazazel]

I am a SA expat livin in europe. Fact is the english in SA were and are the worst Racists hypocrytes. Only the afrikaners took the full heat for it all.

[gebatts]

@antiazazel ARE WE EASILY BAITED OR WHAT?

[PONKIEDOES]

You have a computer, go look for it

So during you stay in SA, did you not meet one nice South African?

[PONKIEDOES]

I find this really ironic. The Brits are the 2nd most hated race on the planet (fact!), only your masters across the Atlantic are more hated. A Saffa will beat a Brit in a popularity contest anywhere in the world outside of Britain i.e. France, Germany, India, China, Russia etc (the list is endless). Anyway, I think the video is quite funny!

[VagabondShoes]

Really? I doubt it. Most Germans seem fairly indifferent about South Africans (and can be suspicious of and even hostile towards white South Africans...)

[PONKIEDOES]

My comment wasn't a "thumb suck". It was based on a UN study. Also I've been to Germany and not once encountered any hostility.I also have German friends.

Is your comment based on personal experience, or because of things you've heard about South Africa's past? Think very carefully before answering this (you know the stones & glass houses saying...).

[VagabondShoes]

It is based on my experiences as a South African-German dual national who has lived for years in both countries. Which UN study?

[erooker99]

wow fuckin brits

[stormers68]

Im south african and ive never met a nice south african either

[mickygee]

south africans are racist cunts

[Vennies]

CHOKE ON A DICK ASSHOLE!!!

[mickygee]

is that a black dick you cunt

[Vennies]

Yes you fuck! 12" of love in your mouth. Ask your mother, she knows what im talking about.

[mickygee]

brilliant!!!

[skuzzycat]

haha...classic. I am 100% south african. Lived here my whole life. Whoever made this vid should maybe get out more and maybe he might change his mind.... I ve only ever heard good things about saffers on my trips overseas.

[NoviceOfTheRock]

Lol, I have a good south african friend xD Hahaha he's awesome. Lol racist ppl these days xD Just cause one or most of them are assholes doesn't meant that all of them are :P

[lionel346]

hey i get bullied by south africans at school so why would i like them

[987654321BH]

so feeble so sick ......where are there any nice people- Pommies are cunts , Ozzies are shit heads , etc etc

[mathewskarl]

Aww diddums... poor lil' numbers... here's a hanky, go cry.

[Ruberduky99]

Just call me an ignorant with a college degree, what do you have to show for yourself? Oh yeah a song to a tune of a..... well I am sure I already made my point! Stupid is as stupid does.

[BoiSan1]

HAHAHHAHAH! Wow! Probably cuz one called you black and knocked your teeth out! Sure is funny man! We are a strong bunch of blokes innit?

[tommprjfc]

its true! south africans dont have sense of humor :O

[kdditoob]

im south african and i think this video is funny as....

im not very either....

[AucklandRulez]

i played rugby with a south african who was on holiday, he was a great guy

[mathewskarl]

I met one SA guy once - he was a c*nt. He tried touching up my missus - right in front of me.. what arrogance.

[987654321BH]

It don't say much about your missu then does it...besides you Uk cunts are piss heads and wankers!

[mathewskarl]

so it was her fault he couldn't keep his hands to himself? duuuh.

[LipsyBoy08]

love it

[andymrowley]

don't get me wrong but i didn't think it was actually supposed to be a serious song, why take it so seriously....... you bunch of hairy backs

[rynierprins]

What do you English blokes think of whites from SA who grew up under the new regime, and had absolutely nothing to do with appartheid and all of that? I didnt choose to grow up there and cannot help that my ancestors chose to go live there. How about this, my great grandad was a Brit you went to SA with the navy and got a South African women pregnant with twins. He then gave my grandad and his twin up for adoption and made a run for it back to England, now that is what I call not a nice Brit.

[writtleminors]

i ain't got a problem with white south africans and im english.

i got some SA mates

[rynierprins]

ag fokof julle klomp engelse konte. Julle het nie eers n fokken clue hoe dit is om in SA te bly nie. Doose.

[outwiththeEU]

Great!!

[razorlight505]

fkin british c*nts!

[chimaerashowcase]

Good job mate. it seems the copyright crew have taken the actual video off YOUTUBE. Copyright law sucks, it only protects the rich and never the artist or the consumer.

[Bokke73A]

SA GNa win tomorrow u will see. COME ON THE BOKKE

[Bokke73A]

lol o well its still mine

[dim432]

how about i never met a nice zimbain

[Bokke73A]

wow 6,984 views its doing good. my mate hijacked this video onto his youtube account. i like the drummer part the best

[timelleb]

lol they do smell like baboons.

[hanliefx]

If you agree with this song, you don't get out much... well not out of your own country, that is.

There are loads of nice South Africans in South Africa.

[Enerjee]

I met a nice South African once, but then she turned out to horrible later on too. I've worked with lots of South Africans and unfortunately they do seem to be brought up to think only of themselves.  They're very competitive in the work place and always want to be top of the pile stepping on people's toes and using any ruthless means necessary. That doesn't sit well with the British sense of fair play. Sorry, but we all speak as we find.

[bokke81]

Enerjee. I think you have a very fair comment. Yes we are very competitive in EVERYTHING we do, we have to be that way as life back home is hard and yes you right we will do anything to be the best. In UK life is alot more easy and things are cheaper, there is help from the goverment and free medical, we dont get any of that back home. We not all racist either, we just dont like things like pornography, mixed couples and gay people, im not saying we better than anyone but we are the way we are..

[leodamascus]

Things are more expensive there than in London? Wow, that's rough; London isn't exactly cheap.

[bokke81]

Well its not that things are expensive is that or wages are not too great, you cant live on minimum wage as you can in uk. London on the other hand is the most expensive place i have ever been to in my life, and the worst!

[beauty19721]

Just f8ck off somewhere else then, anywhere, another planet. Ye aren't just hated by the English, ye are hated by the fu8ckin planet. Just a shower of arrogant racist c8nts. Well the real South Africans yes the Black ones are fine, others i wouldn't waste a spit in them!

[skippy18948]

british sense of fair play..... no1 plays fair these days ;)

you say it if we stab you in the back and go to sum1 and say look yeah that Enerjee is a pile of poo compared to me. However we do exert ourselves more to try that we are better than you so we can raise to the top, because what would be the point of not doing so. Your british sense of fair play you talk about is waiting for it to come to you rather than getting up and getting it

[LatriceIsHere]

im black (well mixed race yano lol half black but still) i live in england and i know several people from south africa and they are all really nice genuine people =D, silly stereotypes

[ASuch1]

Well, they certainly do take themselves very seriously and I haven't got a lot of time for that.

A pretty good vid - the bit with you as a flower makes me laugh, think I prefer the original though.

How come you missed out parts of the song?

[frankthehead]

its true though, any South African i have met over here in the uk always has an air of false superiority.

my close friend on the other hand is from Zimbabwe (shes a white refugee)and she thinks South Africans are arrogant bastards too

[clarealexandrea]

Sorry. But I have to say, not all South Afican's are like that. Some are actually really nice, and tbh, the ones that move over to the UK are actually decent, cuz they're trying to get away from all the crime, instead of partake in it.

[n14e5o15]

In response to all the looney comments: Look people, this is satire. No one truly believes that South Africans were/are any different to any other nationality. This song was simply a response to the South African policy of Apartheid. Please, bear this in mind 'BEFORE' you post a comment. And for the record, if anyone wrote a similar song about the Mugabe regime, I would be ok with that too.

[natelywills]

WTF?? This song refers to the political situation back in the day. Everyone chill... it was a tasteless laugh, nothing more nothing less. It's like watching a South park or Carlos Mencia song these days- all tongue in cheek. Jeez...

[hungrygiraffe]

Fuck me it's kicking off here, perkele0079 must be blik, sorry black. The majority of kiffer lovers are arseholes. If you live in the uk, fuck off back home and take the money you have earned in the promised land and start a seafish restaurant. Please prenounce it ice-cream, not arse-cream.

[perkele0079]

Do you know what a kaffirlover is? You were just speaking for yourself I presume. You don't know who the fuck and where the fuck I am, so you can take your pathetic little strawman comeback set it on fire and shove it up your ass.

[hungrygiraffe]

Just say what you want to say, get it off your chest, we are here to help. THE SAMARITANS.;

[perkele0079]

Who's 'we' fucko? Do you speak for everyone now?

[hungrygiraffe]

Deep down I bet you are a half decent person who has strong beliefs, shame we are in the wrong forum where it seems to bate people in to giving the wrong impresssion of themselves, or are you just bitter and twisted.

[perkele0079]

Maybe just a bit of both.

[perkele0079]

The psychology behind anti-South African (read white) sentiments is that the English are get on their moral high horse from the safety of historical distance from their own crimes. The villify white South Africans as being, by default, the epitome of racist par excellence, villifying them to allay guilt for their own crimes against the Boer nation in the Anglo-Boer war. Verdomde Kakie Rooinek bliksems!

[LordZast]

Sounds plausible, but isn't it just as likely that they were simply appalled by Apartheid?

[halwa001]

ITS GARETH!

[ninjaguysvideos]

THATS so weird!

[hungrygiraffe]

perkele0079 really has a chip (Or Fry, whatever Z Germans call it) on his shoulder about this one. Whilst the English attempt to have a sense of humour,Other countries have their own names for Brits. Limies, Roast Beef, Pommes. Seems like the song hit a raw note and you are trying to defend the so called master race. You have no sense of humour. Tried swimming with a Great White, give it a go, it will clear your head.

[perkele0079]

You are mistaken. It was performed on the BBC Comedy program 'Spitting Image', by John Lloyd, Peter Brewis, sung by Andy Roberts, all Brits. They don't mention the bit about the 20,000 Boer Children who died in British Concentration Camps during the Boer War. Couldn't beat the Boere on the battlefield so they went after women and children, and had prisoners shot by proxy Australian officers who were scapegoated by the British at the end of the war. Burn in hell Kitchener!

[itv2]

it was on ITV not the BBC.

[perkele0079]

Whatever.

[itv2]

whatever ain't clever..no need to be a spanner pet.

[perkele0079]

You're the fuckin' tool for being a pedantic cunt. What British network that was created for cunts by cunts is beside the point. I am not your pet.

[itvtwo]

Tool?. oh and i'm not British. Hun.x

[perkele0079]

Anyone who calls Dublin 'Baile Atha Cliath' has to be a Mick. I figured that out myself. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I've got a lot of time for the Irish.

[itv2]

thats grand then perkele0079, and your spelling (Baile atha cliath) is grand too :-).

[perkele0079]

You know, the English think that their sense of humour is the world standard. Whenever they accuse Germans or South Africans of a lack of sense of humour, does it not occur to them that there are cultural differences, among other things, which translate into different types of humour. I've been all over the world. Different people laugh at different things. What Scandinavians find funny I merely yawn over - does that mean I've no sense of humour. Maybe it's just different to theirs.

[stuee17]

HAHAHA, this made me laugh. I'm South African and know that when this song was made, we deserved it. It's still funny now though... I think this song was more directed at the afrikaners though. I dont like them either ;p

[hungrygiraffe]

Are they the type of people who say arse cream!, we like to call it ice-cream. Are Aricankers like the Abbos of Australia?. A Waste of space.

[hungrygiraffe]

Great humour take on a song made when Nelson was probably still inside. The song should have a funny side to South Africans, the minority that have a funny side.

[kittycatswhiskers]

Well done Gareth...you obviously have a great sense of humour, brilliant video.

[rrrangerrrr]

this song would be better if it werent for its major flaw... they use south african as a synonym for white people.. forgetting that the majority of south africans are of course black...

[maureenOWW]

This song is 20 years old, when it was written you didn't meet or see any black south-africans, as they weren't allowed to leave the country. Theonly black S.A. anyone knew were protestors, usually those who had been killed or jailed.

[timrollpickering]

This is more complicated. During apartheid a well known South African golfer famously said it was a big day for his "small country of just five million people". Many white South Africans denied blacks were part of their country, even to the point of trying to give the Bantustans independence. At the time "South Africans" were just the whites.

[perkele0079]

That's how it should be. The whites do need their own homeland.

[ant9647]

I had a history mock exam 2day and it was about south africa. This song was going through my head.

[CardCarrion]

This is good well done

[comedynick]

quite amusing

[Afrika4Eva2]

i made this video and I just want to im south african and this was just a bit of fun to make i dnt mean anything by it

[Habdabi]

he is actually the maker. Thats gareth :D

[TheLegend191]

grease out, biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch