star wars shortened pt.1

[Furryfury123]

@Jetannie94 a parsec is a measure of distance

[CastleMKnights]

Adam long!

[Jetannie94]

Bitch please. this is one hardcore Star Wars fangirl who can prattle off quotes and facts faster than Han Solo can do the Kessel Run. FASTER THAN 12 PARSECS BABY.

[EmmayLuLu]

"Anakin, DROP!"

[RyColSM]

Girls don't get Star Wars eh? I'm a girl and I knew all they were talking about and more to add to their chart. I guess I'm just too nerdy

[Antichrist2000]

And what of the boy?

Adam: Who cares.

[brpendleton]

OWK only cut off the organic limbs he left the arm that was already mechanical

[zenfrodo]

oh. my. gods.

[TTConvert1]

How they describe episode II is my favourite

[Kytseo]

Y'know, technically speaking, if you think about it, he did bring balance to the Force at the end of Episode 6 when, by then, the Jedi Order and the Sith as they were before were both eliminated. Neither was greater than the other and thus, true balance had been achieved.

[GaryAnyanka]

Girls can get Star Wars!

I kinda wish you'd done all of them like you did Episode 1, but that's ok.

[SpiderXxPirate]

"Syntax my all messed up is"

[starwarsnerd100]

They're nerds just like me!

[NoLongerHisBabyGirl]

Omg my brother is n love with this,,he is freaking out over it,,kinda annoying bt he is only 6, wow luke your such a geek,, like a bunch of other ppl around here that go looking for starwars on youtube,, yall need lives,(i love starwars just not this stupid shit)

[Warsie]

@NoLongerHisBabyGirl

i have a girlfriend and just came from hanging out with her. also, what are you doing here? trolling?

[Warsie]

@NoLongerHisBabyGirl

and yes, some of this video is facepalm-worthy I admit.. haha oh wow....

[kegmester]

"I am queen Abudabi of Naboo"

"Amidala"

"oh Amidal...a of Naboo" that guy with the glasses is the best xD

[ShadowinEX]

Darth Vader... sounds like a woman when he breathes?!

[ZemplinTemplar]

This is made of WIN. :-)

[doyly909]

attack of the clones song was amazing =)

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

I cried during Order 66 too.

[Ryuuken117]

This managed to be more entertaining than the prequel trilogy.

[tiger50000000]

u r nerds

[kmillz110]

"girls dont get star wars"

lie.

[ShadowinEX]

@kmillz110 A three year old girl explained the plot of Star Wars.

[xHPluverx]

omg the guys impression of obi wan is PERFECT

[NaerLin]

in the first three films I'm Ewan McGregor, then I turn into Sir Alec Guiness :)

[Pancho1818]

Love the song :D

So catchy :D

[Kelin236]

This is hilarious!

[MisTvIecHstyLeZ]

i think adam is really better is the reduced shakespeare company!

....

[atormanen]

this is funny, but i could do without the song

[shai4ais]

the choreography was better than in the original Starwars Trilogy. definitely

[VideoWatcher843]

is that adam long??

[Yardbirdsfan]

@VideoWatcher843

Yep that Adam Long of the RSC. I heard he co-wrote this.

[Poppenhuis]

Looooooooooove

[pyromaniacsband]

at 7:41 it actually sounds like it does in the film

[jorgeflores4]

those lightsabesr they had in the beginning are cool! where can one buy some of those?

[nomis0018]

oh sparks!lol is the obi wan brittish?

[wilkeswynnter]

they're all british its a british production

[kilborn101]

Two Canadians, one American

[SpiralOfWhite]

His harmonica playing sounds like an alarm on my cell phone. I was half asleep when watching this and it freaked me out.

[altmanronnie]

Never watched Star Wars so now I can say I've watched it! (kind of)

[sarahclara2012]

no you can't lol...it's a million times more hilarious if you know the movies :)

[yeshevishman]

Is there any lady in bermingdam with big hair who watched this video?

[ppetracco]

Man, I hate the sound of that sharpie aganst the paper!

[NaerLin]

Episode II is awsome!!!!

and girls too get the Star Wars 8)

[iamthematador]

WOOOOOOT! ADAM LONG!!!

[SoulInAForeignLand]

I'm a young woman and I ROLE PLAY Star Wars!

[nikkischeshiresmile]

"Girls don't get star wars" is my favorite line. lol. I'm a girl!

[Garyinspired95]

may the force be with you ...and also with you! i love adam!

[imkriss1992]

omg did he say zoinks????

[Tatooine92]

I'm a girl and I get Star Wars. Just FYI.

[jknicole]

Girls don't get Star Wars. I am now officially insulted, lol. xD I totally get Star Wars.

[pyromaniacsband]

look scary fish

that was close

[ernesthelp]

I'd hate to be a lady in birmingham with big hair... Cool

[QuiGonFan]

OH NO ITS THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AGAIN!

[HeavenlyAngel14]

lol that guys impression of obi wan kennobi/ ewan mcgreggor is really awesome!

[Damaris756]

i almost cried on Order 66 too!!!

[theatergrl28]

This is my apprentice, Obi-Wan Kenobi.  And I am Liam Neeson.

LOVE IT!

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

I never knew 3 white guys could be so hilarious!

[XXLilAnnaZXX]

i get star wars and im a girl excuse me

[my1username2sux3lol]

its only a joke

[pyromaniacsband]

yeh but it does make them soun like nerds

I REALLY WANT THE R2 BIN!

[go1retro]

ADAM LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YA!

[11rockabilia11]

i knooow, but it's so weird to see how much older he looks since the reduced shakespeare stuff

[jefferson1170]

Lol i love the song its so funny "My speech all backwards goes like this ,Syntax my all mesed up is" lol hillarious

[ivellios]

keith his speech goes

I'm yoda I'm yoda I'm greener then a toad-a, I'm wise (yo) I'm sage (yo)I'm 900 years of age (yo yo)

My speech all backwards goes like this. Syntax my all messed up is, one more thing let me you tell I can treat a light saber like ringing a bell

[nickthelad89]

Actually the guys in the background say yo twice, then yo-da, not yo yo. Just thought I'd point that out for you =]

[emcool]

This is the most fucking brilliant thing I've ever seen.

[mexgonexcountry]

i. want. that. trashcan. haha

LOVE adam long.

[legosmypasion]

lol!

[dagade2005]

F***ING HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ZukoForFirelord]

anakin DROP! lol best part.

[grissgal]

I love Adam

[standuporshutup]

could anyone tab out that attack of the clones song?

[sm21454]

You have to love how complicated their "really simple chart" is...

"Oh no, it's the guy with the horns again!"

Hahaha their very very manly bike handles!

[nikkischeshiresmile]

"But that's because girls don't get Star Wars."

"Oh Yeah."

Hilarious!! (I say this because I am a girl and I get Star Wars!!!)

[keithdaleaf123]

Love the attack of the clones song. In the song, what does yoda say at 4:26?

[Inexistence]

Syntax my all messed up is.

[wickedphantommisgirl]

I love Adam Long!

He's hilarious.

His work with the RSC was the best.

[jefferson1170]

IM YODA!, IM YODA! Lol best bit

[sokerkritik]

i love when he goes crazy at 7:40

[Arygo87]

lol ! :)

[deubrook5th]

Best movies ever. like. seriously. ever.

[aghneta18]

absolutely class

[Mombassa00]

the master is younger then the master lol

[NigoKron]

lol

Funny actors.

But the song of Star Wars II was also Funny.

[EFCGirl1234]

Girls do get star wars!! I luvv it! <3

[hotelgreg11]

I like it a lot!

[msmarvelmaniac]

I absolutly love these guys especially Adam!!

[Laure77190]

That's what I thought then... Thanks for that one ;-)

[Laure77190]

I'm working on a script and I can't catch what they say at

1.56 word just before 'Anakin, let's get out of here'

3.05 'Saying people out on ?????? I was born to a virgin'

4.30 'I can trigger a lightsaber like a ??????????'

Any help much appreciated ;-)

[pominvilleny]

i can trigger a lightsaber like ringing a bell

i think

[ajaxsemaphor]

1.56 'Yikes! Anakin, let's get out of here.

3.05 'Sandpeople I'm purgin' I was born to a virgin.

4.30 I can swing a light saber like ringin a bell

[Laure77190]

Thanks a lot guys, now my script is complete! ^^

[starwarsgurl4]

Oh umm okay...THX!!!!

[ablestmage]

1138?

[starwarsgurl4]

who is Adam Long?

[starrbeatlesqueen]

he is part of what is known as the reduced shakespeare company. unfortunately, he has retired from that.

[mexgonexcountry]

Is that Adam Long?

[starrbeatlesqueen]

yep.

[starwarsgurl4]

That was amazing......I cried when they ordered 66 too.....sooo sad.....i ALLWAYS watch your videos....but there was ONE flaw.....I am a girl and.....well i like and get STAR WARS...soooo......BING!...WRON­G!!!!

[vulcanmario]

I cried on order 66 too

[seajayaway]

The episode II song was GREAT!

[ArcanineOod]

I saw this on tv and I thought

I Must See This Again!

=D I love this!

[rabbitsrock07]

Great job! I laughed so hard XD

[eyeballer103]

what are the chords that are played in the ep. 2 segment? I have tried to watch but am having some trouble! Great video!!!!!!!!

[JoeChrisMorris]

A lot of fun!

[Dragonkiss76]

Girls don't get Star Wars?!? A chart? Stupid boys... ;-)

They cried, I didn't cry....

*giggle*

What a great video!

[vandwedge]

:D the guy from the Reduced Shakespeare Company

[Tommy012345]

at 7:43 his face.... LOL

[darkwolf021]

the song is so cool but phantom menace is stupid

[Mina1455]

HA!

[mizzmangolips]

i think this is like the 10th time i watched it

[arborealwrasse]

That's Richard Lynson. He's absolutely brilliant!!! Saw him when the Reduced Shakespeare Company was running at the Criterion Theatre.

[mizzmangolips]

that dont answer my questine!

[mizzmangolips]

u kno the man dat does yoda in da real films.. is that him cos the impretion of yoda is freekishly good!

[OnlyStageIsMe]

Hahahahaha, no.

Frank Oz does Yoda's voice.

Do you really think that a guy as young as Richard voiced a character in movies made over 20 years ago?

[mizzmangolips]

i really liked the song, lol, theyoda bit was the best i watched it over like 10 times loool

[lalasnake]

"May the Force be with you."

"And also with you!"

Yes! I'm glad I'm not the only person who thinks of that. I knew the Jedi had been infiltrated by heretical Catholics!

"That's what got it a PG-13" XD

[OnlyStageIsMe]

"May the Force be with you."

"And Also with you."

"Let us pray."

I think of this every day in chapel!

[jc1341]

lol me too

[Thadiwyn]

Utter Brilliance

[desertspawn]

You guys are GENIUS!

[buttersownsuall]

lol. "she showed me what my 'light saber' was for"

[HappyAppleCider]

I love how Obi-Wan is all: "AHH!!" and runs away when Darth Maul shows up the first time. XD

[TRUFFL3S]

'Look! scary fish! That was close.'

'And I am Liam Neeson'

'...And they always come in twos'

[4780732]

esta cheveree, bravoooooooooooooo

[sokerkritik]

my place is with my people is so funny

he sais it with no emotions

[livingpicture]

I'm not so sure this is quite as much shortened as it was funny.  Great job, guys!

[operofreak]

that is unbeliveable funny

[operofreak]

what is thier wabsite??

[RamzieFilms]

i love star wars shortened i watch it all the time, episode 2 is the best in this half!

5stars easy

[dandamanutube]

this video is cool!

[southparkobsessive]

does anyone know where i can get a tab for the attack of the clones song

[evanspb]

sky movies' new YT star wars video - just put in 'lichtfaktor' (nice response, Adam, btw)

[molekulaTV]

Greetings for the fancy company!

so...

FLASHDANCE or FLESHDANCE?

Alien styled quite funny short-film on our channel edited weirdly from the original Flashdance movie!

Others coming soon!

Force be widdya!

[gronktyst]

bah ! they try too hard and fail... see "Star wars in 5 mins" much better !

[GeneralRevan501]

the yoda song is the best thing EVER!!

[shadowthehedgehog62x]

The emperor is senile, I'm obewan kenobi and Im liam neasson LOL

[KMotionMasterpieces]

haha hillarious is there any more?

[Watson2007]

Hey it's the guy from the Reduce Shakespeare Company!! Adam Long! I wonder if it's them doing it!!

[katgerb]

it is the guy from RSC, but this is separate from RSC. u should listen to the podcasts on the RSC website. totally sweet :-)

[megabigblur]

I'm glad this is on Youtube, a friend introduced me to the Reduced Shakespeare Company and it was super funny....although a bit overdone in places.

[desertspawn]

This is my apprentice, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and I am Liam Neeson. You must come w/us to the senate.

But my place is w/my ppl.

I insist.

Ok, let's go.

much lol

[Gorphoz]

I am queen abudabi

no amidala LOL!

[18Beadsy]

Well I thought it was good I liked the part where he got killed and he was speaking and he just dropped it was cool

[xprettyxlush]

that was amazing! i don't know why people are bashing this, i thought this was hellarious! and the part where you said girls don't get star wars, and then referred to a big haired girl, i kind of went WHAT I LOVE STARWARS!? WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT!?

anyways. hellarious. i love all of you. lol

[maplethief78]

lol! force fx lightsabers

[SirKillsalot06]

And im Liam Neason lol

[stopmotion8]

Star Wars fans and lovers of 3D animation... please check out DROID RAGE by one of my new heroes Ken Dunn here on You Tube. Ken is an amazing one man 3D animation studio. He has modeled and textured every prop character and set himself, lighted each scene, animated the shots, even wrote the script, performed the speaking parts and composed the musical score! If you want to see what one person can do with a little talent and a lot of free time (and a touch of obsession), check it out!

[Juggernautdevilhulk]

monty python lol

[ajaxsemaphor]

Happy 30th Birthday, Star Wars!!!

[shadowthehedgehog62x]

and they acted like nerds at some bits to make it funny

[shadowthehedgehog62x]

They're not dumn nerds they are funny!

[ghostyboy000]

I'm going to watch the Star Wars movies. This was a good summary but was too short and had too many weird things that made me confused. And, all those guys are DUM NERDS!

[koreanhawkashbringer]

maybe you should watch the movies first...

[stiqman]

whit epeople sing comedy too much. this is funny but too much guitar and silly lyrics.

[lenalubiciastka]

Haha, I love this vid :) !!

[linthw8]

i want his shirt! i love jar jar!

[Bowvine88]

nice what is youre website

[772pilot]

my place is with my people-i insist...alright let's go

[yoshiball]

Dude, I can't find the chart on their website ;_;

[ichsuka]

lol yeah

i saw this on sky a while ago, its funny specially the yoda bit, liked it a lot

[MrRomanticSmartGuy]

LOL - AWESOME!!!

[Yatef]

That was killing halarious...even though the, like, had no graffics at all i nearly peed my pants from laughter....i'm now gonna see the 4-6 part...

[Furaha1138]

Hey, I'm a girl, and I'm *obsessed* with Star Wars...just for the record. Anywhoo, this was hilarious! I was clapping. I like seeing that I'm not the only geeky person obsessing over trivial Star Wars facts. >.< I loved it when the actor playing Anakin started yelling Obi-Wan's lines...XDD

[Prodigs]

"I am Obi-Wan-Kenobi!"

"And I'm Liam Nesson!"

[jasonkane737]

i am a starwars fan 2 what is your website

[xmen979]

wtf is this man that ways the gayset shyt alive!!!

[772pilot]

shyt?-who's the real nerd?

[sdunne1990]

i luv dis i sky+ it 2...richard is d only good lukin 1...i luv the whole ting but esp theattack of the clones song nd ode to a fallen at-at...also im a girl nd i get star wars...

[yoshiball]

What's their website? I want to find taht chart.

[wootaboy1]

"leave it in ruin not darkness.."

[schattenjager29]

The speech bit is right. "You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness. You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you."

[Creepysgirl]

I'd like to say just for the record that I am a girl and I understand Star Wars than most guys! lol Yah I could beat anyone at Star Wars trivial pursuit any day! Any ways just wanted to say that....awesome video!!! Loved it. Great Obi-wan impression in episode 3! That guy is good!

[Poppenhuis]

This is brilliant. I watched it so many times I know the song :blush:

[GeoffBatman]

Pure retardedness.